sorry if the audio sounds a little weird i just bought my first mic and i think i did the settings wrong 😖 next time i shall try to be better but hope you guys still enjoy this video!!!!!
anyone else hear about the woman who was hooking up with a guy, who rubbed her stretch marks and said "baby, I need you to promise you won't hurt yourself any more" 💀💀💀
This reminded me of a hookup from years ago (before I realised I'm asexual and have 0 interest in sex, only the romantic/ emotional connection). Met up with a guy and we went back to his place, and he was trying his best...but all I could think of was "he needs to paint his ceiling, I wish I had a magazine to flip through".
This reminds me of the only hookup I had that made me realize I was asexual. We had put on a tv show to watch beforehand and all I wanted to do was watch it and cuddle lol
Can i ask you smth, as an asexual , does it mean that you're also not sexually interested in someone's body or body part??, Like when you see a guy's abs or even their (excuse me) genital, that doesn't turn you on??
Not ace but I have severe ADHD and I've actually gotten distracted by the most minute things while "performing". I hope no one noticed but I don't know how many of them just didn't want to bring it up 😶
this was me with my first (and so far only) partner 😭 we were having sex for the first time, and I was just laying there on my back staring at the anime posters on his ceiling (attic apartment), thinking "this feels like stroking my arm, can he just cum already". wasn't made better by me discovering I have a latex allergy...that burned 💀 I already knew I'm ace, but I thought I still wanted a sexual relationship. I was wrong.
After hooking up with a guy, I walked out of my dorm into a group of high school students and their parents (they were touring the dorms). It was very awkward, they all knew what happened.
I lived in the all girls dorm and was hanging in the lounge. Men weren't allowed upstairs between certain hours and had to be escorted in and out but they're ok in the common area. One morning they're touring high schoolers and their parents. The guide explained all the rules of the girls dorm bc it could be a selling point (example there were Muslim girls staying there and could be less strict with their head coverings). Right after the rules were said, a guy walks out and looks around all confused.
@@HeatherCheddarZ I know it's not the point and as an ex Muslim, I know that wouldn't have been a selling point anyway 😂. Most of us are so cautious we walk around the house covered if the curtains aren't drawn.
Kinkster here, for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS don't just smack someone in the face without having at least a convo beforehand, if not several series of robust conversations about risks and boundaries and interests n whatnot. MY GOSH. The amount of people out here just springing BDSM activities and kinks on their partners with zero warning is absolutely astounding and absurd. If you've done this before, you're not a bad person or an abuser, but now that you know, knock it off and educate yourself on your interests, and discuss them before trying them with partners. No more of this surprise slap type situation. The world of consent and kink is vast, beautiful, and deserves the time and energy it takes to negotiate everyones needs. Trust me, it makes the experiences even better to have that disclosure!
sorry but if you do that to someone without consent then yes you are a bad partner!!! you cannot do these things without consent. this isn’t absurd or outstanding this is abusive and awful. randomly getting hit or choked during intimacy could ruin or trigger someone if they’re a victim. the fact you’re trynna downplay this is horrible.
@@meelodramatic2214 Ooo, fair critique. I think my comment was meant to be appealing to people who aren't abusive but to be fair in alignment with your comment, people might now realize they are BEING abusive, and therefore dismiss themselves from the needed introspection. Also I want to add that I'm not a sex educator at all, just a random human being who partakes in risk aware kinks sometimes, is deeply fond of the topic, and I like to discuss with others, so I appreciate your input and feedback. Another thought I have been mulling over lately is what's the different between abusive behaviors and an abusive person? This story in question makes me think an abusive behavior and not an abuser, due to the fact that she did it ONE single time, and immediately acknowledged that she fucked up after E expressed her confusion and surprise. I would be super concerned if she KEPT doing it, and had some excuse as for why it kept occurring without consent. Then I would consider that at least a pattern of abuse. IDk. Just thoughts off the cuff, your comment has been inspiring some thoughts and queries that I've been tossing around for years and finding all different types of angles and answers to. Feel free to plop any thoughts you have here, I'd love to know. I'm an SA victim, and particular when kink is involved, so I really appreciate any growth on this topic so we can all learn to make things safer
@@gergyta9211 I dont know a SINGLE experienced kinkster who is actually consent and risk aware oriented that would just come in off the bat and start with a slap. LIKE. I have trauma around that kind of stuff. They might mean well (or not, some people are really f*ed up sometimes) but thanks so much, them slapping me caused a panic attack, and now I am triggered and gonna be having flashbacks and whatnot for the next day to 6 months, maybe more. Kink activities should never ever be a surprise!!!!!!!!
As someone in the ace spectrum who would probably never have a casual hookup like this, every time I watch one of these videos it just feels like gossiping with a friend and staring, mouth agape, at my phone
18:38 narcoleptic episodes can be triggered by excitement so it could be more of a compliment. Some people are embarrassed to share that kind of info and it’s hard to know when to tell someone
to the person who talked about the falling asleep and snoring: if someone has cataplexic narcolepsy, they can at times 'pass out' from sudden/heightened feelings, ur probably good, pick that self-esteem off the floor
I have cataplectic narcolepsy, and this could technically happen, except the main thing with cataplexy is that you (usually) don’t lose consciousness. But sometimes it can coincide with a sleep attack, so maybe that’s what happened? Either way I can definitely understand the blow to someone’s self esteem.
