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  • watch the crippled rejex new music video - "hello disappear"
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  • @bmenasco7650
    @bmenasco7650 9 років тому +833

    All Kyle's characters are perfect renditions of various dudes one would meet in a Southern California high school

    • @bigviel3298
      @bigviel3298 5 років тому +3

      Characters?

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 5 років тому +10

      I used to think I would've liked to have grown up in LA but then I went there

    • @SkeezyShadow
      @SkeezyShadow 4 роки тому +3

      thats literally where he gets his characters

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 3 роки тому +3

      @@SkeezyShadow YEs but typing out the most obvious and blatant shit on youtube is how to get easy upvotes.

    • @danterosenberg7506
      @danterosenberg7506 3 роки тому

      @@SkeezyShadow figuratively*

  • @henryheyer6700
    @henryheyer6700 4 роки тому +117

    in memory of my early best friend Andrew Jenson. He'd think its dumb that i make a comment on one of his favorite UA-cam vids in memory of him but maybe he wont now that he's dead. Rip Drew. Im still here dealing with these corporate piggies at work.

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 2 роки тому +7

      this comment rules

    • @sw8467
      @sw8467 2 роки тому +9

      He would of been sick of all the bubble gum boy band bullshit on the radio. Condolences dude RIP Andrew!

    • @jackjones8867
      @jackjones8867 2 роки тому +1

      LLAJ

    • @PS-lv1mr
      @PS-lv1mr 2 роки тому +4

      RIP to your homie 😢

    • @ericfelds6291
      @ericfelds6291 2 роки тому +5

      What a fuckin awesome comment

  • @KyleBeats_
    @KyleBeats_ 4 роки тому +125

    7 years later and this is still amazing

  • @smirch
    @smirch 9 років тому +423

    I've met this guy at a party, Kyle does him spot on.

    • @johnshears5160
      @johnshears5160 8 років тому +4

      +smirch Dude where can I get this ep? I've looked in every best buy and there is none of there cd;s? I would buy all of it and posters from the second one.

    • @TheBarroomHero321
      @TheBarroomHero321 8 років тому +16

      We all have, dude. We all have...

    • @MrAsmontero
      @MrAsmontero 6 років тому +13

      You are saying that cause you are a corporate drone

    • @thyop89
      @thyop89 5 років тому +5

      @@johnshears5160 not surprised. All you can find these days is that corporate Julie Diamond bullshit!

    • @yesvember11
      @yesvember11 4 роки тому +2

      Between all of Kyle’s characters I’m really not sure who the real Kyle is.

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesaraugustusg7196
    @gaiusjuliuscaesaraugustusg7196 6 років тому +181

    This dude is too good for SNL. He's a genius.

    • @koolyman
      @koolyman 3 роки тому +13

      corporate ass bullshit

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 3 роки тому +2

      You gotta be in cia to get on snl

    • @paradigmshift2223
      @paradigmshift2223 3 роки тому

      People on SNL aren't funny, so it's probably good he's not on there. SNL is garbage.

    • @justice5150
      @justice5150 3 роки тому +2

      @@paradigmshift2223 I gave SNL an honest shot after learning these two guys got on SNL years back. Even skits with them in them aren't funny unfortunately.

    • @matthewmccarty9991
      @matthewmccarty9991 2 роки тому +1

      yeah SNL was the complete wrong career path for him

  • @princessmadison588
    @princessmadison588 9 років тому +524

    Kyle is too good at playing this character lol

    • @ulysses7157
      @ulysses7157 9 років тому +29

      The secret is to feel the character
      Know him
      Think like him
      And let it sink in

  • @AcceleratingUniverse
    @AcceleratingUniverse 8 років тому +165

    oh fuck it's 14 year old me please stop

  • @ryanacehigh
    @ryanacehigh 9 років тому +152

    And people wonder why I light shit on fire!

  • @burnsport1
    @burnsport1 8 років тому +364

    So horrifyingly accurate that it's not funny

  • @spydermonkey44
    @spydermonkey44 10 років тому +119

    He is such a good actor.

  • @tuodekab
    @tuodekab 11 років тому +68

    and people wonder why i fuckin light shit on fire

  • @shvmichael
    @shvmichael 6 років тому +103

    One more road, and it comes to a bend.
    One more road to go, 'cause the road's my only friend.
    The life of a nomad, gambling his life.
    One more road to go, and this road is called survive.

    • @YoPuppet
      @YoPuppet 6 років тому +1

      did kyle make that song?

