If you're attempting to get a person or child to try a new food, offer to play the game called, "Try something new!" To play this game you need a new food, a glass of something they like & a paper napkin or 2. Step 1. They must take a take good sized bite. 2. If they like it great! 2.5 If they don't like it, they get to spit it into the napkin & take a big drink from their glass. We played this game with my children all the time. Especially, when we're out in public eating. When they didn't like something, they never made a scene, just a funny face. When they spit it was discrete & without noise. Today they are young adults & eat so many different strange foods. Try it yourself too. It works 💋🇨🇦
@1:35 There's actually a Japanese dish called "Oyakodon" that roughly translates to "Parent and Child rice bowl" because it features chicken and egg cooked together on rice.
I read that as a random trivia at one point and before then I’d never even thought the chicken salads that have eggs in them. Or chicken pies since they are made with eggs in the mixture that harden in the oven. Then I went meh, guess it’s just normal for food, they just point it out in this dish, and went on with my day.
I mean, there's also the whole kosher thing about not "boiling young in the milk of its mother." It's interpreted nowadays as a ban on dairy and meat in the same meal.
Haggis was just a way to make use of offal.. Then became a cunning plan to flog stuff on Burns Night. Which goes much better if you shoot the piper, burn the poem, feed the neeps to the next haggis donor, and tuck into it served with spuds, greens* and a rich gravy. This is of course one of the Scottish heresies, along with mis-spelling whisky, pointing out tartans were a way to enrich Victorian mill owners, and caber tossing was invented by Scottish chiropractors and hernia surgeons. *Greens can be uncommon in Scottish diets, unless deep fried. You can of course find deep fried haggis in the culinary capital of Scotland, Glasgow..
@@KNR90 I'm told much of Scotland can be explained that way. He's right, though; haggis, as I understand it, was a way to make the most of the cheap meats available to Scottish peasants.
I lived in Germany for a total of 10 years and I loved kinder eggs. Whenever I go overseas, I smuggle them back into the states. Yes, I am a hardcore criminal. (Allegedly)
@@blau1726 TSA is the agency in the USA that checks your luggage for dangerous materials. Depending on what they find, your two week vacation might include some years in a federal prison.
@@blau1726 Sorry for the confusion, the first response was directed at the original commenter. UA-cam just advertises it as me replying to you. It was also hinting that saying "allegedly" doesn't remove one from the "used one of the trigger words" list.
I've been binging some of your channels and it's to the point where you're literally in my dreams narrating them. You're literally my sleep paralysis demon, Simon. 10/10 would nightmare again
No, no, Danny's description of the haggis is pretty spot on. Tis a wild beast. They have shorter legs on one side of their body, so they run in circles. The females run clockwise and the males run counter clockwise.
As an Aussie we have Kinder surprise eggs and Yowies. I also love those little Kinder surprise bars they are awesome. This video (and talking about kids putting anything in their mouth) makes me think about a post a saw years ago on stupidest warning labels, particularly it reminds me of a label found on a chainsaw that said "do not use near face of genitals." You should do a stupidest warning labels video (if you haven't already).
Its scary to think there is a reason they put those warnings on items....because someone has tried it and threatened to sue or did sue because there was no warning..
Curling irons have a warning "not to be used internally" and toasters have one that says "do not use in bath tub" in the US. I really wonder about this place at times...
Danny is a bit off with the description of haggis, everyone knows they have one set of legs shorter than the other to enable efficient running around of hills
@@heleninglis9961 yeah especially since those factory farms have to keep them in individual cages in sheds to stop them fighting and chewing each others knee caps off, it's inhumane
@@pootlesnoot8278 legend has it that in the highlands, on a calm autumnal evening, just as the sun is setting, you can hear the mating call of the wild haggis. Never been lucky enough to hear it myself unfortunately, but allegedly it sounds just like bagpipes!
The Scottish comedian Fred McAuley tells the story of a friend of his who was asked to translate the Burns' Address to the Haggis into German for a Burns Night Supper in German. But when the Address was recited, it was translated back into English. So when the person got to the part about "Grand Cheiftain o' the Pudd'n' Race!", it was translated back as "Mighty Fuhrer of the Sausage People!"
I love the Business Blaze lore. Danny's chained up in the basement and eats horrifying food, and Simon's a greedy tyrant with a MOUNTAIN of cocaine three feet off-screen.
@@pathemeleski You are mistaken. This has not always been the case. Presumably you aren't old enough to remember the toy being in the cereal. Also, Simon/Danny doesn't know what he's talking about either (regarding it being illegal since 1931).
I was told that haggis was an animal that lived on hills, and that it had two legs shorter on one side so that it could stand up straight on the hill. Obviously it could only go around the hill one way.
The thing with the toys in the cereals might be everywhere nowadays. Here in Germany they also stopped putting toys in the cereal years ago. I think they are just cutting costs.
