My husband need something that will somehow record what he actually hears. I mean when I tell him something 500 times and then on the 501 time he says “you never told me that”. Like they have the reviews in football. We need a review for what your wife has told you. Also something to make them remember things. My husband forgets and loses everything.
Oh yeah. Or when you want to buy something ask him if he likes it and he said YES and then when you for example hung up all the Christmas lights he complains about the colour.😤
Yes 👍..I have high pain tolerance..or maybe its just from being a mom..lol.. but I live with others that swear they're dying over the littlest pain.. if they new somedays just how I was feeling... they'd be shocked by what all I still managed to get done that day.
Kidney stones and chronic pancreatitis vs. made for it ! Made for it better step up . Mom said so and yes if Mom told me to Jump , I jumped ! Mom's best quote " Tits don't make a woman !"
Also, translater for when he says he'll do something. Me: Honey, could you fix the thing? Him: yep. This weekend. Manslater: In six months, after I've done something to make you really angry at me, that'swhen I'll fix the thing in hopes of getting back in your good graces. Will save so many marriages!
Massage therapists, too. I have started telling anyone who says their pain is at 9 to go to the doc, now. And I have to close my eyes when I’m told “it’s at 12.” Buddy, there is no 12.
NEED this- after so many times of laughing at how I would react when I thought he was sick (but was faking it), we were on a homeschool field trip planned around his giving blood. When done, he quietly laughed at the nurse for bringing a snack, and gave it to the kids, stood up, and fell flat in a faint. Yup, I ignored it. And REALLY got a tongue lashing from the nurse for not believing him!
PS. He recently retired, and said for YEARS he had not told me he was almost always in pain for YEARS from the repetitive motions with his hands and usually being on his feet, because he knew the only thing that could stop it was to quit- and feared I'd try to make him
Hey! How about showing us some products for dealing with the WIFE!!!!! I can think of a few: (1) The Clothes-O-Meter: This device sand out a loud, piercing siren when your wife has too many clothes!! (2) The Wine-O-Matic: When you're out of wine, this device sends out an immediate order to the closest liquor store, orders several bottles, and has them delivered. (3) The Phone Restricter: When engaged, this device cuts of any outgoing phone calls if they last longer than a selected time (from 1 to 60 mimutes). Also good for teenage girls. Please - I CAN'T be the ONLY one. Anyone else have some suggestions????
Oh my god first though if these existed it save so many marriages and it possibly some human beings, we would pay any amount of money for them and this is totally hilarious. Especially because Penn is like the great announcer and Kim seemed to really enjoy fake tasing Penn🤣🤣🤣🤣 but if he snores like my ex-husband I can understand why you enjoy tasing him so please make these products available. 😂😎😂🤣🤣😁😁 You are on a real streak at least once this week have been hilarious. The one with Penn Charles maybe laugh so hard I nearly peed myself the one with your daughter and made me say are teenagers really that mean? And some little voice in my head said "you were"..and this one oh my goodness I'm probably going to watch this about 20 times today. Thanks for making funny stuff
My daughter recently told me about your UA-cam channel and it has been instrumental in maintaining my sanity at this time. Thank you so much for your videos, you guys are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am currently binge watching your content like its hit on NetFlix!!!!
WE JUST LOVE The Holderness Family. Thanks for always creating such entertaining content. It's channels like this that have inspired our family to take the leap and create our own channel. Our goal is to simply make one person smile every day! If we can do that, then our mission is accomplished. So, if you are reading this I hope you have a FANTASTIC day!
Omg my lungs have just exploded from laughing sooo hard Penn pretending to be shocked was the best thing I have seen all week you guys our just so awesome thank you for making laugh
I need something to make my husband take better care of himself -tell him to “get that checked by a Dr”, “drop that candy”, “go for a walk”, “it’s time to sleep now” and so on so I don’t have to nag him about it.
The taser was my favorite... that shake though!!! It reminds me of skeleton noise some of them make at Halloween 👻!! I did laugh so loud! Glad it was on the bloopers too!!
