@@chanty2192my grandma used to serve Rush Limbaugh when she was a waitress in Sacramento and his first radio job was next door to the steakhouse she worked at and she said he would flirt with her and the other waitresses and rush would catcall them and my grandma acts like she hated him and was annoyed by his flirting but you can tell she actually had a crush on young rush Limbaugh and I’m sure she would have dated him if he asked her but she fronts like she couldn’t stand serving him she is a slightly younger boomer than Rush was
I get up in the middle of the night on a Wednesday and find out Tim does an extra hour this week because Putin killed another guy. I fucking love this guy.
If you actually listened to the episode he makes a satirical inference that that is juvenile and innocent compared to what America is experiencing on the psychological warfare front.
Hi Tim, I just began getting into UA-cam the past 5 months. I stumbled across Joe Rogan and I really LOVED you and Theo so much I thought I'd look you up, for me that's a big deal. I'm pretty selective as I don't like clutter on my UA-cam lol. You are hilarious & unfortunately I just missed your visit to Detroit,MI. But next time I plan on seeing your show!!! You have filled my days with REAL laugh out louds, constant smiles & something to look forward to as I haven't finished all your videos yet. THANK YOU, the gift of laughter is heaven sent. YOU ROCK and are incredibly gifted!! LOVE YOUR SHOW OMG
Here I am....stressing about my Eastern European life, inflation , life being a bowl of pain and patience .....and then I see this, instantly a better day ....
Trust me you have it worse than us buddy. But still better. The finer qualities of life vs the materialistic ones. Like Tim said back in his office rant, you have to really appreciate the mundane. I don’t know if ppl really understand what that means until the really become aware of the instability that is American post modernism. There was once a time where none of that mattered. The only thing that mattered was the coworker that you hated. That coworker that you at your coworkers friends jokingly made a solid plan at lunch to kill that coworker. The feeling is even more immense of you don’t reside in America and don’t even have to deal with our version of that. So Maybe still living in a Soviet bloc apartment now is not so bad so long it is not located Ukraine and a fair target for a nicely placed missile. So like Kamala I say “Don’t come. Do not come”. If you’d like to contribute to the world, make and post those Eastern Europe artic city edits on instagram. Those are fire. It makes me want to sell my mansion and go there because America had finally turned to lava and or the cia is looking for me even though the White House was turned into a migrant shelter for china. 🇨🇳
The California Rant is one for the ages. I’m just up at 4:44 am for no reason absolutely high out my mind and Timmothy Dillon is telling me that this is really my chance to buy his house and start my dream GTA Los Santos life in California. I’m sure Los Angeles will have a beautiful view when World War Z and the fall of society happen at once. And to my future self who will be eating a cold guacamole burrito watching it all unfold in my beautiful landslide mansion that I was suckered into buying …..We wish him well.
Right there with you brother, Just patiently waiting for this horrible merry-go-round to end... hope you can make the best of your day off man. I did the same thing yesterday.
This is the best episode. My favorite used to be the Aunt Kathleen episode but now it’s this one. Well done Tim! I have no friends and that’s too much! 👺
I couldnt listen to this earlier cause my upstairs junkie neighbors were beating each other like pinatas and I cant take so much entertainment at once.
I'm old enough to remember when you had to make dry boring news stupider for comedy. Dillon was the genius that figured you have to make stupid modern news more serious to hit comedy gold.
I just hit a button and now it's Jordan Peterson if only that mother f***** could get a voice actor he sounds like some dangered bird species sounding out some quailing mating call
Watching Tim figure out a positive bit for bone smashing in real time was amazing. He paused, then he nailed it out of the park with one of the funniest jokes in the episode.
Tim is the employee who’s late sometimes but his uncle is friends with the manager and saw said manager hit someone with their car a while back so he’ll never get fired
26:19 "That is difficult. They are all online and getting instant feedback about themselves." That is the best part about the internet. It is a very illuminating experience to see everybody say what they really want to say, from behind a screen.
Success depends on the actions or steps you take to achieve it. Building wealth involves developing good habits, such as regularly setting aside money for sound investments...
