Sex, According To Comedians

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  • @MitchDarrell
    @MitchDarrell 2 роки тому +1135

    Yo SOMEONE needs to go to jail for that first story 😂😂😂😂

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz 2 роки тому

      Nah, the woman talking about twanging her son's cock...that bitch needs locking up.

    • @toribluemisthaven4496
      @toribluemisthaven4496 2 роки тому +5

      Lighten up, man.

    • @skribulz7
      @skribulz7 2 роки тому +120

      @@toribluemisthaven4496 if you know who Ms. Pat is, you know nothing she says is a “joke”. She’s making light of true stories so it’s really okay for people to be horrified.

    • @godlytyungodly
      @godlytyungodly 2 роки тому +24

      sum of this shit was weird

    • @pw6160
      @pw6160 2 роки тому +64

      RIGHT?! THAT WAS DISTURBING AF!!😣

  • @dominicbodkin739
    @dominicbodkin739 2 роки тому +971

    Got here, didn't know what to expect but this first story is wild

  • @SeanessyTheKing
    @SeanessyTheKing 2 роки тому +265

    I have to applaud Ms. Pat. Whether one thinks it’s appropriate or funny…To be able to turn such a trauma into something so powerfully moving to disturb and entertain is artistic. It sounds like she’s “just telling a story” but she really crafted it well.
    As someone who processes his pain through comedy I am truly inspired!

  • @seanelsenbroek7530
    @seanelsenbroek7530 2 роки тому +459

    Amazing how ms pat can tell a story that most would find disturbing and make it funny. That is talent!

    • @ceceliam9014
      @ceceliam9014 2 роки тому +73

      It was still very very disturbing.

    • @liyahlewis3696
      @liyahlewis3696 2 роки тому +36

      @@ceceliam9014 same I was uncomfortable the entire story

    • @pw6160
      @pw6160 2 роки тому +17

      What was funny about that?!

    • @djloften
      @djloften 2 роки тому +1

      I agree😅😅😅

    • @CG-lz7qj
      @CG-lz7qj 2 роки тому +4

      For real. She’s so underrated. She has a way of making something super disturbing that I would normally cry over, fucking hilarious.

  • @Kayboo730
    @Kayboo730 2 роки тому +132

    I wasn’t sure about Russell at first, but he won me over when he said “a vagina should taste like a vagina” 🤘

  • @misskaydawkins
    @misskaydawkins 2 роки тому +146

    ⚠️… That first story⚠️… “Straight to jail!”
    Skip to 4:27 if y’all couldn’t hang like myself, bc whew chile

    • @natty.777
      @natty.777 2 роки тому +16

      I’m sayingggg

    • @oktoberfeeest7819
      @oktoberfeeest7819 2 роки тому +23

      It was funny sure but it was also incredibly disturbing too

    • @godlytyungodly
      @godlytyungodly 2 роки тому +8

      7:00 her set bothers me so much

    • @godlytyungodly
      @godlytyungodly 2 роки тому +15

      how she treated her sons it jus made me feel so gross and uncomfortable

    • @pw6160
      @pw6160 2 роки тому +12

      Wasn't that disturbing and disgusting?! Why are people laughing in the comments?! That's not a joke !!

  • @cloudgoddesscosplay3389
    @cloudgoddesscosplay3389 2 роки тому +183

    The whole bit comparing sex to university has be sobbing 😂😂😂

  • @Harry_Beanbag
    @Harry_Beanbag 2 роки тому +385

    Hilarious montage! Ms. Pat might be my new favorite comic, but Mark's sex with a GOP/abortion punchline literally woke my wife up.

