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  • Try not to laugh. #tiktok #laughyoulose #trynottolaugh
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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  8 місяців тому +149

    Thank you for all of your amazing comments about my book this week. Hope anyone who still plans on reading it enjoys it. If you'd still like to read here are the links: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trailer-park-parable-tyler-zed/1143636848
    Order on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Trailer-Park-Parable-Brothers-Forgiveness/dp/B0C7P7S8VL?ref_=ast_author_dp

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@goblingoblineus928
      You do realize that she hasn't endorsed anyone for President?
      Right?

    • @Akidi0
      @Akidi0 8 місяців тому +9

      Go to your DMV with your DD214 and get veteran status on your ID / Drivers license

    • @yallhatenatediggity3838
      @yallhatenatediggity3838 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Akidi0 is it really that simple

    • @yallhatenatediggity3838
      @yallhatenatediggity3838 8 місяців тому

      I’ve had this problem for years

    • @Dust_2_Dust
      @Dust_2_Dust 8 місяців тому +1

      At 10:38 your eyes turn red like a demon. Scared the ever living hell out of me.

  • @MsKK909
    @MsKK909 8 місяців тому +251

    >What’s the most difficult job on the planet?
    >The sign language interpreter at a Joe Biden speech.

    • @nobuddy2012
      @nobuddy2012 8 місяців тому +15

      Second only to the guy who's job it is to make sure potato Joe has his pants on before he goes on stage.

    • @tonebone7449
      @tonebone7449 8 місяців тому +14

      I would think the guy that changes his diapers might disagree with you.

    • @patc4586
      @patc4586 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@nobuddy2012
      "People, we have a Code XYZ Emergency. Repeat: Code XYZ, the Eagle fly is down. Repeat: Down."

    • @bradgaw3353
      @bradgaw3353 8 місяців тому +8

      I disagree. It would be so easy. Just give the sign for "gibberish" over and over and over again until he's done taking

    • @janzkranjski
      @janzkranjski 8 місяців тому

      lol@@bradgaw3353

  • @junusavior65
    @junusavior65 8 місяців тому +887

    The scariest part is how the crowd goes wild and none of them understood what he said. Total cultists.

    • @cathyrainey6176
      @cathyrainey6176 8 місяців тому +100

      Or they were paid to be there.

    • @tonebone7449
      @tonebone7449 8 місяців тому +50

      The "Idiots!" lady at the end is, once again, correct.

    • @RachDarastrix2
      @RachDarastrix2 8 місяців тому +77

      All they heard was "I'm not Trump. I'm not Trump. I'm not Trump. I'm not Trump. I'm not Trump. I'm not Trump."

    • @gifthorse3675
      @gifthorse3675 8 місяців тому +33

      That’s most democrat rallies

    • @DaveShmoe
      @DaveShmoe 8 місяців тому

      That's the matter? Don't you speak Bidenese, you bigot?

  • @spartan078ben
    @spartan078ben 8 місяців тому +67

    If I was running for president one of my promises would be to put chickfila in charge of the DMV nationwide.

  • @bradleysimpson9819
    @bradleysimpson9819 8 місяців тому +190

    That mountain lion muttered "fake mews " as it walked through the scene lol

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 8 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂🐱👅

    • @SquirrelDarling1
      @SquirrelDarling1 8 місяців тому +12

      That’s a dog! We’re doomed as a species.

    • @gigisgarden8044
      @gigisgarden8044 8 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @wickedmuffin76
      @wickedmuffin76 8 місяців тому +14

      The mountain lion is suing for being mis-speciesed

    • @royalreign143
      @royalreign143 8 місяців тому +1

      Tyler I love when you sing in your videos! Your Rick impression was excellent!

  • @Thattunasmell
    @Thattunasmell 8 місяців тому +170

    The video of Biden proves one very important fact. His supporters aren’t paying attention. He mumbled something completely incoherent, yet they cheered anyways because a sign lit up telling them to cheer. They blindly do as told and don’t even question it.

    • @tonebone7449
      @tonebone7449 8 місяців тому +7

      They are just impressed he's upright.

    • @TheCamoWolf
      @TheCamoWolf 8 місяців тому +1

      I don't know that was one of more coherent babbleings hes done. Sounds pretty clear to me. Don't mess with the men and women of America unless you want to get the benifits. Is what I heard. Maybe another case of saying the quite part out loud.

    • @MojoMountainMan
      @MojoMountainMan 8 місяців тому +6

      Well, that is what they are paid to do. They won't get paid unless they clap like seals at whatever he says

    • @MojoMountainMan
      @MojoMountainMan 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@TheCamoWolfnot America, **AWERICA**

    • @drummerdgun
      @drummerdgun 8 місяців тому

      Those are the same people shaking their ass to mumble rap. They all understand r3t4rd, because they are that

  • @DIYPrecisionTool
    @DIYPrecisionTool 8 місяців тому +51

    Tyler, just say that you were Air Force. Nobody would lie about that intentionally. 😅😅
    Go Navy!

    • @kennethdarby8941
      @kennethdarby8941 7 місяців тому +6

      Marine Corps agrees. No one lies about being in the Air Force!

    • @jkutyna
      @jkutyna 7 місяців тому

      Yes Go Navy! but I do not believe Tyler was in the air farce. There is too much he doesn't know or gets wrong that any basic veteran of the armed forces knows.

    • @RmeBraTT
      @RmeBraTT 7 місяців тому

      Army also agrees. Carry on and let's all pitch in and help the chair force. God Bless America.
      @@kennethdarby8941

    • @sqweeeiguessidfkman7999
      @sqweeeiguessidfkman7999 7 місяців тому

      I think he finds it 'uncool' to be in the air force since it 'isn't cool enough'
      But fr
      Blowing shit up from the sky, or on the ground, the result is still the same

    • @jkutyna
      @jkutyna 7 місяців тому

      @@sqweeeiguessidfkman7999 it is because the other branches generally look down on the usaf. They hide in the center of the country, behind all of the civilians as well as the other branches. Even the coast guard is out there on the front lines while the usaf defends Nebraska. That and their total and complete lack of physical fitness requirements. No run and i think it was 2 pushups for the PRT back when i was in. It made us feel good about our weakling navy PRT standards in that at least we werent the Air Farce.

