It's So Easy For Men: Rob Schneider

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  • In this clip from Rob Schneider's comedy special Soy Sauce and The Holocaust, he humorously explores the differences between how men and women approach relationships and daily life. Schneider jokes about men's ability to compartmentalize while women tend to be multitaskers, leading to frustrations.
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    Drawing from his personal experiences, the comedian delves into how men often have to downplay their fun when speaking to their wives. He contrasts this with women's tendency to juggle multiple things simultaneously. Schneider's relatable observations and witty delivery showcase his talent for transforming real-life situations into laughs.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 228

  • @daviddamasceno6063
    @daviddamasceno6063 6 місяців тому +235

    Best explanation of the importance of an ass slap 😂

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 6 місяців тому +90

    That damn glitter gets everywhere. 😂

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, it does.

    • @rudraksh111
      @rudraksh111 5 місяців тому

      Context anybody not sure how hooking up equals glitter

    • @seanm7553
      @seanm7553 5 місяців тому +3

      Strippers always have glitter on

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 5 місяців тому

      @@seanm7553 Yup.

    • @bite-sizedshorts9635
      @bite-sizedshorts9635 4 місяці тому +3

      My wife can walk near a card shop and get glitter on her. She's a glitter magnet.

  • @davidepperson6560
    @davidepperson6560 11 місяців тому +114

    He is a funny person and a very nice person when you meet him!! God bless you

    • @kylorenthehusky2584
      @kylorenthehusky2584 6 місяців тому +4

      Agreed. He came to visit my third grade class cuz he had our teacher growing up. Such a sweet guy

  • @jefrokatai5418
    @jefrokatai5418 Рік тому +105

    I have always loved Rob ever since I first saw him on sitcom in the 90's.

  • @drproton85
    @drproton85 5 місяців тому +52

    Rob looks good for being in his 60's!

  • @false-zd5uj
    @false-zd5uj 5 місяців тому +101

    I find it amusing that the girls laughter are the loudest ones

    • @julianyo7072
      @julianyo7072 4 місяці тому +7

      Because it's funny because it's true and they know it.

    • @dkBybee
      @dkBybee 4 місяці тому +2

      He really connected with them!😂

    • @amandahugankiss4110
      @amandahugankiss4110 4 місяці тому

      really just that one fucking loud broad.

    • @tammyd4099
      @tammyd4099 4 місяці тому

      And that's not a problem for us ​@@julianyo7072

    • @nateroseman
      @nateroseman 2 місяці тому

      I also noticed that they were all nodding. He is 100% right,

  • @davidbrotherton789
    @davidbrotherton789 4 місяці тому +6

    I think Rob Schneider just broke down some of the major psychological differences between men and women that licensed professionals wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

  • @Jmar1024
    @Jmar1024 5 місяців тому +31

    Scary how true this is. Every. Single. Word.

  • @aidanmartin7923
    @aidanmartin7923 5 місяців тому +45

    Fun fact. No one can multitask. No one can focus on more than on task at a time.
    Women can switch focus faster and more efficiently.
    This was taught to me be a female psychologist on a training course🤷

    • @anevabay9771
      @anevabay9771 5 місяців тому +2

      Meh..a hard yes. But take a girl with mad ADHD and it's just as well as thinking 3 things at once

    • @ronwatford7331
      @ronwatford7331 5 місяців тому +9

      ...which is why they switch to another room ALWAYS before it's done to another room...and then proceed to complain that they did so much and got nothing done that day 🙄

    • @delusionalmystic
      @delusionalmystic 5 місяців тому +2

      nah, I did my PhD in human multitasking at Berkeley, there's basically no gender difference

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 5 місяців тому +2

      Multitasking comes from routine, when you are used to something enough that you do it without thinking.
      What of course can easily lead to mistakes.
      One of the reason why for example many people got car accidents on routes they are used to, since they don't focus.
      Ovearll the difference between individuals is far greater than the difference between the sexes.

    • @siggyincr7447
      @siggyincr7447 5 місяців тому +4

      @@delusionalmystic Yeah, my observation has been that women don't multi-task better, but they do get distracted enough to switch tasks more often. A lot of guys will be doing something and ignore most everything else till finished. When I look at the women in my life they can be in the middle of a task and notice something that could easily wait till later that makes them drop what they are doing and attend to whatever caught their attention. My sister is always saying how busy she is and seems to get nothing done. Yeah, because she never finishes what she was doing before starting on the next thing. Which sort of makes sense if you evolved to be the primary caretaker of small children.

  • @TheVampireAzriel
    @TheVampireAzriel 6 місяців тому +24

    Interesting to hear Rob Schneider stand-up

    • @rollinOnCode
      @rollinOnCode 5 місяців тому +4

      well he doesn't exactly sit down.

