Weekend Update: Guy Who Just Bought a Boat on Thanksgiving Dating Tips - SNL

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  • Guy Who Just Bought a Boat (Alex Moffat) stops by Weekend Update with his friend, Guy Who Knows the Owner (Ryan Reynolds) to share Thanksgiving dating tips.
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  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 5 років тому +3250

    Ugh, Alex Moffat is so dang underappreciated. His recurring characters are all hilarious. :)

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 5 років тому +59

      Yeah, I think Alex is very underappreciated. He always does a terrific job with his characters

    • @LycanLink
      @LycanLink 4 роки тому +7

      @Flashy Paws
      "Guy Who Just Bought a Boat" is not the same character as that dumb Trump kid, lol. I mean, if you're saying he doesn't have a lot of characters, I agree, but he does have more than one character he plays.

    • @magusvirga
      @magusvirga 4 роки тому +2

      His Pence is damn near perfect. It’s such a great parody, that it’s frightening how close to Pence it actually is.

    • @angiej3127
      @angiej3127 4 роки тому +5

      @@magusvirga Beck Bennett does Mike Pence.

    •  4 роки тому +1

      LycanLink Especially Mark Zuckerberg. He's DEAD ON in that role!

  • @navidb
    @navidb 5 років тому +5438

    alex moffat is a genius lol how does he do that without breaking

    • @blahblahblah3032
      @blahblahblah3032 4 роки тому +35

      He broke at least once right before Deadpool showed up.

    • @lordctg1091
      @lordctg1091 4 роки тому +38

      He needs more air time

    • @deborahholt793
      @deborahholt793 4 роки тому +5

      @@blahblahblah3032 not dead pool that would be Ryan Reynolds but hey maybe Goslin was a extra walking pass Deadpool Reynolds 😀 😂

    • @MsKeebe
      @MsKeebe 4 роки тому +14

      I wonder how the people they use to fill out a sketch keep from cracking up. In the Kavanaugh hearing one there have to be people behind Damon AND on the committee side. They are made of star Eric stuff than me.

    • @orlandofields1973
      @orlandofields1973 4 роки тому +3

      Probably how he is irl

  • @queenderp4558
    @queenderp4558 4 роки тому +2210

    Ryan Reynolds seriously needs to be in more SNL’s.

  • @Itspeteyz
    @Itspeteyz 5 років тому +2678

    “Bust out the real cranberry and she’s guarantee to ocean spray”
    LOL

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 5 років тому +54

      Petey Yang I have a small penis

    • @teresataylor2301
      @teresataylor2301 4 роки тому +3

      💀😂

    • @bae404error
      @bae404error 4 роки тому +10

      I scrolled down and read this comment right as he said it in the video.

    • @b_f_d_d
      @b_f_d_d 4 роки тому +5

      1:15 😂

    • @b_f_d_d
      @b_f_d_d 4 роки тому +5

      @@shiestysean" What ? "

  • @Chainedown
    @Chainedown 5 років тому +2992

    This Guy Who Just Bought a Boat thing is the best thing Alex Moffat is doing at SNL

    • @howiethao277
      @howiethao277 5 років тому +120

      True, Eric Trump should never be classified as the “best” of anything.

    • @antg3550
      @antg3550 5 років тому +64

      Howie Thao Eric Trump is easy to do. Guy who just bought a boat is art

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 5 років тому +47

      I like his Joe Scarborough

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 5 років тому +1

      Chainedown it’s a gem in his participation

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 5 років тому +10

      @alyisdead IKR? His Eric tRump is EPIC!

  • @Itspeteyz
    @Itspeteyz 5 років тому +721

    “Just use your fingers it’s bigger”
    Lol

  • @ivy16x81
    @ivy16x81 5 років тому +8758

    Sooo.. Are we gonna talk about how both Scarlett Johansson's ex AND future husband are in this??

    • @jrg305
      @jrg305 5 років тому +367

      I don't understand why people think she's pretty. Both of them are better looking than her

    • @shoooop
      @shoooop 5 років тому +59

      Sheridan No… it’s Reynolds

    • @millennialstray4215
      @millennialstray4215 5 років тому +745

      Yvette yes but I mean he’s married to Blake lively so literally no one loses in this situation

    • @WriterSnider
      @WriterSnider 5 років тому +147

      You mean future EX husband...

