It's always the blue hair... YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE 195.5

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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  8 місяців тому +254

    Gooooood Mernin!

  • @ReformedAgnostic
    @ReformedAgnostic 8 місяців тому +387

    And that Canadian man who was filling potholes was ordered to stop by his municipality, but he refused. So, the municipal government called the cops on him. Only after 3 warnings and the threat of a fine from the police did he stop doing it. Apparently, the municipality has STILL not fixed the potholes that he wasn't able to fill. He has told a local news station that if the neighbours offer to pay any and all fines he receives, he'll start doing it again. That story is like an ongoing David vs. Goliath saga, and it's hilarious.

    • @markcoroneos7811
      @markcoroneos7811 8 місяців тому +18

      Chad vs local council

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 місяців тому +3

      But the government is liable for the roads and if they let you repair them uninsured and unlicensed they are liable when someone manages to wreck their car and say "it's because they allowed uncertified persons to repair the roads and that caused my crash". There is also a process and a procedure to repairing roads, especially in the north where they get ruined so fast by frost.
      And interestingly when they do fix them the same people just loudly complain that the government is always working on the roads and holding up traffic.

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 8 місяців тому +45

      did that ^ guy really just defend the government? Haha the internet is a wild place!

    • @markcoroneos7811
      @markcoroneos7811 8 місяців тому +34

      @@weaksause6878 its a fair point to make but at the same time lets not pretend the government does a good job at anything

    • @TSiArt1
      @TSiArt1 8 місяців тому +38

      ​@@justforever96yeah try to get reimbursed for repairs on your car because you hit a pothole that broke your rim and suspension. Let me know how that goes for you.

  • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
    @otpyrcralphpierre1742 8 місяців тому +465

    THIS is MY contribution to Black History Month:
    "The 15th Amendment, reading 'The right to Citizens of the United States to Vote shall not be denied or
    abridged by the United States or by Any State on account of Race, Color, or previous condition of Servitude '
    was passed by Congress by only Republican votes, with NO Democrats voting in favor, on February 26, 1869.
    It was ratified by the States and became Law on March 30th, 1870"

    • @incurableromantic4006
      @incurableromantic4006 8 місяців тому +56

      THIS is MY contribution to Black History Month:
      "I don't care"

    • @t.c.2776
      @t.c.2776 8 місяців тому +44

      and your point is?... NO ONE is denying anything... WE don't want Non-Citizens, by any sleazy alternative designation, ILLEGALLY voting... So, IF you want to claim your right to vote, you should be willing to PROVE your legal status... if you're too lazy to do that, then you're too lazy to have a vote.

    • @tomjones4835
      @tomjones4835 8 місяців тому +1

      @@t.c.2776pretty sure he’s pointing out that democrats didn’t want black people voting since not one voted for it

    • @stoopid_roofer6447
      @stoopid_roofer6447 8 місяців тому +17

      THIS is MY contribution to Black history month: I played the Segway into the second hour of Revenge of the Cis podcast to my black friend. He thought it was pretty dang funny! And we just went along with our day! Because WE DON'T CARE!

    • @stoopid_roofer6447
      @stoopid_roofer6447 8 місяців тому +10

      @@t.c.2776 I have a gut feeling that this guy leans "left". I think it's a waste of time to "reason" with him.

  • @violetmoon2283
    @violetmoon2283 8 місяців тому +106

    Doctor: Is there any mental illness in your family?
    Me: My sister thinks that AOC is a "really smart lady".

    • @geoffreysmommy
      @geoffreysmommy 8 місяців тому

      I know someone that wants AOC to be President. Crazy enough for you?

    • @williampotter2098
      @williampotter2098 6 місяців тому +3

      Fortunately we found her a very comfortable room in a Psychiatric Rest Home.

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 8 місяців тому +46

    4:08 Actually Tyler there is a video of a WW2 vet talking about how he is shocked to see what this country has become. The country that he fought for and he mentions that he had to watch his friends die and them not knowing that this is the future that they gave their lives for. He starts breaking down in tears. Its a very hard watch.

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 8 місяців тому +74

    Nancy and Chuck kneeling for a CRIMINAL was disgusting

    • @headpump
      @headpump 8 місяців тому +2

      Political theatre..

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому +2

      The whole country is still disgusting 😢😮

    • @wolfcub824
      @wolfcub824 8 місяців тому

      Why? Nancy and Chuck are criminals too... No big deal that a criminal would support another criminal.

    • @IAnonymous3
      @IAnonymous3 8 місяців тому

      @@headpumpexactly what I was going to say. It’s so deplorable. “Lincoln Riley” These people………

    • @e.mjohnson9675
      @e.mjohnson9675 8 місяців тому

      Truly an example of the mass delusional mental disorder of the left.

  • @superbuscivis
    @superbuscivis 8 місяців тому +146

    I swear, Stephen King and Rob Reiner are sharing the same brain cell.

    • @CaptDabbs
      @CaptDabbs 8 місяців тому +8

      i recently started watching archie bunker and let me tell you, even though they wrote it to make archie look like a racist & stupid then, that character is 100% right. and Reiner is even more of a meat head.as an example, the woke crap they talk in that show never panned out. it never worked. and i mean every topic so far, in time, has been proven false. he makes fun of Archie and trys to put him down for believing he got sick in WWI. as if nerve/mustard gas wasn't used and then that jackass is on the side of gulf war syndrome when it became a lefty accusation against the gov and now he is pro vaccine as if the Nuremburg trials did not state every medical procedure must have informed consent. i believe this is why they dont want people to watch old movies and shows, lets face it, the People then at the time paid for it through tickets and commercials so why lock it all down now when it could be streaming to everyone? because you would see the day to day life grind of these commies perverting America.