    • @jasonmcclain8186
      @jasonmcclain8186 2 роки тому +4

      .yes

    • @monican923
      @monican923 2 роки тому +1

      ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @CDuff86
    @CDuff86 2 роки тому +267

    Russell Howard's bit about kids filming them losing their virginity blows my mind. If I filmed me losing my virginity, it wouldn't have been a movie so much as a .GIF 🤣

  • @midnightmask7716
    @midnightmask7716 2 роки тому +95

    6:30 her sons must be mortified 🤣

    • @godlytyungodly
      @godlytyungodly 2 роки тому +11

      that shit nasty

    • @midnightmask7716
      @midnightmask7716 2 роки тому +7

      @@godlytyungodly I know right 😬

    • @godlytyungodly
      @godlytyungodly 2 роки тому +19

      @@midnightmask7716 i’m glad there were ppl like you in the comments 😭 shit had me feeling hella uncomfortable listening to her say that shi😂

    • @midnightmask7716
      @midnightmask7716 2 роки тому +9

      @@godlytyungodly Your welcome, bro I cringed inside my soul

  • @Baby_Doll1989
    @Baby_Doll1989 2 роки тому +17

    Lmao 😂 I nearly died laughing at "you'd get tackled at a chilli's".

  • @Itspoppyme
    @Itspoppyme 2 роки тому +96

    Sorry but that first story just sounds like abuse- abuse towards her, her sister and a vulnerable man with special needs

    • @pw6160
      @pw6160 2 роки тому +17

      EXACTLY!! AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING IN THE COMMENTS!!

    • @LexTime89
      @LexTime89 2 роки тому +23

      @@pw6160 A lot of people process their trauma through comedy.

    • @catsseighteen4365
      @catsseighteen4365 2 роки тому +15

      Ms. Pat has decided not to let herself be a victim to the things she was subjected to in her past

    • @phaedraknoeller4482
      @phaedraknoeller4482 Рік тому +1

      Completely agree

    • @ronjon7942
      @ronjon7942 11 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, agreed. Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed I wasn’t laughing. But like Lex said, maybe she’s processing trauma through her comedy. Seems to have worked, so there’s that.

  • @ShiningLight411
    @ShiningLight411 2 роки тому +328

    There is NO WAY that first story is true!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ericras5993
      @ericras5993 2 роки тому

      Listen to jim jefferies taking an md sufferer to see a prostitute

    • @makeupdiaries6438
      @makeupdiaries6438 2 роки тому +57

      All of Ms Pat's stories are outrageous, but she tells them like they're nothing which adds to the comedy.

    • @skribulz7
      @skribulz7 2 роки тому +21

      I saw her on the Joe Rogen podcast (in his not crazy/UA-cam years) and according to the stories she told there, yeah… everything she says on stage is true.

    • @catsseighteen4365
      @catsseighteen4365 2 роки тому +18

      She was too descriptive for it not to be 😭

    • @Dwendele
      @Dwendele 2 роки тому +3

      @@skribulz7 his "not crazy/UA-cam years"??? LMAO Rogan on UA-cam was WAY more out there than he is now. He's darn near mainstream now!

  • @thatsbaloney
    @thatsbaloney 2 роки тому +36

    "You can't let that out. You'd get tackled at a Chili's."

  • @taylorwilliams4179
    @taylorwilliams4179 2 роки тому +77

    I didnt have full context for this story until i listened to it from the begining. Dear lord...Im just glad she was able to turn actual trauma into a disturbingly funny story.

  • @deansheets
    @deansheets 2 роки тому +84

    The birthday part was a perfectly snuck in joke.

  • @jocelynnfaith6036
    @jocelynnfaith6036 2 роки тому +67

    Lol "HES AN ATHLETE!" the guy at 9:40 is hilarious

    • @ocel12356
      @ocel12356 2 роки тому

      Who is that guy? I like his humor.

    • @fury_saves_world
      @fury_saves_world 2 роки тому

      @@ocel12356 Mark Normand one of the most gifted comedians of our time

  • @b2e1z
    @b2e1z 2 роки тому +81

    The first story was so tragic, she had the balls to try to find humor in it, but it just made me sad tbh.

