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  • @patrickbateman1434
    @patrickbateman1434 Рік тому +41178

    “Are you a good parent?”
    14year old me: *perhaps*

  • @charvvnr
    @charvvnr Рік тому +8220

    “yeah allowing them to live in my home”
    i can tell hes been waiting to say that for ages😭

    • @emmie.z07
      @emmie.z07 Рік тому +23

      OI OIIIII

    • @I.L.M.S
      @I.L.M.S Рік тому +18

      OII OII LUVS WE ARE EVERYWHERE ISTG💙💚🇮🇪💛❤

    • @tangerine101
      @tangerine101 Рік тому +7

      OIII

    • @Invisible_mic
      @Invisible_mic Рік тому +4

      My dad says that to lol

    • @dillpikkle7550
      @dillpikkle7550 Рік тому +29

      I hate it when they say that it's like they don't realize it's the LAW to let me live there.

  • @POPE_FRANC1S
    @POPE_FRANC1S 8 місяців тому +580

    "A's would be my expectation"
    Bro becoming an asian parent

    • @vexslade
      @vexslade 3 місяці тому +4

      Genie would like this comment. (He's a good youtuber)

    • @JackcatsandbassYT
      @JackcatsandbassYT 3 місяці тому +9

      A’s are my expectation and i have absolutely 0 asian dna. Same with my friends.

    • @POPE_FRANC1S
      @POPE_FRANC1S 3 місяці тому

      @@JackcatsandbassYT shut up nerd

    • @louiedraws4596
      @louiedraws4596 3 місяці тому +7

      @@JackcatsandbassYTyeah same the Asian stereotypes are going too far

    • @Fancy.Dancing
      @Fancy.Dancing Місяць тому

      A’s are my mom’s expectations. She isn’t even strict, she’s a cool mom, but she knows I am very smart.

  • @nishasuresh388
    @nishasuresh388 5 місяців тому +507

    "Are you a good parent?"
    The 13 year old middle child: 💀

    • @Gokan_Sugar
      @Gokan_Sugar 3 місяці тому +9

      BRO THAT'S LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW WTF💀

    • @shantelleramsay9676
      @shantelleramsay9676 3 місяці тому

      Ikr

    • @RIP_NSV
      @RIP_NSV 3 місяці тому +1

      nah I'd win. I'm middle child

    • @RoseyWoseyPosey
      @RoseyWoseyPosey 3 місяці тому +2

      Bet. (This sounds so weird but I'm the middle child and my mom just calls me a mini her since I act like a mother-)

    • @TheRoguen2000
      @TheRoguen2000 3 місяці тому

      As someone who is a 13 year old middle I can 100% agree with you

  • @aarshaunmoozoun3764
    @aarshaunmoozoun3764 Рік тому +9332

    "Allowing them to live in my home"
    Sam 2022

  • @fearmusk5714
    @fearmusk5714 Рік тому +14508

    "Allowing them to live in my home"
    *Yup he is half Asian*

    • @toastedpancake9572
      @toastedpancake9572 Рік тому +289

      I think he’s Italian

    • @amied7361
      @amied7361 Рік тому +638

      “A’s would be my expectation yup he is a Asian”

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Рік тому +227

      Not half, he’s definitely 2 thirds Asian

    • @didyeontanstealjiminsjams375
      @didyeontanstealjiminsjams375 Рік тому +6

      So true 😂 only thing he's not Asian about he's not hitting his kids with slippers

    • @KashifAli-uz7uc
      @KashifAli-uz7uc Рік тому +57

      That's why again children are less likely to missbehave

  • @LeahRae_Music_Official
    @LeahRae_Music_Official 10 місяців тому +1106

    “Maybe I’ll let my wife handle the disapline” HUSBAND OF THE YEAR RIGHT THERE GUYS 💀😭

    • @-BenGaming-
      @-BenGaming- 8 місяців тому +3

      First

    • @blueknightgaming3876
      @blueknightgaming3876 8 місяців тому +8

      @@-BenGaming-?

    • @FunSquad12326
      @FunSquad12326 8 місяців тому +16

      Nah your wife is gonna need help so you need to be a dad and step in.

    • @Yes39043
      @Yes39043 7 місяців тому +6

      Disapline😂

    • @Bob-bg7xl
      @Bob-bg7xl 6 місяців тому +2

      Nah Chicken of the year.

  • @greetingsfellowtraveller
    @greetingsfellowtraveller 6 місяців тому +86

    Tip: don't tell your kid you're proud of them. instead, tell them they should be proud of themselves. When they grow up they'll learn not to be a people pleaser and be happy with themselves ❤️❤️

    • @annak_music
      @annak_music 3 місяці тому +7

      But still, you can tell them that you're proud too.

