The Streamer inside is frightful Originally streamed/recorded on December 24th, 2021 Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Jerma mutters to himself "We're all just ants on this highway" with a low growl, he's slowly merging onto the opposing traffic lane eyes fixed on the school bus
Honestly, listening to it, those sounds are super volatile, like legitimately it sounds like someone sat down to create the loudest noises possible by stacking delay
2:32 The fact that he immediately asks “did I fake that?” as if the chat was THAT quick to make fun of him. Thank god he is contained and can’t actually communicate with us.
i refuse to believe he actually has a brother. he hasn't even gaslit us, it just does not seem possible for him to have any actual family members. he pulled the "little brother and big brother playing the scary level of a game" dynamic perfectly
Jerma is like those animals that will do some sort of movement to scare predators off when threatened. With Jerma he just starts zerking off when he feels threatened
@@user-fq3cr3vz2r every time I hear about bass boosted fart noises in video games I think of the death sound in little nightmares. Literally just a fart sound effect.
Ok but I love the moment at 22:20 when the light falls FOR A THIRD TIME IN A ROW and Jerma just looks like a pissed off parent, his reaction is just so funny
10:28 I like how the editor spliced this bit into thinking chat was upset that Jerma was cheating on them with some dudes mom. They just fully cut out the part where Jerma admits he has a girlfriend
Jerma: Why am I small? *while playing a game about a character named Santa, a character pertaining to children and elves, both of which are notoriously known for being small*
7:00 is about perfection, from the way he thinks he’s home free until he realizes he needs a crowbar, to the perfect timing of santa catching up its amazing
That grocery store game was really disturbing to me. Something about the badly drawn mangled expressions combined with them getting so close to you. Definetly feels like customer service 😍
I had the mistake of having a retail job at one of the busiest stores of a chain for my first ever while also having undiagnosed extreme anxiety, and this game definitely gives me the retail shakes just from watching it. Weird forced faces, a feeling of constant unease, having a clear and simple job to do but you're getting mauled on sight during a sale. All it's missing is a walkie talkie where you have 10 different calls happening at the same time (repeated over and over with increasing annoyance each time since everyone is busy) and you have to say you are busy every time or the managers block comms to have a 5 minute rant about making sure to say you are busy
11:12 imagine this is your first Jerma stream, and hearing him say "Alright no more puking, okay, I promise" makes you realize that this is a streamer who has made, and will continue to make, multiple *vommit-in-mouth-noise* jokes in his streaming career. This man truly deserved that League of Their Own Streamer Award for this reason alone.
This was just the part he played during this stream. There is still a high chance we get a standalone Everhood video since he went on to play the whole game after this.
Its the month of May and the nights are humid, as you get ready for bed you hear Jeremy distantly trying to sing “Let it snow”, this would amuse you but- where is he? You look out the window by your kitchen sink and see him standing in your yard, flash light pointed at your home and a crowbar in hand. Just standing there. Your back feels cold.
This recap doesnt have the part where someone asked "why don't you stream in 4k" and jerma did a scarily good impression of someone talking with bad latency
That was an absolutely crazy stream. Especially the part when Jerma spent about 4 hours explaining in gruesome detail how it would be really easy for him to snap an old man's neck. Good thing this video cut it down, though.
yeah I'm honestly not sure why they're so popular lmao. I think there's one game I like from them? But not sure if it was by them or not, one where there's like 4 different girls, you play as each one in turn and play through their fates at like a bording school or something. But even story-wise, there's not really much in terms of that in their games. I'm curious about their novels, but I think murder house has the most amount of story to it. But otherwise it is just crappy jumpscares and loud noises, streamer bait
@@TimTam60 oh yeah no I do respect that, and I do actually follow them on twitter lmao. But even so, can still critisise the games as they have released many now, all following the exact same formula.
Jerma purposely spilled the wine so he could put up his "brb getting tea" screen as he goes to the North Pole to murder Santa by snapping his neck from below.
almost puked on stream again... nice save jerma, he's learned how to stop himself hahaha he's managed to make stop puking a skill he's learned from experience
I don't think anyone outside of those who watched the stream understand how blessed they are that the editor turned down the volume at all the eardrum blasting points
Puppet combo make a horror antagonist with an alert sound quieter than a jet engine taking off challenge (literally impossible) Seriously you can't even hear Jerma over the nun trying to destroy my speakers and my hearing by being loud instead of scary or interesting.