    • @ellaeadig263
      @ellaeadig263 2 роки тому +6

      Same, I'm wondering how drunk that audience was to scream with laughter like that.

    • @KieroSi
      @KieroSi 8 місяців тому

      @@ellaeadig263 baby, go back to your gated community and try to pray real life away.

  • @natehills8096
    @natehills8096 2 роки тому +38

    2 comedians in and you can tell this title is wrong, it should be "Incest, according to Comedians."

    • @spicnspan87
      @spicnspan87 Рік тому +8

      a tragedy of older generations & undereducated families is that its not uncommon for sexual trauma to be some people’s first experiences/introductions to sex ed.

  • @chiaroscural
    @chiaroscural 2 роки тому +60

    That part of Ms Pat’s special fucks me up every single time 😂

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 роки тому +98

    "Roses are nice, violets are fine, i'll be the 6, if you be the 9" - Master Oogway when he was 46

  • @LM-gm9yo
    @LM-gm9yo Рік тому +7

    You know you're a master of your craft when you can turn a fcked up story into the most hilarious stuff you've ever heard. Big props to Ms. Pat!

  • @HanaEleHH
    @HanaEleHH 2 роки тому +42

    The first story is just horrible...this is child abuse

  • @2headed
    @2headed Рік тому +5

    Gawd I love Maria Bamford. Still so sad I missed her show!

  • @danabryant6138
    @danabryant6138 2 роки тому +93

    Ok. I understand comedy is subjective. I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND funny is funny. The first story just hits too close to home for me.

    • @mrlilrip10
      @mrlilrip10 2 роки тому +6

      what does that mean?

    • @danabryant6138
      @danabryant6138 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrlilrip10 sexual abuse involving family.

    • @mrlilrip10
      @mrlilrip10 2 роки тому +30

      @@danabryant6138 oh😢😢 so sorry to hear that.
      this world is sick, way too many people where im from has dealt with that😞
      You are strong

    • @danabryant6138
      @danabryant6138 2 роки тому +19

      @@mrlilrip10 Thank you and I appreciate the question instead of making a shitty comment. There are a lot of evil people in the world.

    • @mrlilrip10
      @mrlilrip10 2 роки тому +2

      @@danabryant6138 for sure man,, people are evil. even more so on the internet

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV 2 роки тому +15

    Russell Howard sounds like Gordon Ramsey and I was listening to this without watching wondering why the angry food man was telling me about sex

  • @TheCorey1734
    @TheCorey1734 2 роки тому +23

    13:14 wow, oh my god. That’s morbid and hilarious.

  • @c.saragian9502
    @c.saragian9502 2 роки тому +13

    Mark Normand is absolutely hilarious. Razor sharp delivery and fucking hilarious. I laughed so hard my sides hurt!

  • @MrNicoleCherie
    @MrNicoleCherie 2 роки тому +61

    As a lesbian who gets hit on by straight women... Now I understand why.

  • @jacobssweetpotato3863
    @jacobssweetpotato3863 2 роки тому +22

    The 2nd comedian made me feel uncomfortable 😭😭. Idk I just can’t imagine having kids and saying that stuff about them. Like imagine if a dad said similar things about his daughter 😬. It’s weird

    • @phaedraknoeller4482
      @phaedraknoeller4482 Рік тому +5

      Yeah I agree. Not funny, and I feel really sorry for her kids. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @spicnspan87
      @spicnspan87 Рік тому +3

      to each their own. i got EXACTLY what she was talking about and I did see the humor in it. She COULD refine/retool the verbiage but the core premise is hilarious

