When a girl catches you staring

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  • @CrackerMilk
    @CrackerMilk  4 місяці тому +3434

    Follow Nic here: beacons.ai/nichameleon

    • @kelincitigaroda
      @kelincitigaroda 4 місяці тому +27

      I cant click the link, help ☹️

    • @adamfoofighters
      @adamfoofighters 4 місяці тому +30

      Just google the last bit

    • @hairyneil
      @hairyneil 4 місяці тому +18

      Good lordy...

    • @adamfoofighters
      @adamfoofighters 4 місяці тому +10

      @@hairyneil yowza haha

    • @jackbrown8735
      @jackbrown8735 4 місяці тому +15

      thank you ive been trying to find that for a while

  • @justinschnoor9459
    @justinschnoor9459 4 місяці тому +70548

    In his defense, she is pretty.

  • @John451vfr
    @John451vfr 4 місяці тому +10657

    Love the " Rubber Neck " sound of the head turn...

  • @ToastyBits
    @ToastyBits 4 місяці тому +43182

    Yes. The pre-sex skipping. 🤣

  • @GreenGalaxio5
    @GreenGalaxio5 Місяць тому +554

    "THAT ONE OVER THERE?" had me struggling not to spit my fucking cereal out. 😂😂😂

  • @theitalianstallion973
    @theitalianstallion973 3 місяці тому +10747

    my dreams 2 minutes before my alarm goes off:

    • @rad9738
      @rad9738 3 місяці тому +102

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnminer8672
      @johnminer8672 3 місяці тому +75

      What happened in the next two minutes?

    • @fjl05
      @fjl05 3 місяці тому +155

      2 minutes is more than enough time 😂

    • @IambigC
      @IambigC 3 місяці тому +69

      That gives me enough time for 3 rounds😂 if only my dreams were as kind

    • @tinker511
      @tinker511 3 місяці тому +62

      Bro....the regret u feel when u wake up😂

  • @swearimnotarobot3746
    @swearimnotarobot3746 4 місяці тому +5000

    Man… honesty is such an attractive quality.

    • @SB4F
      @SB4F 4 місяці тому +333

      It's only attractive when it's flattering and she thinks you're good looking enough

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 4 місяці тому +73

      Said no-one in history

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 4 місяці тому +49

      Honesty and bravery.
      And stupidity.

    • @mediumchungus9662
      @mediumchungus9662 4 місяці тому

      ​@user-ek2xg3ps5s no, it's facts. Authenticity and honesty can get you women. You're clearly lacking in those categories and don't know much about interacting with women.

    • @semplar2007
      @semplar2007 4 місяці тому +42

      it's not honesty that attractive, as cowardice is unattractive. could just say "yeah i saw you there. you look so amazing, my eyes got kinda stuck on you haha 😅"

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX 3 місяці тому +4453

    I love the innocent, "she's pretty." 😂

    • @vitorafmonteiro
      @vitorafmonteiro Місяць тому +6

      It goes great with the later skipping.

    • @jbingfax1950
      @jbingfax1950 24 дні тому

      She is not pretty she is jaw dropping.

  • @overindulgence6168
    @overindulgence6168 26 днів тому +144

    Shes literally enchanting 😅 absolutely beautiful

    • @jbingfax1950
      @jbingfax1950 24 дні тому

      Scene is nice they talk about sex but actually u hope they may fall inlove.

  • @josephdelacruz2953
    @josephdelacruz2953 3 місяці тому +3860

    "it should've been meeee" i hear that 🤣

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 3 місяці тому +46

      Yami Yugi: "It should have been me, not him! It's not fair!"

    • @davidtaylorthekingofcoolre1912
      @davidtaylorthekingofcoolre1912 3 місяці тому +21

      LOVE the wrestling reverence

    • @deputydog3137
      @deputydog3137 3 місяці тому +4

      As a wrestling fan I'm tired of seeing that comment 😂

    • @SonoTranquilo0.7
      @SonoTranquilo0.7 3 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @Vindicador01
      @Vindicador01 2 місяці тому

      We incels are right,women have it so easy,women have endless options,they control dating and sex

  • @PhilosoG
    @PhilosoG 4 місяці тому +29407

    Imagine if it was this easy...I would still be a virgin.

  • @J.Jonah.Jameson.
    @J.Jonah.Jameson. 4 місяці тому +4220

    She is drop-dead gorgeous, to be fair.

    • @Charlie909
      @Charlie909 3 місяці тому +34

      she looks a bit like nadinebreaty (if that’s how you spell it

    • @wallywalpamur4960
      @wallywalpamur4960 3 місяці тому +43

      hard already then?

    • @banzaiib
      @banzaiib 3 місяці тому +23

      To be FAIR!

    • @Thr33.Sid3z
      @Thr33.Sid3z 3 місяці тому +18

      Average at best
      You act like every other video on Social Media isn't a girl who everyone says is pretty.

    • @JoshuaG867
      @JoshuaG867 3 місяці тому +203

      @@Thr33.Sid3z you act like social media is an accurate reflection of society

  • @marcus813
    @marcus813 28 днів тому +50

    That was quite a surprising ending! 😁😆 I wish I got that reaction when I was caught looking!

  • @EvilGremlin100
    @EvilGremlin100 4 місяці тому +13338

    I love how they happily skip away at the end like they're off to see the fucking wizard...

    • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
      @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 4 місяці тому +512

      Well, they ARE going to the place where the magic happens. He's totally gonna Abra her Cadabra with his... wand?

