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as a girl, i can confirm that we are all born in dumpsters, have a kind, basketball player dad pick me out of the trash, grow up ignoring boys, win a basketball match and put on a show in the middle of girl scouts, grow up and on our 37th birthday, I get taken away by aliens, save humanity and live longer than the male. it is a natural process of growing up! girls, remember, we all go through this
9:17 DO NOT CLIFF JUMP! 11:51 you can throw your phone, idc😊 19:44 trust me I’ve been here before. 25:42 now we’re playing Fortnite all of a sudden. 27:23 i guess you got robbed my a ghost
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figure it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone playing or a narrator at all. You’re basically finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds. There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storyline which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition plssss
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figute it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds. There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storylime which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition is plsss
“This is your pilot speaking, there seems to be 4 remaining parachutes here. Half the plane has exploded along with majority of the parachutes. Good luck tho-“
@taslimaakter5921 that’s a bit straight forward and a little rude to ask but she had a huge cliff-like wall at her house and she would walk on the edge one day, the part she was walking on broke and she fell, the rest of the wall keept toppling still while she was barely alive by the fall and then it fell onto her so if she didn’t die her back hips arms legs ect would still be broken and she would be very badly hurt
Hi, go to bother you but are you trying? Do you wanna be my friend or something or no yes or now bye bye I can’t read OK OK OK so I don’t know what to do right
Guys the name of this game us 100 years and when you search it up its 2 dices with people on each sind hope this worked for you Also thanks so much for all the likes
6:11 this actually relates to me cause I’m nine and I barely know how to float in the water without a life jacket, but my dad doesn’t care and he teaches me like it’s normal. The lesson of this is that you can start something wherever you want and when it’s the right moment for you.
12:15 Nahh bro that’s like the mafia adds where people are toguether then a level like 50 guy comes in a Ferrari and your level 1 crook then you get her back
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Bet
dawg💀
thanks for the sponsor
This is epic I will
Wut
13:50 that was probably the smoothest transition to an advertisement I've ever seen.
Yea definitely
Yes
and i watched dantdm do it and ik what he skiped...
Wym?
I didn’t even realize it was a add
25:34
"Why would I jump? Jumping seems like the worst poss-"
*plane explodes*
“Ok, now we are playing fortnight all of a sudden”
What the hell is this games name?
@@Mtgfelinefrenzy100 years
@@Mtgfelinefrenzy age simulator
@@Elyasisdabestyesok
"I'm an independent woman" by 34:08 and "Get your hands off my baby girl" by 34:36 are two sentences I never thought I'd ever hear from Sam
Haven't made it to that part but thanks for the warning I didn't think I would ever here Sam say that either
I STARTED DYING-
facts
He said “strong independent women “
34:42*
What game is this
8:15 YO THAT MUSIC MATCHES IT SO WELL THO
19:43 "Trust me, I've been here before" 💀
Does that mean he's been to jail 🤔
19:43 "Trust me, I've been here before" 💀
@@Theunicorn2012why are you copying everyones comments And replying?
16:35 "Trust me, I’ve been here before" 💀
I was looking for this 🤣💀
as a girl, i can confirm that we are all born in dumpsters, have a kind, basketball player dad pick me out of the trash, grow up ignoring boys, win a basketball match and put on a show in the middle of girl scouts, grow up and on our 37th birthday, I get taken away by aliens, save humanity and live longer than the male. it is a natural process of growing up! girls, remember, we all go through this
Girls are weird
I aint readin all of that
Sad life 😔
This is so true
@@FifineGdthat’s what happens to your attention span if you spent all your time on UA-cam shorts
“i’m an independent woman!”
sambucha/sammybuch 2024
“i’m an independent woman!”
sambucha 2024
"I'm a married Woman!"
