Activists in 2024 | TRY NOT TO LAUGH
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The governor of Oklahoma was called a meathead by the local PETA folks, they posted it on a billboard. In response, he had a massive cookout under the billboard.
Love my state.
No that's our state school superintendent. Our governor grilled hamburgers under a peta billboard.
Wow you guys really made out!!
Thats a good couple of fellas.
Love it, be nice if NY and PA had politicians like that.
I love the state Bill that was proposed here in Oklahoma, that told schools that if a student shows up dressed as a "furry", and their parents can't (or won't) come by to take them home to change, then the school is to call animal control to remove the student. Not sure if the Bill passed or not, but I love it!
😂😂that’s gold!!👍🏻 good for you guys
Samurai use swords. Cowboys use guns. Pirates use both.
Samurai used both too, you know
A cowboy could have a Sabre on him
Reminds me of times when I would make skits about a group of four boys. One uses a gun because he's a cowboy, another uses a sword and a shield because he is a knight, a sailor boy uses both, and the last one doesn't use either because he's a bard and uses his music and clever talk.
You just proved her point
"I'm ready for the asteroid."
My new favorite line.
t-shirts for everyone..."I'm ready for the asteroid now!"
My husband says that constantly! 😂🤣😂
I love how Tyler immediately proved her point about the pirate/cowboy/samurai thing.
Yes!!!!😂
congrats, you understand a joke he made...
So you think he was being serious?
The real joke is she said cowboy pirate and samurai instead of ninja.. in what universe is it ever samurai? It's always cowboy pirate or ninja.. women 🙄
Cowboy for me
Peta wants THEIR ten commandments displayed? You can't even display the ACTUAL ten commandments 🙄
The are chiseled onto the walls of the Supreme Court building in DC.
Odd that.
It's a joke they've removed god from the class room and national patriotism for sexual deviance and sin evil doest hide in america anymore it's in plain sight especially pop culture
Yeah, but PETA's are more pertinent, and morally superior to the originals. Those are just some "old" shit.
@@GuapoJhimiif anyone actually thought this we’d be living in a scary world.
@@STho205 But a judge had to remove a plaque from his courtroom, and a town had to remove them from the outside of a courthouse.
The cucumber thing is legit. My buddies girlfriend, in all seriousness, asked me "Why's there a picture of an olive on the bottle of olive oil?"🤣🤣🙄
‘All-of Oil’ is what a girl I used to know thought it was called
@@georgehenry76How old are these girlfriends?! Goodness…
"Ready for the asteroid" !!! Best line of the week award!
I stand at fencing grabbing it and waiting😂
It's just sad that so many people are going to be surprised when the rapture ends up being the astroid they were waiting for.
I don’t know, my husband didn’t know pickles came from cucumbers until he was in his 20s.
Teach your kids how to cope with sarcasm and they will rule the earth in 20 years.
At our current rate of civilizational destruction, sarcasm will be illegal in 20 years.
Being simply white and straight...@@jimmy2745
@@jimmy2745
None of this by accident. ( We did not win the cold war. )
@@jimmy2745 facts
In 20? I’d give it only 5 yrs from now.
I saw a Vegan say that Chickens are 6 weeks old when they're killed.
Thought she was lying, looked it up, yeah, 6-12 weeks, 3 weeks to incubate the egg...
My first thought was DANG, Chickens grow faster than Tomatoes... we should eat more Chicken.
Seriously, I planted my Tomato seeds last week, sprouting now, it'll be 8 weeks before they're big enough to flower and 6-8 more weeks to fruit and ripen.
Yes, Cornish Cross are the majority of chickens we eat, that variety is full grown in six weeks, by then they are so big they can't walk. The perfect eating bird.
Don't they know animals age differently to humans?
Same chick is probably "pro choice" up until birth too...
I had a Cornish Cross rooster that lived to two years old weighed 23lbs, sadly he got bumble foot and had to be put down.
Wow no lie that is quite interesting 🤔
23:11 as a Polish woman I'm sorry you had to watch this.
They screamed: "we demand a clean country" - whatever that means.
I thought it was a feminist remake of west side story.
It seem like a complete staged up thing, practiced nonetheless. Pozdrawiam :)
If your Polish, then educate yourself, or are you just polish speaking?
