My Daughter MIGHT be trying to con me for a new PC...

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  • @mikkelboisen5543
    @mikkelboisen5543 4 роки тому +1826

    When your daughter wants a new PC, you immediately build it together out of cannibalized parts from your own rig(s)...and then you obviously have to go out and get new stuff for yourself. Being a good dad *cough* just earned me a 3950x and a 2080ti

    • @lindsaygibson2142
      @lindsaygibson2142 4 роки тому +147

      Similar thing happened with my partner recently, her laptop died but she was happy to inherit my old pc (4670k @ 4.4GHz, 8GB DDR3, 1060 3GB) as she spends more time on her playstation anyway, now I have a 3600 & 2070 super...

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy 4 роки тому +27

      @@lindsaygibson2142 when did you get that 2070 super? I hope it was some time ago since RTX 3000 series is coming in about two months lmao

    • @suricatakat6476
      @suricatakat6476 4 роки тому +130

      @@Danuxsy When you need something now, you get what's available and not what's currently vaporware with a sliding release schedule. Laughing at someone else over something that's really just your opinion says a lot more about you than them.

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy 4 роки тому +8

      ​@@suricatakat6476 Sure but if you want the best deal you should have waited, next-gen GPU's will be much faster especially at ray-tracing (4x faster ray-tracing capability rumored) so yeah, pretty dumb to buy RTX cards today since their value will drop significantly and Nvidia has already stopped production of the series.

    • @sgurdod
      @sgurdod 4 роки тому +79

      ​@@Danuxsy "Sure but if you want the best deal you should have waited." Isn't that always the case for a PC enthusiast?

  • @lynx7986
    @lynx7986 4 роки тому +4602

    *she's Jayztwocents's daughter ofcourse she'll get a new computer*
    Hey dad

    • @Sluka.
      @Sluka. 4 роки тому +158

      get his guy a new pc pls

    • @oliviermathis3235
      @oliviermathis3235 4 роки тому +16

      Me to please I have a intel i3 4th gen

    • @lynx7986
      @lynx7986 4 роки тому +64

      @@oliviermathis3235 you my friend need to take a taste of a celeron.

    • @RTS907
      @RTS907 4 роки тому +18

      Somehow with a pre-released RTX3080ti 😎

    • @alexandrutereify
      @alexandrutereify 4 роки тому +4

      @@oliviermathis3235 ahaha, i just upgraded from the haswell 1150 i3 to a r5 3600x

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo 4 роки тому +833

    "My daughter has an umbrella?" he says, ignoring the girl in a red latex cat-suit on the screen.

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 4 роки тому +99

      My daughter has a stripper costume skin?

    • @Splezzyy
      @Splezzyy 4 роки тому +13

      Emerald Miner 299 LMFAOAOAOAA

    • @bionictryhard2272
      @bionictryhard2272 4 роки тому +5

      Emerald Miner 299 no

    • @pogdan7966
      @pogdan7966 4 роки тому +6

      its not latex lol

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 3 роки тому +3

      @@pogdan7966 You're right, skin tight suit

  • @avners3286
    @avners3286 4 роки тому +2050

    Jay's daughter: My laptop crashes.
    Jay: I'll fix it
    Me as a kid: The computer crashes
    My parents: Have you tried turning it off and on again.

    • @davcar72
      @davcar72 4 роки тому +52

      Jay Jr (or my kids): My laptop crashes
      Jay/Me: I'll fix it.
      Me to my parents: I want a computer.
      My parents: Here's a Tandy TRS-80 Coco2.
      Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
      My kids today (after $600 in upgrades): It still sucks Dad!

    • @eternalnight2675
      @eternalnight2675 4 роки тому +13

      The one that got me the most: Have you checked all the connections

    • @EndomouEnd
      @EndomouEnd 4 роки тому +47

      Nah its opposite
      My parents: oh no its broken
      Me: did you try restarting it?
      *Fixes it*
      My parents: OH YOU'RE SO GOOD AT COMPUTERS

    • @matthewlozy1140
      @matthewlozy1140 4 роки тому +17

      My parents: (extremely accusatory tone) what did you do!?

    • @JustusTJY
      @JustusTJY 4 роки тому +6

      Where's Ifixit when you need it...

  • @paulm2518
    @paulm2518 4 роки тому +504

    “It’s only hitting 70C under load”
    Yeah now place the laptop on a bed/duvet as mentioned at the start of the vid and run the same test.

    • @Timmytiger18
      @Timmytiger18 4 роки тому +25

      That was my thought through the whole thing, "why haven't they simulated that yet?" lol

    • @pedrosoares7273
      @pedrosoares7273 4 роки тому +8

      Well pointed out.

    • @joer8854
      @joer8854 4 роки тому +18

      You know how many times I've seen my kids doing that. I'm making them both watch this video.

    • @spookyV9
      @spookyV9 4 роки тому +2

      true

    • @OciexTevo
      @OciexTevo 4 роки тому +2

      Lol my CPU hits 95c everyday fite me

  • @ysbrandd
    @ysbrandd 4 роки тому +2710

    Jays daughter:"when I play fortnite the game keeps crashing."
    So the laptop is protecting her from fortnite, what a godlike laptop.

