excuse me america do you mind

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 4 бер 2012
  • bruce chandling funniest american
  • Розваги

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1 тис.

  • @changstein
    @changstein 7 років тому +901

    Is nothing sacred to this guy?!

  • @loganm4983
    @loganm4983 3 роки тому +219

    You could never get away with this kind of content today.

  • @Sternertime
    @Sternertime 10 років тому +748

    edgy, racy, and more than a little politically incorrect! classic!

    • @panterxbeats
      @panterxbeats 5 років тому +25

      Chandling DESTROYS SJWs During EPIC Stand Up Routine

    • @sean_69
      @sean_69 3 роки тому

      I just want you to know. I read this comment while pissing poop from my butt.

  • @EmilDellgren
    @EmilDellgren 9 років тому +448

    This dude is off the wall!

    • @Ian1329
      @Ian1329 9 років тому +2

      LOL so is your shrek pic!

    • @chrisbyerly
      @chrisbyerly 3 роки тому +1

      That means a lot coming from Space Jam’s very own Michael Jordan

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 3 роки тому

      HERE we go~

  • @TyrantTitan.
    @TyrantTitan. 8 років тому +778

    Has comedy gone too far?

  • @GoonOnFire
    @GoonOnFire 10 років тому +285

    "Going to drive my laser car, off of this laser cliff". I have no idea why, but that just set me off. Oh man, too great.

    • @youngwarriorpopocaca
      @youngwarriorpopocaca 9 років тому +21

      That record scratch really drove it home hahah

    • @tobyryberg
      @tobyryberg 5 років тому +2

      Goon! Now I know what inspired all of those GTA videos!

    • @jamesh8775
      @jamesh8775 3 роки тому

      ngl that bit is almost unironically funny.. almost

  • @GamerzPro1231
    @GamerzPro1231 9 років тому +352

    Fast food. HERE WE GO!

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 4 роки тому +73

    When I grew up my parents wouldn't let me watch Bruce Chandling because he was too edgy. But at least... I mean... I DIDN'T EAT THE WRONG CHOCOLATE

  • @yungsmokeout
    @yungsmokeout 7 років тому +96

    man these jokes are out of bounds

  • @bobo3417
    @bobo3417 11 років тому +570

    This was the worst standup I've ever seen. I think we should buy all of his videos and CDs so that no one ever has to listen to him again.

    • @25Celtics
      @25Celtics 6 років тому +60

      Beau Milliken who’s this guy? Bruce Chandling? Let me google him just too see... oh he’s gonna be here next month, I should go just as like a joke you know

    • @crazysingingchick
      @crazysingingchick 4 роки тому +29

      I watched it 3 times just to show people how lame he is. Pffft

    • @golfcourseguy3398
      @golfcourseguy3398 4 роки тому +37

      I can’t believe this. How do they really expect people to buy this...total crud?

    • @shanedavidm
      @shanedavidm 4 роки тому +9

      That's a goldmine man!

    • @ChuckBeans61
      @ChuckBeans61 3 роки тому +12

      this is funny funny stuff

  • @jackluby7685
    @jackluby7685 6 років тому +95

    Absolute insanity! Should not have brought my wife with me...

  • @pierceroe13
    @pierceroe13 12 років тому +35

    The best part about Bruce Chandling is how appeals to everyone, even the urban crowds!

  • @josephdale69
    @josephdale69 4 роки тому +29

    This stuff will come back to haunt him when they pick him to host the academy awards.

  • @lilyell6978
    @lilyell6978 8 років тому +92

    i like how they just used def comedy jam audience shots

    • @joes4194
      @joes4194 4 роки тому +14

      What? That's from his comedy special. The black community loves Bruce Chandling.

  • @wheelgunslingers
    @wheelgunslingers 12 років тому +39

    only refined senses of humor can appreciate the stylings of local comedian Bruce chandling

    • @Bingus2112
      @Bingus2112 3 місяці тому

      you gotta have a freaking TWISTED mind

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 9 років тому +155

    This is my voice (as announcer here) and proud of it!!

    • @SuperMoodyyy
      @SuperMoodyyy 5 років тому +6

      voicetube sometimes when i hear these voice overs i think like ‘man what is the guy saying this thinking’ if they don’t provide context

    • @crazysingingchick
      @crazysingingchick 4 роки тому +3

      Great job on this!!