    • @wardance9958
      @wardance9958 8 місяців тому +3

      😂😂

    • @sdube001
      @sdube001 8 місяців тому +12

      After reading the book "It", I realized he wrote in an angry style that rubbed off on me. I would walk around pissed off at everything, so I stopped reading his books. Best decision I ever made.

    • @miketee9095
      @miketee9095 8 місяців тому

      You could also say that their brains are in their asses, and every time they take a crap, they lose more brain cells.

    • @HPostal
      @HPostal 8 місяців тому +3

      Stephen King has to be crazy, his books are amazing. Dark stuff.
      He made me mad when he messed up the Dark Tower series.
      It was a home run! Why mess that up?
      Because he is crazy.

  • @LadyRobertaL
    @LadyRobertaL 8 місяців тому +79

    Congratulations on upcoming baby! Get that overnight bag ready! Can’t wait to welcome second baby Zed soon!

    • @IamCrass
      @IamCrass 8 місяців тому +9

      I'm sorry for your upcoming loss of sleep. It's going to be ok.

    • @Silencethemedia2
      @Silencethemedia2 8 місяців тому +2

      It’s crazy to think zed and his brothers are the same age and age gap as me and my brothers. The stuff he talks about is like he lived my childhood it’s crazy congrats on the baby I just had my second one

    • @magnifyoparah2402
      @magnifyoparah2402 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂​@@IamCrass

  • @WayneBarroncffcs
    @WayneBarroncffcs 8 місяців тому +50

    9:47
    About 25 years ago, I was checking out at a grocery store.
    I asked the cashier when she was due, and she snapped at me.
    "I am NOT pregnant!"
    Ma'am, I am so sorry.
    Well, everyone looked over, and when I went out to my truck, these two separate women walked up to me, the first said. "I thought she was pregnant too."
    The second woman said. "I work at the health clinic, and I can tell you now that she is pregnant; she is just denying it."
    I guess I need to clarify since EVERYONE thinks she violated something.
    She WORKS there; she was NOT her physician.
    She was stating a fact.
    A lot of women who are bigger, who are pregnant, either
    1 - Do not know. (This happened to a girl who went to school with my sister; she went into labor in the girl's bathroom and did not know until she was rushed to the hospital that she was giving birth.)
    2 - Knows but is in denial.

    • @freeradical77
      @freeradical77 8 місяців тому +1

      If true, the health clinic woman violated a patient's privacy and should be fired.

    • @Lily-g9l
      @Lily-g9l 8 місяців тому +2

      Whoa that second woman violated the pregnant checkers privacy by telling you.

    • @charitywightman3413
      @charitywightman3413 8 місяців тому +13

      Umm noo they didn't.. no one said she was THEIR patient! When you know, you know

    • @fatbloke6223
      @fatbloke6223 8 місяців тому +1

      Denile is NOT a river in Egypt…

    • @shannondonaldson5881
      @shannondonaldson5881 8 місяців тому +9

      So I read it like the health clinic nurse was saying she is a patient and she is pregnant; but now rereading it again I think it’s more like I work in a health clinic and I can tell if a woman is pregnant and that woman is in denial

  • @BJMauck
    @BJMauck 8 місяців тому +16

    Just started your book. On 12/28/07 when your Mom said “It’s okay to cry”, I cried with you. Loving the book.

  • @riaingardner9892
    @riaingardner9892 8 місяців тому +10

    Tyler, I worked for a principal in public school who went to law school. She gave herself the title Doctor because 2 year law degrees say Juris Doctorate (equivalent of a Masters). No one at the school or the district challenged her. My initials are D. R. so I signed all my papers to my bosses as D.R. G.... She told me that I shouldnt do that or someone might mistake me for a doctor....

  • @blackcatmom2996
    @blackcatmom2996 8 місяців тому +18

    Just listened to your book on Audible, it was fantastic! Listened straight through! Wow! My heart breaks for all you have been through but look at you now! What a great example of forgiveness and perseverance. Love and all the best to your family😘 I also left a 5 star review on Amazon for you. Hope to hear more of your story telling, you have a gift

  • @adamgarrick3778
    @adamgarrick3778 8 місяців тому +82

    The thing about Maury was that no matter what messed up thing the woman did to the man, they ran to the couch to make her feel better, even if he's having an emotional meltdown on stage.

    • @PruneHub
      @PruneHub 8 місяців тому

      Well look who he's married to. You can't get more leftist.

    • @connie2558
      @connie2558 8 місяців тому +5

      I was always triggered by Maury and Jerry shows because I would see people from my hometown featured actn' a fool.....IE MO. AR. TN woot woot

    • @mixedmediaartgirl300
      @mixedmediaartgirl300 8 місяців тому

      That's so wrong

    • @Firedrake1313
      @Firedrake1313 8 місяців тому +7

      I know some people that created a story to get on Jerry Springer for the sole purpose of getting a free trip to Chicago. Most of it is this type of theater. Don't worry about the people on the show too much.

