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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.
Minecraft: minecraft.net/
Music:
Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face
Golden Sun Soundtrack: Isaac Battle Theme
Yoshi's Island - Flower Garden
#PhoenixSC #Memes
The rail barrel thing *would* be good in terms of building and design, not so much for functionality XD
@I Am ChrisBB shut up chris
I apologize about your replies being flooded by bots, with racial slurs at that. Currently reporting them.
And regarding the barrel/minecart thing? Took the words right outta my mouth XD
the bots are insane
@@jackofroge what’s the song in the beginning called?
…barrail.
Theres a thought from the last clip. The monsters should get something from trying to kill you... Like piglins in a sense stop you from getting gold, their gold. What about zombies? You dont turn in to a zombie, they dont eat you, they gain nothing. Come on mojang. Give us the lore update
Edit: I am pleasantly surprised to receive so many responses, but I should clarify, I dont mean lore as in the fictional story of the game world, I meant more like adding mechanical events to interactions, like a monster getting stronger from killing you, or healing from eating food, stuff like that. If I wanted lore I'd just assume all undead are controlled by necromancers or something impossible. Someone did remind me zombies do take your gear for themselves, but thats really it. Pillagers are territorial, but we also dont see them "take" anything either, they just kill. Like a mechanic where they pick up emeralds from slain mobs, idk.
I also meant to say it as a lazy bit of humor.
....Just treat it like green flu(fungus?) from l4d. The one who remained(players) are basically immune/carrier.
Ur dead bodies become zombies, everytine u die u get reborn into a new body
@@MasterYoshiOfficial than how's my body the exact same everytime I just lost my stuff
It's just instincts things don't need to have a will to do something to do something
They're just Sadic
You know, female mobs (snow golem included) were a thing for a veeeery long time. Does anyone still remember that mod called Mob Talker with sprites made by AT-2?
Ye. Creeper-chan.
Or the humans (one of the first mobs added to the game)
I remember that... good times
IT'S BEEN A THING FOR 12 YEARS
Now that leaves the question, will the cursed stairs at 2:24 make obsidian stairs, or cobblestone stairs, or both
Obsidian, if they were a block away it'd be cobblestone
obsidian stairs the water would turn the lava first
Cobblestone, because obsidian stairs don't exist
@@thebloxconductor1870 yet there's lava and water stairs
@@chumpylumpy8072 you can make the excuse that water and lava are liquids
The beginning gave me immediate mental whiplash because I've never thought I'd ever hear a freaking GOLDEN SUN song anywhere and I wished that more people would appreciate this amazing jrpg
Caught it over here too, damn, I've gotta go back and play through the first two games again. @_@
Golden Sun trilogy was underrated? Thought the first 2 games had big success(except Dark Dawn i read) still tho it was a very good jrpg with awesome 3rd person combat system in the GBA years
#goldensun4switch
I heard the music and immediately was like “wait, where have I heard this before?” as my brain was yanked 20 years into the past.
I'm surprised I hear Golden Sun soundtracks in 2022
i love how pheonix tries to stay family friendly while his entire community is tring to get him demonitized
it's like a space race, except phoenix SC tries to stop his community
The moon isn't the End island for 5 reasons:
1. Since the moon has phases you should be able to see the sun from its surface, but in the End you don't see no Sun.
2. You should be able to see the Earth from its surface but again, no Earth is visible from the End.
3. The End center island isn't square.
4. Some stars appear really close to the moon when in the End there is a huge gap between the center island and the surrounding ones.
5. Some surrounding End islands can end up being close to the size of the center End island, but all the stars appear the same size and much smaller than the moon.
🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411 🤓🤓🤓🤓
He said the stars are GATEWAY PORTALS, not the end islands.
@@rosynosyposy Ok, then where are the rest of the end islands? Also there are a maximum of 20 (I think) gateways. The stars in the sky are way too many. Lastly, the light the gateways emit is purple while the stars are white.
🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
@@nixodian108 There are only 20 gateway portals on the main island. There are an uncountable number of them in the outer islands.
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? The snowballs."
Well i guess snowgolem-tan actually has the snowballs, otherwise she wouldn't have anything to protect herself from zombies.
@nerd xd
@nerd "IT'S A TRAP!"
@@TheDarkestDoctor Powdered Snow Bucket Clutch. Powdered Snow Trap, first dig 2 blocks then place a Honey Block and Powdered Snow, then dig 2 blocks on the left put Bucket of Lava and Snow.
Very sus reply section
I mean good thing I just wanted to hug the snow golem instead of smash the snow golem
I didint know someone can find a way to serialize a snow golem but everyone finds a way
…serialize? like, turn into a stream of data? what?
