17 Minutes Of Comedians Talking About Marriage

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  • Are you married? Well these comedians tell us what it's like. From being married, having married friends to the perfect marriage advice. Can you relate?
    Comedian Lineup -
    Tracy Morgan: Staying Alive,
    Chris Rock: Tamborine Extended Cut,
    Katt Williams: Great America,
    Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas,
    Mike Birbiglia: My Girlfriend's Boyfriend,
    Jen Kirkman: I'm Gonna Die Alone,
    Christina P: Mother Inferior,
    Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife,
    Ray Romano: Right Here, Around The Corner,
    Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millenial,
    Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours To Kill,
    Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid
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  • @GiantGeekGuy
    @GiantGeekGuy 3 роки тому +1374

    It's kinda weird listening to Marty from Madagascar, Manny from Ice Age, and Barry from Bee Movie talking about marriage. 😂

  • @P8860
    @P8860 3 роки тому +2395

    Chris Rock doesn't tell jokes. He preaches a sermon 💯

    • @firstnamelastname1715
      @firstnamelastname1715 3 роки тому +46

      Comedy comes from pain in someone's life. Those are funny jokes or stories that make us laugh

    • @omoakinkayode9455
      @omoakinkayode9455 3 роки тому +29

      Well, his sermon cracked ribs.

    • @robertnegron9706
      @robertnegron9706 3 роки тому +13

      Saw him live at the Comic Strip in the upper east side back in the 90’s. He just dropped in trying new stuff. I was on a date and what he said about dating was spot on. Funniest chit I heard. I think it was after new Jack city.

    • @189hosp6
      @189hosp6 3 роки тому +2

      @@robertnegron9706 Those were the days...

    • @lioneljoseduterte4847
      @lioneljoseduterte4847 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/h832QdauaCQ/v-deo.html

  • @219nab1
    @219nab1 3 роки тому +667

    DAVE CHAPPELL: You start out loving each other then 2 years later your building a case on one another for a hypothetical court date...so freaking true 👍 💯

    • @jasmainjasmain2906
      @jasmainjasmain2906 2 роки тому +3

      And thank goodness I did 😂

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 2 роки тому +4

      He is a comedic genius. No physical comedy needed, he outgrew his funny vouce and doesn't need to do High "freakout" tone of voice to get points across. You know how some comedians delivery is so off point that they use loud voices or gestures to say "Hey, it's the punchline"
      Dave can make almost anything on the planet funny.

    • @SeyvenRoses
      @SeyvenRoses 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @nacarreira777
      @nacarreira777 2 роки тому +3

      He was spot on about marriage being a bad contract you should never sign.

    • @jayak8217
      @jayak8217 Рік тому +2

      Literally Amber Heard and Johnny Depp lol

  • @lillm5774
    @lillm5774 3 роки тому +157

    "Laura, I don't even know if you know what an airport is..." 😂😂
    Good one Nate Bargatze

    • @wsjuno
      @wsjuno 2 роки тому +2

      Oh so true 🤣

  • @Haveyoueverbeenswallowed
    @Haveyoueverbeenswallowed 3 роки тому +373

    Whenever Chris rock talks, I visualize a scene from “Everybody hates Chris” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he literally just did stand up comedy jokes as the main narrator on the show, what a fucking guy 🤣

    • @rantallaboutit
      @rantallaboutit 3 роки тому +3

      Same.

    • @adams9586
      @adams9586 2 роки тому +5

      "Mom, Chris got hit by a car!" "I'll get the robitussin"

  • @NewMaite
    @NewMaite 2 роки тому +548

    Chris and Katt are right, once the intimacy goes, so does the marriage. Just roommates at that point.

    • @tylerm993
      @tylerm993 2 роки тому +24

      That's the problem bro, intimacy will always dwindle. It's inevitable. I stay single since my divorce on purpose & I actually lose intimacy for each new chick within the first couple weeks. Sorry just being honest

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 2 роки тому +3

      Why you marry your best friend

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 2 роки тому +25

      @@tylerm993 That makes me sad for you not them

    • @fredstriker2042
      @fredstriker2042 2 роки тому +3

      @@shannond7437 why?

    • @fredstriker2042
      @fredstriker2042 2 роки тому +7

      @@tylerm993 Finding true connection, and intimacy with today's ran through modern women is basically impossible. They have lost the ability to pair bond. Sure There's always a unicorn out there somewhere, but from a critical thinking Position no man should ever get married. The risks versus the rewards rewards are So ridiculously unfair and unbalanced

  • @VonFels
    @VonFels 3 роки тому +153

    Imagine going to a couples therapist and getting this advice straight up. Might reduce the divorce rates mentioned in the one clip.

    • @shawnlouis7716
      @shawnlouis7716 2 роки тому +12

      Wife: "I and my husband have been experiencing some financial issues and would like some advice on how to proceed forward to solving this problem together as a couple"
      Therapist: "you gats to fuck!"
      Couple: "thank you for the advice"

  • @kondekinoe9337
    @kondekinoe9337 2 роки тому +48

    2:42 The dude wearing black was so happy to hear that joke. He was enjoying his life that day😂😂😂. It's nice to see that.

