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"He's fine." Exactly as advertised.
But he ain't fine, but his instincts are saying he's fine 😢
I love that he sounds slightly indignant and confused about even answering it.
"Yeah, of course he's fine. Why would he say that if he weren't?"
he isnt fine, but men dont sell out other men, specially to woman. if THEM who do it
Men, we say what we mean and we mean what we say.
@@bladerj nah, he is fine. Because why wouldn't he?
He might be a bit confused, but he is fine.
Analyzing the whole relationship over his answer to ice cream is too real
Lesson learned, the answer to ice cream should always be yes.
I remember feeling surreal the first time something like this happened to me with my now ex.
fking unbelievingly fkn real man
The only fake part was the supposed reason why she didn't want an ice cream without him. It had nothing to do with doing things together and everything to do with having an ice cream on her own "makes her look greedy".
Women honestly are something else
“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means eeeeeevvvverything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.”
-Homer Simpson
Wise words Spoken Like True Philosopher
Such a good scene 😂
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i watch this fukin video first time in my life, so how did this comment allready liked? this is not a joke, it was fuking liked before. wtf ????
Sexist.
The boyfriend translator was such a waste of money. He's just saying what he means, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
Na he's the boyfriends roommate so he covers for him
Maybe think about where and why women learned to hide their feelings.
Like a normal person AND is not insane.
Like a man.
I've met a lesbian girl a while back that literally told me "I understand why you guys are annoyed when girls don't speak what they have in their mind"
It's hilarious when it comes from another woman ahah
even translated I have no fucking idea what the right thing to say is.
There isn't any.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
There is none. If you have a penis, you are simply in the wrong by default, and clearly a violent predator not deserving of empathy.
Don' fuxkin' speak!
Basically you'd have to agree to get ice cream in the first place, be excited about it, and even start naming flavors.
If not, YOU FAIL!
The boyfriend translator part at the end is pure gold.
Nah man, that's just his roommate
@@eligore6908Your comment is funnier than the entire sketch
The sketch is basically 2 min. prep for a 5 second punchline :D
She: What do you want to eat?
Translator: Can you guess what I want to eat?
Are you a man?
Oh, cool. Let's continue it
Us guys: "I don't care. What did you have in mind?"
@ogshotglass9291 Woman: what ever you want is fine.
Man: (names every food ever)
Woman: Not I don't want that.
lol hits home and kinda sucks. At this point, once I hear "I'm fine", I just zone out and do my own thing. Can't waste time getting upset with someone who doesn't want to communicate honestly and openly.
Exactly right
Exactly. Taking her answers as the honest truth is hilarious, just to see her inner pressure gauge going ballistic, but without being even able to admit it :D
Remember, lads: she need your attention waaay more than you need hers. If you haven't been already emasculated, I mean.
@@TheChzoronzonAnd than she will feel justified to let other dudes flirt with her until it reaches the point of literal cheating. Its of course your fault, that she is an insufferable person that simply can’t just handle her own psychological problems and therefore her cheating was absolutely justified.
@@SayfumaniMyG Probably
I'm so happy to be old and with a semi-trad, reasonable wife and even a granddaughter already... I don't think I could handle the current state of affairs. I'd totally become a passport bro or something
Woman: (gives silent treatment)
Also woman: Why are men such bad communicators?!!!
Although this video makes a joke out of it, remember gentlemen: if your partner communicates in riddles and doublespeak and then resents you for not understanding, she's abusing you. It's definitely not a joke, and you absolutely should not put up with it.
This is so accurate it’s unbelievable
Dude, it's called having a relationship with a woman...
@@mariosebastiani3214 This guy gets it. My wife used to play this game until she realized she always loses and now just tells me what I've want. That being said, it took like 15 years to get there.
@@mariosebastiani3214 My gf doesn't talk like this. She's a real woman who can use her words. Not a child on the verge of a tantrum.
Poor mario its ok bud you can leave that relationship now it's not normal 😂shit has a limit @@mariosebastiani3214
Mini-Golf followed by ice cream is a top tier date
I just did this with my wife last week, it was a great date.
Right!? I was like why are they not combining them.
Can... can we all get together and play mini-golf and eat ice cream?
Damn straight, lol!
Did you put her ⛳🕳️ afterwards? 😅 If so it was a good date. If not you missed the translation 😂
Dude I‘m just staying single, I can‘t deal with this bullshit.
relatable
I just ended a relationship of 6 years that became in the last years just like this.