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 4 місяці тому +275

      ​@mgtocrateezspeaks3971 she might Hufflepuff on his Ravenclaw and may give his Hogwarts after he Slytherin to her Harry Twatter

    • @talontinl8228
      @talontinl8228 4 місяці тому

      ​@@lucassmith1886 I hate you. Have a wonderful day you amazingly terrible person.

    • @poly7069
      @poly7069 4 місяці тому +46

      Yall made my day

    • @FreakingRandomName
      @FreakingRandomName 4 місяці тому +22

      They are.

  • @seamali4383
    @seamali4383 4 місяці тому +2768

    Which dimension is this? I want to live in that version of Earth.

    • @Kerm0
      @Kerm0 4 місяці тому +255

      Australia. Everything is upside down or backwards there.

    • @TaxEvasion777
      @TaxEvasion777 4 місяці тому +75

      This is when you make money off of kidneys

    • @LiberPater777
      @LiberPater777 4 місяці тому +59

      I'd imagine everyone has stds in that world.

    • @nordicmind82
      @nordicmind82 4 місяці тому

      @@LiberPater777 Or use protection, like all us sane sluts.

    • @vagrunt5056
      @vagrunt5056 4 місяці тому +63

      @@LiberPater777 STD's might not be a thing in that world.

  • @zacboutcher6164
    @zacboutcher6164 4 місяці тому +1358

    Instructions unclear in high security jail now

    • @kildozer2012
      @kildozer2012 4 місяці тому +35

      Unlucky, I only ended up with a restraining order. Salutes for our fallen comrad o7

    • @ILoveMaths07
      @ILoveMaths07 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@kildozer2012Are you serious?

    • @kildozer2012
      @kildozer2012 3 місяці тому +9

      @@ILoveMaths07 It's a joke.....

    • @Ishaan_A
      @Ishaan_A 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ILoveMaths07 r/whooosh

    • @firstnamelastname6216
      @firstnamelastname6216 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@kildozer2012I love your name 👍

  • @TheDaleGK
    @TheDaleGK 11 днів тому +1

    That sound of creaking leather kills me!

  • @S3verance
    @S3verance 4 місяці тому +4999

    Theyre both psychopaths 😭

    • @badmaniak
      @badmaniak 4 місяці тому +1

      No. She is just OF girl.

    • @TheChesher
      @TheChesher 4 місяці тому +111

      You might be on to something.

    • @psychopath4156
      @psychopath4156 4 місяці тому +22

      Hey not me

    • @bassk1000o
      @bassk1000o 4 місяці тому +12

      Not all men

    • @aahyes9068
      @aahyes9068 4 місяці тому +25

      Her and which of the guys?

  • @ReconHound
    @ReconHound 4 місяці тому +1357

    life could be a dream.....

    • @EricRanee
      @EricRanee 4 місяці тому +77

      What their apartment neighbors hear
      Do-roo-do-do, sh-boom

    • @gabry2558
      @gabry2558 4 місяці тому +42

      If i could take you in a paradise up above

    • @hughthehandjackman1236
      @hughthehandjackman1236 4 місяці тому +31

      If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love.

    • @SuperYoshikong
      @SuperYoshikong 4 місяці тому +22

      Life could be a dream, sweetheart, hello, hello again

    • @Carl-ed9bz
      @Carl-ed9bz 4 місяці тому +7

      Every time I look at you, something is on my mind

  • @ashwinsundar8888
    @ashwinsundar8888 3 місяці тому +2215

    Bro left the biggest chance he ever had in this entire life 😂😂😂

    • @lowiqleftist8940
      @lowiqleftist8940 3 місяці тому +32

      That girl gives half the guys she comes across that opportunity 😂

    • @ggl3n437
      @ggl3n437 3 місяці тому +24

      You don't want that kind of opportunity trust me

    • @ashwinsundar8888
      @ashwinsundar8888 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ggl3n437 I know that man but I commented only to get noticed by someone which makes me happy. To get replies and likes form everyone will share their respective feelings 😊.

    • @ashwinsundar8888
      @ashwinsundar8888 3 місяці тому +1

      @@lowiqleftist8940 😂😂😂

    • @garlic_bread_extra
      @garlic_bread_extra 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ggl3n437he won't be getting that opportunity. 😅

  • @Yakito666
    @Yakito666 Місяць тому +138

    She IS so pretty.

  • @ConcussedGaming
    @ConcussedGaming 3 місяці тому +2923

    When I was 10 years old I was at a Golden Coral with my family. I was at the table by myself as my mom was helping my 2 little sisters get their plates. I looked up and noticed a pretty girl about my own age maybe even a little older at a table across from my own but there was someone in between us whose back was facing me. I kept stealing glances at her and eventually caught myself staring. When I looked up again the giant behemoth of a man had finally moved and I'd caught her staring back at me. We both locked eyes, grinned at the same time and then looked away from each other smiling. Sometimes I regret not asking her name or wonder if the universe had thrown me the love of my life and I'd never know. I can't help but question it. Either way it was a wholesome moment I've not and won't ever forget even now 12 years later.