Last time I remember getting toys in cereal was when 2nd gen pokemon came out and they put these weird, essentially tops. You could spin that were a few of the then new pokemon
Those toys stopped not just in the US. Even in Germany they won't put toys into your cereal boxes anymore. It's possible that all countries stopped the practice. Perhaps that just about cutting costs.
Simon: It would be weird to cover an egg with chicken. Japan: Yeah, that's why we cover the chicken with egg and put it on rice and call it a Parent/Child Bowl (Oyakodon).
Shes gonna be so mad about that line where he says she will put anything in her mouth thats for sure. I expect this video be private when she reacts to it as a teen.
@@rawr51919 at first I was worried about his slow decent into maddness, but now I sit back and watch as every video he slips further and further into the abyss.
We used to have prizes in US cereal boxes, but some time in like the last 10 or 15 years, they stopped doing it here because they were deemed a choking hazard.
I remember getting a whistle and a decoder ring in a box of Frosted Flakes or maybe Fruity Pebbles. Probably why those were my favorite cereals growing up. It was the best because it used to be that whomever got the toy to fall into their bowl got the toy. Then, they started taping the toy to the inside of the box and completely changed the game. My older brother had longer legs, so he always got to the cereal first.
I am for a ban on this ban. I am a firm believer in the Darwin Awards are going to save humanity. I grew up with toys in the cereal and lawn darts but amazing no one in my family or friends died.
8:32 "MMMM, it tastes better when it's served up in the remainders of peoples dreams" I literally just blasted spit all over my monitor and mouse. Gross, but I love it.
I loved that [TOTALLY A JOKE] intro. 🥳 Simon... "Kicking the bucket" They're standing on the bucket with a noose around their neck. When they're ready (or not?) they just... kick the bucket...
After being a fan since the beginning, and watching every single business Blaze episode, I think Simon enjoys the skits he makes way too much haha. Glad to see you have a channel you can kick back a bit and be silly. I'm sure it's refreshing
I laughed so hard at the cocaine jokes... I'm trying to listen to this at work, and people are looking at me weird for bursting out into hysteric laughter every time the white clouds of dust appear...
Yes that is a proper right use of “Karen” also known as “Can I speak with you manager haircut” because “Karens” usually have short hair w/expensive highlights. Though I agree that’s it’s the perfect term for these unbelievable people, my name rhymes & it’s starting to bum me out. Be a peace loving, patient, non pain in the ass “Erin”! Not a “Get off my lawn Karen”
Evie M I really like “Evie” I wish I had that nickname! Just curious, is your middle name Eileen by any chance? I’ve met not 1, not 2, but 3 “Erin Eileen”s but they never have the last name of Murphy. It would be amazing if we shared 3 names wouldn’t it?
It made me say, omg why make such a mess for yourself, whos cleaning that up, then i imagined him putting a 6 month old in a duster onesie behind his wifes back and letting her clean it up.
"It tastes better when it's served up in the remainder of people's dreams." I fucking choked on my drink at that. Fucking gold. Keep it up, Simon. I'm subscribed to all your shit, and yes, I will still be watching Visualpolitik even if you are not the host.
Simon has clearly mistaken UA-cam for a reasonable lot who understand what a joke is and would never resort to knee jerk reactions. Boy won't he be surprised!
At around 6 minutes Diamond... When you do the joke about you actually physically snorting cocaine just literally made me fall out of my chair laughing that was freaking great! Keep it up boy with the blaze! Loving all of these they're awesome
@@SamlSchulze1104 You've clearly got zero concept of basic grammar and how root words work. I suggest you take a basic English class and then get back to me hun.
Idea, a BB about the time KFC sued Colonel Sanders, and lost. I thing that would be pretty cool. Edit: I also learned that echo bars have been discontinued.
I always find it funny when Simon and Danny discuss food and words for them. I'm sure most people in America have no idea what either of you are talking about. Going back to a previous video, pretty sure nobody in America uses the term "fizzy pop". If that's not a British term, I don't know what is.
Sounds like something we said like a hundred years ago. People probably said "I just had myself a fizzy sodey pop, and by golly I'm full of vim and vigor now!" (because it had cocaine in it) Lol!😄
A soft drink, or fizzy drink.. soda pop or mix of those words thereof. Perhaps you'd just call it a soda, although here soda refers to rather plain soda water which is carbonated water essentially. A hard drink will typically be some kind of alcoholic liquor.
It had a brown coat with a ginger tuft behind it's neck. It also had legs of differening lengths on each side to make it easier to scurry up the mountain.
My mom and Gma went to France for my Great Gma's funeral in the late 80s early 90s and brought back some Kinder Surprise Eggs. The toys were so fun to put together! I actually discovered recently when my parents were cleaning out some of my old stuff that I still have the capsules and the toys! Now my girls can play with them and know a tiny bit of what they're missing out on with the lame Kinder Joy Eggs we can get.
Best UA-cam Video Entrance Ever!!!! (allegedly) And c'mon, we all know to survive as a youtuber you need that extra "kick". How do you think he releases videos across all his channels almost every day?! 👃🏻❄💥👍🏻
Really important note: most first hand accounts suggest that fugu is not an amazing tasting fish, some suggesting it's actually quite unappetizing. People only eat it for the prestige / anecdote.