Didn't even think about the straight male population being so small lmao. She's super funny and the community seems super nice too so I'll stick around
@@z_bennet4208 this is what I mean. This community is awesome, I asked a question about something and I didn’t get a single person getting mad at me for not knowing
Another straight male viewer here. Middle-aged too. Betcha didn't see that coming huh? Found your channel while randomly surfing booktok videos. Subscribed because of the obvious reasons: you're entertaining, super articulate, funny, and bright/smart. Love the content, especially the little skits that you include and the funny outtakes at the ends of your vids. Keep up the great work.
the amount of people who do NOT brush their teeth is actually insane i had someone be like "obvi it doesn't bother you tho ;)" and i was like. i had no idea you didn't clean your mouth-
I don't want to be that person but those chemicals are Def not good for u. It's just that once u put the stress on ur teeth of regularly eating sugar its gonna be a necessary evil to prevent worse
@@edayavuz1667 the chemicals in toothpaste are definitely safe for you. They’ve been tested, and also you spit them out. If you’re really concerned, brush with baking soda. It gets most of the job done. There are natural tooth paste alternatives, and even a wet brush would do you a ton of good. Even people in history would often “brush” their teeth with cloth or plants. It’s not really my business if you don’t mind losing teeth, but I’m not kissing you.
Sorry without a doubt "booyah" is the correct answer. Its cringe but earnest and kind of funny. "Yippee!!" Said in that tone would haunt me like an anicent curse. I feel like itd cancel out the deed you just did somehow, unsex.
About the "reporter voice" thingy, I would rather say you do an amazing female narrator. You're just really fun to listen to! Your voice also has this perfectly deep pitch that makes it feminine and soft and yet it stands out. Plus, the dramatic 'ew' tones. Funny as hell
I love how she coughed, said "excuse me", reached for something so you expect a glass of water, and it's a snack. Performance art. Funniest person on the Internet.
12:46 as a gay trans guy who has recently been trying to get more into dating, this is SO relatable. I'm not even the most masc ftm guy out there but It's almost funny how people will be genuinely surprised when I sound and look like a man, like, yes, that's kinda the goal.
i'm so lucky i have a boyfriend who supports me through my transition bc the amount of guys who expect their trans bfs to be, like, a twink femboy is astounding to me😭
IMO, the sister thing is better than grandpa Gus. Pretending you are in a convent with a hot other nun and you both just can't deny it anymore is still a better fantasy than... whatever that dude wanted to work thru with the grandpa thing.
6:52 GIRL SAME This woman said she wanted to get drunk for our date so she‘d "have the courage" and i was like "I‘d rather not but if you do that please know I won‘t let anything happen bc you won‘t be in a state to consent" and she showed up drunk anyway so I did exactly that & she got pissed at me 😭
*"CAVERNOUS LAGOON"* I actually rolled off my bed laughing. Bro, Emily is a treasure to UA-cam. (P.S if you read this Emily I am also one of ur straight male viewers lol)
Not a hookup but i went on a date w this nonbinary person once took me to an amusement park - sounds fun right? Except it was an amusement park for little children which they did not let me know beforehand 😭 & they kept calling me "good girl"…… im an adult butch lesbian. They continued to text me occasionally for months & they took literally every other date to that amusement park. It was so odd 😭
i went on a date with this guy once and he pulled up in a razor scroter. he lives 4 miles away, and is 20 years old. he didnt let me ride the scooter either
A mexican youtuber has this kind of themes to his videos, and comments around different themes he asks the communitty, like work horror stories, in laws, horrible dates and a lot of stuff, you could do stuff like that, I really enjoy the interaction and the comments on the stories you give
No fr, I also have the problem that I'm not really a fan of facial hair so I shave, but this almost ALWAYS results in people being really surprised if I forget to shave for a bit, like people just automatically assume I can't grow a beard. More people need to learn how testosterone works /:
Didn't expect this. Usually when I see those titles I tend not to click cuz just reading AITAs or other stories just seems kinda lazy and boring tbh. But this was a very pleasant surprise. So glad I clicked 😁
I had someone profess their love to me right after hooking up (it was our first time meeting), and they spent an hour talking about what our future could look like 😭… we never spoke again
14:38 As a man I think I can say it's actually more common for men to feel that way than some might think but it's just another one of those society things that expects men not to feel that way, let alone tell anyone else about it. There's an expectation for men to always feel, and more importantly act, like they're some kind of barbarian king who's just slain the dragon atop the mountain when, shockingly, who could have guessed, life is full of complex emotions, many of which don't line up with expectations.
I can relate to that. I was in the marines and the first time I hooked up with someone at a bar wearing my dress uniform I felt really bad, like worse than usual. After that I never did it again, felt like I was abusing power or something. Maybe that sounds stupid but that’s just how I felt
omg you're doing yt full time now?? it's so crazy how much your channel has grown since i first started watching, you're honestly one of the funniest people i've ever seen on here. road to 1 mil lessgo???? would love a part 2 to this series, some of these stories are w i l d
It’s really nice to see u being more of ur genuine self on UA-cam. It’s really fun to watch, it almost feels like having a convo with a friend and it’s rlly comforting. I appreciate you Emily!