  • @SengirIndustries
    @SengirIndustries 4 роки тому +221

    "She's a little mouthy, but she is my kid" The sign she's truly your daughter Jay

  • @TwinPeaksIndustries
    @TwinPeaksIndustries 4 роки тому +354

    Jay: "You know what you don`t want to catch fire? Your warship!"
    US Navy: "You don't say"

    • @risheesharma
      @risheesharma 4 роки тому +10

      US navy: Could've done with this advice about 80 years ago

    • @FastSloth87
      @FastSloth87 4 роки тому +8

      @@risheesharma ooooor a few days ago when this happened (what OP is actually referencing):
      time.com/5866920/navy-warship-fire/

    • @sovereign1160
      @sovereign1160 4 роки тому +2

      #toosoon

    • @divinedragoon4743
      @divinedragoon4743 4 роки тому

      Not funny

    • @smoketinytom
      @smoketinytom 4 роки тому

      Divine Dragoon But it is funny. It’s not like anyone died in there, or it was a person of colour that was “murdered”. So, jokes away.

  • @oyu7214
    @oyu7214 4 роки тому +407

    temps would go up to 70c when installing heavens
    *Me sitting with my 90c cpu temps on login screen*

    • @badzylla2072
      @badzylla2072 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao my gpu throttles to 40% of the performance i get like 400 mhz and the boost is 1100

    • @nickllama5296
      @nickllama5296 4 роки тому +6

      Might I recommend some thermal paste? :)

    • @kaustubhprasad8686
      @kaustubhprasad8686 3 роки тому +1

      Well mine sits at 37° at idle and its a passive cooled cpu

    • @hammerdcow1108
      @hammerdcow1108 3 роки тому

      this post was made by the shitty airflow gang

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 3 роки тому

      Probably get new thermal paste.

  • @anze
    @anze 4 роки тому +1221

    me: my laptop is trash
    my parents: what is wrong
    me: i cant play games on 720p on 30fps
    my parents: can you use wikipedia and google?
    me: yes
    my parents: it is ok

    • @thenoobreturnz8968
      @thenoobreturnz8968 4 роки тому +85

      That is literally all parents 😂

    • @xinsanedefeatx
      @xinsanedefeatx 4 роки тому +23

      Don’t let the internet fool you, most people can’t run 1080p 60fps or more. What kinda games are you playing rn?

    • @youngsky6103
      @youngsky6103 4 роки тому +5

      @@thenoobreturnz8968 facts

    • @FuriousWojtek
      @FuriousWojtek 4 роки тому +18

      @@xinsanedefeatx So im better than most of the internet?

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому +35

      @@xinsanedefeatx well I mean all you really need is an rx 580 and an r5 1600 and you're off

  • @tarfeef_4268
    @tarfeef_4268 4 роки тому +420

    +1 respect for the Haikyuu background tho. Even if the screen showing it was unconscionably dirty

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 4 роки тому +6

      Oh yeah.

    • @halcyondraconis7437
      @halcyondraconis7437 4 роки тому +38

      Decent taste in anime for an 11yo.

    • @lithium820
      @lithium820 4 роки тому +37

      a (to be) women of culture

    • @Branttonn
      @Branttonn 4 роки тому +4

      Person of culture I see

    • @Plane.
      @Plane. 4 роки тому

      Naruto go running vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @samsui7150
    @samsui7150 4 роки тому +248

    Jay: “So the first thing you see when you boot into it is Unhandled Exception.........”. Me: “The first thing you see when you boot into it is the Haikyu wallpaper”

    • @Gigasimo456
      @Gigasimo456 4 роки тому +12

      Girl of culture.

    • @xjanise2412
      @xjanise2412 3 роки тому +2

      sam could also be a guy?

    • @Nebulagamer17
      @Nebulagamer17 3 роки тому +2

      @@xjanise2412 I think Simone is saying Jay's daughter is a girl of culture lol

    • @NippyNep
      @NippyNep 2 роки тому

      @@xjanise2412 no its a daughter not son

  • @TreasonGames
    @TreasonGames 4 роки тому +185

    Jay: "take care of your stuff"
    Also Jay: *crack* "oh the screws still in it"

  • @GlassDeviant
    @GlassDeviant 4 роки тому +64

    "We downloaded new paste." Epic.

    • @ArturoTabera
      @ArturoTabera 4 роки тому

      OMG! Why didn't you tell me before!?

  • @illis5174
    @illis5174 4 роки тому +288

    3:47 so his daughter is a woman of culture as well.
    ps. im talking about the background

    • @SilentDrifterGT
      @SilentDrifterGT 4 роки тому +10

      I really enjoy the anime

    • @justsomeguywithasmugface645
      @justsomeguywithasmugface645 4 роки тому +26

      caught me off guard... thought I was watching normies videos

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 4 роки тому +3

      @@SilentDrifterGT Which anime? To me they look like Naruto characters by a different artist

    • @timAYAYA
      @timAYAYA 4 роки тому +19

      @@kaldo_kaldo : it's Haikyu!!

    • @spamguy1156
      @spamguy1156 4 роки тому +3

      His daughter is basically me but female and underage

  • @fabio4079
    @fabio4079 4 роки тому +37

    Whole video: she's trynna con me. End of video: outdated drivers.

  • @VladtheInhaler
    @VladtheInhaler 4 роки тому +309

    Me when he sees how dirty his daughter pc is "EUGH!"
    Then i actually look at my own...