    • @aubreyyoung4610
      @aubreyyoung4610 5 років тому +290

      @@jrg305 because she's objectively pretty. I imagine you're a sassy gay guy or a heffalump.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 роки тому +390

    I need a crossover with guy who just bought a boat and the girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party. It’d be a nuclear explosion.

    • @mahershalalbaz
      @mahershalalbaz 2 роки тому +1

      Was thinking the same.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Рік тому +5

      Oh, absolutely yes. If Colin is going "you have to leave" now, he'll be hiding under the desk for that skit.

  • @JM-ll7jo
    @JM-ll7jo 5 років тому +4447

    You think Ryan just had that outfit in his closet and wore it to set?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +143

      If last week's Harry Styles episode has taught me anything, then yes.

    • @butcherboy2008
      @butcherboy2008 5 років тому +60

      He demanded to take the outfit as a condition of doing Van Wilder.

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 5 років тому +10

      Most def

    • @wbwayne8887
      @wbwayne8887 5 років тому +4

      Without a doubt.

    • @maggieromero7445
      @maggieromero7445 5 років тому +7

      Oh 100%

  • @Anthony-qs3in
    @Anthony-qs3in 5 років тому +914

    Guy who just bought a boat does not appear often enough. He's hilarious.

    • @johnlabus7359
      @johnlabus7359 4 роки тому +30

      I think that it takes that long just to write the script for him. Those lines don't cum easily. ;-)

  • @patrickchristy3191
    @patrickchristy3191 5 років тому +6936

    "No, fighting over C's. She wanted B's, but I said I'm paying for 'em we're getting the "cupgrade." Lol. First-rate douchebaggery.

    • @javier77th
      @javier77th 5 років тому +115

      Patrick Christy this skit was fucking hilarious

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 років тому +34

      Patrick Christy 🤣 except douches ask for double Ds

    • @mikesamra9126
      @mikesamra9126 5 років тому +2

      RR did ok for himself. He got a chick about 8 years younger than his 1st wife and she has those long, sexy, gorgeous legs to boot.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 5 років тому +1

      I think they did it for rhyming but do A to B implants exist?

    • @cascooter
      @cascooter 5 років тому +7

      Why would you pay for only c's, rookie mistake.

  • @contrivedresident5917
    @contrivedresident5917 4 роки тому +125

    Alex is DAMN underrated on the show! An incredibly versatile repertoire of characters and the ability to nail them, overall pristine comedic timing and a powerful, memorable voice that seals the deal. One of my favorites for sure!

    • @hiiiiiiiii3393
      @hiiiiiiiii3393 4 роки тому

      Alex is my cousin

    • @contrivedresident5917
      @contrivedresident5917 4 роки тому +1

      @@hiiiiiiiii3393 ...I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, all right.

    • @hiiiiiiiii3393
      @hiiiiiiiii3393 4 роки тому +1

      @@contrivedresident5917 I'm 100% serious XD. In fact fuck it come to our thanksgiving next year in chicago.

    • @contrivedresident5917
      @contrivedresident5917 4 роки тому

      @@hiiiiiiiii3393 I'll take your word for it!

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 5 років тому +2068

    When is their third friend ‘guy who brags about SoHo house’ gonna show up?!

    • @kathrynwolfe9020
      @kathrynwolfe9020 5 років тому +67

      Jade Nguyen He's in Naples for the holidays.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 5 років тому +18

      Next John Mulaney hosting? ;-P

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +18

      You mean Ryan Gosling?

    • @333jessica999
      @333jessica999 5 років тому +14

      It hurts when he pees.

    • @drew703
      @drew703 4 роки тому +19

      He’s currently in his semsety a bro bro in the Barcelon-zone

  • @decoydamsel
    @decoydamsel 5 років тому +214

    Colin being so baffled by them is the funniest thing. He's almost concerned 😂

  • @ericascag
    @ericascag 5 років тому +3336

    They both dated Scarlett Johansson lol

    • @zari2662
      @zari2662 5 років тому +5

      Who?