21:23 LITERALLY ME when I had my first date with my bf, I told him “do you know that I dance?” and I did a whole heels routine to “Hit Different” by Sza. No reaction from him LOL. Mind you, him and I were sleep deprived bc we were out clubbing the night prior 🤣
i once was going to hook up with this guy that lived in the city which i live about an hour outside of. idk why this man wanted to drive an hour just to get laid, but that’s his business. when he got to my apartment, he immediately started heavily, angrily complaining about how there was a toll on the way and “i didn’t warn him” (there are tolls basically any way out of the city which i’d think he knew since he LIVED THERE). he then proceeded to tell me that he panicked and blew it… meaning he’d get a pretty hefty ticket in the mail, AND that he’d “have no choice but to do the same on the way back” (there were absolutely other options). he was a whole ass adult (older than me even) and these were our first sentences exchanged the FIRST TIME WE MET.
*Thankyou* for asking "Remember when I used to be afraid to cuss?" Yes! I remember it! You are amazing! Your LPM (laugh per minute ratio) is higher than anyone else's. *Booyah!*
omg imagine this video but like you make it into a tier list but like the scale is from 'eh, I'll live' to 'I'm going to fly across the country and throw myself into the ocean' or soemthing
These stories are TERRIFYING. And like... I'm gonna vent, sorry. I just wanted to say that, as a Demi Bi girl, I kinda hate that our queer community is is very Hookup centered. I'm so not interested in that. I wish everything was less s3x centered. But guess that's just me. Being a light skinned, skinny, young, afro Latina Bi woman, it's very easy for people to sexualize me, even though I'm almost very covered, to the point people (yes the same people) always assume I'm a devout Christian. I'm absolutely not. I hate it in here lol A hook up seems like a nightmare to me, even when it goes right
I relate to this so much honestly, not 100% sure if I'm demi or what but I AM NOT a hookup person at all just in general. It seems so weird to me that most people seem to assume everyone would be okay with hookups? I mean there's nothing wrong with them ofc but dude it takes me like at least a week to even trust someone enough to share my music taste with them-
@@grantmoore2515 honey sorry, when did I say I only noticed that now? like damn. You don't need to be that patronizing. k chill with the condescending tone. I've been here for a while lol I'm just talking about it here cuz it's kinda the theme of the video.
@@blameitoncapitalism Tbh, on the internet (especially dating apps) It's pretty damn hard to find anyone not hookup focused, but in my experience irl is VERY different. I mean, when I was younger I once went to a summer camp for queer people and the vast majority of people I met there were ace or demi. Ig it just really depends on the format, dating when queer is still difficult in general though /:
Straight guy here, I have a story like the one at 22:33. I met a girl on a dating app, we talked for a bit, she wanted to hook up so I went to her place. We do it, and it's pretty meh because as it turns out she's basically a 29 y.o. virgin. Whatever, neither of us were unhappy with the actual encounter. We start talking because I was kind of into her and I was trying to give her a chance (not my usual type, kind of a sad-girl artistic type). She goes into how she got such a late start and why she's in her words a sad girl: she's in love with a guy who is in love with someone else. She says I'm just gonna be a pleasant distraction. Needless to say, I was pretty floored. I kinda said thanks but no thanks and went about my life. But honestly, I respected the honesty then and I still respect it now. She gave me an out and the opportunity to make a choice. I chose not to pursue her and we parted on ok terms. But yeah, hearing that was wild.
These stories remind me why I'm not trying to have hookups or dates, but I'm reminded of my weirdest hookup: at a friend's birthday party I kept chatting with a guy for a while, when we decided to head to the back of the house. There we started kissing and touching until for some reason he just leaves, and I went to talk to a seemingly friend of his if he knows what happened because I couldn't find him, and he tells me that the guy has a gf ☠️ And when I confronted him, aside from saying that if I had known that I would have not flirted and kissed him, he says that he has always being cheated on and he never wanted someone else to feel what he felt... To this day I just don't understand.
sorry if the audio sounds a little weird i just bought my first mic and i think i did the settings wrong 😖 next time i shall try to be better but hope you guys still enjoy this video!!!!!
989k subscribers and now you get a mic
iconic behavior
ASMR foreshadowing???
i swear it sounds great!
No it's good
"see i'm so gay that i forgot pregnancy scares exist. god that must suck"- emily, 2024
MOOD
Mood
that line is so iconic
fr this line is the masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly mood
tbh sister lucinda kind of still makes more sense than granpa gus 💀
nun roleplay 😜
@@corhotoOh!
fr like at least its some kind of kink but grandpa gus...why
It has a weird ring to it
What about Grandma Matilda?
Born to yippee, forced to booyah
I see ur struggle
Born to commit crimes, forced to pay taxes 😢
*slow clap*
just like me fr
frrr
As an asexual, this is like hearing stories from a lab experiment gone wrong. Y'all be going through it, damn.