Actually a lot of states have laws that preempt cities from passing certain types of laws that might be overreaching. This bill was named after NY Mayor Bloomberg who tried to ban large size drinks, it also references a San Fransisco law that bans happy meals. Apparently Mississippi didn't want this happening in their state. Some states also have laws that forbid cities from passing gun legislation. Seattle tried to ban some guns (I think concealed weapons even with a state permit) but the state wouldn't allow it. Columbus, Ohio tried to ban "assault" weapons but the state struck it down there as well.
The look on his face when talking about having a 6 month old that puts everything in there mouth. I know that look. That look comes from that day you’ve had your end of the day beer and your relaxing and you hear a choking sound from your child and instantaneously go into the least relaxed state you’ve ever been.
Two things... 1) when you look up "legend" in the 14th edition of the OED- the one you bought for $2 on CD-rom and then spent $400 on a way to rip it onto your computer- there's a picture of Simon and 2) nobody needs to promote cocaine because cocaine promotes itself since cocaine is, in fact, awesome (just kidding (maybe))
I've had Fugu, several times even, in Japan. And yes it's expensive and I was a slight bit apprehensive the first time until the Sake buzz started getting to me, but it is absolutely delicious
Yes. Fugu is amazing. Had it once over 20 years ago and still remember the taste. At the time, I wasn't told what it was (which is why I ate it). Older, married, and ?wiser? I probably won't ever have it again. But it was good.
@@davidklein1245 I've had it since I got married etc. The people who die from it yearly are amateurs/dilettants who either misidentify the specific kind of Fugu and thus which parts are dangerous or eat the wrong parts thinking it can't be that bad. It's exceedingly rare for anyone to die from something served by a pro chef. But I respect those who just don't want to as well, my inlaws don't eat it for example. For me it's just too good to not eat when I can... Not really rational either.
In the style of the moaning commenter; "Er, Simon, in the UK we actually have things called Shrimps, they're like really small prawns but aren't prawns, cos they're shrimps, it's only cos americans are silly calling all crustaceans of that type shrimp, shrimp lives matter okay!"
Prawns are far less common in the U.S., but when available (imported) 2are referred to as Prawns Prawns are more expensive than the pink and white shrimp commonly available. So, when Americans refer to a crustacean as shrimp...it is because they are almost certainly shrimp...not prawns.
I live in the U.S. and am surprised to hear that it's been illegal to put inedible objects in food products since 1931. In the 1940s and 1950s my grandmother used to get dishes in things like flour and cereal as promotions. Also, when I was a kid in the 1960s and 1970s we used to get toys in cereal such as decoder rings and magnifying glasses.
Thats definately not a side effect of cocaine, maybe a side effect of kids not knowing how to play real instraments but not cocaine, cocaine is a close to drugs come to being all natural like mushies and weed. Its gas cleaner and cocoleaves. So unless your cleaning supplies and fueling your car also make dubstep....
*Is eating a delicious burger, then simon starts talking about the maggot infested cheese* *looks at burger and starts imagining maggots in my burger* *sighs and throws burger out* "I didn't wanna enjoy that anyway.."
For the kinder thing. I grew up in a Hispanic household and we often celibrated this one religious holiday around January or February where we ate this thing called Rosca de Reyes which is just a big round piece of sweet bread with little plastic figurines baked inside of it . The tradition is that whoever gets the little figurine has to make food for the next get together. It often came with around 3 little figurines. So idk if some foods are protected against this law for religious purposes but we definitely have some foods in the US with small inedible items in it.
"Mmm! It tastes better when it's served up in the remainder of people's dreams." - Simon Whistler
The burn
This should be put on a t- shirt
I'd buy that merch
If you're attempting to get a person or child to try a new food, offer to play the game called, "Try something new!" To play this game you need a new food, a glass of something they like & a paper napkin or 2. Step 1. They must take a take good sized bite. 2. If they like it great! 2.5 If they don't like it, they get to spit it into the napkin & take a big drink from their glass. We played this game with my children all the time. Especially, when we're out in public eating. When they didn't like something, they never made a scene, just a funny face. When they spit it was discrete & without noise. Today they are young adults & eat so many different strange foods. Try it yourself too. It works 💋🇨🇦
@@Digitalhunny I love that it has nothing to do with the comment above.... Legend! (and no kisses please!! Social distancing etc.)
@1:35
There's actually a Japanese dish called "Oyakodon" that roughly translates to "Parent and Child rice bowl" because it features chicken and egg cooked together on rice.
that's where the paul simon song "parent and child reunion" got its name. (or so i heard.)
@@justchevrotainrating Except the song is 'Mother & Child reunion'
I read that as a random trivia at one point and before then I’d never even thought the chicken salads that have eggs in them. Or chicken pies since they are made with eggs in the mixture that harden in the oven. Then I went meh, guess it’s just normal for food, they just point it out in this dish, and went on with my day.