    • @poalex3813
      @poalex3813 3 місяці тому +3

      True, tho having someone who’s important for you tell you they’re proud of you is very rewarding

    • @itzAurora_Xoxo
      @itzAurora_Xoxo 3 місяці тому

      Or say your happy for them rather than proud

    • @glorytheamazinrobloxyt7509
      @glorytheamazinrobloxyt7509 Місяць тому +4

      I would go for saying something like, "I'm proud of you, and you should be proud of yourself too." So then they still know to be proud of themself and they got praise from a loved one

    • @BeansMcGriddle
      @BeansMcGriddle 12 днів тому

      This

  • @snfldlover
    @snfldlover Рік тому +5669

    “Yeah allowing them to live in my home”💀

  • @bogdy_gmd
    @bogdy_gmd Рік тому +4287

    me, as a teen: *I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @BetAmpClipz
      @BetAmpClipz Рік тому +17

      im not the best, but im not the worst

    • @whoeditzz
      @whoeditzz Рік тому +22

      me, as a teen who doesn't want kids (i'm not going to do it, i'm not good with kids, i'm super introvert and autistic, it's way too pressure): *i'm 8 parallel universes ahead od you*

    • @Will-lh4lh
      @Will-lh4lh Рік тому +3

      Me as a late teen who knows damn well I could technically already be a dad :

    • @rahmel2009
      @rahmel2009 Рік тому

      I’m not liking this but making this the 4th reply to this comment
      Edit: now i can like the comment I wasn’t trying to ruin 444 likes

    • @Sebi_007
      @Sebi_007 Рік тому +1

      Behind of you*

  • @queefussquintilionpringleton
    @queefussquintilionpringleton 6 місяців тому +11

    Are you a good parent:
    12 year old me: ye

  • @LittleBodyBigFartX3
    @LittleBodyBigFartX3 4 місяці тому +23

    "No reason to be up past 11 "
    Me watching at 11:20

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Рік тому +996

    “Yeah allowing them to live in my home”
    Sounds like my mum

  • @CanadaHockey13
    @CanadaHockey13 Рік тому +1396

    "Yeah, allowing them to live in my home"
    That is exactly what my dad said when I asked for an allowance

    • @XY2Moroccoball
      @XY2Moroccoball Рік тому +22

      Maybe sambucha is your dad? 😳

    • @genshinshenanigans7027
      @genshinshenanigans7027 Рік тому +10

      Don't need an allowance when u be getting an entire house for free

    • @Der3_Al3arab
      @Der3_Al3arab Рік тому +7

      ​@@genshinshenanigans7027 and 3 free meals a day

    • @justin_g6187
      @justin_g6187 Рік тому +18

      @@genshinshenanigans7027 thats what your parents owe you tho

    • @jackthecoolperson4999
      @jackthecoolperson4999 Рік тому

      Your Dad is a wise man if you want money feed the neibors cats

  • @immaturetechnerd
    @immaturetechnerd 6 місяців тому +55

    “10pm seems alright” I’m in 8th grade and my parents make me go to bed at 7:45 💀💀💀

    • @samp.2659
      @samp.2659 6 місяців тому +22

      Something’s wrong with your parents

    • @immaturetechnerd
      @immaturetechnerd 6 місяців тому

      @@samp.2659 yeah…

    • @OkiDoki_Pls
      @OkiDoki_Pls 5 місяців тому +4

      @@samp.2659sleeping early is a bad thing? Look im not a parent, Im in 7th grade, but no problem in sleeping early..

    • @IamARamdo
      @IamARamdo 5 місяців тому +1

      @@OkiDoki_Pls You can get sick for sleeping early!

    • @h1vezer
      @h1vezer 4 місяці тому +10

      Do you have to wake up at 3am or something? Because that actually isn’t healthy and takes away a LOT of free time

  • @SillySausage543
    @SillySausage543 10 місяців тому +154

    Please, whatever you do, DON’T let Sam become a parent 💀

    • @michygod
      @michygod 9 місяців тому +6

      Why not?

    • @coolingpuddle
      @coolingpuddle 9 місяців тому +18

      @@michygod "i might spank my baby but we'll see" sam 2023

    • @michygod
      @michygod 9 місяців тому +4

      @@coolingpuddle whats wrong with that

    • @ithinkheknowsimaswiftie13
      @ithinkheknowsimaswiftie13 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@michygod🤨

    • @Jackary1232
      @Jackary1232 8 місяців тому

      He said he won't let his daughter date until 27 too@@coolingpuddle

  • @CheckOutMyUsername
    @CheckOutMyUsername Рік тому +4798

    Would you hit your kids
    "Maybe , if they are babies" 💀💀💀

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Рік тому +111

      He said maybe spank them when their babies and he even said he found it weird

    • @dxmz_xex
      @dxmz_xex Рік тому +47

      ​@@Zona984 🤓

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Рік тому +36

      @@dxmz_xex damn roasted

    • @dxmz_xex
      @dxmz_xex Рік тому +15

      @@strikelegend57 I'd rather post speed highlights than ruin a joke

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Рік тому +2

      @@dxmz_xex how did I ruin a joke lmfao 🤡 it's just a statement Sambucha said with skulls added to it. It's not even a joke google the definition of a joke and then come back to me

  • @piperandduckys
    @piperandduckys Рік тому +4226

    “maybe id spank my baby”
    💀

    • @gl1tchcat
      @gl1tchcat 11 місяців тому +42

      🤨

    • @piperandduckys
      @piperandduckys 11 місяців тому +56

      @@gl1tchcat it’s what he said not me

    • @gl1tchcat
      @gl1tchcat 11 місяців тому +13

      @@piperandduckys ik

    • @PenisMan_698
      @PenisMan_698 11 місяців тому +39

      imagine taking every word someone says and thinking they mean something completely different

    • @piperandduckys
      @piperandduckys 11 місяців тому +4

      @@PenisMan_698 uhm okay?

