New Van Damme 'Darkness Of Man' Is So Good You'll Learn To Feel Again - Best Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Jean Claude Van Damme has done it again with his mega blockbuster hit movie Darkness Of Man. Just when we thought there was nothing for us except a cold and empty void of misery, he spin kicked us straight and now everything's AWESOME again. Oh JCVD, what would we do without you? Oh yeah, Eric Roberts also orders a burrito.
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Even your comments make me burst in laughter to the point getting a stomach cramp XD Actually linked the FBI site for Seagal fans LMAO
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I would if I could, but the recession that doesn't exist has made groceries equally non-existent.
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Man, how the fuck can you be só damn funny, the hack thing made me lol literally ^^
"Because running a joke into the ground over and over again is for total hacks".
Cuts to Thailand.
Brilliant
That scene is an international treasure and is no joke.
Masterful
"old" Van Damme can still kick prime 1980's Steven Segals ass.
There is no such thing as a prime for Seagal
No Cookies to steal, or Birthdays to snatch...
@@michaelthreepeatHe had me convinced as a kid with movies like Out for Justice, Under Siege, and Hard to Kill.
“JCVD Be Slippin’ Brutha.”-SS
100%
I came here for two things.
Van Damme
And my "𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕" line
You cannot omit "mega blockbuster hit movie" ever
and Rob Schneider?
Where he took out the entire Russian mafia for no reason!
Space Ice is the perfect remedy in sea of doom scrolling.
This is my happy place
"Why do they always have to be Nick Diaz?" 🤣
Biggest surprise of the movie. haha I'm like wut? Nick Diaz?!
I have no idea what this movie is about. But after hearing Space Ice explain it, I have no idea what this movie is about. But it doesn’t matter, because JCVD is in it, so I know it’s awesome.
It's weird how a full movie recap doesn't need a spoiler alert
"Nice try, Skynet. But anytime, any place, he'll wreck your shit." 😭😭😭
The gun tells him: "I'm a fckng gun, not stupid. I'm not shooting van damme!"😂
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JCV doesnt need a gun he has his sonic boom and jack knife kick.
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Space, on a serious note, I suffer from depression. Some days are better than others. But then there are the dark days where I just want it to be over. I have no joy in everything in life and the little I do have, there isn't much joy there. But you, you mega hit blockbuster UA-camr, have cheered me up in ways that meds and therapy haven't even touched. I just want to say thank you for all the joy I feel even on every rewatch. You are appreciated and borderline life saver. Thanks IceMan
Don’t give up. JCVD wouldn’t approve of that
Don't give up bro. Go watch some Jcvd movies to get inspiration
Have you tried "I take pleasure" instead of "I suffer" ?
@@lilmoeszyslak4810 JCVD has spoken to me in dreams that if I ever entertain the thought, he would spin kick me. While yes, that would be an honor, I think I'm more terrified of that than any dark time I have ever had. So big thanks to the the Van-dest of Damme's.
@@andreipulosul1492 maybe I should. I know things could be worse. I could be Seagal. I would rather be Breen.
What a paradox. Van Damme awesomely plays the role of a man who isn't awesome. It's like the ouroboros of awesome.
A parallel of seagal, who sucks both in real life and tries to be cool in the movie, but sucks in both.
@@Golecom2 Now there's a thesis paper, right there.
@@Golecom2 Except in most Steven Seagal movies now he's not even in the movie and barely makes a cameo. 😆
"To fight a stereotype that all Asians are smart by attacking Van Dame." :DDD I'm dead.
His humor is on way too many different levels😂😂😅
“The yellow’s of his eyes” SO HELP ME GOD what a great line lol
after growing up and my taste in films keep evolving, only one thing I don't regret doing in my adolescence years, and that is: watching every JCVD's film ever
Especially those 37min-1hr dance sequences with just him, some girls and a thai bar
I watched one after my parents had went to sleep when I was around 7 or 8, and I remembered it forever. Lol I didn't remember the name until I watched this channel, though - it was Hard Target. The mullet made it unforgettable.