    • @arsondarksea
      @arsondarksea 8 місяців тому +7

      God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven💕

  • @kampiestarz
    @kampiestarz 8 місяців тому +11

    My father came from Italy and fought in WW2. He was in the last group that came over. I visited the WW2 memorial in DC, and cried looking at how many people died, there are stars that represents thousands killed. My dad would always have moments when he was in his 80s where he was upset that the world never became perfect for kids. Now look at what’s going on, how can I not shed a tear.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 місяців тому +1

      Amazing that the US losses in WW2 were pretty minor compared to the other major combatants.

    • @kampiestarz
      @kampiestarz 8 місяців тому +1

      @@justforever96 I beleive the memorial shows all the losses from all sides. My father went so he could become a citizen of the US. Not sure if it's even worth it nowadays.

  • @rodritchison1995
    @rodritchison1995 8 місяців тому +21

    Whoopi Goldberg: 'I say President Biden nominates his wife Jill for Surgeon General; after all she is a doctor.' Of community college teaching. My Dad taught computerized welding at a community college for five years after he retired from a machine shop as a tool maker. That didn't make him a doctor of metallurgy.

  • @joshuaphillips231
    @joshuaphillips231 8 місяців тому +13

    I work at small restaurants in a rural area and I make a spectacle out of birthdays. Especially elderly people dining alone, & I love it! God bless.

    • @jsemplefelton5348
      @jsemplefelton5348 8 місяців тому +1

      I find that really sad if they are dining alone. I can't imagine having no-one. So thoughtful and kind of Joshua, to make them feel that little bit special on their birthday and maybe not so alone.❤

    • @LibraryLizard
      @LibraryLizard 8 місяців тому

      Extroverts vs introverts. Extroverts always assume those who are alone are lonely and secretly want attention. They don’t, but smile to make you go away faster.

  • @derstrohmann7450
    @derstrohmann7450 8 місяців тому +16

    That "normal dude from 20 years ago" Meme hit me hard.

  • @thevolatilitywhisperer7616
    @thevolatilitywhisperer7616 8 місяців тому +42

    Maury freed more black men than Lincoln may be one of the most accurate quotes

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 3 місяці тому +1

      Don't complain about slavery if you weren't a slave yourself

  • @benjaminschaefer1646
    @benjaminschaefer1646 8 місяців тому +39

    for people who don't understand BlueRay, and why it was such a big deal:
    most DVDs use red lasers to detect imperfections on the mirrored surface of a disk, almost exactly like a vinyl record but with mirrors. However it turns out a blue laser can be made much much thinner than a red lasers due to light wave lengths. Which meant the discs could be the same size but with smaller marks,
    smaller marks meant more data
    and more data meant you could make 4 hour movies in 4k resolution and put it all on one disk, as long as you had a blue laser to read it with.
    then of course everyone switched to online streaming and BlueRay promptly died

    • @AhngieCho
      @AhngieCho 8 місяців тому +7

      Thank you

    • @dukx3986
      @dukx3986 8 місяців тому +9

      You're awesome for taking the time to type out this explanation. Thanks

    • @benjaminschaefer1646
      @benjaminschaefer1646 8 місяців тому

      @@dukx3986 no problem! Glad it was clear and helpful! 😁

    • @neilschristensen9143
      @neilschristensen9143 8 місяців тому +1

      Loved reading your book made me laugh, cry, reaized I had some similarities as serious, but many not as serious. Thanks Tyler.

    • @neilschristensen9143
      @neilschristensen9143 8 місяців тому +1

      My wife ordered it for me for Valentine's Day knowing how much I watch you and Deeve

  • @Lofi.z34
    @Lofi.z34 8 місяців тому +26

    I'm a blu-ray user, they hold A LOT more data than DVD's and you actually OWN them. None of the "pay monthly service" shit where you don't own what you pay for.

    • @michellehankinson3552
      @michellehankinson3552 8 місяців тому

      Buy a few extras so you have them when they stop making them. I did. They are cheaper now..

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 місяців тому +2

      But what do I need it to hold more data for? I never a problem fitting a whole film onto a DVD disc, and that's what I want, one film, one disc. I'm not buying a whole new player and all new copies of everything I own in a new format just because there might be some rare occasion when I can fit something super long onto one disc instead of two. Screw that.

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 8 місяців тому +3

      @@justforever96 The picture quality on a blu-ray movie is far greater than a grainy looking DVD because it has the storage space to hold the larger file size of a high-res movie.

    • @serendipitouslydivine824
      @serendipitouslydivine824 8 місяців тому +1

      Amen to this. Why do people want to pay for a service? Real Goods should be what people spend there money on. Actual Goods and not a service is a much wiser way to spend one's money. .

  • @jessicafry9587
    @jessicafry9587 8 місяців тому +3

    I just listened to the book. What an incredible story. You told it so well! Made me laugh and cry and really appreciate the kindness of people! So glad you got your book published and shared with the world.

  • @ServeGod1st
    @ServeGod1st 8 місяців тому +20

    🤣🤣 LOVED the alien bit ! If they took our leader, they'd return him in seconds and pay us for our troubles.🤣🤣

  • @thunderbox5553
    @thunderbox5553 8 місяців тому +25

    I was at work when a trans came through my line with a he/him button on and "he" left his debit card on the counter so I yelled "sir! Sir your card!" And "he" didn't turn around because "he" can lie to the rest of us but not "himself". When I ran after "him" "he" said "he" thought I was talking to someone else.😂😂

    • @Firedrake1313
      @Firedrake1313 8 місяців тому +7

      We had a shoebox full of Id's, cards, phones....we'd dump it every six months. In the several years I was there ONE person came in to retrieve her phone. Keep track of your stuff people.