    • @turkeyman631
      @turkeyman631 7 місяців тому +1

      lol hell yeah

    • @voicetube
      @voicetube 7 місяців тому +1

      @@crazysingingchick thank you, CSC! I'm sorry I hadn't seen this comment until now, four years after you left it. I will subscribe to your channel. Cheers!

    • @voicetube
      @voicetube 7 місяців тому +1

      @@turkeyman631 Thanks, dude! To this day it still a voiceover of which I'm very proud.

  • @adamheap16
    @adamheap16 10 років тому +63

    you truly are a genius kyle

  • @dannyclippinger6639
    @dannyclippinger6639 9 років тому +25

    Bruce Chandling is the Stand-Up Comedian of the century!

  • @Max-gw9kc
    @Max-gw9kc 3 роки тому +4

    you know if Bruce was still around today he'd have a netflix special called 'TRIGGERED'

  • @m0mason690
    @m0mason690 7 років тому +30

    This guy is off the rails!

  • @jaredlang6193
    @jaredlang6193 8 років тому +207

    Maybe a little more pc next time please.

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 6 років тому +2

      Awww does the libtard need a safe space?

    • @25maxman
      @25maxman 6 років тому +20

      Lol he was joking

    • @Jeff-xi7pc
      @Jeff-xi7pc 5 років тому +11

      Lucien Lachance I don't know if you're a moron that thinks he's being condescending, or if you understood the comment was a joke and you're going along with it.

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 5 років тому +6

      melting merlin
      I was just jokin

    • @tbhon
      @tbhon 5 років тому +3

      Don't let Ben Shapiro see this comment or he'll kill you

  • @crispy6311
    @crispy6311 3 роки тому +5

    He doesn't just cross he line. He wipes it off the map!

  • @Top10WizardReviews
    @Top10WizardReviews 6 років тому +16

    Bonkers is an understatement.

  • @donmiguel8289
    @donmiguel8289 8 років тому +24

    the organic dog food voice is definitely making fun of sebastian maniscalco

    • @crazysingingchick
      @crazysingingchick 4 роки тому

      That’s what I thought of too!! I love Sebastian though 😂

  • @blahness666
    @blahness666 8 років тому +43

    if you look REALLY REALLY closely...you can tell its really Kyle

  • @johndarcy179
    @johndarcy179 6 років тому +15

    I don't know how this guy gets away with saying the stuff he says!

  • @MrZliffer
    @MrZliffer 2 роки тому +3

    Gas prices joke so relevant right now. Bruce was so ahead of his time.

  • @StrawberryDonutKing
    @StrawberryDonutKing 6 років тому +28

    Ooooh, no he DI-IHNT

  • @pondababa4197
    @pondababa4197 4 роки тому +3

    Killer set, Bruce!!

  • @SesameCake
    @SesameCake 3 роки тому +41

    Ya know, I was totally with him until the "driving the laser car off a laser cliff" part. Now that was just TOO far.

  • @grazperrelli9018
    @grazperrelli9018 11 років тому +6

    This guy's WHACKED OUT OF HIS MIND!

  • @DeimosSaturn
    @DeimosSaturn 11 років тому +5

    "He's like the reincarnation of bill hicks!" -Urethral Sounding Magazine

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam 5 років тому +20

    This was from before a time of PC culture, when the culture allowed such lewdness and barbarism. It's a different time.

  • @noahjohnson6024
    @noahjohnson6024 4 роки тому +4

    This guy has gone off the deep and! When will it ever stop! The humanity!

  • @edb1322
    @edb1322 10 років тому +20

    looks like Bruce made it to NBC after all

  • @coolsvilleowner
    @coolsvilleowner 11 років тому +10

    I know, its amazing how he can make a joke out of people telling jokes. Its pure artwork

  • @wtffinger
    @wtffinger 5 років тому +5

    "a nightmare of comedic genius" * * * * *

  • @MultiJello123
    @MultiJello123 8 років тому +14

    This guy is out of control ;)

  • @J053PH4NTH0NY5T4CK
    @J053PH4NTH0NY5T4CK 11 років тому +8

    This is funny funny stuff man! C'mon!

  • @scottfallon1
    @scottfallon1 9 місяців тому +6

    This is not a real commercial.
    It's Bruce Chandling's fever dream where he's killing it on stage.
    It's what keeps him going.