Did someone just mention Mr Ricky!? Damn! You just made my day; what a coincidence.. I've worked with him for over 2years and I can tell how good he is
Tim you are truly amazing. Thankful i got to see you in Boston and for anyone that has the chance to see this man do yourself a fucking favor and treat yourself. Best time i’ll ever have we love you man
Oh I love when they do that. "Look how great we're doing: now televisions are $12, so you can watch the fall of society in 8k.... Your grandfather couldn't even imagine that level of wealth " 😅
On your point at the end of the video, you had me fooled, the videos are great. Thank you for your constant videos which have such a positive vibe. You’re not trying to scare people, just going through what you see with the weather. I wish more people on UA-cam had the same starting point - we’d be in a much better place.
What a privilege and pleasure it must be the Producer of this show. You get to just enjoy Tim ranting to you 1 on 1 and try not to roll on the floor laughing the whole time.
Discovered your show a month ago & I really needed this type of content! You’re the man! Keep it up, Tim! Won’t be surprised to hear that you’re not coming back & will be joining the royal family soon…
Tim uploads an hour of yelling at midnight and then sleeps like a baby, a true American. 🇺🇸
Its his Melatonin
@@Bob-ir4lrthat, with a side of life in the big city
It's the American way
2 real
And I get yelled at for an hour by Tim and then sleep like a baby.
Tim looks like a DJ for a kids Birthday Party😂
Hahaha
That is hilarious
and the bangers are NOT stopping
@@punished_gooner"Janet, the kids all left about 3 hours ago but hes still out there like a maniac"
He is lol
One of the rare comedians out there who says whatever the fuck he wants without zero fucks given. You love to see it.
The politics are obviously different but he's this generations Rush Limbaugh. The inflections are so similar.
And we wish him the best
@@chanty2192my grandma used to serve Rush Limbaugh when she was a waitress in Sacramento and his first radio job was next door to the steakhouse she worked at and she said he would flirt with her and the other waitresses and rush would catcall them and my grandma acts like she hated him and was annoyed by his flirting but you can tell she actually had a crush on young rush Limbaugh and I’m sure she would have dated him if he asked her but she fronts like she couldn’t stand serving him she is a slightly younger boomer than Rush was
I'm not a tim historian has he ever mentioned opie and anthony or my favorite ronnie and big cat?
I mean God bless
I am seriously considering bringing a sign at the Royal Albert Hall that reads “we wish Princess Diana well” 🇬🇧
@@dcsc1 It is very ironic, now, that one of her most common shortnames used was Princess Di.
PLEASE DO HOLYFFFUCKK DO IT
Please do
systbal jerk lark 75 94
Nah but it's a good thought
Better late than never. I appreciate my slop.
Enjoy thy slops piggy you’re almost ripe for the harvest
A one hour live stream I do this x3 a day cmon
@@EUCvibeswho the fuck are you tho?
And slop it is, tim getting a bit lazy these days. might go to dublin to see him.
@amandadean callback from way way back 😍 chinese bats and russian bots!!
I get up in the middle of the night on a Wednesday and find out Tim does an extra hour this week because Putin killed another guy.
I fucking love this guy.
There's a green pill now? I take 2 blue pills in the morning. 3 red pills at lunch. A white pill at dinner. And 5 black pills before bed.
Putin is a lovable guy
If you actually listened to the episode he makes a satirical inference that that is juvenile and innocent compared to what America is experiencing on the psychological warfare front.
@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns hello fellow doomer-dreamer...Droomer?
The same thing happened to me, watching this at 3:40am right now.
A little late...but that's life in the big city...
It's a real knife fight out there right now
Who cares
I swear Tim has the greatest sarcastic voice in comedy.
His framing of the words "kinda" or "never" just makes you giggle already.
Could be
I love when he says “isn’t that ODD?” He has perfect delivery
Hi Tim, I just began getting into UA-cam the past 5 months. I stumbled across Joe Rogan and I really LOVED you and Theo so much I thought I'd look you up, for me that's a big deal. I'm pretty selective as I don't like clutter on my UA-cam lol. You are hilarious & unfortunately I just missed your visit to Detroit,MI. But next time I plan on seeing your show!!! You have filled my days with REAL laugh out louds, constant smiles & something to look forward to as I haven't finished all your videos yet. THANK YOU, the gift of laughter is heaven sent. YOU ROCK and are incredibly gifted!! LOVE YOUR SHOW OMG
What a sweet thing to say. I agree. He reminds me of my best friend in the whole world ❤
Tim helped me raise my credit from 780 to 415! I'm in tears...blessed
Fake Business is going well for you! Very good.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Tim Dillon Show
Thanks Ramy
As a 2020 hs grad that literally didn’t even get a drive-through prom. Thank you Tim Dillon.