    • @firstnamelastname6216
      @firstnamelastname6216 3 місяці тому +293

      Damn... I can absolutely relate, man.
      I know I've blown opportunities with a few women that were honestly out of my league, and yeah... a couple of 'em I still wonder what might've been... 😕

    • @benjaminfletcher6632
      @benjaminfletcher6632 3 місяці тому +113

      I then I started blastin

    • @RandavRoy
      @RandavRoy 3 місяці тому +57

      Could be you and I lost our best encounter with LOVE !!!
      Life has to go on, I wish you a second, third, fourth chance again and again and you make it
      for I am 55, it doesn't matter anymore for me I think

    • @mattr.1887
      @mattr.1887 3 місяці тому +78

      Life comes with those moments. Take it as a lesson and don't let the next opportunity slip you by. Women can definitely enhance your happiness and that is a good thing - but ultimately you need to find peace within.

    • @NOZDRAVA.2
      @NOZDRAVA.2 3 місяці тому +17

      Me ha pasado tambien ami, algo parecido, y es algo hermoso esa sensacion unica en la vida, tengo entendido que esas experencias son de personas que conocimos en otras vidas.

  • @kingmalcolm9605
    @kingmalcolm9605 3 місяці тому +525

    The sound of his neck turning is killing me 😂

    • @AntonioRodriguez-uy5xx
      @AntonioRodriguez-uy5xx 3 місяці тому +8

      Fr he sounds all rusty and everything give him some WD-40

    • @dustineffler7658
      @dustineffler7658 Місяць тому

      ​@@AntonioRodriguez-uy5xxOr at Least some 30 Weight! lol :D

  • @LED13K
    @LED13K 3 місяці тому +1338

    Skips to the police station

    • @latetotheparty7551
      @latetotheparty7551 3 місяці тому +8

      Next video!

    • @arturoromerojr
      @arturoromerojr 2 місяці тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sleepyjoe4359
      @sleepyjoe4359 2 місяці тому +1

      Why?

    • @farttart597
      @farttart597 2 місяці тому

      @@sleepyjoe4359 He is being a creep.

    • @sleepyjoe4359
      @sleepyjoe4359 2 місяці тому

      @@farttart597 no he’s not. You’re allowed to stare at people in public. Girls like it which is why they dress to attract attention.

  • @The-Benjamin-786
    @The-Benjamin-786 16 днів тому +1

    Her gaze is so good

  • @markhenzel4637
    @markhenzel4637 4 місяці тому +342

    Bro looks like Pedro Pascal but with cap 🧢

    • @asuquoesua6062
      @asuquoesua6062 4 місяці тому +34

      Same way she has a close resemblance to Jennifer Lawrence

    • @raofabdullah
      @raofabdullah 4 місяці тому +2

      I literally said that!

    • @afaris88
      @afaris88 4 місяці тому

      Yoo I was thinking the same 😂😂😂

    • @brodiestephens419
      @brodiestephens419 4 місяці тому +2

      Australian Pedro Pascal.

    • @fourlights
      @fourlights 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@asuquoesua6062I think she might even be better looking than Jennifer Lawrence.

  • @Knockthefout
    @Knockthefout 4 місяці тому +884

    He can kiss either his kidney or freedom goodbye

    • @nombreapellido9038
      @nombreapellido9038 3 місяці тому +54

      ….and they never saw him again. 🪦

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah she has Hannah from Dexter vibes

    • @Bob31415
      @Bob31415 3 місяці тому +2

      I have to confess to being a little dense but what do you mean by kissing his kidneys goodbye?

    • @goldengold8568
      @goldengold8568 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Bob31415He is talking about cases where pretty woman invites men to their place and then drug them to take out their kidney. To sell in the black market.

    • @Anakin89
      @Anakin89 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@@Bob31415because there's no easy girl like that, she will kidnap him and steal some kidneys

  • @treloarw
    @treloarw 3 місяці тому +575

    These guys actually look like beavis and butthead. 💀

    • @Doctor_Dank
      @Doctor_Dank 2 місяці тому +4

      😂

    • @peterwallis4288
      @peterwallis4288 2 місяці тому +11

      He's finally going to score

    • @arturoromerojr
      @arturoromerojr 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vindicador01
      @Vindicador01 2 місяці тому

      We incels are right,women have it so easy,women have endless options,they control dating and sex

    • @Etrius_Fysik
      @Etrius_Fysik Місяць тому

      That's the first thing that popped into my head, as well. 😅😂🤣

  • @devzster
    @devzster Місяць тому +12

    Brilliant... Absolutely brilliant!!!... Wish to meet such honest women😅😅😅

  • @1anastudent
    @1anastudent 4 місяці тому +322

    I'm mostly captivated by her eyes. She is beautiful

    • @user-q992
      @user-q992 3 місяці тому +2

      The snake eyes! 😮

    • @1anastudent
      @1anastudent 3 місяці тому +22

      @@user-q992 actually, the eyes remind me of a husky. Those beautiful wolf like dogs are incredible, many have blue eyes

    • @rascal211
      @rascal211 Місяць тому +2

      Blue eyes far more attractive than boring brown eyes.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Місяць тому +5

      ​@@rascal211 I like brown eyes. All eye colors can be quite pretty, even on an average girl.

    • @jbingfax1950
      @jbingfax1950 24 дні тому

      Nice brights yeah.

  • @seanj77
    @seanj77 2 місяці тому +1391

    If only. Instead it's "Are you staring at me? I'm calling the cops"

    • @muyleche6466
      @muyleche6466 2 місяці тому +16

      Exactly

    • @Phraxas52
      @Phraxas52 Місяць тому

      She'd have to stand directly in front of him wearing something provocative and then bend over before complaining for it to be realistic.