  • @Unkown11official
    @Unkown11official 24 дні тому +1

    I’m literally watching this at the dinner table😂

  • @mikokennoob5032
    @mikokennoob5032 2 місяці тому +2

    My daughter goes to bed at 8 pm. She is 7. My son usually at midnight, if it is not school night, he is 15. My son has allowance, also works part time because he wants to. My daughter has no allowance.
    They are disciplined but never hurt. They do the best they can at school, which I am proud of. But I do not pay them to do great at school. Emotions are important in my house, we do not hide them. It is okay to be angry, but do not hurt anyone or destroy things, as long as they tell me why they arw angry, then we find solutions after they let it out. Same with being sad.
    But, sometimes tough love is the best discipline as well. Moderation is key.
    I was raised by a narcissistic mother, I refuse to use rewards or guilt tripping in my home. But we cuddle, show love and only strict when we have to.

    • @Ing389
      @Ing389 22 години тому

      No one asked

  • @CatLover81148
    @CatLover81148 Рік тому +1718

    “There is no reason to be awake past 11:00” me watching this at 3:51 AM
    👁👄👁

    • @Флора-х
      @Флора-х Рік тому +30

      Man get to sleep… oh I forgot I fell asleep at 3:21👀👄👀

    • @Starfirelordnsavor
      @Starfirelordnsavor Рік тому +15

      I went a whole night until 6:00

    • @n.-_.
      @n.-_. Рік тому +18

      You guys sleep at night? Huh?!

    • @notlightbeam4889
      @notlightbeam4889 Рік тому +8

      Unless you have a job past 11, that's just an unhealthy habit

    • @CatLover81148
      @CatLover81148 Рік тому +6

      @@n.-_. LMAO

  • @-Jozef
    @-Jozef Рік тому +1624

    As someone without kids I can confirm I am a good parent❤

  • @josiesejour3471
    @josiesejour3471 7 місяців тому +45

    Hello,Anyways, here is a brownie recipe.
    Ingredients:
    - 1 cup unsalted butter
    - 2 cups granulated sugar
    - 4 large eggs
    - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    - 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
    - 1/2 cup cocoa powder
    - 1/4 teaspoon salt
    - 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)
    Instructions:
    1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease a baking pan.
    2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar.
    3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
    4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/4 tsp salt; stir.
    5. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
    6. Pour into the pan, bake for 25-30 mins.
    7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!

    • @thachvu6665
      @thachvu6665 7 місяців тому +4

      Ok? Thanks?

    • @user-eq8go7jt6w
      @user-eq8go7jt6w 5 місяців тому +1

      why?

    • @Breviparopus
      @Breviparopus 4 місяці тому +1

      Cringe

    • @michaelbrown8181
      @michaelbrown8181 4 місяці тому +3

      Thank you! 😊❤

    • @SmiIe-SmiIe
      @SmiIe-SmiIe 4 місяці тому +5

      PATHETIC
      Here's a better one (:
      250g Dark Chocolate (70%ish cocoa)
      250g Unsalted Butter
      300g Caster Sugar
      1/2 teaspoon Baking Powder
      4 Large Eggs, beaten
      60g Chestnut Flour
      60g Cocoa Powder
      Handful of sour cherries
      Melt the chocolate in a bowl over a pan of simmering water
      Beat the butter and sugar until it is pale and soft
      Add the beaten egg little by little to the butter and sugar (don’t worry if it curdles) beating well between additions.
      When the chocolate is melted remove from the heat and mix into the butter and egg mixture.
      Sift in the flour, cocoa powder and baking powder. Fold with a metal spoon, and then fold in the cherries
      When well combined put into a lined brownie tin or baking dish around 20cm square or similar.
      Cook for 30 minutes and then test by poking a skewer into the middle of the brownies. If it comes out covered in liquid mixture give them another two or three minutes, but keep checking. When the skewer has some mixture on it but emerges relatively clean they’re done.
      Leave to cool before you attempt to cut them.
      Have one, or two, with a big mug of tea.

  • @Addiem18
    @Addiem18 12 днів тому +1

    I go to sleep at 1 am on a school night maybe even stay up longer sometimes 😂

  • @hybrid2.031
    @hybrid2.031 Рік тому +1106

    “ I wouldn’t hit my kids, maybe I’d just smack my baby or something.” 😂

  • @xyz-yd5wg
    @xyz-yd5wg Рік тому +746

    "Are you a good parents?"
    15yrs old teenage couple: DEFINITELY!!!!!

    • @mally5972
      @mally5972 Рік тому +8

      you mean me and my gf 😂😂😂

    • @Sellierthanyou
      @Sellierthanyou Рік тому +57

      @@mally5972 Bro that’s not even funny, that’s just so damn disturbing to think about.

    • @fuju7871
      @fuju7871 Рік тому +14

      @@Sellierthanyou you sounding HELLA boomer rn 🥱🥱

    • @rdr2v1nce7
      @rdr2v1nce7 Рік тому +52

      Damn. Me and my hand seem like great parents.

    • @Sellierthanyou
      @Sellierthanyou Рік тому +30

      @@fuju7871 Listen, I don’t know how to respond to unethical statements that well without overthinking the situation or losing brain cells. So I ask kindly, for you to give me a moment respond properly.

  • @ZenixEditsz
    @ZenixEditsz 8 місяців тому +2

    My parents on the first one: "yes"

  • @MarinersFan1-qn7br
    @MarinersFan1-qn7br 4 місяці тому +3

    Bro took 50 hours thinking of that joke 😅

  • @syco9154
    @syco9154 Рік тому +302

    "Dad can i need borrow some money?"
    "You borrowing my beds to sleep in"

    • @kaushik1787
      @kaushik1787 Рік тому +9

      Man learn English
      I mean English
      With grammar

    • @fastmrpug637
      @fastmrpug637 Рік тому +6

      @@kaushik1787 Man, learn English.
      I mean English, with proper grammar

    • @Basic_Snake
      @Basic_Snake Рік тому +4

      @@fastmrpug637 You forgot the period.

