*sam is a literal psychopath and then just says "let fate do its thing" as an excuse 💀* *bro had the option to make 5 deaths less painful and just went "fate needs to do its thing, so suffer you innocent human beings"*
Bro Five people tied themselves to the tracks and the other guy fell by accident Sam: Ima let the trolley kill the guy that fell on accident Me: I’m just going to let the trolley run over the stupid people that tied themselves
@@TheCito1320 no the people who tied themselves didnt do it cause they were stupid they genuinely wanted to die by getting run over by a trolley otherwise they wouldnt be smiling as the trolley was coming towards them
8:11 Well then for the next five lifetimes you live you would suffer being run over by the trolley, but if you only ran over 1 then you would only suffer it the next lifetime and have the other 5 full lives. So if you selcet 5 that means you will suffer 5 times more rather than just 1.
Sam is the type of guy to have fictional enemies Edit 5 months later: this is a disgusting comment of mine I don’t know what I was doing back then with these cringe Sam is the type of guy comments
But if you think about it, if I wasn’t standing there, the trolley would have just went forward and since everyone is tied onto the tracks, the people on the straight track would still die so even if the other track only has one person, the other 5 people would still get killed.
I think you should play Trolly Problem Inc. which is a full fledged game of several hypothetical situations, and at the end of each day they show you receipts of everything you've done, and the game even has a woman doing a voice over, commentating on your every action. Really adds to the mood of the game. The game goes even farther beyond a hypothetical situation bound to a trolley. It goes much more in detail too as to the situations themselves. Trust me, it's a lot more trivial than the scenarios on that website.
Sam: “I don’t wanna be copable of murder” Also Sam: killing a bunch of people with a trolley Edit: wow 85 likes did not expect that thank you 🙏 Edit: lol 102 likes and no comments,you know what to do 👇
The second cousin question is basically your parent’s 1st cousin’s kids. :) It goes up. 1st cousins share the same grandparents, 2nd cousins share the same grandparents and so on.
BRO I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE THAT EXACT THING literally Was gonna put 1:11 Him: I’m a good person 30 seconds ago: Im ok with killing 10 people instead of 5
Literally he's the only person on youtube I know is honest ,even if it is BAD I've seen so many youtubers ,just so there reputation doesn't get worse they spread false statements so that they can be nice and sweet infront of people I don't know what I should call him honest or loyal but I would call him brutally honest 😳
@@user-pt2el1tt1r i didnt say anything like that , pls stop assuming things , i was just trying to say that he is very honest in reviewing stuff which people should be cause its basically their job , i didnt say he is a bad person of course, i just said that he always answers honestly even when it is controversial, and i also never said when people are lying their good people , pls read carefully before being dramatic.
4:55 A first cousin is someone who has the same grand father as you and a second cousin is someone with the same great grandfather and third cousin is someone with the same great great grandfather, etc.
remember this isn’t just an action 1 vs action 2 situation. this is either no action (which could be considered not killing anyone since you didn’t do anything) or taking action.
chat gpt said: In this scenario, one possible ethical perspective is utilitarianism, which would suggest pulling the lever to divert the trolley away from the five sentient robots and toward the track with one human. This decision is based on the principle of minimizing overall harm, as sacrificing one human life to save five sentient beings might be considered the morally preferable choice from a utilitarian standpoint.
Long form sam is in full effect enjoy y'all
Thank you 🙏 😮😮😮
Thx
I LOVE IT!! KEEP IT UP ❤
Nice
y’all
“I’ll let fate play out”
“Why would I ever kill my best friend? I’ll pull the lever”
Yup, that's where he lost me. I basically never pull the lever.
"i believe in free will"
Exactly lol
For a loofa
I don't have a friend so that one was an easy pick.
Sam: “I’ll let fate play out.”