I couldn’t take it anymore and now I’m feel so free.
No more!
Best move of your life 👍
These women exist, they'll give you PTSD
My experience, all woman are this way. Are you saying there are some that are not. There is hope,
@javiersblog It's sad that some of "us" (women) get surprised at these reactions to their answer. If I'm asked about something, I'm answering what's on my mind. If I don't want to, I'm saying I don't want to answer, and I get really upset, when this is interpreted as "I want to answer, just need your attention a bit more so please ask it 1000 more times"
No, if I say I don't want to answer, I don't want to answer, it's that easy.
Sadly my mother is a "typical woman" in that regard and sometimes it's extremely hard to communicate with her. So yes, we, women, also don't like when other women can't give a straight answer.
They'll gaslight you, then gaslight you again if you bring up the gaslighting...then it's your fault that they cheated on you.
All women are like this sadly.
This is all women.
this is a documentary
I don't want Ice cream because you have ruined it🤣
I don't want to go to put put I'd rather have my own eyes gouged out then play put put🤣
We need a crossover between Obama's anger translator and the girlfriend translator
I read crossover as crossbow at first :/
Technically Key and Peele already did the girlfriend/wife translator as well
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What about the World's Worst Translator?
There’s something beautiful about the fact that many women will see this, laugh hysterically, say “oh my God, this is sooooo true!” then proceed to engage in the exact same behaviour throughout their personal life without either a shred of cognizance or admission that they’re doing so. Great skit!
Becoz its natural for them. It's their nature.
Beautiful? I think it's terrible..😢 Like being eternally trapped and having no clue on how to look for an exit, a key, something! I never could really understand men's talk or thoughts.. they seem to me either unaware of their feelings or.. robots😔
@@sourabhs14 no it's not "our nature"
@@60minutesofenglishreadspea44 No, men have feelings, but they don't think feeling are the stuff of life, just a component. What matters is how life and feelings interact: reality should come first.
@@60minutesofenglishreadspea44It’s preference. Men have feelings but they prefer to see through the lens of logic. Most Men are wired this way. A vvoman is often the reverse of this. They prefer the world of feelings but can also use logic if they have to resort to it (just like men who have feelings but choose the opposite form of communication). Due to being more emotion and feeling based vvomen can often come off as entirely irrational to men while vvomen (as you noted) will question whether men are unfeeling robots. Neither is exactly true (people of both sexes have both) but it’s their preference in how they choose to navigate the world. Vvomen typically prefer the chaotic world of emotions (which are often ambiguous and hard to pin down being ever changing) to the solid real world 1s and 0s of logic which are often straightforward and simple (which men prefer).
Hes' fine.
Correction: he *thinks* he's fine.
He's in big trouble after that ice cream conversation, he is just blissfully ignorant.
Hes's fine.
@JDog88 He's fine for now, let's hope he's fine tomorrow. 👱♀️🔪
@@olmostgudinaf8100Because he clearly does not care about his partner, given he isn’t worried at all about her emotional wellbeing
H'es fine
It was getting too relatable there for a sec, thank god for the ending
yeah they are a nightmare to understand way to much subterfuge with their words that mess with you in the end you do need a translator just to fully understand them or they are just going to own you at times💀💀
"He's fine." Exactly this. If I say "I'm fine," don't overanalyze it. Continuously asking me if I'm fine will only piss me off.
Same.
Unfortunately I think the reason why this kind of woman doesn't believe "I'm fine" from men is because they expect men not to believe their "I'm fine", because for them it *doesn't mean they're fine.*
And worse yet, while in the cases where a man says "I'm fine" but really means "leave it alone", a woman's "I'm fine" may mean "leave it alone", or it may mean "please persist in asking". And there's no way to tell until you try the 50/50.
I'd think that he's not fine because of his facial expression
@@wildpendulum The hypocrisy here is wild. Girl have you looked in the mirror when you say "I'm fine?!"
i hope someday this style of communication is seen for what it is: toxic and unhelpful. finding someone who matches with me who communicates clearly and maturely is a challenge, but worth it. short term pleasure for crazy partners is not.
so much complicated subterfuge with girls isn't there?🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 it's not gender specific
@@catdad626 well you have fun with that mind messing stuff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 who hurt u lol
@@catdad626 generic women retort #234
Those kind of women ruin your life and should be avoided.
100%
Run man, run...
