Jason Statham's The Beekeeper Will Make You Bee-lieve - Bee-st Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- The Beekeeper with Jason Statham and that lady from the Cosby show and Jeremy Irons sometimes, and I think that was Minnie Driver? Either way, it finally exposes the dark and gritty world Beekeepers live in EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. This isn't John Wick with bees, John Wick is The Beekeeper WITHOUT bees. Don't be a coward.
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I have a question for you. What would happen if you saw Scott? Focus in real life in person.
People whom identify as bees want to know your location Ice. >;)
So this guy talking at the end in Space Ice? Or is this guy actually AI generated? I’m so confused.
Isn't it great that there is a list of unacceptable words on YT, but if we use acronyms that are understood by 90+% of viewers, well that is totally not a problem.
i am almost fatter and older than steven S. and i have several posters of him touching hot extra's boobs. he's such a douche
"He's definitely f***ing those bees." came out of nowhere.
That silence after the fact though...
It takes a warped mind to come up with that line. Thank you Space Ice.
Sometimes men get lonely.
Space ice is top tier comedy
The man just followed the facts…
"Just above the ATF, but just below scabies", is the greatest reference to the FBI I've ever heard.
DEA - "We gotta do something about all this crack!"
FBI - "We have no idea where all the crack is coming from."
CIA - 😬
Cocaine Importing Agency?
Bro😂
The crack came from Hunter Biden. Pay attention
@@Stevie-J LMFAO
The Jason Statham mega blockbuster hit movie where Space Ice shows us what the buzz is all about!
What a stupid pun😂😂😂😂
@@cybercop0083that's the best kind 😅
NICE!
If it doesn't have Jean Claude Van Damme going to Thailand for drinks and dancing, it cannot be the best movie ever.
Please control your peepee.
Exactly
This! 😂
Or Sensei Seagal killing people from his chair
Tough, but fair
"And quickly deduces he shot her with the knife." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
Best line ever 😂😂😂
Perfect timing
I wanted to like this movie so badly, but the FBI agent lady really just drags down the whole thing.
I was like "haha...Jeremy Irons". And then it really was Jeremy Irons.
At least he played an actual role.
Even more random, Minnie Driver was in ONE scene.
Word.
❤
@@danjonmills that was really her??
I have a sick anagram for Jeremy Irons. Jeremy’s Iron.
You mean Peter Gruber? Hans' lesser brother.
"Being white is not a crime. Yet." lmfao
If the FBI has anything to do with it, it will be soon
give it a few more years
Antiwhiteism is real. Also, she called Statham a "big white dude." He's like 5'10" and 175 pounds at most. 😂😂
Are we sure about that?
@@nathanmays7926 Years 🥴?
The Beekeeper has the prettiest eyes....because Beauty is in the eye of the Bee Holder.
😂😂😂
I groaned out loud to that! Thank you!
@@MamaMOBit's called an orgasm. You'll get used to it.
*rimshot*
Thanks, I hate it .
Forensics proves that wasn't the knife that shot her!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
I like how Space Ice only reviews Mega Blockbuster films.
"Coco" is the Pixar megablockbuster hit movie, where Pixar showed the world that only Mexicans experience an afterlife.
@@theultimatereductionist7592 I love this, it is funny and clever.
7:31 “Now this is how you write female characters.(Girl shooting Gatling gun)” Space Ice, you genius. 😂
Iceman would definitely enjoy the Hong Kong Girls with Guns sub-genre. There are plenty of options to choose from that are worth a look for a review.
This is "the bees" that Nic Cage was screaming about.
"Death by honey, how beekeepers get to Valhalla" 😂
This guy is one of the most talented comedians on YT. He always delivers. Every single video makes me laugh from start to finish.
I came for the Jason Statham mega blockbuster hit movie, but I stayed because of the epic FBI roast!😂
At least they slimmed Seagal down in the CGI. That must've taken like 6 computers. May they rest in peace.