    • @shvmichael
      @shvmichael 6 років тому +29

      Chris Fitzpatrick of Crippled Rejex did 3:10

    • @YoPuppet
      @YoPuppet 6 років тому +4

      lol thanks bro haha

    • @andrewesty
      @andrewesty 4 роки тому +9

      I actually really like those lyrics lol

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 роки тому +11

      someone should do a real version of that song. It would be killer.

  • @322killuminati
    @322killuminati 8 років тому +229

    This is actually giving me late-90's/early 00's nostalgia.

    • @Archived0
      @Archived0 7 років тому +5

      Yeah, the word, "Napster" really did it for me.

  • @jonathangaines9643
    @jonathangaines9643 4 роки тому +34

    “I wish I was better at making friends and shit” 😂 ... what an emotional rollercoaster Kyle took us on

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog Рік тому +1

      ONE MORE ROAD / and it comes to a bend / One More Road, the road’s my only friend (“Survive” by TCR) 🤘🏼😩

  • @jaretmane
    @jaretmane 8 років тому +66

    I can't get enough of Kyle's videos. He's an amazing character actor, considering he's nothing like Chris at all in real life, yet he seems so real in these videos.

  • @mizmayo
    @mizmayo 10 років тому +38

    I haaaate how people compare chris to jesse from breaking bad, corporate ass bullshit...

  • @Enoughsenoughnomas
    @Enoughsenoughnomas 9 років тому +39

    Why do people need fukking barbie dolls, why can't they listen to truth.

  • @MattBrown93
    @MattBrown93 10 років тому +84

    I feel like Jesse from Breaking Bad would've fit in well with this crew.

  • @BenNJerrys2xaday
    @BenNJerrys2xaday 8 років тому +116

    Brian seacrest

  • @pimpinainteez
    @pimpinainteez 9 років тому +60

    hello disappear changed my life thx crippled rejex

    • @jaretmane
      @jaretmane 7 років тому +4

      Ive never bought any music online but I would buy a Crippled Rejex album

  • @KyleBeats_
    @KyleBeats_ 7 років тому +100

    This is literally my favorite UA-cam video

    • @loganwiemers448
      @loganwiemers448 3 роки тому

      Love watching your stuff man! It’s dope you watch this kinda stuff too haha

    • @HubCityMan
      @HubCityMan 3 роки тому

      Same here

  • @myriadpath
    @myriadpath 6 років тому +74

    Kyle is a master character artist. he identifies these pseudo-archetypes that are at once fully believable and totally generic. he is incredible to watch

    • @ThePeej
      @ThePeej 8 місяців тому +2

      Fully believable & totally generic nails it!

  • @leeder-
    @leeder- 8 років тому +142

    this is the best video on the internet

  • @linglingjr
    @linglingjr 10 років тому +112

    This is almost scary.

  • @ktl789
    @ktl789 8 років тому +39

    He plays this character a little too well

  • @DannyWilliamH
    @DannyWilliamH 10 років тому +112

    EVERYONE has known at least one Chris in Their life especially if you were a product of the 90s as graduating HS between 97-04 guaranteed you knew this character, Chris. From the Jinco jeans to ultra angst levels to compensate for actually wanting to be popular. It's been genius and I truly hope most of his characters get a legit shot on SNL. Chris would kill if he were allowed to curse on SNL. That or make them the musical guest, lmao. "The life of a nomad...." them lyrics crush haha.

    • @mattdogg65
      @mattdogg65 10 років тому +2

      there's been a chris skit on snl

    • @bertmccert
      @bertmccert 10 років тому +2

      and it was fucking amazing.

    • @DannyWilliamH
      @DannyWilliamH 10 років тому +10

      Chris L It may depend on area of the country as we're about the same age and Chris is rocking some Jnco jeans like so many I used to know. Chris, I'd guess, loves System of a Down and The Matrix. He'd dig some 80s metal but only the "old shit...like before Metallica went gay and corporate". I think the grunge scene (hate that term) would be too corporate for him but only after Cobain died. He definitely thinks Donny Darko is the deepest movie ever made, haha. It could be region but we're a year apart and I knew so many of this exact character. I'd guess he loves the line of humans being viruses from the matrix. A kid I knew that looked and acted exactly like Chris used to write that whole line/scene on the back if his school papers haha. Maybe it's a regional thing? I dunno but in all respect, in my region, Chris is a product of the 90s. I'm in the Midwest so could be different?