  • @brianbachmeier34
    @brianbachmeier34 8 місяців тому +602

    “The white American who identifies as a liberal is the most ‘dangerous’ and ‘deceitful’ thing in the western hemisphere.”
    - Malcolm X

    • @brandi7986
      @brandi7986 8 місяців тому +27

      He was spot on

    • @Djroma2010
      @Djroma2010 8 місяців тому +12

      Malcom X > MLK

    • @mobrule8219
      @mobrule8219 8 місяців тому +13

      Liberal is the opposite of authoritarian.
      Conservative is the opposite of radical.
      Progressive, socialist, fascist and communist are authoritarian, collectivist ideologies... just a matter of degree.
      Republicans are mostly Conservative Liberals.
      RINOs are Conservative Authoritarians.
      Libertarians are Radical Liberals
      This is what used to be taught in public schools (before the 1980s) when they dropped civics and political philosophy.
      Our Founders adhered to Liberal political philosophy of Thomas Hobbs, John Locke, and Thomas Jefferson.
      The ruling Elite hate our liberty, ergo teach people to hate liberals. SMH

    • @danstinson7687
      @danstinson7687 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Djroma2010MLK is a bait and switch.

    • @DaveShmoe
      @DaveShmoe 8 місяців тому +17

      @@mobrule8219 That's some impressive pretzel logic and word salad...dammit!...now, I'm hungry...

  • @silverhammer7779
    @silverhammer7779 8 місяців тому +97

    At 16:45 Animals can smell fear, but apparently they can't sense cluelessness. Either that, or it was professional courtesy between cougars 🤪

    • @Oxnate
      @Oxnate 8 місяців тому +6

      She has bright lights right in her eyes. She can't see anything other than shadows.

    • @LeFraudHasChokedInSIXFinals
      @LeFraudHasChokedInSIXFinals 8 місяців тому +7

      I've seen lots of cougars...that was a dog.

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 8 місяців тому

      @@LeFraudHasChokedInSIXFinals its a dog. long face gives it away

    • @williammcleroy558
      @williammcleroy558 8 місяців тому

      It wanted to be on TV. That's all.😂

    • @danielhawk5390
      @danielhawk5390 8 місяців тому

      White woman and wild animals

  • @karmadog4565
    @karmadog4565 8 місяців тому +25

    Just finished your book. You broke the cycle of abuse……it’s not easy to do, but you (and Deev and Beau) did it. Respect! Most people just do to their children what was done to them. It takes strength and courage to stop.

  • @jacobthibodeau6685
    @jacobthibodeau6685 8 місяців тому +185

    a "no guns allowed" sign is literally putting a target on your back. Youre actually telling the criminal you have no way of stopping them from committing a crime against you.... its absolutely ridiculous.

    • @gifthorse3675
      @gifthorse3675 8 місяців тому +9

      Believe it or not I’ve ignored those signs and nothing happened

    • @captainthunderbuns677
      @captainthunderbuns677 8 місяців тому +2

      Unless all the employees are armed. It means no guns allowed (for customers).

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@captainthunderbuns677 no guns means no guns. That includes employees. A modifier would be added if it was otherwise .

    • @marymoor9293
      @marymoor9293 8 місяців тому

      The main reason why I love living in Britain, nobody is allowed to carry guns, even the police.

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@marymoor9293 must feal great to not be able to protect yourself from a group of people intent on doing you harm. Stabbings in the uk are insane.

  • @cattailer1077
    @cattailer1077 8 місяців тому +92

    The sled dad is amazing! How BORING the world would be without men😳. As a female (yes. A real female with all the correct biological parts) I don't even want to try to imagine a world without them....ever!
    Thanks, Guys👍🏻👍🏽👍🏿👍👍🏽 (thanks, God)!🥰

    • @nolongerhave-couth4771
      @nolongerhave-couth4771 8 місяців тому +5

      Being a man, I would like to thank real women for their parts, some more than others. By that statement, you know I'm a real man!

    • @cattailer1077
      @cattailer1077 8 місяців тому +1

      @@nolongerhave-couth4771 😉

    • @tylerchapman9234
      @tylerchapman9234 8 місяців тому +3

      You shouldn't have to specify.

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому

      YOU COULD NOT IMAGINE THAT EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO...MOST OF YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT THE MONEY SCAM...

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому

      @@nolongerhave-couth4771 ACTUALLY ONLY THE GENEITC MATERIAL IS NEEDED. ALL THE OTHER PARTS ARE FACILITATORS...AN INCUBATOR CAN BE SYNTHESIZED BUT THE EGG CANNOT..

  • @shakespearnoir
    @shakespearnoir 7 місяців тому +10

    Hey Tyler. You commented that you couldn't get your Veteran's card after years of trying. I had the same issue and after almost 30 years, I finally found the answer. In my state, NC, I can submit my DD-214 to my DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) and apply for a Veteran's designation on my license. I'm good to go now!

  • @Emanemoston
    @Emanemoston 8 місяців тому +168

    Zed, just tell them you were in the Air Force. Nobody lies about being in the Air Force. 😂

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 8 місяців тому +16

      Except the coast guard
      😂😂😂

    • @aboveitall8483
      @aboveitall8483 8 місяців тому +10

      Go to a VA hospital. They should have an administration office that can hook you up with that ID.😁👍

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому +2

      except all those civilians that watched top gun...

    • @johngraham3372
      @johngraham3372 8 місяців тому +9

      @@wilburrrrr742 Even us Coasties won't lie about being in the Air Force. Coast Guard boot camp, hardest of all the branches, as Tyler would say "Everyone knows that"

    • @PedroRamirez-ry2fw
      @PedroRamirez-ry2fw 8 місяців тому +3

      Go to your county's veteran office. Show your DD214 they should be able to do something.

  • @brittgraham1661
    @brittgraham1661 8 місяців тому +231

    I thought Biden said “don’t mess with the women of America unless you want to get the benefit”
    That’s the best gibberish translation I can give 🤣 I have a toddler, I am a novice in gibberish

    • @bluered3228
      @bluered3228 8 місяців тому +17

      That's what I heard.

    • @derekjinks5640
      @derekjinks5640 8 місяців тому

      makes you wonder what the benefits are with messing with the women of America, doesn't it?
      what is Biden really trying to say with that?
      "it's fun to mess with women"?
      and i thought he preferred messing with kids...

    • @christiroseify
      @christiroseify 8 місяців тому +8

      That's what I heard...lol

    • @wileywalters7481
      @wileywalters7481 8 місяців тому +20

      I heard that as well but does it mean.?

    • @secludedprophet4402
      @secludedprophet4402 8 місяців тому +5

      Thank you! I heard the same thing!

  • @gloriasilveira5332
    @gloriasilveira5332 8 місяців тому +7

    Hold up! Wait...wait...you can't just end the video right in the middle of Mr Wifi Man saga! I need to know how things ended up! 😂

  • @tabb00
    @tabb00 8 місяців тому +82

    We rescued a sled dog in Anchorage years ago. I fastened a clip to her harness and she would pull our kid's sleds back up the hill all day long. Lucky had endless energy. She was a good girl.

    • @douglasstrother6584
      @douglasstrother6584 8 місяців тому +2

      Sweet!!