@@bohannonorr7665 😂😂😂
Funniest comment
“The they tell her that her mom would be super proud, if she wasn’t super fucking dead.” As the corpse rolls by in the background. 😂😂
The constant shitting on of the FBI is fantastic. 😂😂
Ice man delivers again. And Seagal still didn't know why Richie did Bobby Lupoh.
Has anyone seen Richie?
Yet?
9:26 “he just came to kick the SH out of IT.”
I love that 😂
09:50 That Bill Cosby reference had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol they put the low battery chirp smoke alarm meme in the movie
Low key based. 😂😂
That shit is real. I've seen it in real life. EVERY time it's black people!
Not just a meme, I've had those chirps happen every time we get a power outage.
Also,damn near every time on call of duty you hear it it’s a black person lol
Technically no. The fire alarm was actually doing its job, why it was going off. But the owner was busy being dead.
The problem with putting Steven Seagal in space is that the amount of mass creates its own gravity field.
If you still seeing Seagal, he's yet not transformed into a black hole.
Seagal is a hero and a saint
All mass has a gravity well.
It can cause problems with orbits.
It would be fun to see him cameo just for laughs
"you cant be serious, why are you not arresting the man who shot my mom with a knife?"
The most accurate part of this movie was "That sweet spot just above the ATF and just below scabies." That had me dying. My new favorite catchphrase.
I must say a heartfelt “Thank you, sir” for presenting us with a movie that 100& accurately depicts my work as a developer in an IT department. That was the work of God!
"being white isnt a crime yet" 😂damn
Never forget the FBI was "looking into" people posting "it's ok to be white"
@@blankblank8110FBI really went full woke
Don't ask the ATF what happened in Waco Texas in 1993
Yall are on our watchlist now. - The FBI
@@ytnukesme1600 or ruby ridge
"So the FBI shows up with the most accurate patches ever" 🤣
The punchline about that US president can't be a parent to a criminal is also great 😁
LOL *cough* Hunter *cough*
Skip over the child being a criminal. Now 34-count convicted felon Trump!
The most unrealistic thing about this is the FBI accepting the logic of not being able to shoot someone with a knife. Also how much better would Disney Star Wars be if Rey laughed manically while mowing down Stormtroopers with a space Gatling Gun before being dowsed in space honey and blowing up?
I'd like to give Rey some "space honey."
They were gonna ask Jean Claude Van Damme for this movie until they found out he doesn't keep bees.
He couldnt fit the role because Jean Claude doesnt retire
“The forensic tests proves, that wasn’t the knife that shot her…..” that had be screaming😂😂😂😂
"Being white's not a crime yet" and the fucking smoke alarm, nice touch.
did not expect space to be a noticer
Could space ice be secretly based?
Calm down white man the natives would like a word
@@SneedBasssecret is out.
And we didn't think we could love SpaceIce more.....
@@SneedBass The sign is a subtle joke.
Friday is the Mega Blockbuster Hit day of the week where Space Ice shows the world his comedic genius knows no bounds.
That South Park Rob Schneider reference was beautiful 😂
Rob Schneider is a carrot hahaha
It took me a minute to realize why it was, which means it's brilliant
@@paulysmallz8095 Rated PG-13
@@paulysmallz8095 oh! oh my god.... im a CARROT! :O
@@mastergwaha And he's about to find out. That being a carrot. Is much harder than it looks.
Finally the beekeeping representation the beekeeping community needed! Keep on beekeeping dear beekeepers.
That Rob Scheinder joke was utter class 😂😂
How many people got it? Lol
@@logangodofcandy I immediately had the quote in my head.. 'Rob Schneider, is.... A STAPLERRR!'
South Park
Rob Scheinder is…. Haha an Stanley cup
"Seriously, that fucking chirping!" It's the little things that makes Space Ice great
The smoke detector chirp made me choke on my drink.
