I still remember this sign from the pool I took swimming lessons at in the 80's. "Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Please keep it that way..." 😂
I forged my dads signature once. And the school called him and without question he responded “yeah I signed it why are you bothering me at work?!” Props to you dad for having my back lol. Granted he did ask me about it when he got home but it was to watch Schindler’s list in high school so it wasn’t a big deal. But he had no idea what I was forging for which was awesome lol.
I hate public schools! They always want to bother parents for something stupid, yet they act like they know everything there is to know about kids! I pulled my kids out of public school and never looked back! They are more well adjusted, they think more independently and they are actually allowed to be kids! I pay my sister well to tutor them and I know that she would protect them with her life! And I dont get phone calls for stupid stuff anymore while I am trying to work! Its the best decision that my husband and I ever made!
Thank you folks for doing this show. I live on top of a mountain and I'm mostly home bound. You folks keep me in stitches and I share you with family and friends.
Parent’s signature! Omg my youngest brother most certainly did. My mum found a notepad filled with her signature - every page filled. By the end of it she couldn’t tell the difference between hers and my brother’s forgery as they were identical. He did it to hide how many detention slips he was getting.
I sooooooo luv how PROUD he is!!! I tell children when the vet caught .....dont be ashamed NOW! You were happy while you were eating an entire bag of cookies! Dont be ashamed now!🤣 You two are so funny.....when u said u kissed a stranger.....he looked like Smokey Robinson...dang it mama said "You Better Shop Around!"
Kim the waves you see around people that's just you perceiving their energy, you two are so cute, the energy I see around you two is that you either have a very high soul connection, or even twin flame kind of energy, because you have that dynamic that twins have, but that dynamic develops in high level soul connections as well over time so I wouldn't know for you two because with twins the dynamic you have now is there right away when you meet, you're already mirroring eachother, so you'd have to decide on that one for yourselves. Just wanted to tell you two I enjoy the energy you create together, much love and light to you 💙💙💙
My inner child could not stop laughing at 6:32. It's funny sometimes what makes us laugh.Thanks for the great videos. We binged on a bunch of them today and enjoyed them all!
Note to self... never get in a pool 🏊🏼 when Penn is there, never use Penn’s phone, and don’t get in a chugging pickle juice with Penn! Kim you are golden 🌟!!
ebob1967 peeing in the ocean is harmless. Human urine is 95% water. The urea in urine combines with ocean water to form ammonium, which acts as food for ocean plant life
My name is Christian i am going to start subbing to your channel because the funny stuff in your videos and what are your kids name tell your wife not to kiss any strangers if she does
Before to go to a public pool, I ask if they use that product that makes the water blue if someone pees, otherwise I don't trust in people to behave properly ;)
The reason you smell chlorine at a pool is because of urine reacting with trichloramine. You can literally only smell that distinct pool smell is because so many people pee in the pool.
I just watched Amazing Race Season 33 and you guys are amazing! I have enjoyed your videos ever since I stumbled on "Mo' Buttah" but to see the relationship you have was really heartening.
I got kicked out of pool for peeing in the water! And I say to the lifeguard: “come on dude, everybody pees in the water!” -“yeah but not from the high dive, buddy! OUT!”
Ok Penn, tell me who these people are. We're going to get your $300! Hahaha! I love pickle juice, but that's too much... Lol! This was fun! Also, who hasn't peed in a pool, lake, river, or some body of water??? 🙂😉🙂
This was very entertaining!! Would you guys do a video of making Christmas ornaments with the family?? I think your interaction is what I love!!! Lol. Have a wonderful day!!!
My “forge” story is very similar to Pen’s 😂. I needed my parents to sign my reading log in the second grade but they were busy and told me to do it myself 😂. The teacher never said anything, although I’m pretty sure it was just a scribble hahai
I 😂 at all of these! I have definitely done most of these, except I don’t actually own any crocs funny enough. I threw up in a subway station once, I barely made it off the train and made a beeline for the nearest trash can, and lost my breakfast, on my way to work, 4 months pregnant. Good times ☺️
Played hooky almost my entire senior year in HS and always wrote my own notes. The secret is never let them get a copy of your parent's writing even once!