    • @TheGoreforce
      @TheGoreforce 4 роки тому +5

      legend has it when you become a father or mother, the cleanliness from crash pad, to 5 star inn goes up about 4 notches.

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy 4 роки тому +6

      then I look at my own:
      super clean and minimalistic, high airflow efficiency, no dust to be seen, etc...

    • @joshualalnunfela2830
      @joshualalnunfela2830 4 роки тому +7

      @@Danuxsy humblebrag

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy 4 роки тому +4

      @@joshualalnunfela2830 funny but true #minimalism

    • @matthewm4320
      @matthewm4320 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/6R3BYCT5oWw/v-deo.html

  • @yanayliroz
    @yanayliroz 4 роки тому +40

    jay: only people who are comfortable with the assembly should mess with it.
    me:ill know after ill disassemble it !!!

    • @bowiehunter
      @bowiehunter Рік тому

      Literally me with any HP laptop

  • @themystguy
    @themystguy 4 роки тому +367

    Me with my 5 Year old cheap i3 laptop: I can use this for 2 more years.
    11yr Old with high-end gaming laptop: Daaaaaaaaaaaaad

    • @KartsAgainstHumanity
      @KartsAgainstHumanity 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao, I don't think you can get any closer to my exact situation. 2016 Acer aspire with an i3-5005u

    • @jovandimitrijekolaric2549
      @jovandimitrijekolaric2549 4 роки тому +3

      Lol I used Intel Integrated Graphics + GeForce 710M, 4GB RAM and some Pentium Dual Core CPU laptop for 7 years, now I've built desktop and I think there is no upgrade in sight for at least 5 yrs.

    • @abhinavinderpunjala4454
      @abhinavinderpunjala4454 4 роки тому +3

      @@KartsAgainstHumanity Man I play games on Dell N040
      4gb ram
      Intel HD Graphics
      i3 380m
      500 GB HDD

    • @chubbysumo2230
      @chubbysumo2230 4 роки тому

      Money

    • @chubbysumo2230
      @chubbysumo2230 4 роки тому

      Money

  • @Bladez1992
    @Bladez1992 3 роки тому +30

    Somehow I find world of tanks ads way less annoying than RAID SHADOW LEGENDS... Not sure why lol

    • @semiusefulman1737
      @semiusefulman1737 3 роки тому

      Because WOT is actually good

    • @yoxyo2604
      @yoxyo2604 3 роки тому

      He got sponsored by world of warships not world of tanks

    • @WillChogls
      @WillChogls 3 роки тому

      It’s litterately the same guy from the ads. That dudes voice is just annoying as hell.

    • @gaminghavoc2533
      @gaminghavoc2533 3 роки тому

      Because everyone spank raid

    • @dommert5907
      @dommert5907 3 роки тому

      @@semiusefulman1737 this comment is funny because it's not true

  • @stanleyusn
    @stanleyusn 4 роки тому +43

    Jay: “you don’t want your warship to catch fire”
    USS Bonhomme Richard: 👀

    • @matthewrabel5035
      @matthewrabel5035 4 роки тому

      Admiral Kuznetsov: 👀

    • @stanleyusn
      @stanleyusn 4 роки тому +1

      Le Monke Superfan it’s not history, it’s happening right now

  • @ChainFire13
    @ChainFire13 4 роки тому +355

    Jay : builds his kids great PC's
    His kids: The computer broke
    Him: ill fix it
    My parents: The computer broke 😑
    Me as a kid: Ill fix it 😂😂

  • @usafsteve1079
    @usafsteve1079 4 роки тому +246

    your Segway game has officially surpassed Linus's. XD

  • @cartmanschili
    @cartmanschili 4 роки тому +62

    " Daddy I wish I was Jay's kid"
    (Sigh) "Me too sweetie, Me too."

    • @INDRA027_
      @INDRA027_ 4 роки тому +1

      Me too m8.

    • @wjaston4161
      @wjaston4161 4 роки тому +1

      Damn same man. My dad loves computer but hates games :(

    • @Bigamir545
      @Bigamir545 4 роки тому

      wjaston my dad made convince him to buy me a gaming laptop after a year of good grades and chores I got it epic gamer moment

  • @MrDinoMunchies
    @MrDinoMunchies 4 роки тому +25

    I remember when I wanted my own computer (I think I was 9), I really wanted to play the PC version of the sims 2 and some free MMO games. My dad brought me a secondhand Toshiba laptop I don't think it lived very long maybe a couple of years, that poor laptop was always getting suffocated by my blankets. Hell, I wish I had a desktop PC. For some reason, my dad didn't want a desktop PC anymore and only brought laptops so the first computer I got myself was an MSI gaming laptop.. it was A CHONKER. I got it in 2014 it lived for 5 years. It started having overheating problems and it eventually fried itself. I didn't know much about computers at the time so I didn't realise it was thermal throttling I just thought it was slow cause it was old. I started learning about computers and hardware in 2019 and fell down the rabbit hole of Tech UA-camrs. I built my first computer at the beginning of 2020 and I absolutely loved it. I'm totally a tech geek now.

    • @juliashenandoah3965
      @juliashenandoah3965 4 роки тому

      That`s the way ;) but nothing is as good as a solid tower PC on a desk and a laptop as power-saving alternative when computing and watching movies and series in bed.

