Thinking about all the timelines in which Agent 47 performs as a perfect assassin up until one day when he inexplicably punches a random person in front of everyone and gets gunned down
I think it's implied in chongqing that 47 thinks of all of these missions in his head, considering all possible outcomes. So 47 was probably laughing his ass off in his private jet thinking of this.
@@turnerbytrade6700 That's even more hilarious. 47 despite his serious appearance is constantly thinking about just going around throwing apples and tire ironing people in succession.
Accidentally killing his target thinking she was "another worker of some shit" is funny, but his computer crashing before he even realizes what happened elevates it to a jerma level incident
One time I saw a post or a comment somewhere that said “Jerma talks to his chat like they’re a pack of very strong apes with a lose grasp of English that need to stay entertained to be kept from tearing him apart” It’s a pretty accurate summation of a Jerma stream ngl
it's more like, he tries to keep them entertained, but every once in a while they snap one of his bones to make him scream and frantically try to act more entertaining.
"My name is Agent 47. You're stuck in here with me, now. I'll tell you what happened to this man...~" -dude activates security panel- "W-wait, you weren't supposed to touch-" -guards fire endlessly-
In Hitman, soap can knock out an elderly lady. In DUSK, soap one shot explodes eldritch monster bosses. Therefore the elderly lady has the power of at least 30 demons.
The Jerma Nyanners crossover timeline we currently live in has brought an age of uncertainty and hope. Hope that Jerma will not kill Nyanners like he did Ster and Etalyx.
him not wanting to eat the cake, and him wearing the shirt from his mom that he ripped are two examples that really show how close he is with his mom, and possibly how much he feels like he’s running out of time to hold on. little bit of jerma psychoanalysis there, when you spend so much time watching someone in an unedited context you start to pick up on their true character, and jerma is a gem of a human being.
I don't think enough people are talking about the fact that Jerma *accidentally* killed the target SO FAST that the game just could not handle it and his entire computer crashed
I don't get why people don't make fun of that more often. When I first got a Xbox one controller, I was like so mad about that for the first month I used it. Eventually I got more used to it, but I still think it's stupid.
Thinking about all the timelines in which Agent 47 performs as a perfect assassin up until one day when he inexplicably punches a random person in front of everyone and gets gunned down
I think it's implied in chongqing that 47 thinks of all of these missions in his head, considering all possible outcomes. So 47 was probably laughing his ass off in his private jet thinking of this.
@@turnerbytrade6700 That's even more hilarious. 47 despite his serious appearance is constantly thinking about just going around throwing apples and tire ironing people in succession.
@@turnerbytrade6700 "nyeh, what if i just punch the fucking janitor in his head. that'll be a classic..."
@@mongrel_97 shut up
@@mongrel_97 shut up
Accidentally killing his target thinking she was "another worker of some shit" is funny, but his computer crashing before he even realizes what happened elevates it to a jerma level incident
I think it was already a Jerma moment, then the crash became the Jerma version of DEFCON 1
One time I saw a post or a comment somewhere that said “Jerma talks to his chat like they’re a pack of very strong apes with a lose grasp of English that need to stay entertained to be kept from tearing him apart”
It’s a pretty accurate summation of a Jerma stream ngl
That image just makes me laugh so hard
It's also not an inaccurate summation.
Reminds me of this ua-cam.com/video/JOEtiCwoHB4/v-deo.html
it's more like, he tries to keep them entertained, but every once in a while they snap one of his bones to make him scream and frantically try to act more entertaining.
Jerma is LITERALLY a jester in the Planet of the Apes universe. He needs to be funny or else chat will fuck his shit up.
i love how he purposefully put the cake over otto when showing it off because he knows everyone was looking at otto instead of the cake
Just like everyone clicking akinator instead of yes or no
His mom made that cake, he’s just really proud of his mom’s scrumptious cake and wants everyone to see it.
i think you meant to say o----tto
doggy
@@theIargedude Yeah, why the fuck does he say it like that anyway?
That video thumbnail is the most terrifying thing i have ever seen
thanks vinny
So thats what the heavy fears...
Understandable
sus
Holy crap is it disturbing.
When the agency is sus.
Clown sits in his Bath and murders people on his limited edition Hitman 3
Local E-Clown Misunderstands "Bath Bomb", 13 Injured.
Totally zerked streamer goes on soy fueled rampage, authorities calling him "that one among us guy"
amogus
amogus
hey isn’t that the among us youtuber?