    • @jasonhamilton6098
      @jasonhamilton6098 4 місяці тому

      You must be new to comedy

  • @fairroe6975
    @fairroe6975 2 роки тому +5

    Ms. Pat traumatized me as I🤪

  • @lukeburkett5645
    @lukeburkett5645 2 роки тому +13

    Maria is a treasure

  • @gingersnapps
    @gingersnapps 2 роки тому +6

    That one was the best so far lol 😆

  • @abcdefg1234567q
    @abcdefg1234567q 4 дні тому

    I was DOA. With Ms. Pat she had me Rollin

  • @michellehuffman2025
    @michellehuffman2025 2 роки тому +5

    I'm dead from the 1st one💀💀💀

  • @Kayboo730
    @Kayboo730 2 роки тому +29

    I like this Mark guy cuz he’s just awkward enough that it’s obvious he’s not a threat

  • @L1niste
    @L1niste 2 роки тому +4

    first 4 min comedy gold.....Ms. Pat goes hard

    • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
      @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 роки тому

      Unless you've lived through something similar. Then not so much...

  • @tamikam173
    @tamikam173 2 роки тому +15

    The 1st story 😳😲🤔🤣😂🤣

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 2 роки тому +17

    People taking their disfunction as jokes

    • @Mimi-cq4bg
      @Mimi-cq4bg 2 роки тому +21

      Congratulations you’ve just described comedy

  • @Kinvarus1
    @Kinvarus1 2 роки тому +18

    Nikki's Vincent D'Onofrio from Men In Black joke was pretty good, that bit got me.

  • @louspowels7120
    @louspowels7120 2 роки тому +96

    get a dad to tell the second story about daughter. yeah fucking right.

    • @Goshin89
      @Goshin89 2 роки тому +4

      Girls don't exactly have a peepee. 😁

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 2 роки тому +2

      @@Goshin89 Nah you know what he meant

    • @ianleonard1838
      @ianleonard1838 2 роки тому +5

      THANK YOU.

    • @evikathurgood3017
      @evikathurgood3017 2 роки тому +1

      That's what I was thinking .... it gives pedo.

    • @firexx78
      @firexx78 2 роки тому +10

      I was wondering why I felt so uncomfortable

  • @alessandrogambino420
    @alessandrogambino420 2 роки тому +15

    Kevin Hart is hillarious...I mean Marc Normand :D

  • @ianleonard1838
    @ianleonard1838 2 роки тому +22

    6:30 why, may I ask, is child sexual assault so "funny?"

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 2 роки тому +4

      Um......what? You think flipping your own baby's junk in silliness is SEXUAL ASSAULT? It has nothing to do with sex or assault. Wtf is wrong with you?

    • @ianleonard1838
      @ianleonard1838 2 роки тому +5

      @@stephsaguudefan1753 it is sexual assault.

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 2 роки тому +2

      @@ianleonard1838 So is cleaning your baby after changing their diaper sexual assault then? What exactly is the line for you?

    • @macee6881
      @macee6881 2 роки тому +19

      ...this was also my thought. I think the reason it disturbs me, somebody without children, is that you an adult are playing with your child's junk like its a toy. Its way different than a cleaning or a diaper change because a diaper change and a cleaning is a necessity, sitting there and playing with your babies junk because you think its silly and cute is, in my opinion, more than a bit disturbing.

    • @ianleonard1838
      @ianleonard1838 2 роки тому +6

      @@macee6881 exactly, thank you for explaining.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 2 роки тому +1

    OMG, I love Janelle sooo much!

  • @rhettorical
    @rhettorical 2 роки тому +8

    The first one was fucked up and funny, the second one just felt uncomfortable.

  • @jaredb.4335
    @jaredb.4335 2 роки тому +28

    Hi ... how did I get here?

  • @ronjon7942
    @ronjon7942 11 місяців тому

    Love Mark Normand.

  • @xisnothappy
    @xisnothappy 2 роки тому +3

    15:56 sometimes I just watch the ones w plot bc it's hilariously random or shocking 💀

  • @cameronmichaels216
    @cameronmichaels216 2 роки тому +12

    ms. pat is the best

  • @kbee8517
    @kbee8517 2 роки тому +4

    Ms. Pat, Russell Howard & Nikki Glaser really stole the show with these omfg

    • @jaysonjackson3455
      @jaysonjackson3455 2 роки тому

      Guess that's why their faces are on the thumbnail.