    • @wytfish4855
      @wytfish4855 4 роки тому

      curious if you've kept that old chonker. now that you're more experience you could try and fix it just for the hell of it. i'm pretty sure your warranty would've lapsed by now.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 4 роки тому

      Welcome to the family. Can't say much, I still have the old AMD K6 CPU from my first (personal) PC, kept that thing running from 1996 to 2006 when it simply could not keep up..
      Then went full stupid and build a duel CPU PC from a server motherboard.... I mean it was awesome for the three years I had it, chewed up rendering and 3D modeling but found out the hard way that servers and home systems run a bit differently because it was bad for gaming.... Sadly that got stolen by an ex-room mate and was replaced by an el-cheapo 300$ Bestbuy laptop at the last moment when moving to Florida to take care of my grandparent.
      That laptop got me from 2009 till about 2013 and left a burn mark on my grandmother's wood table while I was taking care of them (Running minecraft on lowest settings got it that hot).
      At which point two friends teamed up since I had been jobless the whole time to build me a new PC from mostly spar parts. On old first gen i7, a 660TI and 8GB of ram.
      2105: That got upgraded to 16GB of RAM and two ASUS 970's after I had moved across the country and gotten a job (grandmother had passed away, Aunt stuck grandfather in a home and sold their place)
      2016 (late): Replacing the twin 970's with twin ASUS 1070's, the cheap plastic clasps for the GPU bracket broke. Was forced to literally RIP one of the 970's out taking the port with it.
      2017(early): A full rebuild. New Case, new motherboard, new CPU (i7-8700), 32GB of ram and of course the twin ASUS 1070's. (It's the same one being used right now)
      And no none of the usable parts went to waste, the case was used to build a room mate a budget gaming PC. Got a new motherboard, he got the old CPU one of the 970's and the RAM.
      The other 970 sits in my streaming rig I built so they could stream consoles. I waste nothing!

  • @Bin216
    @Bin216 4 роки тому +4

    14:07 the power plan was previously set to “high performance”, it is now “balanced”. That should also reduce the heat output of the CPU when it isn’t fully loaded (for example sat idle at the desktop).

  • @ranuastika9847
    @ranuastika9847 4 роки тому +102

    Me spoting haikyuu wallpaper:
    You rise your kid well

  • @luiseatoll6368
    @luiseatoll6368 4 роки тому +140

    >Sees Haikyuu
    Me: "Ah, an appreciative lass toward culture. Very nice. We shall watch your career with great interests"

    • @zeitgeist1762
      @zeitgeist1762 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao I keked super hard when I saw that

    • @monkeydoos_l5583
      @monkeydoos_l5583 4 роки тому +1

      Yes culture

    • @asimo8146
      @asimo8146 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @jameswhearry1
      @jameswhearry1 4 роки тому +1

      yes, she will be great, the little giant will show her the way

    • @singular9
      @singular9 4 роки тому

      She must turn jay into a man of culture!

  • @benriful
    @benriful 4 роки тому +13

    18:08
    "I'm not a complete nerd. Some parts are missing"

  • @madsen.jonathan
    @madsen.jonathan 4 роки тому +279

    Me: Reads title
    Also me: Smart girl...

  • @nouse4name368
    @nouse4name368 4 роки тому +67

    "She's JTC's daughter, of course she's gonna get a computer, she didn't have to come up with an excuse" best line.

  • @treatoplease3479
    @treatoplease3479 3 роки тому +4

    Imagine having a gamer/ IT youtuber dad
    Man u dont even have to beg for a PC as much as we do!

    • @Noah2472-j1n
      @Noah2472-j1n 3 роки тому

      To be fair, that also means she can't lie and say "Yes, Dad. I definitely need the highend GPU and CPU for school work."

  • @tanmayd9873
    @tanmayd9873 4 роки тому

    3:47 , that's a Haikyu wallpaper, your child is a person of culture

  • @Hakeraiden
    @Hakeraiden 4 роки тому +233

    Lol, she has epic account and never bothered to get weekly free games

    • @sistermajumder7481
      @sistermajumder7481 4 роки тому +10

      Most of the free games are useless

    • @qifrey7105
      @qifrey7105 4 роки тому +40

      @@sistermajumder7481 GTA5 change my mind

    • @benjaminkuhl72
      @benjaminkuhl72 4 роки тому +4

      I just built my first pc a few days ago, I need to start doing that

    • @crunchyribs8403
      @crunchyribs8403 4 роки тому +42

      @@sistermajumder7481 GTA 5 with premium, ARK: Survival Evolved, CIV 6, Borderlands 2 with the Handsome Jack version coming with it
      All for free. Wouldn't think they're useless imo

    • @Fastskull
      @Fastskull 4 роки тому +4

      crunchy ribs it’s useless the second it’s on epic games. only launcher I will ever be seen using is steam.

  • @ckeel12201
    @ckeel12201 4 роки тому +2

    Alternate title "My daughter has conned me into building a new pc for her" :P my daughters super adorable so if shes good at convincing people I'm sure its easy for your daughter to convince you x3

    • @ckeel12201
      @ckeel12201 4 роки тому

      Also I was right, he wouldn’t say no to his daughter 😂

  • @TheRealRubyRoo
    @TheRealRubyRoo 4 роки тому +107

    hey dad, my pc broke time to get me a new one
    "whats wrong with it?"
    uhhh... syuff

  • @sovereign1160
    @sovereign1160 4 роки тому +2

    I love the not so subtle overdub of Jay saying "shit" with a very self-aware "stuff."