    • @regel303
      @regel303 8 місяців тому

      All well and good until she gets hungry and eats your kid's face. Quite a price to pay for a tow.

    • @BenMaviyiSeverim
      @BenMaviyiSeverim 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@regel303 O' the enemy of nice things and ruiner of warm memories... Dude relax.

    • @saltyginger777
      @saltyginger777 8 місяців тому +2

      What did you rescue it from? Sounds like it's still a sled dog. (FYI the dogs love it and are socialized and treated well).

    • @tabb00
      @tabb00 8 місяців тому

      @@saltyginger777 We rescued her from the pound. By 'sled dog', I mean she was bred for it. They are a mix, not pure breeds but I'm not an expert. She seemed very happy doing it. She also pulled my daughter on her cross-country skis.

  • @redpillgreenenergy141
    @redpillgreenenergy141 8 місяців тому +75

    Bring your DD-214 to the DMV and you get veteran on your driver's license and that works for military discounts.

    • @wuxtry
      @wuxtry 8 місяців тому

      Deleted my similar comment. lol this is why there’s programs to help people when they get out now

    • @lobopiro4732
      @lobopiro4732 8 місяців тому

      Lol was about to comment the same.. super easy took 5 seconds and you can get the veteran plates then as well

    • @04EbonyLTD
      @04EbonyLTD 8 місяців тому +3

      In my state you can go to the county veterans affairs office ( not connected to VA ) and get a free ID card with your DD214. I'm retired Army so I have that one and my wife has a ret. spouse one.

    • @hogfan-sz4yk
      @hogfan-sz4yk 8 місяців тому +6

      Enroll with the VA, you'll get an ID . Every serviceman is eligible

    • @regulator18E
      @regulator18E 8 місяців тому +2

      Lmao do you guys really go around places flashing your VA ID asking for discounts 😂😂

  • @kregkovalik5715
    @kregkovalik5715 8 місяців тому +5

    My son had an apartment and Wi-Fi. Trash people moved in above and DEMANDED his password. 6 months of constant harassment because they didn’t want to pay for Wi-Fi.

  • @leighhumphries9302
    @leighhumphries9302 8 місяців тому +43

    I'm as concerned that the crowd applauded that gibberish!

  • @erikanderson2421
    @erikanderson2421 8 місяців тому +189

    Everyone in that audience knew dam well they didn't understand what he said and cheered anyway 😂😂

    • @Daniel-nr2uf
      @Daniel-nr2uf 8 місяців тому +34

      Sheeple,yet they call Trump supporters a cult.

    • @fedupamerican296
      @fedupamerican296 8 місяців тому +12

      I know! Cracks me up.😂😂

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 8 місяців тому +1

      You get $100 an event attended. I'm sorry y'all didn't know this. YES, they are told when to cheer. Sheeple selling their own morals for $100 an event attended.

    • @oakdalegirl57
      @oakdalegirl57 8 місяців тому +20

      Clapping Seals... 😮

    • @CaptainGanja
      @CaptainGanja 8 місяців тому +9

      @@oakdalegirl57 Spot on observation. Perfect!

  • @MaidenIron
    @MaidenIron 8 місяців тому +7

    Just came back because I read to chapter 10 last night and I only stopped reading because it was late and I had to wake up at 5am to go to the gym…anyway, your book has made me cry more than I’ve ever cried reading a book. I felt your family’s pain and it makes me happy that your family moved forward and didn’t let the trauma consume you or take away your ability to laugh. Thank you for this book. It’s one of my favorites, next to the Hobbit. ❤

  • @lindakelly8826
    @lindakelly8826 8 місяців тому +33

    Tyler, I just wanted to let you know I read your book last night and it was awesome! One of the things you said you wanted to do was make people laugh. Mission accomplished! Thanks so much. Well done!

  • @ravindavinthescandinavian4998
    @ravindavinthescandinavian4998 8 місяців тому +104

    The woman who paid the fine in pennies and quarters - because she was paying a government body they are supposed to accept the payment in whatever form it is made as it legal tender.
    If it was a private company they could refuse the payment but as a government body they are required to accept it.

    • @shawnkelly695
      @shawnkelly695 8 місяців тому +4

      Ive went into private business with rolls of change. They wont except if loose but 0 issues if rolled

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 8 місяців тому +8

      @shawnkelly695 funny I've worked retail and we didn't accecpt rolled coins unless first breaking then open to count and inspect the coins.
      A very common scam is taking those rolls of quarters or dimes... put a coin 1 side fill it with stuff like gravel and sand pop on coin on the other and it feels like a full roll of coins.

    • @dotar9586
      @dotar9586 8 місяців тому +2

      My credit union would not accept loose change over $50. They had a rolling machine, but they'd charge you to use it.

    • @wichita9003
      @wichita9003 8 місяців тому +8

      uh, just accept the coins, but make the customer wait while you count it out, oh and lose count, so you have to start over a few times. and make sure the people waiting in line behind them, know what's going on!

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 8 місяців тому +1

      Exactly, but few people know that. Each generation relying on credit cards more than the last. So none of them ever bother to look up the regulations regarding money.

  • @georgeboros263
    @georgeboros263 8 місяців тому +7

    There is a bigger deception than the bread 'n butter pickle. It's the raisin cookie.

  • @MILSPECMOM
    @MILSPECMOM 8 місяців тому +84

    "I'm still mind bottled." Tyler Zed.

    • @aaronpitts5127
      @aaronpitts5127 8 місяців тому +3

      😂😂 You heard it too.

    • @nascarsteve
      @nascarsteve 8 місяців тому +2

      Glad I wasn't the only one who caught that!

    • @ladolcervita9721
      @ladolcervita9721 8 місяців тому +3

      Went straight to the comments sections, and somebody else beat me to it! lol

    • @Christodoulos-J
      @Christodoulos-J 8 місяців тому +3

      He says that a lot. It's a quote he likes. It's from Blades of Glory.

    • @ryankelly9032
      @ryankelly9032 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Christodoulos-Jit’s not Zoolander, it’s Blades of Glory.

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 8 місяців тому +25

    Finished your book last night.
    First: I knew your name wasn't Tyler Zed, but I didn't see that coming!
    Second: My daughter was at Lackland for basic while you were there after Japan. She got injured a couple times, so it's possible you two met. She said your last name sounded familiar.
    Third: I've got a huge amount of respect for you and your brothers. Deev in particular. As someone who also took a turn down the wrong path, but also did a 180 and got right, I've always thought I could spot a fellow wanderer. I had a feeling that Deev and I had some similar experiences. Your book confirmed it.
    I think I speak for most of us when I say that I hope you and entire family continue to find success and happiness.

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому

      oh sure....if he lies on camera for money all that shit in the book must be absolute truth right??? I dont respect any of you meat bags that hero worship...or worship period...