    • @fastmrpug637
      @fastmrpug637 Рік тому +2

      @@Basic_Snake 😱😱😱😱😱

    • @syco9154
      @syco9154 Рік тому +1

      @@kaushik1787 i assume your under the age of 10yo because if you were older you would know what staying up late does

  • @misterwhoami
    @misterwhoami Рік тому +1178

    "can i play footbal with my friends?"
    "NO NO NO"
    "why???"
    "just go play the *pythagoras theorem* .

    • @bestofcdub1694
      @bestofcdub1694 Рік тому +20

      Football is life

    • @squam5849
      @squam5849 Рік тому +14

      @@bestofcdub1694 fr. i love football, best time of the school year tbh

    • @shinyjay.
      @shinyjay. Рік тому +3

      @@bestofcdub1694 good that u play a sport and like football but it isn’t … LIFE

    • @bestofcdub1694
      @bestofcdub1694 Рік тому +7

      @@shinyjay. A actually to me it is so shut up and don't tell me what is and what isn't

    • @randomperson-11
      @randomperson-11 Рік тому +7

      Actually it's called the Pythagorean Theorem not the Pythagoras theorem 🤓

  • @Alexandra-l6t
    @Alexandra-l6t 10 днів тому

    “YeAH AlLoWiNg ThEm To LiVe In My HoMe”
    😂😂😂

  • @MehKatsCloud
    @MehKatsCloud 9 місяців тому +16

    "If you hit your kids and they're too young to understand fully, then why hit them? If their old enough to understand, than why hit them?" -My sister

    • @RyderXR
      @RyderXR 2 місяці тому

      Tell ur sister to stop talking

  • @lincolnnn16
    @lincolnnn16 Рік тому +3615

    “Would you give your kid an allowance?”
    “Yeah, allowing them to live in my home.” **straightest face ever**
    Edit: tysm for 1k likes

  • @daddyshome275
    @daddyshome275 Рік тому +323

    " Allowing them to leave in my home "
    Boss music starts playing

    • @erenyayger3840
      @erenyayger3840 Рік тому +4

      Doomslayer music 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

    • @Goaliekidyt356
      @Goaliekidyt356 Рік тому +5

      Bro I saw you in a few comments in a few videos💀

  • @danthemanbasketball
    @danthemanbasketball 5 місяців тому +6

    Sams partner: "HONEY LOOK! HE/SHES BEAUTIFUL"
    Sam: Okay. So?

  • @JustMe-ug4ni
    @JustMe-ug4ni 4 місяці тому +2

    Him 10pm is good bed time me at 12 going at 8pm💀

  • @weeeeee9466
    @weeeeee9466 Рік тому +327

    My kids bedtime is up to them, but when I wake them up for school I don't wanna hear no complaints.

    • @Wolfsyy
      @Wolfsyy Рік тому +19

      That good. Never thought of it like that.

    • @vvw1194
      @vvw1194 Рік тому +7

      @@Wolfsyy plus when their an adult all their gonna want to fo I'd break that and.stay up later they'll learn on their own

    • @Wolfsyy
      @Wolfsyy Рік тому +3

      @@vvw1194 ok. Let me tell you about my kids. If I tell them to go to bed. I MEAN IT. Now kids would just say, 5 mins or refuse. But if they don’t listen they know there electronics are taken away till they behave and get good grades. And the good grades and behaving will count toward their birthday and gifts that they will get in special holidays. That’s how I manage.

    • @vvw1194
      @vvw1194 Рік тому +1

      @@Wolfsyy i mean I'm still young but basiclly I just don't act up cause I hate consequences but I get that some people don't learn that way 🤔
      Also your an adult your username is kinda.... nvm

    • @ChocolateShrimpPasta
      @ChocolateShrimpPasta Рік тому

      "Do what you want but if you f*** with me you're done" vibes lol

  • @student9025
    @student9025 Рік тому +706

    Spank my baby got me😭💀

  • @EvelynKlingele58
    @EvelynKlingele58 12 днів тому

    Scoffs* "yea allowing them to live in my home" 😂 so true

  • @jordannosworthy4690
    @jordannosworthy4690 4 місяці тому +2

    The last sentence got me to like the short ❤😂

  • @3amEdits
    @3amEdits Рік тому +165

    “There’s no reason to be up past eleven”
    *me watching this at 12:58 in the morning* haha ya I totally agree with you

  • @afrosty3353
    @afrosty3353 Рік тому +2297

    "Allowing them to live in my home"
    Kid: did I ask to be born? 💀

    • @gopalkrusnajena7383
      @gopalkrusnajena7383 8 місяців тому +71

      I think this every night 😭 why they born me and give orders

    • @FunSquad12326
      @FunSquad12326 8 місяців тому +12

      Well hey in heaven or hell they have no internet so people nowadays can’t live without internet so be glad your born.

    • @ElitehonestlyisStupid
      @ElitehonestlyisStupid 7 місяців тому +18

      Yes, actually. All of us, you, me. EVERYONE. Was asked a question before we existed. " Do you want to live? " None of us can remember since we didn't exist, but there is a lot of proof.