@@Blue-Maned_Hawk iron golem:
serial number: 53353738287688
model number:A1367
Designed by Apple at California
4:06 , I thought the zombie was going to say "bruhhhh" but the zombie tea-bagging over steve's motionless body while Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island - Flower Garden plays is unexpected and funny.
I thought he would give Steve a perfect 10 rating for excellent diving form.
* Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island - Flower Garden
I thought Steve wanted to kill himself like Kratos in God of War
I thought he was gonna steal his items
Do you really need to type the entire song name?
Thanks for bringing me cursed suffering every month Phoenix, that's why I love you
i love him so much to the point that im willing to _____ his _____
@@BootyRealDreamMurMurs *please continue*
Snowbooba
@@BootyRealDreamMurMurs ahh how kind of you to "like" his "vid"
Such a nice soul
@@BootyRealDreamMurMurs oh craaaaaaaaaaaap
Hearing Golden Sun combat music in such a meme-able fashion makes me kind of happy.
Same here, this music made me smile.
I would love to store people into bee hives. Them turning into bees the other hand, no thanks.
Beeple people
Stees
"Sbeeve"
Stevee
@@antonyliveactionvideogames3264 aka the terrible UA-camr that steals content
I get that image of the snow golem is supposed to be a mix of attractive and disturbing, but it's actually adorable.
📸📸📸📸📸
I genuinely think that Snow Golem woman is cute as well.
I like the art style
The legs are too weird for me
Snowgolem do be cute
No joke the person who drew the snow golem is one of my favorite artists lmfao, their stuff’s so cute
Barrels under rails or under ladders gives a nice, vanilla, added texture to the rails/ladders. Gives almost a 3D look to them, without the usage of any texture packs
0:47 all im saying is the eyebrow almost perfectly Alines with the background
Fax also pillagers being sus
Isn't Meinkarft such an amazing game! They seem to be revamping the two basic skins btw, Strom and Erika
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself Did someone say Erika? *Starts singing*
Im not gonna lie, the snow golem art is actually adorable
Like i get that it’s supposed to look like 🤨 but the simple face is cute!
4:07 It actually makes me remembered about hostile mobs nodding at corpse players from older versions
4:12 Imagine everytime you die in minecraft and THATS what the surrounding mobs do-
salt in the wound 😔
Nah, they just point down.
Could be worse, they could do the scout laugh taunt.
Excellent idead for a mod
0:11 every snow golem on earth:
FELMALE PARENTERAL FIGURE
2:01
Oh. So that’s why you don’t sleep when there are monsters nearby.
So what I've learned from this minecraft hmmm is
Snow golems apparently have two genders(the girls are not shown ingame for some reason)
Barrels can be an alternative source for minecart tracks
You can fly more with two elytras in your hands and one on your back
Water and lava can be placed as stairs
You can liquify cobblestone and mix it with water to make solid lava and mine it
Allays also have two genders
Armor stands are capable of doing the floss
You can make minecarts out of every type of wood
And clouds in the uk are cube shaped
Wrong!
Armor stands have poses in be
@@YatikIslamiyahShorts 🗿
@@bcsbernard well, yes they do, but they are also capable of doing the floss with commands
You forgot the nazi pillagers
Glad you’re showing the hmmms for longer now. It used to take me 10 mins to get through a 3 min video because of all the pausing and skipping back that I would have to do.
Can’t wait for all the Minecraft live memes that will come next month
@@oddballjake229 or maybe sussy chest boat??
Crap what have I done
@@jacobwilks9204 what do you mean by that 🤨
Ah, yes, my midnight dose of chaos.
Ah, yes, my 2am dose of chaos
who else clicked here because of the thumbnail?
1:47 ok!
3:46 POV: your sibling got ahold of your hardcore world
😂
uh oh
Know The name of that music ?
The gods of Olympus have abandoned me, now there is no hope.
@@blazecraftbr4773 1 year late but its Aria Math by C418
Makes me wanna play singleplayer for the rest of my life
think of all the time you could spend with your snow golems
Daaaaamn- two bots already-
@@abitedyslexic on a different video there was a bot comment, with like 5 bots after that
ikr
@@monsieurnugai i hate you. take my upvote
The art for the female snow golem is actually very cute
Thx. I didn't want to say that myself
It’s got me acting unwise.
I’ll say it, Femsnow Golem has a decent design.
It seems they are going with all the helpful (non-pet) mobs, so next on the list is iron golem.
o h n o
@@quinnmaster504 I bet on my life savings that it will be the type of buffed and muscly, instead of just haha big booba.
Got me actin up ngl
@@quinnmaster504 iron maiden?
@sillymanwilk i’d agree if this wasn’t so sus
The only problem with this snowgolem is that it can't be considered a hot stuff, otherwise it dies.