I mean, there's also the whole kosher thing about not "boiling young in the milk of its mother." It's interpreted nowadays as a ban on dairy and meat in the same meal.
Justchevrotainrating “or so I heard” = Allegedly
I swear Simon has had such an interesting life. He just casually talks about living in Sri Lanka and doesn’t elaborate at all!
More interesting that way ;)
He has talked about it on the podcasts. He worked there for a bit after school I think. Its where he met his wife
Stephanie Also where he made his connections in the cocaine trade.
@@adamthedog1 probably :)
@@adamthedog1 allegedly!
"Just a joke..."
...then an ad kicks on.
Obviously UA-cam is perfectly okay with this one. LOL
Haggis, like much of Scotland, can be explained with "We were drinking one night and he dared me."
pretty much
It's pretty good, though.
Haggis was just a way to make use of offal.. Then became a cunning plan to flog stuff on Burns Night. Which goes much better if you shoot the piper, burn the poem, feed the neeps to the next haggis donor, and tuck into it served with spuds, greens* and a rich gravy. This is of course one of the Scottish heresies, along with mis-spelling whisky, pointing out tartans were a way to enrich Victorian mill owners, and caber tossing was invented by Scottish chiropractors and hernia surgeons.
*Greens can be uncommon in Scottish diets, unless deep fried. You can of course find deep fried haggis in the culinary capital of Scotland, Glasgow..
@@brolohalflemming7042 The first sentence made sense. The rest has me wondering if you were just dared to comment while drunk
@@KNR90 I'm told much of Scotland can be explained that way. He's right, though; haggis, as I understand it, was a way to make the most of the cheap meats available to Scottish peasants.
I'm starting to think Simon keeps joking about having a cocaine addiction to cover up the fact that he really does have one.
def a setup for a not so ironic twist when someone makes the 'top10 rise and fall of youtubers' acouple years from now
He definitely does, if not him, then his writer.
He's not doing all these UA-cam vids for the fun of it. Coke ain't cheap.
Having adhd low-key makes me look like I’m on coke
Yes. 🤣🤣🤣
"It tastes better when it's served up in the remains of people's dreams."
That is a third-degree burn.
That's how you know when the dream remnants are cooked through
I had to like the video just for that
I lived in Germany for a total of 10 years and I loved kinder eggs. Whenever I go overseas, I smuggle them back into the states. Yes, I am a hardcore criminal. (Allegedly)
Hmmmm
I lived in Germany for four years. When I came back I was so excited to see a kinder egg. When I opened it I was disappointed
You are now a proud member of the TSA watch list. It's the one guest list you don't want to be part of.
@@blau1726 TSA is the agency in the USA that checks your luggage for dangerous materials. Depending on what they find, your two week vacation might include some years in a federal prison.
@@blau1726 Sorry for the confusion, the first response was directed at the original commenter. UA-cam just advertises it as me replying to you.
It was also hinting that saying "allegedly" doesn't remove one from the "used one of the trigger words" list.
Simon let’s not pretend that Danny has a choice what he gets to eat.
He eats what ever Simon puts through his cell door.
He's happy when he doesn't get the bucket
@@HaroldKuilman It puts the script in the basket, or it gets the hose again!
Naw is your profile picture Casper the friendly floof ;)?
Allegedly
I've been binging some of your channels and it's to the point where you're literally in my dreams narrating them. You're literally my sleep paralysis demon, Simon.
10/10 would nightmare again
Enron Dad , you legend .
What is Enron?
4:10 - Chapter 1 - Haggis
9:20 - Chapter 2 - Kinder surprise egg
15:15 - Chapter 3 - The durian fruit
19:55 - Chapter 4 - The fugu
22:45 - Chapter 5 - Kazu mazu
25:55 - Bonus n°1 - Chewing gum
26:25 - Bonus n°2 - Prank pizza
27:20 - Bonus n°3 - Ban on bans
I LOVE people that post the times xx
Wow. Props for the Enron mug! And thank for clearing up some of the myths around here.
"It tastes better when it's served up in the remains of people's dreams" Damn, now I want a 2008 Real Estate Mug.
Business Blaze is like the Marvel of UA-cam channels. I always have to stick around for that sweet end credits scene.
Legend.
Sam putting up a random photo of an egg instead of what Simon wanted is brilliant
No, no, Danny's description of the haggis is pretty spot on.
Tis a wild beast.
They have shorter legs on one side of their body, so they run in circles.
The females run clockwise and the males run counter clockwise.
As an Aussie we have Kinder surprise eggs and Yowies. I also love those little Kinder surprise bars they are awesome.
This video (and talking about kids putting anything in their mouth) makes me think about a post a saw years ago on stupidest warning labels, particularly it reminds me of a label found on a chainsaw that said "do not use near face of genitals."
You should do a stupidest warning labels video (if you haven't already).
Kraft peanut better: contains peanuts
Its scary to think there is a reason they put those warnings on items....because someone has tried it and threatened to sue or did sue because there was no warning..