Same! 😳😫
I could feel my asexuality growing stronger with every second of this video
same here, dude 😭
@@maria.skorikREAL!!!!
holy shit as a demisexual person this is also hell 😭
never. never doing that
Grandpa Gus sounds like a name you'd chant three times in front of a mirror while the lights are off
GRANDPA GUS GRANDPA GUS GRANDPA GUS *an old straight white male about 90 appears*
@@Silly.alien-onyx I would cry in fear
and a candle😭
A plumber with too much exposed crack appears behind you
“yippee!” daughter or “boo-yah!” son
Yippee daughter
Yippee son or boo yah daughter ?
yippee daughter for sure
child neglect
@@another.unperson_119me fr
“Call me grandpa Gus, or I won’t grandpa gush”
i didn't think it could get worse but you somehow managed it 😭💀
Never speak again
This sentence is horrible, please leave
I HATE THIS HELP IM DYING
I hate this beyond words, but I have no choice but to appreciate it with all my heart
anyone else hear about the woman who was hooking up with a guy, who rubbed her stretch marks and said "baby, I need you to promise you won't hurt yourself any more" 💀💀💀
i heard about that, i was so shocked
that's WILD 💀
😭😭😭
....omg
SCREAMING ❤❤❤
Her: hey so, can you explain to me why you have that OJ poster?
Him: Let me break it down for you...
LMAOOOOOOO
Lowkey thought when she said abt the grunting from the two roomates i thought that it was gonna be the two roomates hooking up...
I feel like that would have been less weird 😂😂
that would still be better than jacking it to MLP 😭
I'm a bit confused on that one. Was it MLP corn, or just ....... the actual kids show...?
@@blueismylove3128 it was MLP corn lol. It is a real thing.
@@ItachiUchiha-sh6of 😟
This reminded me of a hookup from years ago (before I realised I'm asexual and have 0 interest in sex, only the romantic/ emotional connection). Met up with a guy and we went back to his place, and he was trying his best...but all I could think of was "he needs to paint his ceiling, I wish I had a magazine to flip through".
This reminds me of the only hookup I had that made me realize I was asexual. We had put on a tv show to watch beforehand and all I wanted to do was watch it and cuddle lol
Can i ask you smth, as an asexual , does it mean that you're also not sexually interested in someone's body or body part??, Like when you see a guy's abs or even their (excuse me) genital, that doesn't turn you on??
Not ace but I have severe ADHD and I've actually gotten distracted by the most minute things while "performing". I hope no one noticed but I don't know how many of them just didn't want to bring it up 😶
this was me with my first (and so far only) partner 😭 we were having sex for the first time, and I was just laying there on my back staring at the anime posters on his ceiling (attic apartment), thinking "this feels like stroking my arm, can he just cum already".
wasn't made better by me discovering I have a latex allergy...that burned 💀
I already knew I'm ace, but I thought I still wanted a sexual relationship. I was wrong.
*If I was the guy, I'd die there. Right there. Heart stopped, zero brain activity*
After hooking up with a guy, I walked out of my dorm into a group of high school students and their parents (they were touring the dorms). It was very awkward, they all knew what happened.
noooo
Oh yikes
I lived in the all girls dorm and was hanging in the lounge. Men weren't allowed upstairs between certain hours and had to be escorted in and out but they're ok in the common area.
One morning they're touring high schoolers and their parents. The guide explained all the rules of the girls dorm bc it could be a selling point (example there were Muslim girls staying there and could be less strict with their head coverings). Right after the rules were said, a guy walks out and looks around all confused.
@@HeatherCheddarZ I know it's not the point and as an ex Muslim, I know that wouldn't have been a selling point anyway 😂. Most of us are so cautious we walk around the house covered if the curtains aren't drawn.
@@blueismylove3128 lowkey the all girls dorm was super chill but dorms in general are shit. I loved my apartment after that
Kinkster here, for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS don't just smack someone in the face without having at least a convo beforehand, if not several series of robust conversations about risks and boundaries and interests n whatnot.
MY GOSH.
The amount of people out here just springing BDSM activities and kinks on their partners with zero warning is absolutely astounding and absurd.
If you've done this before, you're not a bad person or an abuser, but now that you know, knock it off and educate yourself on your interests, and discuss them before trying them with partners. No more of this surprise slap type situation. The world of consent and kink is vast, beautiful, and deserves the time and energy it takes to negotiate everyones needs. Trust me, it makes the experiences even better to have that disclosure!
Facts! And people who do spring bdsm on their partners out of nowhere create a bad name for kinksters 😭
sorry but if you do that to someone without consent then yes you are a bad partner!!! you cannot do these things without consent. this isn’t absurd or outstanding this is abusive and awful. randomly getting hit or choked during intimacy could ruin or trigger someone if they’re a victim. the fact you’re trynna downplay this is horrible.
I know, my instinct if some one struck me during sex would be to leap up and grab a weapon. Use common sense people!
@@meelodramatic2214 Ooo, fair critique.
I think my comment was meant to be appealing to people who aren't abusive but to be fair in alignment with your comment, people might now realize they are BEING abusive, and therefore dismiss themselves from the needed introspection.