That's a demonstration against the tyrany of the former goverment in Poland, and the opression they have been living under for many years now. Where they became a paria in Europe, like Hungary today, roling back womens rights, undermining the legal system and so on.
Using this as a "funny" meme, just goes to show.....😀
And no, not offended or anything, just tired😞
They literally said “we demand a clean country” (I’m polish). I have no idea what is going on and I’m curious.
@@kubasz.1351 clean as in getting rid of the demagogs, the ultra conservative peoble who tried to take away abortion, rewoking womens right to voting (oh yeah! That was in the pipeline!) etc.
The appliance installer was probably pissed off that she couldn’t even be bothered to empty the cupboard & expected him too.
Good work my man 👏🏻
So I work in a small town, our school hosts a thing called Donkey Basketball.. They put rubber shoes on donkeys, they get them on the high school court and people ride them while playing basketball.. PETA called our superintendent and told him that it was cruelty to the donkeys, that we needed to stop, he told them no and offered them free tickets to the next game 😂🤣😂
Haha that sounds fun and the donkeys probably look forward to that all year (as long as some 300lb person doesn’t try to get on them lol)
Had this in my high school
A college near me does the same thing!
I played in high school. The only sport i actually enjoyed. Fun and hilarious 😂
Omg wait this is a thing … I have to ask where y’all live !? State is fine no need for town or city name bc it’s understandably to many crazies out there
Tyler just proved that women completely correct about how to start a conversation with a man. All while we are all waiting patiently for him to finish and show the next clip. LMBO!
I genuinely thought about while he was talking about I cant decided now if you add outerspace to the mix it's a toss up between space cowboy or space pirate. Sorry for the paragraph lol
Pirate. All day. For obvious reasons. @@babblingbull8392
@@babblingbull8392 You are dumped already. After just one paragraph.
poor Meghan had to edit out about 3 hours of video of Tyler discussing pirates vs samurais vs cowboy life.
@@lynoxberry1507 is it my poor grahmar 😉 🤣
'I've always not liked flying...'
Says the man from the Air Force! 😂
When I joined the USAF, I told the recruiter I hated bugs and flying.
Him “Bugs, sure, but you DO realize you’re joining the Air Force, right?”
He was ground support in some capacity. Forget which (I think he said he was medical staff?).
I was hoping the guy watching the breakup at the bus station would have slid up beside her and said "SUP!"
What the plumber is saying is: "move your crap, I'm not here to clean your cabinet".
Also: Excuse me? A fridge? that's a dishwasher hose.
I thought it was just common knowledge and a straight up courtesy of o clean out the cabinet for the plumber.
My last plumber even thanked me. I was just like "Why would I not, though?".
Anyone with any knowledge about plumbing AT ALL knows that is a hose to the ice maker in the fridge. Duh.
@@edwardcook2973 My ice maker is hooked up to the ice maker valve in the wall next to the fridge, with a quarter inch poly, not a 3/8 braided hose from under the cabinet. But I don't know anything AT ALL. (I know you're joking)
@@James_BeeI wish more people were like you. Thank you for your service 🫡
Just the fact that she thought she was going to have to unhook a hose to fix the problem says all you need to know.
"As a pirate, you're the bad guy... but you do get treasure!" LOL
Is that how politicians justify their actions?
Definitely how police view it
As a pirate, I'm not the bad guy, I'm just redistributing taxes to local businesses.
Nah, they say they do it for their family. Makes them feel all fuzzy inside to provide all those shiny things to their kids. Even if it did break the peon's banks.
@@williammcleroy558 ever notice how it's always the officers kids that are the worst behaved and entitled ones?
Plenty of vids too.
Yes we all have our faults, but really for "sheriff's son blacked out with 30 bags of various drugs wrecks car" there are, I astounding. Our whole system is a mess.
@@mikem1457 Yup. Seems the high school popularity contests just evolve into real life. They get a free pass still....
That response to PETA was from Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction.
What a sick fuck to hate animals that much. Who laughs about torturing animals?
The women yelling at each other... Zombie Karens😂😂
Did you notice we found Wally's sister as the ref😂
Going back to look
OH there was 1 maren (male Karen) there
My husband immediately said Samurai! Hates being cold, wet, and gets seasick. Has a respectful fear of horses. Good to know. 😅
Samurai rode horses. He's effed.
