Bill Burr ULTIMATE COMPILATION (2019)

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  • @williamgullett5911
    @williamgullett5911 4 роки тому +126

    Eating a pretentious fruit like a pear.....classic. He nailed Steve Jobs

    • @et99366
      @et99366 4 роки тому

      I always found it funny that he imagines him eating a pear when the logo of APPLE is literally a bite out of an apple now that i type it out not very funny

  • @MrHELLKEEPR
    @MrHELLKEEPR 4 роки тому +168

    I think every person has a Bill burr living in them somewhere.

    • @merlinh2a114
      @merlinh2a114 4 роки тому +4

      maybe not the women lmao

    • @rattlehead999
      @rattlehead999 4 роки тому

      for sure and it's not somewhere, it's everywhere.

  • @yourmoooa7266
    @yourmoooa7266 4 роки тому +205

    He's right

    • @rudinam2409
      @rudinam2409 4 роки тому +2

      He's joking.

    • @taramccarthymusic9291
      @taramccarthymusic9291 4 роки тому +1

      That’s why I watch him

    • @stratowhammy
      @stratowhammy 4 роки тому

      His damage is his routine... But he's completely unaware.

    • @rudinam2409
      @rudinam2409 4 роки тому

      @NS Yanko I know for a fact that's not how he actually thinks. Comedians push reality and boundaries to make jokes. Making a joke about race doesn't mean he's racist for example.

    • @rudinam2409
      @rudinam2409 4 роки тому

      @NS Yanko it is as hard if not harder because you don't get paid or rewarded for it and you can never quit it hell you don't get to "go home" and forget about it for few hours or for the weekend. Unlike other jobs where you eventually can leave if it gets too hard. I think unless someone is a mother they'll never experience the mental and physical stress that comes with this job (that's if the mother is doing it right)

  • @Fidel37
    @Fidel37 4 роки тому +148

    This guy picks through phoniness so well... I love it. The world is so screwed up these days... he'll never want for fresh material.

    • @godbouthsoj
      @godbouthsoj 4 роки тому +1

      Just saw him a few weeks ago... he reuses material

    • @biscobisco1882
      @biscobisco1882 4 роки тому +8

      @@godbouthsoj EVERY comedian reuses material! You think they're writing a fresh 60 minute set every week!? Jumpin' Jesus man...

    • @legatobluesummers1994
      @legatobluesummers1994 4 роки тому +3

      @@godbouthsoj every single comedian reuses material lol like seeing a play then seeing it on UA-cam they reuse their material! Lol you serious?

    • @Haggis.Supper
      @Haggis.Supper 4 роки тому +2

      @@godbouthsoj 🔔🔚

    • @booandblue
      @booandblue 4 роки тому

      @@godbouthsoj mm

  • @philipdufour7233
    @philipdufour7233 4 роки тому +3

    I'm stuck in a Bill Burr rabbit hole.

  • @alicsurn
    @alicsurn 4 роки тому +9

    Bill is my spirit animal

  • @ericadams214
    @ericadams214 4 роки тому +18

    "idk, maybe I'm wrong?"
    No, sir, you're absolutely right

  • @falidisu2139
    @falidisu2139 4 роки тому +10

    Bill Burr should have his own late night show.

  • @lisahoffman188
    @lisahoffman188 4 роки тому +109

    Send a kid to bed on some trumped up charges...all because you want to have a drink and watch the price is right? How true that analogy is.

  • @almilhouse9059
    @almilhouse9059 4 роки тому +4

    Absolute genius, love this guy. Hilarious

  • @evanrayswenson
    @evanrayswenson 4 роки тому +18

    Being a mother is an IMPORTANT job but not the most difficult job

    • @doone8849
      @doone8849 4 роки тому +2

      it's not a job.....

    • @Sparky-gp9vh
      @Sparky-gp9vh 4 роки тому

      @@doone8849 what is it then? I’m not trying to be a dick or anything I’m just wondering what you’re take on it is

    • @rogda123
      @rogda123 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sparky-gp9vh it's a fucking responsibility. they had the choice to have the fucking kid so none of us want to hear any moaning. god knows we dont need more people on this planet.

  • @nickfitchner3218
    @nickfitchner3218 4 роки тому +104

    I'm really starting to dislike Stephen Colbert.

    • @vasilikosmakos2250
      @vasilikosmakos2250 4 роки тому +20

      whats there to like - he's so pretentious, every thing burr says go right over his head.

    • @rafameneses3004
      @rafameneses3004 4 роки тому +2

      @Tyler exactly, bill burr is hilarious but i agree that it was a bit of a long shot.

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 4 роки тому +1

      His anti sanders stand was also pathetic. He feared for his salary

    • @mvellis3863
      @mvellis3863 4 роки тому

      What took you so long?

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 4 роки тому +1

      @Jeremy Lathemlol. Never worked for anyone? It works here in Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland etc. And killed no one

  • @kaseycbarnett
    @kaseycbarnett 4 роки тому +1

    Bill Burr and George Carlin. My top favorites.

