She explains why liberal men are not attractive | TRY NOT TO LAUGH
Вставка
- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Try not to laugh. #tiktok #laughyoulose #trynottolaugh
ZED20 for 20% on flags oldgloryrustic...
Thank you for all of your amazing comments about my book. Hope anyone who still plans on reading it enjoys. If you'd like to read here are the links: www.barnesandn...
Order on Amazon: www.amazon.com...
Signed Hardcover Books - premierecollec...
Watch this week's deleted scenes in the bonus video! • New conspiracy just dr...
FAIR USE NOTICE
This video may contain copyrighted material; the use of which has not been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available for the purposes of criticism, comment, review and news reporting which constitute the fair use of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. Not withstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work for purposes such as criticism, comment, review and news reporting is not an infringement of copyright.
ZED20 for 20% on flags oldgloryrusticsignco.com
Good Mernin Tyler and Crew! 😁
Can we stop commenting as soon as possible if we have absolutely nothing to add to them?
@@captainspence6326 I like turtles.
cheese is good till it molds, dries out, or gets slimy
9:44 Cheese is not spoiled unless it's moldy or completely dried out. It doesn't matter how long it's been open, or even what date is on the package.
If I found out my wife had been married 8 times and never told me, I’d check to see if a bunch of them had died under mysterious circumstances.
I think there are a lot of questions that need answered😅
After signing a brand-new life insurance policy.
My x is going on her 4th, and I the 2nd, first one is a woman now, then the 3 was a kid and now, but back then I got the kids, and she hates that but now go see your mom, if you want, I don't and when I die she not coming and my flag would go to my kids, x army
☝️ A word puzzle?
@@spikespa5208 Agatha Christie genealogy mystery
I like it when Netflix categorises by race or lgbt , it’s saves time scrolling past stuff
Exactly 😂
Yes😂❤🎉🎉
yes, but you should not have netflix on the god's year 2024, past 5 yrs there has been almost zero good new shows, saves money and time to just get it from the high seas, it is justified in my books since why would i give money to people who openly hate me and discriminates against people like me
Same with stores too
@@nahkaboltsi6315 Might I recommend Alice in Borderlands. It's not made in the US which is probably why it's pretty good and may check off a majority of everyone's boxes for a good show.
"Your ass is grass, and your drill instructor is the lawnmower."
-- Tyler Zed 2024
when I was in the Army, we would have flipped the port-a-potty over and locked you in.
What I want to know is why there were two in the second stall? I know, don't ask don't tell, but still not sure that would be a good idea.😅😂
Impromptu cs desensitivity training
Stalls at boot camp ......talk about pansy now adays😢 oh right it's the AIRFORCE😂
Tyler wasn’t even in the army though. His drill instructor probably spent more time trying to get him into the sack and that would’ve been the only hard part about the bloke.
Married 8 times, widowed 8 times. To the current husband, RUN !!!!!!! 😂
The 8 prior marriages was a small red flag.
That he only found out about it when a credit check was run on her, HUGE red flag.
@@danielhall6477Irreconcilable differences, they both wanted the other party dead! 🤣
@@danielhall6477 8 divorces a small red flag?? 😂😂
I got married to the widow next door, she'd been married 7 times before . . .
@@dugroz what makes you think number 8 is not going to end just like the other 7 did?😂jeez, oh well, i would say gool luck, but you deserve it honestly
When I was a kid, we were on the escalator at JC Penny's and I fooled around and got my entire shoe caught. My white canvas shoe ripped and what was left was marked up with dirt and oil. Let me also mention, it was the beginning of a long day of mall shopping planned by my now pissed mother. She begrudgingly bought me a new pair of shoes and bestowed upon me an escalator etiquette lecture fit for a special needs class of toddlers.
But did you learn your lesson?
@@bambix1982 sure did!
Rightfully so
Back in the late 70's whenever we went to the mall I had a grandmother that would tell me that if I stepped onto the escalator wearing sneakers that I would stick to the escalator and get sucked under. The jokes on her she's long gone and I'm still here.
Grandma with the picture as a screenshot doesn't surprise me at all. She's still wearing a mask at her own home.
Outside!