  • @irdmoose
    @irdmoose 4 роки тому +45

    Phil: Power of Software! Jay: Power of Hardware! Together, your powers combine! You become... one moderately skilled Geek Squad agent. *sad trombone*

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 4 роки тому

      Hey Jay and Phil actually know some stuff, don't do that to them

    • @irdmoose
      @irdmoose 4 роки тому

      @@kaldo_kaldo Well, I could have hit below the belt and said crApple Idiot Bar employee.

  • @dicklexiclemon7487
    @dicklexiclemon7487 4 роки тому +144

    That Haikyuu background tho🤩🤩🤩
    Jay's daughter is a weeb.
    Respect +1

    • @eldrintheweebcovers2k165
      @eldrintheweebcovers2k165 4 роки тому +9

      I already knew she was a weeb when jay accidentally revealed she has a My hero academia U.A. sports festival uniform

    • @HomelesssPotatoo
      @HomelesssPotatoo 4 роки тому +12

      more like -1

    • @tweakgg1524
      @tweakgg1524 4 роки тому +12

      -10 anime is dumb

    • @theInsaneRodent
      @theInsaneRodent 4 роки тому +10

      @@tweakgg1524 D:
      Top 10 anime betrayals.

    • @tweakgg1524
      @tweakgg1524 4 роки тому +1

      theInsaneRodent shut up weeb

  • @moonblitz9923
    @moonblitz9923 3 роки тому

    14:06 Of course the temps are different, its set to High performance mode on the one with the higher temps.

  • @IzzyKilgore
    @IzzyKilgore 4 роки тому +101

    Ah. The ol’
    “I think it’s broken, I need a new one” reasoning to convince your parents to get something lol
    11 years old with that MSI laptop? That’s some good parenting right there. Right on!

    • @BertyBertsson
      @BertyBertsson 4 роки тому

      What's so bad about her having that laptop?

    • @GrippyRap1st
      @GrippyRap1st 4 роки тому +1

      @@BertyBertsson it's not about a laptop

    • @alfredorodriguez4539
      @alfredorodriguez4539 4 роки тому +5

      @@BertyBertsson thats not your average laptop and thats what he´s meaning D:

    • @angryhrajecznow638
      @angryhrajecznow638 4 роки тому +1

      @@alfredorodriguez4539 yeah, i just spent two days trying to get an old Core 2 Duo laptop working so that i can use it at school to take notes, it had a corrupted bios, fixed it to the point that now it works but only boots to windows when i disable the second core on the cpu

    • @JoeARedHawk275
      @JoeARedHawk275 4 роки тому +1

      Angryhrajecz Now OOF two cores and one’s not working... but honestly you can get a much better laptop for like 500$... Not sure why you chose that laptop

  • @yusuf_faiz1853
    @yusuf_faiz1853 4 роки тому +37

    Jay: turns on laptop
    Me: sees wallpaper
    Also me: she’s a WEEEEEB!
    Lol that’s every weeb so that means I will do that if I see a weeb since I’m a weeb

    • @Karl_Piano
      @Karl_Piano 4 роки тому

      Weeb nation is crossing gamer nation. I have no problem with that. I miself do wavh anime and game. Am i a gamerweeb?

    • @yusuf_faiz1853
      @yusuf_faiz1853 4 роки тому

      Kuchen Crafter trust me all weebs are gamers it was a thing from the start

    • @TheOneEyedMac
      @TheOneEyedMac 3 роки тому

      @@yusuf_faiz1853 nah, I'm a "gamer" and I've never seen or watch anime until I was 14 or something, and the first anime that I watch was naruto and dragonball, which people around the world have already known about, anime fans or not

    • @yusuf_faiz1853
      @yusuf_faiz1853 3 роки тому

      @@TheOneEyedMac I said if ur a weeb you are most likely a gamer not a gamer is most likely a weeb

  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose 4 роки тому +27

    0:26
    Don't you mean "When the opportunity a-Ryzen-s"?
    :D

  • @cyclone0001
    @cyclone0001 4 роки тому +39

    JayZ: Can’t be JayZTwoCents kid with an AIO.
    JayZ daughter: I’m finished dad, I kept it simple and used an AIO.
    JayZ: ....Disowned.

  • @trs-80fanclub12
    @trs-80fanclub12 4 роки тому

    Pro Laptop experience tip. Never spin the fan when cleaning. Most tiny laptop fans can be destroyed when overspun. I recommend that you place a screwdriver gently in the fan to lock it in place. then use your compressed air, or suction.

  • @tashinewland8792
    @tashinewland8792 4 роки тому +189

    I just wanna know whats gonna happen with his daughters old graphics card. Cause a giveaway would be awesome.

    • @djhokage1
      @djhokage1 4 роки тому +14

      Sell it, as any slightly reasonable person would do

    • @qlears8569
      @qlears8569 4 роки тому +6

      hes gonna sell it and it was a laptop...

    • @Johnnyy832
      @Johnnyy832 3 роки тому

      There’s no giveaways on this channel.