    • @dthill96
      @dthill96 5 років тому +434

      And if all goes well they both have been married to Scarlett Johansson

    • @ericascag
      @ericascag 5 років тому +79

      Zari Ryan and Colin jost

    • @sammyrivo9839
      @sammyrivo9839 5 років тому +118

      both were at least engaged to her

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 5 років тому +153

      Ryan was married to her 2008-2011

  • @Itsgabbycoster
    @Itsgabbycoster 5 років тому +990

    "guy who just bought a boat and guy who used to be married to colins fiancee"

    • @TheMrNobdy
      @TheMrNobdy 5 років тому +11

      gab c awkward

    • @smdesserts
      @smdesserts 4 роки тому +2

      OMG

    • @misstejeda
      @misstejeda 4 роки тому +4

      gab c oh crap I forgot about that 🤣🤣

    • @Unusualgroophy
      @Unusualgroophy 4 роки тому +15

      They’ve been divorced for years I’m sure they have both
      moved on plus he’s married to Blake lively?? So I’m not sure what your point is

  • @NotAustinV
    @NotAustinV 5 років тому +1791

    Look at Colin doing sketches with his fiance’s ex husband. 😂

    • @josephspringfield7221
      @josephspringfield7221 4 роки тому +37

      Akward

    • @PersephoneRising333
      @PersephoneRising333 4 роки тому +62

      Damn I forgot about that

    • @ruben3860
      @ruben3860 4 роки тому +72

      Omg, I thought you were joking at first, but then I remembered who Colin’s fiancé is. Oop!

    • @valenciadale3506
      @valenciadale3506 4 роки тому +49

      What an awkward family get-together.

    • @bryana50cents16
      @bryana50cents16 4 роки тому +27

      @@josephspringfield7221 not really since hes main writer.. so he creates these but go off

  • @Midwesterngrown
    @Midwesterngrown 4 роки тому +517

    What’s funny is a Colin is a head writer on the show lol. He asked for this

    • @klaudiakolarska3836
      @klaudiakolarska3836 3 роки тому +16

      I bet he wrote that CoJo joke too😂

    • @cameronfoster5838
      @cameronfoster5838 3 роки тому +2

      There is usually a separate writer for Weekend Update

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +5

      Che probably set this up.
      Nah, doesn't feel mean enough...

    • @laaulilinalauano6817
      @laaulilinalauano6817 Рік тому

      Omg it's a little awkward Scarlett Johansson ex husband Ryan Reynolds and her current husband now Colin Jost 😅💕

  • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
    @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 років тому +374

    They took this a lot further this time

  • @alexmoreno8568
    @alexmoreno8568 5 років тому +402

    I’m still waiting on Ryan to host SNL.

    • @TamannaDas
      @TamannaDas 5 років тому +8

      He has

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +26

      Ryan Reynolds hosted before in season 35 (2009-2010 season). But, it would be nice if he came back. First time was okay. Good host, but the writing wasn't all that great. He needs a better episode.

    • @locolopez75
      @locolopez75 5 років тому

      He can't executive don't like him

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 5 років тому +5

      Alex Moreno What you want to bet at least one skit would be a Deadpool one?

    • @annelise8243
      @annelise8243 4 роки тому +3

      He did an amazing skit as an Aussie coach in a a dance show for convicts! "He's biting me!!" 😂😂

  • @a24396
    @a24396 5 років тому +386

    "It's like a wet loaf of bread..."
    -Ryan Reynolds

    • @Theartsymuslimah175
      @Theartsymuslimah175 5 років тому +3

      a24396 I swear Ryan gosling should have came he was funny

  • @jeffdunn837
    @jeffdunn837 4 роки тому +43

    I just love the idea that they wrote “Dude, what’s going on??” and “Good god, man” as Colin’s lines in response to this sociopath making endless puns

  • @emmamarie513
    @emmamarie513 5 років тому +176

    Oh my god that fist bump at the end

  • @jennybasa5817
    @jennybasa5817 2 роки тому +12

    It's 2022 and just came back to this for a laugh... Ryan's timing is just impeccable. Love his sense of humor. He fits this role to a tee.

  • @chrisw9122
    @chrisw9122 5 років тому +69

    Everyone keeps talking about Scarlett and Ryan. They were married a long time ago...
    She's since been married and had a kid. She's now engaged to Colin.
    Ryan has been married and has is about to have his 3rd kid. Previously engaged to Alanis Morriset.
    They weren't each other's 1st loves y'all 😂

  • @mikem.3308
    @mikem.3308 5 років тому +710

    Vulveeta🤦‍♂️... this character is both the worst and the best

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 років тому +27

      Mike M. That one took me out! I was horrified and impressed.

