My British Ex-Girlfriend
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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“Does a month count as a real relationship?”
High school boys: How dare you challenge me
Me and my friend essentially do this over gmail.
dont forget middle school those are shorter
my realationship lasted 2 seconds
@@thepetekidyt oh god, I feel kinda bad.
@@thepetekidyt who dumped who?
Finally an ex-story where the ex isn't a complete psycho and things just ended gradually.
Nice profile pic
@Gabriel Purdin Uhhhh
@Gabriel Purdin talk to Swoozie
I was the 600th like!
:D
As a Brit, we always take our first date to either Nando's or Pizza Express when we're trying to be fancy.
Yeah one of our princes took a date to pizza express the one who can't sweat
ITS SPOOKY MONTH
Hi
lol
AYo MaTE
“Ooooh cheeky Nandos!”
The most British thing I have ever heard
One of us one of us
ONE KF US *ONE OF US*
South Africa: "Am I a joke to you?"
No no no
*GOT A BOWO WAWA*
-What some Americans think we sound like.
i had nandos this year and got food poisoning
@@Picklepants-on8deuhhh
Being British, the moment he said "that was easy guys" I knew one of them wouldn't like it.
Are most people in Britain like that or is it just like 1 in every 10
@@cptchuff2741 probably guessed so from the kids, a lot of teens in certain places are like wild bears
@@TheGameChallenger alright thanks
@@cptchuff2741 no problem
@@cptchuff2741 we dont like americans
"Does a month count as a real relationship?"
Middle schoolers who literally break up after two days: *You dare challenge me?*
so true lol
Literally every day would be, have you heard Jenny and Marcus broke up? Oh yeah and now Jessica and jake are together also Jenny and Marcus got back together
dude really. im not proud that im a MS either ok
@@Shibtember I'm in middle school too lol.
@@Swagstufff i’m
not exactly proud of it either tho
as a british person, i'm considering going to a foreign country and relying solely on my accent to find a girlfriend
Talk About The Weather, They Like It When We Do That...
American bully’s: give me your lunch money
British bully’s: ITS TIME TO DIE
@@Zakalex The weather's splendid innit?
It will work
Say govner and innit alot
I swear Timothy is always more calm in his animation
“But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.” Matthew 6:33
"My girlfriend is from a different country" is the perfectly rational evolution of "my girlfriend goes to a different school"
Well 1st reply
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CAP
@@nukl33rgam1ng3 “But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.” Matthew 6:33
lol the sponsored bit at the beginning is my favorite part of the video 😂
Also as a fellow Idahoan finding a British person is pretty hard! I’ve only met like one person here with a British accent, and I had an instant crush too, haha.
You liar
@@mrrandom3371 how do you know?
Very Rude! If you give me proof that you know her, then ill apologize.
lmao
Maybe it was the same person😬
Seriously though, TimTom is the only guy who I’ll watch the sponsor because the sponsorship part is epic and hilarious.
Noodle and Ice Cream Sandwich do that too
Not true
Never watched mandjtv I expect
I agree
Flamingo
Roblox youtuber
Bro that ending: it was burned down for 40 years’ got me
Yea
“But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.” Matthew 6:33
"Did you know that you could read with your ears"
Me: I have been inlightind
I am actually reading this with my ears
0.0
It’s spelt enlightened
That typo makes the comment so much better
Me: * breathing *
TimTom: *OH I ALMOST DIDN'T HEAR YOU THERE*
*OH I ALMOST DIDNT HEAR HEAR YOU THERE :)*
PARIS
IN THE
THE SPRING
E
@@texasballunofficial lol the the
@@bellakittylover3148 spotted
Tim: "and I'll see you next month"
me whose gonna binge all of his videos:
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I laughed way harder than I should have.. how did you make THAT intro THAT funny?!? O.o XD
“who am i?”