Remind-O-Matic. Maybe it looks like a teddy bear with a pull-string? Or like a remote? When the less-motivated spouse goes to activate it, they hear chore reminders. 😁😇
i'm surprised Kim wasn't excited about advertising a desnorer, a device you can place in your ear to turn the sound of snoring into any sound of your desire: from summer breeze to ocean waves to the classic white noise. Get yours today for only $9999.99
I am sure I am not the only one who wished the paionometer was real. It would be great for anyone who suffers from chronic pain like me. Every doctors office should have one too. Especially for female patients who are often not taken seriously by doctors.
Sometimes I just have to sit and wait for my husband to finish eating so I can start on my food.. I just sit there staring .. like how can someone chew so obnoxiously🤣🤣🤣 sign me up for the remote
Oh my God, the noises my ex-husband made while eating used to drive me nuts! My mother does it too and I can only stand to be around her while eating if we go out to eat a meal together.
Why is a PB&J sandwich being ate with a spoon? lol Also something that would be great for mine is a switch to get him to stop being lazy around the house and help out with chores. Or glasses that he can put on so he can see the world like I do so he'll stop saying about a mess "I didnt see it."
ah oh god the painometer. I had an ovarian cyst bursting and rated it as a four in the ER. a guy came in with a twisted ankle and rated it as a 9 to get in faster. he didn't even pull anything. I was writhing in the chair and hemorraging all over the place lmao
I love y'alls videos! I love the Holderness family! Develop system that keeps track of what you told him, so that he can never say "you didn't tell me that..."
Great vid! You asked, so here ya go: Perhaps a SNORE STRANGLER, or a WHINER METER? Or a "I'M TOO BUSY SORRY I CAN'T HELP YOU" WEIGHT SCALE? I haven't copyrighted them yet, but I want props if you market these. ;) Oh! How about a Mom Invisibility Cloak? (Kim, call me. I sense a Mom products vid coming up...)
I need a remote that mutes, one that distills his story to the bare facts/truth. I need a button that makes him say you look beautiful today honey and one that stops him from trying to fix it and say: "that's awful , I am sorry that happened" and the "let me make dinner tonight honey" remote button... and one that says "I agree".
TBH, broken toes are extremely painful. Just that being women we break a toe and keep going. (I've broken my baby toes several times and a couple of others - by the time you do it a 2nd time you just strap it up and keep going - by the time you're on your 4th you don't even strap it)
I once saw a whole range of TVs (cheap to super-expensive) all with the same show. I decided that the more expensive TVs should come with better shows. Maybe a remote to turn up the plot. Or turn it down, if it's too hard to follow. Something like that.
The pain meter needed a shot or two for the "rub some dirt on it" guys. You know the ones who take their thumb off with a circular saw and act like going to a doctor is a huge inconvenience. Or the guys who are in the middle of a heart attack telling you it's just a little bit of heartburn. Oh or the ones who's prostate is the size of a cantaloupe and say they don't know what you're talking about when you ask them why they make all that noise like they're peeing razor blades.
This video was hilarious 😂 Something that you should be invented is one device that finds anything all you have to do is type in what you want to find so he doesn't come asking you where is my _ ?
My husband need something that will somehow record what he actually hears. I mean when I tell him something 500 times and then on the 501 time he says “you never told me that”. Like they have the reviews in football. We need a review for what your wife has told you. Also something to make them remember things. My husband forgets and loses everything.
Yes!
Oh yeah. Or when you want to buy something ask him if he likes it and he said YES and then when you for example hung up all the Christmas lights he complains about the colour.😤
Exactly.
It’s called a voice recorder.
Phones have video options, record and send 🙂
I laughed way too hard about the pain o meter!!! Ongoing issue in our home especially around cold and flu season😂😂
me too
Yes u r right!
The funny thing is that doctors actually use a paper with faces on then for pain level indicator
I'd love the painometer to prove to my family how much pain I've endured before I say something! 🙄🤣🤣
agreed
Same here.
Yes 👍..I have high pain tolerance..or maybe its just from being a mom..lol.. but I live with others that swear they're dying over the littlest pain.. if they new somedays just how I was feeling... they'd be shocked by what all I still managed to get done that day.
So much drama! on a scale of 1-10, it's always a 10. You can't tell how to respond. Triage is not possible.
Kidney stones and chronic pancreatitis vs. made for it ! Made for it better step up .