    • @galaxylucia1898
      @galaxylucia1898 3 роки тому +2

      Macaroni in a pot...WAP

  • @TrapMusicNow
    @TrapMusicNow 4 роки тому +564

    We’ve come full circle back to Van Wilder days 😂

    • @vsaminat
      @vsaminat 3 роки тому +3

      The good old days!

    • @bherron84
      @bherron84 Рік тому +2

      Write that down. 🤣

    • @echolot
      @echolot Рік тому +1

      the internet dude, it's frying their brain cells.

    • @tspencer227
      @tspencer227 Рік тому

      And a couple of other movies before that one. And Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.

  • @MissAmesha
    @MissAmesha 5 років тому +40

    "It's tight to be here KOJO, I was in the areola" ....
    *spits out drink*

  • @lostbetrayed
    @lostbetrayed 5 років тому +30

    I've watched this twice and it gets funnier every time! This is definitely one of my favorite weekend update skits of all time and that's hard to say cause my other favorites are some of the most iconic ones in the history of SNL and TV history 🤣

  • @nomibynoother2786
    @nomibynoother2786 3 роки тому +38

    I just love Colin's clean cut straight man to all the nonsense SNL throws at him.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Рік тому +1

      Including Michael Che and Sarah Sherman trying to cancel him for racist, sexist, and abusive behavior.

  • @FML_85
    @FML_85 Рік тому +20

    Alex Moffat was underutilized and underrepresented his entire tenure on the show. He's a genius.

  • @Fathimir
    @Fathimir 5 років тому +424

    Aaand this is why the show isn't called "Saturday Day Live."

  • @grantmaurer9921
    @grantmaurer9921 5 років тому +138

    I refuse to believe this isn't an old Jake & Amir script they found somewhere

    • @rdear
      @rdear 3 роки тому +1

      Check out this coy diva! That’s an interesting point especially since Eater Piefell is a writer on SNL.

    • @Guxmen
      @Guxmen 2 роки тому

      Streeter as well. But damn, yeah I felt that Jake and Amir spirit

  • @judeau9151
    @judeau9151 5 років тому +114

    the writing in this bit omg

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 5 років тому +152

    love this. we need this man today haha

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 років тому +86

    This character is hilarious!

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 5 років тому +76

    Kate Beckinsale looked great in that orange vest...

  • @theuniquebean
    @theuniquebean 5 років тому +15

    I love how when they panned back to Colin he was blushing so hard. lol

  • @Alexander-px5yz
    @Alexander-px5yz 4 роки тому +37

    Alex Moffat is a comedy genius.

  • @johnwalbeck5068
    @johnwalbeck5068 5 років тому +150

    “Over the river and through my wood!
    Throbble, Throbble and HAPPY SPANKSNIFFING!”

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 5 років тому

      The SPANX body garment was too funny.

    • @bea4156
      @bea4156 5 років тому +6

      John Walbeck And Colin’s UGH after that was just perfect

  • @gabbymarlowe1723
    @gabbymarlowe1723 4 роки тому +65

    He sounds like those dirty text messages everyone sends for every holiday

  • @SadikiStGeorgeangemon44
    @SadikiStGeorgeangemon44 3 роки тому +30

    Ryan Renolds is perfect for the role honestly

  • @baldmitzvah
    @baldmitzvah 5 років тому +34

    this is definitely one of Amir’s cousins. Maybe Leron’s brother. Definitely a Streeter sketch lol.

  • @robertramjam913
    @robertramjam913 5 років тому +61

    Crazy that Ryan was married to Scarlett Johansson now Colin is engaged to her.

  • @ravjun1916
    @ravjun1916 5 років тому +157

    This guy looks alot like Eric Trump...

  • @jax422
    @jax422 5 років тому +87

    I want Alex to come to my family Thanksgiving in character as The Guy Who Just Bought a Boat so my family stops asking me when I’m getting married.

    • @sarina76667
      @sarina76667 4 роки тому +1

      Jackie it’s fun when you know the parody of a douche would actually be considered legitimate husband material by your family. Mine would do that too. They’re the “guy who has a hunting cabin up North” type.