Give them a fire resistence potion
cool stuff
It would melt if it comes in contact with any warm or hot substances like a certain warm liquid
@nerd oh craaaaaaaaap
You need to leave
y'know, the fem snow golem's og art isn't half bad. it's actually kind of cute.
Phoenix, look at which way the barrel "rails" go with the opening. That’s the cursed thing
i knew it looked wrong!
I don’t see it. What are you talking about
the opening of what?
Look at the barrel’s opening. The rails go straight into it. Normally, this doesn’t happen in game
@@randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065 Oh yeah, the top of the barrel is on the side
OMG THE GOLDEN SUN MUSIC, IT UNLOCKED SO MANY MEMORIES
I was going to ask where that song was from
Where is the sing from?
man it really brings back old memories of flash games
@@SproLite from a game called Golden Sun, its the battle music, look it up, its easy to find
@Ì ÆM ÇHŔÌŚBB! you made me think it was the actual song.
Congratulations
Okay but the Snow Golem is actually really cute. Something about the face tbh
3:38 God miss clicked and placed block of cloud in wrong place
1:36 Our face when female minecraft mobs
I made that one like 7/8 months ago. its kinda old
Some are cute but others are just incredibly r34 Wich is not nice kinda like creeper girl or allay
@@voidayers2728 i like the r63 in roblox
@@buji_ball fair enough
Some are fine and others are not
Now when you search "minecraft mods" and in shorts the female snow golem appears
Phoenix SC casually teaches us to clickbait without actually clickbaiting
4:04 I was expecting the zombie to do Demoman's version of the Schadenfreude, but I guess the Friday The 13th dance works as well...
@nerd That's the song name. The dance itself is from the Friday the 13th game.
1:15 introducing our latest addition to 1.20, sbeeve
You know it’s a good day when pheonixsc and mysticat drop a video at almost the same time
yeahhhhh
2 cursed videos in one day
@@EvelynSucksAtLife yeasss
@@EvelynSucksAtLife well PhoenixSCs new vid is more cursed cuz of the snow golem
4:07 When a lvl 1 player accidentally kills a lvl 100 player
The lvl 100 guy: respawns then learns how to hack and after 5 years bans that lvl 1 guy
i love how the snowwomen photo has existed for months but finally blew up
also california gurls Zombie
0:36 the barrel side texture is rotated
Love to see how the barrel textures are misaligned on the tracks
you know what's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?
**snow balls**
Ok ngl this one made me laugh
2:42 the Minecraft 2D on the TI-84 Plus CE isn't super good yet but it exists
on another note, he had to use exploits to be able to run Minecraft 2D on that version of the TI-84 Plus CE because TI removed the required functionality from the operating system long before they made the Python version
an another other note, the TI-84 Plus CE Python has a second processor running the python interpreter.
1:22 MOTHER OF ETHRY THING HOLY
0:02 Best Fox of these showed i think
4:05
"hmm what is the zombie gonna do.. is it gonna take his stuff.."
"oh... thats even better"
*starts vibin with zombie*
If you use elytra for boots, would you just plummet face down?
Ya know those little kid floatie devices that help them swim? The ones you put on their arms/shoulders? Imagine putting them on your feet (you drown)
@@TheRealSoftR my aunt almost drowned doing this
@@sircalvin yes?
We've only came for the thumbnail
00:10 talk about mummified
Ah I see what you did there that's a good joke
1:02 confirmed, phoenix eats moldy east
lol
East
0:01 the most beautiful images I've ever seen
It's that time of the month again~
*I interrupted my studying to watch this and so far I haven't regretted it*
The back to school video most of us secretly wanted.
School started like a month ago what are you talking about
@@DE23 not for everyone what
4:06 I love this so damn much
0:01 show that to fundy xD
You mean
Fundy wants to know your location
Where can I get this video
And what song is it ??
@@faisalbajaesaputra5083 isaac battle theme from golden sun
@@Henry-wi7vj thank you random netizen
The old end soundtrack was so good. Having A good pair of headphones while you beat the dragon is an experience I will never forget.
3:47 I really wish note block dream on played in the back round.
SING WITH ME,
3:51 me when i saw the ice golem
0:42 racism at its finest 💀
Auf der heide blüht ein kleines blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
Who ever made the female snow golem 1.very artistic 2. JUST WHY
2:57 saw this on the oculus store, it's really high when you search "minecraft" possibly even the first result, idr lol
Phoenix's thumbnail are getting more and more hard to click on as time passes
Bro your speaking facts
Yes
We got a Jenny Mod thumbnail, and now this...
Where is humanity going with this...
"Snow golem, more like suwu golem" -the artist of female snow golem.