  • @tidasium1785
    @tidasium1785 8 місяців тому +28

    2:51, My best friend and I did this to some potholes in our neighborhood. The city came to us and said either remove the concrete or we're going to fine you. They also threatened prosecution and possible jail time. It made no sense

    • @brunomarzipan7894
      @brunomarzipan7894 8 місяців тому +8

      Makes perfect sense. Government HATES competition.

    • @pricer39
      @pricer39 8 місяців тому +2

      Just the city raising money for the city. (I used to call speeding tickets and library fines, "supporting my local city".)

    • @jay90374
      @jay90374 8 місяців тому +3

      If you're using concrete to fix potholes in asphalt, I can totally see why, definitely a hazard!

    • @RolandWilliams-fg1lk
      @RolandWilliams-fg1lk 8 місяців тому +4

      I actually know the guy in the video and can confirm the transport authority did fine him. Also from the area where he was fixing the holes and the roads are terrible

    • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
      @JFDSmit-rm6tw 6 місяців тому +1

      Temu is something between Alibaba and Wish.

  • @DellaSinoui
    @DellaSinoui 8 місяців тому +9

    Those extra screws are what were left over after putting the wings and doors on the plane.

  • @roosdad1
    @roosdad1 8 місяців тому +8

    "sweep it under da fridge" ~ Air Force Veteran

  • @yourfeedYT
    @yourfeedYT 8 місяців тому +56

    Posting a risky meme and getting banned from that group is a honor!

    • @stuarthynes6136
      @stuarthynes6136 8 місяців тому

      Then site gives you time out in ze cooler while you juggle profiles....

    • @MrPezdispencer
      @MrPezdispencer 6 місяців тому

      When an h is silent at the start of a word you use an before it. Like hour, honest, and honor.
      The more you know 🎉

    • @stuarthynes6136
      @stuarthynes6136 6 місяців тому

      @MrPezdispencer ????
      Clear some pez outta your head and try that again please 🙏 anour , anonest and anonour??? Or anoe??

    • @MrPezdispencer
      @MrPezdispencer 6 місяців тому

      @@stuarthynes6136 Look it up dude. You're the one who sounds ignorant right now.

    • @stuarthynes6136
      @stuarthynes6136 6 місяців тому

      @@MrPezdispencer look it up?? You learn English. My reference book is a circa 54 Webster's Dictionary that's 6 inches thick. Pronunciation and annunciation used to be taught... the more you think you know, the more you need to learn.

  • @kaidenhall9818
    @kaidenhall9818 8 місяців тому +104

    Nobody is talking about how the guy from Venezuela killed that girl and they let him go… yet I go to jail for a gram of weed

    • @mjengel84
      @mjengel84 8 місяців тому +4

      @kaidenhall9818
      Citizenship has its privileges!

    • @montanausa329
      @montanausa329 8 місяців тому

      You or the killer who should we be talking about?

    • @lancebrown1076
      @lancebrown1076 8 місяців тому +3

      Weed doesn't help depopulation.

    • @babaganoosh1969
      @babaganoosh1969 8 місяців тому +2

      Was it good weed though...

    • @beekeeper8474
      @beekeeper8474 8 місяців тому

      See he's better than you white

  • @jasonshults368
    @jasonshults368 8 місяців тому +17

    > "People forgot to teach their kids not to steal."
    > It's tax season.
    > Cognitive dissonance at record levels.

  • @jcflindsay
    @jcflindsay 8 місяців тому +11

    Recycling plastic.... I can personally attest to the fact this is true. The Fibers plant where I worked in Georgia would recycle waste polypropylene, nylon, and polyester. But the recycler demanded clean resin, no cross contamination. Plastic is not like metal, you cannot mix them or separate them.
    I suspect all/most of the "recycled" plastic is making those gigundus islands in the ocean.

    • @markusgorelli5278
      @markusgorelli5278 8 місяців тому +3

      Decades ago when biodegradables were becoming a thing, I read an article that said that either we go recyclable or biodegradable not both. That it would be too costly to separate the two. Recently observed manufactured items with plastic in the construction - the plastic gets sticky after some time. I wondered if it was happening because if was made with recycled plastic with biodegradables mixed in. After all, until recently, China was importing recycled plastic from the USA and pretty sure it wasn't sorted.

    • @peghead
      @peghead 8 місяців тому +2

      Meanwhile, my trash bill has doubled to pay for "recycling" and the large facility devoted to sorting.

    • @sarahc3977
      @sarahc3977 8 місяців тому +2

      Interesting. When I lived in NYC, the only plastic allowed to be recycled had to be #2. Otherwise, you could be fined if they caught you. I think my parents were fined a couple times for putting the wrong type of plastic with the recycling.

  • @tinoespinoza6434
    @tinoespinoza6434 8 місяців тому +14

    Chick-fil-A actually does minus cost of .40 cents due to no tomatoes on their sandwich.