  • @sodality3970
    @sodality3970 8 місяців тому +9

    I left a very positive review on Amazon ! God bless you . Tyler !! Thank you for sharing your story with us !!

  • @ReformedAgnostic
    @ReformedAgnostic 8 місяців тому +41

    "This is a gun-free zone". Criminals: "well, guess I can't go in."

    • @scottmcadam4509
      @scottmcadam4509 8 місяців тому

      Dumb*ss parrot
      You are just repeating what Tyler said
      Loser 🥴

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 8 місяців тому

      Criminals: "Awww maaan...awww geez! These lawmakers are making it harder and harder for us to commit crimes with these signs...but fair is fair 😮‍💨"

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 8 місяців тому +32

    Zed you don’t need a military card. Just tell them you were in the Air Force. They will feel so bad youll get it for free😂

    • @carmijok1
      @carmijok1 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @noylj1
      @noylj1 8 місяців тому +1

      Why feel sorry for him? Compared to any other service, besides CG, he had it easy.
      Unless you mean they feel that special-needs people could use a good meal...

  • @charlottejean3097
    @charlottejean3097 8 місяців тому +7

    Your book was frank, honest and inspiring. Very well done.

  • @robiness6019
    @robiness6019 8 місяців тому +27

    Tyler- The UPS guy dropped off your book last night and I finished reading it this morning. It was an excellent read, and one that I was sad to get to the end of. You have a talent for storytelling, and I truly appreciate and admire the strength and vulnerability it took to share your story. Wishing you and your team abundant amounts of continued success! ♥️

  • @FYT____
    @FYT____ 8 місяців тому +53

    In MN many restaurants charge a 5% service fee. This does not go to the server. The restaurant keeps it "to pay better wages(428A.03)". So basically a legal loophole to subsidize their terrible pay for the back of the house(cooks, prep cooks, dishwashers, etc). Repeat, it does not go to the server. It goes to the owner. Legally they have to give it to the employees(cooks, prep cooks etc). Why they don't just act as honorable business owners is weird to me. I'm a bartender/server. I hate it, my guests hate it, and no one understands it. No one likes to see a fee added to the bill. Just raise the prices 5%, have some integrity, and give that 5% to your employees. It's truly ridiculous that we have to legislate this type of bs.

    • @scottcarr3264
      @scottcarr3264 8 місяців тому +3

      I don't believe in TIPS, Everyone INCLUDING WAITERS should get a minimum wage, and then paid any extra for "extra skills", (like up-market Cooking skills). There should Not be such a Huge Problem that they have Made it into.

    • @FYT____
      @FYT____ 8 місяців тому

      @@scottcarr3264 I understand that and I agree to an extent. That's just not how America works. If you want the same degree of service that you get at sit-down restaurants then you can tip the 20% or pay likely triple or quadruple the prices. If restaurants pay the servers what it's worth to do the job they would have to pay $25-$30 an hour minimum, and labor is the biggest expense a business has. So if you like $45 burgers that's fine. Or you could pay $15 and tip 20%. The business isn't going to eat that cost, they will pass it down to you. The margins are too small. Even if the restaurants pay a flat rate(liveable wage) there is no incentive to go above and beyond. No one will care about your experience, outside of losing their jobs. Good thing there isn't a labor shortage(supposedly).

    • @frankvonfrauner
      @frankvonfrauner 7 місяців тому

      Honorable? So you're blaming the people who own the restaurants for a shitty law?
      Get a fucking grip.

  • @thomasallen3818
    @thomasallen3818 8 місяців тому +6

    “Tyler”, Desmond, your book is one of the best reads I’ve had in a long time. Much respect to you, Devin, Beau, and your mom. God’s blessings.

  • @James_Bee
    @James_Bee 8 місяців тому +29

    I wore masks to doctors appointments and that's it. Never got jabbed. I kept up with "the science" and it never convinced me.

    • @rremmy72
      @rremmy72 8 місяців тому +4

      same.. the "science" was wrong from the start

    • @techshabby0001
      @techshabby0001 8 місяців тому +1

      I went to my dr's office building today. I passed one office with a "wear your mask for covid" sign on the door.
      Even my dr's office didn't have that.

  • @alancranford3398
    @alancranford3398 8 місяців тому +42

    Veteran to veteran--there are several documents that prove prior service.
    Check with your state. Does your driver's license state that you are a veteran?
    Get a copy of your DD-214 and make a pocket card out of it. Bring a magnifying glass, too.
    I retired and have a retired ID card. Sometimes you can get a federal ID card with your veteran status.
    Check with VA.
    That's a lot of trouble for just for a veteran's discount!

    • @JTJ1991
      @JTJ1991 8 місяців тому +6

      Also call your local VA and usually on the line they mention something about benefits. When I was first getting mine and getting my card while waiting on disability verification, they made a regular VA card with picture for me. The main thing is getting with the local VA and if nothing else talk to the VFW or American Legion. They usually know ways to make things happen.

    • @WyoRaider
      @WyoRaider 8 місяців тому +3

      Stop by your local armory. There's generally someone in there that creates cards. Each state has at least a couple, so you may have travel. (Bring your DD-214 and ID.)

    • @charnage1967
      @charnage1967 8 місяців тому +2

      Yes I got my veterans status on my driver's license

    • @lasagnasux4934
      @lasagnasux4934 8 місяців тому +3

      Just wear your uniform everywhere or get one of the Vietnam Vet hats even though you're like 30.

    • @lindam836
      @lindam836 8 місяців тому +1

      In New Jersey when I looked into it, I was told you have to be active to receive the card which I am not.

  • @dontcare.69
    @dontcare.69 8 місяців тому +14

    105 Degrees.
    I'm putting on my sweater.
    says a guy from Arizona.

    • @kennethdarby8941
      @kennethdarby8941 7 місяців тому +2

      Yuma, Arizona seconds that.

    • @jkutyna
      @jkutyna 7 місяців тому +2

      It's not the heat it's the humidity. 105 in Airzony is easy to survive. 85 in North Florida on the other hand with 100% humidity.... That's where God builds his soldiers.

    • @dontcare.69
      @dontcare.69 7 місяців тому +1

      @jkutyna I love Florida.
      I've done work in West Palm Beach.
      And in Tampa.
      And rode a motorcycle in sarasota.

    • @claudialupper
      @claudialupper 7 місяців тому +1

      95/95 in Houston.
      95 degrees
      95% humidity

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 місяці тому

      @@claudialupper ok, but when it hits 100 degrees here in Houston, with that same percentage of humidity…why did anyone choose to build in this swamp? Why? Where they masochists?

  • @TheVaporater
    @TheVaporater 8 місяців тому +27

    DUUUUDE!!! That sled puller dohickey is freaking AWESOME!!!