It's culturally sensitive.
@@diegomontoya796 And culturally hilarious (because it's true).
I'm white and my detector is doing that right now. All mine have throughout my whole life. But I live in the hood and have always been in the hood. Maybe it's a hood thing then. Idk.
@@mojojojo6400 Anybody who just lets their smoke alarm beep incessantly rather than changing the batteries is Steven Seagal levels of terrible.
Was the Bee Keeper the missing member of “The Village People?”
LOL on the smoke detector!
2:50 "there's some British isles hiding in your accent" - wrote the on-set screenwriter when the director passed them a note 5 minutes after hearing Statham.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate thise literary masterpiece, "Derpy derp tur didly derp", I mean not even Shakespeare was as eloquent
“We’re only five minutes in and my heart can’t take much more” 😂
Instantly had me cooked 💀
He's definitely f***ing those bees!
Made me laugh harder than it should have 😂
The cameo from all those totally A-List celebtards had me rewinding 3 times. Damn you're amazing IceMan!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What are you gonna do with those bees?" "Gonna get a bee-j"
"Being mean to the Cosby lady" 😂🤣
If I had gotten a dime when ever Space Ice says "Mega blockbuster hit movie", I would've made as much as Steven Seagal made from Attack Force.
"He came to kick the SH out of IT" should have been the tagline of this movie 🤣
Mega block buster youtube channel 🎉
“You’re not a bee keeper, that book is not for you” 😂😂😂
youre not the target demographic
I have no idea but that had me laughing more than just about anything. 😂😂😂
Who knew Jason Statham would end up starring in the movie with the most accurate portrayal of the FBI.
"It wasn't the knife that shot her."
Man you're a comic genius
"OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"
-Cameron Poe
Underrated comment
You mean Castor Troy
I have watched ConAir at least 4,000 times, and I'm having trouble recalling the bee scene.
Was that before or after her slapped the little trans?
@@MoreBuffMoreMuff Con Air? Ah yes! With good old Stanley Goodspeed. Truly, a classic.
Edit: Truly a MEga BLOckBUSter HIT movieee where he showed the world...
I'll never forget when Cameron Poe said, " Somehow, the Beekeeper has returned."
Jason Statham removing the bees because it's nicolas cage weakness
The Valhalla line literally floored me 😂😂😂😂
next movie : The Bee keeper vs The bricklayer
"Bee or not to bee. VAN DAMME!!!!!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Pls do the best movie ever with Jim kavizel, THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO , even the one with Robert donat and Richard chamberlaind are both good too
This movie would have made a lot more money if people knew it was about taking down scammers instead of bee keeping. I watched this movie a few months ago and already forgot it was about taking down scammers.
Yeah but the scammers they are emulating are not big funded companies inside the US. They are crappy dank offices in places like India that do these types of scamming. Not some white guy showing a big video board of all the old people they just scammed. There is a reason why they dont do this stuff inside the US, laws are very laxed overseas
@@Sillysoft Whoa you mean they don't have offices that are basically nightclub and shout as loud as they can about all the crimes they're committing?
The white upper class people doing the scamming just wasn't believable, but we wouldn't be excited about him killing a bunch of poor people.
And also an accurate portrayal of scammers being Indian and not a bunch of rich white guys.
DUDE. I absolutely love the Best/Worst Movie Ever format! What a great idea!
Gloriously absurd film and Statham is great.
I know a few beekeepers and I can confirm they are all former assassins.
The villains were like Spynomore but with extra steps. 😆
Forensics tests proved that wasn't the knife that shot her hahahah. Oh my....
You will never be a real bee! 😭😭😭💀
The fucking sparkplug next to the gun @1:48😂
It be spittin and must be removed
I don't get the joke
@@Trias805 Watch a few more Space Ice reviews, you'll be a better person for it as well
@@Trias805it’s a running joke since the Tokyo drift review
I knew he wouldn't let us down! Them spark plugs just keep spittin!