    • @JustThatGinger29
      @JustThatGinger29 7 місяців тому +6

      💀

    • @fafa_dragons2
      @fafa_dragons2 7 місяців тому +4

      Dude wtf god won't just ask us do you want to be born and if we say no we go to heaven for free nah man ain't no way

  • @Cassie1sC00l
    @Cassie1sC00l 3 місяці тому +1

    Me watching this at the table rn :
    👁️👄👁️

  • @themonkeylover1234
    @themonkeylover1234 3 місяці тому +2

    “Allowance I would allow them to live in my home”
    Sambucha 2022

  • @Imjustheremanidk
    @Imjustheremanidk Рік тому +213

    "I'd let my wife handle the discipline" 💀💀

    • @Drgs-jh5cg
      @Drgs-jh5cg Рік тому +1

      The super chill dad and very not chill mom

    • @Xavi_1299
      @Xavi_1299 Рік тому

      Same

  • @evie3740
    @evie3740 Рік тому +221

    “there’s no reason to awake anytime after 11” : me watching this at midnight 🤔🤔

    • @Nitegame
      @Nitegame Рік тому +2

      Exactly same

    • @enchantedorange3141
      @enchantedorange3141 Рік тому +2

      me watching this at 3 am

    • @SukunaPleasureDemon
      @SukunaPleasureDemon Рік тому +2

      Parents: get to bed, us: hell na

    • @kaitlynbarron
      @kaitlynbarron Рік тому +1

      Its 1 am for me. My mom thinks I'm sleeping but shes still awake too. If I do get caught I'll just tell her that if shes up I should be allowed up to. Shes the one who has to wake up at 7 tomorrow when I have no school and will most likely sleep half of the day.

    • @_R.2yk
      @_R.2yk Рік тому

      Me watching this at 1am 🤔🤔

  • @uwestorl-sh4ss
    @uwestorl-sh4ss 6 місяців тому +3

    Dude just said all he would do when his kid got an A is saying I‘m proud of you💀

  • @mentalhealth4966
    @mentalhealth4966 3 місяці тому +1

    “Are you a good parent”
    Me:

  • @Tristan1886
    @Tristan1886 Рік тому +265

    Nobody's gonna talk about "spank my baby?" 😂

    • @Cheitr
      @Cheitr Рік тому +11

      Something's really wrong with u

    • @EliTheBigGuy
      @EliTheBigGuy Рік тому +9

      You need to leave

    • @Tristan1886
      @Tristan1886 Рік тому +4

      I used the wrong emoji you guys I don't think it's funny I think it's a cursed statement. He just said it so casually that I laughed. I'm pretty sure he isn't being serious. Obviously you don't hit babies.

    • @DeadMeatClone
      @DeadMeatClone Рік тому +13

      @@Tristan1886 maybe he means his *other* baby…😳😳

    • @Tristan1886
      @Tristan1886 Рік тому +6

      @@DeadMeatClone is that any better 💀

  • @yayaertyo
    @yayaertyo Рік тому +592

    Seeing Sam’s responses makes me extra thankful for my parents

    • @money-counting
      @money-counting Рік тому +1

      ong

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 11 місяців тому +17

      Not allowing football is crazy

    • @saulgoodman5451
      @saulgoodman5451 11 місяців тому +8

      Wdym he had the most badic responses

    • @samsongs3397
      @samsongs3397 10 місяців тому +5

      @@saulgoodman5451no, not at all.

    • @follower8815
      @follower8815 10 місяців тому +12

      He had the best responses which one wasn’t good 😂

  • @Dun_ker35
    @Dun_ker35 4 місяці тому +1

    "Its rude to watch your phone at the table!" Me watching my phone at the table! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lucifer-5711
    @lucifer-5711 3 місяці тому

    not me watching my phone at a dinner table by myself

  • @axolotl451
    @axolotl451 Рік тому +363

    "are you a good parent?"
    My single ass: *I'm a proud mother of two dogs and a cat*

  • @Winni134
    @Winni134 Рік тому +293

    “Would you give your kid an allowance?”
    “Yeah allow them to live in my house”
    😂😂😂🤣🤣💀

  • @marioverse-uv1mv
    @marioverse-uv1mv 5 місяців тому

    lol the last one sounded like he roasted someone XD

  • @GamerHedghog
    @GamerHedghog Рік тому +188

    “Are you a good parent?”
    20 year old me in college, “Uhh, I don’t even have a pet.”

    • @GamerHedghog
      @GamerHedghog 5 місяців тому +6

      @@ZaidoonTheGolden Ahh yes you can read peoples ages just from their account. Shut up bro.

    • @thederpshark3073
      @thederpshark3073 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ZaidoonTheGoldenu ain't him lil bro, u ain't himothy

    • @pjolover13
      @pjolover13 3 місяці тому

      @@GamerHedghogexactly I’m in 7th grade (year 8) and just bc I have a girl as my pfp doesn’t mean I’m like 10 or smth. U get what I mean

  • @_nxshh_
    @_nxshh_ Рік тому +740

    “Yeah allowing them to live in my home” the kid:
    👁👄👁 “see you never”
    Edit: thank y’all so much for the likes!! i lowkey forgot about this comment🤣