Low.
ua-cam.com/video/oUNgOG6CeYQ/v-deo.html
its so heartwarming that even though he's reaching the end of his natural lifespan, jeremy is still making content for us
WAIT WHAT HES GOING TO DIE SOON WTF
@@crede333 hes 35 now hes basically knocking on deaths door at this point
@@homicidalgeorge Damn 35? Can't believe I've been watching a b*omer this whole time
@@homicidalgeorge oh god is he really that old :( man they should honestly just put him out if his misery
@Jack Drill thatsthejoke
jeremy sounds so young in this
his name is jerma actually
@@wizardtoast5660 it's Jezza actually
he’s actually 87, going on 985
Zerma
all that garlic is coming full circle
He’s so high energy in this, he must’ve been _really_ excited
probably zerked off before STREAM
It’s the huel
To think, we are living in a pre Catboy Jerma world
Not if I've got anything to do about it
Savor it
Someone needs to make a Catboy Jerma Doomsday Clock. We are currently at 11:57
@uwau
"mutually assured nuclear farting"
you're not wrong, but you didn't have to phrase it like that
@uwau jokes on you i AM a femboy and i am in fact prepared to take over the world
imagine youre getting assasinated, but its by a guy with a fedora standing on your balcony throwing bricks at you
Jerma's Belligerently Extreme ADHD really shows in this game
Sail
@@NeapolitanApe _[cronchy bass]_
He has high support needs ADHD
When the staff member I don't recognize with the bald head, barcode tattoo, and cold stare
Is sus!
😳
INSANE streamer reveals his ‘scrumptious cake’ LIVE on stream
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God, I wish he would.
WOW
every thumbnail has to contain the sus face from now on
Yes true
I thought this was the unspoken rule.
Its a good face, for some its funny and for some its uncomfortable
not including the bit when his CBD kicks in and he walks in circles ZONKED for over an hour was in my opinion a poor editing decision
That thumbnail is so scary, jesus christ
that thumbnail is so sus
@@Blink-pi9cm When the hitman is kinda sus
When the man is hit
When the imposter is sus
When the imsustor is pos
He tried to cover Otto up by using the cake. The extent of this man's animal abuse knows no bounds.
I know it's a joke but how would that be anything like animal abuse? Lol
@@axothegremlin its called a joke
@@axothegremlin”i know it’s a joke but i don’t know it’s a joke”
"hitman. hitman..... pause button on an xbox controller"
that is way more funny than it has the right to be
I also like how he's wrong too. The pause button's lines are horizontal.
Hide your concrete levels folks, Jeremy's streaming today.
DELETE them from your games
Where is Christa at?
Man it’s great when you get those full GTA4 level laughs out of Jerma. Glad he got to have so much fun with this game!
Ah yes, the Hitman 3 stream. He read my comment out loud and it actually made him laugh. I will never have a higher honor in my life.
You're the jester's jester
Idk why but it's so funny that Jerma gets pissed when someone says he's drinking soylent
A John Wick movie but he was spontaneously replaced with Adam Sandler at some point
I really hope there's a "Best Raid Song" category at the 2021 Jermawards
"I'm his personal bodyguard!"
*calls him by the wrong name*
- Jerma, Master Hitman
Imagine going to a rave and your dj is gunned down in front of you without looking up from the turntables
Jerma: I absolutely hate the "sus face" photoshop
2ndJerma editors: when the thumbnail is sus !
forreal they've used it in like 5 thumbnails
I like how he had the cake and knew that he was going to show the cake on the webcam and he was still naked and had to put on the robe.
Zonked streamer calms his desire for blood by playing Hitman
Psychopath "Influencer" condones MURDER simulator.
y'all saying the same thing
@@REALwoombath we only have 2 jokes, don't ruin the fun
@@REALwoombathVegas Man found distributing DISTURBING content from his "Reddit Room"
ua-cam.com/video/oUNgOG6CeYQ/v-deo.html
"My name is Agent 47. You're stuck in here with me, now. I'll tell you what happened to this man...~"
-dude activates security panel-
"W-wait, you weren't supposed to touch-" -guards fire endlessly-
In Hitman, soap can knock out an elderly lady. In DUSK, soap one shot explodes eldritch monster bosses. Therefore the elderly lady has the power of at least 30 demons.
the entire sequence at 18:17 - 19:00 made me cry tears of laughter.
Can't wait for "full derangement" arc of Hitman 3 streams to be officially highlighted, where he goes full psycho and makes "wine" out of people.
WELCOME TO THE STREAM, YOU'VE ALL SHOWN YOUR FaA-ACES, IT'S ALL 'BOUT...
This was like the time I Murder at the Elbertson's Estate
does jerma call his haters jermaphobes
does very cool alien sunglasses call his haters very cool alien sunglassesphobes
@@Endiepup I'm a endiepupphobe
He calls them Chat
@@JiF28 rofl
jerma has haters? :,(
haha just kidding of course he does i know this because i am a jerma hater
The Jerma Nyanners crossover timeline we currently live in has brought an age of uncertainty and hope. Hope that Jerma will not kill Nyanners like he did Ster and Etalyx.