  • @michaelwhite3009
    @michaelwhite3009 8 місяців тому +15

    I’ll never forget 29 cent hamburger Mondays and 39 cent cheeseburger Wednesdays at McDonald’s; ma came through the front door after work with a giant bag and yell, “it’s white trash night!!!” We’d all come off our rooms to horf down our dinner. Next morning’s breakfast was usually microwave cheeseburgers. Yum!!!😋

    • @billding7073
      @billding7073 2 місяці тому

      1962. Tuesday was Dime Day at Burger Chef. !0 cent hamburgers. Burger Chef was later melded into Burger King.

  • @jvstcu76
    @jvstcu76 8 місяців тому +4

    Thanks Tyler! This program is definitely in your "Top 10" list of the "Best of Tyler Zed". ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @robsturgeon8284
    @robsturgeon8284 8 місяців тому +15

    If you cant afford your degree. Why do I have to Pay for it. 🎉😂

  • @TBeard-77
    @TBeard-77 8 місяців тому +7

    100 % correct about the recycling. My son literally watched the recycled bin get emptied into the regular trash truck instead of the recycled truck. It's all a scam to make you believe you are doing something for good lol.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 місяців тому +2

      We used to have that, but then I found out there is supposedly two compartments in the back of the truck for each. But they didn't explain how they have dark and light green bins, but usually no system at all for which is supposed to be which. Some are marked, some aren't. Im not even sure which of our three bins is supposed to be recycling and trash. So how the hell are the drivers supposed to know which is which are every single house?

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 5 місяців тому

      Keeps the Save the Planet crows off their backs.😅😅😅

  • @upstatebowhunter1617
    @upstatebowhunter1617 8 місяців тому +13

    My kids always look forward to your videos! Grocery shopping is a blast, teller gives amount.. my 8 year old son shouts out "thanks a lot Biden" 🤣

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому +3

      Mine everytime someone going slow in the fast lane....Biden voter

    • @upstatebowhunter1617
      @upstatebowhunter1617 8 місяців тому +2

      @@kj7792 🤣

  • @kennithnieman9130
    @kennithnieman9130 8 місяців тому +3

    I've been watching this channel for years, it's my favorite and is essential to my mental health thanks Tyler.

  • @macethorns1168
    @macethorns1168 8 місяців тому +10

    2:35 Journalism Before vs Now
    This cannot be overstated.

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 6 місяців тому

      TBH Journalism has always been like that. It's only that we are aware of it now. For example during the American revolution printing presses claimed that Washington hated the militias for being untrained and was actually on the side of the British. Washington had to put out a statement by colonial run presses and he literally called it "false news" lol.

  • @Alexander-fr1kk
    @Alexander-fr1kk 8 місяців тому +22

    The waiters and waitresses who love singing, happy birthday are the ones with masters degrees in gender studies

  • @jaimejones3177
    @jaimejones3177 8 місяців тому +15

    "Excuse me! Its DOCTOR!!"
    Has the same vibe and levels of insecurity as...
    "It's MA'AM!"

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому +2

      Jill Biden😅

  • @johndough5854
    @johndough5854 8 місяців тому +8

    That first meme is an accurate representation of how my first long term relationship ended. Taught her to drive. Bought her a car. Got her a job. Then all the fat toads she worked with suggested she should go live her life 😂

  • @Docsjeff
    @Docsjeff 8 місяців тому +6

    One of the best in a LLOOONNNNGGGGGG Time Tyler!!!
    I’m a 62 yr old White STRAIGHT Christian Male ,so you can imagine how I can relate.Its like you’re talking straight to me🤣

    • @lindariley7037
      @lindariley7037 8 місяців тому

      So I guess you're used to being "practically illegal" like my poor straight white 45 yr. old son.

  • @andrewmanley7896
    @andrewmanley7896 8 місяців тому +2

    Excellent Tyler. I won't be reposting any of these. However my Sister, and I were in awe of this weeks clips. Keep them coming. WOW!

  • @davidbigd9047
    @davidbigd9047 8 місяців тому +3

    Talking about tax refunds: I hate it because they try to pressure me into filing even though I haven’t earned taxable income or never overpaid when I do have a job. Also, it’s hard to explain to my parents who live and work overseas that tax return is most definitely not the same as filing to pay them. That said, I never file my “tax returns” as I believe it’s useless especially when my “refund” is barely 100 or less.

  • @fumedrummer
    @fumedrummer 8 місяців тому +5

    The Obama rookie card made me laugh really loud. Thanks. Made my day.

  • @amicaaranearum
    @amicaaranearum 8 місяців тому +9

    7:34 Last week, we watched them empty our recycling and trash bins into the same truck.

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 8 місяців тому +2

      At work there are two separate dumpsters one is for trash and the other is for cardboard and I saw the same truck came and picked both of them up and dumped them in the back. I just throw the trash in whatever dumpster I want now.

    • @waverunner787
      @waverunner787 7 місяців тому

      Recycling is a racket.

    • @Emjay_blackdogranch
      @Emjay_blackdogranch 6 місяців тому

      In NY, we got “fined” for not recycling, when they threw the the shit in the same trash truck

  • @colleengarren1462
    @colleengarren1462 8 місяців тому +2

    Keep’em comin’ dude! You and your brother’s channels are the main reason I open UA-cam!