@@purplelove392 ahahaha very true
She's "wearing" a mask like it's a neck beard. 🙄
😂 Weird coincidence for me. When I was getting semi-dressed into my around-the-house clothes, I guess I grabbed my cloth mask that I still have around for putting in my back pocket if I'm going to a doctor's appt (or any other place that's still waffling on the "mask/no mask needed" BS) and apparently I put the damn thing on and didn't notice it until a half an hour later 🤔 Caused me to simultaneously laugh at, and curse myself for being an idiot. Old age is creeping up on my brains man!
No civilized discussions with liberals…………….100%
Reopen the asylums
I agree, but considering leftist dems run everything including the medical world, they would start putting us in there.
They are open with plenty of vacancy.
It was your hero Reagan who closed them, because "government spending bad" while he increased military budget and sent jobs overseas.
@@usarmyveteran177 *Restock the asylums 😁
and "Never return to Gotham!"
Bring back Labotomies!
"Let's have a civilized discussion - Liberals:" - I laughed so hard my eyes waters with tears. 🤣🤣🤣
Should have added “without sounding like a Velociraptor in heat.” 👀
That meme nailed it.
I will be sharing that to my liberal pages I join to convert as many as possible to our side🤗
Was not expecting the Australian representation...!
I remember seeing the original clip.
I don't think it's "to make you buy more" but....I think companies use very conservative "expiration" dates to help avoid lawsuits with the side benefit of getting some people to buy more.
One of my friends' dad has been married to his 8th wife for about 15 years.
I said, "I guess he finally found the right one."
He replied, "Nah, he's just tired."
Shredded cheese molds soon after opening. That's why I shred my own cheese. If a block of cheese molds, you can just cut off the moldy part. You can't do that with shredded cheese. Also, the shredded cheese is coated with something to keep it from sticking. I don't like it. Freshly shredded cheese is nothing but cheese and tastes a lot better.
It's a prescription for your eyes😮 you are so smart. Never eat that that stuff 👍
Yup
That is good advice I was thinking about that I think they used a modified cornstarch to keep it from sticking
freshly shredded cheese hits different and its so good.
Never forget the moment I cut the cheese and liked it a lot!
Those fresh cheese wheels taste so good… I’ve never had cheese taste that amazing, just by randomly slicing it with a simple metal cheese slicer. I’m thinking about that wheel of cheese I had December 24, 2022 at a rich party, I kind was invited too..my dinner was mostly cheese that night. I’ll never forget cutting that cheese. 😂
If you're on a 2.5 mortgage and you want extra space, buy a shed😂
Sell sell sell move to a state that is American not Democratic rates
Or put up a granny flat in the backyard.
Joe Biden -"my butts been wiped"
Best comment ever
😂 Okay cool, but...🤔 *DID YOU WASH YO ASS TODAYYY*
Cheese doesn't go bad 3-5 days after opening. That's just a way for the companies to protect themselves. Cheese can last for weeks after opening and only when there's visible mold or moldy smell is it bad.
Cheese itself was a way to preserve raw milk before refrigeration
I don't disagree. However, traditional cheese had a crust or was coated with wax. It wasn't quite the petri dish that ready grated or 2mm slices are.
Old cheeses were also aged. The cheeses you get in slices are either not aged or "aged" while in shipping or waiting to be shipped. The result is something that is not hardy enough to survive any contamination and must be kept at modern refridgeration temperatures rather than just in a cooler.
If a block of cheese was contaminated, you could scrape the edge, and the rest of the block was good, but when it's a slice, there isn't a way to salvage the rest.
Edit: Pre-shredded cheese often has an anticaking coating and filler in it, making it hold moisture and mold faster than whole blocks of cheese will.
Tyler: "the Golden rule; treat others as you want to be treated "
Also Tyler: "PUT GUM IN HER HAIR!"
If its me behind her, she will be lucky if it's gum I put in her hair.
Yeah the gum thing was effed up. I grew up with both parents doing hair. I would sometimes go to sleep with gum in my mouth and wake up to my beautiful young blonde hair entagled in a mass cause of the gum and it took 2-3 hrs to get it out without cutting it. She should be charged with Battery. How about tapping her on the shoulder and saying hi, your hair is blocking my screen?
Which is the flaw in that dumbass saying.
The girl is being disrespectful by putting her hair behind her seat, so by the logic of that saying, she needs to be treated disrespectfully
That's how I/he would deserve to be treated if we were rude enough to do that.
@@ravinhud4979 wouldn't have happened if she kept her damn hair on her side of the seat. imagen if the person behind you put their hairy feet over the seat to your side..