What a fun game! I forgot this game from college!!! At the beach, you can sit and watch so many men, walk in to the ocean , Stand there; waist deep - get right back out! There is a wall of pee coming back IN to the beach, every wave! BBAAAhahahahaahhaah
For the throw up in public one. so I was at this award thing, and I had a sinus infection, so I started coughing like a lot, and the lady up there with us was panicking because she thought it was an elegiac reaction to the flowers. So I ran of stage, and into a hallway and then I threw up in my hands, wile I was holding the metal. And there was a woman and a little boy in the hallway. 👌👌👌❤️
you two are funny.......in a pool!!!!!! new game I've started with my friends whenever someone says something dorktarded, right up there with 'that's what she said'.......'in a pool!"
My former boss, the Aquatics Director at a YMCA, used to swim laps and while standing in the shallow end talking to everyone routinely had a yellow stream emanating from her groin. By the way, if the pool has a strong chlorine smell, it's actually from chloramines, formed from free chlorine binding to urea. Guess from where most of the urea comes from.
I have one of the lamest parent signature forgery stories ever. Our school made you get every. Single. Test. Signed. I got an A on said test, possibly a 100%. My sisters’ mom kept being too busy to sign it, and I was afraid of getting in trouble for having an unsigned test, so I forged her signature. Badly. Then I got in trouble for forging a signature on a spelling test I got an A on.
I dropped my "waterproof" phone in the toilet at the doctors office trying to do a urine sample..it was in my back pocket ...Now I never put a phone in a pocket..my grand daughter has lost +++++phones that way 🤣
Their vomit stories reminded me of this: When I was about 7-8 years old, my family had dinner out to eat with a family from church. My sister (who had the brain of a toddler) threw a fit because she didn't want to go. Well, when she calmed down, we went, and before our dinner came, I stuffed down a BUNCH of bread. Like, I was having dinner BEFORE dinner with the bread. That, as you can guess, made me nauseous. So I told my Dad "I think I need to throw up." So he took me to the bathroom. Nothing happened, so we went back. We sat down: "It's going to happen." So we go to the bathroom, nothing, sit back down. That happened a couple more times, and my Dad got angry, and I think that he thought that I was trying to get out of this like my sister was. So, he angrily accused me of lying and told me that I was to sit there at the table and not move. His harsh tone and accusation really upset me, but I just sat there like I was told. I felt the need to vomit again, but I thought: "I can't say anything. Dad won't believe me, I'll be in trouble, I'm not going to even vomit anyways..." But then...I put my hands over my mouth and PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE! Everyone just stared at me, and my Dad had to take me back to the bathroom....this time to get cleaned up. I threw up some more that night, and while my Mom was rinsing a bucket or something in the bathroom, my Dad kneeled next to my bed and said: "I'm sorry I didn't believe you." I forgave him, and that was that. Also, I ate less bread at restaurants after that. PS: Kim, I pee in the pool too. The water feels nice and you just pee.
My wife is a genius. When she was in school, at the beginning of the year when they would send something home for you parents to sign so they have their signature, she would just sign it! So that way, whenever the school would send something home to be signed, she would sign it herself, and the signatures always matched!
I still remember this sign from the pool I took swimming lessons at in the 80's. "Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Please keep it that way..." 😂
Hawthorn Law I love that😂
Me 2... but i was born 2008, they did that at summercamp.
Excellent
thats genius! 😲 🙂🤣
I saw that sign at a pool in a campground in Utah!
"This is why women live longer" LOLOL :D
Soooo true
Yhuuhj
I forged my dads signature once. And the school called him and without question he responded “yeah I signed it why are you bothering me at work?!” Props to you dad for having my back lol. Granted he did ask me about it when he got home but it was to watch Schindler’s list in high school so it wasn’t a big deal. But he had no idea what I was forging for which was awesome lol.
I hate public schools! They always want to bother parents for something stupid, yet they act like they know everything there is to know about kids! I pulled my kids out of public school and never looked back! They are more well adjusted, they think more independently and they are actually allowed to be kids! I pay my sister well to tutor them and I know that she would protect them with her life! And I dont get phone calls for stupid stuff anymore while I am trying to work! Its the best decision that my husband and I ever made!