@@Ben111000111 even worse is the same warning is on packets of peanuts.
Curling irons have a warning "not to be used internally" and toasters have one that says "do not use in bath tub" in the US. I really wonder about this place at times...
Simon's "driving that train, high on cocaine.." Allegedly
Allegedly, after he finished polishing the last atom of his carpet, he proceeded to alphabetize every brick on his street.
I think my Mom may have given me cocaine when I was 6. All the trains had faces and sounded like the Beatles. 😯
I'll always stan a Dead joke.
@@crouchingtigerhiddenadam1352 Were you at least a really useful toddler?
@@crouchingtigerhiddenadam1352 Naw, that must have been acid or shrooms, a little blow wouldn't do that......uhmm......so I've, uh, h-heard.
Business Blaze Merch idea: shirt that says "I love Cocaine!....Allegedly"
I love that there are no down likes for this comment
@@Stoopidlikefox dislikes aren't displayed for comments.
@@Stoopidlikefox I put one just so it could have one...but I totally want this shirt.
Danny is a bit off with the description of haggis, everyone knows they have one set of legs shorter than the other to enable efficient running around of hills
Wild haggis is the best, so much better than farmed!
@@heleninglis9961 yeah especially since those factory farms have to keep them in individual cages in sheds to stop them fighting and chewing each others knee caps off, it's inhumane
@@pootlesnoot8278 legend has it that in the highlands, on a calm autumnal evening, just as the sun is setting, you can hear the mating call of the wild haggis. Never been lucky enough to hear it myself unfortunately, but allegedly it sounds just like bagpipes!
Yep. To catch them you just jump out in front of them and they turn around to run away and fall over. Then you jump on em. 👍😉
😂 Aye they do indeed
Today I found out:
There are people that willingly eat maggoty cheese.
Today I found out:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Nothing entertains me quite as much as when I get a youtube ad for Raid Shadow Legends on a Business Blaze video.
OMG YES.....everytime i see or hear it i DIE laughing...RAID....lol
Literally just got an email from them this morning asking to sponsor my other channel...
Make that money on raid you go. No ethics.. Make that momaaaayyyyyyy
When I was a kid we'd have prizes in cereal, but they would be individually wrapped
Same in Canada; It was even in with the cereal at one point, but was moved out of the bag and sat at the bottom of the box, until discontinued.
"70% of people who watch this channel are Americans. Hey Americans!"
Hey Simon! :D
🙋🏻♀️ North Carolina
Ashley Shelena Saenz Hay
Uh, best channel ever. We American's are like. CAPTAIN CAVE MAN!
Hello 👋
@@nashvilleslim now I'm gonna be hearing "Captain Caveman" in loud sing song voice all day 😂
The Scottish comedian Fred McAuley tells the story of a friend of his who was asked to translate the Burns' Address to the Haggis into German for a Burns Night Supper in German. But when the Address was recited, it was translated back into English. So when the person got to the part about "Grand Cheiftain o' the Pudd'n' Race!", it was translated back as "Mighty Fuhrer of the Sausage People!"
Instructions confusing, now addicted to cocaine.
I lost my job, wife and family left me for Steve but I feel FANTASTIC!
I. Am. Screaming.
This comment is as amazing as cocaine... allegedly
🤣🤣🤣
I love the Business Blaze lore. Danny's chained up in the basement and eats horrifying food, and Simon's a greedy tyrant with a MOUNTAIN of cocaine three feet off-screen.
We used to have toys in the cereal boxes, but I think they stopped at some point, probably because of some lawsuit for someone eating it.
When they put toys in a cereal box, they slide it between the bag of cereal and the box. So it's not actually in the cereal. Just inside the Box.
It was probably over 20 years ago, but they used to be directly in the Cereal in the US
@@pathemeleski It actually was in the cereal, in the beginning. That's why you see the kids pour out the entire cereal box on old TV shows.
@Pete N correct, I remember when I was a kid they were in the cereal too.
@@pathemeleski You are mistaken. This has not always been the case. Presumably you aren't old enough to remember the toy being in the cereal.
Also, Simon/Danny doesn't know what he's talking about either (regarding it being illegal since 1931).
I was told that haggis was an animal that lived on hills, and that it had two legs shorter on one side so that it could stand up straight on the hill. Obviously it could only go around the hill one way.
Allegedly.
Same
Yes, we USED to get prizes in cereal. I haven’t seen a prize in cereal in years though.
Also yes we have Kinder JOY but it’s NOT a Kinder Surprise.
The thing with the toys in the cereals might be everywhere nowadays. Here in Germany they also stopped putting toys in the cereal years ago. I think they are just cutting costs.
Yet it took them 20 more years to ban Wonderballs.
having had proper kinder eggs, I call the us knockoffs 'kinder disappointments' .
Anyone remember Cracker Jacks having prices in them? Or am I just older than dirt.
Last time I remember getting toys in cereal was when 2nd gen pokemon came out and they put these weird, essentially tops. You could spin that were a few of the then new pokemon
There used to be a toy surprise in many breakfast cereals but the litigation heavy U.S. parent made sure to end that..