    • @JeffreyDanielMejia-vt8ft
      @JeffreyDanielMejia-vt8ft Місяць тому +43

      @@muyleche6466only if youre not her type

    • @luizmonad777
      @luizmonad777 Місяць тому +27

      it depends on how tall you are

    • @luizmonad777
      @luizmonad777 Місяць тому +17

      @@JeffreyDanielMejia-vt8ft that's easy, I have a golden watch in my wrist, for sure I'm her type

  • @captainfach
    @captainfach 2 місяці тому +44

    It's like the Walmart versions of Jennifer Lawrence and Pedro Pascal

    • @Blimbus-Blombo
      @Blimbus-Blombo 5 днів тому +8

      Idk I think he’s AS pretty as Pedro and she is definitely prettier than Jennifer.

    • @TheHol8
      @TheHol8 День тому

      ​@@Blimbus-Blombo indeed!

    • @skyisdlimit6125
      @skyisdlimit6125 День тому +1

      Def prettier than jennifer

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 4 дні тому +1

    I died when he pulled out the professional camera 🤣

  • @emilioedj
    @emilioedj 3 місяці тому +195

    The sound effect you put in when he turns to look absolutely kills me. Hilarious! 😂

    • @shiftoff9936
      @shiftoff9936 3 місяці тому

      that's just the sound his neck makes its in every video

  • @electroraptor71
    @electroraptor71 4 місяці тому +1209

    Bro if she is that easy start running away 😂

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 місяці тому +165

      She will harvest his kidneys

    • @hzhang1228
      @hzhang1228 3 місяці тому

      @@Dargoneth she looks nice enough to harvest only one kidney and leave you with a phone :)

    • @PolarExpress_11-10
      @PolarExpress_11-10 3 місяці тому +35

      Well the one guy was running away. With her.

    • @SonGoku-tp8gb
      @SonGoku-tp8gb 3 місяці тому +12

      crabs?

    • @aiko8311
      @aiko8311 3 місяці тому

      ​@@PolarExpress_11-10she answer. He was the easy one

  • @RohanDurey
    @RohanDurey 3 місяці тому +405

    Aussie Pedro Pascal doesn’t exist, he won’t hurt u.
    Aussie Pedro Pascal:

    • @krisjones4051
      @krisjones4051 3 місяці тому +7

      100%!!

    • @KyleSan
      @KyleSan 3 місяці тому +4

      I literally came here to say he looked like Pedro Pascal. Lol

    • @republicofcasuals
      @republicofcasuals 3 місяці тому +1

      Exactly what i was thinking 🤣

    • @rari2943
      @rari2943 3 місяці тому +4

      And redhead Daniel Ratcliff

    • @caliginousmoira8565
      @caliginousmoira8565 3 місяці тому

      what about dejavu darkmist?

  • @Shawnsprince1
    @Shawnsprince1 22 дні тому +4

    I always tell them. I'm honest yes I was staring admiring your beauty...

    • @LeChina
      @LeChina 4 дні тому

      Bro the shxt works

  • @mohammedbinladen4619
    @mohammedbinladen4619 4 місяці тому +404

    the noise when he turns his head was a nice touch.

  • @Pyromaniac77777
    @Pyromaniac77777 4 місяці тому +716

    Rules are, if you are staring and are noticed: if attractive, smile. That’s it done. If unattractive, smile apologetically and stare at the floor

    • @conscioussubconsciousness1976
      @conscioussubconsciousness1976 4 місяці тому +66

      A question begs to ask… how can one know that he objectively can be categorized as an attractive individual ?? (Ok nvm I know, just ask ur mom/grandma 😊🫠🥴)

    • @Pyromaniac77777
      @Pyromaniac77777 4 місяці тому +82

      @@conscioussubconsciousness1976well that’s the fun part, you don’t know! Unless you know, then you know.
      Fr tho, unless you’re fugly if you have any game at all you’re attractive. If you’re super fugly, you still might be attractive if you’re fun to be around. Lastly if you have no game at all but ya super hot, well enjoy the lottery lol

    • @nicholasparris7989
      @nicholasparris7989 4 місяці тому +23

      This is an incel-esque opinion. If you think like this, you make yourself unattractive. Attractive and unattractive are not mutually exclusive. Even if you are attractive and you think like this, you are unattractive as well

    • @Pyromaniac77777
      @Pyromaniac77777 4 місяці тому +55

      @@nicholasparris7989 this is gonna blow your mind, but it was actually just a joke

    • @narsimhas1360
      @narsimhas1360 4 місяці тому

      @@nicholasparris7989acknowledging the truth is incel behaviour now. Women act differently to sexual advances from people they are into versus the ones they are not into - must be incel propaganda

  • @SteveReals
    @SteveReals 4 місяці тому +123

    The kind of educational content this generation desperately needs

  • @ItsyourboyPenguinboy
    @ItsyourboyPenguinboy 26 днів тому +2

    Nah bro totally knew what he was doing 😂
    “oh you mean *THAAÆT GIRL SITTING ON *THAT* BENCH OVER THERE?” 🗣️🗣️

  • @rivierapalms6485
    @rivierapalms6485 3 місяці тому +328

    When I was younger we used to say quietly to mates “check out that girl over there” and then shout “HE’S LOOKING!” 😂

  • @travistoole
    @travistoole 4 місяці тому +548

    She is so pretty

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 4 місяці тому +22

      Nice try

    • @travistoole
      @travistoole 4 місяці тому +4

      Thanks

    • @pio7763
      @pio7763 4 місяці тому

      ​@@travistoolestop simping. Real Alfa don't like girls and sex they're hustling and grinding instead.