22:35 I can not explain how much this quote lives rent free in my head, 23:55 and when he screams ''theres the nun!''. Ever since this stream I think of it on a weekly basis and whenever I see something related to a church or a nun, I always hear Jerma saying it in my head. I am cursed please help
So this is where the whole "Jerma can dodge a battleaxe" thing came from Also, I think one of the big qualities Jerma has is just how genuine he is. He does a ton of clickbait tuber shit like his screams and weird tangents, but it isn't a lie like usual. It's all 100% real.
wish comments like these were more widespread, rather than the dried up “jerma = psycho” meme that people are desperately kicking their dead horses to try to keep alive
@@we-must-live Yeah, it's harmless if it's done every now and then, but if people do nothing but call him a psycho, it'll slowly whittle him down It already feels like he's been laughing less and less over the years
@@BierBart12 >It already feels like he's been laughing less and less over the years that's quite dramatic, I doubt comments like that faze him all that much. that being said I do agree that the "omg jerma is a serial killer" joke is better in moderation.
You look like a single dad who has his glasses at the edge of his nose trying to understand how his computer works 😂 Much love jerma keep up the great work!
that grocery store game is surely a statement about the dehumanizing effects of working retail. the customers start to seem more like hungry beasts than people.
That was really disturbing to me. Something about the badly drawn mangled expressions combined with them getting so close to you. Definetly feels like customer service 😍
jerma so casually walking through how he would brutally kill an elderly man shows true signs of his deteriorating mentality. he hasn’t been the same since the accident.
Jerma should grow a beard and style his hair a certain way for about a month, then use a break to shave, shower and change his hair and cloths back to the ""normal"" Jerma and pretend that he just came back from a trip (or being locked out of his house for half a month or sth.) and that he saw a weird guy climbing out his window and fleeing the scene.
2:31 is good too. 1. Over the top reaction to seeing Santa 2. Admits to that being an over reaction 3. Literally jumps again as Santa appears 4. Pretends to read a chat message accusing him of overreacting 5. Responds to the fake chat message
Jerma streamed this on Christmas eve and boy I needed it that day. Family drama going on (turned out fine in the end but the 24th sucked), was able to just have a glass of wine and laugh my ass off and forget. Good stuff :)
Jerma mutters to himself "We're all just ants on this highway" with a low growl, he's slowly merging onto the opposing traffic lane eyes fixed on the school bus
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+2
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THIS GUY
"We're all just ants on this highway" Jerma mutters as he aims his comically large magnifying glass at a schoolbus
Full of handicapped children
The fact that Jerma did a 360 at 6:10 and wondered how Santa got "behind" him really just shows how senile this streamer really is.
Either that or he was ZONKED on WEED this stream
his IQ is decreasing gradually overtime due to his diagnosis, that's why things like this is happening.
he thought he went through the thing but ended up going backwards
@@roach9397 zooted on poop wine
@L. Brady he did a 180. A 360 would mean hes still facing away from santa.
After Jerma went unpunished for his brutal killing for over six years, Santa's revenant spirit finally takes matters into his own hands.
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rudol-ta of sleigh
Sounds like a Netflix movie description
@@desserteagle8565 I'd watch it.
And loses
jerma yelling over the nun game like he's standing next to a jet engine is killing me
Funniest thing in a long while lol.
Honestly, listening to it, those sounds are super volatile, like legitimately it sounds like someone sat down to create the loudest noises possible by stacking delay
One at 22:23 and another at 22:44
The game was so LOUD it somehow peaked his mic.
@JP "You can't get us on the stall! You can't get us!"
its the only way to make a puppet combo game enjoyable, those things suck and they're all the exact same now with the "low poly ps1 aesthetic"
2:32 The fact that he immediately asks “did I fake that?” as if the chat was THAT quick to make fun of him. Thank god he is contained and can’t actually communicate with us.
i refuse to believe he actually has a brother. he hasn't even gaslit us, it just does not seem possible for him to have any actual family members.
he pulled the "little brother and big brother playing the scary level of a game" dynamic perfectly
Jerma is every 12 year old boy explaining to me how they would survive in the woods with a wooden spear they made.
@furry as an outdoor educator, I do. Don't be an ass hat.
@furry let's note that somewhere
@amazingoffers We were all 12 year olds at one point. Right? That's a thing normal humans do I'm pretty sure
@@cyber_xiii3786Human boys certainly exist.
23:32 Zerks off out of fear
The mental image of someone genuinely making that sound and face while zerking off is killing me
Jerma is like those animals that will do some sort of movement to scare predators off when threatened. With Jerma he just starts zerking off when he feels threatened
18:11 "you afraid of the Grinch?"