Those toys stopped not just in the US. Even in Germany they won't put toys into your cereal boxes anymore. It's possible that all countries stopped the practice. Perhaps that just about cutting costs.
That was more a childhood obesity thing. It encouraged kids to eat sugary cereal.
@@renoloverxoxo as if the sugar itself isnt enough to entice children
@@greatandmightykevin don't shoot the messenger, California was talking about banning it.
I grew up with those toys in the cereal boxes...............we looked forward to them! Always the lawyers.
Simon, please get the phrase "cock womble" into your next Blaze. Nobbo Bell End made me snort my beer down my nose. So British PMSL 😂
Simon: It would be weird to cover an egg with chicken.
Japan: Yeah, that's why we cover the chicken with egg and put it on rice and call it a Parent/Child Bowl (Oyakodon).
Just a joke, allegedly...
he just really loves his frosted flakes
How'd you get video of me in 1987? And you have an Enron mug?!?
*ALLEGEDLY*
_Thanks Sam!! Loved the Smurf Meme........you're a legend!!_
I often wonder what Simon's kid will be like when they hit adulthood?!
Knowing Simon, I wonder if the kids will ever truly be adults or if they'll take after their dad.
Shes gonna be so mad about that line where he says she will put anything in her mouth thats for sure. I expect this video be private when she reacts to it as a teen.
Basically incredibly smart with underlying tones of pretentiousness, inner rage and cocaine addiction. Allegedly.
He will be a coke dealer.
@@tjanderson8800 allegedly!
I'm proud of Simon. He's becoming a meme man.
In 4 years he'll be a meme of his own.
He already is for god's sake
@@rawr51919 at first I was worried about his slow decent into maddness, but now I sit back and watch as every video he slips further and further into the abyss.
We used to have prizes in US cereal boxes, but some time in like the last 10 or 15 years, they stopped doing it here because they were deemed a choking hazard.
I remember getting a whistle and a decoder ring in a box of Frosted Flakes or maybe Fruity Pebbles. Probably why those were my favorite cereals growing up. It was the best because it used to be that whomever got the toy to fall into their bowl got the toy. Then, they started taping the toy to the inside of the box and completely changed the game. My older brother had longer legs, so he always got to the cereal first.
I am for a ban on this ban. I am a firm believer in the Darwin Awards are going to save humanity. I grew up with toys in the cereal and lawn darts but amazing no one in my family or friends died.
American Cars can't have cool front ends because safer bumpers was easier than getting people to stop wandering into traffic
A lot of the toys were literally too big to choke on, which makes it especially frustrating that these are now considered hazards.
@@Author.Noelle.Alexandria right? Who seriously choked on those things?
8:32 "MMMM, it tastes better when it's served up in the remainders of peoples dreams"
I literally just blasted spit all over my monitor and mouse. Gross, but I love it.
I loved that [TOTALLY A JOKE] intro. 🥳
Simon... "Kicking the bucket"
They're standing on the bucket with a noose around their neck. When they're ready (or not?) they just... kick the bucket...
After being a fan since the beginning, and watching every single business Blaze episode, I think Simon enjoys the skits he makes way too much haha. Glad to see you have a channel you can kick back a bit and be silly. I'm sure it's refreshing
I am disappointed in Sam for the lack of meme when Simon said "i just want to eat my meat"
I laughed so hard at the cocaine jokes... I'm trying to listen to this at work, and people are looking at me weird for bursting out into hysteric laughter every time the white clouds of dust appear...
It was just meal replacement shake powder, allegedly...
Allegedly
"Don't know if I'm pronouncing that right. Don't care."🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes that is a proper right use of “Karen” also known as “Can I speak with you manager haircut” because “Karens” usually have short hair w/expensive highlights. Though I agree that’s it’s the perfect term for these unbelievable people, my name rhymes & it’s starting to bum me out. Be a peace loving, patient, non pain in the ass “Erin”! Not a “Get off my lawn Karen”
Hey it's my other Erin Murphy! ♥️ Love, Erin Murphy (aka Evie)
Reading your post I just realized my name rhymes with Erin and Karen it’s Theron. 😎
TJ Anderson In the highly underrated show Wonderfalls, the family members of the protagonist (Jaye) are named Darron, Karen, Sharon, and Aaron 😂🤣
Evie M I really like “Evie” I wish I had that nickname! Just curious, is your middle name Eileen by any chance? I’ve met not 1, not 2, but 3 “Erin Eileen”s but they never have the last name of Murphy. It would be amazing if we shared 3 names wouldn’t it?
8:32 "It tastes better when it's served up in the remainders of peoples' dreams"
Jesus Simon 😂😂😂
If its illegal to put non-edible things in cereal then manhy, many children's cereal brands are trouble lmao.
They're required to be packaged separately inside. It'll be like a bag inside of a bag lol
Food Fillers?
Government: Let's limit the size of sodas.
People: Buy two sodas.