  • @user-ub1hc1iu1b
    @user-ub1hc1iu1b 2 роки тому +31

    Everytime there’s a Nikki standup, I know I’m either going to get traumatized or disgusted 🕴🏻

  • @brittanys2088
    @brittanys2088 2 роки тому +2

    I saw that kept it moving lol

  • @spacemama
    @spacemama 2 роки тому +3

    Lotions and potions🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aqua-mina
    @aqua-mina Рік тому +4

    Mark never disappoints!

  • @jacc.00
    @jacc.00 2 роки тому +18

    i cant explain how uncomfortable i am watching this...however i keep watching

  • @realotobi
    @realotobi 2 роки тому +5

    I watched this in a bus...in a bus

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 9 місяців тому

    University analogy was excellent.

  • @aidinpippippenger9907
    @aidinpippippenger9907 6 місяців тому

    This is the only episode 8 watched from beginning to end. I think we should all listen to our elders. They are so wise....

  • @catwetterau8273
    @catwetterau8273 2 роки тому +11

    The second story was helllaaaaa weird

  • @rickwilliams967
    @rickwilliams967 Рік тому +2

    Comedian might be a strong word here.

  • @Psnowdog7
    @Psnowdog7 2 роки тому +7

    "Sometimes you do the doorstop like BRRRRRRRMMM" jesus fucking christ XD

  • @cooljoe5820
    @cooljoe5820 2 роки тому +2

    The university analog so true

  • @brandonroberson1283
    @brandonroberson1283 2 роки тому +1

    Definitely needs run this back

  • @missbeaneats
    @missbeaneats 2 роки тому +20

    Mark Normand was brilliant

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg 2 роки тому +12

    Omg y’all ms pat just bout kills me

  • @brandonray1278
    @brandonray1278 2 роки тому +6

    Something don’t sit right with this😂

  • @sulemanpatel
    @sulemanpatel 2 роки тому +11

    Got funny at 14:30 & 20:14

  • @constancebailey1052
    @constancebailey1052 Рік тому

    Great comedy!

  • @Eln_musK
    @Eln_musK 9 місяців тому

    Ohh, Brian 🤣🤣

  • @Ralphies_Mom
    @Ralphies_Mom 2 роки тому +6

    that was a disturbing story.

  • @thomasgomez3215
    @thomasgomez3215 6 місяців тому

    high at midnight in 2024 and i'm crying

  • @fabianreginold9661
    @fabianreginold9661 2 роки тому +23

    Mark Normand's comedy style is sort of like Jerry Seinfeld's

    • @amandaspear6148
      @amandaspear6148 2 роки тому +4

      Except that Mark's funny. 🤣😂🤣👍

  • @Ink_and_Motion_Studio
    @Ink_and_Motion_Studio 2 роки тому +3

    Hilarious comedians. I couldn't stop laughing. What's the name of the English comedian?

    • @MarieGarrett.
      @MarieGarrett. 2 роки тому +1

      Says their names on the bottom of the screen.

    • @CantoErgoSum
      @CantoErgoSum 2 роки тому +3

      Russell Howard

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Рік тому

      He had a show that introduced me to some other good comedians--I want to say it was called "Russell Howard's Good News"

  • @djloften
    @djloften 2 роки тому +4

    I'm an epileptic I have had a sezure during sex it resulted in our 2nd daughter-LOL

    • @anthonybroady9483
      @anthonybroady9483 2 роки тому

      I am not making fun of your situation with your health but I swear that funny as hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WanderingMiles
    @WanderingMiles 2 роки тому +1

    What’s the outcue music from ???

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 2 роки тому +7

    Normand killed all the way.

  • @camiart_casual
    @camiart_casual 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like that one lady's gonna have a lesbian awakening any day now

  • @IzjusTree
    @IzjusTree 2 роки тому +4

    "I don't kink shame, but..."
    Ok, so you do, then.

