Sex, According To Comedians
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- Class is in session. Sex stories from comedians that might teach you a thing or two.
Comedian Lineup:
Ms. Pat: Y'all Wanna Hear Something Crazy?
The Standups Season 3: Janelle James
The Standups Season 3: Mark Normand
Russell Howard: Recalibrate
Nikki Glaser: Bangin’
Russell Howard: Lubricant
Maria Bamford: Old Baby
#ValentinesDay #SexStories #StandupComedy
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Yo SOMEONE needs to go to jail for that first story 😂😂😂😂
Nah, the woman talking about twanging her son's cock...that bitch needs locking up.
Lighten up, man.
@@toribluemisthaven4496 if you know who Ms. Pat is, you know nothing she says is a “joke”. She’s making light of true stories so it’s really okay for people to be horrified.
sum of this shit was weird
RIGHT?! THAT WAS DISTURBING AF!!😣
Got here, didn't know what to expect but this first story is wild
yeah its so fucked up wtf
Saaaame
yo fr im 90 secs in dying
Sounds like low-key pedophilia
In there kangarooing the Kitty cat!
I have to applaud Ms. Pat. Whether one thinks it’s appropriate or funny…To be able to turn such a trauma into something so powerfully moving to disturb and entertain is artistic. It sounds like she’s “just telling a story” but she really crafted it well.
As someone who processes his pain through comedy I am truly inspired!
⚠️… That first story⚠️… “Straight to jail!”
Skip to 4:27 if y’all couldn’t hang like myself, bc whew chile
I’m sayingggg
It was funny sure but it was also incredibly disturbing too
7:00 her set bothers me so much
how she treated her sons it jus made me feel so gross and uncomfortable
Wasn't that disturbing and disgusting?! Why are people laughing in the comments?! That's not a joke !!
I wasn’t sure about Russell at first, but he won me over when he said “a vagina should taste like a vagina” 🤘
Hilarious montage! Ms. Pat might be my new favorite comic, but Mark's sex with a GOP/abortion punchline literally woke my wife up.
.yes
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Russell Howard's bit about kids filming them losing their virginity blows my mind. If I filmed me losing my virginity, it wouldn't have been a movie so much as a .GIF 🤣
😂🤣😅😆😆
😂😂😂
The whole bit comparing sex to university has be sobbing 😂😂😂
Amazing how ms pat can tell a story that most would find disturbing and make it funny. That is talent!
It was still very very disturbing.
@@ceceliam9014 same I was uncomfortable the entire story
What was funny about that?!
I agree😅😅😅
For real. She’s so underrated. She has a way of making something super disturbing that I would normally cry over, fucking hilarious.
There is NO WAY that first story is true!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Listen to jim jefferies taking an md sufferer to see a prostitute
All of Ms Pat's stories are outrageous, but she tells them like they're nothing which adds to the comedy.
I saw her on the Joe Rogen podcast (in his not crazy/UA-cam years) and according to the stories she told there, yeah… everything she says on stage is true.
She was too descriptive for it not to be 😭
@@skribulz7 his "not crazy/UA-cam years"??? LMAO Rogan on UA-cam was WAY more out there than he is now. He's darn near mainstream now!
I didnt have full context for this story until i listened to it from the begining. Dear lord...Im just glad she was able to turn actual trauma into a disturbingly funny story.
6:30 her sons must be mortified 🤣
that shit nasty
@@godlytyungodly I know right 😬
@@midnightmask7716 i’m glad there were ppl like you in the comments 😭 shit had me feeling hella uncomfortable listening to her say that shi😂
@@godlytyungodly Your welcome, bro I cringed inside my soul
Lol "HES AN ATHLETE!" the guy at 9:40 is hilarious
Who is that guy? I like his humor.
@@ocel12356 Mark Normand one of the most gifted comedians of our time
"You can't let that out. You'd get tackled at a Chili's."
2 comedians in and you can tell this title is wrong, it should be "Incest, according to Comedians."
a tragedy of older generations & undereducated families is that its not uncommon for sexual trauma to be some people’s first experiences/introductions to sex ed.