@@patrickhenry8425 🤣 Oh No!
Please send him my condolences @@lmrm7900
It snows in Japan.
You don’t have a husband….you have a wife
JK ✌️
Girl Scout shrinkflation has been in effect since about 2015. Yes the boxes are smaller and the inside trays are bigger holding less cookies.
And now they are 6$ a box!
And the names are woker
And the cookies have no mint taste.
Dollar General has generic mint and coconut cookies that taste just like the Girl Scout versions for a couple of bucks.
@@katherinejohnson1381 $6 on California
Pirate, cowboy, or samurai?
Ok. She got us.
She's right
She was right. Clearly, a great conversation starter.
Sink lady was probably looking over the plumber's shoulder telling him how to do his job.
That & she didn't clean out under the sink either.
To the reading dad, bravo! That boy will have a great life. Read to your kids/grandkids.
I read to both my kids from infacy on, and they have read to their kids every night. I passed on all their childhood books to them. My oldest grandson who is 8 loves to read and has been reading to his two younger brothers for a couple of years.
It’s one of the things I look forward to in life myself. Both in teaching them to read, and sharing with them the awesomeness and epic grand tales of novels from BEFORE a certain corporation bought it all up and injected wholeness into every facet of it…
The girl with the "bucket'o'ranch" has hoop earrings. LMAO 🤣🤣
I would def go on a second date with that southern belle 😂
🤣🤣🤣
If she guzzles the ranch she will guzzle the………
My first thought was do you want any food with that ranch?😂
Those Polish women looked like they were about to stop and peck some corn off of the ground any minute.
bok bok bok bkaww
😂🐔
I grew up on a working farm, had horses, rode them to gather cattle, wore a gun, hat, boots, Lasso'd. Cowboy: been there, done that.
"...I don't like flying..."
said person that served in Air Force
You do realize that very few air force jobs are on airplanes, right?
@@sleepinggiant4062 Yes, I know.
It was just a joke, relax.
Best one-liner in today's show :
" I'm ready for the asteroid ! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kids whose parents read to them regularly will become fantastic readers. READ TO YOUR KIDS AT ANY AGE
I read to my kids every day I'am 95
i took 100 words out of Dr Seuss books. made flash cards, so she could sight read them. I'd introduce words in the book. Then, read it to her. Next book, review sight words, back to last book. 100 sight words.. in Preschool. Reading before Age 3. Tested later and has 145 IQ. Parents teach the kids.
* When my daughter was 2y and 4mo ( pls ASL 30 words)
The last part with the women screaming at each other 😂😂😂😂...I thought that it was going to be a great fight scene 😂😂😂
HOA MEETING 😂😂😂
that was the OK State Superintendent of Public Instruction, Ryan Walters
When Zed began his discussion of cowboy/ pirate/ samurai…….i was surprised by his depth of thought ….his expression of the nuances ….the pros and cons of each potential choice. There is a philosophical sophistication to him that we need to recognize and appreciate. This is an example of an Airforce veterans complicated view of the world and its choices. Semper Fidelis Dave in Omaha
You his agent?
@@robertoseveno my statement is sarcasm, Roberto.
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5:18 These days pirates either storm oil tankers or sit in Congress.
8:35 It's not certain to grow back in, either....
Lmao. They do sit in congress. On both sides of the aisle. Noice.
Look up Barbary pirates. The worst.
@@VladTepes-SaviorofEurope-mw4uymy husband made me
Soo, that whole stick clip really just tells us that men and dogs have a lot in common with the things they enjoy.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking it would make a good curtain rod.
You can make a spear from a stick. Men have instincts that help them survive.
@@lizbrown7232 Hahaha, I hadn't thought of that idea. 😂
Guys, the samurai is the only choice. Those guys BATHED. Cowboys and pirates (sailors, in general) had to go weeks and often months without an access to any kind of bathing facility, with pirates also being confounded to a ship and cowboys smelling like cow ding.
So sweet picturing Tyler out looking for sticks with his little girl :)
The Oklahoma Goverernor has BIG BRASS BALLS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WAY TO GO! 👍
4:23 - 5:22 OMG Zed, she didn't even ask you and you are proving her right; LMAO LMAO
Yeah. That was the joke...
yeah I know@@patrickhenry8425
Pirate ...