    • @erererer4326
      @erererer4326 4 місяці тому +1

      Abd Mental too..
      Now they both
      Spreading stupidity.. 😂😂

    • @21area21
      @21area21 4 місяці тому +14

      I *was* staring.

  • @nostrislife
    @nostrislife 4 місяці тому +245

    Chivalry is a double edged sword my friend 😂

    • @forthegod
      @forthegod 4 місяці тому +12

      It's not chivalry when a man avoids paying attention to a beautiful woman... this is cowardice

    • @nostrislife
      @nostrislife 4 місяці тому +2

      @@forthegod beta vibes amirite

    • @gymonstarfunkle136
      @gymonstarfunkle136 4 місяці тому +7

      what are u doing step-paladin

    • @Brandespada
      @Brandespada 4 місяці тому +7

      They say that the philosopher Emmanuel Kant had already been courting a lady for 10 years, which was reciprocated, without ever proposing. One fine day, a Dutch merchant, whose ship would be docked for 48 hours, took a few walks around the city, saw the lady in a square, felt attracted and proposed to her. She took some of her belongings and left with him for Amsterdam, where they lived happily ever after!

    • @zanekersting9809
      @zanekersting9809 3 місяці тому

      @@forthegodbut we was conditioned to know that we ain’t good enough howm I supposed to lie to myself girls logic I want him to be confident after the whole world tells him he’s not shit

  • @tayyabgul6795
    @tayyabgul6795 Місяць тому +8

    Yes, it's always like this. I put in the effort to behave properly, adhere to rules, and act with the utmost manners. I strive to be a law-abiding citizen. Yet, I constantly see others who disregard these principles, taking shortcuts and pursuing fleeting pleasures. It’s disheartening to see them not only escape consequences but actually receive rewards.
    Yes, it's always like that. I always behave properly, follow the rules, and act with manners. I'm a law-abiding citizen. Yet, there are people who don't follow these principles, take shortcuts, and seek immediate pleasures. Not only do they avoid consequences, but they also receive rewards.One example from my life is that I spent an entire year preparing for exams, staying up late nights, while my classmates played video games and had fun. In the end, they got better grades because they were adept at cheating.The same pattern occurred with employment. Those who paid little attention to their studies are now in good jobs due to their parents' connections. They enjoyed their college days and had real fun, while I focused on being a good student, a good son, and a good citizen.I have other experiences that are too painful to share. This video is not funny to me. Life is not fair.

    • @keithlamontdavis8047
      @keithlamontdavis8047 26 днів тому

      Fortune favors the bold

    • @sweetandlovely5721
      @sweetandlovely5721 22 дні тому +1

      I can relate. Life isn’t fair. Especially for the ones doing the right thing. Always backfires.
      Never understood
      how some people plot
      and scheme and easily succeed in life.

    • @jordansonofsimon3393
      @jordansonofsimon3393 17 днів тому

      Girls like bad boys

    • @nagashitez5336
      @nagashitez5336 15 днів тому +3

      Stay strong man. I also have a similar life. I've had opportunities where I could've done what others did but I decided to be honest. Everything will matter when we stand in front of God alone. We are going to be accountable for everything we do.
      We shouldn't be jealous of what others did dishonestly. Every deed has its own reward. Perhaps God has planned better things for us that we don't know about yet.

    • @tayyabgul6795
      @tayyabgul6795 14 днів тому +1

      @nagashitez5336 Thanks for the kind words brother

  • @davids1642
    @davids1642 3 місяці тому +385

    I mean.. she is quite gorgeous!

    • @GeneralRamm910
      @GeneralRamm910 Місяць тому +4

      You cheatin' on me, bro?

    • @davids1642
      @davids1642 Місяць тому +4

      @@GeneralRamm910 never! Just an observation

    • @GeneralRamm910
      @GeneralRamm910 Місяць тому

      @@davids1642 That's emotional cheating, dawg. Don't let it happen again. I'm your only bitch, bitch lol

    • @GeneralRamm910
      @GeneralRamm910 Місяць тому +7

      @@davids1642 That's emotional cheating, dawg. You broke me.

    • @dustineffler7658
      @dustineffler7658 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@GeneralRamm910lmao haha :D

  • @barbodhosseini8905
    @barbodhosseini8905 4 місяці тому +379

    "Do you have sex?" Now that's good writing 👌

    • @John-Smith02
      @John-Smith02 4 місяці тому +43

      I was going to say "do you wanna have sex?*" but then I realized the subtitles say that 😅

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 4 місяці тому

      thats how we say in australia dumb@$$!
      ---- not from australia

    • @gghice1
      @gghice1 4 місяці тому +1

      Explain?

    • @Thelegendarian-
      @Thelegendarian- 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@gghice1+1

    • @John-Smith02
      @John-Smith02 4 місяці тому +4

      @@gghice1 I explained it

  • @Banished-rx4ol
    @Banished-rx4ol 4 місяці тому +64

    Bruh the cameraman’s reflection in the binoculars 😂

  • @Sultan.Mahmod
    @Sultan.Mahmod Місяць тому +1

    Me: When my time is come
    My newly married friend: you have so much oil and internet in stock 😂😂

  • @KoToCoNDoR
    @KoToCoNDoR 4 місяці тому +535

    It's harassment when you're ugly, it's flattery when you're attractive. Double standards.