me: **immediately gets an existential crisis**
Me: **wastes my time watching youtube videos and looking at memes**
Also me: I just don't know why i'm so dumb **contemplates existence**
WHO AM I WHAT ARE YOU EVEENNN SAYINGGGG
@@kVibesMank are you asking where in the video? if yes, then it’s around 8:01
I love the airport *innit*
Primary school kids cringe
Skidinnit
Tommyinnoit tea
Tommyinnit
AnimateTronixinnit
this is my favorite sponsorship because it sounded like he was going insane
Yaas
Ikr 😂
Ikr
Boi
Rip
I am British and no one here says "Blimey, he's the funniest guy I've ever met governor". We just say "Hmm. He's quite funny."
“But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.” Matthew 6:33
As someone who's bestest best friend lives far away, I really frickin relate to that whole "yearning and longing" thing🤣🤣🤣🤣
I met a group of people a few months ago on discord, and we always played Among Us together, because that was back when it was super popular, and we had a 13 hour time difference so I would be up, playing among us, trying to make sure none of my family heard my friends talking on my computer at like 1 AM 😌😌
@@Tehehehe18 now that right there is the good stuff. Amazing, isn't it? How we can make such strong connections with someone else without even being in the same room. And I don't mean wifi connections😂
@@Ordinary_Red well my mom made me delete the app because she thought that everyone I met was 30 year old men, and couldn’t be trusted, so I never got to become best friends with them, but for the 1-2 months we would hang out every night it was fun 😅
@@Tehehehe18 well... That sucks. Like I mean a lot. Also I feel your pain, my mom is EXACTLY the same. She barely let's me have UA-cam, and I straight up wasn't even allowed to play among us because we could contact other humans😂😂😂 but if there's one thing I've discovered, it's that the less you ask for permission, the easier it is to grow. I'm not saying just straight up disobey everything to ur parents say, I'm just saying that if their logic is flawed because they've never actually played the frickin game or experienced the app or whatever, then I'd say you should trust yourself too. Just something to think about ^w^
my girlfriend lives in europe and iiiiii live in arkansas....honestly now i know how my dog felt when she would see food but could never have it
imagine hearing someone say "right cheeky innit" and not falling in love
Or when they say OI YOU FOCKEN WHANKAH!!!
@@Couldnotfinduser music to my ears
I’m from England and I’ve never heard anyone say that
@@instinct8892 dude its a joke. im from england too 😂
Tim Tom: *gets hit by a rock*
Shmanda: you good mate
Tim Tom: yeah , but that ACCURACY tho
You know what @Mandjtv says "If its not 100 percent accurate, its 50 percent accurate
Me: I don’t like you
My brain: Ohh that’s cute
Famous UA-camr: Posts a video
Raid Shadow Legends & Audible: *Hi.*
NORD VPN
@@BigDickIbou lol yes
@@guarinagarcia2424 yes indeed
Can't forget honey. And raycon though they thankfully turned it down a bit.
T H I S V I D E O IS S P O N S O R E D B Y S K I L L S H A R E
1:10 We all see Junko in the background TimTom, don’t think you could let that slip by
Dingdongonroomba
Kills!! thrills!! Chills!!
Your unbearable
@@ZwishVr1007 what are you, a tanuki?
Dang it grandpa
1:09 "AW LOOK AT THE NERD TREMBLE HE'S GOING TO BURST THE BLOOD VESSEL CUZ I DISSED HIS WIFU-"
NBABFJSHBFHBQBEFA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA 😃
Not junko
Ew weebs you guys are cringe be gamer insted it is better
@@ProGamer-oi3pw pal you know that danganronpa is a video game right?
The sponsor at the beginning is amazing! It was very funny. ☆
The beginning is literally me trying to listen to an audiobook. Ive tried it before lol.
I don't know why the beginning of the video cracks me up where it's intense then calm.