Also Sam: “Yeah, I guess i’m a good person.” 💀
“Let Fate play out”
*pulls the lever to kill the baby later*
That is what I'm saying
nah bro so true
Sam is the type of guy to let 5 people die for fate, but later say that he had a choice in the situation, and that it wasn't predetermined.
🤖
Don't bring these npc comments to full videos
Boo this guy stinks!!!
@@magreen311hut the hell up, you see smth you don't like and call it npc, lost all the meaning
@@magreen311 I feel the anger coming inside me.
Sam really changed his philosophy from letting fate decide to thinking he has a choice in the matter of 12 minutes
literally a better character arc than most movies
“Fate must play out”
“We have a choice and it is not predetermined”
“Are second cousins my cousins cousins”?
NO SAM YOU ARE YOUR COUSINS COUSINS 😂
Sambucha is the only person who could make me question if I’m a good person or not.
Ray the beast is the type of person to be unorigina and just trying to get likes
@Yo Pierre Studios he is the only guy who made a original one
And then prove it through a game
@@YoPierreStudios just when I thought there was hope in humanity
Sam has the moral compass of Jeffery Dahmer 💀
lol
SAME KINDA
”Litterings not that bad” famous last words
4:04
Bro it said it would be late
Not even gone just late 😭
8:50 "See ya, streets cleaned up" 💀💀💀
💀
That baby one was pure evil 😂😂😂
I JUST watched that part 😂
Poor baby🥲
It was worse after he didnt do anythin in the first question
Fr
"Respect Your Elderlies"
0:30 “Oh well” made me die 💀
9:44
"You don't have any enemies"
-Vinland Saga
FR
*sam is a literal psychopath and then just says "let fate do its thing" as an excuse 💀*
*bro had the option to make 5 deaths less painful and just went "fate needs to do its thing, so suffer you innocent human beings"*
Theres also the fact that in a question is besfriend or switch to 5 people and he never said its desntiny for the bestfriend to die
Bro
Five people tied themselves to the tracks and the other guy fell by accident
Sam: Ima let the trolley kill the guy that fell on accident
Me: I’m just going to let the trolley run over the stupid people that tied themselves
@@TheCito1320 no the people who tied themselves didnt do it cause they were stupid they genuinely wanted to die by getting run over by a trolley otherwise they wouldnt be smiling as the trolley was coming towards them
@@ajiprnk4821 yeah but in that scenario you know the person and care about the person.
It does give them a few more seconds to live and think about stuff, though.
5:32 bro took "respect your elderlies" to a whole new level 💀
Exactly those old people have already lived like let the baby live 😭
i also chose baby there
@@NotSpecAlt same
@@Zona984 let’s say the baby survives
then what, where does the baby go?
where are his parents?
Baby's too much work
9:01 I mean, can't they just like, break out of the trolley? 😒
3:05 not the music 😂
sambucha is the type of guy to let 5 people die for "fate"
no he’s not
Nah it’s because of “fate” Sam has nothing to do with “fate”
that made ZERO sense
Pucci
🤖
The way the video ended😂😂😂
I mean it has to end eventually🤷♂️
Sam is a criminal
8:11 Well then for the next five lifetimes you live you would suffer being run over by the trolley, but if you only ran over 1 then you would only suffer it the next lifetime and have the other 5 full lives. So if you selcet 5 that means you will suffer 5 times more rather than just 1.
6:55 yeah, I'd kill these robots. What are they gonna do about it?
"Famous last words"
Sam is the type of guy to have fictional enemies
Edit 5 months later: this is a disgusting comment of mine I don’t know what I was doing back then with these cringe Sam is the type of guy comments
NPC looking ahhh
@Faisal wEird not a meme, a statement. Also funnier shit than what ZK Productions said.
@Faisal wEird the guy who made the comment we’re replying to stupid💀💀
@Faisal wEird wdym?