5:40
that husband needs to RUN... 1 divorce or even 2 is one thing, but EIGHT??? there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with that lady. Even Elizabeth Taylor only got married 5 times... and twice to the same person, so really only 4 time... he should definitely NOT be getting a house with her... she can't comit to anything..
She owns seven houses…go figure
I'd start checking into how many are still living. 😮
I immediately said run. 8 says she’s a black widow or just a horrible woman.
He never thought about her having 7 cars, $50,000 bank account,…..
you been married 8 times ?.....its not them, its you
You know she's got issues, she's wearing a mask outside.
Its crazy, I live in Spain, it was probably the worse country to live in during covid. But you see absolutely no one wearing a mask. I go to visit America couple months ago, and see so many people wearing mask in Tennessee. 🤦🏽♀️
To be fair some nurse just don't have energy left to take it off
To the lady who got her shoe laces stuck in the escalator.... Tie your shoes !!!!
To be honest I'd bet ya $5 she probably doesn't know how!!! LOL. Sad as it is I'd say I have better than 50/50 odds on that bet. 😂👍😎
Good thing you guys signed Taylor Swift this year, huh? No pretense there, as soon as it happened, we all knew there was no way Goddell was going to allow them to not "win".
ill call that one a bs set up for likes. that lace would be sucked in with the shoe if it was legit.
Laces do come undone.
I remember when nothing had an expiration date, you used your nose, eyes, and sometimes your taste buds to know if something was "bad."
And you didn’t have to peel thru several layers of plastic to get the package open
Or you use your kids.. "honey taste this"
Yup, back when judges wouldn't take cases that were dumb... 😂
Okay but how do you know if saurkraut (?) is bad?
In the 90s we were eating food from the 70s compo rations on exercises. The sausages were great, Biscuits brown, could survive the end of the world, even hot water couldn't break them down.
When I get a spam call, I put on my weak old lady voice, sweetly say “hold on a minute, Dearie, I’m up on a ladder, let me just…oh, OH- OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” (Screech, bang the phone on the floor, dead silence.)
How do you bang your phone without breaking it? Just curious
@@Jayqs98 ….i still have a bunch of regular plastic plug in the wall phones, because when the power went out, the phone lines still worked and you could call for help if you needed it. Now when the power goes out, the phones go out too. That’s why they want to make everything electric. Then they can literally turn your life off if you don’t cooperate.
This summer my youngest brother was getting married so we had a bit of a family reunion. We all live thousands of kilometres away from one another. I found out my brother who lives 12 000 plus kilometres away from me watches Zeducation, as do I. Bringing family together who are separated by distance Zed.
Now what's that in Freedom Units?
Protect your children.
Boycott Doritos.
Some people are believing the MSM narrative pretty strongly. I had a co-worker send me the article about this and said "I can't believe people care if somebody wears a dress". SMH
Shouldn't have been eating that garbage anyway
Sometimes I talk about a brand while my phone is next to me and when I watch youtube I get an ad of that same brand I've been talking about, not even searching for that brand product on internet. Phones are listening to us all the time.
@@XDWX
I agree!
I don't know if this is a coincidence, but a couple months ago, my laptop was on and I picked up my guitar, picked a few minutes, hung it back up, and the next time I got on line, guitar-themed ads, any thoughts?@@PaulTC777
My husband has three Cs. Christian, conservative, and Caribbean. I am truly blessed. We celebrate 18 years this May. ☺️
I hope youre 'caribbean' as well
@@millsrickman7703 Sorry to disappoint you.
@@elisabethmorning3735 then that speaks volumes
@millsrickman7703 No it doesn’t, lol what? Are you ok? What you said speak volumes about you
Went into a store earlier to buy some fresh snacks and i told my husband not worth the money in the politest way and footed it, told my five year old that it wasn't that fresh, it was about to start raining cat's and dogs so bacon and scrambled eggs (i always fry my eggs in the bacon fat for obvious reasons and add some paprika, chilli powder, salt and ground pepper, and of course a tbsp of cream cheese, again for obvious reasons) it was yummy! 😋
I know how hard my husband works to provide for us, why should i keep asking him for money? He always reminds me that he is willing to buy whatever i want, well why should I take advantage of his kindness? I love cooking, literally the best part of my day, so im not a slave i enjoy being a housewife, i do not complain like some, before you come at me just know that i am a mother of 4 boys, a home is not meant to be perfect, so stop stressing about perfection no such thing on earth. Perfection is only found in Jesus. Be kind to others even if they actually need a slap over the head to factory reset, 😂 Even us Greek Christian orthodox have a sense of humour God gave us laughter and joy, so stop glitching on material stuff that doesn't really matter, oh and one last thing, that Stanley cup trend is WAY out of hand, it needs to STOP! It's not healthy, because none of those contain water, Us women don't drink that much water, we are like camels, we carry our water on our hips as fat... 😂
May I come over, I am onboard with bacon and the eggs being fried in the fat. i like medium runny eggs.