  • @MimiMoments
    @MimiMoments 2 роки тому +362

    My husband recently told me, “one of the things I am most proud of as a husband is that I’ve taught you think more strategically.” Idk why I was so shocked but also made me very happy. I’m very go with the flow and he has helped me think even further ahead. I didn’t know it was intentional on his part. He still doesn’t know where most things are but so far so good. So very good.

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 2 роки тому +22

      Helped my wife think things through more logically and strategically as well. Glad to know others do the same for their spouses. Best of my blessings to y’all.

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 2 роки тому +6

      Wow, your experience is the complete opposite of mine, and even though I've been divorced since the year 2000, I'm still pissed off and in utter disbelief that I was ever dumb enough to get married....I mean, I deployed twice to Iraq and once to Afghanistan after I enlisted because of 9/11, and I honestly think I would rather deploy a fourth time if I had to choose between deploying and getting married again....

    • @Utriedit215
      @Utriedit215 2 роки тому +17

      Sounds like your husband is a manipulator I wonder what else he's been training you without your knowledge about I will be watching him very closely if I was you

    • @Utriedit215
      @Utriedit215 2 роки тому +1

      @@branon6565 getting married while in-service is like a 80% chance your marriage is going to fail cuz 60% of them get with you just for benefits

    • @tylerm993
      @tylerm993 2 роки тому +4

      @@Utriedit215 I like your first comment, but military or not it's the same story. I'm sorry but marriage is just not worth it. Way too risky. And yes I'm divorced and have learned my lesson lol

  • @johnstewart4209
    @johnstewart4209 3 роки тому +201

    As a married man, this hits home so much.

    • @fredstriker2042
      @fredstriker2042 2 роки тому +5

      Once the inevitable divorce comes don't ever do it again.. And you will be happier and healthier than you've ever been in your life

    • @beefortebrea9386
      @beefortebrea9386 2 роки тому +10

      @@fredstriker2042 hey look a random guy for some reason wishing this man gets a divorce and never remarries

    • @Batman-ro3mk
      @Batman-ro3mk 2 роки тому

      @@fredstriker2042 whatever makes your single ass sleep at night man!

    • @lordbasketboi9998
      @lordbasketboi9998 2 роки тому +1

      @@beefortebrea9386 I mean it is a coin toss

    • @yeetmcyeet3120
      @yeetmcyeet3120 Рік тому

      @@beefortebrea9386 Incels lol

  • @ebitoro4590
    @ebitoro4590 2 роки тому +194

    They need to put John Mulaney's "Why marry the cow?" segment to make me feel a little positive about marriage 😭😭

    • @rite2bcreative
      @rite2bcreative 2 роки тому +32

      Except he got divorced I think

    • @ebitoro4590
      @ebitoro4590 2 роки тому +8

      @@rite2bcreative Well, shit.

    • @korean6706
      @korean6706 2 роки тому +24

      Update:He bought a new cow, and impregnated that one.

    • @308AlYsSa0034
      @308AlYsSa0034 Рік тому

      ​@@korean6706 just the weirdest fuckin plot twist none of us seen coming lmao

    • @alexanderthegreat1270
      @alexanderthegreat1270 Рік тому +1

      @@308AlYsSa0034 It’s very strange. The truth is, he’s an addict. He relapsed and fell into a backslide recovery relationship. I feel for the guy cause I reckon he wants to come out and say, “I got stuck in a bit of a shit situation” but if he does, his son is gonna grow up with that “problem” label for his entire life. Olivia Munn also strikes me as incredibly weird, she seemed to latch onto her title as an “It Girl” and I get the sense she lept at the opportunity to lock him in.
      However, at the end of the day, he cheated on his wife and made his own bed. So now, all of us fans have to reconsider our feelings about him while he and Olivia roleplay this weird “Loving parent” charade online cause neither one wants to be the one to come out and just talk facts. I reckon they’ll stay together until he’s a young kid and then eventually divorce

  • @TB_Finance
    @TB_Finance 3 роки тому +2083

    Ali wong is a different type of woman lol

    • @jaydirt2006
      @jaydirt2006 3 роки тому +52

      Ya a not funny 1

    • @buzzybee186
      @buzzybee186 3 роки тому +98

      She seemed pretty hardcore about it. Sis was serious

    • @loridrblake9770
      @loridrblake9770 3 роки тому +226

      Love Ali Wong! Woot! She does have an angry delivery, but her jokes are tight! She's got a stage persona, she's not like that IRL. That's her thing. She's brilliant!

    • @frankflynn9159
      @frankflynn9159 3 роки тому

      I
      L

    • @MelissaCharlene1
      @MelissaCharlene1 3 роки тому +13

      Haha! She is 🤗

  • @livylu6287
    @livylu6287 3 роки тому +212

    I guess that’s why I actually have a great marriage!! My husband and I actually do or don’t does all the stuff that they told us that we should or shouldn’t do. I’m pretty proud, LOL.

    • @firstnamelastname1715
      @firstnamelastname1715 3 роки тому +5

      Yup.hes cheating.lol
      A happy husband is a cheater.