@@b3h3ld dont worry these gen z mfs are dumb
Sam is the kind of guy who would hesitate on pulling the lever because his packages will be late
For a loofa
“I got a loofah coming in” 😂
Him: "Faith"
Also him: "How are 22% of people agaisnt that"
Sam: I don't want to be charged with murder 9:18
Also Sam this entire video: 🔪🗡💀
Sambucha is all about fate until his best friend is being fate tested
But if you think about it, if I wasn’t standing there, the trolley would have just went forward and since everyone is tied onto the tracks, the people on the straight track would still die so even if the other track only has one person, the other 5 people would still get killed.
“Maybe $3” got me
Hey, back to the long videos! I watched a lot of the older ones and was really hoping you would do more. I'm glad you did!
Same, hopefully he does this more often
@@epicness_gamer Agreed!
yo im subbed
3:58 shows how good of a person sambucha is
"seeya, streets cleaned up"😂😂😂
6:33 "I'm StiLl A gOoD pErSoN."
Meanwhile, he killed a baby a couple of seconds ago.
I think you should play Trolly Problem Inc. which is a full fledged game of several hypothetical situations, and at the end of each day they show you receipts of everything you've done, and the game even has a woman doing a voice over, commentating on your every action. Really adds to the mood of the game.
The game goes even farther beyond a hypothetical situation bound to a trolley. It goes much more in detail too as to the situations themselves. Trust me, it's a lot more trivial than the scenarios on that website.
7:45 "Wait, it's all me?"
*Always has been*
first cousins means sharing grandparents, second cousins means sharing great grandparents
Please give me the link.
Just look up “Neal.fun games” and it should be there 😊
Sam: “I don’t wanna be copable of murder”
Also Sam: killing a bunch of people with a trolley
Edit: wow 85 likes did not expect that thank you 🙏
Edit: lol 102 likes and no comments,you know what to do 👇
I mean...Yeah. That's kinda the whole point of the scenario. You can't just say "5 people or 1 person? Nawh lemme derail that thing".
I love how he goes by the base assumption that fate should play out but when his best friend is on the track he pulls the lever😂😂😂
Sam is the type of guy to say he is an angel after killing 73 people including a baby
i hope if im ever in any of these situations sam isnt the one deciding what is happening
6:39 Just repair them afterwards
8:30 "The harmless prank"
Meanwhile in Greece:
(Search Greece train tragedy)
💀 literally
Bruhhhhhhhh
Me after a few seconds: no, no, he got a point
India
9:24 bro if you keep it going, they'll get smart and then open the trolley door and jump out
7:33 THE TROLLEYS HAVE PEOPLE IN THEM!!!1!!!!!111!!!!
The second cousin question is basically your parent’s 1st cousin’s kids. :) It goes up. 1st cousins share the same grandparents, 2nd cousins share the same grandparents and so on.
8:03 Imagine staying at the track and pulling the liver at the same time after thinking for a while to save 5 me or 1 me .
xD !!
"liver" uhm you mean lever?
3:53
I didn’t hesitate for me to say do nothing cuz I want my yoyo😂😂
7:45 Why did I laugh when he said all that 💀
9:10 that is literally infinite energy why would you waste it
0:52 how tf did that get there💀
9:29 yeAh but that 46% is being generous because living for thousands of years going in circles on a trolley would be worse than death
“Idc ab the Mona Lisa” 😂
5:33 but what bro😭😭
“I don’t actually care about those 5 people” 💀💀
1:14 do you have three dollars for real😂😂😂
“i only care about myself”
-sambucha 2023
“I only really care about myself I’m this situation,”
Inspiring
1:18 I’m sorry, but I’m tied up right now, I am not physically able to pull that lever at the moment….
Bro will let 5 randos die but will pull the lever for 1 best friend... those 5 are people's best friends too...