That’s oddly similar to my memory 😂
@@penultimatetwig I was like "Van Damme looks so familiar, but I swear I've never watched one of his movies before. I don't know, maybe I have." Then I came across the Hard Target video, saw him with the mullet, and it all just hit me. 😂
@@penultimatetwig pretty sure I watched it in a Hotel room
The "Nice try Skynet" line was great. Made me laugh out loud.
Took me a bit to figure that one out, but touche.👏
Legit the whole video made me lol literally
This guy is a one liner machine. He’s got back to back heat lol
Always remember, Steven Waddles Segall pooped himself. Van Damme has not.
Actually Gene Lebell the guy who choked Seagal out said Van Damme pooped a peed himself when he did it to him. VD even admits to it.
Ever ben choked out, the first few times you would do the same.
@Me4-gc8qs: Do you have a link? I’d like to read about that.
5:50
JCVD: “hello old friend”
Space Ice: “Good evening sir”
JCVD: “We meet again”
Space ice: “the pleasure is all mine”
This guy’s timing😂
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"He's so awesome, when he looks for something, it comes to him."... brilliant mate. Going to use this one.
"Luckily this guy wasn't wearing his death trap so he's able to fall to safety." Brilliant...
6:56 “Now, he’s conducting a sweep for movie-ruining has-beens.” One of the greatest Space Ice lines I’ve heard.
Hands down, I was hoping to god I wasn’t the only one who picked up what he was puttin down.
I swear that was a Shia Surprise @7:03
I can't believe JCVD allowed Eric Roberts to not only appear in his movie as himself but let him reprise his role as the Talking Cat.
Of course they go way back. Both are true legends of 80s action cinema when movies were actually good with no CGI.
@@jonfreeman9682 i mean, i don't hate Roberts(although some of his recent roles are not...stellar) but calling him a legend is a bit too much. He acted in a lot of movies, some of them iconic.
Van Damme Dance gets me every fucken time like a rick roll.
Van Damme is Looking Van Damme old.
And he is still ten times more awesome than 99.76% of all people alive.
Totally agree. He still does his own stunts. No stunt double no CGI no Steven Seagal slow mo hand motion camera tricks.
Space Ice continues to be pure gold.
Nick Diaz is my age. We love JCVD. Id bet he's only in this movie to kick it with the boss
The ali baba Danny McBride part had me dead 😂
Imagine if Cage and Van Damme teamed up.
The world would probably just stop due to too much awesome.
I'm waiting for the Space Ice review of the JCVD TV show: Jean-Claude Van Johnson
Cage and Van Damme are simply the GOAT's. Brothers from another mother
At this point they need to make a movie together
My bingo card never had JCVD, Nick Diaz, Eric Roberts, AND Scut Farkas in the same movie.
I had JCVD, Roberts, Scut and little Ricky Schroeder from Silver Spoons. So close!
Kind of disappointed Rob Schneider wasn't in this.
Don't forget Shannen Doherty!
@@nathanwilliams4005 He almost ruined one Van Damme movie. No need to risk it again.
@@nathanwilliams4005 he couldn't be there, he's currently in prison for selling knockoff sneakers in Taiwan
“Because running a joke into the ground over and over again is for total hacks…So he takes a short walk to Thailand…”
I’m dead💀
perfect comedy
Jean Claude Van Damme MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!
"In a scene so powerful and inspirational..." My absolute favorite.
Oh my Gosh. Always my Fave line...❤😂
I'm pretty sure I could sit and listen to Ice riffing on that dance scene for at least an hour.
"Because running a joke into the ground over and over again is for total hacks" *immediately pans to Thai bar scene* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey don't knock that bar scene. JCVD got some serious moves that can challenge John Travolta for that twist dance 🏆
Eric Roberts, one of the greatest actors of our time.👍🏻
JCVD + Sparkplugs= Movie of the Year.
The movie was so good that my van was damned
Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn.
Best comment. 🤣🤣
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Damn that Van, yo.