Lmao 😂 I nearly died laughing at "you'd get tackled at a chilli's".
The birthday part was a perfectly snuck in joke.
Sorry but that first story just sounds like abuse- abuse towards her, her sister and a vulnerable man with special needs
EXACTLY!! AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING IN THE COMMENTS!!
@@pw6160 A lot of people process their trauma through comedy.
Ms. Pat has decided not to let herself be a victim to the things she was subjected to in her past
Completely agree
Yeah, agreed. Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed I wasn’t laughing. But like Lex said, maybe she’s processing trauma through her comedy. Seems to have worked, so there’s that.
That part of Ms Pat’s special fucks me up every single time 😂
Russell Howard sounds like Gordon Ramsey and I was listening to this without watching wondering why the angry food man was telling me about sex
"Roses are nice, violets are fine, i'll be the 6, if you be the 9" - Master Oogway when he was 46
Now that's poetry
The first story was so tragic, she had the balls to try to find humor in it, but it just made me sad tbh.
Same, I'm wondering how drunk that audience was to scream with laughter like that.
@@ellaeadig263 baby, go back to your gated community and try to pray real life away.
Mark Normand is absolutely hilarious. Razor sharp delivery and fucking hilarious. I laughed so hard my sides hurt!
Gawd I love Maria Bamford. Still so sad I missed her show!
You know you're a master of your craft when you can turn a fcked up story into the most hilarious stuff you've ever heard. Big props to Ms. Pat!
13:14 wow, oh my god. That’s morbid and hilarious.
Ok. I understand comedy is subjective. I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND funny is funny. The first story just hits too close to home for me.
what does that mean?
@@mrlilrip10 sexual abuse involving family.
@@danabryant6138 oh😢😢 so sorry to hear that.
this world is sick, way too many people where im from has dealt with that😞
You are strong
@@mrlilrip10 Thank you and I appreciate the question instead of making a shitty comment. There are a lot of evil people in the world.
@@danabryant6138 for sure man,, people are evil. even more so on the internet
The first story is just horrible...this is child abuse
As a lesbian who gets hit on by straight women... Now I understand why.
Hey there fellow lesbean😋
Kevin Hart is hillarious...I mean Marc Normand :D
Ms. Pat traumatized me as I🤪
I like this Mark guy cuz he’s just awkward enough that it’s obvious he’s not a threat
Nikki's Vincent D'Onofrio from Men In Black joke was pretty good, that bit got me.
The 2nd comedian made me feel uncomfortable 😭😭. Idk I just can’t imagine having kids and saying that stuff about them. Like imagine if a dad said similar things about his daughter 😬. It’s weird
Yeah I agree. Not funny, and I feel really sorry for her kids. 🤷🏼♀️
to each their own. i got EXACTLY what she was talking about and I did see the humor in it. She COULD refine/retool the verbiage but the core premise is hilarious
You must be new to comedy
15:56 sometimes I just watch the ones w plot bc it's hilariously random or shocking 💀
get a dad to tell the second story about daughter. yeah fucking right.
Girls don't exactly have a peepee. 😁
@@Goshin89 Nah you know what he meant
THANK YOU.
That's what I was thinking .... it gives pedo.
I was wondering why I felt so uncomfortable
I'm dead from the 1st one💀💀💀
I watched this in a bus...in a bus
People taking their disfunction as jokes
Congratulations you’ve just described comedy
"Sometimes you do the doorstop like BRRRRRRRMMM" jesus fucking christ XD
not cool
The 1st story 😳😲🤔🤣😂🤣
The second story was helllaaaaa weird
first 4 min comedy gold.....Ms. Pat goes hard
Unless you've lived through something similar. Then not so much...
The first one was fucked up and funny, the second one just felt uncomfortable.
That one was the best so far lol 😆
Lotions and potions🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maria is a treasure
Hi ... how did I get here?
seizures?