I appreciate how legitimately happy he sounds to be playing this game
21:10 Actual RAMBLINGS of a PSYCHOPATH
The Huel Saga begins.
Jerma you are my favorite UA-camr when I was younger, your personality is what brings me back even today. Much love
Thank you for the ultimate thumbnail Vinny
When 47 is SUS
Jerma is just Adam Sandler’s and Willem Dafoe’s love child
Ayo? 😳
Well, the Game Awards are tomorrow. If Jerma doesn't point at Hitman 3 and say "There it is!" in his bathrobe I will be irrationally angry
8:05: "It's time to drop the scissors!"
him not wanting to eat the cake, and him wearing the shirt from his mom that he ripped are two examples that really show how close he is with his mom, and possibly how much he feels like he’s running out of time to hold on.
little bit of jerma psychoanalysis there, when you spend so much time watching someone in an unedited context you start to pick up on their true character, and jerma is a gem of a human being.
Parasocial Andy
I don't think enough people are talking about the fact that Jerma *accidentally* killed the target SO FAST that the game just could not handle it and his entire computer crashed
Vinny why did you think making this thumbnail would be a good idea?
Hitman 3 was not at the game awards at all this year
And he didn’t even have his robe 😔
This might be one of the best clips from your streams ever. One could really tell you love these types of games!
that was the most deranged raid song yet
I can't wait for the cat boy jerma and nyanners colab stream
I don't think anything gets Jerma as excited as the Hitman games
Probably because he relates to Agent 47 so much, such a psychotic streamer
I swear every jerma video is like 5 times longer than it actually says
"He's killing people for fun"
Jerma and Hitman is a combination that guarantees lots of laughs
"If everyone's a psychopath, _nobody is."_
How unfortunate, no hitman 3 awards
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Two apples a day is a melee kill +10 xp
Jerma playing Hitman is a constant loop of him flying too close to the sun and going "NO NO WAIT" when his wings melt
Comedian sits in the Bath and annihilates individuals on his Limited Edition Hitman 3
This thumbnail has been staring at me from my recommended all day
1:00 jerma when he exposes the caboose
Dude!! Jerma epic bong rip at the beginning of the video, glad your are staying aligned.
5:50
Thanks Jerma for giving me a shoutout it honestly means alot.
this was the first instance i've ever seen of jerma's dog. dog's probably longer than he is tall tbh
if there's ever someone to play the Joker, it'd be Jerma.
15:44 “Is it something to do with the wind?”
Put your wine away!
THis is by in far the most disturbing thumbnail to a video I have seen across EVERY social media video hosting website
Watching Jeremy before he decides to push someone over a balcony is like listening to a schizophrenic argue with the voices in his head.
47, try to remember the basics of CQC.
that cake looked fire as fuck
"HEY GUYS It"s CrAcKeD OuT JeRmA HeRRRRE" with the voice that you know what im talking about
24:15 needed a Audio Jungle
Only jerma could accidentally kill the target first thing then crash his pc
Holy shit I’ve never seen someone lose a fist fight with one guy in hitman that made me laugh so hard
INSANE streamer jumps out of hot air balloon to prevent marriage!
Can’t wait for the grand total of good clips from the concrete level to barely crack 30 seconds
Absolutely CRAZY streamer begins livestream while ZERKING OFF
Jerma be looking like he's gonna arrest quark and morph into some random object
3:40 kicked for being cringe
i'm genuinely happy to see Jerma excited for Hitman 3, although its sad to see this game had such a disastrous launch
5:41 the radio that Hitman uses is Baofeng UV-82.
i associate the mission failed sound with jerma more than i do hitman
omg i just got it the lack of stream date in the description turns Jerma Stream™ into a 2ndJerma sitcom spinoff
Is that really trademarked?
when the assassin is acting conspicuous 😳
Local streamer taunts Kids Next Door with planet-sized birthday cake
7:22 *HERE WE GO HERE WE GO ITS GETTING A LITTLE BIT LOUDER HERE WE GO*
I love how chat's just yelling and whining and Jerma just randomly pulls out a fuckin cake. Literal cartoon
Video starts and I already get flashbacks to Juggles the Great
Half of jermas streams are just him sitting in silence looking at the last fucking psychotic thing he did
The opening clip is always right on
0:57 scout tf2
WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS A HITMAN
Hitman.... PAUSE-BUTTON-ON-AN-XBOX-CONTROLLER was so unexpected 😂 destroyed me
I don't get why people don't make fun of that more often. When I first got a Xbox one controller, I was like so mad about that for the first month I used it. Eventually I got more used to it, but I still think it's stupid.
Jerma after doing something wacky in a Hitman game that serves no purpose:
"I have achieved the Peak of Comedy"
Every Otto reveal brings me so much joy
Local streamer endlessly perplexed by own ineptitude, allegedly high on drugs.