    • @josh_taylor1034
      @josh_taylor1034 3 роки тому

      @@Johnnyy832 he gave away a 3090 for xmas

    • @joshsanderson5512
      @joshsanderson5512 3 роки тому +1

      Why should they give it away

  • @eldrintheweebcovers2k165
    @eldrintheweebcovers2k165 4 роки тому +10

    3:47 I see your daughter is cultured.
    *nods head in approval of haikyuu wallpaper

  • @MissedMessages
    @MissedMessages 4 роки тому +10

    Love this kind of videos, they are 100% Jayz style: light, funny and very useful (all things i learned ages ago, but with you is always fun to watch).
    I'm proud of being subscribe to this channel! Can't wait to see her building the first soft tube loop pc! (nothing wrong with soft tube, actually i think soft has so many advantages against hard tubing that, in the end, hard tube is kinda only for aesthetic reasons!)

    • @tommihommi1
      @tommihommi1 4 роки тому

      After every technically disastrous overclocking video, I consider unsubbing, but stuff like this is what I stay for

  • @smrfio
    @smrfio 4 роки тому +3

    3:50 I have the same backgroubd on every school laptop-

  • @techsauce2706
    @techsauce2706 4 роки тому +13

    3:19 this is how my sister uses her laptop ...all nasty...😂😂
    I always had to clean for her mess.

  • @eveangreen1871
    @eveangreen1871 4 роки тому +99

    Everyone; “They are just beating a dead horse.”
    Me; I would like to order a Threadripper pro, with a side of review.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes!

    • @eveangreen1871
      @eveangreen1871 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly jays reviews are so informative and the comedy is good enough to be a mini series on Netflix I would hands down pay to watch them. It’s even better because he’s not acting XD

  • @bangleyjelly
    @bangleyjelly 4 роки тому

    I'm only 22, when I was 7 I had a crappy old desktop with windows 98 that I used to played adventure games and minesweeper on.
    Computer I had at 11 was a shitty hp laptop with 512 mb of ram. Minecraft beta had to have fog cranked up to only see up to 10 feet in the game for a buttery smooth 16 fps, and I loved it.
    once I built a computer with an AMD phenom 3 core, a gtx 650, and 4gb of ddr3, I lost my shit because I could play Skyrim in 720p 40 fps.
    I now use a gtx 1070 and an amd 1600 at 3.8ghz, that i've been grateful to have everyday for the past 2 years i've owned it
    There's something about going from 256 mb of ram in a PC, to a gtx 1070 from early childhood to early 20's that the younger generation's than my own will never get to experience. I feel lucky for being the last gen probably to have a humbled view on tech

  • @olorinistar9903
    @olorinistar9903 4 роки тому +34

    "Temps would go as high as 73C when installing Heaven"
    Sounds like you had to go through purgatory to get to heaven :P

    • @martinxyz
      @martinxyz 4 роки тому

      There is NO purgatory. I guess You have NEVER even opened a Bible

    • @Pikksaar
      @Pikksaar 4 роки тому +6

      @@martinxyz r/whoosh

    • @martinxyz
      @martinxyz 4 роки тому

      @@Pikksaar Oh i got a joke, but when you use FICTION in joke it's not realistic and barely funny :]

    • @omegachadrequiem3831
      @omegachadrequiem3831 4 роки тому +1

      @@martinxyz r/woooosh (again)

    • @martinxyz
      @martinxyz 4 роки тому

      @@omegachadrequiem3831 wooosh on You, if he said HELL it would be great. Bored

  • @nunyabhissness8481
    @nunyabhissness8481 4 роки тому +4

    14:06 power plan switched from high performance to balanced for results comparison

    • @Jayztwocents
      @Jayztwocents  4 роки тому +3

      No... this one just takes a little thinking on your part. When the performance mode is enables is when the GPU and the CPU are doing something at the same time... when running Cinebench, the Dragon Center only shows Balanced... when running Heaven, it shows Performance. If you look at the end when Im talking and when its running Heaven, you will see it say Hgh Performance.

    • @nunyabhissness8481
      @nunyabhissness8481 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jayztwocents I stand corrected! :)

  • @donaldreynolds4003
    @donaldreynolds4003 4 роки тому +1

    Great video. One of the first thoughts that came to mind early on when you mentioned the "DLL exception handling error" was check Event Viewer!! Good old PC Tech Support 101!

  • @VladimirKostek
    @VladimirKostek 4 роки тому +5

    10:45 you really letting your girl run a laptop without an SSD!?

    • @hmvocaloid7360
      @hmvocaloid7360 4 роки тому +3

      Vladimir Kostek There’s an M.2 SSD on the other side. The HDD is probably extra storage

  • @mirayrei5816
    @mirayrei5816 4 роки тому +1

    03:21 Jay with a spray "hachoo, hachoo"
    me: lmao... I am way to easily entertained.. xD

  • @caustic625
    @caustic625 4 роки тому +2

    Wow dude, i remember when you had 33k subs. Youve come, a LONG way bro! Congrats man.

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 4 роки тому +116

    Jay: defends the family friend buying kid $2000 dollar system
    Also Jay: admits he built a $2000 rig for his daughter (2700x, 1080Ti, etc)
    😐

    • @btCharlie_
      @btCharlie_ 4 роки тому +6

      umm... aren't those two the same thing...?