Mom said so and yes if Mom told me to Jump , I jumped !
Mom's best quote " Tits don't make a woman !"
Also, translater for when he says he'll do something. Me: Honey, could you fix the thing? Him: yep. This weekend. Manslater: In six months, after I've done something to make you really angry at me, that'swhen I'll fix the thing in hopes of getting back in your good graces. Will save so many marriages!
Or, (in my case?) it could save years of aggravation when it ends anyway... 💩
But I just got up. Can't you do it?
I laughed so hard at the pain-o-meter! I would totally spend any amount for the munch muter!
me too
I was literally turning up the volume to drown out my husband's chomping when this came on. 🤣
I wish there really was a pain odometer! LOL! His reaction to being "shocked" looked so real!!🤣😂😅
Emergency rooms and EMT would pay a million dollars for pain o meter.
Massage therapists, too. I have started telling anyone who says their pain is at 9 to go to the doc, now.
And I have to close my eyes when I’m told “it’s at 12.” Buddy, there is no 12.
@@truepeacenik If it's already a 12 then you cannot endure my massage. I should not be touching it. Bye.
And ICUs! This was the funniest video ever!!!
oh dear now this is just way too funny and PERFECT! l love that the pain meter sold out in 3 seconds! love love love the bloopers! Keep them coming!
🙄 it's a joke and it's a stupid joke.
NEED this- after so many times of laughing at how I would react when I thought he was sick (but was faking it), we were on a homeschool field trip planned around his giving blood. When done, he quietly laughed at the nurse for bringing a snack, and gave it to the kids, stood up, and fell flat in a faint. Yup, I ignored it. And REALLY got a tongue lashing from the nurse for not believing him!
PS. He recently retired, and said for YEARS he had not told me he was almost always in pain for YEARS from the repetitive motions with his hands and usually being on his feet, because he knew the only thing that could stop it was to quit- and feared I'd try to make him
How about a "fartometer"? A machine that vacuums up the husbands farts before anyone else can smell them!!!
Oh yaaassss
Husband farts are a blessing, a form of sharing, an expression of love. How else would they know we care 🤦♂️🤣
@@kyos8462 Uh hu...explain THAT to my wife!!!
Hey! How about showing us some products for dealing with the WIFE!!!!! I can think of a few:
(1) The Clothes-O-Meter: This device sand out a loud, piercing siren when your wife has too many clothes!!
(2) The Wine-O-Matic: When you're out of wine, this device sends out an immediate order to the closest liquor store, orders several bottles, and has them delivered.
(3) The Phone Restricter: When engaged, this device cuts of any outgoing phone calls if they last longer than a selected time (from 1 to 60 mimutes). Also good for teenage girls.
Please - I CAN'T be the ONLY one. Anyone else have some suggestions????
Oh my god first though if these existed it save so many marriages and it possibly some human beings, we would pay any amount of money for them and this is totally hilarious. Especially because Penn is like the great announcer and Kim seemed to really enjoy fake tasing Penn🤣🤣🤣🤣 but if he snores like my ex-husband I can understand why you enjoy tasing him so please make these products available. 😂😎😂🤣🤣😁😁
You are on a real streak at least once this week have been hilarious.
The one with Penn Charles maybe laugh so hard I nearly peed myself the one with your daughter and made me say are teenagers really that mean? And some little voice in my head said "you were"..and this one oh my goodness I'm probably going to watch this about 20 times today.
Thanks for making funny stuff
My daughter recently told me about your UA-cam channel and it has been instrumental in maintaining my sanity at this time. Thank you so much for your videos, you guys are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am currently binge watching your content like its hit on NetFlix!!!!
Y'all make laugh so hard! Thank you so much!!!! If anyone is having a bad day, watch holderness family videos😂😂😂😂😊😊😊
I love the Holderness family’s gift of humor! God bless this family! ❤️
WE JUST LOVE The Holderness Family. Thanks for always creating such entertaining content. It's channels like this that have inspired our family to take the leap and create our own channel. Our goal is to simply make one person smile every day! If we can do that, then our mission is accomplished. So, if you are reading this I hope you have a FANTASTIC day!
agreed
Omg my lungs have just exploded from laughing sooo hard Penn pretending to be shocked was the best thing I have seen all week you guys our just so awesome thank you for making laugh
I need something to make my husband take better care of himself -tell him to “get that checked by a Dr”, “drop that candy”, “go for a walk”, “it’s time to sleep now” and so on so I don’t have to nag him about it.
good idea
Perhaps a NAG-NUDGER? :) I'm here all week.