  • @kirkhutchins4989
    @kirkhutchins4989 4 місяці тому +10

    He's always been on point. His observations and story telling keep him relevant. And he's not afraid to be himself!

  • @donaldpump3072
    @donaldpump3072 5 місяців тому +14

    Being single is peaceful

  • @draganpetev4677
    @draganpetev4677 5 місяців тому +20

    'If it's fun, why won't you take me with you?' Because with you there, it won't be fun for me...

  • @jamescurfman3284
    @jamescurfman3284 Рік тому +26

    He's very accurate. :D

  • @michaelfinger6303
    @michaelfinger6303 5 місяців тому +3

    i never thought he can be funny, hes freaking hilariously funny

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef Рік тому +102

    The women are laughing. That’s how he knows he’s right. How every guy watching this knows.

    • @Mountainlion118
      @Mountainlion118 Рік тому +3

      Calm down buddy.

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 7 місяців тому +14

      @@Mountainlion118 He's not excited, what's wrong with you? Maybe you should calm down.

    • @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg
      @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg 6 місяців тому

      ​@Mountainlion118 What he said was exaggerated and needs diminishing? I think you might be delusional, have you ever met a woman?

    • @calebray4168
      @calebray4168 5 місяців тому +3

      @@aaronbarlow4376being a little white knight. He probably thinks he’s sophisticated but tbh it’s been months so maybe he’s a different person by now. It’s kinda silly to comment on a comment so long after it was made. I get it though, people say stupid shit and it’s annoying.

    • @kenbowser5622
      @kenbowser5622 5 місяців тому +1

      Before wokeness when women actually had a sense of humor and cogent thought

  • @davidmarrier2737
    @davidmarrier2737 Рік тому +19

    That's why you are supposed to call out the ingredients on the sandwich you want during sex , that way she'll focus more on you.

  • @laurarogerson6755
    @laurarogerson6755 2 місяці тому

    I'm a barber. I've found red glitter in men's hair, and asked them if they were taking down Christmas decorations late or putting them up early, just to see the look on their face. 😂

  • @HuslteHarmony
    @HuslteHarmony 8 місяців тому +11

    That white girl was having the time of her life

  • @blackpowderuser373
    @blackpowderuser373 Рік тому +26

    So true. Every time I wanted to watch a movie on Netflix, she always has a say on what to watch so she could enjoy it too.
    And I usually prefer political thrillers or documentaries. I feel lucky sometimes if she also likes a film of such genres.

    • @fdsage
      @fdsage 4 місяці тому

      simp

  • @Mark-rm2yu
    @Mark-rm2yu 6 місяців тому +9

    If my wife didn't think about everything all the time, our lives would fall apart completely within a month.

  • @wocathoden
    @wocathoden 5 місяців тому +2

    LMAO!!! I didn't see this coming!

  • @jonathanbaker4361
    @jonathanbaker4361 5 місяців тому +14

    Was he channeling his inner Carlin?

  • @gamble777888
    @gamble777888 6 місяців тому +5

    We actually know as a matter of science this is the difference in the brain of a man and women. Men put everything into a box women cannot.

  • @minnesotajude8447
    @minnesotajude8447 Рік тому +251

    The women are laughing because they know it's true. Don't get married, guys.

    • @--RSL--
      @--RSL-- Рік тому +18

      Sry you guys didn’t get lucky.. too bad 😂

    • @cosmokramer1213
      @cosmokramer1213 Рік тому +29

      I'm happily married but thanks anyway

    • @IndigoPhoenix-wc9lh
      @IndigoPhoenix-wc9lh Рік тому +3

      It's not true ;) I don't care who marries and who don't, but it's not. :)

    • @steelearmstrong9616
      @steelearmstrong9616 Рік тому +17

      @@cosmokramer1213 You are but she’s not. Only the men love. It’s why the relationship works. They don’t work when the woman love more. You like most men are in denial. Her manipulation is working very well to Keep you giving her the life she so desires. This is not love

    • @cosmokramer1213
      @cosmokramer1213 Рік тому +22

      @@steelearmstrong9616 what on earth are you on about?

  • @cosminmorga1331
    @cosminmorga1331 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the video

  • @diceman2004
    @diceman2004 17 днів тому

    Goooooaat .