    • @jax422
      @jax422 4 роки тому +2

      sarina76667 Every time I mention a new guy I’m dating my dad’s first question is “does he have a boat?”

    • @hiiiiiiiii3393
      @hiiiiiiiii3393 4 роки тому

      @@jax422 alex is my cousin but he only comes to thanksgiving every couple of years. Btw I'm not even kidding XD

    • @hiiiiiiiii3393
      @hiiiiiiiii3393 4 роки тому

      @@jax422 He's just as funny

    • @jax422
      @jax422 4 роки тому

      @@hiiiiiiiii3393 is he single? Lol 😂

  • @deborahholt793
    @deborahholt793 4 роки тому +11

    I hear the whole SNL cast WILL BE UP FOR EMMYS, WELL deserved guys especially weekend update 👍🏾

  • @UrbanDubbed
    @UrbanDubbed 5 років тому +9

    0:05 Colins little smirk preparing himself for a sketch with his future wife's ex husband is EVERYTHING

  • @essymuffins
    @essymuffins 4 роки тому +79

    This segment never fails to crack me up with how ridiculously hilarious it is. I swear Ryan Reynolds is always channeling his inner Deadpool. XD

  • @racheldollton
    @racheldollton 5 років тому +408

    Colin's engaged to Ryan's ex-wife.

    • @Producto101
      @Producto101 5 років тому +24

      Rachel holy crap You’re right!

    • @WickedChild95
      @WickedChild95 5 років тому +11

      @rocket grunt it's fucking awkward.

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 5 років тому +1

      @@Producto101 Professionals!

    • @TrilogyNjStorm
      @TrilogyNjStorm 5 років тому +5

      It's Hollywood what ur expect they all f..k one another lol kinda sad

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 5 років тому +3

      Eskimo brothers.

  • @bloomp9676
    @bloomp9676 4 роки тому +14

    I love this character, makes me so nostalgic for Jake and Amir, especially the scroll episodes. So delightful.

  • @AmitZinmanVideo
    @AmitZinmanVideo 5 років тому +44

    They should invite their bff, 'guy who has a hotel chain and just wrote a book about his daddy'

  • @dromerli6649
    @dromerli6649 5 років тому +34

    C: Hey your not on my list?
    R: its ok i know Scarlett..inside and out!

  • @asmallnarwhal
    @asmallnarwhal 4 роки тому +43

    This feels just like a jake and amir “scroll” episode

    • @laterz780
      @laterz780 4 роки тому +8

      No joke was thinking they had gotten Jake and Amir to do some writing.

    • @josiahls4859
      @josiahls4859 4 роки тому +2

      Shit was about to comment about this lol

    • @Drock1467
      @Drock1467 4 роки тому +2

      Paul Lumpkin streeter still works at snl so it doesn’t surprise me it feels so collegehumor

  • @khaleesisnow7976
    @khaleesisnow7976 5 років тому +131

    I still can’t wrap my head around Collin being engaged to Scarlet Johansson

  • @crickerdan8121
    @crickerdan8121 5 років тому +18

    Alex Moffat is so awesome!

  • @milesofmagic6730
    @milesofmagic6730 5 років тому +269

    This sounds like one of Amir Blumenfeld's scrolls.

    • @dedHESHr
      @dedHESHr 5 років тому +29

      Totally bitten from Amir.

    • @cowgrll
      @cowgrll 5 років тому +21

      I JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING. That’s hilarious; I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels the same way.

    • @quinnftt3441
      @quinnftt3441 5 років тому +8

      High key!!!!!!

    • @quen.tinbailey
      @quen.tinbailey 5 років тому +7

      YESSSSS

    • @ejoshcoron
      @ejoshcoron 5 років тому +11

      @Miles Actually more like insecure Jake. "I made out with my cousin!"

  • @Jhernan03
    @Jhernan03 5 років тому +59

    I'm getting a real Jake and Amir feel from this skit.

    • @Sener
      @Sener 4 роки тому +7

      it's borderline a rip off

    • @blahblahblah3032
      @blahblahblah3032 4 роки тому +2

      I miss Ace and Jocelyn soooo much 😭😭😭

  • @LuisMedina1
    @LuisMedina1 2 роки тому +4

    LOL. This is written like a Jake and Amir sketch and I love it.