I love how country innocent he is and how ... Real she is. Lol love your combo! You guys are inspirational
It’s so sweet how they are still learning something new about each other.🥰🥰🥰
That's marriage for ya, buddy.
Dying at the first question!!! 🤣🤣Kim’s face when he’s talking about peeing in a pool! 🤣🤣 And dropping your phone in the toilet!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peeeee= gross
Congrats I’m your hundredth like
Thank you folks for doing this show. I live on top of a mountain and I'm mostly home bound. You folks keep me in stitches and I share you with family and friends.
Parent’s signature! Omg my youngest brother most certainly did. My mum found a notepad filled with her signature - every page filled. By the end of it she couldn’t tell the difference between hers and my brother’s forgery as they were identical. He did it to hide how many detention slips he was getting.
Why do you guys not have more subscribers!?! I literally laughed through this whole video. I think I do with most of them!
#theholdernessfamily
Me too. What fun!
Must be a third grade thing.... 😁
But we have a daughter who signed "Mommy" on a detention slip 😁😁😁
That's cute though!
Lol funny
I saw a picture and it was a detention slip, too. And the parent signature was just MOM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how penn said that his dad just said forge it
“This is why women live longer” 😂🤣😂
Don't copy other people's comments
I thoroughly enjoyed this! You two are so much fun!
Isn't peeing in the toilet still peeing in a body of water
Are you bringing logic to the game? 😂😅
"I have" all of these things! It's so cute to look back at this video seeing his hair then and now. 😂
This is the cutest couple ever. So happy I found them!
I sooooooo luv how PROUD he is!!! I tell children when the vet caught .....dont be ashamed NOW! You were happy while you were eating an entire bag of cookies! Dont be ashamed now!🤣
You two are so funny.....when u said u kissed a stranger.....he looked like Smokey Robinson...dang it mama said "You Better Shop Around!"
Kim the waves you see around people that's just you perceiving their energy, you two are so cute, the energy I see around you two is that you either have a very high soul connection, or even twin flame kind of energy, because you have that dynamic that twins have, but that dynamic develops in high level soul connections as well over time so I wouldn't know for you two because with twins the dynamic you have now is there right away when you meet, you're already mirroring eachother, so you'd have to decide on that one for yourselves. Just wanted to tell you two I enjoy the energy you create together, much love and light to you 💙💙💙
My inner child could not stop laughing at 6:32. It's funny sometimes what makes us laugh.Thanks for the great videos. We binged on a bunch of them today and enjoyed them all!
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Love this!! All married couples should try this, 😂
Kim "I feel like maybe ...."
Me *"Lies! You know exactly what happened! DISH!"*
Best one ever! I appreciate the honesty!
“I care a lot about my hair, than my wife” she was right
I almost died in this part
Dodged a bullet. Good open communication guys!
"This is why women live longer!" 😂😂😂
02:26 If you wake yourself up snoring - change rooms! 😂😂😂
Note to self... never get in a pool 🏊🏼 when Penn is there, never use Penn’s phone, and don’t get in a chugging pickle juice with Penn! Kim you are golden 🌟!!
Funny cause they used to go to my pool lol
1:05 the shame.... LMAO!!!
Stand By Me puking! 😂
You're goals honestly .... So adorable! A huge hug from Spain!!
"Everyone drops their phones in toilets" No we don't "especially the public ones" .... Eeeew! No we do not!
I want to see the chug!!! Chug! chug! chug!
No matter how old we get we’re all just boys at heart.
Penn like: there is a weird lady like hhhhhaaaahh.
Me:ahhh
All sorts of animals have been peeing and pooping in the ocean for billions of years.
But humans are so nasty - animals don't do a lot of the nasty things that humans do! Baaahahaha
ebob1967 🤔
Yeah, and that's not all they do in the ocean.
ebob1967 peeing in the ocean is harmless. Human urine is 95% water. The urea in urine combines with ocean water to form ammonium, which acts as food for ocean plant life
My name is Christian i am going to start subbing to your channel because the funny stuff in your videos and what are your kids name tell your wife not to kiss any strangers if she does
Hiii I love you guys so much!!!! You guys are so funny
Omg, I love you guys! You're hilarious and so wholesome!