Great job!! I’m sure that your local law enforcement agency does taser demonstrations and would gladly let Penn “ride the lightning.”
HSN- Holdnerness Shopping Network 👍👏
❤❤❤❤ *Love them bloopers. Love seeing you two in real life you are just so cute together*
The taser was my favorite... that shake though!!! It reminds me of skeleton noise some of them make at Halloween 👻!! I did laugh so loud! Glad it was on the bloopers too!!
THIS NEEDS A SEQUEL! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS AN ONGOING BIT! 🤣🤣
Love you all ! Thanks for the laughts!
Remind-O-Matic. Maybe it looks like a teddy bear with a pull-string? Or like a remote? When the less-motivated spouse goes to activate it, they hear chore reminders. 😁😇
yes. Built in taser, penn, you have NO idea. Big headache-pain-7 husband pulled back-1. love this.
no. pulling your back really hurts. Stomachache for husband-1. Huge Headache you have been enduring while you clean up after your messy family-7.
Love it! You always brighten my day! Thanks!
Wish there was a love button for this video... a thumbs up seems so week for how much i 💙 it!
I would love the first one for my husband! He doesn’t have any concept of how how loud and messy he is eating and it drives me crazy!! 😂 😂 😂 😆
Omg same!
Film him
You guys, what a great couple! I wish everyone had a marriage like yours
I want the pain-o-meter for my kids!
It could work the opposite on my husband, he never complains about pain.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ah guys! The taser bit was funny!
i'm surprised Kim wasn't excited about advertising a desnorer, a device you can place in your ear to turn the sound of snoring into any sound of your desire: from summer breeze to ocean waves to the classic white noise. Get yours today for only $9999.99
So glad I came across this amazing family on utube.im laughing again so thanku Holderness Family ❤️
My son laughed hysterically and then wanted to see how his dad reacts with the 'taser' function.
Christmas gift ideas!!!!😂😂😂 you guys are amazing
I am sure I am not the only one who wished the paionometer was real. It would be great for anyone who suffers from chronic pain like me. Every doctors office should have one too. Especially for female patients who are often not taken seriously by doctors.
Sometimes I just have to sit and wait for my husband to finish eating so I can start on my food.. I just sit there staring .. like how can someone chew so obnoxiously🤣🤣🤣 sign me up for the remote
Oh my God, the noises my ex-husband made while eating used to drive me nuts! My mother does it too and I can only stand to be around her while eating if we go out to eat a meal together.
OMG 😂🤣😂🤣THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS.
The painometer! Yes! 😂
Why is a PB&J sandwich being ate with a spoon? lol Also something that would be great for mine is a switch to get him to stop being lazy around the house and help out with chores. Or glasses that he can put on so he can see the world like I do so he'll stop saying about a mess "I didnt see it."
The tazer feature made me laugh out loud.
Love your Family just rewatched Anxiety Soup 😂😂😂👍👍👍
I wear noise cancelling headphones at the dinner table whenever we eat soup (or other noisy foods)...
I’d buy a magic sound proof bathroom door for my husband.
YES! What is even going on in there?
Please don't let my family get me one for my birthday!
ah oh god the painometer. I had an ovarian cyst bursting and rated it as a four in the ER. a guy came in with a twisted ankle and rated it as a 9 to get in faster. he didn't even pull anything. I was writhing in the chair and hemorraging all over the place lmao
That was an awesome video. You guys are hilarious. Would love an item to make my partner to stop snoring so loudly. Ha ha
I'm watching a Holderness ad, before a Holderness video. .. 😲
I laugh so much during this . This is so hilarious.
Pretty sure I need both of these.
Oh my goodness, this is my husband! Love your videos!!
I love y'alls videos! I love the Holderness family! Develop system that keeps track of what you told him, so that he can never say "you didn't tell me that..."