    • @kaylapena8516
      @kaylapena8516 3 роки тому +78

      @@firstnamelastname1715 can you just let her be happy and not make her overthink just cause you’re insecure in your relationships

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 2 роки тому +8

      @@firstnamelastname1715 So you suggest keeping your husband unhappy? Lol dumbass

    • @firstnamelastname1715
      @firstnamelastname1715 2 роки тому +1

      @@kaylapena8516 I guess the stereotype that woman can't get a joke from a mile away is true.

    • @tinockovietea2470
      @tinockovietea2470 2 роки тому +1

      Beavis: She just said they like to do it. Heh heh heh. Butthead: And they do ALL the stuff. Heh heh heh heh.

  • @mukisajoshua3596
    @mukisajoshua3596 3 роки тому +324

    Katt Williams doesn't even need to talk to make u laugh his a whole level of funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marspluto5463
    @marspluto5463 3 роки тому +102

    The last bit is too relatable

    • @alikaandrade3435
      @alikaandrade3435 3 роки тому +4

      My gf does the exact same thing. Drives me nuts lol

    • @marspluto5463
      @marspluto5463 3 роки тому

      @@alikaandrade3435my ex used to do the same. The conversation trying to explain to her how it was not okay always ends up in a fight

    • @michikomanalang6733
      @michikomanalang6733 3 роки тому +3

      WHY are people like that!!! i got friends who answer yes or no questions with someone else's biography

    • @briodundada6427
      @briodundada6427 3 роки тому +2

      Who is the last guy?

    • @sorrystilltrying5062
      @sorrystilltrying5062 3 роки тому +3

      @@briodundada6427 Nate Bargatze

  • @mgtow6683
    @mgtow6683 2 роки тому +1293

    Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house".

    • @daxvictor7526
      @daxvictor7526 2 роки тому +1

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    • @daxvictor7526
      @daxvictor7526 2 роки тому +1

      @Jaziel Sage thank you, signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there =) Appreciate it!

    • @jazielsage845
      @jazielsage845 2 роки тому

      @Dax Victor glad I could help =)

    • @jpz7850
      @jpz7850 2 роки тому +1

      Too funny

    • @wheezesinsilence4486
      @wheezesinsilence4486 2 роки тому

      Bahahhahaha

  • @allans7281
    @allans7281 2 роки тому +115

    Chris rock is so hilarious just amazing material n delivery

  • @gamby16a
    @gamby16a 3 роки тому +71

    It's scary how accurate so much of this is. I'm 18 years in, BTW.
    Nate's resentment is palpable. Wow.

    • @gamby16a
      @gamby16a 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrMrvin27 I meant I've been married for 18 years. Way too late for me 😄

    • @wtfdtreats
      @wtfdtreats Рік тому +1

      '18 years in' yall married men dont even hear yall selves lmao, shit just sounds like a prison sentence.
      Condolences

    • @Traderderaa
      @Traderderaa Рік тому

      ​@@wtfdtreats 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Traderderaa
      @Traderderaa Рік тому +2

      ​@@gamby16a don't let them spook you

  • @MattKittredge2112
    @MattKittredge2112 3 роки тому +66

    Seeing that quote in front of Jerry Seinfeld, as he’s making that face in the thumbnail, is just amazing 🤣

  • @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254
    @barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 3 роки тому +47

    That last guy was really funny

    • @Fredexide
      @Fredexide 3 роки тому

      Noon 😂😂😂😂

  • @sebastiaosalgado1979
    @sebastiaosalgado1979 2 роки тому +94

    "Dick for dishes" LOL He's the funniest!

  • @disturbedrebirth
    @disturbedrebirth 3 роки тому +139

    My wife is the worst with a GPS. She'll say "Go that way". I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm driving, which way is that way?

    • @romaneros4583
      @romaneros4583 3 роки тому +12

      Mine does that and random gasps without explaining why. Car coming at us? A child chasing a ball? Someone changing lanes? She remembered she forgot to lock the door. I dont know but she thinks her gasp is gonna help the situation.

    • @Samy-vh1xi
      @Samy-vh1xi 3 роки тому +6

      I know this is kinda different but I’m 18 and learning to drive in the UK with my dad and he does the exact same thing! We’ll be approaching a roundabout and he’ll be like “you need to be in that lane” and I’m like “I’M 5 METRES FROM THE ROUNDABOUT WHICH LANE IS THAT LANE?!?!!!!??”

    • @romaneros4583
      @romaneros4583 3 роки тому

      @@Samy-vh1xi I speak from experience. Your dad is nervous but trust him. You will be fine.

    • @Samy-vh1xi
      @Samy-vh1xi 2 роки тому +1

      @@romaneros4583 thank you :)

    • @romaneros4583
      @romaneros4583 2 роки тому +1

      @@Samy-vh1xi did you get your driver's license?

  • @Lusciousmook9091
    @Lusciousmook9091 2 роки тому +16

    That last guy was hilarious 😂

  • @nonovyobiznez3735
    @nonovyobiznez3735 2 роки тому +17

    The last guy wasn't even telling a joke. He usually sit in my living room writing his bits.