LMAO you got it all... energy, humor, smarts, looks...you should have your own TV channel!
Penn's long silence says a lot. 😂 🤿🌊
I mean, everyone pees in the ocean....... ok..... just me.... 😂
No, i do too
I do sometimes 😂😂😂
Also the Great Lakes.
Before to go to a public pool, I ask if they use that product that makes the water blue if someone pees, otherwise I don't trust in people to behave properly ;)
There is no such die. It doesn't exist. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine-indicator_dye
@@matthewsmith6946 dye
Urban legend. Ours was supposed to be red, though.
Chlorine guys. Chlorine.
The reason you smell chlorine at a pool is because of urine reacting with trichloramine. You can literally only smell that distinct pool smell is because so many people pee in the pool.
You guys are great by keeping spirits up thank you
Came across your vid's 2day... GR8 performance & humor. You both bring a balance to the table in your Videos.. .
I just watched Amazing Race Season 33 and you guys are amazing! I have enjoyed your videos ever since I stumbled on "Mo' Buttah" but to see the relationship you have was really heartening.
I got kicked out of pool for peeing in the water! And I say to the lifeguard: “come on dude, everybody pees in the water!”
-“yeah but not from the high dive, buddy! OUT!”
Ok Penn, tell me who these people are. We're going to get your $300! Hahaha! I love pickle juice, but that's too much... Lol! This was fun! Also, who hasn't peed in a pool, lake, river, or some body of water??? 🙂😉🙂
This was very entertaining!! Would you guys do a video of making Christmas ornaments with the family?? I think your interaction is what I love!!! Lol. Have a wonderful day!!!
My “forge” story is very similar to Pen’s 😂. I needed my parents to sign my reading log in the second grade but they were busy and told me to do it myself 😂. The teacher never said anything, although I’m pretty sure it was just a scribble hahai
"IN A POOL"ha ha lol
I 😂 at all of these! I have definitely done most of these, except I don’t actually own any crocs funny enough. I threw up in a subway station once, I barely made it off the train and made a beeline for the nearest trash can, and lost my breakfast, on my way to work, 4 months pregnant. Good times ☺️
That was fun! Great job guys.
As a lap swimmer, this made my day! Subscribed
They are so adorable
I just saw an ad with Penn in it before I watched the video! I was so confused.
Same
Same
Is he on tv other than his family videos?
“That makes me proud of you.” 🍕
You guys are too cute!!
You guys are awesome and look like so much fun
Y’all should do a music video on a VSCO girl.
Sksksksksk
Sydney Stephens I agree and i oop sksksksksksks
And i oop- sksksksksks save the turtles! ✌🏻😜
so dumb
Ha ha!! This is so funny!! 😂😂💕
01:29, Pee in a pool in Vegas? Saw a sign there one time that read "We not swim in your toilet ~ You not pee in our pool''.
Played hooky almost my entire senior year in HS and always wrote my own notes. The secret is never let them get a copy of your parent's writing even once!
Penn is lucky to have a beautiful wife
Penn is a very handsome guy. It's not exactly shocking he attracted a beautiful woman.
Did anyone ask your opinion, Jerk?
What a fun game! I forgot this game from college!!!
At the beach, you can sit and watch so many men, walk in to the ocean , Stand there; waist deep - get right back out! There is a wall of pee coming back IN to the beach, every wave! BBAAAhahahahaahhaah
Am i the only one who’s just traumatized by that ghost story? I was about to go to sleep, yay😭
hahahahahahahha, 'this is why women live longer' fn hilarious!!!
Every adult has piddled in the pool. ❤
For the throw up in public one. so I was at this award thing, and I had a sinus infection, so I started coughing like a lot, and the lady up there with us was panicking because she thought it was an elegiac reaction to the flowers. So I ran of stage, and into a hallway and then I threw up in my hands, wile I was holding the metal. And there was a woman and a little boy in the hallway.
👌👌👌❤️
I am going to go to the bathroom...in the pool 😂😂love it
I love you guys. Thank you, so funny.