    • @DannyWilliamH
      @DannyWilliamH 10 років тому +3

      Chris L Sorry to double post but I forgot to mention he also refers to "bubble gum boy bands" and things that, to me, are clearly late 90s-early 2000s. Plus, Kyle is roughly our age, I think. Not sure but it's not a debate anyway as each person takes what they experience from it. Again, to you and your area it may read more like late 80s-early 90s. Funny regardless.

    • @WestfortProductions
      @WestfortProductions 9 років тому

      Hahaha You're right!

  • @ianm89
    @ianm89 12 років тому +12

    Even if the band falls apart Uncle Tommy will always be there.

  • @DirtyBoySingToGod
    @DirtyBoySingToGod 9 років тому +54

    Kyle's character reminds me of Dylan Klebold in those "basement tapes"

    • @basedlord
      @basedlord 8 років тому

      exactly

    • @tyrizzlemanizzle
      @tyrizzlemanizzle 8 років тому

      yesss 😂😂

    • @ge7296
      @ge7296 7 років тому

      this made my day

    • @OldSchool82
      @OldSchool82 4 роки тому +1

      whiny pussy,him and his boyfriend...he couldnt get a girlfriend and eric couldnt go to the military so they take it out on those that wouldve mattered.

  • @Ryan-dr5sg
    @Ryan-dr5sg 10 років тому +84

    What's sad is some kids in school that I knew acted like this character lol.

  • @Aeshir2
    @Aeshir2 10 років тому +75

    9 out of ten doctors degree

  • @IanR1205
    @IanR1205 4 роки тому +8

    Their sound is so original. Unlike any other rock band from the late 90’s early 2000’s.

  • @MaximumMagnum
    @MaximumMagnum 10 років тому +99

    That acoustic song at the end was actually pretty sick

    • @neurogenica
      @neurogenica 10 років тому +8

      Lol thats what I was thinking, if it was played right it'd be pretty good.

    • @psyghtseer
      @psyghtseer 6 років тому +4

      lol its basically danger keep away by slipknot

    • @gbeach85
      @gbeach85 6 років тому

      Lol I thought the same thing.

  • @michaelgustin9373
    @michaelgustin9373 6 років тому +10

    This one of the most depressing videos I’ve ever seen..... but I love it.

  • @Nobody-ls3ez
    @Nobody-ls3ez 9 років тому +11

    I've watched this 4 minutes of comedy perfection at least 50 times

  • @jonjay2525
    @jonjay2525 9 років тому +22

    this is the funniest character ever

  • @prorobo
    @prorobo 12 років тому +6

    This is simply amazing on every possible level. Kyle might be the most talented editor ever to recreate all the different genres he does. Wicked fucking awesome.

  • @whatistau
    @whatistau 10 років тому +7

    this is scary in a way he reminds me of guys from COLUMBINE SCHOOL MASSACRE in 1999, or WOODSTOCK'99 type of mayhem kids. Either way it so on point.

  • @schoenapan
    @schoenapan 12 років тому +5

    "there is nothing out there that sounds like this"

  • @justinsheteron5053
    @justinsheteron5053 8 років тому +90

    The song at the end actually songs kinda cool

    • @psyghtseer
      @psyghtseer 6 років тому +1

      its basically danger keep away by slipknot

  • @milkman6848
    @milkman6848 7 років тому +11

    i feel like there's a lot of the real kyle in this character

  • @JamesJenkemJingleHeimerShit
    @JamesJenkemJingleHeimerShit 8 років тому +47

    anybody have the tabs for that last song im trying to use it for open mic night at applebees this thursday any help is appreciated

  • @TheVinceLyons
    @TheVinceLyons 3 роки тому +5

    He needs his OWN show. You fuckin hear me corporate America? Huh?

  • @jwadsworth8
    @jwadsworth8 9 років тому +67

    1:48 heard a bit o' kyle for a second there

  • @quinnburt
    @quinnburt 12 років тому +3

    Fuck man. I'm so amped for this EP. It's amazing to see how far chris has come. I remember the myspace page a few years back and "Hello Disappear" beats anything from it.

  • @ther6989
    @ther6989 6 років тому +17

    Kyle's contrast in characters is so convincing that you'd think he has multiple personality disorder

  • @rileymcfadden75
    @rileymcfadden75 6 років тому +17

    Corporate piggieees 🎶

  • @andrewluzio4445
    @andrewluzio4445 9 років тому +11

    yeah, if that acoustic song at the end was played a little better, it would actually be really good.