    • @GenericAccountVLR
      @GenericAccountVLR 8 місяців тому +1

      What an awesome family!!! I’m so envious! LOL Making great memories, having a great time. And hilarious innovation!

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque 8 місяців тому +48

    21:12
    Federal law states that ALL government offices that take payments MUST accept ALL forms of 'legal tender'.

    • @Fortylat
      @Fortylat 8 місяців тому +2

      False. That’s simply not true.

    • @thomasmartell1629
      @thomasmartell1629 8 місяців тому

      Can you identify the actual US Code that requires that?

    • @snex000
      @snex000 8 місяців тому +6

      @@thomasmartell1629 Uh, the legal tender law. 31 U.S. Code § 5103

    • @Pa-we1lw
      @Pa-we1lw 8 місяців тому +1

      Try using an AMEX at the DMV. Nope not taking it.

    • @snex000
      @snex000 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Pa-we1lw AMEX isn't legal tender. Coins and cash are.

  • @MegsyPato
    @MegsyPato 8 місяців тому +5

    I’m brand new here, I’ve actually come over from Cheere Denise’s channel, she has just finished reading your AMAZING book which I am now going to purchase myself, it was absolutely incredible and I think everyone in the world should read it.
    Sending loads of love from Australia 🇦🇺❤

    • @SisterCrystal030
      @SisterCrystal030 8 місяців тому +1

      Cheere’s my sister!! I’ve been loving her videos on his book! It’s absolutely phenomenal!!

    • @MegsyPato
      @MegsyPato 8 місяців тому

      @@SisterCrystal030 Oh WOW, you are definitely very lucky to have such a beautiful sister as Cheere, she has the most loving and kind heart and soul and I have no doubt you are just like her, your parents did a wonderful job raising you all.
      In saying that, I am very sorry for the loss of your mum ❤️
      I have been subscribed to Cheere’s channel since she only had a very minimal amount of subscribers and I have loved watching her channel grow, she is my FAVOURITE creator.
      I love her choice of books for our amazing book club, she has never made a bad choice and she most definitely didn’t with this book, I honestly think this was the most incredible book I’ve ever heard and I am definitely going to go and now buy a copy for myself, just like your sister said, it is a book that you can read and re read over and over again, it was phenomenal ❤️
      Sending yourself and Cheere loads of love from Australia ❤️🇦🇺❤️

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 8 місяців тому +34

    @14:40 Don't leave Michigan! Just wait for "global warming" to take care of the problem! LOL

    • @tonebone7449
      @tonebone7449 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, you'll be oceanfront in no time, apparently.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 8 місяців тому

      I'm reading this @ 5700' in AZ, while the furnace is burning propane @ $3.29 / gallon + tax.

    • @michaeljohnson7493
      @michaeljohnson7493 8 місяців тому +2

      They mostly stopped calling it “global warming” about a decade ago when there were three or four rather cold and snowy winters in a row. Changing the language is one of the most common responses to an issue that either doesn’t exist or is vastly overblown.

    • @Kilgore6549
      @Kilgore6549 8 місяців тому

      I live in Michigan and have been complaining that global warming takes too long.

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому +1

      @@michaeljohnson7493 YEAH, LIARS HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR "TUNE" EVERY TIME THE TRUTH EXPOSES THEIR LIES...CHANGING THE WORDS OR DEFINITIONS DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACTS...

  • @theweirddeveloper360
    @theweirddeveloper360 8 місяців тому +68

    Don't mess with kabloombloombla flabbibba

    • @Ryo7_7
      @Ryo7_7 8 місяців тому +10

      Truthanlansumunpresha 😂

    • @christinaevilsizer4929
      @christinaevilsizer4929 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @cheronecom
      @cheronecom 8 місяців тому +13

      then the NPC cheer as if anyone understood what he said

    • @GrimGalore
      @GrimGalore 8 місяців тому

      Don't mess with the women of America unless you have a hair transplant.

    • @carlodefilippi6914
      @carlodefilippi6914 8 місяців тому +9

      Actually is wawawewewomerica, just to clarify 😊

  • @ShrockWPS
    @ShrockWPS 8 місяців тому +3

    7:28
    Sees bright yellow and asks if it is Milwaukee 🤦‍♂️

  • @jorgel.dejesus3008
    @jorgel.dejesus3008 8 місяців тому +21

    Biden, " don't mess with American Woman unless you want the benefit"😂
    I just lost ten percent of my thought process but I'll take it for the team

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому +6

      But the benefit?😂 Seems like a win🎉

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 8 місяців тому

      Wait Biden is rewarding us for messing with American Women? Where do I sign up??

  • @JWISKI2010
    @JWISKI2010 8 місяців тому +23

    If you want to have a bad day, go to your nearest VA hospital and they will make you an ID card.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 8 місяців тому +1

      That's one whole day gone for an ID card.

    • @jamesfleisher2945
      @jamesfleisher2945 8 місяців тому +2

      It took me 5 minutes to get mine

  • @2amichaelj
    @2amichaelj 8 місяців тому +3

    Zed, take your DD214 to the BMV next time you have to renew you license and they'll put "veteran" status straight on your license.

  • @jasonsummit1885
    @jasonsummit1885 8 місяців тому +32

    Always know the brand by the color. Dewalt = yellow, Makita = blue, Milwaukee = red, and Ryobi = neon green.

    • @kyleschmidt4830
      @kyleschmidt4830 8 місяців тому +1

      Craftsman and Skil also red.

    • @mikem1457
      @mikem1457 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@kyleschmidt4830yeah but who buys them? Milwaukee will be the only red 😂

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому

      you must be blind, most of those are "knock offs" as they knocked off some the copy right infringement...

    • @mikem1457
      @mikem1457 8 місяців тому

      @@leonIdas002 who's the real slim shady?

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому

      @@mikem1457 you would never know, you still bow to the money scam society enslaved you with...

  • @susanmulno9570
    @susanmulno9570 8 місяців тому +36

    Years ago in Portland, Maine, the city got sneeky and called a parking ban and only advertised it in one obscure newspaper instead of the usual 10 or so sources. Many cars were towed as a result and most of the victims paid in pennies in protest to the obvious set up.

    • @ShrockWPS
      @ShrockWPS 8 місяців тому +2

      That I could understand, this clip was just some Karen 😆

    • @jkutyna
      @jkutyna 7 місяців тому

      Sounds like something a democrat run shithole would pull.

  • @KidCity1985
    @KidCity1985 8 місяців тому +4

    Just got the book 30 pages in and I want to hug you already. I'm happy for the person you are today. You were made for the battles to come!

  • @1001Hobbies
    @1001Hobbies 8 місяців тому +29

    The guy with the WiFi.....should have said "Oh, its YOU whose been using it. You can put 150 pounds into my mail box right now."