  • @freshboi8745
    @freshboi8745 10 років тому +6

    this is like meta comedy wtf

  • @adamwest3264
    @adamwest3264 8 років тому +10

    This cant be legal!
    -West

    • @Puggpu
      @Puggpu 8 років тому +2

      +Adam West I hate you

  • @billythunderchode2569
    @billythunderchode2569 5 років тому +5

    He CANNOT say that!

  • @josephpolenzani5737
    @josephpolenzani5737 10 років тому +5

    holy shit I just saw bruce chadling appear on SNL lol. Kyle made it!! Thats awesome

  • @sledzeppelin
    @sledzeppelin 10 років тому +13

    So real.

  • @keenfucheen
    @keenfucheen 10 років тому +45

    i wanna see him collab with tim & eric

    • @msmazahs
      @msmazahs 10 років тому +19

      there's a sketch called "Pound House 3- Open Mic" on here with a brief performance from Bruce Chandling and featuring Tim

    • @crazysingingchick
      @crazysingingchick 4 роки тому

      Molly McLean 😱 I must find this

  • @mikailstacy8245
    @mikailstacy8245 7 років тому +7

    Going to drive my laser car off this laser cliff..???hahaha!

  • @greatsupper
    @greatsupper 5 років тому +2

    This guy tells it like it IS

  • @dannyocean9129
    @dannyocean9129 2 роки тому +3

    Bruce is one of the greatest comedians of all times. Truly groundbreaking and quirky. Really gets you thinking and questioning things. A Modern day Confucious mixed with Seinfeldesque tendencies. If you havent seen him live you really ought to.

  • @kennyhoskins5150
    @kennyhoskins5150 5 років тому +7

    Proof that comedy CAN go too far

  • @rickthaslickgamer
    @rickthaslickgamer Рік тому +1

    I still catch myself quoting this video 10 years later

  • @JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS
    @JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS 5 років тому +2

    I need way more Bruce in my life

  • @ElCidStudios
    @ElCidStudios 12 років тому +6

    I love you, Kyle

  • @jaretmane
    @jaretmane 8 років тому +133

    This guy reminds me of the lame comedian everyone "loves" on America's Got Talent (one per season)

    • @skate3745
      @skate3745 8 років тому +11

      This is so true, last year it was that stuttering dude

    • @bobbyworrest8183
      @bobbyworrest8183 5 років тому

      @@skate3745 holy shit I just looked him up and you are so right hahah

  • @MaJoDo
    @MaJoDo 12 років тому +2

    The camera angles, the sound effects, the editing style, all done to perfection.
    Hilarious.

  • @markmcgivin9581
    @markmcgivin9581 11 років тому +2

    you are so next level

  • @anthonyf4039
    @anthonyf4039 5 років тому +5

    Lazer pointers? You know what I'd like to do...? I'd like to take my "lazer" car and drive it off of a "lazer" cliff.

  • @Papscott333
    @Papscott333 3 роки тому +4

    wow i can't believe this video is still up, must've been missed by the pc thought police ban bots.

  • @benjaminfranklin4149
    @benjaminfranklin4149 5 років тому +2

    "...my familyyyy." Killed me 😂

  • @grahamsmith456
    @grahamsmith456 12 років тому +2

    the editing in this video deserves an award.

  • @hyun1141
    @hyun1141 3 роки тому +4

    The type of guy that would get canceled today for speaking facts

  • @dasenase
    @dasenase 7 років тому +29

    This is Dana Carvey's latest Netflix special.

    • @dasenase
      @dasenase 7 років тому +5

      it was like re-living 9/11.

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 6 років тому +1

      Harsh. Not the 9/11 post, the comparison to Bruce Chandling. 9/11 bits are tired.

    • @rachelw821
      @rachelw821 4 роки тому +1

      Oh no really?! I remember him being pretty funny back in the late 80s and early 90s... but I was in elementary school so maybe I wasn’t a fair judge....

  • @chipinsalsa
    @chipinsalsa 12 років тому +1

    I've watched this at least 20 times today and laugh every time.

  • @jacob4560
    @jacob4560 4 роки тому +1

    Give this guy a 30 year long career, completely unchecked!!!

  • @kevinmac2298
    @kevinmac2298 6 років тому +25

    Too edgy for me, total crapola

  • @TrumpMMA
    @TrumpMMA 8 років тому +3

    What did I just listen to?!!!!???