    • @CradlePayne
      @CradlePayne 9 років тому +1

      Agreed lol. Very grungy I love it.

  • @thyop89
    @thyop89 5 років тому +3

    This is hillariously spot on! I hung out with so many Chris's in high school and this just makes me nostalgic!

  • @chrism.3469
    @chrism.3469 9 років тому +1

    "Do I need this math? Do I need a fucking Pythagoris Theorem to play my fucking guitar? Tell me that." hahaha

  • @ThriveIgniteFitness
    @ThriveIgniteFitness 8 років тому +5

    Full on genius this, so subtle, I thought it was real

  • @DerpPurple
    @DerpPurple 11 років тому +2

    Everything about this is spot on. This is definitely one of my most appreciated kyle videos. I love how cocky he gets about his band at 2:20 haha, seen that a lot. Also the self consciousness at 3:05 and even in the beginning, the music pairing with his childhood anger. Seriously great :)

  • @NathanAGoss
    @NathanAGoss 3 місяці тому

    The most underrated part is the drummer running with his hand in his pocket....this attention to detail is low-key amazing.

  • @magvs_mæstro216
    @magvs_mæstro216 2 місяці тому +1

    The outro song is pretty dope actually. Even if it wasn't perfect. Sounds like something id have on repeat while on DXM in "high"school

  • @packersrevolution
    @packersrevolution 7 років тому +1

    Still watching all these videos in 2017 also Brigsby Bear was awesome! Love you guys!

  • @mattisprettycool
    @mattisprettycool 12 років тому +3

    holy fuck this is so amazing. kyle is seriously one of the most talented actors today.

  • @Orangelemonblue
    @Orangelemonblue 11 років тому +4

    and people wonder why I light shit on fire.

  • @RareCandyRehab
    @RareCandyRehab 7 років тому +3

    The best video on UA-cam.

  • @truthofdsp
    @truthofdsp 7 років тому +1

    Man you guys really put a lot into your skits. Good job mate!

  • @dylananderson7191
    @dylananderson7191 5 років тому +1

    God hes really a great actor man. I would love to see what he could do in a dramatic role or something serious. I bet he would honestly kill it man.

    • @Lmvtthivz
      @Lmvtthivz 4 роки тому

      Dylan Anderson so true

  • @callofdutypandemic
    @callofdutypandemic 7 років тому +1

    it's sad my generation will never know a REAL music like thism..

  • @estevanmunoz_
    @estevanmunoz_ 12 років тому +1

    kyle is seriously a good actor. the "i guess.. i fucking wish i was better at making friends and shit" line is really great.

  • @ellebeesee
    @ellebeesee 12 років тому +2

    this makes me feel like i can do anything

  • @rumpyclaybork
    @rumpyclaybork 11 років тому +3

    kyle is a comedic genius but no one gives dave credit. dave you are an amazing filmer/editing. thats the reason this video is so good because it seems like a legit documentary. is there anyway you can tell me where you got the background music in the beginning and throughout the "interviews"?

  • @tylerc8701
    @tylerc8701 7 років тому +7

    Is the acoustic song at the end an actual song or did he just make that shit up for the video? Actually sounds pretty good

  • @Drawzi
    @Drawzi 11 років тому +1

    He represents every angsty 90's teen ever

  • @Mike_nym
    @Mike_nym 5 років тому +1

    I just discovered this. Hysterical

  • @Djchamploo132
    @Djchamploo132 12 років тому +2

    I barely laugh at anything, but the part where he was like "YOU ARE THE BLACKNESS YOU ARE THE DARKNESS" I fucking lost it. Thanks kyle and david for another hilarious video

  • @gregkrazanski
    @gregkrazanski 12 років тому +1

    "I guess... I fucking wish I was better at making friends and shit?" lol best acted line in history

  • @UploadN0ob
    @UploadN0ob 6 років тому +2

    "try and find our what Brian Seacreast wants us to listen to"

  • @nvmimfine99
    @nvmimfine99 12 років тому +1

    THE TIME IS NOW AND
    THE PLACE IS HERE
    GOODBYE CRUEL TRUTH
    HELLO DISAPPEAR

  • @grrlsmusic3207
    @grrlsmusic3207 7 років тому +6

    Omg the girl on bass is Harmony from Girlpool wtf

  • @Mcstrat22
    @Mcstrat22 12 років тому

    God that acoustic song at the end has been stuck in my head all day.. Im outside doing yardwork singing, "One more road and it comes to a bend." haha

  • @zacharybell9782
    @zacharybell9782 7 років тому +2

    My current favorite SNL skit involves anything Chris. I am have moved by how different and groundbreaking this is.