For all the "booty" .... 😂
Yeah,ship filled with men.
Lots of opportunities.
@@SaycoRa
Lame ...
@@claycopopo TY
Why do you people have to make everything sexual? Are you trying to be cute or clever? Anyways, these lame attempts usually fall flat.
the plumber that put the supply through the dish soap handle--hello-you should have cleared out everything under the sink. Make the job easier for your contractor! You deserved that prank.
That should have been out of his way. They called him. He was being petty.
"Women can do anything men can do" Not always. My wife usually does not laugh at my crude jokes so I was surprised to get a laugh out of her a few weeks ago. The Miley Cyrus song "Flowers" was on and when Miley sang the line "write my name in the sand", I said "Yes, but can you write your name in the snow?" Guys know what that is.
That pickle clip reminded me of being at the store with my mother, looking at the dried fruit. She saw a bag that said, "Dried Plums," and she said, "Dried plums, what a great idea! Why hasn't anyone ever done that before?" I laughed my head off as I pointed to the bag of prunes right next to the 'dried plums.' She finally got it and laughed embarrassingly. We still talk about that.
Plumber probably wanted you to remove everything from under the sink.
definitely felt that one
First time I’ve ever read the comments-they’re just as entertaining as the show! 🍿🍿
Come on now! I'm a 70 year old grandma. I collect small to medium sized tree branches on my walks around the neighborhood. People look at me like I'm nuts, but I'll be the one who can cook on my firepit when the power goes out! That's what I'm talkin' about!
Tyler: "Why is this video so long?"
Also Tyler: "Let me spend 10 minutes debating the merits of being a cowboy, samurai or pirate."
I think it may be portraying “West Side Story”, women’s version 😂😂
Lol, I was going to say that. Great minds.
12:50 What made the workman mad enough to do this? It was that you left all that shit under the sink. Clean that area up if you're going to have somebody going to work down there.
"Clean the area if you want someone to work down there" is good advice for both appliances and dating.
"Clean that area..." That's what she said
23:41 I've seen cats do this before I think they're about to start fighting
That's why 30 years as a mechanic I refused to grow my beard or hair long. I worked on diesel engines.. they will pull your head into the whole works. Just not worth it. Glad this guy got by with just a cordless drill.
Love your videos... keep it up!
He’s lucky he got off with just a “waxing” of sorts and not a degloved cheek 😬
"He's laying on the floor all Family Guy'd" absolutely sent me.
The lady with the tub of ranch is my dream girl
He was an A$$$ for recording during his first date and his reaction was like. I have to pay extra for that😣
Lol 😂 there's hope for me yet! 😂❤
Wow! Superintendent Ryan Walters is based!
Last one looks like a new version of West Side Story!
9:34 - My son (12 years old) has been finding random things at recess lately and bringing them home from school. Yesterday he came strolling to the van with a stick nearly as long as he is tall. 😆 (And yes, I let him keep it, because it's a good stick. 🤣)
2:45 I do feel bad for her though. She is being used; used by unhinged enviornmental cases, and even by her own parents. THEY are the ones who have stolen her childhood. What sort of miserable human being hides behind a child with Aspergers; using her as a human shield from criticism???
Never worked a day in her life and is probably worth millions.
@@rogerwilcojr , True, but at what cost?
The reason the installer ran the hose through your dish soap is because you left all that shit under your sink, knowing full well someone was coming to install an appliance.
Zed, the last one is how you know the zombie apocalypse has begun... Lolol... Great one dude!
Less 'Thin Mints' in each package and in a smaller box plus $1.00 increase here in Missouri at $6.00 per box = 'Shrinkflation'.
One of the best shows ever is British. An Idiot Abroad. Funniest thing I've ever watched.
And yeah, the Oklahoma clip, PERFECT!!!🤣🤣🤣
Thats not the Governor by the way.
@michaelmapes4119 I didn't ask but neat 😁. It's a principle thing.
Was looking for my fellow plumber comments about that dish soap bottle 😂 Petty!!
12:57 Cutting open the handle of that container would probably be much quicker. As well as cheaper, if you can't unplug the pipe (more like a hose) yourself.
Cowboy: great steak!
Samurai: raw fish
Pirate: maggoty rations at sea.