    • @kevinjeffries5233
      @kevinjeffries5233 3 місяці тому +22

      Cry

    • @mridstaid414
      @mridstaid414 3 місяці тому +6

      lmao so what?😂 GOD gifted them their beauty who are you to hate it.

    • @vegitohaze2081
      @vegitohaze2081 3 місяці тому +23

      @@mridstaid414you misunderstood him it seems, not saying he is right tho, only few women are like that.

    • @mridstaid414
      @mridstaid414 3 місяці тому +22

      @@vegitohaze2081 Listen I hate double standards too. As a man, I also hate the double standards against us. But in the context of the op's comment him calling out the women doesn't make any sense. Regardless of Gender if a handsome/beautiful person approaches you then you would feel much more appreciated then if it was an ugly person. Its basic nature of us human being. Beauty has Always been held in high regard and just because some people feel envious and jealous doesn't mean they should insult them. I ain't handsome myself but I don't feel insecure about good looking people getting together.

    • @Aaliyashi
      @Aaliyashi 3 місяці тому +11

      It's not just a matter of ugly or not, it's more like a general attractiveness. An ugly guy can be attractive too if he is successful and has a lot of cool friends who admire him and generally is of high status. Social status really is almost everything.
      But anyway yeah, if some high status guy looks at you, you'd probably love it, but if some loser creep does it, it's disgusting.
      That's just how it works.
      You can say it's unfair, but I promise you, guys will treat girls very differently too based on whether they are hot girls or fat and ugly.

  • @adamw116
    @adamw116 3 місяці тому +334

    She is stunning!

    • @adamw116
      @adamw116 3 місяці тому +5

      She's also naughty according to her other social media

    • @soggaisking7070
      @soggaisking7070 3 місяці тому

      ​@@adamw116boss who she? asking for a distant relative of mine uk

    • @JesusChrist_Denton
      @JesusChrist_Denton 3 місяці тому

      @@adamw116what her other social media??? Asking for a friend

    • @akazax23
      @akazax23 3 місяці тому +6

      @@adamw116 so.. whats the @ asking for my friend

    • @Trezsuit_ClassicPerson
      @Trezsuit_ClassicPerson 3 місяці тому +1

      Why she look like that person when i search sweety and fox she appear in UA-cam yellow... Man i need to stop searching what people suggest to me.

  • @Wo9i7sj5l2a
    @Wo9i7sj5l2a 3 місяці тому +1249

    If women were direct. Would love this

    • @jacksong8131
      @jacksong8131 3 місяці тому +34

      I know right. Instead of hosting these stupid games

    • @OrlandoHofmann-qt7mx
      @OrlandoHofmann-qt7mx 3 місяці тому

      Some are, unfortunately mostly not the ones you'd be attracted to as well & if, you can be sure she's either a nymphomaniac or had more sex-partners allready as the both of you togehter will have years of life

    • @PIlotrcm
      @PIlotrcm 3 місяці тому

      @user-qd6ml3mw3m
      Tried, in court

    • @strnvii
      @strnvii 3 місяці тому +54

      they are direct, too ppl they like 😭🙏

    • @Behzadsmovierecaps
      @Behzadsmovierecaps 3 місяці тому +41

      Mostly women aren't direct

  • @goaskmymom1350
    @goaskmymom1350 23 дні тому +29

    My 1st day of college I'm in a lecture hall of 350 people sitting back row all the way to the left. I noticed a beautiful gal looking at me the entire time sitting last row all the way to the right. My heart was pounding, only if?! ❤️ We met in the hallway I asked her if she wanted to, "study" with me?! We spent one of the best afternoon's together in my life doing unreal things!! Didn't think I'd like college, this happened 1st day!! We studied on my boat with wine and music.😉
    Ruth, wherever you are, I'll never forget that day!! 😍❤️

    • @513hook513
      @513hook513 19 днів тому +9

      You had a boat in college? I couldn't afford a microwave

    • @zombiemachinery4868
      @zombiemachinery4868 19 днів тому +7

      Dude, you cheated your way into that. You have a boat FFSs.

    • @DeffoZappo
      @DeffoZappo 19 днів тому +7

      The boat thing says a lot

    • @anglerstube8021
      @anglerstube8021 19 днів тому

      I have your child you bastad

    • @MR.DOGMAN_219
      @MR.DOGMAN_219 19 днів тому

      Wine and music in a boat ? Sounds boring as hell ..

  • @Wasted-Life
    @Wasted-Life 4 місяці тому +173

    That leather sound though 😂😂😂

  • @anshalmehta4273
    @anshalmehta4273 4 місяці тому +396

    Things like this only in a manverse/man universe

    • @reaping-equally
      @reaping-equally 4 місяці тому +17

      So, you admit it's great!

    • @shashwat2591
      @shashwat2591 4 місяці тому +16

      It's meant to be funny not relatable, ofcourse it ain't real

    • @SoapNugget
      @SoapNugget 4 місяці тому +4

      Wait, MAN?
      (Insert I'm Man gif)

    • @pocketsfullofdynamite
      @pocketsfullofdynamite 4 місяці тому +1

      You mean UA-cam.