Same here bro
When Noa Tishby said thoughout history Jews haven't had a lot of money, I choked with laughter.
😊 I feel I can't live without Tim
He feels the same way
Not now that he's in it......... Taking it away would kill me
Trinidad and Tobago loves your show tim
53:25 “Does everyone remember the woman I had on my show? Noa Tishby?”
No, Tim! We forgot! Please remind us 😂
Here I am....stressing about my Eastern European life, inflation , life being a bowl of pain and patience .....and then I see this, instantly a better day ....
Same here, western european style, same shit though
Here I sit, broken-hearted, came to shit, but only farted. 😢
Life in the big city
@@TheMelonFarmers123 it's a real knife fight out there
Trust me you have it worse than us buddy. But still better. The finer qualities of life vs the materialistic ones. Like Tim said back in his office rant, you have to really appreciate the mundane. I don’t know if ppl really understand what that means until the really become aware of the instability that is American post modernism. There was once a time where none of that mattered. The only thing that mattered was the coworker that you hated. That coworker that you at your coworkers friends jokingly made a solid plan at lunch to kill that coworker. The feeling is even more immense of you don’t reside in America and don’t even have to deal with our version of that. So Maybe still living in a Soviet bloc apartment now is not so bad so long it is not located Ukraine and a fair target for a nicely placed missile. So like Kamala I say “Don’t come. Do not come”.
If you’d like to contribute to the world, make and post those Eastern Europe artic city edits on instagram. Those are fire. It makes me want to sell my mansion and go there because America had finally turned to lava and or the cia is looking for me even though the White House was turned into a migrant shelter for china. 🇨🇳
This was beautiful. Tim's rants on hypocritical politicians and policy are comedy gold. Free Assange
I agree
WikiFeet 4 Life!
Snowball to....oh he's in Russia
Free Assange! ✊🏾
Tim was in full flow state this episode. Killer episode
If he sings less than 10 mins in, you know he's in the zone.
The Tim Dillon Show airs every Wednesday at 11:32PM PST
2:32 am EST 😂
The California Rant is one for the ages. I’m just up at 4:44 am for no reason absolutely high out my mind and Timmothy Dillon is telling me that this is really my chance to buy his house and start my dream GTA Los Santos life in California. I’m sure Los Angeles will have a beautiful view when World War Z and the fall of society happen at once. And to my future self who will be eating a cold guacamole burrito watching it all unfold in my beautiful landslide mansion that I was suckered into buying …..We wish him well.
we wish him well
“Watching it all
Unfold in my landslide mansion “😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dude get high at 10pm
I was about to call it a night. Then this notification hits. Let's fuckin go!
And they say there’s no Jehovah
@@barrymccockiner3964lma fucking o
Helsinki is very close to Saint Petersburg. You should come by
Why
Because, Putin wants a show, so you better do it or else... You know, windows or something.
Called off work for tomorrow morning. This life blows! Thanks for the upload Tim!
Take it easy man.
Calling into work is great. Enjoy your day!
Get a job you won't call off. Life suck when you don't have money. It's good when you do. Period.
Right there with you brother, Just patiently waiting for this horrible merry-go-round to end... hope you can make the best of your day off man. I did the same thing yesterday.
Wish you well 🏌
6.25am Friday in New Zealand and I just spent 15 mins chasing a sheep then 10mins shagging it's wool. Bring on TD and the Weekend
That's alot of chasing just to fuck its wool.
People believe julian assange is a time traveling psy op before they believe he is actually being tortured
Navalny ate pasta in Glasgow. Coincidence? we wish him well.