Also I want to add that I'm not a sex educator at all, just a random human being who partakes in risk aware kinks sometimes, is deeply fond of the topic, and I like to discuss with others, so I appreciate your input and feedback.
Another thought I have been mulling over lately is what's the different between abusive behaviors and an abusive person?
This story in question makes me think an abusive behavior and not an abuser, due to the fact that she did it ONE single time, and immediately acknowledged that she fucked up after E expressed her confusion and surprise.
I would be super concerned if she KEPT doing it, and had some excuse as for why it kept occurring without consent. Then I would consider that at least a pattern of abuse.
IDk. Just thoughts off the cuff, your comment has been inspiring some thoughts and queries that I've been tossing around for years and finding all different types of angles and answers to.
Feel free to plop any thoughts you have here, I'd love to know.
I'm an SA victim, and particular when kink is involved, so I really appreciate any growth on this topic so we can all learn to make things safer
@@gergyta9211 I dont know a SINGLE experienced kinkster who is actually consent and risk aware oriented that would just come in off the bat and start with a slap.
LIKE.
I have trauma around that kind of stuff. They might mean well (or not, some people are really f*ed up sometimes) but thanks so much, them slapping me caused a panic attack, and now I am triggered and gonna be having flashbacks and whatnot for the next day to 6 months, maybe more.
Kink activities should never ever be a surprise!!!!!!!!
As someone in the ace spectrum who would probably never have a casual hookup like this, every time I watch one of these videos it just feels like gossiping with a friend and staring, mouth agape, at my phone
You'd love my friends hookup stories lol
You should live a little - sounds shitty as fuck
18:38 narcoleptic episodes can be triggered by excitement so it could be more of a compliment. Some people are embarrassed to share that kind of info and it’s hard to know when to tell someone
2 videos in one week? Mother is keeping us fed
**baby bird noises intensify**😂
Always 🙏
Frr 😍
YEAHH
DO NOT LET HER STOP PLEASE 👁️👄👁️
to the person who talked about the falling asleep and snoring: if someone has cataplexic narcolepsy, they can at times 'pass out' from sudden/heightened feelings, ur probably good, pick that self-esteem off the floor
I have cataplectic narcolepsy, and this could technically happen, except the main thing with cataplexy is that you (usually) don’t lose consciousness. But sometimes it can coincide with a sleep attack, so maybe that’s what happened? Either way I can definitely understand the blow to someone’s self esteem.
Didn't even think about the straight male population being so small lmao. She's super funny and the community seems super nice too so I'll stick around
Me too, for the same reasons.
I’m also a straight man but I really like these type of channels, they really comfort me for the same reasons, it’s good being around a nice community
@@Miketurner-lv3yoim so happy when straight guys hang out with us! yay! ❤
not being sarcastic i genuinely feel happy
@@z_bennet4208 this is what I mean. This community is awesome, I asked a question about something and I didn’t get a single person getting mad at me for not knowing
Emily's perfect date:
Sharing appetisers and trauma.
It's the classic queer greeting ritual, don't mock our traditional customs.
@@e.s.r5809 funny
Another straight male viewer here. Middle-aged too. Betcha didn't see that coming huh? Found your channel while randomly surfing booktok videos. Subscribed because of the obvious reasons: you're entertaining, super articulate, funny, and bright/smart. Love the content, especially the little skits that you include and the funny outtakes at the ends of your vids. Keep up the great work.
the amount of people who do NOT brush their teeth is actually insane
i had someone be like "obvi it doesn't bother you tho ;)"
and i was like. i had no idea you didn't clean your mouth-
BRO EWWWWWWWE
LITERALLY MY EX I HATE MY LIFE
how do yall end up dating these creatures what 😭
I don't want to be that person but those chemicals are Def not good for u. It's just that once u put the stress on ur teeth of regularly eating sugar its gonna be a necessary evil to prevent worse
@@edayavuz1667 the chemicals in toothpaste are definitely safe for you. They’ve been tested, and also you spit them out. If you’re really concerned, brush with baking soda. It gets most of the job done. There are natural tooth paste alternatives, and even a wet brush would do you a ton of good. Even people in history would often “brush” their teeth with cloth or plants. It’s not really my business if you don’t mind losing teeth, but I’m not kissing you.
Sorry without a doubt "booyah" is the correct answer. Its cringe but earnest and kind of funny. "Yippee!!" Said in that tone would haunt me like an anicent curse. I feel like itd cancel out the deed you just did somehow, unsex.
UNSEX 😭😭☠️☠️☠️
"Booyah" is a cringy but earnest "fuck yes". "Yippee!" would haunt me til the end of my days 😭
I would wake up in a cold sweat hearing the faint echo of "yippee" ringing in my ears
Cmon I think it’s at least a little cute😭
"unsex" is WILD 😭😭😭
Saw the notification, realised I had a hookup on the way, had to tell him to wait 27 minutes, a new Emily video is more important x
LMAO so real
Man this comment fuckin... got me
our queen can't wait ✋️
i honestly hope he understood
priorities
About the "reporter voice" thingy, I would rather say you do an amazing female narrator. You're just really fun to listen to! Your voice also has this perfectly deep pitch that makes it feminine and soft and yet it stands out.