  • @yeetusdeletus9818
    @yeetusdeletus9818 8 місяців тому +2

    Blue ray was something created by Sony, it was capable of storing far more than a standard DvD. A good example would be the LoTR extended editions. If you got the extended edition movies on DvD, it would require 2 DvDs to get the whole thing while blue ray required only 1 disc.
    The reason why it was the primary disc for PlayStation and say not Xbox was because Sony had developed the blue ray technology and Xbox was their main rivaling competitor.
    Hope this helps Zeducation

  • @LifeWithMatthew
    @LifeWithMatthew 8 місяців тому +28

    14:44 - When you look at the sort of stuff Stephen King and his son seem to keep coming back to and putting into their novels (i.e. young boys performing certain acts on adult men) it makes you realize what they fantasize about.

    • @LegacyXJudah
      @LegacyXJudah 8 місяців тому +5

      He used to be one of my favorite authors. Now I know why my mom hated him. “His matzah balls are still doughy. He shocks for money, yet is actually mental.” 😂

    • @susanhayward9719
      @susanhayward9719 8 місяців тому

      I have never read one of his books. How did I know?

    • @LegacyXJudah
      @LegacyXJudah 8 місяців тому

      @@susanhayward9719 Apt Pupil really messed with me. I’ve heard he takes hits of acid and goes to sleep and from there his books are materialized.

    • @ohsweetmystery
      @ohsweetmystery 8 місяців тому

      Wow, that's really horrible and disgusting. I had no idea.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 8 місяців тому

      Missed that stuff, but I lost interest after Misery.

  • @bearing_aficionado
    @bearing_aficionado 8 місяців тому +32

    You're a World Champion! Don't let your memes be dreams

    • @ryankelly9032
      @ryankelly9032 8 місяців тому +1

      Wrong channel.

    • @bearing_aficionado
      @bearing_aficionado 8 місяців тому +2

      @ryankelly9032 so what! Tyler and all of us can be World Champions if we want too. John Ward said so!

    • @ryankelly9032
      @ryankelly9032 8 місяців тому +3

      @@bearing_aficionado I agree. I’m a John Ward fan. I just don’t want anyone seeing it to get confused.

    • @bearing_aficionado
      @bearing_aficionado 8 місяців тому +2

      @ryankelly9032 I dropped the line on Sunday and some dude got excited! He didn't know that John was uploading again. So he got even more excited 🤣

    • @bearing_aficionado
      @bearing_aficionado 8 місяців тому +3

      @@ryankelly9032 John Ward is a legend!

  • @davidrains3918
    @davidrains3918 8 місяців тому +3

    Aliens ; Take me to your leaders. Us; We don’t know who they are.

  • @jackystjames
    @jackystjames 8 місяців тому +2

    Zed! This was the BEST one yet. Couldn’t stop laughing. You may have outdone yourself.

  • @williammcleroy558
    @williammcleroy558 8 місяців тому +3

    To that small line of dust that won't sweep up: Meet the hand vacuum.😂

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому +1

      I actually vacuum my whole kitchen

    • @williammcleroy558
      @williammcleroy558 8 місяців тому +1

      @@kj7792 Probably for the best 🤣

  • @greggcoop1223
    @greggcoop1223 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm old enough to remember Mc. Donald's $0.10 hamburgers and $0.15 cheeseburgers

  • @haydensmith7551
    @haydensmith7551 8 місяців тому +6

    Jay-Z looking more and more like Whoopi

  • @molonlabe2645
    @molonlabe2645 8 місяців тому +3

    Good stuff today, Zed. On a side note, please keep people in the Texas panhandle in prayers. Just got word my dad’s cousin and her husband had to evacuate and lost their home to the wildfires in Fritch, Texas. Thankfully they weren’t injured and were able to save some photo albums and a few other possessions before leaving, but not much.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому

      Omg!!! Just heard😢😮 what happened? How did it start

    • @molonlabe2645
      @molonlabe2645 8 місяців тому +1

      @@kj7792 I don’t know how it started, but 40+ homes in my dad’s cousin’s division were also destroyed. Dad got a video from his cousin this morning and all that’s left of their house is literally the foundation.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 місяців тому

      @@molonlabe2645 😱😱🙏🙏🙏😥😥I'm so so sorry

    • @Retiredmom2
      @Retiredmom2 8 місяців тому +1

      So very sad. The news pictures of the winds were very scary. Prayers to all affected.

  • @antonbruce1241
    @antonbruce1241 8 місяців тому +8

    My sister has her PhD in Biogenetic Engineering. She REFUSES to let us call her "Dr Steele". In fact, SHE HATES IT!!! Maybe she's just used to "old broad"....

  • @user-hl7uv1hn2y
    @user-hl7uv1hn2y 8 місяців тому +20

    "STOP dead naming x..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinewhite6993
    @christinewhite6993 8 місяців тому +7

    I'm a woman and I LOVE the History Channel. I can also READ. Imagine that, Zed. Sheesh

  • @JoshuaLevigems
    @JoshuaLevigems 8 місяців тому +8

    Remember when Chlamydia Harris said "Wakanda Forever"?

    • @valenciasainz
      @valenciasainz 8 місяців тому +3

      I do. She even said her pronouns. What a clown.

  • @ChurchOfTheHolyMho
    @ChurchOfTheHolyMho 8 місяців тому +4

    When Zed sees the leftover parts meme and thinks Ikea and not Boeing...