This is the best episode. My favorite used to be the Aunt Kathleen episode but now it’s this one. Well done Tim! I have no friends and that’s too much! 👺
The Kathleen one was and still is my fav. Its also the first TD podcast I ever listened to its a classic
If that's you in the profile pic, you have plenty of "friends" whether you know it or not
Lady, this is not the best episode. But we wish you well. Now, watch this drive: ⛳️🏌🏼♂️
Love you Tim. Thank you for talking about Assange.
Free julian Assange
My father killed my mother and this show is my only way of coping with that unfortunate factoid
Lol
We wish her well
Shes smiling from her cloud house
thoughts and prayers. justice for Navalny.
@@Diffussy this is basically the only thing you can say to that in a Tim Dillon comment section.
I couldnt listen to this earlier cause my upstairs junkie neighbors were beating each other like pinatas and I cant take so much entertainment at once.
On vacation in Dubai and this is my highlight. Life in the big city
don't get shidded on
Tim I have to work tomorrow!
Lord we needed this
Lettt’s Goooo Tim Dillon Putting Out Those Heaters Once Again! ☄️
Whatever this release schedule is I’m here for it. Thank you, Timothy for gracing us with this early morning screed.
I'm old enough to remember when you had to make dry boring news stupider for comedy. Dillon was the genius that figured you have to make stupid modern news more serious to hit comedy gold.
When they zig, you zag.
Though the world may be treacherous, Tims glorious light shines through. I wish em well and anyone who reads this as well.
WISH YOU WELL BRO
Doomerism
Thank you for covering Assange. As an American I fucking hate the US government
Tim’s Morgan and Morgan adverts are the only ads I will never skip
*Praise God.* We needed this right now.
I'm feeling some Wackadoo manic attack and this is working I did in fact possibly need this right now I have no idea
I just hit a button and now it's Jordan Peterson if only that mother f***** could get a voice actor he sounds like some dangered bird species sounding out some quailing mating call
@@GDMFSOBlarg Throw on some old School Tim & Ray episodes whenever you're feeling down. It'll set the mood right. 😉
@@GDMFSOBlargTim Dillon having a manic episode right along with you really does help with it
@@cecilyerker it's the full moon I tell you
From South Africa Tim!!!!!! You're a legend!!! I'm subscribing to your Patreon at the end of this month!!
yeah... big man took his whole studio with him huh? 😂
Thank you for your international lawyers! Big ups SA!!
Subscribe now!
Also from South Africa love this pig
We wish you well.
Watching Tim figure out a positive bit for bone smashing in real time was amazing. He paused, then he nailed it out of the park with one of the funniest jokes in the episode.
Tim Dillon a year ago: burn nature to the ground it's pointless!!!
Tim Dillon selling his home: we are part of the earth
Never stop Tim. Absolute legend. Love from Aus 🇦🇺 Free Alexei Navalny
LOL that hamas zinger set me off!! Thank YOU TIM!!
The guy who did the Gladiator soundtrack?
Love the schedule Tim keeps. Chaos🤟
Tim is the employee who’s late sometimes but his uncle is friends with the manager and saw said manager hit someone with their car a while back so he’ll never get fired
26:19 "That is difficult. They are all online and getting instant feedback about themselves." That is the best part about the internet. It is a very illuminating experience to see everybody say what they really want to say, from behind a screen.
TIM DILLON HAS A DIVERSE AUDIENCE
"Hold on...I'm thinking about the historical precedence for this..." Entire episode in prime form.
Unparalleled wit
I laughed so hard at that part, especially after seeing the news clip
Tim’s the type of guy to eat a cheeseburger for breakfast
ooh edgy
@@nab-88hit home big guy?
@@BigShaneGillis you should do this in one of your little skits
I don't see what's wrong with that. But then again, I'm fat.
@Berdymadafakas Sneed 🤣👎✡️
Oh what a blessing
Success depends on the actions or steps you take to achieve it. Building wealth involves developing good habits, such as regularly setting aside money for sound investments...
I'm in a similar situation where should I look to increase income? Do you have any advice? What did you do ? Thank you
Did someone just mention Mr Ricky!? Damn! You just made my day; what a coincidence.. I've worked with him for over 2years and I can tell how good he is
No doubts, this Ricky Wen must be an icon; how good is he and how safe is "profit making" with him.?
That's interesting, any way to connect with him? I have to get started.