    • @TincMetals
      @TincMetals 8 місяців тому

      He's a J. Rat nose. Not about to do any of that. Love he proved the s-type.

    • @royboy6890
      @royboy6890 8 місяців тому +2

      I had a neighbour complain that I must have to much on MY WIFI as all her equipment was running slow.

    • @1001Hobbies
      @1001Hobbies 8 місяців тому +1

      @@royboy6890 - Did you apologize for the inconvenience? Ha ha.

    • @petergivenbless900
      @petergivenbless900 8 місяців тому +4

      The free WiFi guy was fake, the Brits are really convincing in these skits; all those years of non-confrontational politeness pays off when it comes to absurdly dry humour.

  • @AS-kx8sk
    @AS-kx8sk 8 місяців тому +11

    Me in the student pick up line yesterday an hour early reading your book! Can't put it down! Well done so proud of you for sharing your story! And I worked years ago at a DMV in MN. You can bring your DD214 into them and Veteran status will be added to your new DL.

  • @TheCaliRhino
    @TheCaliRhino 8 місяців тому +4

    Veteran to Veteran, you should be able to take your DD-214 to a VA Hospital & get your VIC (Veterans Identification Card) at the eligibility & enrollment office. If you served & didn't get a Dishonorable you are still eligible for the healthcare benefits even with a 0% disability rating, right?

    • @thomasgirty6397
      @thomasgirty6397 8 місяців тому +2

      you are correct. all vets should sign up so Congress can't lower the funding. also meets the requirement for insurance for tax purposes. hope you never need it, but 20 minutes {quick check up}, twice a year helps vets who do.

    • @TheCaliRhino
      @TheCaliRhino 8 місяців тому

      @@thomasgirty6397 that “requirement for insurance for tax purposes” is a scam. Just another BS reason for them to send a piece of paper First Class Mail to millions of veterans, just another waste of money. Also, didn’t Congress during the first 2 years of Trump wipe out that fee for being uninsured, we may be talking past each other, but I thought that was deemed an unconstitutional requirement.

  • @jsowe460
    @jsowe460 8 місяців тому +34

    FYI, Shoes hanging over light poles is a common trend by street gangs to mark their territories.

    • @thehealeruk
      @thehealeruk 8 місяців тому +10

      And in some parts of the world it indicates drugs are available for sale (ie you can get 'high' here).

    • @jcthomas3408
      @jcthomas3408 8 місяців тому +7

      Sometimes it means middle schoolers want to be annoying.

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 8 місяців тому +1

      Where I come from, it’s a common trend by homosexuals when they want anonymous butt sex.

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 місяців тому +2

      hahaha...is that what the bullies told you when they threw your shoes up there??? told you it was part of the initiation process did they???

    • @Surgical02
      @Surgical02 8 місяців тому

      No one throws their own shoes up there... They got jumped and made example of, the more shoes, the tougher the block.

  • @adamgarrick3778
    @adamgarrick3778 8 місяців тому +16

    I had an easier time learning Russian from my dad than I do understanding whatever the hell language Biden speaks.

    • @ICanSeeYou247
      @ICanSeeYou247 8 місяців тому +2

      My wife is Russian, I'm English.....I get you!🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @jaegar67
    @jaegar67 8 місяців тому +3

    I just watched your book review from Cheere Denise. It was outstanding. My favorite of all her reviews. It was so good I was sad it was over. Your writing was so authentic. I cried at times, but at the end I was so touched. Great job!!

  • @CK-wk3vr
    @CK-wk3vr 8 місяців тому +10

    if you want an ID that shows you are a veteran, bring ur DD214 to the dmv and they will put "veteran" on ur license. it helps sometimes when you get pulled over for going a little too fast.

  • @TrevorH05
    @TrevorH05 8 місяців тому +31

    Zed:
    “Eh… legos, kinda nerdy but still cool.”
    Also Zed: “Nnnnnoooooo… not the Charzar!”

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому

      Right😂😂 that was funny

  • @American_Diogenes
    @American_Diogenes 8 місяців тому +4

    Speaking as a civilian, I find it DUMBFOUNDING that you’re unable to obtain an official card that shows you’re a veteran!!! 🤦‍♂️ You’re right! You should’ve been issued a veteran I.D. once you left the Air Force!!! 🙄

    • @kennethdarby8941
      @kennethdarby8941 7 місяців тому

      Nope. Never got one when I left the Marine Corps

    • @American_Diogenes
      @American_Diogenes 7 місяців тому

      @@kennethdarby8941 Included with all the paperwork you must’ve signed, something as useful as a card identifying you as a veteran strikes me as an obvious separation item. 🤷‍♂️

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 8 місяців тому +12

    Guess what ? You dont need a card to VOTE !!! But that DENNYs discount ... LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS !!!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому

      Right🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому

      @@gostislavszaposki wow that's a nice system

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 8 місяців тому +13

    Congratulations on your book, Tyler. I could tell you had more in you than just making good content - now I know why. Blessings to you and your family!

  • @rossphillips7843
    @rossphillips7843 5 місяців тому +1

    Tyler I have a question didn't you have a photo ID when you were in the military ???? D.A

  • @skyhawk7935
    @skyhawk7935 8 місяців тому +43

    Tyler, just go to the nearest VA office with your DD-214 and they'll issue you a picture VA card.

    • @richkelley6041
      @richkelley6041 8 місяців тому +6

      Or a VA hospital

    • @jamesfleisher2945
      @jamesfleisher2945 8 місяців тому +1

      You don't need your DD-214. They can look you up on the computer.

    • @Akaole08
      @Akaole08 8 місяців тому +4

      My husband drivers license has Veteran on it and thats what he uses. Not sure if every state does that.

    • @michaelskiba9374
      @michaelskiba9374 8 місяців тому

      In Pennsylvania you can get vet on your driver's license just by saying you are.

    • @Sicundercover
      @Sicundercover 8 місяців тому +2

      Or take your DD214 to the DMV and youll get it on your license.

  • @ianbowen5012
    @ianbowen5012 8 місяців тому +10

    USMC Vet, just go to the VA healthcare facility, talk to the HBA officer with your 214. Honorably discharged veterans get healthcare.

  • @Ulfstigandr
    @Ulfstigandr 8 місяців тому +1

    Everyone should start paying traffic fines with small change. Its unsolicited taxation and deserves the full contempt of the people.

  • @saint_double_k
    @saint_double_k 8 місяців тому +22

    Got my copy of Trailer Park Parable. Excitedly opened the package to find two. Thought Amazon made a mistake until I realized I paid for two.
    ...so, somebody's Christmas is cared for. Or I return it for some Pizza Rolls, eat all but one, then send it to Deev.

  • @victorlockett816
    @victorlockett816 8 місяців тому +16

    Cooking hamburger helper 1000 times is the equivalent of having hamburger helper everyday for 2.7 years (Megan?!)