The one @3:48 the second guard needs one as well. Did you see him jump and a bit of parkour
18:39 let me in on the joke
Apparently he resembles jeffrey dahmer
Just listened to your book on Audible, I loved it. I cried a bit and laughed at your lack of allergies. Thanks for sharing your story.
Ngl I would not care that my wife was laughing at that shank. The fact that she is on the course is all the support I would need
"Go Dog, Go" was one of my favorites.
TIP;;; In Dollar General,,, Clover Valley makes cookies very similar to Girl Scout Cookies for about 65% less!! And you can get them more than once a year!
Agreed, yum!
the book guy brought back memories of me reading the exact same books to my little guys!
Stick seems like random teenage trophy: some in my group included a kerb stone, traffic cones & speed signs. As well as sticks. Lol.
9:35 Epic stick find! I lost it! 😂😂😂
I love watching your videos when I’m getting ready for bed. This neutralizes all the horseshit of the day.
Go Dog Go ! is a classic.
I feel the pain of the beard guy. I Was using a wire cup brush and my beard got wrapped up. Luckily I stopped fast enough and only lost a few hairs. That must have HURT.
Tyler talking about getting hit by shrinkflation in the girl scout cookies just sounds like a getting hit in the nuts joke...actually made me laugh
if the guy who installed your fridge asked you to empty out the area underneath your sink so he could run lines then this is kinda on you - also the level of your dishsoap looks low enough that you could cut the handle up high and remove it carefully and transfer it to another container
the logical solution instead of emotional support .... very true!!!
I have a big pile of sticks I've been collecting😂 I'm going to make a whimsical fence around my garden😊
the two things i always look for in tyler's video are 1) is from a foreign country and 2) is the steering wheel on the wrong side - it allows me to think that these dummies are from other places
7:17. I've never wanted to steal food from strangers before, but I got the urge to stand there and take one fry at a time until they take those headsets off to find out where all their fries had gone.
9:34 “YES! YES! Epic stick find dude!”
Tyler took 10 minutes trying to decide between Pirate, Cowboy or Samurai.
My nephew is one, and went through a phase of having a melt down every time he went inside the house and his mom wouldn’t let him bring his stick collection in.
6:30 My dad was a firefighter in california back in the 80-90s. He would have to carry a log over to split into quarters to make rails when they were cutting a fire line. Then 2 of the female firefighters would pick up 1 rail. They complained about how much they had to lift while doing 1/8th the work he did, then tell the male firefighters off that they were just as strong/good or better. My dad also did martial arts in his youth at a Dojo with 3 black belts running it(Sensei and his wife plus their daughter). The female black belts would not spar with a male less than 2 belts below them, as a skilled male opponent could cause them physical injury unintentionally in a spar. These were women with multiple competition trophies but they could hurt themselves just hitting a guy wrong.
My granddaughter is 5 and 1/2 and she read me almost the whole book "Love You Forever" by Robert Munch!! Her mom must have read her that book hundreds of times. I was speechless (which doesn't happen often). She can also read the pre-primer, the primer, and some of the Grade 1 sight word list
The Women vocalizing is like the Māori men do when their relatives come home or are leaving on a voyage. It’s called a “haka”. It was also used to scare other warriors.
It’s a New Zealand tradition. Google explains it better.
Love your show, keep doing you ❤️❤️
yeah they should leave it to the men. they look idiotic
Dog knew who America's enemy is! 😂
The ladies were trying to do a Haka!
Why do I vacuum behind the fridge? I have dogs and the shed hair collects back there. If I don't vacuum, the fridge eventually overheats and shuts down. And being a $3,000 fridge (and a scratch & dent floor sample at that!), I prefer to not have to repair it. It has a Sears extended warranty, but they don't exist anymore.
On another side note, "Pirate, Cowboy, Ninja" is actually an alternative form of "Rock, Paper, Scissors".
Those women in Poland are what would happen if Netflix did a reboot of West Side Story.
23:45 the hens have come out to roost! 😂
5:23 he was trying go Super Saiyan 3😂
This is by far one of the funniest episodes you've ever done!!
That part with the sink problem will also have a problem with the dishwasher drain line
It's going into the "u" of the pea trap.
Not a good move....
The dude yelling with the 1/2 round house at the end...
He is my new spirit animal for the month of March.