Me: looks at homepage
Homepage: Timtom video is here watch it
Me: it knows me too well
Yes! :D
3:42
HEEYYY IT'S THE ELEVENTH DOCTORRR MY FAVORITE
Mine too. Bow ties are cool
Timtom, I love how she talks
Brit-ish girlfriend, Governor HE’S SOO FUUNNY Mate
also, not all bri'ish people say m8, m8
Bruh
@@pinkboy1181 BRUH TO YOU TOO
99% of Bri-ish people never do that :(.
@@orangethespiderguy bro just take a joke
I love how TimTom was happy with getting hit with a rock.
TimTom!
I'll be honest, I feel like Tim Tom would make an amazing comedian.
In one of his videos he says he WAS gonna be a comedian before his UA-cam career.
He would
@@shadyboyjulian6552 lol
Well technically he is. Comedians do bits, jokes, etc. That's what he does on UA-cam. :P
I don’t know what it is about him but I agree
6:51 I think the person who trew a rock at Tim Tom in his mind he was like
Yeah that’s for dumping tea in the Ocean
Wow you got us there
"Ear reading"
Never thought those words would ever go together
@@Corp_Gaming154 I’ll try
@@Phant0mZ_360 r e a d w i t h y o u r e a r s
These intros are getting better
They always have been great
*EAR*
*READING*
Yes
Fax
@@geotheleo2716 spooky yup
“DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN READ WITH YOUR EARS”, TimTom said aggressively.
Yes
YES
@Santiago 3 But funny
TimTom said calmly.
??????
1:10
the Junko Enoshima poster was what made me instantly subscribe and I am perfectly fine to admitting that
i thought i was the only one who noticed it!!!
I was looking for this comment
I was looking for this comment
“Shmanda” is the perfect name for a baby boy
Is it tho?
😂
@@samplayzyt2729 yes
When the world needed him most...
..he got sponsored
@Incognito Leader yes
He Vanshied
@Incognito Leader yes
....He came back 😂
When Tim Tom hasn’t posted in so long you know he’s doing something good
@Herro Jonah rude
He posts on Twitter still, so he's alive
@@WarlordofWarren It’s so weird. It was exactly like that for TJ Toons and Haminations (TJ Toons is finally back after 10 months.) It’s very strange why these animators have just left for a while.
@@Shayzy Yea your right I was just on TJ toons and realized he hadn't posted in a while
yaaaaaaaaaaa he is
I love how you did the frame saying I love borscht because I think its so good🥗🍜
0:58
"I got a trip to *England* out of it"
*Puts on Union Jack hat*
American moment
Meh, England is also part of the Union anyways
@@martinbbrian1574 Yes but its not the proper name of it and it leaves out the Scots, Welsh and the Northern Irish. That's about more than 10 million people! Although I am a Scot and support independence, we're still part of the UK too!
Sounds like dengland
This dude is the like the only animation youtuber without an end card
except chipflake
And the odd1sout
@@TurliTheCat this dude is the only relevant youtuber without an end card
@@EMOJlZ but have you seen chipflake with a end card?
As a fellow tall person, I can confirm that we all either play basketball or like computers.
I mess with tablets, I am tall, but when it comes to fighting I am a pacifist, but if I gave a punch, *ding* match over
My brother attests to that
Or play Netball
Ey tall gang
Can’t relate
I'm sure Tim's fine, but it does concern me that he hasn't even uploaded a community post to tell us how hes doing. If anyone knows what going on I would love to know, thank you.
Stop being nosey pal he doesn't have to share a single bit of his personal life
@@leonfatmandrawings that ain’t nosey. Simba is just worried and that’s fine. And yeah I’m sure Tim’s fine.
@@leonfatmandrawings im not sure you know what nosy means
@@KamiN1L fr
@@user-br4ib5lg5f lol
Someone *Hits TimTom with a rock on the face*
TimTom: What a good accuracy you have *Happy praise noices*
TimTom: "The gift shop had been burned down!"