  • @destinytapia8759
    @destinytapia8759 Рік тому +8

    What's funny about what Chris Rock is saying, it's true. Saved my marriage. I saw something about having sex everyday brought someone else's marriage closer. So my husband and I made a point to have sex everyday. We set aside time when he gets off work. We dont even eat dinner first. He gets home, showers and we have sex then have dinner. We have been doing this for at least 6 years and we have kids. You have to put into your marriage because one day those kids are going to be gone. We only take breaks when I'm on my cycle or if we're sick. Sometimes even when we're sick we do it.

  • @VengeDracul
    @VengeDracul 2 роки тому +238

    Ali Wong is too damn funny. She kills me every single time. She is the funniest woman on this planet.

    • @maykol33
      @maykol33 2 роки тому +1

      She is funny but that line/joke wasn't. So cheating on your husband by licking another man's butthole is funny? Also, the 25 year old she described doesn't really exist. No 25 year old man says yes to everything a woman says without expecting something in return. So I sensed she might be being used.

    • @notthefather3919
      @notthefather3919 2 роки тому +14

      No she isn't.

    • @mai_komagata
      @mai_komagata 2 роки тому +2

      @@maykol33 You realize that man isn't a real dude? she is positing the equivalent of a hot nanny -- someone that for their *job* is helping out around the house thus says yes. The joke isn't that she was cheating on anyone. But that parents are so exhausted they would do anything for help.

    • @maykol33
      @maykol33 2 роки тому +4

      @@mai_komagata I know it doesn't exist. Her crudeness is not funny in this case.

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 2 роки тому +3

      @@maykol33 are you seriously butthurt at a fucking joke? Grow a pair of balls and learn to have fun.

  • @tubytootoo
    @tubytootoo 2 роки тому +21

    I really like the last one. Nate bargatze. First time I’ve seen a bit by him that was funny.

  • @torres7918
    @torres7918 3 роки тому +55

    lol, I can eat 😻 in a horrible mood, never a truer statement.

  • @BABA-hw9ro
    @BABA-hw9ro 3 роки тому +26

    Chappelle looks like a bodybuilder

    • @misterb1132
      @misterb1132 Рік тому +1

      He has put on some serious muscle, for sure. He's relaxed and eating well too, apparently.

  • @neobahamut6751
    @neobahamut6751 2 роки тому +169

    Ali Wong is the only woman who can make every guy blush!

  • @navtektv
    @navtektv 2 роки тому +12

    32 single and INDIAN, big qualifier there, but I get a lot of married adults, young and old, asking me when the fuck am I going to get married and I have the perfect answer to them.
    "Apna dukh mujhe mat baato." "Don't try to make me share in your grief. "
    I tell them very frankly that when they see a person single at the age when they got married they see a person who hasn't made the big mistake that they made and they can't stand to see people content when not making their mistakes.
    Happy marriages, especially happy Indian marriages are rare, they probably do exist, but I've yet to see one single example in my vicinity.
    The examples I've seen are abusive, controlling, filled with obligations because of children and society expectations, arguments and drama and very little to no actual love.

    • @Ash-jh3gh
      @Ash-jh3gh Рік тому +1

      So true. Stay single, independent, relaxed and happy

    • @carolnyamu
      @carolnyamu Рік тому +1

      Don't feel pressured at all 😅. It's not that serious

    • @42az59
      @42az59 Рік тому

      Cityboys 🏙️ we up 🙏🏾🤞🏽

  • @giftedlift3354
    @giftedlift3354 3 роки тому +51

    Nate is simply hilarious. 😂

  • @nicolebrown-dominguez4605
    @nicolebrown-dominguez4605 3 роки тому +395

    You notice most of the male comedians address the marriage issues with sex, and the women ask them to simply be an adult?

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 3 роки тому +23

      Apparently you haven't heard that the rumor is true, we do indeed think with our penis, it always knows what's best, when are women going to learn this? 😅

    • @Thinkpositivebepositive1
      @Thinkpositivebepositive1 3 роки тому +45

      Because mens don’t want sex, they need it! When you know the difference your marriage its gonna be happy! 😉

    • @Revolution-tl5wo
      @Revolution-tl5wo 3 роки тому +6

      @@branon6565 It's not our job to make up for your failings.

    • @LeviathanLee
      @LeviathanLee 3 роки тому +9

      I'm guessing that's a joke.
      Because about half of this was about odd habits. Aka the stuff you claim is grown up. The last guy said NOTHING about sex. He did point out the immature thought process of his wife.
      The inability to apply logic. Which btw most adults and especially men consider to be quite childish.
      😆

    • @TheAcademik
      @TheAcademik 3 роки тому +8

      @@Revolution-tl5wo tbf I don't think desiring sex and intimacy in a relationship where that's a standard expectation is any more of a failing than wanting equal work put in on your property.

  • @baddad1981
    @baddad1981 3 роки тому +234

    update,, his second marriage didn't last.