Everytime there’s a Nikki standup, I know I’m either going to get traumatized or disgusted 🕴🏻
OMG, I love Janelle sooo much!
I saw that kept it moving lol
Omg y’all ms pat just bout kills me
University analogy was excellent.
Got funny at 14:30 & 20:14
Mark never disappoints!
Love Mark Normand.
i cant explain how uncomfortable i am watching this...however i keep watching
The university analog so true
I'm an epileptic I have had a sezure during sex it resulted in our 2nd daughter-LOL
I am not making fun of your situation with your health but I swear that funny as hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ms. Pat, Russell Howard & Nikki Glaser really stole the show with these omfg
Guess that's why their faces are on the thumbnail.
Something don’t sit right with this😂
ms. pat is the best
Comedian might be a strong word here.
that was a disturbing story.
I've just been kink-shamed 🤔
No shame bro, even if you don't like feet, you don't like ugly feet... we all understand
Definitely needs run this back
Mark Normand was brilliant
high at midnight in 2024 and i'm crying
Ohh, Brian 🤣🤣
Great comedy!
The last one she forgot, "what's this here sauce."
This is the only episode 8 watched from beginning to end. I think we should all listen to our elders. They are so wise....
I love it when she tells me don't stop someday's I'll be running in place all dam day like I can't wait till I get to test this theory
6:30 why, may I ask, is child sexual assault so "funny?"
Um......what? You think flipping your own baby's junk in silliness is SEXUAL ASSAULT? It has nothing to do with sex or assault. Wtf is wrong with you?
@@stephsaguudefan1753 it is sexual assault.
@@ianleonard1838 So is cleaning your baby after changing their diaper sexual assault then? What exactly is the line for you?
...this was also my thought. I think the reason it disturbs me, somebody without children, is that you an adult are playing with your child's junk like its a toy. Its way different than a cleaning or a diaper change because a diaper change and a cleaning is a necessity, sitting there and playing with your babies junk because you think its silly and cute is, in my opinion, more than a bit disturbing.
@@macee6881 exactly, thank you for explaining.
"I don't kink shame, but..."
Ok, so you do, then.
Mark Normand's is amazing LOL.
Normand killed all the way.
Mark Normand's comedy style is sort of like Jerry Seinfeld's
Except that Mark's funny. 🤣😂🤣👍
Loved the Mark Normand bit❤
Hilarious comedians. I couldn't stop laughing. What's the name of the English comedian?
Says their names on the bottom of the screen.
Russell Howard
He had a show that introduced me to some other good comedians--I want to say it was called "Russell Howard's Good News"
This storys not gona send you to hell baby hahaha love Ms. Pat
Ay yo somebody done did bring back MJ's to life
That British guy is kinda fine
The 'men are horny' bit seems verrrry familiar. I'm 99% sure I've heard that many years ago from Louis CK.
Janelle James looks like Michael Jackson
Omg lmfao 🤣 😂
Aaaaah... airfryer. LOL
The last one I was scared
I feel like that one lady's gonna have a lesbian awakening any day now
Hilarious but I’m unsure about the last one🤨, nonetheless it was funny 🤣
Wow amzing video🥰🥰
Yeah... wait s minutes, why was I first to like?
@@jaredb.4335 seizures
Sorry girl but you wrong. Footies aren't anywhere near as bizarre as cake farting, horse play, looners or clown sex people's.
❤ oh miss nikki
What’s the outcue music from ???
What is with black females looking at their male family's body parts?
That's not good.
Nikki Nikki Nikki always make things hilarious.
Was that Kyle Busch telling jokes?
That one dude his disappointed type of comedy was different.
That other guy when he did that weird walk cracked me up.
The familiar one at the end she comes from the likes of Louie CK,Patton Oswalt ,Paul F Tomkins,Sarah Silverman etc.
She's a legend.
Netflix Is A Joke, a bad one.
Second and third one got me laughing like...
3rd one is funny
That black lady dam. Reminds me of Jim Jefferies friend
Wildfire hot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