Me: wow that is sucks.
TimTom: "-for 40 years!"
Me: HOLD UP
so it has been repeating the action before it was burned down
tim tom is 58 years old confirmed
It's a John Mulaney reference!
@@thea2003 yep
Me: **Sees Junko Enoshima Poster At **1:13****
Also me: Do you know how many people you have summoned from my fandom?
Finally somebody who knows danganronpa/ noticed the poster
Stop it... a 14 year old girl with a monokuma profile picture is going to scream at you
Who has summoned the almighty one
@@bruhbaboiey6284 oop-
*runs*
@@Quolphilia *U S*
My friend is latvian and I'm aussie, I can relate to the timezone thing, lol
Because all need Jesus and only through Him can you be free of the sins and miseries of this world 😊
no one absolutely no one:
Tim tom when britsh accent is used: OHHHHHHHHHHH TATS PRETTY
Kinda sounds like a kink..... not judging
I feel threatened
bri ish accent (received pronounciation or cockney specifically) IS kinda hot tho
I like British accent too
i loved that part :]
Timtom: ear reading
Me: not anymore, I can't here anything after that intro
Mtn Dew
Lol
“Blimey he’s the funniest guy I ever met govna”
I read that at the same exact time it played
fun fact:on Serbian govna means shit
You know that’s a stereotype I as a British citizen myself can tell you that
yes
"Nailed it"
the fact that he puts the spoiler of a car when he says "Spoiler" got me lmao
TimTom: *speaks in an American accent*
The parkour guy: I think I know who the imposter is.
The Parkour Guy Also: Sussy Baka
Bro. I am 185cm tall (european) and i like computers. My dad is same height and does the same. My cousin and uncle same. All my info teachers had over 180cm. That dude knew something...
Your family is diagnosed to Tall people Paradox
Symptoms: likes basketball and computer
Cause: being so damn tall
I am 196 cm and also like computers
@@bionictryhard2272 yup you are diagnosed by Tall people paradox
Cure: *none*
Yeah... I’m 193cm tall and also like computers
I am 146 cm tall, I am really tall.
Dr. Whom has got to be one of the greatest parody names I have ever seen.
Guys animators have lives too, give him some time.
“But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.” Matthew 6:33
I like how they still became Friends, this was s nice story
also, your British accent at 2:27 was amazing! But not at all what we sound like 🤣
Edit: Just because I said Amazing does not mean I think it sounds at all close to what we sound like. I said amazing as in funny amazing, not serious amazing
No buts it's understandable!😅
@@thunder-hedge True but I love how Stereotypical it is, how we speak in that sort of way, the words we say. And I've not heard anyone say Governor ever in my life but I thought it was quite funny
Worst accent ever but ok
@@thunder-hedge yup
It was funny but not exactly what we sound like (not close at all)
As a child that became 6:6 in the 7th grade. I can confirm tall people either like basketball or computers.
Dang, by the time your growth spurt is over. You’re gonna need a walking stick. Your heart wont be able to keep up with circulating blood through your body.
"Spoiler": *draws a wing
That’s not a wing sorry bro
wig?
@@Rush-qr1ve isn't the unofficial rule is that if you can stick your head underneath its a wing
That's a spoiler
I love audible thank you for sponsoring them
“who am i?”