"No, the Grinch is a big green fucking puffball that I could punch in the face and kill instantly."
19:25 this is probably the hardest jerma has ever gotten scared. It's also the funniest thing I have ever seen, literally in tears replaying it.
the sound effect the dev used sounds just like a bass boosted fart too
@@user-fq3cr3vz2r every time I hear about bass boosted fart noises in video games I think of the death sound in little nightmares. Literally just a fart sound effect.
I think he was more scared in the church part of that one exorcism game. I rewatched that like 10 times, laughing every time.
@@TheDon-ph1hi oh God that was a while back, I vaguely remember him getting scared but it's been so long. I'd have to watch it again and compare
He instantly turns red and ages 10 years while doing the R2D2 scream.
I've replayed this clip dozens of times and it hasn't stopped being funny.
Jerma talks about axes as if he didn’t kill Jared Leto with one.
honestly the only heroic thing Jerma's ever done
The thought of Jerma as a superhero is both frightening and intriguing
He’d kill thousands first day on the job because chat told him to
Why was my first thought Homelander
>frightening and intriguing
So, like the concept of a black hole.
@@hada__02 That is scarily accurate though I think Jerma would do things by accident rather than malice
@@blueluma6187 chat is the sidekick that readers vote to kill off and then is later resurrected as an anti-hero
Ok but I love the moment at 22:20 when the light falls FOR A THIRD TIME IN A ROW and Jerma just looks like a pissed off parent, his reaction is just so funny
and the way he looks from the lamp up to the camera is so funny as well
10:28 I like how the editor spliced this bit into thinking chat was upset that Jerma was cheating on them with some dudes mom. They just fully cut out the part where Jerma admits he has a girlfriend
Jerma with a beard, glasses, and slicked back hair is a completely different personality
He looks like Gavin McKinnes
professor jeremy
Doctor Jeremy and Mr Sus
Wine dad Andy
Jermey if he continued down the path of education
Jerma’s alter ego, Clark Can’t
Jerma doesn't actually age, he just makes himself look older every two years to keep the facade up
Jerma: Why am I small?
*while playing a game about a character named Santa, a character pertaining to children and elves, both of which are notoriously known for being small*
Jerma forgets that there's things as short as him
The entities in question:
what do you know? it very well could be a game about santa chasing an innocent 60 year old basketball player on christmas eve!
He should be used to it by now
Jerma's just in denial about his own height
7:00 is about perfection, from the way he thinks he’s home free until he realizes he needs a crowbar, to the perfect timing of santa catching up its amazing
That grocery store game was really disturbing to me. Something about the badly drawn mangled expressions combined with them getting so close to you. Definetly feels like customer service 😍
The panic inducing music with its vaguely human speech sounds that just keeps getting faster was genuinely so upsetting
What is the name of the game, my mane?
I had the mistake of having a retail job at one of the busiest stores of a chain for my first ever while also having undiagnosed extreme anxiety, and this game definitely gives me the retail shakes just from watching it. Weird forced faces, a feeling of constant unease, having a clear and simple job to do but you're getting mauled on sight during a sale. All it's missing is a walkie talkie where you have 10 different calls happening at the same time (repeated over and over with increasing annoyance each time since everyone is busy) and you have to say you are busy every time or the managers block comms to have a 5 minute rant about making sure to say you are busy
@Joshua Gómez thanks brother
Not to mention the jerky, unnatural animations and the disturbingly detailed hands that everyone has
Jermy running from Santa at 6:10, turning 360 degrees and then being surprised when Santa comes up from behind him is absolutely golden.
1:48 "Who am I? Why am I this small?"
You're Jerma985. And, you're Jerma985.
I remember watching this clip at 22:23 on twitch. It was so incredibly loud that it nearly blew out my speakers
@Godrick the Grafted lmao apt description
Just in time for Christmas, thanks Jerma
you can tell when it's puppet combo because the editor has to lower the audio manually
11:12 imagine this is your first Jerma stream, and hearing him say "Alright no more puking, okay, I promise" makes you realize that this is a streamer who has made, and will continue to make, multiple *vommit-in-mouth-noise* jokes in his streaming career.
This man truly deserved that League of Their Own Streamer Award for this reason alone.
Look, I've seen a lotta people under similar circumstances and I'm just sayin' but jerma? There's no way in hell he's dodging an axe.
Jerma is a superhero
@hoptrix and then take a medical leave for 8 months after twisting his ankle
@@de-ment why have you witnessed people being attacked by axes wielding santas? if i may ask...