Durians are like eating a failed attempt at blue cheese out of a hot, watery dumpster in the middle of a heat wave with pine trees nearby.
"That person, is a right Karen." That so British. I love it!
you know it took simon 20 minutes to clean that up and he definitely got his pants dusty
It made me say, omg why make such a mess for yourself, whos cleaning that up, then i imagined him putting a 6 month old in a duster onesie behind his wifes back and letting her clean it up.
It was an after effect added in editing.
@@DigiTalDeaD just a joke
@@DigiTalDeaD go ruin your own jokes.
Definitely special effects ;)
"It tastes better when it's served up in the remainder of people's dreams."
I fucking choked on my drink at that. Fucking gold. Keep it up, Simon. I'm subscribed to all your shit, and yes, I will still be watching Visualpolitik even if you are not the host.
Simon has clearly mistaken UA-cam for a reasonable lot who understand what a joke is and would never resort to knee jerk reactions. Boy won't he be surprised!
Are you suggesting you cant take a joke and need to be ejected into space?
@@tanyakristeen He is suggesting you were ejected to space before reading his clear as day comment. Don't mind me, I'm just jerking around here.
This was the only time a UA-cam ad break made me laugh, it came in the middle of Simon attempting to pronounce "tetrodotoxin"😂
Any non-scottish youtuber: *tries scottish accent*
Scottish fans: "Gonnae no dae that"
Any non-scottish youtuber: "Why? (How)"
Scottish fans: "Just gonnae no"
At around 6 minutes Diamond... When you do the joke about you actually physically snorting cocaine just literally made me fall out of my chair laughing that was freaking great! Keep it up boy with the blaze! Loving all of these they're awesome
I may have waved at the screen when you said "Hey, Americans!".
legend.
Me too
"It tastes better when it's served up in the remainder of peoples dreams" .... that made my laugh so hard, new favorite quote.
"I don't smoke but I smoke cigars."
Simon Whistler
@@SamlSchulze1104 yes they do
@@SamlSchulze1104 You've clearly got zero concept of basic grammar and how root words work. I suggest you take a basic English class and then get back to me hun.
Simon getting me through a deployment right now
Idea, a BB about the time KFC sued Colonel Sanders, and lost. I thing that would be pretty cool.
Edit: I also learned that echo bars have been discontinued.
My favorite UA-cam channel hands down. Also bagpipes are the sound of my childhood and makes me think of home. Cape Breton Island proud
I always find it funny when Simon and Danny discuss food and words for them. I'm sure most people in America have no idea what either of you are talking about. Going back to a previous video, pretty sure nobody in America uses the term "fizzy pop". If that's not a British term, I don't know what is.
Sounds like something we said like a hundred years ago. People probably said "I just had myself a fizzy sodey pop, and by golly I'm full of vim and vigor now!" (because it had cocaine in it) Lol!😄
A soft drink, or fizzy drink.. soda pop or mix of those words thereof. Perhaps you'd just call it a soda, although here soda refers to rather plain soda water which is carbonated water essentially. A hard drink will typically be some kind of alcoholic liquor.
Of all your many, MANY channels.......this is my favorite. You're the best, Simon.
Those first 8 seconds haha, dammit I love this channel
:D
Of all the OG youtubers, how the fuck do you keep getting funnier and more original as time goes on? LEGEND
The reason we never see Simon's feet is, cause one of them is fastened to a chain on the wall. :p
Plot twist: DANNY HOLDS ME CAPTIVE.
My text notification is you saying, "You absolute legend." It's done wonders for my confidence
I’ve had a crappy week. That opening made me grin. Thank you so much. Already subbed, and definitely a like from me.
Legend.
"Drunk from the remains of people's dreams".....EPIC. I love it Simon
Tell Danny that there is actually a small replica of the so called Haggis creature that he imagined in Glasgow's Kelvingrove Museum!!
Did it have a ginger mane?
It had a brown coat with a ginger tuft behind it's neck. It also had legs of differening lengths on each side to make it easier to scurry up the mountain.
Wait ....is that THE Danny.?.. is he allowed to communicate with real people or is this actually Simon trolling us
Proof of my conspiracy theory. And yes, I bet its dial-up too :)
@@DannySalter question for you: what did you name the radiator?
My mom and Gma went to France for my Great Gma's funeral in the late 80s early 90s and brought back some Kinder Surprise Eggs. The toys were so fun to put together! I actually discovered recently when my parents were cleaning out some of my old stuff that I still have the capsules and the toys! Now my girls can play with them and know a tiny bit of what they're missing out on with the lame Kinder Joy Eggs we can get.
lockdown is an antisocial british person's dream, I can finaly feel rightous when I get angry at others for coming within 2m of me in a supermarket
Finally, my slightly crippling anxiety and paranoia have meaning again.