  • @originalspiff
    @originalspiff 5 років тому +6

    Flawless delivery.

  • @roslyngrey89
    @roslyngrey89 4 роки тому +70

    Why hasn’t Ryan Reynolds hosted SNL??! Get this man on the show!!

    • @drakesfriendsamuel
      @drakesfriendsamuel 4 роки тому +7

      He has but it was a while ago. It was Season 35 Episode 2 which was aired like 20 years ago.

  • @RugbyNick6
    @RugbyNick6 3 роки тому +6

    Having seen Moffat sing rugby songs in college.... this seems very similar. Alex is great at this.

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 5 років тому +9

    The guy who bought a boat and I know the owner were too hilarious,
    "Just use your finger it's bigger" 😂😂😂

  • @savannajade973
    @savannajade973 4 роки тому +69

    I’m surprised they didn’t use the line “main course will lead to intercourse”

  • @louisegluckstan-by4zd
    @louisegluckstan-by4zd 7 місяців тому +1

    the look of anxious doom in ryan's eyes the entire time is what really makes this

  • @damianmendez5534
    @damianmendez5534 3 роки тому +9

    This couldn’t have fit Ryan’s personality better

  • @thebravesoul
    @thebravesoul 5 років тому +32

    I know it's Ryan Reynolds, but I still hear Deadpool.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +4

      Eh, not enough vulgar humor and fourth wall breaking.

    • @thebravesoul
      @thebravesoul 5 років тому +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 True.

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 2 роки тому +4

    Alex Moffat and Ryan Reynolds are just so perfect here😂🤣🤣🤣Ed Helms definitely needs to guest on this one day

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 5 років тому +20

    “They both come in a boat”

  • @jamesanderson6373
    @jamesanderson6373 5 років тому +17

    I had some green been assarolle last night.

  • @mitch2109
    @mitch2109 5 років тому +60

    This guy sounds like Amir Bloomenfeld with a scroll.

    • @natalyaweiss1020
      @natalyaweiss1020 4 роки тому +2

      omg he literally sounds like he’s copying amir

    • @Michelle-mn5zz
      @Michelle-mn5zz 4 роки тому +2

      Haha so true!!

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 4 роки тому +3

      I checked the top comments before posting something along the same lines. Looks like I won't need to. Totally agree.

  • @strongbad8315
    @strongbad8315 5 років тому +334

    My Ex Girlfriend cheated on me with a guy just like this.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +27

      Well, then she deserves whatever she gets.

    • @travishabursky4362
      @travishabursky4362 5 років тому +43

      She can kiss goodbye to orgasms.

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 5 років тому +3

      Does your girlfriend has a liking for generally similar guys?

    • @curerainbow4343
      @curerainbow4343 5 років тому +10

      Oof, that sucks.

    • @Sagicorn24
      @Sagicorn24 5 років тому

      It says bad about you, in the general YT dickhead opinions

  • @jamesskinner4752
    @jamesskinner4752 3 роки тому +6

    This sketch was 100% written by Amir Bloomenfeld.

  • @cowgrll
    @cowgrll 5 років тому +4

    Alex’s pun game reminds me so much of classic Amir’s scrolls I love it

  • @Akennalady
    @Akennalady 5 років тому +105

    I wonder if Scarlett Johansson is watching this, ex-husband (Reynolds) and fiance (Jost) together!

    • @bvaljalo
      @bvaljalo 5 років тому +18

      I'd be pretty damn surprised if she's not ...

    • @ryanjavierortega8513
      @ryanjavierortega8513 5 років тому +5

      bvaljalo Haha! I bet she is going to say, “Can you believe I actually missed it!”

    • @lucasorlando99
      @lucasorlando99 5 років тому

      Ryan Ortega I think she might be pissed

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 5 років тому

      Eskimo brothers.

  • @mary-gx5cl
    @mary-gx5cl 5 років тому +3

    the second ryan reynolds showed up, i really couldn't even focus on the jokes because i was just in awe of how beautiful he is

    • @notdantenathaniel
      @notdantenathaniel 5 років тому

      Mary Dragonee you can tell those on stage were too

  • @beccaantoine2116
    @beccaantoine2116 4 роки тому +21

    When Ryan rolls out and out-handsomes everyone by a mile. I actually said “Oh wow” out loud to myself.