"The resemblance is UNCANNY."
😂😂😂
TRULY never head of this movie until Space Ice made this video.
it's pretty new
It's pretty decent entertainment too, for something made in the modern era.
It came up on my Prime video recommended list a few days ago. I was already going to watch it but after Space Ice's blessing, I'm definitely going to watch it this weekend.
Those shooting knives need to come off the street😂
The whole knife bit and the casual FBI roasting is top tier 😂😂
IT always gets mad and shoot up my beehouses. Too relatable!😂😂😂
That black lady cop was probably the worst character in any movie I've ever watched.
There was a point in the movie where she talks about her dad being a black panther and that he never liked her, so she joins the FBI to get his approval.. let that sink in. Her black panther dad already hated her so she joins the FBI...for his...approval? Bro what?!
How beekeepers get to their Valhalla. I love this guy
Dear Space Ice,
My movie review wishlist:
Exit Wounds
Romeo must die
The Expendables
Thank you! Keep up with the great content.
Love it as always. Missed opportunity with "getting up in his beeswax."
I like the realism of this movie... black chick with a beeping fire alarm. Also really dumb story all the way.
A bee keeper that bee keeps bee keepers...😂
The sarcasms is next level lv.. I love it
This movie is so magnificent, I now make sure I save ever bee I see and am studying to become a beekeeper!
Beekeeper was way better than I expected it to be. David Ayer knows how to make a watchable action movie. Still unbelievable how Warner screwed him on Squad
Space ice is so bad ass he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
“But DAMN that response time!” 😂😂😂😂
Dude this is some of your finest work. “A beekeeper who bee keeps beekeepers” and “Kick the SH out of IT” have me crying 😭
This was hilarious, but seriously That movie was awesome. And the nest in the beginning was Hornets not bees.
Best comment ever
I give this review a solid 2 Dia de Muertos squeaky toys out of 1 Syphilis.
It’s only a matter of time before Space Ice changes his name to Space Plugs
Nothing is more important than bees.
The spark plug next the gun 😂
"and the stupid cops find out thats not the knife that shot her", fckin hilarious and classic Mr. Ice!!!
The scam call center should have been shown in india where most of scam calls are from.
He’s a beekeeper that beekeeps beekeepers 😂😂😂😂space ice always delivers.
One of the worst films I have ever seen. Would not recommend it
That animated Segal was hilarious!
If it was Steven Segall gettting chased and stung by bees it would be the best movie. 😂😂🐝🐝🐝
In a time of turmoil, Space Ice videos are a bit of res-bee-t.
12:56 I’m calling *COMPLETE AND UTTER BS* JCVD doesn’t “look like a slick badass” … well okay I mean he does but that’s because *HE IS A SLEEK BADASS* get that shit correct!
I never did understand all the buzz around beekeeper
Yeah. I couldn't even watch the whole movie. So stupid.
It was garbage. I wanted to leave but my brother forced us to stay. Since it was my suggestion. I have regrets.
I honeystly did not either.
Sad that nobody noticed the pun. It stings, doesn't it
@@dibassarkar2898 sweet as honey
the entire first two minutes of this video, showcasing the cops and FBI personnel, ALL of them are some sort of ethic. like bro, the black afro FBI lady is just cringe at this point. good god can they just leave the race BS alone already. god they can’t make a movie without urinating all over it these days. no wonder i don’t watch any movies or TV shows created after 2016 basically lol
the overweight black FBI “agent” with the TINY finger tattoo is so god damn predictable i just don’t understand where they are getting these scripts from. MUST be AI written or they have a diverse writers room. terrible and laughable. this actually turned into a comedy movie quick.
@@-HescoI don’t know what was more unrealistic in this movie, a black, liberal LEO apologizing for being racist or a scam center NOT being in India 😂😂😂
That black woman actually looks a bit like Steven Segal