Xiaoma Gets World's Most HARDCORE Massages (Full Documentary)
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- Опубліковано 14 лют 2024
- I’ve spent years traveling the entire world looking for the most satisfying but sometimes just plain weird body treatments and here is the full compilation of all of my adventures. If you enjoy ASMR videos, you’re gonna love this. Grab some popcorn and sit down to enjoy!
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My dude needs to go get a crazy massage somewhere and don't let on that he speaks Chinese. Then when they do some big adjustment act like the massage was so mind blowing that it broke something loose and all the sudden he can speak and understand Chinese.
Man that would be something ! I'd love to watch the poor man's reaction. Maybe it would be even best if he finds a gullible/naive massage therapist
I am almost 49 years old and I haven't been to a physical therapist since 2019.
This man has lived and will live thousands of experiences that I never even imagined existed.
And I thank you for showing all your experiences
49 is young dawg. Maybe the native tribe in the jungle isn’t realistic but go for some of these for sure!
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|TIMESTAMPS|
0:00 Trying the Lost Art of Chinese Earwax Extraction (THIS CAME OUT)
9:36 HARDCORE Chinese Street Massage Fixes My Broken Ankle
17:24 Master Chiropractor SATISFYINGLY Cracks My Broken Back
27:16 I Visited the World's Only Professional Back Scratcher
33:29 White Guy Overhears Massage Gossip, Replies in Flawless Mandarin
35:46 I Got My Dirty Scalp DEEP CLEANED
54:06 Hardcore Thai Massage Satisfyingly CRACKS My Broken Back
1:07:56 Trying FIRE CUPPING at China's Most Luxurious 5-Star Spa
1:17:03 Trying the Ancient Chinese Art of Fire Ear Candling (almost passed out)
1:23:26 Master Chinese Chiropractor Satisfyingly CRACKS Unsuspecting Foreigner
1:36:48 I Tried China's Most Painful Massage
1:53:45 Scientists Scan My Brain to See If I’m a Genius
2:07:56 I Got a Naked, Full-Body Korean Body Scrub
2:18:45 I Got a Russian Mouth Massage
2:28:34 I Was Sprayed with Boiling Ayahuasca Water by an Amazonian Shaman
2:38:54 American Gets Indian Facial
3:07:03 Kung Fu Master Cures My Liver With INSANE Foot Massage
3:23:23 My Back CRACKS Like Popcorn as She Walks On It
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Ily bro
Up
Thanks!
My students and I love your videos. Many of my students are from Senegal and they want to hear you speak Fulani. Can you do an episode about learning Fulani?
That would be fun
That scratchers business is right on point. Who don't love some good scratches, smart lady :D
There is no way you felt anything but awful after that street "massage" on your ankle 🤣He was just kicking your ass for fun. Even your wife was like "alright, thats a bit much" 😆
The street guy may have been the best. He was releasing tendons. Both feels bad and fixes the problem.
He said he felt better after so it worked
A good massage hurts.
Tough medicine is good medicine.
@@jessepowellr4As a certified medical unprofessional I find your assessment dubious and debatable. Dr. Punchafoot seems fine.
Exactly the video we needed! Amazing
I laughed at the Shaman part. All along the video you see people go "yeah xyz medicine is better" with a bit of new-age impressions sprinkled in, then you have the 75 yo tribal figure that presumably never left the rain forest going "you just need antibiotics my guy".
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Love your videos Xioma !! Never stop ❤
second guy just beats the shit out of people until they say "Yeah! So amazing! I feel better now! Bye!"
A whole 3 1/2 hrs of Xiaoma’s O face 😮😝😂
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And moaning ..
Dude! I could not stop laughing out loud when the street “masseuse” was beating on you!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
17:30 "I gotta lotta back issues"
Yeah. Probably from the previous video!
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that guy later got arrested in nyc for beating up random people.
@@47nodoubt was he really?
I hope all these people get good treatment and relaxation too, they bring people comfort and relaxation to so many others
I bet they charge a decent amount, I know where I am massages aren't cheap
3 hours of Xioma!!! Let’s go🎉🎉🎉
3 hours of ratio
1:00:10 "Finish him" was kind an akward thing to say during a massage.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a Tshirt with a very NSFW picture on it that says that :P
The chinese pressure point massage is top tier. He didn't try to hide that he was in pain.
1:47:02 Turned into the exorcist 😂
I hade goosebumps when you had your head massage during the cleaning lol... I really need to do it now.
This is ur tenth comment get a life L+Ratio
Anything to get the forbidden ear scratches must go so harddddd
I just hope the gurls disinfect their nails regularly
“I’m going to beat you today” 😂
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I've watched most of the video. And, more than once, I've asked myself.
What the fuck am I watching?
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loved the eargasm. :-)
Massage therapist here 😂
Phenomenal to witness this dude get wrecked with delight and pain .
Made my night 😂😂
Do people usually moan and groan this much when they get massages, or is Xiaoma an exception 🤣
Painful massage is the best kind of massage
😂 so you guys really are "soft" sadists 😂
Your nervous laughter cracks me up 😂
Whatever you do, dont watch this with your eyes closed 🤣
Seriously.. the guy is a moaner 😂
Love this you should put what each one costs so we know what to expect and not feel taken advantage of bc we don't speak native tounge, but I want to try all of these
No one told you “gettin your ears cleaned” was a euphemism 😅. Great channel!