  • @samuelorozco3439
    @samuelorozco3439 3 роки тому +86

    17 minutes of comedians talking about marriage and some random footage of jerry seinfeld

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 2 роки тому

      ......talking about his "Tour of Duty".....I think he was playing some Mod, though.

  • @Enr227
    @Enr227 3 роки тому +140

    Chris Rock is brilliant

    • @firstnamelastname1715
      @firstnamelastname1715 3 роки тому +3

      Brilliant?
      How is he Brilliant?
      Do you know the definition and meaning of the word Brilliant??

    • @theempire00
      @theempire00 3 роки тому +2

      @@firstnamelastname1715 I bet you’re a teenager 😂

    • @expandwhatyousee
      @expandwhatyousee 3 роки тому +3

      @@firstnamelastname1715, exceptionally clever or talented is the definition. I think he is both. It doesn't have some mystical meaning.

  • @kishona3915
    @kishona3915 3 роки тому +23

    Chris Rock on point!

  • @apoorvsingh3395
    @apoorvsingh3395 3 роки тому +30

    Katt Williams rock the entire stage and Tracy Morgan is just perfect

  • @4darchitecturestudio89
    @4darchitecturestudio89 3 роки тому +52

    Chris Rock had the best joke.
    Kat Williams' voice is a joke it'self .

  • @paulhennessey3454
    @paulhennessey3454 2 роки тому +17

    Agreed. Why do I have to constantly ask where things are in my own house! 🤣

    • @klarityjoe7413
      @klarityjoe7413 2 роки тому +4

      ...cos she moved them

    • @SwuadeTV
      @SwuadeTV Рік тому

      @@klarityjoe7413 the real reason

    • @Jay-sk5hj
      @Jay-sk5hj 5 місяців тому

      @@klarityjoe7413first thing i thought of when she said that

  • @jennifercrull7747
    @jennifercrull7747 3 роки тому +18

    THANK YOU Chris!!! 100%

  • @sookiebear9215
    @sookiebear9215 2 роки тому +26

    Chris rock is so funny! Omg I laughed so hard ♥️ Also love kat Williams and Ali Wong 🥰

  • @tiffanystrand4423
    @tiffanystrand4423 Рік тому +3

    And truth in comedy 🎭 lives on!!

  • @seanholmes6791
    @seanholmes6791 2 роки тому +14

    We didn't talk in Florida, that killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @ekanglawrence6794
    @ekanglawrence6794 3 роки тому +8

    That last joke was hilarious🤣

  • @otisthegrouch9299
    @otisthegrouch9299 3 роки тому +25

    I needed this......I come from work every morning and it's feels like I've been on autopilot for a whole year now. Don't wanna say I'm sick of seeing someone but DAMN!

  • @srami004
    @srami004 3 роки тому +181

    "Just got married again." -Tracy Morgan
    He is getting divorced again.
    Sounds like this needs to updated...Lol Damn

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 3 роки тому +13

      Did
      He really damn

  • @mariekastler5391
    @mariekastler5391 3 роки тому +17

    Chris Rock speaks TRUTH! Oxytocin is My drug of choice!

  • @ThangVu-kw6zd
    @ThangVu-kw6zd 2 роки тому +5

    Nate's end this clip in a high note. Damn my guy is hilarious.

  • @linzymahoney4941
    @linzymahoney4941 2 роки тому +29

    I choked on water when Ali Wong started doing the faces

    • @B1GK1NG
      @B1GK1NG 2 роки тому +6

      Out of all the female comedians. She was the only one that made me laugh with her seductive look faces 😂

  • @manasvisharma4990
    @manasvisharma4990 3 роки тому +6

    Okay Christina P is SO FRICKING GORGEOUS. Like ooh mama! 👀

  • @petej7002
    @petej7002 2 роки тому +27

    “ when we got married we were so poor we lived in a studio apartment”
    i know that wasnt a joke but still 🥴

  • @jasonyoung8734
    @jasonyoung8734 3 роки тому +4

    That last dude killed!

  • @rea_keebine
    @rea_keebine Рік тому +5

    Chris is downright hilarious

  • @noemiecansier8466
    @noemiecansier8466 2 роки тому +11

    You know what if your getting married young, have an officiant of you desired faith or lack thereof walk you through some vows yada yada, DON’T walk into a city hall until you’re both financially literate, independent and have spoken to at least one lawyer. Take
    Your time, think of it as a trial run, like hand fasting.

    • @fredstriker2042
      @fredstriker2042 2 роки тому +1

      Wrong, The formula you are using is crashing marriage rates. There is no point in even going over it anymore, feminism destroyed marriage, Women expect men to be traditional, yet modern women refuse being traditional for men.
      Women have no idea what men want from a relationship or marriage. At the end of the day the risks for men far outweigh any reward, if there even is one from a state issued marriage license

    • @noemiecansier8466
      @noemiecansier8466 2 роки тому +1

      I have no personal interest in what men want from marriage being that I am a lesbian. But I’m a bit confused, if the formula of both parties (let’s assume a heterosexual pair) being financially independent is what is ruining marriage for men. Than what is this higher risk for men you speak of? Do men want women who aren’t breadwinners, but at the same time won’t demand alimony in the event of a divorce? You can’t have your cake and eat it.