5:00 u get second I think by second cousins are the children of your parents first cousins (normal) and share the same great grandparents as you
3:53 the fact that he actually considered it💀
1:12 him: I’m a good person
Also him a few seconds age*kills 10 people instead of just 5*
BRO I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE THAT EXACT THING
literally
Was gonna put
1:11
Him: I’m a good person
30 seconds ago: Im ok with killing 10 people instead of 5
@@jairoiii6571 too late
It’s better to let the 10 people die, because you wouldn’t want to purposefully kill people
4:23 Never let them know your next move: I don’t have friends
Your biggest enemy is bright side quizzes
3:30 that was unexpected
Literally he's the only person on youtube I know is honest ,even if it is BAD
I've seen so many youtubers ,just so there reputation doesn't get worse they spread false statements so that they can be nice and sweet infront of people
I don't know what I should call him honest or loyal but I would call him brutally honest 😳
Oh so your philosophy is: If people are good, they're lying. If people are bad, they're honest. What has society came to bruv, real sad.
@@user-pt2el1tt1r I know
Fr people don't sarcasm..
@@user-pt2el1tt1r i didnt say anything like that , pls stop assuming things , i was just trying to say that he is very honest in reviewing stuff which people should be cause its basically their job , i didnt say he is a bad person of course, i just said that he always answers honestly even when it is controversial, and i also never said when people are lying their good people , pls read carefully before being dramatic.
@@Rick-nz7ls yall are only misunderstanding me and now I won't reply to any of it
3:17 the suicidal people will tie themselves to the track again if I save them,so I choose to do nothin
4:05 if your Amazon packages are late, you get a refund. I would pull the lever
I love this format of your videos! Keep up the good work man :)
4:55
A first cousin is someone who has the same grand father as you and a second cousin is someone with the same great grandfather and third cousin is someone with the same great great grandfather, etc.
2:05 The problem is, I could be paid off.
5:01
sam, sam, sam....
your cousin's cousin would be YOU
6:33 bro really just said that 👁️👄👁️
bro killed the baby 😢
@@haydensrandom greetings
Sam makes the most entertaining videos ever!!
2:45 I’m wide awake 👁️➰👁️
2:44
6:34 He really said he was still a good person after killing a baby 💀💀💀
8:10 you just killed 5 of yourself instead of 1... now you will experience the pain 5 times 💀💀💀💀💀
"Pull the lever and it might make it less painful." Sam: *Doesn't pull the lever* "Why didn't it go faster?"
remember this isn’t just an action 1 vs action 2 situation. this is either no action (which could be considered not killing anyone since you didn’t do anything) or taking action.
chat gpt said:
In this scenario, one possible ethical perspective is utilitarianism, which would suggest pulling the lever to divert the trolley away from the five sentient robots and toward the track with one human. This decision is based on the principle of minimizing overall harm, as sacrificing one human life to save five sentient beings might be considered the morally preferable choice from a utilitarian standpoint.
3:24 my bro really said he was a waist of oxygen 💀
It's bizarre watching a Sambucha video on landscape fullscreen. It feels cursed, yet feels like something I should be used to.
“I would never k*ll myself”
Ddlc:
Haha, funny.
bro's a terrible person but still lights up my weekend
NO UNCLE SAM! I WON’G PAY MY TAXES I REFURDEEE
Sambucha: "it's all about fate"
Also Sambucha: saves 5 elderly people and kills baby instead
With absolutely no reason at all too
@@lucifermorningbreakfastLike people from India have any place to talk
Me: *casually just floats somewhere else with the train without anyone getting harmed*
I accidentally killed my best friend on the best friend level😭😭💀💀
4:27 i thought he was gonna say I don’t have any friends
Ikr
The editor needs a raise 🤣
4:08 Oh no, it's his yearly shower, he can't give it up!!
**Does nothing**
“I don’t think it even went faster”
9:11 JUST STOP THE TROLLEY AND GET OUT OF IT
3:03 mans really playing lullaby music
My life saving is like 1$💀
Bro killed the baby instead of the elderly 💀