Plus, the dramatic 'ew' tones. Funny as hell
Emily starting to eat in the middle of her sentence like an English teacher lol
I love how she coughed, said "excuse me", reached for something so you expect a glass of water, and it's a snack. Performance art. Funniest person on the Internet.
not "geronimo" LMAOOOOO
BOOYAH
Geronimo Stilton is always a nice touch to the bedroom
@@Nonsense_JARBYIPPIE!!
_doctor who theme starts playing_
_tardis noise plays as couple dematerialises_
@@MineCrapSteve THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
''maybe don't cosplay as Edward Scissor Hands'' LMFAOO
12:46 as a gay trans guy who has recently been trying to get more into dating, this is SO relatable.
I'm not even the most masc ftm guy out there but It's almost funny how people will be genuinely surprised when I sound and look like a man, like, yes, that's kinda the goal.
lmaooo ikr
Wait so you were born a man but turned into a woman or born a woman but turned into a man
i'm so lucky i have a boyfriend who supports me through my transition bc the amount of guys who expect their trans bfs to be, like, a twink femboy is astounding to me😭
My ex-boyfriend (still good friends; we share custody of my gecko) once said “wow, your ass is getting so hairy!” Like… thanks, babe???
@@DogElasticftm means female to male
“I plead the third, spread em’!” For my first Emily video, I’m loving it. I binged so many of your videos since two days ago
IMO, the sister thing is better than grandpa Gus. Pretending you are in a convent with a hot other nun and you both just can't deny it anymore is still a better fantasy than... whatever that dude wanted to work thru with the grandpa thing.
im thoroughly traumatized by the my little pony story
that made me want to end my attraction to men tbh
Same
Reminds me of the mlp cvm jar that got left and the radiator story
@@b19wing_inslowmotionthe WHAT
emily freaking out about "wet grotto" could go on one of her old vines haha
What is a wet grotto bro
@@linaloloooootake a wild guess
@@linaloloooooanother name for a woman private part
6:52 GIRL SAME
This woman said she wanted to get drunk for our date so she‘d "have the courage" and i was like "I‘d rather not but if you do that please know I won‘t let anything happen bc you won‘t be in a state to consent" and she showed up drunk anyway so I did exactly that & she got pissed at me 😭
The longer the video continues the more Emily looks like she's going to cry 😭
I've been loving the less-scripted content! It's so camp and comfy and fun
"i love being alone"- emily, with almost a million subscribers
the way this is slowly making me realize i’m probably on the ace spectrum is truly an eye opener
welcome to the club
Welcome my child
absolute cringe at the way people talk about sex in real life was one of the biggest signs for me too, lmao. like damn, y'all live like this?
welcome :)
This is so real, I already know I’m ace this justified it even more 😭
*"CAVERNOUS LAGOON"*
I actually rolled off my bed laughing. Bro, Emily is a treasure to UA-cam.
(P.S if you read this Emily I am also one of ur straight male viewers lol)
I had to pause the video for a solid 30 seconds when she said that lmao
Straight male subscriber checking in! Emily came up in my recommendations one day and I thought she was funny enough to keep watching
is no one gonna talk about the 2 dudes strokin it to my little pony together 💀💀💀💀
Not a hookup but i went on a date w this nonbinary person once took me to an amusement park - sounds fun right? Except it was an amusement park for little children which they did not let me know beforehand 😭 & they kept calling me "good girl"…… im an adult butch lesbian. They continued to text me occasionally for months & they took literally every other date to that amusement park. It was so odd 😭
This is the worst one
ew 😭😭
@@xd._.28234 I was like 27 like
not that it would have been much better if i was younger but i was as old as some of the parents there 😭
Making use out of their season pass LMAO
Im scared😀
Not-straight guy checking in. Stories like these make me glad to be asexual.
Same 😅
same😭
yeah especially that my little pony one…
Stories like these make my virgin bi ass scared as hell...
i have a dumb question, does not being sexually attracted to anyone but enjoying s** make you not asexual?
i went on a date with this guy once and he pulled up in a razor scroter. he lives 4 miles away, and is 20 years old. he didnt let me ride the scooter either
Not letting you ride their scooter is a red flag /j
I love my razor scooter but not letting you ride it is cruel
The fact that you have a Reki pfp makes this so funny I'm so sorry
A mexican youtuber has this kind of themes to his videos, and comments around different themes he asks the communitty, like work horror stories, in laws, horrible dates and a lot of stuff, you could do stuff like that, I really enjoy the interaction and the comments on the stories you give
What UA-camr is it? :000
WE NEEEED A PART 2 BAE
also that personal story bruh i wouldn’t even know how to respond in the moment especially if i wasn’t seeing it coming😭😭
she is actually my role model .. your videos ALWAYS either make me laugh or really have deep thoughts , both of which I really enjoy
Also straight m 24 here, thank you for seeing me, i needed that.
your struggles are valid ✊
girl you really need to make a part 2 that was hilarious and horrifying at the same time 😭
2:30 Straight male viewer here, I feel acknowledged
Your kind truly does live the hardest lives 😞
@callis1458 Yes we do ❤ thx u for representation
The trans guy story is what I'm so afraid of as a possibly gay trans guy like....some people aren't normal about it and it's really annoying.