I think it is called over medium
@@ravinhud4979 it will be a long trip, i live in Cyprus, literally on the other side of the globe, like y'all probably live here 🌎, i live 🌍 just above the African continent. Cyprus is a Greek speaking former British colony island with a long history, just like Greece.
So, you "forgot" to tell me, you were married 8 times? Yeah, I just forgot how to sign a contract. We're done here.
THANK YOU!!!! Stop telling me it's "Black Excellence" if it doesn't say what it's about!
I knew someone who wore one of those badges that said “I’m black excellence” They were an unemployed single mother of 3 on benefits who did online tarot readings 😂😂😂😂 excellence at its highest.
@@theghostofsabertache9049 Oh my -- I'm just imagining the abolitionists and civil rights leaders just rolling in their graves.
Right? I hate that it's an entire category lol.
Calling the accomplishments of a certain group as "excellence" feels too much like how we all cheer extra hard at the special Olympics, not because they are the best, but because they will never be the best but we still want them to feel good about their effort.
I think it's too patronizing to apply this additude to any particular race.
In fact if my race was treated like that I'd be insulted.
@zanleekain117 I make that point often, and that includes in the face of the blacks in my family... to be exact, the liberal black women that are starting college, they left being cool to.chill with, and returned angry, fat, and insufferable
Haven't you noticed that as the families became smaller the houses became bigger.
I grew up with 8 siblings in a 1300 sqft house. We learned to get along.
When my wife got pregnant our cats strangely ran away with the coyotes. Made my life easier
9:00 - Yes and that's why you buy a block of cheese and a cheese grater and stop waisting money
Cheese goes bad when exposed to air and if it is in a block you can cut off the surface when it goes bad ( throw it if it gets stuff growing on it )
Bro ruined the Bday for the kiddos, but made it HILARIOUS for the adults stuck attending a toddlers birthday..
KUDOS DAD!
That party will forever be known as the day The Hulk fell 😅
That why at the Disney parks there is some one to help navigate the character around
In the name of all that is holy and righteous, please, never, EVER refer to children as "kiddos". It is so beyond obnoxious.
I think the kiddos enjoyed the toppling of The Hulk too. :)
I’m hoping that dude was 8 beers in
HULK SMASHED!!!
I'm Henery the Eighth, I am
Henery the Eighth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And everyone was a Henery (Henery)
She wouldn't have Willie or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henery
Henery the Eighth, I am!
By Herman's Hermits
Thank you for getting that song stuck in my head. 😂
My husband is a Christian, Conservative, born & raised in Dallas, but not a Cowboy, doesn't even watch football nor own a pair of boots, he does have the hairy chest going on though! We celebrate 24 years of marriage in July!💜💒✝🇺🇸
Congrats
Congrats
God bless. My birthday is the 4th. Good stuff in July. Lol.😊
Wow 24 years married! Congratulations. That’s definitely something to be proud of. My husband and I got married 16 years ago and 17 years this April. I’m happy for you guys.
Your mistake was thinking Dallas was a part of Texas. Glad it worked out despite the odds though.
My home was built in 1925 and upstairs is a black rotary dial phone hung on the wall. Me being born in 1977 grew up with a tanish colored phone with a 100ft cord😂. It’s not connected but we left the phone on the wall. Might need it after the grid fails.
@21:40 that house was DEFINITELY built by a computer engineer. I could only DREAM of having those outlets.
Des, Ty, Zed, I bought your book for my wife and she finished it within 24 hrs. Couldn't put it down. Thank you for your story. ❤️
Especially has a ton of respect for Deev and his story.
She relates to many aspects and parallels from her life. 🙏
The one mocking democrats for the border crisis being Trumps fault was spot on.
It's an election year.
To the lady with all the outlets - Congratulations. You bought a "grow house". The previous owners were running a marijuana farming operation. The outlets were for the grow lights. If I were you, I'd get an extremely qualifies electrician in there immediately before that house burns down. Most of the time, those grow houses are so unsafely and non-code compliant, they go up like dry grass.
my though was "why are they all upside down?"