-JackSucksAtLife, 2019
"peepee poopoo"
-me, 2024
Sammybuch*
Me ;)
31:15"I'm like Madame Web" 🤣
You were like future trunks from DBZ🤣
28:43 my grandfather had colon cancer. He is still alive, and doesn’t have cancer anymore. Love you grandpa ❤
What a miracle! Love you! Glad he’s ok! ❤Tell him I am glad he’s safe!❤❤
😊❤
Colon cancer I have skin cancer
@@AlayahClemI’m praying for you!!❤️❤️
@@AlayahClemGet better bro
Game:100 years-life simulator
If this helped please leave a like
👇
Yo ty
Thx
The breast feeding was the best
@@SonicThatAlsoPlaysBsreal tho
THHHXX
The game is called 100 years - life simulator if anyone's interested
Thank you so much bro
🖖@@Lebronking777
Thanks. ❤
Thank you so much
ty
9:17 DO NOT CLIFF JUMP!
11:51 you can throw your phone, idc😊
19:44 trust me I’ve been here before.
25:42 now we’re playing Fortnite all of a sudden.
27:23 i guess you got robbed my a ghost
26:19 Him: "No, don't shoot... Your also kinda cute.."
Caught me off guard💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
nah i was thinking the same thing
@@KEWOVER hold up what?
Sam is honestly such an underrated and good creator for his long videos
Not underrated he’s everywhere
31:13 'look at this doofus'
sam, u do know, that lad was u
🤣🤣🤣
I know how you turn out I’m like Madam web 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 LOL
Next minute 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
He chose a different one lol
2:47 "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH" that caught me off guard bro💀
8:20 First kiss at 14 me chilling at 16 still waiting
I can help
@@Dutch_Mapper11💀
@@Dutch_Mapper11💀
Guys is this rizz
@@Dutch_Mapper11yes
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figure it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone playing or a narrator at all. You’re basically finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds.
There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storyline which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition plssss
I've played that on coolmath I couldn't beat it either
skz 😭
i beat that in fourth grade on coolmath
Aint no way bro said machu pichu is in mexico
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figute it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds. There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storylime which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition is plsss
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
ending this goofy chain
Funny af
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
33:00 looks like we’re visiting Machu Pichu, we must be in mexico! Im dying 😂
Idk why but Sam getting pissed off when the character cheers after something bad happened was hilarious to me
Thank you Sambuca for putting all the work you do into making these videos. I’m happy I could be here 20 seconds into the video. Thank you Sambuca.
i agree
Thank you Sambuca for putting all the work you do imto making these videos. I’m happy I could be have 20 seconds into the video. Thank you Sambucha
Yes I agree
@@Theunicorn2012YOU COPIED MY COMMENT TOO STOP ✋😒
37:10 THE MIDDLE FINGER FOLLOWED BY THE GARBAGE TRUCK GOT ME
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
38:44
I know
11:05 “don’t give me the bRaNgA🙄“ 😭😭😭
Sam at 21:46 soon after escaping prison:
"What did i do!?"
real.
01:25 - "let's set him up for failure" 💀
Lol
1:40I’ve never seen him so happy
Bookmark 33:05
2:49 ”why is my dad like a animé character” got me Rolling on the floor💀🙏
3:03 sam really said that without hesitation
Sounded like he said effin mandarin from the time stamp you sent. I know he didn’t but still lol
**ucking manerdine
I don’t even watch this guy for gaming I watch because he’s just chill and honestly helps me calm down a little 😭
43:40 best dance EVER 😂
4:43 WHAT I DONT THINK SO LOL
love youuuuu❤❤
1:50 WHAT IF HE CHOOSED THE DAD? 💀
💀
@SLEEPY_Persian why are you replying this here?
He try’s to do that to the dads nipple but it doesn’t work out.
@@ConnorsSports0426 thats what you thought? 💀
@@waleednahas no I saw someone else pick the dad
My grandma died at 99 she was turning 100 in 2 months
Sorry for ur loss 💔
Sorry for your loss😢
She fr pulled a Betty White
She was so close! Anyways 🪦 rip 💔
@@JanecurrentlyeatingaMcdo-zb4cgBro get a life you don’t say womp womp after someone have inf a loss
20:42 "The kid can go next to you"!?!&%😂
Sambuchas videos are so random and im here for it.