    • @aa-uz5gv
      @aa-uz5gv 4 місяці тому

      MAN?!
      *jonkles all over everyone*

  • @Penumbralvision
    @Penumbralvision 4 місяці тому +26

    I mean, if your eyes meet with someone else, and you both think the other is attractive, that is sort of what could happen

  • @Jericho4lyfe
    @Jericho4lyfe 14 днів тому +1

    For a second I thought bro was pulling out a sniper rifle with that camera 💀

  • @TheZettaze
    @TheZettaze 4 місяці тому +59

    Exactly the way my married friends behave, stop it you mofos

  • @brandonnewby1288
    @brandonnewby1288 4 місяці тому +79

    It was the skipping that killed it. 😂😂😂

  • @TheOuroborosLoop
    @TheOuroborosLoop 4 місяці тому +49

    "I'll make it SUUUUUPER obvious."

  • @anawesomedude
    @anawesomedude 4 місяці тому +72

    I love the skip at the end

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 4 місяці тому +76

    There's a lady at my bagel shop like that, every time I go in, I feel like a cat with a laser pointer I just can't stop looking. I'm sure at this point I am serial killer level creepy.

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 4 місяці тому +44

      Sunglasses my friend, sunglasses. As the old saying goes "cleavage is like the sun; you never stare directly at it unless you're wearing sunglasses".

    • @Metroidman91
      @Metroidman91 4 місяці тому +36

      @@oliverholmes-gunning5372 walking into a bagel shop with sunglasses on and keeping them on is even more creepy, especially if you're a regular there. lmao

    • @Dyrnwynn
      @Dyrnwynn 4 місяці тому +21

      ​​@@Metroidman91
      I wear my sunglasses inside
      So I can so I can
      Look at Bagel Lady on the sly

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 4 місяці тому +21

      @@Metroidman91 fair point lol. I mean, you could always invest in a white stick and a dog to complete the picture, but at the same time I guess if one is getting to the stage of faking a disability in order to stare at a girl it might be time to seek help...

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 4 місяці тому +1

      @theyearwas1473 who's to say that you AREN'T serial killer ? We don't know what you do in your past time

  • @danielpotrykus5942
    @danielpotrykus5942 3 місяці тому +246

    At first I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence lol

  • @Chill-mm4pn
    @Chill-mm4pn Годину тому

    Eye contact is how women let you know they are interested. She already looked over and that's when he should have walked over and said "hi" to her.

  • @TeraQuad
    @TeraQuad 3 місяці тому +54

    LOL. You can see the cameraman when he brings up the binoculars.

  • @knownpleasures
    @knownpleasures 3 місяці тому +125

    Hahaha nice twist at the end 😂

  • @lowkey4748
    @lowkey4748 23 дні тому +1

    I was expecting her to show interest but not that much lmao the way it ended

  • @deepshshit
    @deepshshit 4 місяці тому +55

    Failed the test

  • @jetrexdesign
    @jetrexdesign 4 місяці тому +20

    I don't remember this particular chapter from 'Of Mice And Men'

  • @GummySlayer
    @GummySlayer 3 місяці тому +108

    I think that should be the equivalence of "do you wanna be friends?" when we were kids. 😂

    • @loucodavida2391
      @loucodavida2391 3 місяці тому +17

      That's make sense. When a i was a kid i have no friends. Now I have no sex

    • @GummySlayer
      @GummySlayer 2 місяці тому

      @@loucodavida2391 Hahahaha same here.

  • @theoutlawking9123
    @theoutlawking9123 5 днів тому

    Darth Vader: NEVER hide your feelings!
    Guy who was staring: Now you tell me!
    RIP James Earl Jones 😭

  • @yeahrightbear8883
    @yeahrightbear8883 4 місяці тому +30

    Low key though this is why you should always be honest.

  • @CurbShady
    @CurbShady 3 місяці тому +35

    The “yeahhh” when she asked that question was hilarious lol 😂

  • @TheChzoronzon
    @TheChzoronzon 4 місяці тому +18

    ÑÑÑÑECCCKKK the neck noise kills me every time

  • @drv5556
    @drv5556 Місяць тому +1

    Ohh "Neck" turning sound!!😮😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @clarencemilton2191
    @clarencemilton2191 4 місяці тому +34

    The perfect woman

  • @Tibia_Music
    @Tibia_Music 4 місяці тому +33

    I used to do this shit all the time to my friends, oh man they hated me for it. (The obvious staring/checking out part)

  • @adamthers1881
    @adamthers1881 4 місяці тому +48

    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

  • @DAEDAEANT
    @DAEDAEANT 5 днів тому

    Ethan Hawke mixed with Pedro Pascal was being pretty subtle ngl

  • @razorblade6746
    @razorblade6746 4 місяці тому +35

    Nah the profile lowkey looks like she's about to volunteer as tribute

    • @thomasthellamas9886
      @thomasthellamas9886 4 місяці тому

      Underrated comment

    • @Heaview
      @Heaview 4 місяці тому +1

      I thought the goddamn same

    • @day7163
      @day7163 3 місяці тому

      What do you mean?

    • @thomasthellamas9886
      @thomasthellamas9886 3 місяці тому +1

      @@day7163 Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games

    • @day7163
      @day7163 3 місяці тому

      @@thomasthellamas9886 thanks

  • @SauceDarzell
    @SauceDarzell 4 місяці тому +33

    Bro missed his beat tryna place blame on his homie 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

  • @mentalhell4846
    @mentalhell4846 4 місяці тому +167

    Instructions unclear. I tried this to a hot girl and now I'm in jail for stalking and harrasment.