@@PD_CĪPHĒR Confidential,
Everhood really deserved its own video instead of being included as a small part of a compilation. Jerma was actually good at it.
This was just the part he played during this stream. There is still a high chance we get a standalone Everhood video since he went on to play the whole game after this.
@@AKAProm POG!, thanks for the info :)
Don't worry the full Everhood stream has its own video :)
Everhood is one of those games where you should only play 30-40 minutes of it every 3-4 days
@@AKAPromwasnt that where he said he needed to shit really bad?
Its the month of May and the nights are humid, as you get ready for bed you hear Jeremy distantly trying to sing “Let it snow”, this would amuse you but- where is he?
You look out the window by your kitchen sink and see him standing in your yard, flash light pointed at your home and a crowbar in hand. Just standing there. Your back feels cold.
+2
Very topical video, Jeremy! Good work!
_Sees a noose_
"Are we at the Olympics?
at 6:10 when he 360'd holy shit that was funny
6:37 is that the origin of the infamous "If you would come at me with a battle axe" rant?
YOU KILLED SANTA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I genuinely got startled when jerma suddenly went on a philosophical rant at 4:42. why is he such an anomaly.
Only Jerma would say "I just drive in the road, I don't know how it works." Absolute mad lad.
This recap doesnt have the part where someone asked "why don't you stream in 4k" and jerma did a scarily good impression of someone talking with bad latency
2:32 lmao the sound Jerma made alone could be a jumpscare
8:28 I love that the game basically calls you an asshole, because either way, you still killed santa.
Does anyone else notice when you stare into Jermas eyes you can see all the poor souls he’s consumed
the cops at the subway scene were like "we fear for our lives we can't help you from santa sorry lol"
Accurate
That was an absolutely crazy stream. Especially the part when Jerma spent about 4 hours explaining in gruesome detail how it would be really easy for him to snap an old man's neck. Good thing this video cut it down, though.
puppet combo games are the definition of "loud sound = scary"
yeah I'm honestly not sure why they're so popular lmao. I think there's one game I like from them? But not sure if it was by them or not, one where there's like 4 different girls, you play as each one in turn and play through their fates at like a bording school or something. But even story-wise, there's not really much in terms of that in their games. I'm curious about their novels, but I think murder house has the most amount of story to it. But otherwise it is just crappy jumpscares and loud noises, streamer bait
Puppet Combo don’t take themselves too seriously, their whole social media is full of memes they made of their own games
@@TimTam60 oh yeah no I do respect that, and I do actually follow them on twitter lmao. But even so, can still critisise the games as they have released many now, all following the exact same formula.
It’s very campy n silly and I think that’s where the fun is
@@jade4025 SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU
we're all bugs, we're all animals, it doesn't matter -jerma
Jerma purposely spilled the wine so he could put up his "brb getting tea" screen as he goes to the North Pole to murder Santa by snapping his neck from below.
I don't even doubt Jerma for a second when he says he could easily snap the fucking neck of an axe wielding santa claus
So many of these games are convinced loud = scary and it's genuinely infuriating
"Dont startle the witch" gets me every time
almost puked on stream again... nice save jerma, he's learned how to stop himself hahaha he's managed to make stop puking a skill he's learned from experience
Oreo
Puppet Combo is the Loud = Scary of the horror game industry.
I don't think anyone outside of those who watched the stream understand how blessed they are that the editor turned down the volume at all the eardrum blasting points
That's puppet combo for ya.
Jerma is a frightened catboy
Truly the king of the Junj- Junjle
0:36 Otacon
Snake Stop watching jerma vids and stop metal gear!
Puppet combo make a horror antagonist with an alert sound quieter than a jet engine taking off challenge (literally impossible)
Seriously you can't even hear Jerma over the nun trying to destroy my speakers and my hearing by being loud instead of scary or interesting.
22:35 I can not explain how much this quote lives rent free in my head, 23:55 and when he screams ''theres the nun!''. Ever since this stream I think of it on a weekly basis and whenever I see something related to a church or a nun, I always hear Jerma saying it in my head.