It's not Seagal lose your last shred of sanity bad 😆
OH MY GOD that Nick Diaz bit caught me I'm dying
Jean Claude van Damme is a national treasure everything he does is awesome.
This film is garbage.
@@theflyingninja1 Only reason why it's amazing it's because van Damme is in it
Totally agree. A true action man. No stunt double. No wires. No CGI. No Steven Seagal slow mo hand motion tricks.
I'm just waiting for the part where we time travel and teleport to Taiwan for some glorious dancing 😀
8:33 there it is... and it was just as magical as I expected.
😢 The spark plug he was holding wasn't even spittin 😭
It was about time for a Van Damme one again. These are your best. Thanks.
''Sorry Sir you cant come back here...'' OH REALLY...then how the fff is he back there ??!! 😅
4:14
Maybe I'm a dummy who just loves dad jokes, but this one killed me.
"Well aside from Eric Roberts this has been a lovely evening, you can all eat shit."😂
"Now that he's given these lucky fans memories to cherish for a lifetime..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love how they all politely form a queue and attack the old man one at a time so as not to overwhelm him
Eric Roberts was in Thailand getting a Burrito, so they filmed around him.
"Ohhh well it's the next day and he has moved on"😂😂😂😂
Heard Total Hack and I knew it was coming.
I prepared myself for Thailand and it still got me....sprayed coffee
Bro. I've watched all your videos and Idk how I ALWAYS forget about the Van Damme dance scene coming. Makes me laugh EVERY TIME!! 😆
JCVD got some serious moves and can do comedy. His TV show was hilarious. 😂
Spark plugs and Van Damme dancing, this video has everythin. I can die happy now!
Does anybody else at this point live for Space Ice’s new Friday releases to see how he’s going to shit on Seagal this week.
Nope...i actually have a life to attend to, even at fridays....
Nah every week they get more boring. He's running out of things to say and rehashes too many bad jokes. This might be the last one I watch.
@@Dead_Kerbal On Fridays. That life doesn't include education, does it?
@@Me4-gc8qs Considering English is not even my second language, i would say education is fairly included in that so called life too, yes.
@@Me4-gc8qs instead you live to argue in comments of UA-cam videos you claim to hate. Who's the real loser here? 😂
“When punching someone breaks your fucking hand, that’s a clue!” I legit had to pause the video in my work’s break room to finish laughing before I could finish the video and give it the appreciation it deserves! Holy shit. 😂🤣💀
I always find at least 15 laughs with space. He's amazing at writing and delivery.
@@decayedparadigm The fact that he ties every video to either Steven Seagal burns or Jean Claude VanDamn dancing in Thailand always kills me! 😂🤣
On a serious note, JCVD is *the* reason I got into martial arts. Maybe a dash of Jackie Chan too
JCVD does all his own stunts. No stunt double no CGI no wires no Steven Seagal slow mo hand motion no camera tricks. He's the real deal along with Wesley Snipes.
The SICU - Space Ice Cinematic Universe - keeps on expanding: spitting spark plugs, bathroom etiquette ... :)
The Nick Diaz moment is genius.
😂😂😂 space ice IS THE BEST lmfao “oh van damme u did it again” lmfu😂😂😂😂
🗿: Hello old friend.
🔫: Good evening sir.
🗿: We meet again.
🔫: The pleasure is all mine.
God tier dialog🗿
Actually it's just called ''politeness'', there's nothing extraordinary about it...
Educated folks tend to talk that way to other people.
I' m beginning to think that Space Ice has a bias against Seagulls.
Seeing Nick Diaz in this instantly made me happy.
It was painful seeing an old Van Damme doing the highly technixal Seagalian move of "finding a young hottie" fucking fight me, I'm in pain too :(
Yet he's STILL. MORE. DESIRABLE.
you walk away at your prime or you live long enough to Seagal down, i guess.
The difference is, i fully believe a young hot chick would go after old JCVD.
young hotties are found because they want to be found. you got a certain amount of time before you die or your dick stops working. think chicks get any less extra as they age? it's not always a matter of taste. Sometimes it's easier to settle.
Best Thailand lead-in ever. 😂
Van Tastic!