  • @katelijne5272
    @katelijne5272 4 роки тому +7

    this is like poetry for people who wear a hoodie in a knot over their shirt

  • @KulturanCov
    @KulturanCov Рік тому +1

    Moffat really captures one fun and interesting thing about these guys. They're often hella creative. "Fighting over Cs" lmao

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 5 років тому +10

    A wild Ryan Reynolds appears! Quick use a Master ball!

  • @JonathanHartwig
    @JonathanHartwig 5 років тому +3

    “It’s a loaf of wet bread.” “Skin slinky.” Good lord. Hahahahahha.

  • @lightsea4205
    @lightsea4205 5 років тому +39

    Okay so ex husband and future husband 😂 Scarlett, how we feeling today?

  • @quietbirde1977
    @quietbirde1977 2 роки тому +2

    We Want More Ryan. He even lives close Please have him come on more often.!!!!!

  • @feddyfaburr
    @feddyfaburr 2 роки тому +3

    Ryan’s facial expressions are top notch

  • @BroletariatRL
    @BroletariatRL 2 роки тому +1

    1:05, that something Jake Hurwitz would say to Amir, immediately after followed by something like "A boat for this stoked, bloke makes the Pope Smoke Dope" immediately followed by "I rimmed my grampa in monaco"

    • @christeebs
      @christeebs 2 роки тому

      The whole thing is very Jake and Amir

  • @JusRaeDae
    @JusRaeDae 4 роки тому +4

    Did he say “gash-tag”?! That was A++

  • @8bitdaydreams
    @8bitdaydreams 3 роки тому +1

    Why are they so good at this XD Lmaooo Alex and Ryan are hilarious

  • @UrbanDubbed
    @UrbanDubbed 5 років тому +4

    2:40 why do I feel like that was a veiled joke about scarjo

  • @shreyapaul9246
    @shreyapaul9246 3 роки тому +4

    Ryan Reynolds has mad Barney Stimson energy here...

  • @betsyduane3461
    @betsyduane3461 5 років тому +6

    Is that a giant old soft decaying banana in your pants or are you just uninterested to see me?

  • @vanadiumlight
    @vanadiumlight 5 років тому +4

    I missed guy who just got a boat!
    THAT WAS EPIC

  • @roccaflocca4312
    @roccaflocca4312 5 років тому +17

    This made me more sad than anything. I feel like there are too many people like this.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +9

      There are. SNL's recurring characters are always based on real people and "sleazy prep school douchebags with little to no respect for women and bad skills in bed" are as real as you or I.

  • @sarahbeckett316
    @sarahbeckett316 4 роки тому +1

    Gawd Alex Moffat is friggin hysterical.

  • @markellthomas3060
    @markellthomas3060 4 роки тому +4

    This dude has me in tears

  • @jakedahms6005
    @jakedahms6005 4 роки тому +1

    This is poetry... DIRTY DIRTY Langston Hughes

  • @michaelengle9062
    @michaelengle9062 2 роки тому +4

    love how Moffatt looks like a proud dad when Reynolds gets going

  • @anjanadevikumar
    @anjanadevikumar 4 роки тому +1

    2:20 is when Deadpool shows up!

  • @ROLPOLOLL
    @ROLPOLOLL 5 років тому +29

    Mad how Colin jost is engaged to a woman that Ryan Reynolds was once married too

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 5 років тому +2

      Eskimo brothers.

    • @debrabolton9372
      @debrabolton9372 4 роки тому +1

      Forgot about that till you mentioned. Awkward or maybe not.

    • @ROLPOLOLL
      @ROLPOLOLL 4 роки тому

      debra bolton feel like most of America has lol

    • @heckcee6618
      @heckcee6618 4 роки тому

      Celeb culture

  • @orange_leaf4913
    @orange_leaf4913 3 роки тому +2

    OKAY SO THE WORDING REALLY REMINDS ME OF J&A

  • @roachdoggjr722
    @roachdoggjr722 5 років тому +43

    This guy is a richer Amir from Jake and amir

    • @stu5599
      @stu5599 5 років тому +1

      And he looks like Jake

    • @imwatchinberniemac
      @imwatchinberniemac 5 років тому +4

      No this guy is insecure Jake

    • @bloomp9676
      @bloomp9676 4 роки тому

      He finally sold Onealmond.com