I am cursed please help
not be a freak but slicked back hair glasses jerma awoke something within me
Nerdy villain
Don't let this masquerade distract you from the fact that he killed Santa in cold blood.
yeah, your killer instinct
same
nah ngl i think that model of glasses looks really bad on most people (i had it as a teen oof), personal preference though
0:33 foreshadowing
23:35 he looks like he’s doing something a little suspicious
So this is where the whole "Jerma can dodge a battleaxe" thing came from
Also, I think one of the big qualities Jerma has is just how genuine he is. He does a ton of clickbait tuber shit like his screams and weird tangents, but it isn't a lie like usual. It's all 100% real.
wish comments like these were more widespread, rather than the dried up “jerma = psycho” meme that people are desperately kicking their dead horses to try to keep alive
@@we-must-live Yeah, it's harmless if it's done every now and then, but if people do nothing but call him a psycho, it'll slowly whittle him down
It already feels like he's been laughing less and less over the years
@@BierBart12 >It already feels like he's been laughing less and less over the years
that's quite dramatic, I doubt comments like that faze him all that much. that being said I do agree that the "omg jerma is a serial killer" joke is better in moderation.
You look like a single dad who has his glasses at the edge of his nose trying to understand how his computer works 😂
Much love jerma keep up the great work!
2:31 He did the hand thing.
playing an invisible guitar
humble little winter man
6:40 PSYCHO streamer recites fantasy about killing the elderly
1:07 Jerma confirms he will actually play Destiny 2 PvP in the future.
that grocery store game is surely a statement about the dehumanizing effects of working retail. the customers start to seem more like hungry beasts than people.
That was really disturbing to me. Something about the badly drawn mangled expressions combined with them getting so close to you. Definetly feels like customer service 😍
@@SuperCompany007 still, it's at least one tier above working in a restaurant, in terms of quality of life at a job
I fell asleep while watching this stream but i got woken up by this psycho streamer's scream at 2:32
Jerma's singing voice is beautiful, honestly.
It was really funny to mention the Santa trial while a portion of the chat didn't know what the context was.
Leaving 19:20 as a personal timestamp
why is the grocery store one actually so strangely scary, even though it's the only one that doesnt involve the usual horror tropes... i love that...
Merry Christmas from Holiday Clark Kent
You better watch out,
You better watch out,
_You better watch out,_
*_You better watch out_*
Merry Christmas, everyone, and happy Hanukkah! ✡️
jerma so casually walking through how he would brutally kill an elderly man shows true signs of his deteriorating mentality. he hasn’t been the same since the accident.
19:25 4 a sec i thought his cam frozed - but no hes js so traumatized that hes gone paralyzed
Jerma when I say I haven't laughed this hard like ever, i fucking mean it
Jerma should grow a beard and style his hair a certain way for about a month, then use a break to shave, shower and change his hair and cloths back to the ""normal"" Jerma and pretend that he just came back from a trip (or being locked out of his house for half a month or sth.) and that he saw a weird guy climbing out his window and fleeing the scene.
7:07
We got a new face emote to use in order to make Jerma have a breakdown next stream, boys
6:40 This is why Jerma wasn't allowed in Creator Clash
i love Jerma playing horror games, it's fantastic
Everhood is such s damn good game. Jerma not realizing it only loops when you get hit at the end is a rip moment lol
But there was a loop where he didn't get hit at the end at all
1:45 the demonlord after he possessed Jerma
You’re looking for 19:28
Indeed I was, thank you.
Damn, this video was literally _just_ uploaded.
2:31 is good too.
1. Over the top reaction to seeing Santa
2. Admits to that being an over reaction
3. Literally jumps again as Santa appears
4. Pretends to read a chat message accusing him of overreacting
5. Responds to the fake chat message
I'm starting to feel sorry for Santa for the amount of times Jerma killed him at every Christmas 😔
i love how jerma just gets ready to say something then just says monkas
subtitles go hard
I hope this madman is sentenced to MULTIPLE Minecraft streams for his crimes against Santa.
jerma
3:24 he points at himself when he says "killer" lmao
This is the first time I've seen someone actually change the colours of the subtitles, congratulations whoever captioned this :>
timestamps?
@@Mama-Luigi 0:06 5:32 6:07 6:53 24:27 were the ones I found by skipping thru every 5 seconds
Glad you enjoy the technique
oh woah. the one and only Erasmus Magnus :0
He was so on edge, he had to take it out on that ring light.
PSYCHO streamer publicly discusses how he would kill CRAZY OLD MEN on stream for the CRIME of not being as crazy as him.
How do they always find just the right niche clip for the beginning. Would take me a full day to think of it.
Retail simulator a little too real
Jerma streamed this on Christmas eve and boy I needed it that day. Family drama going on (turned out fine in the end but the 24th sucked), was able to just have a glass of wine and laugh my ass off and forget. Good stuff :)
Jerma looks divorced
Unfortunate that he didn't play more of Juice Galaxy, it's actually really good.
he looks richer that way
Jerma with glasses looks like an Amtrak train
jerma is like one of the best youtuber personalities ever
this video is legendary