  • @timsilva_
    @timsilva_ 8 років тому +5

    I recently stumbled upon this classic Nirvana interview (watch?v=uWpe0FpT5IQ), and it totally reminded me of this crippled rejex exposed video! So classic... this is one of your best Kyle. :)

    • @timsilva_
      @timsilva_ 8 років тому +1

      Seriously, skip to 3:20 of this video, and its totally Chris' character! (watch?v=uWpe0FpT5IQ)

    • @someeggs7367
      @someeggs7367 8 років тому +3

      Tim Silva who would go to that link

  • @codyflitcraft8311
    @codyflitcraft8311 4 роки тому +2

    why this guy act like every prep cook iv ever met

  • @violetliu5292
    @violetliu5292 4 роки тому +1

    It's so hard to believe that Chris is not a real person

  • @abraxasjinx5207
    @abraxasjinx5207 Місяць тому

    This guy's got young Matthew Mconaughey vibes. I'm especially reminded of his character in Dazed and Confused.

  • @maxypoo43
    @maxypoo43 12 років тому +1

    His acting was so good. It actually made me feel a little bit uncomfortable at one point.

  • @ASolarMolar
    @ASolarMolar 12 років тому

    It's moving away from comedy into something else that I still love.

  • @zanjero6936
    @zanjero6936 9 років тому +2

    this is too adorable for me to handle

  • @Battshimself
    @Battshimself 3 роки тому

    Holy shit.. Its like going back to high school in the 90's

  • @auntjemima911
    @auntjemima911 11 років тому

    I can't stop listening to the song at the end.

  • @collincushing1068
    @collincushing1068 8 років тому +2

    I watch this at least once a week.

  • @gregkrazanski
    @gregkrazanski 11 років тому

    9/10 doctors degree LOOOOOOOL. This character and film making are PERFECT. David, you are a master film maker.

  • @FayhaPolite
    @FayhaPolite 7 років тому +1

    Those 61 dislikes were corporate america

  • @jmahn14
    @jmahn14 8 років тому +1

    what's funny is if you actually took these lyrics and produced/performed those songs seriously, they might actually sell lmao

  • @Krackerjax
    @Krackerjax 12 років тому +1

    2:58 dat face he sneaks in haunts me

  • @a-manlordsoftime755
    @a-manlordsoftime755 3 роки тому

    “You are the blackness you are the darkness”😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 craziest part is that even in 2021 this type of dude still exists in high school I’ve met him

  • @YBABTU
    @YBABTU 6 років тому +1

    "9 out of 10 doctors degree, our band fucking kicks any other band's ass."

  • @dhill6025
    @dhill6025 6 років тому

    This is so perfect. I was crying for so long.

  • @buckbrown9691
    @buckbrown9691 4 роки тому

    One day, kyle will be a legend among the snl cast and he'll gear up to reprise his roll as chris and the cripled rejex will be the snl band that night....

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 11 років тому

    I think it's interesting how different he looks when he does this character. It's more than just not wearing his glasses or having a goatee; it's his facial expressions, too.

  • @davevexer
    @davevexer 12 років тому

    he plays this guy so well. i think everyone knows someone EXACTLY like this

  • @billythekid22220
    @billythekid22220 2 роки тому

    This is where Trevor Wallace got his inspiration for his Kyle videos

  • @OneNakedGhost
    @OneNakedGhost 12 років тому

    crippled rejex are gonna be the most influential musicians of this generation .

  • @Jeremy-jm3fe
    @Jeremy-jm3fe 6 років тому +4

    "Napster" lmao
    You can tell this video is old.

  • @greeneyedelk
    @greeneyedelk Рік тому +1

    kyle is a genius. snl dropped the ball hard

  • @LateMarch3
    @LateMarch3 12 років тому

    more crippled rejex songs! "All of these roads are all that weee can call home!"

  • @stephendre2902
    @stephendre2902 5 років тому

    Still have the debut LP on preorder, will wait forever if I have to through all of the corporate ass bullshit...

  • @AquaFPS
    @AquaFPS 12 років тому +2

    I think he's parodying the whole kinda like "JnCO jeans" era. But I guess im not really sure either.

    • @OldSchool82
      @OldSchool82 4 роки тому

      this guy,fancy seeing you here.