    • @Autumnata
      @Autumnata 4 роки тому +6

      @@btCharlie_ yeah, what is this stating?

  • @phynx-victumterra652
    @phynx-victumterra652 4 роки тому +8

    What cleaner did you use on that laptop? I always keep an eye out for stuff that is safe to use on a screen

  • @erikgutierrez3613
    @erikgutierrez3613 4 роки тому +5

    Jay: I'm going to mess with software and drivers before I do anything with the hardware.
    Jay 10 minutes later: Let me open up laptop and reapply new thermal paste:
    Also Jay 15 minutes later: I haven't even touched drivers yet....
    haha this guy is awesome.

  • @dp591
    @dp591 4 роки тому

    Found you from the Linus vid against Tech Jesus, checked out the rest of your stuff and really enjoy your style.

  • @wizardofki
    @wizardofki 4 роки тому

    That laptop was actually cleaner than some of my laptops (except for the screen). Using a laptop on a surface such as a bed or a sofa is a bad idea because it can block the vents, fan, and airflow. In addition to thermal paste, vacuuming dust and dog hair out of the laptop vents, updating the drivers, and uninstalling bloatware, other things to check for could be chkdsk, system file check/validation, and memtest 86+.

  • @samyang5055
    @samyang5055 4 роки тому +16

    The wallpaper is an anime called haikyuu anime power baby lets go ur daughter is a anime fan!! 😇😇😇

  • @Svenbrp
    @Svenbrp 4 роки тому +6

    An awesome place to start troubleshooting instead of the Event Viewer:
    Control Panel\All Control Panel Items\Security and Maintenance\Reliability Monitor
    This shows the information that most people would actually want to see instead of the innocuous and bloated Event Viewer.

    • @Superuser009
      @Superuser009 4 роки тому +1

      WTF, how did I not know this existed?

    • @BuzzkillZone
      @BuzzkillZone 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you. I knew about Event Viewer, but this tool is nice.

  • @acelandrei
    @acelandrei 4 роки тому

    Jay playing with the touchpad is the ultimate chad move ever.

  • @prnzssLuna
    @prnzssLuna 4 роки тому +11

    She has Haikyuu! background, so I already love your daughter

    • @eldrintheweebcovers2k165
      @eldrintheweebcovers2k165 4 роки тому +2

      I already considered her a woman of culture when jay revealed she has a My hero academia U.A. sports festival uniform

  • @rikschaaf
    @rikschaaf 4 роки тому

    I had the same happen to my thermal paste. I bought myself a new pc (with a 3900x) because I had a good excuse that my pc wasnt working right and after the build of that pc, I had some thermal paste left over, so I refreshed my old pc's thermal paste. It was completely dry and after the reapplication it ran at least 10 degrees cooler.

  • @warmpereer65
    @warmpereer65 4 роки тому +14

    Comments in this video:
    About fixing the laptop: 40%
    His daughter likes anime: 60%

  • @55hdsteve
    @55hdsteve 4 роки тому

    On another video you did convinced me to re-paste my old RX 580 and it dropped temps by 20 degrees! Thank Jay!

  • @FrostyMaine
    @FrostyMaine 4 роки тому +1

    Jay - do you ever recommend room air cleaners? (Air purifiers) to keep dust in room down vs in-device air filtering?

  • @sudonym707
    @sudonym707 4 роки тому +6

    Mmm yes she has an anime wallpaper
    Brings back sweet memories of my childhood

  • @georgf9279
    @georgf9279 4 роки тому +22

    Give it back an tell her: "It's working again. I found some things that needed fixing. Thank god. I was worried it could need replacement already, but it's fine."

  • @tsonaqua
    @tsonaqua 4 роки тому

    That Invisible Glass looks like it did a bang up job. Anyone else using it? No plastic discolorations?

  • @rorymurray848
    @rorymurray848 4 роки тому +8

    8:12 Nice censor, editor.

  • @SqualidsargeStudios
    @SqualidsargeStudios 3 роки тому +2

    That’s something for on a shirt “updating the paste”

  • @realnamesnotgiven6193
    @realnamesnotgiven6193 4 роки тому +4

    I fix my relatives laptop 3 times...I had to declare it dead last time. I can't get to the hard drive, the laptop is splitting in 2, roaches on the motherboard, more malware than you can shake a stick at.

  • @froastytoasty7047
    @froastytoasty7047 4 роки тому +11

    Jayztwocents:today's video is brought u by
    Me: IFIXIT!!!!
    Jayz: world of warship

  • @zxcvb_bvcxz
    @zxcvb_bvcxz 4 роки тому +1

    On the software side, easier to back up and run the built in Windows 10 reset.

  • @mrhamdan6950
    @mrhamdan6950 4 роки тому +5

    Anyone gonna talk about that Haikyuu wallpaper? His daughter is obviously a wise person.

  • @thebanditgamer4865
    @thebanditgamer4865 4 роки тому +28

    when we see the inside of the computer
    me: OMG SHE IS USING A HDD "gags"
    jay: "dosent even care"

  • @linden6352
    @linden6352 4 роки тому

    Come to think of it, my 5-year-old Hp all in one could probably use a repasting. But when HP assembled this thing I don't think they ever intended for anyone, even licensed repair guys, to open it again. There are no screws, it's all fused together. Also, the only airflow is a 1mm thick hole with an exhaust fan on it. Also, I need a new PC, which I have completely built except for the Ryzen 3 3300X that exists but actually does not in fact exist.