I once had this printed on the back of a Netherlands football shirt for a stag do in Amsterdam! Thank you for reminding me of it👍
Nick Diaz: wassup homie sooooo are u gonna order or some shit stocktock 209 WHAT
This the best ICE treatment of a blockbuster ever. EVER. Nick Diaz Army!
Van Damme may have had some lame movies, but i have always perceive him as giving his 100% all the time. And he has an impressive range for being just an "action movie star".
Space Ice cured my depression after a hurtful divorce, only his Videos were able to make me smile and laugh 😂
His Videos are the only videos I am instantly looking forward to next week.
Space Ice, you are a Legend. Thank you Sir! 😊
A true legend. Anything JCVD does is amazing but space makes it 10x better.
Thank you for making vids space Ice, Your vids have been getting me through some very hard times.
Shannen Doherty aged one year every time JCVD made a split in his whole life.
She aged like an avocado 🥑
Van Damme should play Bukowski. Something with mailmen and karate.
"I'm a fycking gun not stupid" 😂😂😂😂
“Nice try…. Skynet” 🤣🤣🤣
"The Stockton Slam" is freaking hilarious 😂
Have you reviewed his movie, Welcome to the Jungle? It's hilarious. This dude and his work has done nothing but improve with age
Lol "the yellow of his eyes". Nice one.
This version of JCVD would be perfect for a Max Payne 3 movie.
Scut Farkus Strikes Again
The fact that the internet decided to put "Translate to English" under this is Space Ice level comedy.
@@jimh472 hahhaa it doesn't show for me, but that's awesome!
🙏🤣🤣🤣 the gift of laughter is priceless thanks man
JCVD got old like a fine wine.
More like milk.
@@TheAdatto Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
@@TheAdattodrugs will do that
Okay he can't do roundhouse kicks like he used to and the splits will put him in hospital but the guy actually has some dramatic chops and this movie is like visiting an old friend having a sip of 🍷
If that’s not bad enough, the Korean cashiers car is getting broken into by someone that does not know how windows work… the weed and the Brothers … reference was absolutely genius… that why I love space ice … revolutionary
I think you meant to say "Shannen Doherty is a national treasure and makes everything better!"
What the hell happened to her face?
She truly is and Kristina Loken too.
Dude these make me laugh out loud alone in bed, great work
Space Ice's gift for shoehorning Van Damme's Thailand bar dance scene in every single one his movie's reviews has to studied at this point coz its just flawless😂
"I'm a gun, not stupid. I'm not shooting Van Damme."
"He'll shoot your eye out!"🤣🤣
I almost choked when he said that.
Man.. the way you turn it back on yourself was BRILLIANT!
JCVD is looking like Robert Downey Jr these days
After watching this moving, and taking in the lessons of life instilled by JCVD's performance in this film, my emotional quotient/emotional intelligence power level reached over 9000.
Watch it again and it'll double to 20,000. That's how good it is. That bar dance scene is the only lesson you need.🕺🏼
JCVD looks like he left half way through plastic surgery and that hairline is just to freaking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...the yellows of his eyes" LOL
I thought this movie might've could've been an illusion...
I thought that was Roseanne Barr before you told me it was Shannon Doherty...
So great to see Shannon Doherty acting still. A true legend. And was happy to see Kristina Loken from Terminator. Both are amazing.
Space ice is the most sanest person I've have never met
Damn, that was good Van Damme!!!
You never disappoint, Space Ice!!!
Rip Shannon this extras cast rips. Between Nick and scare tactics royalty, JCVD always had a little better extras cast list. And he never really did them dirty. Not everytime atleast. I’m pretty sure seagal has beaten the shit not atleast 2 ufc champions. Randy got it twice if im not mistaken.
I didnt want to laugh at the 100th time Jean Claude starts dancing, but I did.
“I want a burrito”
All because he wanted to be different lmao 😂
“ I Ben Sayeeng Dis All Year Brutha, I Made My Shidoshi Proud.-JCVD
I had no idea Nick Diaz was in this.... That's awesome