  • @pandoraaaraseth1040
    @pandoraaaraseth1040 2 роки тому +2

    Sorry girl but you wrong. Footies aren't anywhere near as bizarre as cake farting, horse play, looners or clown sex people's.

  • @constructapex2021
    @constructapex2021 Рік тому

    This storys not gona send you to hell baby hahaha love Ms. Pat

  • @carolynharris8000
    @carolynharris8000 2 роки тому +8

    What is with black females looking at their male family's body parts?
    That's not good.
    Nikki Nikki Nikki always make things hilarious.
    Was that Kyle Busch telling jokes?
    That one dude his disappointed type of comedy was different.
    That other guy when he did that weird walk cracked me up.
    The familiar one at the end she comes from the likes of Louie CK,Patton Oswalt ,Paul F Tomkins,Sarah Silverman etc.
    She's a legend.

  • @bacardid8979
    @bacardid8979 2 роки тому +16

    Sry, i don't get y anyone wld b offended at ANYTHING a comedian jokes about. Nothing is off limits in comedy.. U should be able to find humor in all aspects of life. If u cant understand that , its your own sensitive self's fault and should probably toughen up rather than wasting your time ridiculing people here, who came for a laugh not to here a whinny baby complain...

    • @sadiralangton6852
      @sadiralangton6852 2 роки тому +1

      It's so funny to me when people who obviously have the lowest self esteem on the planet tell others to "toughen up" lmao How about you get your priorities together and learn to spell the insults before using them?

  • @tina247diva9
    @tina247diva9 2 роки тому +2

    Loved the Mark Normand bit❤

  • @jesseschwerdt7974
    @jesseschwerdt7974 2 роки тому +8

    I love it when she tells me don't stop someday's I'll be running in place all dam day like I can't wait till I get to test this theory

  • @cactus4773
    @cactus4773 2 роки тому

    The last one I was scared

  • @Ben-mf4go
    @Ben-mf4go 6 місяців тому

    These people need to go straight to jail.

  • @madisonhigginbottom957
    @madisonhigginbottom957 2 роки тому

    Who’s the second act?

  • @stevegorr4262
    @stevegorr4262 2 роки тому

    The last one she forgot, "what's this here sauce."

  • @alanadaniels2005
    @alanadaniels2005 Рік тому +1

    20:12

  • @cosmocats20489
    @cosmocats20489 Рік тому +1

    After hearing the first one I’m just scared to hear the rest... didn’t laugh just empathize with her as a kid for having to do that.

  • @alphared4508
    @alphared4508 2 роки тому +19

    I've just been kink-shamed 🤔

    • @jacobisimmons_com
      @jacobisimmons_com 2 роки тому

      No shame bro, even if you don't like feet, you don't like ugly feet... we all understand

  • @dot-hubbard-i-luv-my-beretta
    @dot-hubbard-i-luv-my-beretta 7 місяців тому

    ❤ oh miss nikki

  • @cobwebsandcorsets
    @cobwebsandcorsets 2 роки тому +1

    5:06 DEFTONES SHIRT

  • @alanadaniels2005
    @alanadaniels2005 Рік тому +1

    14:30

  • @junpengluo882
    @junpengluo882 2 роки тому +2

    Mark Normand's is amazing LOL.

  • @gina-zo2375
    @gina-zo2375 2 роки тому +6

    Hilarious but I’m unsure about the last one🤨, nonetheless it was funny 🤣

  • @kaizen_oils9805
    @kaizen_oils9805 2 роки тому

    Wildfire hot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳

  • @HammerDemonn
    @HammerDemonn Рік тому

    What language is the first woman speaking?

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera 2 роки тому +2

    That British guy is kinda fine

  • @sarashaw6549
    @sarashaw6549 2 роки тому +3

    Omg lmfao 🤣 😂