I was wondering what electrician would *want* to install those every 2 feet. That's a good point, probably wasn't an electrician that did it.
@@carmeltabbyif the room had 2 or 3 circuits running, it would be just fine.
@@jp-ty1vd That really depends on the lines' capacities. Just because you split distribution over 19 circuits doesn't mean the total drawn power goes down or that the load on any one of them isn't too much.
@@dawnfire82 a normal house usually has 100-200 amp capacity and can have as much as 400. If each circuit has the proper gauge wire and breaker amperage, all is fine.
My house was built in the 70s.. You should see the lengths we go to to get things plugged in around here... Power strips.. had to run extra wires to our outside breaker box to add more receptacles. And the kitchen we had to run conduit to add new receptacles!! Guess there wasn't that many things electrical that were used back then. And in many cases we still don't have enough!!
Mine was deeded in 1923, but built much earlier. I still have the original deed. Even after tons of work been done over the decades, you're lucky to have an insulated wire in the house. The plaster walls with old, sealed gas lines for lights. It's a real nightmare.
The lady at the end described my man perfectly 😂 the hat, the mustache, the flannel shirt, the jeans with a tooled leather belt, the boots, and to top it off: a glass of whiskey and cigar. Now he just needs some cows.
I once fell a sleep on a little folding stool, with my feet extended, a radio in my lap, and live fire exercise going outside the tent I was sleeping in, and all I got for it was compliments from the Lt. for my ability to sleep like that.
I've fallen asleep on a route march.
@@JayM409 - Who carried you?
I had a cousin who was in Nam and slept thru a motor attach.
Screw the 3 to 5 days and the dates. I'm not throwing that cheese out till I see mold. I'm 64 and it hasn't killed me yet!
Its contains anti clumpping agent in shredded cheese that is really bad for you
After I see mold, I scrape it off and make my sandwich. Growing up I would ask mom if the milk was still. She would answer with," smell it." I still don't know what bad milk smells like. If it glops while pouring it or tastes nasty, I assume it's bad, so I put it back in the refrigerator. I don't feel qualified to make the decision to throw it out.
@@dshawgo Why do you put it back in the fridge?
@@dshawgothey call it sour milk for a reason. It smells sour. Like sour cream. If you have seen chunky milk you should know what it smells like. That's well past the sour point. And if it's got chunks in it it's definitely bad and you don't need a second opinion.
It's not that it goes bad in 3 to 5 days, but once opened it does start losing it's flavor as starts to dry out.
Sour cream is already soured cream. It's not bad unless it molds or you buy the kind with all the extra junk in it.
Sour cream is soured in a controlled environment
Blue cheese entered the chat😂
Don't the holes in Swiss cheese come from mold?
14:17 For SPAM callers, I pulled up a "Pig Latin" translation site, entered common statements
Copy & pasted into Word, printed
Now, I get to annoy them! 🤣🤣
I have a landline because I don't get good cellular service where I live (rural) & if they drop an EMP, cell service will be caput, but I will have my landline.
The labeling is mad. I recently bought walnuts and the packet stated " WARNING This product may contain traces of nuts."
Traces, this shrinkflation is going out of hand!
@@URMyNewTV
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Darwins😂😂😂
The 'use by' date is if the goods are un-opened. Anyway, once I have opened something like shredded cheese I keep it in the freezer
15:34
it's good to have a cheap landline phone in your home. no frills, no extras, just a line to be able to dial out.
1. you can give out your landline number to people you don't want to call you and just turn the ringer off so you don't have to answer or be annoyed by the ringing.
2. when the power goes out, the phone will still work, even if your cell or cell towers are dead.
3. it also isn't 'voice over ip', so again, you don't have to worry about power. (unless you get that feature, which I advise against it)
4. even if you cell breaks, you're landline will still work.
5. cell towers/systems can easily be overwhelmed in an emergency, but the landline system is rarely used today, so you can easily make a call and get through, especially to other landlines (like emergency services)
6. you can use it to dial your phone to have it ring whenever you misplace it.
The #1 should be. Dial 911 and put the phone down. They still know where you are calling from, while you are dealing with the emergency.
I still have a landline. It is NOT cheap, to the point I am ready to get rid of it and use the money for more important expenses.
The old dial phone receivers were also deadly weapons.