I love how consistently shocked and pleasantly surprised all the Chinese people are that you can speak such good Mandarin!! It’s awesome to see their reactions EVERY TIME.
👏🏻 😎
my favorite is the indian head massage. i watched it multiple times and showed it to everyone lol
23:20 heard from neck specialist that the Y-strap could be dangerous 😅
Great video 👍
Bro the married life got to you. From 2nd clip to last clip 😂😂 but dope how many languages u know
Am I about to rewatch these videos? Yes, I am lol
Rewatch this ratio
This is the best thing ever, omg. I love your asmr videos, just wish you would do more 😅 maybe make a second channel just for asmr? I promise you, you'd blow up & make a good bit of money bc your niche is desperately wanted!! ❤
I am watching this now for 2 and a half ours but it feels like a half our. It is super interesting to watch
I am so jealous of your experiences. I would love the scratching lady. I didn’t know this was a thing, but I’m here for it. Too bad it’s across the country.
15:40 the checkiada was hilarious and her stopping him asking him to go lighter was just as funny ahhahagahahaha
Why does cleaning your ear like that feel so good like even just with q-tips
Inflexible man experiences ALL massage techniques. Very entertaining.
58:54 Wife be like: UNO Reverse!!!!
IYKYK
The best massage you can get:
One therapist using just their Hands on your = Head, Neck, Shoulders, Feet, Hands, Arms
One therapist just using their Feet on your = Lower back, Mid back, Hips, Legs, Spine.
Now imagine having this done at the same time.
I believe this format in the Thai Style would give you the best massage possible!
Is there any feedback on any of the massages Xiaoma did? I'd be curious to know the status of before/after each of the massage he went through and what really helped him.
The second massage was fun 😂 he had a good personality
I just watched the whole thing.
Rik Mayall would be proud of the expression Xiaoma has in his thumbnail.
Medieval folk dance
Can I just say...that's a smashing blouse you have on
Mayall was epic
Dude I could literally feel the goodness of all the massages through the screen
Damn I want some of that scratcher girls action! That looks SO good, esp with that hot towel!?
Chiropractors freak me the hell out. I will never let one touch me
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Yup
When I used to do AT+T uverse installs, I would meet many different people in their own homes everyday. I met one lady that was a paraplegic because of an adjustment that went wrong from a chiropractor. She tried to sue them for medical expenses but since they make you sign all sorts of paperwork removing responsibility of what happens, she never got anything from the chiropractor. She told me it completely ruined her life. I’ve never been to a chiropractor since
Hard to think if this videos deserves a like or dislike 😂
Not the microphone burning lmao😂
I think Xiaoma is like me and laughs when he's nervous
Yeah that Indian eargasm massage can never be topped 🎉
My favorite massage is the one where he is groaning in pain and ecstasy while speaking a foreign language.
haha man this vids great !!! keep 'em coming big dog!
I always wanted to try it for my back
xiaomaniac 🤪
Xiaoo 😃
Ari from Chile, Learn Mapuzungun... is the language of one of the largest indigenous peoples of the country.
Legendary
man the thai stretching looked great! I have to find an authentic one
basically you spend all your energy trying to escape this pain and then you sleep extra tired :P
I’ve never had a normal massage, let alone this 😂😂
When are you going to do the China Town videos again?😊
That guy inflicting pain via pressure points does nothing beneficial, it's just pain.
AND HERE IT FINALLY ISSSSS❤❤❤
i think the ear cleaner would pass out if she had to do mine being on a building site all day bet theres a small house in each one 😂😂
This vid made me look all over Arizona for a ear cleaner place
The Thai Massager had to ask, "Is he okay?"
The best massage that you can get is from the Philippines. Sometimes they are quack doctor or just a local manghihilot with abay(Kapre or other entity)
Man, this dude got so many facials. I'm jealous!
You should do one with just trying food compilation
Chili happy ending the best.
The juices 🤣😭✨
I need that back stretch machine
Lol king spa in pal Park is no joke
That second dude got issues😂😂😂 I refuse to accept that anyone feels better after those massages lmao
This the hottest edit on UA-cam
The sounds bro 🤣
Is this da massages that give happy ending 😂😂
sounds like it xd
Imagine he would be screaming instead of moaning 😂😂😂
Thumbnail: I was not aware that Xiaoma was a piece of taffy.
"if the massage was free in America, why did I come here?" HAH he knows the land he came to!
1:01:56 the way he giggles cried makes me laugh so hard
That bone crack sound effect 😂
Would be nice if you included the price some of these procedures cost, at the local level.
I clean my husband’s ears all the time…. I need that black tool she uses
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where's the uncensored version
9:36 the human massage therapy gun
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1.)what do you think is the most difficult challenge for U.S businesses that want to do business in your country?
2.) what advice or suggestions do you have for Americans that want to do business in your country?
If you could help me out I’d greatly appreciate it!
Eastern medicine is super innovative
The first i want to go 😢
Bad that germans not got that many nice culture Massage styles very interessting video collection ty for sharing buddy greetings from berlin😊 a lot of pain and nice funny moments over 2hours gg😂❤
No way there's a scratching business 😂😂😂 wow
that chiropractor quack coiuld and almost did paralyze you.
Yup
I wish i could have all of that too😅
I literally live 3 blocks away from the first place
My goodness this was a ride
😅😅😅
Holy balls, that looks painful.
Lol! So funny
1:30:15 ... well what the heck else were they expecting?
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