    • @fredstriker2042
      @fredstriker2042 2 роки тому

      @@noemiecansier8466 I tried to Respond with a polite comment but our UA-cam overlords keep deleting

    • @fredstriker2042
      @fredstriker2042 2 роки тому +1

      @@noemiecansier8466 Going to try again, and change the wording.
      I can't speak for marriage in the L Community but I will say they have the highest rate of domesticviolence . We will know more about divorce rates in a few more years when the data is collected. That said in the straight community It is literally a sucker's bet on a cost benefit analysis for men. Most fail, or end up nearly insufferable. Men pay near 100% of all court awarded alimony, and lose custody regularly in the same "courts". There was a time when marriage made sense, and I believe for children it is by far the best option. But it has become literally too big a risk and nothing to be gained for men.
      Regarding traditionalism. Women routinely have a long laundry list of what they expect in their men, in fact the demands being almost delusional. That said to shorten the list down, they want their men to be traditional Providers and protectors. In fact they want them to make more money than they do even they do and will rarely date under. As for men, the overwhelming majority would prefer their women more in a traditional role yet when this is discussed they are deemed every form of shaming language and literally ridiculed for doing what women have done themselves

    • @victornyamu2547
      @victornyamu2547 10 місяців тому

      No be

  • @luckylib
    @luckylib 3 роки тому +2

    I needed this.

  • @Artfulscience1
    @Artfulscience1 3 роки тому +3

    “Wiffleball” 🤣🤣👏🏻

  • @karriefowler2321
    @karriefowler2321 2 роки тому +6

    I absolutely adore Dave Chappelle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mienzillaz
    @mienzillaz 2 роки тому

    That last bit is so true.

  • @Gmp23
    @Gmp23 2 роки тому

    Ok but the last one is so relatable !!

  • @angelworley6442
    @angelworley6442 3 роки тому +12

    100!!! These Brother's on point!🔥

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +3

    The Shining joke had me choking laughing.

  • @ToyaWilliams
    @ToyaWilliams 3 роки тому +5

    These were hilarious!!!

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 роки тому +224

    How does Chris Rock look younger now than when he did in the 90's?

  • @broaddusmarines
    @broaddusmarines 2 роки тому +5

    I could watch three hours of this.

  • @EnoughAndToSpare
    @EnoughAndToSpare 2 роки тому +6

    Nate is so freaking funny 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +1

    Lots of laughs. Thank you.

  • @Mio248
    @Mio248 2 роки тому +2

    That last one had me dying.

  • @sweetie3.145
    @sweetie3.145 3 роки тому +8

    People need to think. Stop giving into feelings.

    • @michaelblue6150
      @michaelblue6150 3 роки тому +1

      Thinking is hard work, that's why most don't do it

  • @rickjames4031
    @rickjames4031 2 роки тому +3

    Dave Chappell got that building a case line from Patrice O’Neil

  • @deesplayworldtv
    @deesplayworldtv 2 роки тому

    :47 a little gas shot out at the Gucci bag joke lol

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 3 роки тому +2

    0:01, amen.

  • @RebeccaLynnMusic
    @RebeccaLynnMusic 3 роки тому +5

    Great compilation!

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 роки тому

      Hello pretty
      How are you doing?

    • @RebeccaLynnMusic
      @RebeccaLynnMusic 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamesmaddison4493 I see that you 🤖 write this to multiple women. You might want to rethink that. Mr. Robot.

  • @WowUsernameAvailable
    @WowUsernameAvailable Рік тому +4

    Jen's point about farting is so true: it's not intimacy, it's disrespect.

    • @misterb1132
      @misterb1132 Рік тому

      Why hold it in for two hours like on your first few dates?

  • @honkingantalope
    @honkingantalope 2 роки тому +2

    That Christina P joke is right off a cold opening from king of Queens. It's about doug trying to find scissors and Carrie gets mad at him. Then she makes him look for them on his own and he finds them. Then right afterwards he asks where the tape is and she walks out of the room.

    • @timothystitzel5444
      @timothystitzel5444 2 роки тому

      Or, it actually happened. Happens quite frequently in my marriage. I guess we are copying King of Queens?

  • @crystalthow5533
    @crystalthow5533 8 місяців тому

    I am so blessed that i found my Mr.Right

  • @michaelblue6150
    @michaelblue6150 3 роки тому +3

    Comedians speak the truth

  • @dude371121
    @dude371121 3 роки тому +4

    Birbiglia is out there sounding like Louie

  • @modelingsuccesssuccessfull2607
    @modelingsuccesssuccessfull2607 2 роки тому

    The last joke! Lmao 🤣

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 9 місяців тому

    Lol, kittens without whiskers charity! Married 33 years and I still love him. Idk why he still puts up with me. 🥰

  • @colesteele3594
    @colesteele3594 3 роки тому +190

    People forget Seinfeld was dating a 17 year old girl, when he was 40.