Yes!! That'd be a dream!!
The taser!!!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your videos are a public service. I am laughing so hard at these...and, I don't have a husband! But I need the laughs anyway. Thank you.
How bout a remote button that keeps them from acting like a dying baby when they are sick or wanting extra credit for doing any chore...
Great vid! You asked, so here ya go: Perhaps a SNORE STRANGLER, or a WHINER METER? Or a "I'M TOO BUSY SORRY I CAN'T HELP YOU" WEIGHT SCALE? I haven't copyrighted them yet, but I want props if you market these. ;) Oh! How about a Mom Invisibility Cloak? (Kim, call me. I sense a Mom products vid coming up...)
Thanks for the laughs!
Just wish there were some kind of glasses to make my husband see all of the clutter that he leaves behind and apparently doesn't see at all...
Moist 😂😂😂😂
Funny video. Love it. It’s really well done
I don't understand why some people have such a strong aversion to the word moist 🤣🤣🤣🤣
MOIST, MOIST, MOIST😂😂😂😂
I need a remote that mutes, one that distills his story to the bare facts/truth. I need a button that makes him say you look beautiful today honey and one that stops him from trying to fix it and say: "that's awful , I am sorry that happened" and the "let me make dinner tonight honey" remote button... and one that says "I agree".
Wasn't expecting that bit with the taser 😂😂😂
Thank you for making me smile and laugh. 😊🤪🤙
This made me laugh so hard I have tears streaming down my face! I will so totally invest to make the "painometer" a real thing!
Always look forward to your videos! Love the pain o meter!
me too
I love this . This is so funny.
I love them all!!
I want the munch-o-meter for him chewers. I HATE the sound of gum being chewed!!!
My husband stubbed his toe on a weight the other day and fell to the floor in pain I was like ... so dramatic... he’d broken his toe 😬
TBH, broken toes are extremely painful. Just that being women we break a toe and keep going. (I've broken my baby toes several times and a couple of others - by the time you do it a 2nd time you just strap it up and keep going - by the time you're on your 4th you don't even strap it)
Absolutely Brilliant!!!
1:03 hey did you come to my house and steal my thermometer?
You guys are hilarious, love your vids
Why is this so funny? I love this lol
You two are the best thanks hilarious
This was hysterical!!!!
LOVED THIS!!
I’ll take a painometer please! 🤓
lol me too
Yesss! Shut up and take my money!!
I need this..I need 2 just incase one breaks...
I need the pain o meter, I know my husband fakes his pain all the time to not do chores around the house!!!!
I wish I had the painometer LMFAO 😂
Please tell me the mute remote works on snoring too!
A mute button 😂 for when he's going on and on about something pointless like a cat setting on his motorcycle 😂
How would that even work?? Seriously, if that were my husband I'd listen for the entertainment value!
@@susie9893 it's not entertainment, it's aggressive.
As a nurse I think the Painometer would be the greatest invention of all time!!!!!!!!
Omg. The taser. Almost peed my pants! If only there were such a thing....I mean in a legal way.
Can you guys do more day in the life type videos?
Oh how true this really is lol
0:20 ...does it work on brothers??
I would like a product that will make him put his dirty dishes INTO the dishwasher instead of right next to it. That would be nifty ;)
Penn did great work gettin' tazed!
Ok, you guys are the best. LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was one of my fav’s
I once saw a whole range of TVs (cheap to super-expensive) all with the same show. I decided that the more expensive TVs should come with better shows. Maybe a remote to turn up the plot. Or turn it down, if it's too hard to follow. Something like that.
Do a part 2 please
Id buy both of these!!!!!!!
I want a painometer for my guy too.
The pain meter needed a shot or two for the "rub some dirt on it" guys. You know the ones who take their thumb off with a circular saw and act like going to a doctor is a huge inconvenience. Or the guys who are in the middle of a heart attack telling you it's just a little bit of heartburn. Oh or the ones who's prostate is the size of a cantaloupe and say they don't know what you're talking about when you ask them why they make all that noise like they're peeing razor blades.
This video was hilarious 😂 Something that you should be invented is one device that finds anything all you have to do is type in what you want to find so he doesn't come asking you where is my _ ?