  • @bevp7838
    @bevp7838 8 місяців тому +5

    I’m so old….. I remember when McDonalds sold a hamburger for 19 cents! (When I lived in California! But it was okay to say that back then. We moved to Pennsylvania in 1960!)

  • @sharongagnist6428
    @sharongagnist6428 8 місяців тому +3

    I still love the "idiots" woman!

  • @johns5556
    @johns5556 8 місяців тому +8

    Come on, tough guy Joe. They said you're too stupid to stand trial! Sue them! Send your crooked DOJ after them! Come on, tough guy. lol

  • @mightymouse9305
    @mightymouse9305 5 місяців тому +1

    You can sue The Government for damages to your vehicle if you hit a pothole but guess who pays the damages? Your taxes. So, ... Every different way, you pay.

  • @valenciasainz
    @valenciasainz 8 місяців тому +3

    There's a documentary on Plastic recycling in UK at they have to throw away almost all the stuff.

  • @clintthomas1854
    @clintthomas1854 8 місяців тому +3

    😂😂cobalt is in everything, makup, tinted glass, its even used in the oil refinery process. Not just electric cars. Still not triggered Tyler! 👍👍

  • @ankavoskuilen1725
    @ankavoskuilen1725 8 місяців тому +15

    Imagine the humourless people at Instagram, sitting there all day, watching funny videos, being offended the whole day and crying. Then they see a potato and they snap.

    • @troypinkerton9876
      @troypinkerton9876 8 місяців тому

      FYI, I believe its a frog or toad of some sort; but your point still stands.

  • @itsamindgame9198
    @itsamindgame9198 8 місяців тому +2

    Okay. The dustpan meme made me laugh out loud. Mostly because we all share in that pain.

  • @nicerperson1
    @nicerperson1 8 місяців тому +1

    One of the local delivery drivers told us, just before Christmas, "I dream of Temu - sigh!". It has got massively popular, it is a Chinese online shop that sells a massive range of products. Neary always has good stuff at very cheap prices. It is also famous for things being bigger or smaller than you expect. I bought a powerful handheld torch, it looked like it was mini-sized, but when it arrived it was the size of a kettle!. Still a good torch though.

  • @DakotaAP
    @DakotaAP 8 місяців тому +4

    A zed ylyl for my bday, I'm honored

  • @jaimejones3177
    @jaimejones3177 8 місяців тому +5

    My grandmother peels the labels off of tin cans and scrubs them all by hand...I still laugh at her.

    • @AncientRylanor69
      @AncientRylanor69 8 місяців тому +2

      why dos she do that?

    • @jaimejones3177
      @jaimejones3177 8 місяців тому +1

      @@AncientRylanor69 No idea. It was a big deal when I was a kid. I think the recycling place required it at the time and she just never stopped. 🤷‍♀️

    • @AncientRylanor69
      @AncientRylanor69 8 місяців тому +1

      @@jaimejones3177 thanks

    • @LibraryLizard
      @LibraryLizard 8 місяців тому +6

      I’d rather be the person washing cans than the person laughing at their grandma.

    • @AncientRylanor69
      @AncientRylanor69 8 місяців тому +2

      @@jaimejones3177 have you tried calmly sitting her down & asking her why & then explaining why not?

  • @madatu
    @madatu 8 місяців тому +4

    I liked the old one where the guy was standing in a ditch in water to make it seem the flooding was worse than it was.

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 8 місяців тому +2

      That would be Anderson Cooper.

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 8 місяців тому +1

      I especially like the ones where the reporter is "hunkered down" against the "brutal winds" of the storm, but in the background are kids splashing joyfully in the puddle. 😂

    • @geoffreysmommy
      @geoffreysmommy 8 місяців тому +1

      I remember one where the reporter was sitting in a canoe when someone walked past behind them. The water was about a foot and a half deep.

  • @Squidbush8563
    @Squidbush8563 8 місяців тому +2

    I used to say "never overpay because you could be earning interest" all the time. I don't anymore after looking at a bank advertisement that BRAGGED about 0.03% interest on a savings account that requires a minimum balance of $5,000.

    • @trebor6v418
      @trebor6v418 4 місяці тому

      I keep the minimum in savings. The rest of my money is in dividend paying ETFs and liquid money market funds currently paying >5%

    • @trebor6v418
      @trebor6v418 4 місяці тому

      best thing, no minimums

  • @lohengrin4009
    @lohengrin4009 8 місяців тому +2

    On the topic of employees singing happy birthday to customers, my wife and I took her parents to a dinner and the table next to us requested happy birthday sung by the servers. Their take on this melody was to scream it at the top of their lungs, my poor mother in law was visibly shaking they were so loud. The table enjoyed it so much, they requested it again for the other person at the table who was also having a birthday, so we got to experience this riveting moment again while the table next to us sang and clapped again for happy birthday that they had just finished not 30 seconds ago. I do genuinely believe some people have no clue how annoying they are.

  • @mikenixon2401
    @mikenixon2401 8 місяців тому +11

    I'm just reassured that as a conservative I am more open minded than lefties.
    I'm also glad I am reluctant to post and even try many sites just to see what's there.