  • @HardWarewolf
    @HardWarewolf 4 роки тому +4

    "Together we are one nerd." Pretty on-the-nose when you're wearing a Vol(tron)com(puter) shirt...

  • @haves_
    @haves_ 4 роки тому

    if you want to be more technical, if it's a software crashes (bsod included), check windows event viewer

  • @Adam-qs5ir
    @Adam-qs5ir 4 роки тому

    Laptop Fans: 'Air! Need air!'
    Little Jay: 'No air for you! Shhhhh, I'm not s'posed to be awake!'

  • @jas_bataille
    @jas_bataille 4 роки тому

    Meanwhile I'm 23 and I've been using the same V-drum kit since I'm 11 and I still run a laptop from 2012 I upgraded by myself... I did complained once about what I received when I was 12. My dad said no video games in the house, I played none... in the house. Had LANs with my friends in their house. People were getting together and enjoying themselves... times changed I guess. Or maybe it's just my dad. Must be my dad.

  • @devdoesitbest6974
    @devdoesitbest6974 3 роки тому +1

    Jay: has thousands of dollars of gaming pc parts
    Also Jay: here daughter, take this budget gaming laptop

  • @Fazeshyft
    @Fazeshyft 3 роки тому

    "Does your kid wanna be in a video?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shuhabogor3357
    @shuhabogor3357 4 роки тому +4

    Me: IT'S HAIKYUU!!❤

  • @fabrizios7029
    @fabrizios7029 3 роки тому

    The comedy in these is unmatched; Can't wait for your HBO Special Jay

  • @kindredspiritgg
    @kindredspiritgg 4 роки тому +10

    Me when I heard she plays Fortnite:
    SEND HER TO THE RANCH!

    • @NeedlessEscape
      @NeedlessEscape 4 роки тому +2

      SEND HER TO PEWDIEPIE!

    • @jaydenchung5031
      @jaydenchung5031 4 роки тому +1

      NeedlessEscape SEND ER TO MINECRAFT

    • @NeedlessEscape
      @NeedlessEscape 4 роки тому

      @@jaydenchung5031 No send her to the king. He can haunt her more than minecraft.

    • @jaydenchung5031
      @jaydenchung5031 4 роки тому +2

      NeedlessEscape yes

  • @GYKGAMER
    @GYKGAMER 3 роки тому +1

    My laptop once got 98 Celsius on both gpu and cpu luckily I'm getting a new pc

  • @phenomanII
    @phenomanII 4 роки тому +5

    This is exactly why I tell everyone I know:
    "Enjoy your laptop, don't touch it while it's under warranty. The second your warranty runs out, bring it to me and I'll clean it out and repaste it."
    I got more serious about this when I received an old HP laptop with a dead CPU (and probably a dead GPU as well) with 95% of the heatsink blocked with dust. It was breathing through 3 heatsink fins.

  • @HustlersCourage
    @HustlersCourage 4 роки тому

    Wish i had a Dad like You.

  • @docholliday6296
    @docholliday6296 4 роки тому

    hook another monitor to it and look at temps in game while its not alt tabed out....otherwise the temps will drop significantly in the time it takes you to even pull up core temp or a similar program.... if it was that hot once you alt tabed and then looked.... then you can bet while in game even secs before you checked, the temps were 20 degrees hotter atleast on the gpu.... and if it shares heatpipes with cpu its probably still increaed by at least 10 degrees....

  • @Sancto-NL
    @Sancto-NL 3 роки тому

    Good that i am looking back at this. I have a MSI laptop and both cpu and gpu get around 90C in games.

  • @MrYamazaky
    @MrYamazaky 4 роки тому +4

    14:07 did the thermal paste magically turned the power plan from High Performance to Balanced? hmmm

    • @quirinaled2752
      @quirinaled2752 4 роки тому

      Wooops! Nice spotting:)

    • @Jayztwocents
      @Jayztwocents  4 роки тому +3

      No... this one just takes a little thinking on your part. When the performance mode is enables is when the GPU and the CPU are doing something at the same time... when running Cinebench, the Dragon Center only shows Balanced... when running Heaven, it shows Performance. If you look at the end when Im talking and when its running Heaven, you will see it say Hgh Performance. Ill not wait for your apology.

    • @hershey7208
      @hershey7208 4 роки тому

      Hi jay

    • @hershey7208
      @hershey7208 4 роки тому

      What laptop is that

    • @SIRUNOWN
      @SIRUNOWN 4 роки тому

      @@Jayztwocents Savage. lol

  • @TechTalkTobi
    @TechTalkTobi 4 роки тому

    cant confirm ! - had a Gainward ´GTX 1070 Phoenix and changed the thermalpaste to Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut.
    I only had 1°C less than before. So there was already a really nice paste on it ;)

  • @someone-jx2ei
    @someone-jx2ei 4 роки тому +12

    Earliest I have ever been, still 500 views. oof

    • @jasondiend4248
      @jasondiend4248 4 роки тому +1

      You gonna need to pump dem rookie numbers up and hit sub 400. Make this your life TRAIN REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH! Though I'm just kidding.

  • @theryster77
    @theryster77 4 роки тому

    I always open windows reliability monitor and look for any crash reports and see where they stem from