Cell towers have backup generators. If it gets so bad that even the cell phone towers are no longer working, that redundant landline phone isn't going to help you. And if it gets that bad what are you going to be doing with that landline phone calling grandma to talk to her about the weather, or the nuclear bomb that just went off across town.😆
Who else came to comment that was a bunch to read😂😂😂
10:07 I’m 53 and growing up, if we had cheese long enough to develop some mold, my father just cut that part of, gave it to the cats and we ate the recently scalped cheese just fine. And we had chickens and a pig at one point and they will eat anything, seriously.
Yeah cheese is fine, it's basically mold anyway. Those expiration dates are bull crap government mandated regulations. Bottled water has an expiration date because of New Jersey. Milk and chicken I don't play around with.
@@kevinhope561 we are of one accord on this 😎
I do this now.
72 here. My parents did that too. They grew up during the depression. Waste not want not. I'm frugal to a fault even today. Good parenting.
@@merryhineline7781 same, my four children learned this but the girls don’t like it 🙄😂
The bit where the mom stopped to watch her kid jump off the couch. Frickin hilarious. But we gotta keep in mind that in that moment the child feels they are flying like a superhero. So tell them they're a superhero.
Also tell them junior superheroes don't jump off anything higher than a coffee table.
@@ps200306 No way. My kid is flying. But I have a lot of mats and foam climbing stuff. A safe environment. And I don't have a coffee table because EVERY child gets a scar on their head from a coffee table. Every single one.
Children aren't superheroes, especially not if they want to be one...
@@k.r.o.369yes, but could you help a child if they had a parent that would take such advice?
@@Nowhy yall aren't even real people
You absolutely say "caramel". "Carmel" isn't a thing in England Zed. 😂
If you can eat it, it's caramel.
There is a Mount Carmel in California but that's a place, not something you can eat.
But Carmel is sticky with more than 200 roundabouts. Carmel Indiana.
I love the spam caller dad. I anwser with Fulton co sheriff's office how may I direct your call ? They hang up instantly every time.😂😂😂😂😂
I used to do that using Pennsylvania State Police, how may I direct your call. Made me laugh to hear that fast click on the other end
Happy Thursday, Tyler and crew! You bring us much joy in these perilous times! Thank you!
That kid at the fish tank is me looking for meaning in life😂
God has a sense of humor.
Then the husband finds out the other 8 previous husbands died mysteriously after buying houses.
The meaning of life is clearly stated in the Bible.
12:38 ~ oh, ha, ha. Just an FYI ~ it's technically illegal for a last-mile Amazon driver to stick your parcels into the mailbox. When I was employed there, we were told this a few times and it's part of the training on optimal locations to hide parcels. This was in 2019 before those Hub lockers became a thing so we had limited options.
One person did before me at one stop. It was wedged in one of a few mailboxes across the street from the homes (stupid choice) when I was scanning for address numbers. We were told to take a picture and send it back to the phone ops back at the warehouse but I was already told to "HURRY UP" as we're on a time limit and traffic was thicker than frozen peanut butter.
I took the initiative to run across the street and drop the package off like we're supposed to. The previous driver probably thought "f it" and did the mailbox thing. Feel free to report it to Amazon CS if that happens to you. They're not supposed to do that.
10:00 - The stamped expiration date is from the USDA, or some official opinion.
The 3-5 day, printed date, is from the Marketing Department. 👽✌️
I'm actually going to have my landlines reconnected this week. With all the trouble AT&T had last week with phones being down, I think it's a great idea to hook those bad boys back up. Even if it's just so you have peace of mind about calling 911. Fortunately for me, my house was built in 1969 & has phone jacks in every single room.....yes, even the bathrooms!!! ☺☺☺
Is it a landline or a LAN line?
I don't call 911, I call 1911.
But yeah, it's a good thing to have a landline. But not in the bathrooms, wtf you need phones in the bathroom for? lo.
Luckily, no one steals packages in my area. Outsiders don't know which homeowners are armed. I happen to know most of the homeowners in my area are armed and too old to put up with crap from anyone. So we're pretty safe here in eastern NC.
My parents still have a land line. They're in their 60's
I'm 61 and I have had a landline since my 20's.
My aunt is named Carmel and I grew up in Massachusetts, Having no letter R in our accent I still know her as Ca-Mel. Did not even think about it until I moved to the south.
10:11 fun fact…
When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store in the dairy department.