    • @OldSoAndSo
      @OldSoAndSo 3 роки тому +74

      The "issues" he's talking about is she couldn't spend the night with him because she had homework

    • @StoneyLover93
      @StoneyLover93 3 роки тому +43

      Eww wtf that’s sick

    • @P8860
      @P8860 3 роки тому +38

      Well his idol is Woody Allen so I'm not surprised

    • @haremking7256
      @haremking7256 3 роки тому +1

      So what,would it HV made a difference if she was 18

    • @P8860
      @P8860 3 роки тому +20

      @@haremking7256 For regular civilians, yes. For celebrities, it depends on who you know.

  • @qudavid1128
    @qudavid1128 3 роки тому +9

    @3:10, I hope he doesn't eat 'it' that way 😄

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 Рік тому +1

    Woo Chris is getting too real...i gotta have my husband watch this 🤣

  • @zerocooljpn
    @zerocooljpn 2 роки тому

    Rofl I feel it for that last guy. I have the same type of conversation too often

  • @davidross8233
    @davidross8233 3 роки тому +34

    I loved being married even though my ex wife despised me. I don’t know if I’ll ever know why I was happy under those circumstances.

    • @conorm2524
      @conorm2524 2 роки тому +11

      You should do some soul searching about that. Could be some co-dependency issues.
      I spent about 4 years digging into myself on why I did what I did in my younger years. It helped me immensely.

    • @aztekempire
      @aztekempire 2 роки тому +1

      that 🐱must feel real good, I can bet that

    • @Wise-Lady-La-Aura
      @Wise-Lady-La-Aura 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha! - Because almost every mouthy mean person wants you to say you were happy! People want married people to say they were happy or they fight with you. It's bizzare!!

    • @fredstriker2042
      @fredstriker2042 Рік тому +2

      Sounds like you could actually use some therapy. That is not healthy and extremely toxic

  • @nicelikejesus
    @nicelikejesus 2 роки тому +5

    That Ray Romano stand up is hilarious.

  • @zebbirising.1
    @zebbirising.1 4 місяці тому

    I saw Ali Live at the 02 in London supporting Dave Chappele and Chris Rock .....she was Hilarious. The Netflix specials are also Hilarious. Shes a great comedian. I Love her.

  • @KlaskeyProductions
    @KlaskeyProductions 2 роки тому

    7:55 ... If everything didn't have to be perfectly tucked away and out of sight, I wouldn't need to ask! Lmao

  • @dezzylele23
    @dezzylele23 2 роки тому +7

    I am a woman in my late 30's and I have to say that Chris Rock is ABSOLUTELY correct in the importance of sex. Lots of sex. To the people who think they should wait until marriage: do you want to find out when it's to late that the sex is bad?? EVERYTHING else you can work on- moods, education, credit, communication, even tummy tucks and nose jobs. Everything else you can fix. But if the sex between you isn't good. If it doesn't make you FLY, everything else between you guys will slowly crumble. So find your best lay, and marry that person, and have sex all the time. Instead of a kiss goodbye in the morning and welcome home after work- bone. Make it your way of saying goodnight and good morning. Do this and everything else will work itself out and you will also smile more than all your friends too. I promise, it works!

    • @Wise-Lady-La-Aura
      @Wise-Lady-La-Aura 2 роки тому +3

      You better have something else going on between the two of you, though. You better like each other. What happens when you're not in bed? That's just as important. I promise you need more than just a cock in the pussy. If not, then it will not last at all.

  • @tas22222
    @tas22222 3 роки тому +6

    Adore Chris !! Mike

  • @kellymorrell3508
    @kellymorrell3508 3 місяці тому

    Kris Rock and last guy were the best for sure!! Funny stuff

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 5 місяців тому

    The popcorn 😂 so true

  • @MorskotoOko
    @MorskotoOko 2 роки тому +3

    For the last comedian case: Please always say what you mean. That goes both ways. You don’t ask - What time do you leave. You ask - what time do you fly? Her response therefore will and must be the exact time. That's the best way to communicate. Use simple words. Don't expect the other to know what you mean. Don't expect the other to speak your way. Talk to each other in a simple understandable way. It's so easy.