  • @morriswheatley9856
    @morriswheatley9856 5 місяців тому +6

    Rob is aging really well

  • @reesejohnson2788
    @reesejohnson2788 4 місяці тому

    Never heard Rob’s stand up before. Not bad

  • @sirwilliamericclaptonpower1706
    @sirwilliamericclaptonpower1706 6 місяців тому +4

    straight women get threatened when they see men having fun without them lol

  • @garysparks-vc2ij
    @garysparks-vc2ij 5 місяців тому

    Pretty damn good

  • @benjamincarter1437
    @benjamincarter1437 2 місяці тому +1

    If you look for rob schneiders new stand up sets on here thus is what you get. If you search long enough you can find the sets he roasts these woke jokers

  • @Rayo-qy4jg
    @Rayo-qy4jg 23 дні тому

    Big stan😂

  • @oilylioratuto
    @oilylioratuto 4 місяці тому

    Rob Schneider is dha dup dhu dhi day.

  • @skinyviny1
    @skinyviny1 7 місяців тому +1

    That was funny

  • @RubberFacee
    @RubberFacee 4 місяці тому +2

    Isn't driving kinda multitasking? Why are they so bad at it???

  • @IgorF-oz9cg
    @IgorF-oz9cg 3 місяці тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @iamnormal8648
    @iamnormal8648 5 місяців тому

    I didn't know the CHICKS GO CRAZY guy does stand-up.

  • @eskroenomikon6818
    @eskroenomikon6818 6 місяців тому +1

    🙌🤣

  • @bgrego88
    @bgrego88 5 місяців тому +2

    I mean how can you be doing multiple things and be bad at all of em

  • @carloscendejas3125
    @carloscendejas3125 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @MrBimirud
    @MrBimirud 8 місяців тому +3

    @2:46 I guess women compartmentalize too ...

  • @jessicafallen9778
    @jessicafallen9778 Рік тому

    Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrkibblez
    @mrkibblez Рік тому +1

    😆 😂

  • @whenniceguysretaliate5619
    @whenniceguysretaliate5619 6 місяців тому +5

    Sounds like Men are better Lovers, better at Focusing on a specific event and better at making the most out of a less than optimal situation/relationship.

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 4 місяці тому +1

    Rob is alive?

  • @RayM4tIZyx
    @RayM4tIZyx 4 місяці тому

    Loseing is easy, wining is hard. Why? I don't know. I want to have some fun too, but maybe I am not worthy of love... Wonder how things got this bad.

  • @Key5ser5oze
    @Key5ser5oze Рік тому +1

    I didn't know Martin Sheen does stand up. XD

  • @silverlow
    @silverlow Місяць тому

    True men, go enjoy your outside activities without the wife/ girlfriends. She 4:06 to stay in the house and do all the housework and caring for the children 24/7/365/366 every single day for the rest of her life. She is not to have any fun or do anything for herself. Because once she has children, they become her life, not entertaining other adults or even you for that matter because the children need her more than you, your house needs her more than you. She doesn't deserve a life beyond the home front from that point on. She isn't a single person any more she is a mom, housekeeper, chef, taxi driver, nurse for everyone, but herself, doctor, lawyer, and banker for household finances. As well as teachers for children and policeman so that the children learn proper respect for all other people around them including you.

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp 5 місяців тому

    CONFIRMED.

  • @hariszark7396
    @hariszark7396 3 місяці тому

    Glitter is the way of the "dancing" girls to tell on you to your girlfriend/wife of where you have been and did....
    It has no other usage.
    Think of it.

  • @shaxxalicious350
    @shaxxalicious350 6 місяців тому +13

    If a woman has time to think about anything during sex, you’re doing it wrong.

    • @IndigoHazelnut
      @IndigoHazelnut 6 місяців тому +4

      I agree with you 💯% .. And I'm female 😂

    • @Colton-wz5sh
      @Colton-wz5sh 6 місяців тому

      Time? Time is not the issue

    • @Made-For-Toons
      @Made-For-Toons 5 місяців тому

      It's not like she has to do much. Most women like to do two things in bed. Lay down or bend over. Honestly, we're just as bad though. I'll be trying to think weird stuff so I don't bust.😂 Doing taxes and watching the animal planet. What the fux you doing? Hanging them from the chandelier.🤣 Bet you got that reinforced adult child swing in the living room with all the attachments.

    • @DeathCluntch
      @DeathCluntch 5 місяців тому

      You really think it that simple! You are Mo Ron

    • @DeathCluntch
      @DeathCluntch 5 місяців тому

      @@IndigoHazelnutobviously because simp tells you want you want to hear 😂

  • @user-od3rz1qj7l
    @user-od3rz1qj7l 5 місяців тому

    Goldy

  • @dkajj
    @dkajj 7 місяців тому +1

    Based

  • @jrsanders1212
    @jrsanders1212 6 місяців тому +1

    I don't care for this style of comedy but it has its place.