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 8 місяців тому

      LOL 🤣 I've cooked it way more times than that .

    • @rogertrent9842
      @rogertrent9842 8 місяців тому

      actually, it's closer to 2.9 years, or maybe not?

    • @TincMetals
      @TincMetals 8 місяців тому

      It's cooking it twice a week for 10 years. So, easily some of us have done that.

    • @azcamperjohn1079
      @azcamperjohn1079 8 місяців тому

      1000 divided by 365 = 2.7397260274 years, LOL

  • @tonymaiettasr.7340
    @tonymaiettasr.7340 8 місяців тому +1

    I actually reduced my DD214 down to card size and I use that. Get 10% off at a lot of places. 50% off yearly membership at the range.

  • @Jannell777
    @Jannell777 8 місяців тому +10

    Thank you for your service Tyler. And for the 😂. Your book is running a day late. Amazon said today is the day😊

  • @donadeavera9608
    @donadeavera9608 5 місяців тому +1

    Don't mess with the women of America unless you want to get the benifits??? That's what I heard biden say.

  • @OJsLeftGlove
    @OJsLeftGlove 8 місяців тому +28

    Pennies are legal US tender, and this is a US government or state facility. I see no reason why they shouldn't be forced to take the coins.

    • @crosisofborg5524
      @crosisofborg5524 8 місяців тому +2

      There’s no law requiring the acceptance of coins

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 8 місяців тому

      Yes there is, it's legal currency. @@crosisofborg5524

    • @tonebone7449
      @tonebone7449 8 місяців тому +5

      @@crosisofborg5524 And no law forbidding payment with them.

    • @tcortez
      @tcortez 8 місяців тому +2

      A better response to the comment of "...we don't have a counter here..." would have been along the lines of "...so no one in this location knows how to count?"

    • @thecheese4255
      @thecheese4255 8 місяців тому +1

      There’s your money
      Our forced interaction is over
      The state is not your buddy; you are not obligated to make its day easier

  • @MalikXWilliams
    @MalikXWilliams 8 місяців тому +21

    Don't worry Tyler, as a teacher I've become quite proficient in understanding gibberish. What he wanted to say was "Dont mess with the women of America unless you want to give them benefits."
    To be fair, that was the least inaudible ive seem Joe in years lol

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 8 місяців тому +1

      We got a translator over here!

    • @Dresseduptogo
      @Dresseduptogo 8 місяців тому

      LOL 😂

    • @Mentallycheckedout365
      @Mentallycheckedout365 8 місяців тому +5

      What kind of benefits exactly?

    • @vernonsanders9696
      @vernonsanders9696 8 місяців тому

      I thought he said, "don't mess with middle America, unless you want to reap the benefits."

    • @mikem1457
      @mikem1457 8 місяців тому

      I still think that if he was speaking about women and to women, he would've whispered and not yelled?

  • @kaylah3963
    @kaylah3963 7 місяців тому +1

    Tyler, my husband and I were in the Navy, you should just be able to go to your local VA and tell them you want a veteran card. Just need your DD 214

  • @nickm9102
    @nickm9102 8 місяців тому +5

    Biden's line might be "Don't mess with the men and women of America unless you want to give them the benefit."
    Have no clue what it means but that is what it sounds like to me.

  • @genecrosby3776
    @genecrosby3776 8 місяців тому +11

    The only time 105° is better than 32° is when you're talkin about how much pie you have left!

    • @jkutyna
      @jkutyna 7 місяців тому

      Anyone who lives where it snows is in league with lucifer. God did not intend for us to live in cold climates or he would have made us with fur.

  • @teresafarris3629
    @teresafarris3629 8 місяців тому +1

    No need to panic lol it didn't consider her food or a threat. If it did she wouldn't have seen it. It wouldn't have walked up, it would have stalked her silently from the trees. Stay vigilant hikers! If it eats you thats your fault.

  • @spiderlily4386
    @spiderlily4386 8 місяців тому +12

    Wonderful book!! I'm almost finished. Well done !!

  • @glstka5710
    @glstka5710 8 місяців тому +1

    0:22 Sounds like Don't mess with the women of America unless you want to get a benefit." Why wouldn't we want to get a benefit? That's a good thing isn't it?

  • @chrismoorephotos
    @chrismoorephotos 8 місяців тому +12

    Fellow vet here. And fellow Minnesotan. You can get veteran printed on your drivers license.
    Do you need a couple forms of ID, and your DD 214, but it is worth doing because then you can get the military discount again

    • @rickpowers4356
      @rickpowers4356 8 місяців тому +1

      It’s the same way here in Indiana. You take your DD 214 with you when you renew your drivers license..

  • @nicoleroberts8910
    @nicoleroberts8910 8 місяців тому +11

    OK Tyler, just finished your book and gave it 5 stars on goodreads. I hope that anyone that has been thru crap can read your book and see that there is life after abuse.
    Very well written. It was a quick read but one that will not be forgotten any time soon

  • @girlwriteswhat
    @girlwriteswhat 8 місяців тому

    Okay, he's cleaning off the car. But he's doing it badly.
    He's not doing the hood or the roof. The moment you hit 40mph, all that snow on the hood is coming right for your windshield and the snow on the roof is going to carpet the entire back window.
    You know what I think he's doing? I think he's half-assing it on purpose. Do the job so poorly, she'll never ask you to do it again.
    The magnificent bastard.

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 8 місяців тому +14

    20:29 It's legal tender. They cannot refuse to take it as payment. A grocery store could refuse since they're not a government office. But as a government office, they are required to take any legal tender payment.

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 8 місяців тому +1

      If you'll read your dollar bill it says for all debts public and private....

    • @e.c.5994
      @e.c.5994 8 місяців тому +3

      This is excellent information, and I will be using it the next time parking enforcement harasses us for parking in front of our house.

  • @raebsen
    @raebsen 8 місяців тому +5

    10:22 I want the chiefs to lose so the Swifties don't get their moment. Lol

  • @justinwolf3840
    @justinwolf3840 8 місяців тому +1

    Tyler witnessed a John Deere lego build without breaking into a southern accent? Did the sun not come up this morning?