**gets up from bed triggered** *YOU WANNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE? OK, TELL ME WHO I AM THEN TELL ME TIM, GO AHEAD*
**lays back down calmly**
I-
This was in my recommend as I was vibin with my british ex-gf who my bestie now excuse me youtube what-
shuttup with the
I-
*I-*
UA-cam KNOWS
@@15BN_Pickaxe121 And when I got spoiled Amphibia and was being mad about it with my friends, I went back on YT to chill and saw an Amphibia video with (TC Spoilers), and goddamit
@@junimoony lol. I was saying to somebody i need an olive drab t shirt and when i go on youtube on my phone. "Canadian standard issue olive drab t shirt"
"When I hear a british accent ohh that's pretty" Tommyinnit:Let me introduce myself
There is no one British accent, Tommy just has an accent similar to what people away from the UK expects Brits to sound like
@@jackorooney1469 thank you
eww, sexualizing minors
@@jackorooney1469 yea there’s thousands of British accents. Most foreigners or Americans think that all English people are really posh or sound really ruff and it kinda gets on my nerves
BIG MAN
Thank u for helping me with my depression with ur life story’s thank u thank u very much
Whenever you are so early that there aren’t even double digits in the veiws
XD
The 1 dislike is someone watching this upside down and didn’t release it wasn’t the like button it’s that good
He was a bottle not real human
Can I just say I really like how Shmarly looks. She just looks very welcoming like she would be everyone’s friend
I love your vids, any more embarrassing or notable moments?
This was a nice story. Whenever I hear "ex" I sit down thinking this is gonna take a while. This was surprisingly wholesome. I hope you get to see her again.
I like how the sponsored intro going to LOUD to quiet and peaceful. also EAR READING!!!!!1!1
POV: Your early and are disturbed by the number of comments
Yes
LOL why did I read the title in a british accent
I’m British and i still find your British jokes funny 🤣🇬🇧
Hi TimTom! It’s been a while! Nice to see you again!
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN READ WITH YOUR EARS?!? “EAR READING!!!”
"Airport, innit" 💀💀
me( in a quiet situation): "Okay I'm going to turn up the volume. Tim's voice is a bit softer than other UA-camrs I watch."
Tim: "OH! I ALMOST DIDN'T HEAR YOU-"
Me: "NEVERMIND NEVERMIND!" **Aggressively turns volume down**
Yeah different time zones sucks,Me and my best friend live in different countries (he moved 3 months ago) Luckily it's only a four hour difference so we usually talk either at my morning or at my noon.
I have the same thing except My best friend lives in India so we can only talk to each other when its Saturday and Sunday morning for me
We all learned something new, mine was ear reading
Ty Tim Tom for making these videos I really love too watch your videos!
As a British person this title makes me both excited and concerned
oi bruv
TimTom: 'My small little brain thinks that everything with a British Ascent sounds cute.'
Me: British Men?
DAs gay fam
1:09 we love the junko enoshima painting in the backround!
faxxxxx
love to see it
Somebody actually knows who the heck I talk about!
@@ragswag Honestly I thought so too!
i thought girlfriends where a myth
First I get chick fil a now this day is amazing
Mtn Dew
@@MtnDew4828 wow deep
Showed this to my British neighbor, she loved it. Good job Tim
E
As a tall skinny guy myself, I can confirm. People guess that I like either sports or computers
As a tall person too I agree
If you didn’t have her, you’d be like, “without you I can’t breathe”!
As a tall person who doesn’t play basketball I can confirm I like computers!
I can agree with htat statement
As a tall person I agree
same
Agreed
am 6'1
do like computers
Ah yes, the only channel that makes sponsors entertaining
cough, cough, SR PELO, cough, cough
Not the only one, but you know
not the only one
Ice cream sandwich does it too
@@lukeperry3454 and Ryan George
Me: *Silent*
Tom: OH DID'NT SEE YA THERE >:D
Me: But I didn't-
Tom: FREE AUDIO BOOK :D GET IT NOW :D
A-
E
@UA-cam Channellol
I don't know why but I love this "nice" so much 5:33
Its nice
Imagine disliking a timtom video
Cringe, can’t relate
I can
jk
@@vanessamadrid8005 I can
Not jk
Jk
This is the best ad read ever, change my mind
HEY YOUR STOOPSTED BE ON IMGFLIP OR A MEME
Gotta love it man ngl I love listening to you
Mtn Dew
Is no one gonna talk about the fact Junko is in the back when he smashs the piggy bank