Exactly I've always been a 3 ft of personal space person. I am a social distance professional 🤣 and I get to wear a mask! Hell ya
Enron: “clean safe efficient”
lol
Best UA-cam Video Entrance Ever!!!! (allegedly)
And c'mon, we all know to survive as a youtuber you need that extra "kick". How do you think he releases videos across all his channels almost every day?! 👃🏻❄💥👍🏻
*every day ;)
@ 11:10 Everytime I see that, I literally lmfao 🤣
Whoever is responsible, you are an absolute *LEGEND!*
There’s always that one person that’s gotta ruin the joke 🤦🏻♀️
Really important note: most first hand accounts suggest that fugu is not an amazing tasting fish, some suggesting it's actually quite unappetizing. People only eat it for the prestige / anecdote.
I kinda miss the little dancing Simons at the end of the video
Actually a lot of states have laws that preempt cities from passing certain types of laws that might be overreaching. This bill was named after NY Mayor Bloomberg who tried to ban large size drinks, it also references a San Fransisco law that bans happy meals. Apparently Mississippi didn't want this happening in their state.
Some states also have laws that forbid cities from passing gun legislation. Seattle tried to ban some guns (I think concealed weapons even with a state permit) but the state wouldn't allow it. Columbus, Ohio tried to ban "assault" weapons but the state struck it down there as well.
Beef dripping sandwiches are like, the most Northern thing. But mostly from rationing times, but still so good.
The look on his face when talking about having a 6 month old that puts everything in there mouth.
I know that look. That look comes from that day you’ve had your end of the day beer and your relaxing and you hear a choking sound from your child and instantaneously go into the least relaxed state you’ve ever been.
Two things... 1) when you look up "legend" in the 14th edition of the OED- the one you bought for $2 on CD-rom and then spent $400 on a way to rip it onto your computer- there's a picture of Simon and 2) nobody needs to promote cocaine because cocaine promotes itself since cocaine is, in fact, awesome (just kidding (maybe))
Allegedly
Name a more epic love triangle than Simon, Dr. Rockzo, and cocaine.
Can't be done.
ETA
I've had Fugu, several times even, in Japan. And yes it's expensive and I was a slight bit apprehensive the first time until the Sake buzz started getting to me, but it is absolutely delicious
Yes. Fugu is amazing. Had it once over 20 years ago and still remember the taste. At the time, I wasn't told what it was (which is why I ate it). Older, married, and ?wiser? I probably won't ever have it again. But it was good.
@@davidklein1245 I've had it since I got married etc. The people who die from it yearly are amateurs/dilettants who either misidentify the specific kind of Fugu and thus which parts are dangerous or eat the wrong parts thinking it can't be that bad. It's exceedingly rare for anyone to die from something served by a pro chef. But I respect those who just don't want to as well, my inlaws don't eat it for example. For me it's just too good to not eat when I can... Not really rational either.
"it tastes better when served up in the remains of peoples dreams" you legend
In the style of the moaning commenter;
"Er, Simon, in the UK we actually have things called Shrimps, they're like really small prawns but aren't prawns, cos they're shrimps, it's only cos americans are silly calling all crustaceans of that type shrimp, shrimp lives matter okay!"
Prawns are far less common in the U.S., but when available (imported) 2are referred to as Prawns Prawns are more expensive than the pink and white shrimp commonly available. So, when Americans refer to a crustacean as shrimp...it is because they are almost certainly shrimp...not prawns.
"Mmmmm! It tastes better when it is served up in the remains of people's dreams"
Simon you sir are a Legend! Allegedly.
_Simon: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"_
_Cinemasins: no_
Ding!
I live in the U.S. and am surprised to hear that it's been illegal to put inedible objects in food products since 1931. In the 1940s and 1950s my grandmother used to get dishes in things like flour and cereal as promotions. Also, when I was a kid in the 1960s and 1970s we used to get toys in cereal such as decoder rings and magnifying glasses.
cocaine is the best. except when you start having the side effect: dubstep.
Don't blame dubstep on cocaine! It's a hell of a drug but not that bad!
Thats definately not a side effect of cocaine, maybe a side effect of kids not knowing how to play real instraments but not cocaine, cocaine is a close to drugs come to being all natural like mushies and weed. Its gas cleaner and cocoleaves. So unless your cleaning supplies and fueling your car also make dubstep....
Things shall get loud now
this is my favourite simon channel tbh
100% how every business blaze member has their breakfast 🏔️
Simon, Danny and sam are ABSOLUTE LAGENDS
*Is eating a delicious burger, then simon starts talking about the maggot infested cheese*
*looks at burger and starts imagining maggots in my burger*
*sighs and throws burger out* "I didn't wanna enjoy that anyway.."
"It tastes better when it's served up in the remainder of peoples dream"
Legend!
Simon, what did i say about sneezing into a bag of flour?
For the kinder thing. I grew up in a Hispanic household and we often celibrated this one religious holiday around January or February where we ate this thing called Rosca de Reyes which is just a big round piece of sweet bread with little plastic figurines baked inside of it . The tradition is that whoever gets the little figurine has to make food for the next get together. It often came with around 3 little figurines. So idk if some foods are protected against this law for religious purposes but we definitely have some foods in the US with small inedible items in it.