    • @KashifAli-uz7uc
      @KashifAli-uz7uc Рік тому

      Than Asian kids are way better

    • @sparklee5044
      @sparklee5044 Рік тому +14

      They gon allow you to live in the nursing home once they grow old

    • @arandommasochist196
      @arandommasochist196 Рік тому +3

      It’s really not that bad to not have an allowance

    • @pixzaz
      @pixzaz Рік тому +10

      bruh are you guys spoiled or some shit you dont need an allowance

    • @sarge2
      @sarge2 Рік тому +1

      Yeah idk I feel u dont need an allowance. For my family is 90+ results in report = 1 gift
      So yeah

  • @The_wannabe_Annabeth
    @The_wannabe_Annabeth 8 місяців тому +5

    My allowance for kids:
    5-10> Maybe like 5 bucks a month, teach them to save up. I dont get what they would use it for though. I would be buying them most things .
    10-15> 20 dollars a month is the most I'll go for small things. If the thing costs more than 60 dollars I'm buying.
    16+ they can get a job. That's what it's for I can help pay certain very expensive things though.
    18-30> I can help pay for college.
    30+ they should be able to pay for themselves. OCCASIONALLY might pay rent or mortgage for them.

    • @Jaketalks272
      @Jaketalks272 4 місяці тому

      my allowance for kids:
      0+ allowing them to live in my home :D

  • @aaronbae8883
    @aaronbae8883 3 місяці тому

    “Are you a good parent?”
    Me:*possibly*

  • @jonnypapa4059
    @jonnypapa4059 Рік тому +1755

    Sam is a type of the classic Asian parents😂😂👌
    Edit:lol i didnt expect to get this many likes and comments

    • @desmondyung
      @desmondyung Рік тому +62

      No, Asian parents will beat the daylight out of you. I used to go to school with all the bruises on my legs, I got them covered up with my trousers so that people won’t notice.

    • @desmondyung
      @desmondyung Рік тому +17

      @Layla Unicornlover101 Luckily, the situation is getting better. I see fewer and fewer parents beating their kids nowadays. I guess people are more educated, and we are under the influence of Westerners for being less abusive. I'm sure that I will not beat my kids as my parents did. 💀

    • @RAYX07
      @RAYX07 Рік тому +2

      ​​@Layla Unicornlover101 not giving kids a allowance might workout pretty well if you're parents doesn't like to show off their money to the kid, because myself never got a allowance until I was like 16 only got the money when I needed something related to education and no more myself

    • @rebzzydz
      @rebzzydz Рік тому +5

      ​@Desmond Yung thats abusing hun

    • @TheBlueDeclan
      @TheBlueDeclan Рік тому +2

      Lucky my asian parent is more of a better parent and wont beat the hell out of me

  • @iixbqlle
    @iixbqlle Рік тому +508

    YO HE ACTUALLY KILLED ME WHEN HE SAID "No, I dont think i could ever hit my kids. Maybe sMaCk my baby though." 😭💀🤣

    • @garfieldeater7942
      @garfieldeater7942 Рік тому +31

      he said spank

    • @hauknord5025
      @hauknord5025 Рік тому +6

      You know what he meant hater

    • @swagcat431
      @swagcat431 Рік тому +6

      @@hauknord5025 bruh their not haters 🙄🙄🙄

    • @𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩-1850
      @𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩-1850 Рік тому

      @@swagcat431 Cringe emojis and name. Get a life.

    • @swagcat431
      @swagcat431 Рік тому

      @@𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩-1850 actually u go get a life, all ur doing is sitting in ur parents basement hunched over ur phone and bullying a 9 year old for being a nine year old, go outside for the first time in 2 weeks and touch grass, okay? Gud.

  • @Vinraymi
    @Vinraymi 10 місяців тому +1

    8 hrs of sleep is for adults in general, but for kids, it's generally between 10 and 12 hours

  • @fatimasmadi-lk9yp
    @fatimasmadi-lk9yp 8 місяців тому

    “Are you a good parent?”
    Me: “I will be”

  • @TighnariMain_
    @TighnariMain_ Рік тому +1264

    "would u give your kid an allowance?"
    "Yeah, allow them to live in my home"
    IM DYING 💀💀
    Edit : OMG THANKS FOR ALL OF THE LIKES!!!

  • @macieporterfield316
    @macieporterfield316 Рік тому +114

    “Allowing them to live in my home”
    Literally my dad

  • @Lisa.IlikefnafOk.
    @Lisa.IlikefnafOk. 5 місяців тому +1

    Allowance : i never used it

  • @Graciesgamingworld13
    @Graciesgamingworld13 3 місяці тому

    The sleep time “ they need those 8 hours”
    I’d still be grumpy if I didn’t have my 11 hours 😭✨

  • @gilman.prodzz
    @gilman.prodzz Рік тому +1635

    Sam is the type of guy that wouldn’t hit his kids unless they are babies.

  • @Mr.khan_op
    @Mr.khan_op Рік тому +155

    "Explain it to him thrice ;
    If he still doesn't understand
    Then Slap him twice"-
    Sun Tzu

    • @TK-yh5zz
      @TK-yh5zz Рік тому +1

      I'd agree with that.