We had the fresh cheese section, one day a lady came up and said all one type of cheese was “expired”.
We took it to the back and put new labels on them.
I’m sure we weren’t the only ones.
I worked in a grocery store, I once saw the guy in the meat department do that to steak. If the steak hadn’t sold by the second expiration date, he grounded it into ground beef and put a new expiration date on it. If it still haven’t sold by the new ground beef expiration date, he put another expiration date on it.
@@DrEldersAnatomyChannel I never really thought about expiration dates until I took microbiology in college… game changer.
Also, I have watched a few of your videos, nicely done.
Are you still making content?
I've never met an attractive liberal woman.
Amen.
Classical liberals are part of today’s conservatives. Keep that in mind.
@@mbdg6810 Some learned the truth, and mended the error of their ways. Reagan and Trump were once democraps.
It's the blue hair
Cuts Botha ways if you ask me… sure no one ever set eyes on Anne widdecombe and thought “what a babe,”
When you live in a house from the 1800's you DON'T HAVE enough OUTLETS. Trust me on this one. Not to mention they can be in very strange places, Iike right in the middle of the floor. In the bedroom.....
To quote the late, great Tim Wilson: “Ya been married nine times, hell, maybe it’s you.”
My take on expiration dates: does it look bad? No, Does it smell bad? No, Does it taste bad? No, then it's probably fine, (don't apply this to chicken and so on, but most anything it works, but im only 19 so well se)
My ex-wife, “We can’t be out of money, we still have checks left”.
Back in the day, the parents would send us snipe hunting, just some dumb kids walking around the woods with a pillow case looking for something we had no idea what it was...good times good times lol
When I was young, it was other college kids giving us paper bags for the same purpose.
Buddies tried this on me in boyscouts. I already knew about snipes so after they left I snuck back to camp while they ran around the woods for an hour trying to "flush out" the snipe then another hour as they tried to find me in the woods to scare me. I was at camp listening to my Walkman and reading a book.
I've seen a liberal go from calm to crazy acting in about 7 seconds. The liberal I'm referring to is a member of my own family! Things got so bad that to keep the peace I made a rule in my house. We don't talk about politics or religion when this person is around.
Yeah, I've got one of those in my family too. Whenever they ask me on a medical questionnaire if I have any family history of mental illness, it's a real chore not mentioning him.
What about wars😂😂😂😂😂
I’ m 71 and I’ve got a couple of sisters like that. I live far away from them and don’t even know if they are still alive because it’s been over 20 years since we talked. I sure don’t loose any sleep over it. When we were in school as kids they used to try to run my life and tell me who to date and such. I started dating a girl from a neighboring town and they freaked because they couldn’t say anything about her. Typical liberal behavior.
I wouldn’t even bother inviting them over. Let them be miserable.
I have the same rule with my brother.
Not saying that I stick to the rule when ridiculously stupid shit comes over the news feed...
Just saying that we have that rule.
11:18 i went to a Metallica concert back in the day. I could only afford a ticket, no tshirt, no picture, no film, no recording. But it happened.
No need, zero, for it to be on any sort of timeline or social media of any sort but it still happened. Wow.
No one cares if you recorded yourself at a concert. It in fact means you were more concerned with yourself than the event making you less interesting than if you just had one picture.
My son kept saying hey mom you know what? over and over again. Once I answered WHAT so loud he said I forget.
Perhaps
No. He didn’t forget. You just made him wish he had not said anything in the first place.
Hilarious!
6:05 she was probably farming. Each divorce she can go full no fault and take 50% of his assets including 401k.
Jesus Mary and Joseph yes they still have copper “phone lines” internet sucks but it still works for landlines when power goes out 🤦♂️
I used tell spam callers to hold on one sec... then set the phone down and go back to what I was doing.
THAT'S actually helpful lol. Keeps them busy and NOT calling other ppl for quite a while.
Kept one guy on for over 1/2 hr 😄
Should put them on hold, dial a Chinese restaurant on another phone and sit it next to them. 😂
@@williammcleroy558 I've seen the video of a guy calling two Chinese restaurants and letting them talk...too funny! 😄
@@jaimejones3177 May be funny to have the spammer talk to them too! Haha
@@williammcleroy558 It probably would! Keep em all busy! Lol
Or you tell them “I just have to go to the bathroom I’ll be back in a minute”, then hand the phone to your kid and tell them to talk about their obsession/interest and see how long they stay on the phone for 😂 this gets bonus points as it also keeps your kid entertained and means you get out of hearing the same random fact they recently learned for the 50th time that day
21:00 ah yes my favourite part of Americanisms...