34:42 he is going to be the best dad 😅😅😅
21:20 Sam's face expression, I'm dead 💀
0:36 💀 who knows what he said
Sh*i
He said s-p-e-r-m i think.
Sperm
@@Doorsfanlolilol214he did
He said sperm
7:08 AMEN BROTHER 🙏🙏🙌
AMEN🙏
Amen! ❤
Nah
AMEN
@@EmeraldUploads what creator is there to respect
13:51 one of the smoothest ad integrations I’ve ever seen. 😭😭😭
Fr
Ikr😭
omaranana
Ikr 😅
It reminded me of Brett Cooper
“Let’s get the girl because girls are slower than boys” is crazy😂😂😂
real tho
I have evidence 36:54
I meant 37:04
yea but that’s kinda mean bc i could smoke sam in a mile… try going a 5:15 mile sam
Sam looks like a fast person tho @labey1102
1:43 “what if you chose dad” 😳😳😳
Dantdm did
1:48 had me on the floor laughing and sams reaction was priceless
25:35 “Jumping seems like the worst poss-. I guess I have to jump” 😂
“This is your pilot speaking, there seems to be 4 remaining parachutes here. Half the plane has exploded along with majority of the parachutes. Good luck tho-“
@@DuckoLikesDucks 😂😂😂
12:21 the Ferrari 💀💀
Yea that was a lambo
@@GOTARIit’s a huracan
😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious from beginning to end. I laughed so hard, jokes were on point! New subscriber! 👏🏼❤️
1:03 "i dont look like the bottom one's" is crazy. Idk why but i found that way to funny bruh 💀
He didn’t wanna sounds racist! (Later in video) “i guess I’m racist-“
He said he doesn’t LOOK like the bottom 2🤦🤦🤦
4:42 Bro is about to get cancelled
Word 😭
I was looking for this comment lol
@@Heelz755 same lol
He’s not wrong lol
@@Alzurite_ same here
Wait what if u chooses dad on 1 yr old
Buffdog yt lol
@BuffDogeYT lol 😂 😆 😝
I don’t know that’s a really good question.
@BuffDogeYT what is the game called
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9:07 “do not do dr**ugs! Lol
11:06 don’t give me the branga got me rolling on the ground😂😂😂❤❤
fr XD
“If your 18 or 19 guess what u guys don’t matter” got me dying 😂
21:52 “WHAT DID I DO?!” -also him escaping jail 5 mins before
Bruh didn’t realize I wasn’t subscribed my bad brodie but I’ve been watching your vids for so long now,, love the vids man keep it up !!!
33:55 this has to be the funniest thing you have said this video 😂
19:37 “your in good hands trust my I’ve been here before”💀has he been to jail
46:47 I like how Sam's like 'Oh my gosh' then just 'oh thank you'
9:43 don’t ray rice her 😂😂😂
39:15 there is a Batman at the back 😂😂
22:36
Is that Keanu Reeves in the Bar?😂😂😂
An hour video by Sambucha? This about to be fire.
actually... its 53-54 minutes
@@etern4lVR …Rounded to the nearest hour would be one hour.
@@etern4lVR ok smarty pants
@@etern4lVR 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@etern4lVR summarizing! simple math
34:41 “GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BABY GIRL!”💀
49:52 «I k¡lled your family so let’s choose you» 💀
2:47 blud thinks hes goku💀
Wdym?
Bro went super sayian
“Everyone has lived to nine”, rest in peace makaylah, my friend who passed away at 8😐😢
Im so sorry for your loss, whoever said that are dummy’s.
Rip makaylah, sorry for your loss
my condolences :((
@taslimaakter5921 that’s a bit straight forward and a little rude to ask but she had a huge cliff-like wall at her house and she would walk on the edge one day, the part she was walking on broke and she fell, the rest of the wall keept toppling still while she was barely alive by the fall and then it fell onto her so if she didn’t die her back hips arms legs ect would still be broken and she would be very badly hurt
@taslimaakter5921 just, very straightforward that’s all
7:11 10/10 youtuber behavior right here
I love Sam’s little dance with the aliens got me rollining 43:37
Bro all the paid choices are bad 💀.