  • @dirtybanana3
    @dirtybanana3 5 років тому +1

    that lazer pionter bit had me rolling!

  • @saltinyoureye
    @saltinyoureye 11 років тому +2

    Heard about this guy in Life and People Magazine. Simply.... the best.

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul 3 роки тому +4

    He gets it

  • @Ryan-dr5sg
    @Ryan-dr5sg 9 років тому +6

    I love you.

  • @cannedkitty
    @cannedkitty 12 років тому +1

    this guy is really not afraid to tell it like it is

  • @ps2nolimits
    @ps2nolimits 12 років тому +2

    LOL such a good actor/comedian

  • @butchrodgers9559
    @butchrodgers9559 3 роки тому +4

    Joker (2019)

  • @DATBOYX24
    @DATBOYX24 2 роки тому +3

    More relevant now than ever tbh.

  • @matholimeu
    @matholimeu 12 років тому +1

    kyle is so good, he doesnt even need a full minute.

  • @scottkartagener
    @scottkartagener 12 років тому

    I just can't handle how good this video is.

  • @Laz3rs
    @Laz3rs 3 роки тому +6

    I mean l like dark humor but.... holy fuck.

  • @SpiritAnimalFillet
    @SpiritAnimalFillet 12 років тому +3

    Bruce Chandling. he's what you get when you take all the rules of standup comedy...AND TOSS THEM OUT A FREAKIN WINDOW!

  • @blizzaire08
    @blizzaire08 10 років тому +1

    so excited to see this character on SNL

  • @DJE6693
    @DJE6693 9 років тому

    Bruce Chandling has that Rodney Dangerfield type of delivery. So funny, and the cut for time comedy club bits are golden!

  • @iLSWx
    @iLSWx 5 років тому +3

    This ain't your mommas stand up!!

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 6 років тому +3

    Kyle’s sketches are so targeted at these niche ideas (like these “raunchy” comedy trailers) but they’re so fucking accurate it’s almost not even satire.

  • @farmerfrugal
    @farmerfrugal 12 років тому

    He's amazing

  • @pandada87
    @pandada87 3 роки тому +1

    Talk about a cooky prankster! Nothing's off limits to this mad man

  • @christians4937
    @christians4937 7 років тому +3

    This is almost too real.

  • @RipChord84
    @RipChord84 12 років тому +3

    I've been following Bruce Chandling for years now and his stuff just gets better and better. The way he can turn day-to-day activities on their head is just phenomenal. GO BRUCE!!!

  • @Clembo
    @Clembo Рік тому +1

    This guy and Tom Myers have got comedy all figured out.

  • @PaperMonocles
    @PaperMonocles 12 років тому

    Bruce Chandling!!!!

  • @revpeyton79
    @revpeyton79 7 років тому +19

    Unironically funnier than Amy Schumer's most recent special.

  • @jackganleybrah
    @jackganleybrah 12 років тому +4

    I simply cannot fathom how intricate kyle makes his comedy. even people who regularly watch his stuff get confused. pure genius.

  • @pepesoulful
    @pepesoulful 2 роки тому +2

    It was a different time. No way you would get away with this today!

  • @thisbeiONik
    @thisbeiONik 12 років тому

    i need to see more of this. NOW!

  • @jooonlove
    @jooonlove 11 років тому +13

    Honestly we should buy all his stuff so people don't have to listen to this.....stinky pile of doo doo......just bein honest man

  • @gbeach85
    @gbeach85 5 років тому +9

    I can’t stand this type of shock comedy. You can be funny without being offensive.

  • @Pheeelupwashere
    @Pheeelupwashere 12 років тому +2

    This Made me laugh harder than any real stand up lmao

  • @N0rmad
    @N0rmad 9 років тому

    Nothing like some classic CRAZY masterful comedy!

  • @nottrevorallen
    @nottrevorallen 4 роки тому +5

    someone needs to cancel this guy already hes completely unhinged

  • @boxpilot643
    @boxpilot643 12 років тому +3

    I like funny crazy comedians and this guy seems ok but some of the cuts to laughter seemed fake to me.

  • @Bzong
    @Bzong 12 років тому

    This is so brilliant.

  • @savagecabage
    @savagecabage 12 років тому

    ha this is great, well put together. id be fooled if i hadnt watched every video kyles ever done