    • @EricRanee
      @EricRanee 4 місяці тому +10

      Instructions unclear
      Soap bar now getting stared by new roommates in free hotel💀

    • @nathanielmany5865
      @nathanielmany5865 4 місяці тому +5

      If a woman would have done the same thing to a man,there will not be any complaints at all as long as you are respectful. As a man we want to be admired and respected by everyone, especially by women. I tried that to a woman on two occasions at a gallery and some old man who think i was harassing her, threatened to call the police because i was simply admiring her. The double standard is outright ridiculous, everything was going fine until he made it a big matter about it and now she has a curtain and a Ring door bell camera. This is why many men are avoiding women and some man because most people are only looking at the negative aspect of a person and thinking that's how they are. Stay safe out there.

    • @MidnightMarrow
      @MidnightMarrow 3 місяці тому +3

      @@nathanielmany5865 So you got caught peeping some chick at a gallery which is only natural but then you know she has a curtain and ring doorbell? 😅 Went from sounding like a BS situation for admiring a random stranger to you suddenly knowing she put safeguards on her house after the fact...

    • @nathanielmany5865
      @nathanielmany5865 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MidnightMarrow yeah it is crazy to say the least. Its not at her house(thank God), now that would be a different story altogether. Its a Art gallery which is a public place that everyone goes to. If it was truly a crime, then i would have been arrested by now. If u find yourself doing the same thing, just as long as you don't get caught or hurt anyone you will be fine.😏

    • @MidnightMarrow
      @MidnightMarrow 3 місяці тому

      @nathanielmany5865 Ah that makes sense. The way you had it worded makes it sound a little off haha. But yeah double standards are crazy indeed which is why I typically won't even say many things even if they started it. Like one female coworker mentioning my shirt looking tight and how she could help me out of it, imagine that flipped around...

  • @zooeyzoe14
    @zooeyzoe14 5 днів тому

    I can't stop watching this ❤

  • @zackrodriguez6653
    @zackrodriguez6653 4 місяці тому +56

    RIZZLORD

  • @thomasel9171
    @thomasel9171 4 місяці тому +54

    She is really gorgeous

    • @Bob31415
      @Bob31415 3 місяці тому

      Thanks for confirming it. I wasn't sure.

  • @titch1989
    @titch1989 4 місяці тому +155

    Sound effect when he turns

  • @googleuser4534
    @googleuser4534 26 днів тому

    she is so gorgeous

  • @sutton-xg1gh
    @sutton-xg1gh 3 місяці тому +42

    Omg she looks exactly like katniss from the hunger games

    • @aidenwallin3523
      @aidenwallin3523 3 місяці тому +6

      Exactly! It looks like her in the blue from her first Reaping.

    • @ertitnoli9538
      @ertitnoli9538 3 місяці тому +1

      She doesn't.

    • @letsgetitback
      @letsgetitback 3 місяці тому +1

      Olivia Wilde + Emilia Clarke

  • @ForestCounter
    @ForestCounter 4 місяці тому +31

    Solid foley work 😁

  • @moizzahmad6472
    @moizzahmad6472 3 місяці тому +6

    Her voice is more charming than her face ❤

  • @hoozerob
    @hoozerob 26 днів тому +1

    You can always bet, that if the guy is really good looking to her, she'll respond this way. If you aren't, she'll be calling you out or calling the cops, or at best, she'll just get up, give you a dirty look and then walk away.

  • @KarlaKloppstock
    @KarlaKloppstock 4 місяці тому +27

    I was staring as well.

  • @Jon7763
    @Jon7763 4 місяці тому +32

    honesty is the best policy

  • @MrExtraFINESSEtrial
    @MrExtraFINESSEtrial 3 місяці тому +4

    The Binoculars OVERDIDIT 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Classic staredown, “They’re all naughty, they pretend to be so Uppidty and Sweet”

  • @YahJoshua369
    @YahJoshua369 Місяць тому +1

    Yep thats what happens see why I always take the blame🤣🤣🤣💯👑

  • @liamramjean8542
    @liamramjean8542 4 місяці тому +21

    Wish it was that easy 😂😂😂😂

  • @truesonsofmandalore
    @truesonsofmandalore 4 місяці тому +41

    Why does bro look like Pedro Pascal 💀

    • @Atlas65
      @Atlas65 3 місяці тому

      Handsome version of Pedro Pascal maybe

    • @dcmuggamuga407
      @dcmuggamuga407 3 місяці тому +2

      He looks a bit like a mix between Pedro Pascal and Kit Harington.

    • @anthronox4992
      @anthronox4992 3 місяці тому

      Do you wanna disappear?

    • @truesonsofmandalore
      @truesonsofmandalore 3 місяці тому

      @@anthronox4992lmfao

    • @UnIimited_Power
      @UnIimited_Power 3 місяці тому +1

      Because you have eyes and have seen both of them and can compare them. Yeah. That's why.

  • @philbofettiArchive
    @philbofettiArchive 4 місяці тому +61

    The tree twisting noises when he turns his head gets me every time

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass День тому

    its crazy how much that guy looks like Beavis.

  • @raziel520
    @raziel520 4 місяці тому +75

    The reflection on the binoculars tho

    • @amalgamationprime3168
      @amalgamationprime3168 4 місяці тому +3

      I was looking for this comment.
      Yes!
      I can see that.

    • @Bre4dski
      @Bre4dski 3 місяці тому

      Cameraman caught lacking