Ya so it make it more interesting 🤨
@@CatherineCaliseliterally like real life
That ad transition was clean 😮💨
Timestamp?
@@RGDFF 13:54
Ty@@Ronniethewerido
43:38 I laughed so hard I almost choked 😂😂😂😂😂 sambuchas dance 😅
Hopefully we could live to 100 and hope you could live to 100 so you can continue to post amazing content
"😭My poor sammybuch😭" had me dying 30:22
43:40 was so funny when we did the dance that the aliens did lol 😂
8:13 bro got a bit too excited💀🙏
7:08 AMEN BRO
fr
Y'all dumb
@@5ruf-n5jyeah god exists
1:45 WHAT IF HE CLICKED DAD???
he sucks is pe- pe- PEANUTS his dad like salty peanut ls so he sucks them
I played the game before, the same thing happens but for dad and it says you failed
@@patrickadi6155 what's the game called
@@Fluffy-d2i it's called "100 years - life simulator"
@@patrickadi6155 thanks
0:59 "I thats how it works"
LOL
Hi, go to bother you but are you trying? Do you wanna be my friend or something or no yes or now bye bye I can’t read OK OK OK so I don’t know what to do right
32:41 yeah my dad actually found me in the dumpster
Haha noob
@ it’s a joke
@random_user-jr1de bro delete that message before someone sees it
4:44”girls are slower than guys” I’m coming for you.
He's right. 💀🗿👍
@@FABI--NO-voiceExcuse me he is wrong even if he was right boys are more crazier and not mature then us girls
They are
Bro he's 100% right
Fr though like I’m faster then half the boys and almost equal as the rest
16:55 even if you said no you would get fired lol
Guys the name of this game us 100 years and when you search it up its 2 dices with people on each sind hope this worked for you
Also thanks so much for all the likes
You only got 10 limes
33:20 "alright 11 year old girl lets see what she looks like. Come on baby"
Wait, that was an ad💀 I thought he was just talking about it💀💀
I actually thought that
25:34 “
Why would i jump? jumping seems like the worst poss-“
*Plane Explodes*
7:54 nah the teacher was cheering him on 😂
Sam, you are the first youtuber I've seen that did an ad read for Morgan & Morgan
There is a Minecraft UA-camr that sponsored Morgan & Morgan I just forgot his name
element x?@@KaiStudioFC
The first one I saw was Kentucky ballistics yesterday. Morgan and Morgan is sponsoring popular UA-camrs now. Didn't expect that
@@KaiStudioFC elementx
Sam, you are the first youtuber I've seen that did an ad rad for Morgan & Morgan
2:48 bro become a super saiyan 😂😂😂😂
19:28 WHAT?
I was thinking the same 😂
💀
Sambucha: What did I do? Also sambucha: Literrally just unlawfully escaped prison.
6:11 this actually relates to me cause I’m nine and I barely know how to float in the water without a life jacket, but my dad doesn’t care and he teaches me like it’s normal. The lesson of this is that you can start something wherever you want and when it’s the right moment for you.
9??
Did sam realize his nipple was hanging out near the end of the video 🤣
Shh, let's not ruin the fun! It's not there if you don't look 💀
And why are you looking at his nipple?
Wtf
at 24:15 the transition for the like button showed up because he said “Please LIKE me”
I know lol
11:07 Don’t give me the branka😂😂😂
12:15 Nahh bro that’s like the mafia adds where people are toguether then a level like 50 guy comes in a Ferrari and your level 1 crook then you get her back
LOLLLL THATS SO TRUEE BROOO
The fact that Sambucha grew a beard in 2 seconds at 13:50
FR
lol
It was funny at 44:34 when sambucha said "They're good people, Is that me?!" Was hilarious
I dont see anyone
14:42 You know what they say - “(add)SAM BROWN” ME “AHHHHHHHGHHhh”
“Brangah” I’m dead 😂
This is arguably the funniest sambucha video ever