No fr, I also have the problem that I'm not really a fan of facial hair so I shave, but this almost ALWAYS results in people being really surprised if I forget to shave for a bit, like people just automatically assume I can't grow a beard. More people need to learn how testosterone works /:
honestly this is why im t4t
T4T is just being a chaser with extra steps (half kidding I’m sorry)
@@andreahighsides7756 😭
@@andreahighsides7756???
She’s not pregnant, but she will always deliver 💞 👏
lmfao
She will never be pregnant but she always serves🤌
@@thatstockinhow do u know
@@elenastyduinsnamI eated her ovaries 😋
@@elenastyduinsnamI eated her ovaries 😋
Didn't expect this. Usually when I see those titles I tend not to click cuz just reading AITAs or other stories just seems kinda lazy and boring tbh. But this was a very pleasant surprise. So glad I clicked 😁
I had someone profess their love to me right after hooking up (it was our first time meeting), and they spent an hour talking about what our future could look like 😭… we never spoke again
14:38 As a man I think I can say it's actually more common for men to feel that way than some might think but it's just another one of those society things that expects men not to feel that way, let alone tell anyone else about it. There's an expectation for men to always feel, and more importantly act, like they're some kind of barbarian king who's just slain the dragon atop the mountain when, shockingly, who could have guessed, life is full of complex emotions, many of which don't line up with expectations.
Some of us are a little more evolved. Including you in that, don’t think that’s a diss.
I can relate to that. I was in the marines and the first time I hooked up with someone at a bar wearing my dress uniform I felt really bad, like worse than usual. After that I never did it again, felt like I was abusing power or something. Maybe that sounds stupid but that’s just how I felt
Aww I love my partner. We have such a fun time together. Nearly together 8 years now.
The way her face changed so fast when she saw the $50 were for a plan b 😭😭16:14
I'm a straight male and I've been subscribed for like 2 years now, I genuinely enjoy the content. :)
omg you're doing yt full time now?? it's so crazy how much your channel has grown since i first started watching, you're honestly one of the funniest people i've ever seen on here. road to 1 mil lessgo????
would love a part 2 to this series, some of these stories are w i l d
It’s really nice to see u being more of ur genuine self on UA-cam. It’s really fun to watch, it almost feels like having a convo with a friend and it’s rlly comforting. I appreciate you Emily!
oh my god the mlp one was FOULL 😭
"Master of the bation" LMFAOOOOO???
I read that right as she said that lol
Crazy when this kind of timing happens
i think i'd rather the yippee tbh, booyah to me feels like they were congratulating themself whereas yippee is genuine enjoyment
Yippee is kinda wholesome. Booyah is like something a frat bro would say. Like look at me scoring.
2:34 thank you for see hearing cherishing me
21:23 LITERALLY ME when I had my first date with my bf, I told him “do you know that I dance?” and I did a whole heels routine to “Hit Different” by Sza. No reaction from him LOL. Mind you, him and I were sleep deprived bc we were out clubbing the night prior 🤣
I opened her account with the intention of watching every video of hers from the start and voila “56 seconds ago” damnnnnn
i love the music when youre reading the comment that instantly stops when you make a comment
The “YIPPEE!!” And the “Booyah ✊” KILLED ME. Anyone here who likes Splatoon? 🥺
fellow cephalopod game enjoyer here 🐙🦑
Also a fellow squid game fan, though I cant play ranked for the life of me lol
hello yes I do enjoy splatoon
Meeeeeee
Omg me!!
19:24 I probably would find it super funny when the girl like climaxes and then says "BUYAAAAA"
i once was going to hook up with this guy that lived in the city which i live about an hour outside of. idk why this man wanted to drive an hour just to get laid, but that’s his business.
when he got to my apartment, he immediately started heavily, angrily complaining about how there was a toll on the way and “i didn’t warn him” (there are tolls basically any way out of the city which i’d think he knew since he LIVED THERE). he then proceeded to tell me that he panicked and blew it… meaning he’d get a pretty hefty ticket in the mail, AND that he’d “have no choice but to do the same on the way back” (there were absolutely other options). he was a whole ass adult (older than me even) and these were our first sentences exchanged the FIRST TIME WE MET.
“WET GROTTO,” 😂 if anyone said that to me that would be the end of that!
*Thankyou* for asking "Remember when I used to be afraid to cuss?" Yes! I remember it! You are amazing! Your LPM (laugh per minute ratio) is higher than anyone else's. *Booyah!*
Yippee!!