Goofy artist
I want to give the artist the opportunity of the doubt, as in, he could probably have made that just to look cool like a female character... But these megabadonkers tell me he had other intentions, and the pose as well. He and others do be horn dogging
@@imadoge5036 you're getting too into it I think. But you probably right
🤨
@@Doobie-kx8fk FELLAS IS IT HORNY TO HALF TO DRAW SOME WHAT R34 TO JUST LIVE AND NOT DIE
The snow golem woman design is very cute imo, just the way she’s drawn is gonna make people either sorta uncomfortable (including me) or…yeah, with the uncomfortable people feeling so because of the people who feel…yeah.
you bust to her didnt you
@@megadash 🤨 no
@Mega ayo wtf. 📸
it is not unconterfeit to me, althought it isnt square
@@megadash guy wth 🤨📸
i came here for the thumbnail and stayed for the content
the snow golem art is pretty nice ngl
It is cute and I wish I could hug it
@@voidayers2728😏😏you know what your doing with that hug😏😏
0:23 Ah I love the exploding Elytra on a day like today
i had such a funny reaction to the second one!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
“OW, MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! IM OUT OF BLEECH!!! HELP ME!!!!”
*grabs water bucket and dissolves bleach*
2:43 for those who don't know 2d minecraft does exist, its called mineblocks
Terraria
@@EdenTheCreator366 remember those days when 12 year old children said "terraria sucks" because "muh minecraft better and it 3d" when they're both great games
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 as a long time terraria fan, I was just about to make that exact same joke
@@EdenTheCreator366 terraria is its own thing tho, minebocks is closer to 2d minecraft
No, terraria
1:54 minecraft seed nft...
0:10 She actually looks kind of cute. It's like Ln'eta, cuter than expected.
0:38 Wait, what if a hopper cart could pick up items from the barrels in the track?
0:10 I mean, you could just draw the snow golem differently and it wouldn't be as sus.
0:38 [BRAIN EXPLODES]
@@jacobwilks9204 That's not my point at all. Long story short, 18+ content and implications exist and people need to get over it.
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 I don't see how it's sus
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 I know that wasn't your point. I was just saying that you could draw it different.
02:29 I like how phoenix didnt noticed DIRT STAIRS near lava and water stairs
i honestly didn't notice them either
Theres a problem here 0:51 cuz if the moon is the (end) island why is it when we jump into the void we don't land back on to the Overworld if the Minecraft world is supposedly infinite
The world is a cursed place that is becoming hostile to life on its surface, but your cursed videos put a darkly hilarious spin on things. Thank you.
1:45 me after watching this video
The zombie with the Yoshi music after Steve died from falling from a high place was very funny
1:13 ITS A STEEE
Beeve
I just realized that the last clip is a reference to the first God Of War when Kratos decided to end it all and fall into the precipice
Yeah
In minecraft, iron leggings are upside down cauldrons , and iron helmets are upside down minecarts.
3:33 this would be really cool.
A wheelbarrow.
3:10 Just wow
the last one had me dying, like, i was holding my laughter in, then when the zombie just started dancing, i almost spat out my milo laughing!
Yo congrats on 1 billion views!
also 1:25 I think many people remember Element Animation for the Villager News videos
Watching this is actually so much more physically painful than I thought it would be. #RIP to the Future Generations innocent.
:(
The Snow Golem makes me want to dump a lava bucket.
The pillager one was actually in the game at one time, but got removed do to it being a bug.
Let's be real; you'd use that snow golem. I'll let you figure out your own definition of "use" here. That bee thing though? COME BEE WITH ME, STEVE. IT'S ALL THE BUZZ, STEVE. EARN YOUR STRIPES, STEVE.
Bed time. And I'd probably use that snowman for a snowfarm. Don't call it milk tho
praise bee to the bubble
I would use the fem snow golem as mental support just something to be by my side in dark times
@nerd why you gotta twist my words
Also then I can just go live in the north or south pole so there fine although I would probably just die
Now that I think about it would the snow golem be thankful that it's alive or just not know I made it 🤔
@nerd NO I JUST NEED A HUG
4:07 Zombie: it dance time
2:16 what do you mean by that?
Learn chemistry
No not the iron scene…
*The Cosplay Scene*
2:06 this is so nostalgic for some reason i guess the music makes it nostalgic
The thumbnail is enough to make me cry
why
First time?
Me thinking as an artist what people are thinking in there mind when they make “uncomfortable things”….
Me wondering how people still mix up 'There, Their and They're"
The sus allay picture reminded me but, I want that BGM as a Minecraft music and when you play it, all mobs even hostile will vibe to it.
Love your vid’s keep up the amazing work