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 3 роки тому +1

    Programming is difficult, but can be done wearing pajamas.

  • @gregorysalter6226
    @gregorysalter6226 4 роки тому +14

    I'm a first responder and I agree. Stop thanking me. I like what i do.

  • @edgardogonzalez4589
    @edgardogonzalez4589 4 роки тому +4

    Bill Burrr is the shizzzznitt !
    Evidently moms have a tough life..
    ...f'n hilarious ....realist..
    ..tell it like it is Bill
    This grilled cheese is for you.

  • @chrislee5037
    @chrislee5037 4 роки тому +12

    "Stupid little flippers" .. 😁😁😁

  • @brenden9758
    @brenden9758 4 роки тому +2

    The Steve Jobs bit killed me.

  • @AiNEntertainment101
    @AiNEntertainment101 5 років тому +34

    ...I probably love him more than I should - but I do. 🙈😅

    • @jamesmappy4363
      @jamesmappy4363 4 роки тому

      Bill is such a stud it is totally unbelievable......wow...just...wow!!!!

    • @lilkr8844
      @lilkr8844 4 роки тому

      Im guilty of that🙄love him 80's child totally get him🤣

  • @cy1041
    @cy1041 3 роки тому

    'There's something hilarious about abandoning your family'
    😂😂😂

  • @johnnyjoey
    @johnnyjoey 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine inviting somebody to your home and then treating like a leper! Stephen Colbert doesn’t have to imagine that!

  • @the3xtr3mist
    @the3xtr3mist 4 роки тому +14

    pause at 14:32 . conan thinks this guy is right but I shouldn't laugh lol

  • @Box-yg8qm
    @Box-yg8qm 4 роки тому

    Bill burr, yes.

  • @mohamedbensaid2258
    @mohamedbensaid2258 4 роки тому +6

    They heard you and won't give you charger

  • @storrmarcelo
    @storrmarcelo 4 роки тому +2

    DVDs into DVD players

  • @bbtank3000
    @bbtank3000 3 роки тому

    It's always unnerving when the audience gets quiet and offended over things like bugging their homes with an Alexa. Like they're thinking: "What? We're not bugging our homes with a device that listens to us 24/7. That's crazy."

  • @deanlynch3759
    @deanlynch3759 4 роки тому +2

    Love it all but being from australia I can only go back to whoever came or was sent here 5-7 generations ago and I fell like I have no cultural identity. it's diverse here and that's exactly why I wish I knew where my ancestors came from and how they lived.

  • @trevscribbles
    @trevscribbles 3 роки тому

    Colbert is much better as a guest. You could literally feel his tension when he thought Burr was about to say something controversial. Conan on the other hand is a fucking pro!

  • @Ryoufriggingserious
    @Ryoufriggingserious 4 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @marklupo3441
    @marklupo3441 4 роки тому +17

    Stephen Colbert is horrible.

    • @gwarlow
      @gwarlow 4 роки тому +3

      Have you seen his interview with president Obama? It will make you barf.

  • @ShaneShane813
    @ShaneShane813 4 роки тому

    Dear Conan O'Brien,.... Try not to fake laugh at things ,... You are A fun guy and your red hair has grown on me . shane

  • @turdferguson353
    @turdferguson353 4 роки тому +9

    Ever since Colbert left comedy Central he's not even a little bit funny anymore

    • @KantMods
      @KantMods 4 роки тому +1

      That moment when you are watching bill burr in the quadrillion of videos on UA-cam strolling through the comments and see out of the many comments...a fellow cableguy of the past

  • @wfvesely
    @wfvesely 4 роки тому +5

    Every time I see Conan with that hair wha up in the air I have to think he’s trying to outdo Ace Ventura pet Detective. I understand the reasoning behind the Ace Ventura hairdo but why does Conan comb his hair to look so stupid

  • @Gtfoots
    @Gtfoots 4 роки тому

    It is a shame he has to explain this simple SHIT to the masses......

  • @George72632
    @George72632 4 роки тому +1

    But that’s what steve jobs was, a visionary. He’s responsible for how everything looks, physically as well as the UI. The only reason he bought pixar was so that they can help him make the UI appealing. He is a true visionary. Not to mention a great leader, he saved apple from bankruptcy in the late 90’s when he came back to run the company.

  • @oneclick8438
    @oneclick8438 4 роки тому +2

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  • @JasenHazu
    @JasenHazu 5 років тому +24

    A Dislike...really?!?!? must be a dem

    • @TVmaniac947
      @TVmaniac947 5 років тому +8

      JasenHazu Bill is a dem

    • @kayne80
      @kayne80 4 роки тому

      Your moms a Dem..

    • @heemdoctah
      @heemdoctah 4 роки тому +6

      Bill Burr is a leftist

    • @arcangle7444
      @arcangle7444 4 роки тому +8

      Bill is libertarian... There is a difference between left and that.

    • @halfassedplay
      @halfassedplay 4 роки тому

      or a feminist.

  • @riyamehta6004
    @riyamehta6004 4 роки тому +4

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