Jesus! And I thought Obama‘s anger translator, Luther, had issues! 😅
nope woman are way way worse with the subterfuge this is why you seriously need a translator or just to be a yes man to make them happy🤣
I'd like to order the upgraded version, Wife Translator. Been married over 30 years. It would really, REALLY, help. Be advised, wife is a natural ginger, if there's an add-on.
I want d girls translator 2 please
😂omg!
I'll have what Rick is having please. 20 years here but spouse is german-english, not a ginger.
It's really not needed most of the time, but I could really use the cue that communication has broken down.
Also, to the snowflakes who think girls' behavior is unhealthy, no. She's just being a normal person with normal insecurities. My spouse is 1000% worth it. You just have to figure out on your own if your partner's baggage fits in your overhead compartment.
Also, am I the only one who thought for a beat that girlfriend and girlfriend translator were going to flow up on each other?
Exactly, lol! Going on 32 years of marriage (36 total together), and I still don’t understand the female mind, lol! As I tell my wife from time to time, “I don’t make the rules, I just follow them”, or “you may need to go back to Wife school for a refresher”, lol! Of course those comments are met with a frown or glare of some type, lol!
@@MrDellasc When we meet new people, I tell them that my wife makes all the little decisions and I make all the big ones...so far, there have been no big decisions.
I've seen all my relationship in this 2 minutes video.
well that's good now you know what to and what not to do in the future all your problems are now solved next time she asks about ice cream just say yes that's a great idea and you win points for when you need them
@@raven4k998 well thats just one case you can have 100s of situations in a real relationship
also when he said he can buy her an ice cream she said will feel unloved ....ohh come on it's not that serious we guys dont feel that way she should have accept the offer, keeping her female ego aside
so for you girls we guys cant even do what we want at the moment
and then she said i have to think about our relationship in an empty room....wait seriously
Plot twist: Even with the boyfriend translator, she still couldn't understand her boyfriend. Later beating the boyfriend to death still asking if " he was fine"
That's because boyfriend translators shouldn't be that direct. At least not for these kinds of women.
The boyfriend translator should have said something like "I understand you now with the girlfriend translator. I will wait here for you and your decision about our relationship and hope you'll make the right decision for both of us. I am fine, because I have faith in you."
@@Keira-lt5rh I need a translator for that
@@Keira-lt5rhIf that's a feature, I need a boyfriend translator more than the girlfriend one! I never say things "the right way"
@@Keira-lt5rhBy “these kinds of women” do you mean anyone who isn’t telepathic?
I think you misunderstand, @@DeathnoteBB. "These kinds of women" are not telepathic, they just expect men to be.
If they were telepathic, then they *might* understand that the guy in the first place just didn't want ice cream, but being immediately willing to drive her to get the ice cream *she* wanted anyway was another small expression of love and care. Because that's how men work.
Greaaat one. These two minutes were tensed as hell, and it was well played, and it was clever, and I laughed.
how much is the subscription per month, asking for a friend
You would know if you would really care
I think you should get a friend translator first.
Fr! I could use a translator for every conversation, not even for a SO lol
Brother, all the translator does is confirm how screwed you are. You would be wasting your money.
@@nickcarroll8565 I wouldn't call it a waste. It's better than not even knowing you're screwed.
and people still dont believe in hell
Living in this society is hell. Having worked at Kaiser the last 15 years, dealing with patients BS, I try and avoid society at all costs when I’m away from work
Yeah im staying single lmao
Exactly. Theres too much other bs in dealing with society daily already. I don’t have time to have that nonsense be a part of my personal life also and just be miserable all day everyday.
All of my previous relationship is like these, though I've met women who are not like these but they are in a committed relationship. I agree with you better to be single than dealing with these.
You’re not wrong.
They only reveal their actual personality once you have moved in.
Thanks for making my day better and distracting me from studying! :)
never seen this channel before
and this was hilarious lmao. subbed
Ha. my wife is the one who suggests mini golf!
Probably because she knows you enjoy it and wants to spend time with you.
Or she's just Connor in disguise
Keep her.
I guess she's just into mini-clubs
edit: it's a joke!
And if you had a translator, you also would know why she does that. Probably not because she loves playing mini golf.
This is great, and thanks to the ladies for doing this skit fully understanding how the guys feel sometimes with women.
lol emily at the end with that delivery was too funny
We need more content of this kind
Lol, this hit close to how I experience reality. Plus the end with Emily and her last delivery is just the kicker I needed. Great job Emily, that is going to be tough to get that out of my head.
this channel is like the golden age of youtube all over again
Girlfriend translator: Worth every penny and then some.