  • @StonerDeer
    @StonerDeer 8 місяців тому +7

    Just informal here.. Blu-ray was ultra high definition and a scratch resistance that definitely beat CDs. They became the new standard of discs whenever there was a new game out. Harder to scratch
    I recently found this out because we bought our son at 360 and he's eight so yeah... Very very easy to scratch those compared to Xbox One discs

    • @BronyumHexofloride
      @BronyumHexofloride 8 місяців тому +1

      the fact most kids shows are only ever released on DVD makes it seem like a marketing ploy to get people to have to buy content more than once

    • @StonerDeer
      @StonerDeer 8 місяців тому

      @@BronyumHexofloride hmmmmm. Interesting 🤔

  • @WayneBarroncffcs
    @WayneBarroncffcs 8 місяців тому +4

    17:10
    I don't get the Anakin Skywalker meme.
    Someone explain, please.

    • @Undo743
      @Undo743 8 місяців тому +1

      In the movie, anakin took the lives of the young jedi. All the students.

  • @timedwards8944
    @timedwards8944 8 місяців тому +1

    Love it bro can't get enough of Zed kinda binge watching today to get caught up 👍👍👍😂😂😂

  • @teenapittman4241
    @teenapittman4241 8 місяців тому

    Tyler: “Don’t laugh at that”, while laughing!!😂❤

  • @greenman5555
    @greenman5555 8 місяців тому +5

    5:52 Secession is finally cool again.

  • @xavierscott11
    @xavierscott11 8 місяців тому +1

    Great haul today. Thanks team Zeducation! Happy Tuesday!

  • @codyryan1409
    @codyryan1409 8 місяців тому +1

    Lots of gems in this one. Good way to end a long day.

  • @azuraroycroft2419
    @azuraroycroft2419 8 місяців тому +1

    For Disney+ I was practically raised by Disney so my love for it is unconditional. What I do is just watch the old shows on there, and don't bother with the trash. I figure eventually someone smart will notice what viewers want. They have Ducktales and all the other afterschool favorites, my daughter loves it. Better than any new kid shows, on any platform, by far

  • @patrickcarleton3924
    @patrickcarleton3924 8 місяців тому

    #1: The old adage "Misery loves company." is so true!

  • @darrenlee4455
    @darrenlee4455 8 місяців тому +1

    Finished the audio book dude, wow, will be replaying it very soon as i know there's bits i missed.

  • @kc3810
    @kc3810 8 місяців тому +1

    Thanks Uncle Zed! Will share memes! My mom is 93 and loves to get your memes. 😂

  • @rc_hoov7374
    @rc_hoov7374 8 місяців тому +2

    Big Mike's rookie card! 😂

  • @suzukiegi5699
    @suzukiegi5699 8 місяців тому +2

    13:25 For the number of times I have seen people open up and actually apply pit stick then put it back on the shelf, not to mention the other areas they would apply it to, that needed to happen to those products years ago.

  • @JohnPingley
    @JohnPingley 8 місяців тому +1

    About adding/ subtracting for items on your food (18:30), what about Subway? They will give you every vegetable, but if you ask for more of a certain thing (like when they only give you 2 or 3 olives on a foot-long), they tell you that they have to charge you extra!

  • @hellcat64
    @hellcat64 8 місяців тому +2

    i think the sadest video ive seen (relating to this) is of a ww2 vet, crying because the world he fought for has betrayed him and crumbled to what it is now. and he feels that they should have given up to the axis if he knew about today.

  • @binbashbuddy
    @binbashbuddy 8 місяців тому +1

    I'd forgotten those circus peanuts, now I'm going to have nightmares.

  • @mckvid
    @mckvid 8 місяців тому +2

    A handful of Home Depot stores used to have Fudruckers inside them.

  • @bgil9381
    @bgil9381 8 місяців тому +2

    In the 1924 photograph of men, the man sitting is the notorious gangster Al Capone.

  • @John-st5gw
    @John-st5gw 7 місяців тому

    Another great one. Thanks for sharing.

  • @cBear-oso
    @cBear-oso 8 місяців тому +1

    at 18:30, Chik-Fil-A does give you money back if you ask for no tomato.

  • @lauraramsey6946
    @lauraramsey6946 3 місяці тому

    Thank you for the meme - ories !!! I love being zed-ucated on the current national crisis. 😂

  • @MarissaTucker-q1j
    @MarissaTucker-q1j 8 місяців тому +1

    As a teenager, whenever I would tell people nope, I'm not going to college, I'm gonna be a stay at home mom. I got so much back lash for it. Now I'm a mom of 3 and tell people I plan to home school my kids. Also, get back lash for it. Apparently, staying at home and wanting your kids at home so that I can make sure they are raised right is bad.

    • @socalnativeinazitsadryheat903
      @socalnativeinazitsadryheat903 3 місяці тому

      I also was a sahm , 4 kids, homeschooling, etc...after 20 years he traded me in for a girl. 26 yo. He's 56. Now I am looking at a lonely life of poverty and uncertainty. Have something for yourself that he can't take.

  • @mikecarr1484
    @mikecarr1484 8 місяців тому +1

    Been watching Tyler so long I think I see his first grey hair. lol.

  • @midnitepagan9118
    @midnitepagan9118 8 місяців тому +1

    Here in South Australia we've had bottle and can recycling before i was born in the 70s. early days were 5c per soft drink can, 20c per glass bottle. Now its 10c per drink bottle. Its even marked on the container weather you can recycle it or not. It made a whole industry about it. It was good for the environment, and it was good for young me to go around on the weekend and collect them up. I could double or even triple my pocket money back then. And yes i still keep my old bottles and take em back..... Pays for my beer. :)