Yea booyah for me
Thank GOD I am not the hookup type. Because I just KNOW I would have the messiest stories 😭
tbh if I were in any of these situations I would up and leave the moment I notice something weird
I'd just die of cringe
People who talk like news reporters are the best at least I can tell what they’re saying because they have clear tone indicators that I can pick up on
2:58 SPREAD ‘EM!!!💋💋💥💥💥💥💣💣💣‼️‼️‼️
Honestly, this was SO fun to watch!! Please, a part 2 is needed!!
agree
why would she just slap you across the face with no warning oh my god??😭😭
2 VIDEOS IN A WEEK???? MY GENEROUS QWEEN
omg imagine this video but like you make it into a tier list but like the scale is from 'eh, I'll live' to 'I'm going to fly across the country and throw myself into the ocean' or soemthing
"Who is Lucinda?!"
**aggressively stares in Sofia The First fan**
That show made me think all purple flowers were poisonous at one point in life omg
The bottoms poster is everything
11:45 OMG IM ACTUALLY DYING THE SOUND EFFECT GOT ME 😭😭😭
Not Even Sister Lucinda. Has a nice ring to it although.
crocheting while watching this video. dropped my hook in shock at 1:05. WTFFFF
No literally same
@@Poopiedoopie3 YAYAYYAY
I am obsessed with how you chose to eat in the middle of the sentence 😂
17:34 MY LITTLE PONY? WHAT. THAT IS SO TRAUMATISING TO READ- I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE HOW HORRIBLE IT MUSTVE BEEN IN IRL
These stories are TERRIFYING. And like... I'm gonna vent, sorry. I just wanted to say that, as a Demi Bi girl, I kinda hate that our queer community is is very Hookup centered. I'm so not interested in that. I wish everything was less s3x centered. But guess that's just me. Being a light skinned, skinny, young, afro Latina Bi woman, it's very easy for people to sexualize me, even though I'm almost very covered, to the point people (yes the same people) always assume I'm a devout Christian. I'm absolutely not. I hate it in here lol A hook up seems like a nightmare to me, even when it goes right
I relate to this so much honestly, not 100% sure if I'm demi or what but I AM NOT a hookup person at all just in general. It seems so weird to me that most people seem to assume everyone would be okay with hookups? I mean there's nothing wrong with them ofc but dude it takes me like at least a week to even trust someone enough to share my music taste with them-
@@grantmoore2515 honey sorry, when did I say I only noticed that now? like damn. You don't need to be that patronizing. k chill with the condescending tone. I've been here for a while lol I'm just talking about it here cuz it's kinda the theme of the video.
@@Baer99Zright??? lol didn't think anyone would relate to this comment, thanks for sharing
@@blameitoncapitalism Tbh, on the internet (especially dating apps) It's pretty damn hard to find anyone not hookup focused, but in my experience irl is VERY different.
I mean, when I was younger I once went to a summer camp for queer people and the vast majority of people I met there were ace or demi. Ig it just really depends on the format, dating when queer is still difficult in general though /:
@@grantmoore2515 No offense but referring to being gay as a "life style" is an immediate red flag in my book.
OMG ITS BEEN 4 DAYS YOU POSTED SO QUICK IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH AHHHHH
SAME :DD
Yippee seems like a genuine expression of joy, no one naturally goes booyah when they’re happy
STOP SAYING IT 8:03
Straight guy here, I have a story like the one at 22:33. I met a girl on a dating app, we talked for a bit, she wanted to hook up so I went to her place. We do it, and it's pretty meh because as it turns out she's basically a 29 y.o. virgin. Whatever, neither of us were unhappy with the actual encounter. We start talking because I was kind of into her and I was trying to give her a chance (not my usual type, kind of a sad-girl artistic type). She goes into how she got such a late start and why she's in her words a sad girl: she's in love with a guy who is in love with someone else. She says I'm just gonna be a pleasant distraction.
Needless to say, I was pretty floored. I kinda said thanks but no thanks and went about my life. But honestly, I respected the honesty then and I still respect it now. She gave me an out and the opportunity to make a choice. I chose not to pursue her and we parted on ok terms. But yeah, hearing that was wild.
Your content is getting better. You're definitely coming into your own and letting your personality come through and I love it
These stories remind me why I'm not trying to have hookups or dates, but I'm reminded of my weirdest hookup: at a friend's birthday party I kept chatting with a guy for a while, when we decided to head to the back of the house. There we started kissing and touching until for some reason he just leaves, and I went to talk to a seemingly friend of his if he knows what happened because I couldn't find him, and he tells me that the guy has a gf ☠️
And when I confronted him, aside from saying that if I had known that I would have not flirted and kissed him, he says that he has always being cheated on and he never wanted someone else to feel what he felt...
To this day I just don't understand.
What
10:30 that one sounds like they got taken advantage of
THANK YOU OMG!
13:42 OMG YASS QUEEN THE CHOCOLATE CHURRO TURTLE CHIPS 😍😍
Dang Emily, you're on a roll with your upload schedule
Emily might not be a serial killer but she's still slaying 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻👑👑👁️👄👁️👑👑
2 videos in a week?? Are mother is keeping us fed!!
8:27 I SPIT OUT MY WATER CRYING LAUGHING
18:24 THE WAY SHE STARTED GOING FROM " whos a corn star" to "I've literally never heard of corn- YOU GUYS" 😭😭
9:03 it’s ok girlie, now you’re canonically part of the Chainsaw Man universe! Iykyk
CONNOR PFP!!!!!!!!