"Repeat after me... Worcestershire Sauce!" 🤔😂🤣
What's dis here sauce.
Worsh yur sister sauce
Wurster shire?
@@devydraper4166 or worse. your sister sauce.
war chester shire
Cheese is good until it’s moldy. If you throw it out before then, you are wasting money.
You have milk going bad in America?
If you throw your milk out just because it has chunks in it, then you’re wasting money. Haha!! Just kidding, but seriously, throwing cheese out after 3-5 days is a waste of money. When do you throw your cheese out?
Blue cheese just entered the chat
I remember back in the day wic used to give out Big giant cheese blocks with instructions of Just cut off any mold. I thought cheese was always good Just toss out the moldy spots.
@itsaljokes is probably the best comedian on UA-cam rn especially since he doesn’t hold back on anything
Shredded cheese....freeze it! Keeps just fine!
The last clip has restored my faith in humanity.
💕💕💕😍😍😍we see you and love it. Need more of it!!!
Nope Nope Nope. Carmel is a city by the sea. CARAMEL is candy 😅
Car MEL is the city by the sea. CAR mel is the candy.
@@lqueso2
What about CARaMEL??? HMMMM? 🤣🤣🤣
We here in New Hampshire agree however, we are unable to pronounce the letter R so we say “Fwiggin cahahmel dooood!”
@@butternutter98So nobody can pronounce butternutter?
@@ankavoskuilen1725 nope. Folks call me “buttahnuttah”
Shredded cheese goes bad faster then block cheese because the pieces are more exposed to the air once it's opened. At least block cheese you can cut off the mold on the sides but shredded cheese is so thin. But then again between my son and I, that wouldn't' last a day. Also shredded is twice the price of getting a block and grating your own.
We had a landline.. same number for almost 30 years. Finally shut it off this last year. It was 99% spam callers at that point. Anyone we actually know would call our cells, where we would actually answer.
The worst part? Changing all the programs.. like grocery points. They will not let me change that phone number. Ugh.
Just finished 'Trailer Park Parable.'. Brilliant...well done to you for what you have achieved. Some very valuable lessons to be learned from this book. Very inspiring!
A block of cheddar can keep for extended periods. You can literally cut The mold off and enjoy the part that hasn't molded.
My mom, lives next door, and gets mad about the spam calls every day for years. I told her to shut off the ringer and check the voicemail every day. She is still complaining that people ring her phone all of the time. She is convinced that if she answers and shuts them off that she is fixing the problem!
Carmel and Caramel are 2 different words basically the same different cooking process
I knew a guy who bought a house that was an old Hells Angel's house that was used as a bookie house sooner room had hundreds of phone lines in it.
I like to let spam callers listen to detailed transcripted descriptions of murder victims.
My standard for all food is that it's still good if it doesn't have mold, doesn't make me nauseous by smell, and doesn't make me sick after I eat it.
If it doesn't do those things, I'm gonna eat it.
I don't mess around with chicken or fish
@@ironmonkey1512 those are easy because they either smell bad or they don't. And you can definitely tell when they're bad.
If you think the cheese thing is a conspiracy look up the government cheese caves lol it’s worth a look
Would be hilarious if the fish was actually in the tank and they had just forgotten to take down the sign.
8 times!? That must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
"The three C's are Christian, conservative cowboy, in that order" LOVE IT. And totally agree
Hahaha, you mean your husband found out his wife was married 8 times before he married her…
That wrestling bit with the weights was great. I would watch that; it was very entertaining.
Caramel and carmel are two different things. Caramel is soft, carmel is hard.
0:26 fully fake and dumb.
I work on Escalators, newer ones should shutdown (everything working right) when something is lodged in Comb Teeth, the yellow part. Older or not well maintained ones will drag stuff into the Grinder, a Shue Lace would probably brake, but it would pull hard for a second. I once had to get a large hunk of Wedding Dresses out from inside one.
Love the mortgage rate one. We moved into our current (and last) home in 2018. We got a 2.25% on the mortgage rate. I will die in this house!
I just finished listening to Cheer Denise review your book. She did a great job and your book is amazing, I was brought to tears and at the end felt joy for your journey
Today I learned Tyler drinks "Melk" embarrassing.