Thanks for the info. I'll reach out to him immediately
Finally some actual news while I sit on the toilet and anticipate the days magic..
im 40 weeks pregnant with horrible back pain and bad mood. thanks for the laughs 😬
You only have yourself to blame, next time say no to the white stuff.
We wish you well
One day you'll get to embarrass the little goober and I'm sure it'll all be worth it. Godspeed
You da man Tim thank you
A real return to form, god bless you shouty man.
Tim you are truly amazing. Thankful i got to see you in Boston and for anyone that has the chance to see this man do yourself a fucking favor and treat yourself. Best time i’ll ever have we love you man
Hello to all my night shift vampires!!! Thanks for the late night upload!!
Indeed you've chosen death. How fortune
Witching hour soon approaching...
The horror
Night time is the right time.
-R. Ramirez
Tim how are you only funny all the time? Just literal heaters every week, all killer no filler
Stimulant drugs
Thank you for the drop!!
Hearing him talk about Los Angeles makes me feel so much better about living in vietnam
a mother cyberbullying her own daughter to toughen her up is absolutely hysterical. awful, but hilarious nonetheless
Funny how that lady confuses a lack of electronic refrigerators in the 1300s with poverty
Oh I love when they do that. "Look how great we're doing: now televisions are $12, so you can watch the fall of society in 8k.... Your grandfather couldn't even imagine that level of wealth " 😅
Can't believe Putin was at the show!
"we would never do that... never ever..." 😂
I still remember Obama saying that his government would support whistleblowers. Yeah sure.
is the Bentley ok?
I love you Tim
The comedic version of info wars😂😂😂 amazing!
On your point at the end of the video, you had me fooled, the videos are great. Thank you for your constant videos which have such a positive vibe. You’re not trying to scare people, just going through what you see with the weather. I wish more people on UA-cam had the same starting point - we’d be in a much better place.
Jesus has risen again 🔥
Oooo released at the witching hour
Just posted a reply to someone else bout that
FREE ASSANGE!
Free Epstein!
I love listening to you Tim Dillon. Your irreverence delights us all!
Free Julian Assange
He's free
What a privilege and pleasure it must be the Producer of this show. You get to just enjoy Tim ranting to you 1 on 1 and try not to roll on the floor laughing the whole time.
Anyone notice tim has fallen off? Just kind of rambling
I'll contribute $1000 to buying Tim's house with the express purpose of turning it into a museum of gay Republicans both confirmed and speculative
I look forward to this every week it makes my work night not much easier
7:34, thank you for not feeling forced to say things in other languages.
Tim, this is pure gold. Never stop ranting.
I just ate two Fillet O Fish sandwiches while listening to this and feel great.
Needed my dose on weekly Tim yo
I can’t sleep, so I won’t. Oh well. Praise our lizard overlords. Hazaaaa!!
A Mom bullying her daughter online and then making her believe it’s her classmates doing it is so savage 😂
Was laughing my ass off and it struck me this is the new Daily Show. This is how I get my news
America would NEVER DARE MURDER SOMEONE IN PRISON. Russia will be held to account!
Tim Dillon has become my drug of choice. When I’m Jonesing, at least I have Alex.
Tim Dillon is gay Alex Jones on Xanax, the frigging frogs turned him gay 🐸
Grats for hosting SNL this weekend! And they said it could never happen 👏👏👏👏
Had the pause the video and leave the comment that Tim Dillon is rising in my ranks a funny people and I'm loving every minute of it
This is a true classic already, thank you Tim.
Dublin! A bunch of donkeys over there! Have fun, Tim! Thank you as always.
I care about Julian to the point that i dont want to bring up his last name.
Its hard being a hero, but someone has to step up!
Discovered your show a month ago & I really needed this type of content! You’re the man! Keep it up, Tim! Won’t be surprised to hear that you’re not coming back & will be joining the royal family soon…
Hilarious, lol. I hope you get to attend his tour in UK. I just discovered him too! He's brilliant & just what I needed in my life.
Welcome home!
About FUCKING time Dillon.
Tim Dillon is one of the greatest minds of all time.
2:30 am posts r dope
One of the most reliable and entertaining news outlets.
great episode boys. this is my new favourite pod