Boyfriend translator: The stupidest thing a woman could waste money on. A needless rip-off.
Definitely need a part 2
We need more of these😭
These are the ones that you run from, otherwise you are destined for a life that is a living hell, where you never know what the hell the correct response is.
The problem is that almost all of them(relationships) are just like this in a way. Not in the same intensity but still similar to this.
Perhaps I’m just unlucky.
the way elias delivered that last line was perfect hahaha
Guys, you and VLDL are the only two channels that deserve to rule the youtube. Fantastic content every time for YEARS!
Love these
My fiance is thankfully mature enough to not pull this BS, she says things outright and speaks her mind, I've told her numerous times that that is something I really appreciate about her because I don't put up with immature crap like that, she hates it when she sees other women doing it which makes me love her even more. Don't put up with this garbage guys, it only breeds resentment.
"Hey, something's clearly bothering you. Why don't we talk about it?"
hits way close to home
Great channels guys! Love the content so funny!
This was hilarious thank you. The little bloopers at end took it to another level.
Damn, this one was *chef's kiss* Howled laughing.
Also, your next skit should be a play on the words Chef's Kiss
Meanwhile my friend looking like a gremlin perched on a rock playing mini-golf
Completely need this service!
This was funny - felt old school in some way, like a timewarp back to youtube of 10-15 years ago!
How his girlfriend looks at the translator when she's explaining 😂 great skit alltogether
The ending was primo!
yeah kinda forgot the whole video immediately after that
Do more of this please
Glad I found this channel..hilarious!!!
"Throws money at the screen" give me this app now!!
1:34 lightsaber
This popped up on the rotating comments as I heard the lightsaber. New feature, I guess. It pops up every time since you timestamped it.
@@1BlueSteel That's pretty cool
We want more of these ...
This is good content and loved the ending :)
This stressed me out to an unbelievable degree.
Same, I got an anxiety from this. So surreal.
Seeing this shortly after meeting my then-girlfriend (now wife): "Nah man my girlfriend is not twisted like that, she's totally chill."
Seeing this after married 5 years: "He knows my pain."
make more of these, really funny XD
This is so true! You cannot win guys; you can’t.
The girlfriend is a keeper but the translator is a doll. Love that accent!
This is so true it hurts.
Those 3 seconds gonna get this demonetized or smth.
That was great work, thank you :D
Extrem funny
deserves more views...many rules to proper communication...listening is important...hearing, understanding is more important...takes practice...
I've heard it this before. I think it was called the translather
Yeah an old video parodying infomercials this one being called The Manslater.
So accurate. Hits hard 😂
Like my mace
This is gonna blow up 😅
“Don’t fukin answer it” with that jolly voice broke me☠️☠️
This is all very easily fixable: just DO NOT get involved in a romantic relationship!! 👊💪👊
Yes
The upward inflection makes this so much more savage.
great skit guys
These guys never fail to "crack" me up.
I'll see myself out now.
You want some milk for your effort?
Mans totally cracke-, wait hold the door for me!!
Wait, you yall have girlfriends?
One of the best ones
The video is really amazing. Keep it up. Best wishes.
Every wooman in da wolrd ❤
Remember : they don't want solutions, they want attention !
So genius. Great outtakes
This is incredibly accurate
Your Mother should be your first priority.
Eh... no not really. Your wife should be higher priority, but only as long as the topic with the wife is of an equal or higher importance.
In this case though where the wife is having a silent hissy-fit over *ice cream and putt-putt,* yeah I'd call Mom back and see what's up. Maybe wife needs some space to calm down.
We men need this!!!! And the kast boyfriend interpreter really got me lol 😂 but he was telling the exact truth
I like that. It's funny, over the top, and real at the same time. Cool!
2 views, fell off hard
“Women remain children all their lives, for they always see only what is near at hand, cling to the present, take the appearance of a thing for reality, and prefer trifling matters to the most important.”
- Arthur Schopenhauer
So this is hilarious but also confirming why exactly it is of the utmost importance to stay single.
This needs part 2
and so on...
1 view, fell off hard
2 views now its 100% more in 30 seconds so they did in fact not fall off
so unoriginal... god yt comments are braindead
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This is gold!
This was really good 🤣
thank you. mucha appreciated
I’m going to save this for later. It will be very useful.
This video should be multiple hours long
This is too accurate.
one of the best
This was GREAT!