    • @Witherose
      @Witherose Рік тому

      Sun Tzu the Art of War

  • @Gødspeedw
    @Gødspeedw 2 місяці тому

    “Allowing them to live in my home” that’s literally my dad

  • @DATMJGAMES
    @DATMJGAMES 4 місяці тому +1

    YEAH ALLOWING THEM TO LIVE IN MY HOME GOT ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD

  • @weird-quirky-chick1944
    @weird-quirky-chick1944 Рік тому +38

    “would you let your kids play combat sports like football?”
    *me as an australian who watches our football team play with no protection*

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 Рік тому +1

      Brb, shuddering thinking about all the compound tib fib fractures I’ve seen while watching that sport

    • @twainrocks4771
      @twainrocks4771 Рік тому

      Rugby!!!!!! Also popular in South Africa. We even have medical aid for rugby injuries only. Never played but many white kids do. I like watching them. 300 pound men sprinting and fighting for an egg

  • @avengersfans5343
    @avengersfans5343 Рік тому +1116

    Sam be the type of guy who can't discipline his kids 💀

    • @gooodels
      @gooodels Рік тому

      Physical assaulting children is not discipline it is abuse and is proven to do nothing other than traumatise and cause resentment. Can’t believe hitting kids in 2023 is still a thing it’s fucking barbaric.

    • @coreynelson8343
      @coreynelson8343 Рік тому +30

      Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahshahahhahahahahahahah😐

    • @ericcartman231
      @ericcartman231 Рік тому +32

      The video literally says that is better to not spank your kids.Parent in my opinion expect too much for their kids.

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 Рік тому +32

      It's proven that punishing your kids has a greater negative effect in the end

    • @avengersfans5343
      @avengersfans5343 Рік тому +7

      @@ericcartman231 pfft. I'm not a parent, but parents SHOULDN'T expect too much. A lot of you kids are lazy. It's the way your parents bring you up to make you a good worker, and also someone who they know can relax and have fun with your friends. But you usually prioritize friends or games over family, you don't want to do the work. If your parents are toxic then ok, but if they're genuinely asking you to clean your plate, one less for them, load your washing, one less thing to do for them, sweep the house mop the floors vacuum just do these things every once in a while. Your parents jobs may be very difficult and by doing these things SOMETIMES, not everyday but maybe two of these things every week, will help your parents out. You should do those yhinge

  • @wxl4588
    @wxl4588 3 місяці тому

    I love ur last answer😭 thats literally how my mom and dad are.

  • @Garrito06
    @Garrito06 9 місяців тому +1

    As an allowance, they can do things that are not their normal chores. For example, they can clean the windows, empty the gutters for a little money, but if they want it they work for it

  • @SuperGamingAli
    @SuperGamingAli Рік тому +103

    “I would never hit my kid but maybe I would spank my baby”
    YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

  • @CoolPlayer2056
    @CoolPlayer2056 3 місяці тому

    I swear I died for like 5 seconds straight after I heard that joke 😂😂

  • @jasonperry5026
    @jasonperry5026 8 місяців тому

    "Ya allowing them to live in my home" had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JatinSharma-ei8ru
    @JatinSharma-ei8ru Рік тому +15

    Me as a teen with no children: yeaaa I’m a great parent

  • @dudebro9091
    @dudebro9091 Рік тому +90

    “Yeah allowing them to live in my home”
    That got me

  • @_filmed.by.ari_
    @_filmed.by.ari_ 3 місяці тому

    "Allowing them to live in my home" 😂😂😂

  • @tajni-kd7kx
    @tajni-kd7kx 8 місяців тому

    Bro just explained my parents to me 😂.

  • @ishaansrivastava1878
    @ishaansrivastava1878 Рік тому +328

    “Allowing them to live in my home*”
    That was savage 😂
    *Edit - I didn’t realize I wrote the wrong word

    • @ameer5120
      @ameer5120 Рік тому +4

      Home*

    • @victor_wet_bananas
      @victor_wet_bananas Рік тому +1

      @@ameer5120 bruhh same thing 💀

    • @ameer5120
      @ameer5120 Рік тому +2

      @@victor_wet_bananas it's not what the dude said

    • @JonasCelestine0
      @JonasCelestine0 Рік тому +2

      @@victor_wet_bananas no a home can be anywhere if you treat it like a home a house is just a building that you live in

    • @pxndaa
      @pxndaa Рік тому

      ​@@JonasCelestine0 Not quite. An apartment isn't a house.

  • @ReviewWingsDSP
    @ReviewWingsDSP Рік тому +58

    I spanked my oldest once when he was like 3 or 4. I ended up crying more than he did and felt so bad and guilty. I got spanked as a kid but it opened my eyes, I remembered how I felt when my dad did it to me and I haven’t done it ever since. Love and understanding will go a lot further and have a longer effect than anything else.

    • @isupportlgtv4kfullhdmp3mp44
      @isupportlgtv4kfullhdmp3mp44 Рік тому

      Maybe spank them when they really did something bad and still not feeling bad about it

    • @Jordan-db2og
      @Jordan-db2og Рік тому

      Bro you hit a toddler??

    • @ReviewWingsDSP
      @ReviewWingsDSP Рік тому +4

      @@isupportlgtv4kfullhdmp3mp44 nah to me there is no reason to lay your hands on anyone in any regards unless it’s to protect or defend yourself. We aren’t parents raised by people that were post ww2. As fathers nowadays it’s more acceptable to show your children affection.

  • @Nonchalantdreadheadvr.
    @Nonchalantdreadheadvr. 3 місяці тому +1

    As I’m watching this at the table on my phone💀💀

  • @EliteIcicle
    @EliteIcicle 3 місяці тому +1

    Allow them to play contact sports?
    HELL YEA

  • @wizofootball
    @wizofootball Рік тому +69

    "Allowing to them to live in my home"💀
    are you ok?

    • @theizo
      @theizo Рік тому +2

      .....