  • @jomojojo6603
    @jomojojo6603 5 місяців тому

    He forgot to talk about how women will decide yhat they want to go with their man to enjoy the fun that he normally does without her. For example, golf. Theh she gets out there and complains about how bored she is and ruins the time for everyone. On the plus side, she never complains about that activity anymore. But, don't worry... she'll always find 10 other things to complain about.

  • @adamstewart8712
    @adamstewart8712 6 місяців тому

  • @pietpompies361
    @pietpompies361 5 місяців тому

    That was not family friendly at all

  • @blablableh724
    @blablableh724 Рік тому +1

    whamen

  • @ccfmfg
    @ccfmfg 5 місяців тому

    Men Behaving Badly.

  • @jinglepony3155
    @jinglepony3155 2 місяці тому

    Washed up in trumpland.

    • @rah2287
      @rah2287 Місяць тому

      @jinglepony3155 Poor pathetic little creature. Did your unicorn piss on your high heels?

  • @thedullone
    @thedullone Рік тому +4

    beeping out comedy 👎🏻

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 4 місяці тому +2

    how deeply unfunny

    • @rah2287
      @rah2287 Місяць тому

      @chrislom5288 Lighten up Alice.

  • @13shadowwolf
    @13shadowwolf 11 місяців тому +10

    I hadn't seen Rob Snyder in years, and now I know why. He hasn't changed his jokes in 30+ years.
    Rob Snyder makes jokes for people, that have a hard time with anything more than "Ha ha, he farted" level garbage.

    • @canderoussnurd4265
      @canderoussnurd4265 8 місяців тому +19

      And yet you clicked on the video to comment……

    • @13shadowwolf
      @13shadowwolf 8 місяців тому +2

      @@canderoussnurd4265 yea, and if you actually had the capability to understand the whole first sentence of my comment, you might have understood the nostalgia in the comment that turned to disgust.

    • @canderoussnurd4265
      @canderoussnurd4265 8 місяців тому +10

      @@13shadowwolf Yeah. I read it. And again I ask what’s the point of commenting what amounts to “he hasn’t changed and his comedy is bland”?

    • @13shadowwolf
      @13shadowwolf 8 місяців тому

      @@canderoussnurd4265 lol, sorry if the point went over your head.

    • @AlphaAchilles
      @AlphaAchilles 7 місяців тому +9

      Nothing you said is going over anyone’s head. It’s not that complicated.

  • @anniep855
    @anniep855 6 місяців тому +2

    Who is laughing at this?

    • @Colton-wz5sh
      @Colton-wz5sh 6 місяців тому +4

      People with a sense of humor

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 5 місяців тому +1

      Rob has been hilarious for decades. Where have you been? I don’t want to go there!

  • @kevinshea9794
    @kevinshea9794 6 місяців тому

    This guy is arguably the least funny comedian of all time.

  • @jacquelineeick5986
    @jacquelineeick5986 Рік тому

    his daughter ELLE KING IS MORE FUNNY WITH HER VIDEO SONG EXS AND ohs

  • @BillPinkNye
    @BillPinkNye Рік тому +4

    The only thing funny here, is this guy somehow got a career in comedy.

    • @joy3203
      @joy3203 Рік тому +19

      Give him a credit. He’s funnier than you for sure

    • @BillPinkNye
      @BillPinkNye Рік тому

      @@joy3203 Not a very high bar you set there. And no, I give credit where credit is due. Ain't none due here.

    • @13shadowwolf
      @13shadowwolf 11 місяців тому +1

      Rob Snyder only made movies, for idjits that think fart jokes are the height of comedy.

    • @MG007.
      @MG007. 6 місяців тому +6

      It's ironic how people in the comments are attack Rob for his comedy yet they themselves have not made any comedic movies that people paid to see and did not even do 1 stand up where persons paid to see him perform. I laugh at such commentators 😂

    • @antonackermann9620
      @antonackermann9620 6 місяців тому

      So you got some bad takes, huh.

  • @michaelmolina8920
    @michaelmolina8920 9 місяців тому

    😂😂😂

  • @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062
    @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 6 місяців тому

    That was painful. Did he even want to be there? Buddy, have an espresso before the show! I thought he was going to fall asleep and hit the floor!

  • @anevabay9771
    @anevabay9771 5 місяців тому +1

    😂 Completely right about everything! Those slaps are top level🫶 This was the most I've laughed in so long, You made me a lifelong fan tonight

  • @gl8715
    @gl8715 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Sudeep.Manerkar
    @Sudeep.Manerkar 7 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonlasvegas
    @brandonlasvegas 5 місяців тому

    😂