  • @eddiemarlin1129
    @eddiemarlin1129 8 місяців тому +8

    I can see it now:
    It is Christmas Eve, 2000. A young Zed and Deev are in the living room while Momma Zed is in the kitchen, preparing a Christmas Eve dinner for the incoming family. Deev is playing with a bottle of Tums, having been able to get ahold of Papa Zed’s supply as their mother is distracted. A young Zed is playing with his toy plane, dreaming about going into the Air Force one day. Both are excited to see the Vikings in the Playoffs, as there is no way they would get pretty far and then get shutout in the NFC Championship Game. No chance. No way. Nope.
    Momma Zed calls Tyler into the kitchen, gives him some money, and instructs him to go down to this new store called Walmart to get some red onions, as they are out and will need some. The young Zed hurries his way down to Walmart, narrowly avoiding getting run over by several cyclists, thus beginning his hatred of cyclists. Once at Walmart, Zed searches far and wide for this new phenomenon called “red onions,” as he had never seen an onion be red before, only white. Finally, he asks an employee where to find these mysterious “red onions,” and the employee leads him to where the “red onions” are. But when he gets there, the young Tyler is confused. He picks up a red onion, and mutters to himself “this is purple.” Believing the employee to be a Democrat and untrustworthy, he chooses not to believe him and keeps on looking for the red onions, but is unable to find any. Finally, believing Walmart was out, Zed grabs a handful of these purple onions, pays, and heads back home.
    When he enters, he tells his mother that Walmart was out of red onions, and carefully hands her the purple ones instead. Momma Zed laughs, informing her child that these onions are, in fact, the red onions she was talking about. Tyler then goes back into the living room, his mind spinning.
    Deev sees his brother enter the room, and offers him some Tums, having already eaten a great deal of them. Zed tells his brother about this store called Walmart, the young Deev’s eyes growing more and more fascinated with each passing moment. Zed then tells Deev that red onions are actually purple. But Deev is not listening, thinking about this phenomenon called Walmart. However, Tyler cannot get these purple/red onions out of his mind. When family members arrive for Christmas, he quickly informs them that red onions are in fact purple, but they merely laugh at him and sit down to eat and enjoy Christmas. But Tyler cannot stop asking about why purple onions are called red, and eventually growing frustrated, Papa Zed sends both boys to bed early because he has lost his supply of Tums and is having heartburn. All night, Tyler stays up tossing and turning, unable to end the red vs purple debate in his mind. By the time dawn breaks he has made up his mind: they are purple, but for society’s sake, he will call them red. And he buried this debate deep down inside of him, until reviewing it on his meme channel several years later.

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 8 місяців тому

      Hahaha. I can see it now. Hahaha

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 8 місяців тому +1

      Tyler’s dad went out for red onions and never came back, sending them into poverty and emotional damage.

    • @Derka_Derka-derp
      @Derka_Derka-derp 8 місяців тому

      That is a very good origin story😊

  • @disabledsean559
    @disabledsean559 8 місяців тому +6

    I still can’t understand how Biden is in office

  • @eugene-hungaroserv1559
    @eugene-hungaroserv1559 7 місяців тому +1

    What has happened ?!? They told Us, that Snow will be a past tense !!!! Come again !!!!

  • @drewbieware
    @drewbieware 8 місяців тому +7

    Veteran to veteran, go to your local VA and just get one. That’s how it works here. You have to have your DD 214 though.

  • @genecrosby3776
    @genecrosby3776 8 місяців тому +12

    Gotta admit, when I saw that guy pull out the DeWalt drill I yelled, "YES!!!" 'cause I knew it was comin'!

    • @thomasgirty6397
      @thomasgirty6397 8 місяців тому +1

      wasnt Dewalt{yello}. it was a Ridgid{orange}.
      ]

  • @ahoyforsenchou7288
    @ahoyforsenchou7288 8 місяців тому +1

    "Don't mess with the middle America unless you wanna get a benefit!"
    I think that's what he said?

  • @sandartist7997
    @sandartist7997 8 місяців тому +4

    I don’t know Minnesota rules but I had the Veteren symbol the added to my drivers license, bc I had to use dd214 to show proof of service

  • @captainjohnh9405
    @captainjohnh9405 8 місяців тому +6

    In Texas, we get Veteran on our driver's license by just submitting our DD-214.

  • @pagejames8754
    @pagejames8754 8 місяців тому +1

    My Roku remote is black even held up to the light. Not even a hint or light comes through. 🤷

  • @JamesBond-lt5tr
    @JamesBond-lt5tr 8 місяців тому +9

    Now that is some good sledding. My neighbors keep telling me I need my own internet, my rebuttal is that I’m paying on student loans. It’s great living next to the parents…😂

  • @jameskonkle7794
    @jameskonkle7794 8 місяців тому +9

    Old Joe sounds like Gabby Johnson in Blazing Saddles!!!

    • @carmijok1
      @carmijok1 8 місяців тому

      Exactly!😂

  • @daniellarson9810
    @daniellarson9810 7 місяців тому +1

    Just go to the VA with your DD214. They will give you a veterans ID

  • @MissTolkienGeek
    @MissTolkienGeek 8 місяців тому +6

    Tyler, I just want to thank you for your book. It’s a beautifully eloquent story, and I’m planning on purchasing a second copy to stick in the little free library near my house.

  • @haroldspahn6358
    @haroldspahn6358 8 місяців тому +12

    BLACK AND YELLOW ZED IS DEWALT! GET IT TOGETHER MAN! lol

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 8 місяців тому +2

      He was in the Air Force.

    • @79bigcat
      @79bigcat 8 місяців тому

      I thought it was Wiz Khalifa.

    • @chordalharmony
      @chordalharmony 8 місяців тому

      Dewalt is the GOAT

  • @CheshireGhost
    @CheshireGhost 7 місяців тому +1

    The fact that she didn't realize that it was a mountain lion and therefore didn't panic or get scared is what saved her life. That's awesome.

  • @Goabnb94
    @Goabnb94 8 місяців тому +10

    I'll take 32 degrees. Mainly because I use Celsius.
    But also because warming up when cold is easy, but cooling down when hot is hard, because you can only remove so many layers before you're deemed "disturbing the peace" and "publicly indecent"

    • @spamlessaccount
      @spamlessaccount 8 місяців тому +1

      Speaking from experience?

    • @noylj1
      @noylj1 8 місяців тому

      I find -20F comfortable with no wind. I find 103F here in AZ comfortable with light breeze. For me, most of the US is unbearable due to high humidity so sweat doesn’t evaporate-and then there is Florida where a rocket nose cone of aluminum was dripping water even as it was very warm to the touch. At RH of 106% (if such was possible), there’s no place for water to evaporate

  • @VadersFirst
    @VadersFirst 8 місяців тому +7

    15:37 The worst offender are big events that charge a ridiculous service fee for BUYING ONLINE. If you go in-person, you avoid the fee. So let me get this straight. You have a website that automates the entire purchase process and requires no employees to be paid hourly to work on it. That requires a FEE TO USE. If you go in person where people get paid hourly to process payments, costing the event more money, they DON'T CHARGE THE SERVICE FEE. WHY?

    • @noylj1
      @noylj1 8 місяців тому +1

      Follow the money. Answers 90% of all social questions.

    • @VadersFirst
      @VadersFirst 8 місяців тому

      True@@noylj1