    • @noachlive
      @noachlive Рік тому

      Spoiled child

    • @JonasCelestine0
      @JonasCelestine0 Рік тому +8

      What's wrong with it

    • @eternaldragon2745
      @eternaldragon2745 Рік тому +4

      @@JonasCelestine0 Imagine being an essentially broke kid

    • @JonasCelestine0
      @JonasCelestine0 Рік тому +13

      @@eternaldragon2745 kids don't need money it's nice to have money as a kid but it's not essential for a kid the parents should provide the child with what they need

  • @chickynmonkey
    @chickynmonkey Рік тому +19

    “ Allowing them to live in your home“
    Bro that’s required

    • @fluffyramen2216
      @fluffyramen2216 Рік тому

      i never had an allowance 😢

    • @chickynmonkey
      @chickynmonkey Рік тому +1

      @@fluffyramen2216 I’m sorry

    • @invoice999
      @invoice999 Рік тому

      @@fluffyramen2216 Lmao neither did I, trust me you’ll live 💀

  • @fritzbombur
    @fritzbombur 3 місяці тому

    Me watching that at 23:30 knowing that I'm going to stay awake for at least another hour

  • @PennTheFrede
    @PennTheFrede 4 місяці тому

    That stare at the end was personal

  • @ashxnyx
    @ashxnyx Рік тому +146

    "Would u hit your kids?"
    My parents lost this challenge there 💀

    • @yk68
      @yk68 Рік тому +3

      Me too apparently

    • @mirinda-1167
      @mirinda-1167 Рік тому +11

      Lost they won
      Didn't you read
      That studies show that its good so do it line?

    • @Odogusi
      @Odogusi Рік тому +9

      @@mirinda-1167 it don’t work like that tbh it just makes you not like them

    • @skele8047
      @skele8047 Рік тому +13

      @@Odogusi I still like my mom she only spanked me as a kid. So I understand if you don't like your parents if they slapping or punching you.

    • @red1bk190
      @red1bk190 Рік тому

      @@skele8047 Stockholm syndrome

  • @kadharefinley224
    @kadharefinley224 Рік тому +96

    “ Yeah allowing them to live in my home “
    Yep

  • @ThatExistingGermanGuy
    @ThatExistingGermanGuy 13 днів тому

    Letting your kid stay up till 10 PM is fuckin wild

  • @SmasherSK123
    @SmasherSK123 8 місяців тому

    “Would you give your kid a allowance?” Yea a allowance to live in my house😂😂

  • @theizo
    @theizo Рік тому +23

    Man is gonna smack his babies..💀

    • @DKMetcaIf
      @DKMetcaIf Рік тому +3

      Who wouldn’t

    • @txchnic
      @txchnic Рік тому

      @@DKMetcaIf honestly they're so damn annoying

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 Рік тому

      @@DKMetcaIf The people whos kids actually visit them after they move out

    • @DKMetcaIf
      @DKMetcaIf Рік тому

      @@txchnic that’s the point

    • @VP72402
      @VP72402 3 місяці тому

      @@DKMetcaIfU need help

  • @Ben-xg3tj
    @Ben-xg3tj Рік тому +18

    "A's would be my expectation" eyo wtf do you do if I get an f 💀

  • @Ima_someone
    @Ima_someone 3 місяці тому

    “Are you a good parent”
    8year old me: eh i can change my lil sisters nappy (pee only)

  • @Thatscool-pw3oi
    @Thatscool-pw3oi 3 місяці тому

    Me using my phone at the table while eating:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Рік тому +239

    I think rewarding children for good grades is a good thing, personally, I would've been much more motivated to study back in school if I would get a reward for it, and I don't think you should expect good grades because it will make your children fear getting bad grades because they don't want to disappoint their parents

    • @umaregmi3613
      @umaregmi3613 Рік тому +11

      yeah but a in asia is general expectation, b is considered as weak in studies. it is not only about expection but would you reward your childrend for a c? another thing is that reward is not just about giving icecream,increasing allowance,more screen time etc. saying i am proud of youetc are better reward

    • @daforkgaming3320
      @daforkgaming3320 Рік тому +15

      I saw getting an A as a reward itself. Lower grades lower the chances of getting into the university I want. Yes I’ll get in trouble if my grades drop but I mostly do it for myself

    • @seacarbcarbington7615
      @seacarbcarbington7615 Рік тому +11

      @@umaregmi3613 does this look like Asia to you?

    • @umaregmi3613
      @umaregmi3613 Рік тому +4

      @@seacarbcarbington7615 no, my mistake actually for including asia or taking a specific place but my point is saying i am proud of you actually is a motivation and reward itself. You see not all people have enough money to gift something even the smallest like icecream. Not everyone has the time to cook their favourite dinner etc. Another thing is there are a lot of test like 3 or 4 everyweek. We cant reward them like more screen time etc. So what in your opinion is the reward that should be given

    • @seacarbcarbington7615
      @seacarbcarbington7615 Рік тому +1

      @@umaregmi3613 Yeah I don’t get gifts, but I also take the reward as “I’m proud of you”

  • @raging10blue43
    @raging10blue43 Рік тому +51

    Says using phones is the rudest thing you could do; me watching this at the dinner table😂

    • @samsongs3397
      @samsongs3397 10 місяців тому

      Same.

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J 10 місяців тому +9

      If you’re eating by yourself then it’s obviously ok but if you are having a meal with your family it’s best for everyone to be off their phone and interact like a normally functioning family in order to foster greater relationships among family members