  • @loridrblake9770
    @loridrblake9770 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine the wedding scene in The Princess Bride, and the officiator "Mawwage..." Ugh
    I liked my marriage. Sometimes. I Love my kid, all the time. I'm a better parent without having to wrestle about parenting ideology over every decision or act. He's a person not a dog, a sofa, a car, or a house, a law degree, or a business. It's a shame that kids and marriages get mixed up together. It would be nice if it worked the ideal way: find the right, forever, one, build a life that'll take you through retirement and includes kids, and everything they come with and any hardships that can be overcome together. It's not kids fault, it's the fault of the relationship the marriage is based on, whatever it's irrational, invisible, or obvious issues. I didn't want to get married, but I wanted children. Then I found a good "donor" and we got married and for the sake of being all-in, I committed myself to an unjustifiable degree considering he did not do the same. And after 6 boring years of working and spending money we decided to reproduce (it was more romantic than I make it sound but it's still personal and I'm making a point) the hole fell out of the world for me when my kid was born and I was lost to a long term mental disorder - I was mentally out-of-order and he, the donor, couldn't cope. That whole "in sickness and unto death" thing? Yeah, I bought into it, he didn't sign, but, thank goodness for no-fault divorce, right? That's only been around about 55 years. (In the US) What do you think people did before that? Or if you're Catholic? I'm glad I'm free. I'd rather be in a "marriage" plutonically with a woman who's my best friend that I can Trust with my car, my cat, or my kidneys then married again to a man. I Love men. Have Loved men. Wish them well. Want more men friends. Just done with sex. Too much drama and misspent energy. (@ least with a partner, but even then, not so much). If you find your androgynous equalibrium, you'll probably be ok on your own with friends that can go home at the end of the day. So, marriage is pretty horrible the way I thought it was supposed to be, too many uncertainties for a lifelong commitment, you're supposed to agree not to give up on it, no matter how hard it sucks. But, we've got the divorce ticket - I'm not happy, ok bye. THAT'S WHY I WASN'T GOING TO DO IT. Guh, stupid hormones and idiosyncratic ideals! It's been almost 20 years since the mental disruption in my life and livelihood. Still divorced. He remarried before the ink dried on the certificate. She can have him.
    But, I chose a pretty good Donor, even if he couldn't commit. And I've got a great kid. I was the Mother he needed as much as I could be and we're still close. I vowed - just let me be the Mother he needs, not my needs, and the rest of my Life belongs to you, God. Amen.
    Marriage: if you're not in it for the Long haul to the grave, just milk that cow (or bull, make that analogy work any way you see fit). We screwed it all up, anyway

    • @timo891ify
      @timo891ify 3 роки тому +1

      I understand

    • @kimberlyharshfield8629
      @kimberlyharshfield8629 3 роки тому

      😐 bummer.... (i think... ?)

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 роки тому

      Hello pretty
      How are you doing?

    • @BG-sq7zf
      @BG-sq7zf 2 роки тому

      What most simps, feminist fe/males, white-knights, betas and conservative guys fail to realize: bad boys provide excitement, novelty, unpredictability and fun (fear, roller-coaster drama) to a new level. In other words, stability and commitment (no longer) won't cut it for today's 🦄. Why is that? Before she was your girlfriend, wife or lover, she already had been "run through" so many guys. And each time she slept with someone (both wo/men), she lost a part of her psyche, well-being or mind/soul/spirit. In other words, she is no longer able to have emotional attachment in a healthy or committed way.
      *Sex and Culture* by Joseph Daniel Unwin
      *The Rational Male Series* by Rollo Tomassi
      *The Manipulated Man* by Esther Vilar
      *The Myth of Male Power* by Warren Farrell
      *The Feminist Lie: It Was Never About Equality* by Bob Lewis
      *Anatomy of Female Power* by Chinweizu Ibekwe
      *Men on Strike* by Helen Smith
      *Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars: An Introductory Programing Manual* by Anonymous
      Isaiah 3:12
      *Childish* leaders oppress my people, and *women* rule over them. O my people, your leaders mislead you; they send you down the wrong road.
      Proverbs 31:3
      Don't give your strength (attention, resources, mental point origen) to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings.
      Ezekiel 23:20
      There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
      Feminist's Ideology from Sheryl Sandberg, chief operating officer of Facebook:
      "My advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier."

  • @faegrrrl
    @faegrrrl Рік тому

    "Kittens Without Whiskers" 🤣😂

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 2 роки тому +1

    Jen Kirkman is so great. Hilarious

  • @SuperIvashkovL0V
    @SuperIvashkovL0V 2 роки тому +7

    The last guy is 100% me to my husband.

  • @MiloFan77
    @MiloFan77 3 роки тому +9

    8:05 I figured this one out. Men ask where things are cos women move things all the time. A man will put something away and a women will come along and go "that should not go there" and move it. The man will come later to the place he put it and when he realizes it is not there he will ask.

    • @aspoon0926
      @aspoon0926 2 роки тому

      Just try putting it in the right place and she won’t have to move it.😀😀. Just kidding. I’m a married woman for 29 years and if I suddenly woke up as a man, I would NEVER marry-EVER!!! I don’t understand how you guys put up with us.

    • @banu0245
      @banu0245 2 роки тому

      Do you ask why she moved it? Do you offer other places, that is better in your opinion? If not, then how woman should know, if you intentially put it where it was or just left it and forgot?

    • @turnerburner922
      @turnerburner922 2 роки тому

      Hahaha you are exactly right!

    • @turnerburner922
      @turnerburner922 2 роки тому

      My wife just moves it without telling me, I’m always surprised.lol

  • @LauraPaola_pocha
    @LauraPaola_pocha 8 місяців тому

    I had to rewind for Nate Bargatze bit. If someone asks me what time I'm leaving that means leaving where I currently am. What time my flight takes off is different. The important question to meet up with his wife would have been her flight arrival time, the departure time would help also but arrival is the important one to find the details on the screen at the airport or on the airline app. Hell, the flight number is even better. "What time are you leaving" was the dumb question, not her precise response.

  • @jaydavis9229
    @jaydavis9229 3 роки тому

    On point