Love this ❤️❤️❤️
you two are funny.......in a pool!!!!!! new game I've started with my friends whenever someone says something dorktarded, right up there with 'that's what she said'.......'in a pool!"
Hi l love the songs and your family
My former boss, the Aquatics Director at a YMCA, used to swim laps and while standing in the shallow end talking to everyone routinely had a yellow stream emanating from her groin. By the way, if the pool has a strong chlorine smell, it's actually from chloramines, formed from free chlorine binding to urea. Guess from where most of the urea comes from.
I just got an ad before this video with Penn in it 😂
Omg
Watching in 2020? These guys r funny 😁.
Peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are two very different things.
-Demitri Martin
I forged my mom's signatures on so many forgotten field trip slips and checks that I'm pretty sure I've signed more of them than my mother ever did.
Aw, I tried to do the same thing on 3rd grade! That was also the year I got in trouble for drawing Gru's fart gun on a homework assignment.
You guys are hilarious!!
I have one of the lamest parent signature forgery stories ever. Our school made you get every. Single. Test. Signed. I got an A on said test, possibly a 100%. My sisters’ mom kept being too busy to sign it, and I was afraid of getting in trouble for having an unsigned test, so I forged her signature. Badly. Then I got in trouble for forging a signature on a spelling test I got an A on.
4:23 it was a dementor. Dementor Dementor expecto patronam
Yup!
this is so hilarious!! Do another one please!
love you guys so much❤️❤️
This was hilarious!!!!
I throwed up in GameStop 🤣😨👍
Me, after watch The Amazing Race: “Kim and Penn are my favorite - nicest people ever!”
Me, after watching this video: “My life is a lie!”
🤣
Love your show though! \💕💕
Penn is a celebrity
We learned special things about Kim and Penn today... Okey Dokey!😁😇
Awesome video please do more like this.
Penn, don't ever do a bet unless you see the cash up front! Lol
Does being escorted off the premises count as being kicked out?
Yes it does
Yes....yes it does
My mom sees those waves, too. One time she saw dark ones.
That was cute- thanks as always. But eating a whole pizza in two sittings doesn't count Kim sorry lol.
Hi penn an Kim! Love ❤️ you guys!
My handwriting is so close to my dad's that I can sign his name and even he can't tell the difference. I did it all the time as a kid.
I am also the wife with the “cute snore;)”
I dropped my "waterproof" phone in the toilet at the doctors office trying to do a urine sample..it was in my back pocket ...Now I never put a phone in a pocket..my grand daughter has lost +++++phones that way 🤣
Their vomit stories reminded me of this:
When I was about 7-8 years old, my family had dinner out to eat with a family from church. My sister (who had the brain of a toddler) threw a fit because she didn't want to go.
Well, when she calmed down, we went, and before our dinner came, I stuffed down a BUNCH of bread. Like, I was having dinner BEFORE dinner with the bread.
That, as you can guess, made me nauseous. So I told my Dad "I think I need to throw up." So he took me to the bathroom. Nothing happened, so we went back. We sat down: "It's going to happen." So we go to the bathroom, nothing, sit back down.
That happened a couple more times, and my Dad got angry, and I think that he thought that I was trying to get out of this like my sister was. So, he angrily accused me of lying and told me that I was to sit there at the table and not move. His harsh tone and accusation really upset me, but I just sat there like I was told.
I felt the need to vomit again, but I thought: "I can't say anything. Dad won't believe me, I'll be in trouble, I'm not going to even vomit anyways..."
But then...I put my hands over my mouth and PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
Everyone just stared at me, and my Dad had to take me back to the bathroom....this time to get cleaned up.
I threw up some more that night, and while my Mom was rinsing a bucket or something in the bathroom, my Dad kneeled next to my bed and said: "I'm sorry I didn't believe you."
I forgave him, and that was that. Also, I ate less bread at restaurants after that.
PS: Kim, I pee in the pool too. The water feels nice and you just pee.
My wife is a genius. When she was in school, at the beginning of the year when they would send something home for you parents to sign so they have their signature, she would just sign it! So that way, whenever the school would send something home to be signed, she would sign it herself, and the signatures always matched!
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