Can we all realise that Uncle E prepared a full meal, set up a microphone, put on a costume AND makeup (and the costume is very pricey at that), ate greasy food and kept an accent for an hour or so, while trying to solve a rubix cube. that's dedication to the art!!! great video.
i like to imagine corvus sitting at the dinner table at the staff meeting, his food untouched "Corvus, aren't you going to eat?" "oh uh... yes...?" *awkwardly pokes fork full of food at beak* "mm yes... uh... so good..."
Broccoli, shrimp & a tentacle......oh and you made sure you touched all of my food before passing it to me. You shouldn't have Dave, you really shouldn't have!
I really love how Dave talks when he has that little pause between words sometimes. It is a very distinct personality trait and gives me hella ASMR. Sometimes he doesn't talk like that though. Wish he talked like that all the time.
If he like choked on this tentacle, his wife would check on him, and Dave can't breath. And they'd call an ambulance... the doctors would be so weirded out
I love how ER doesn’t seem too enthusiastic about the tentacle when he takes his first bite, yet he still remains in character. Respect for the craft. Rift, you’re The Godfather of ASMR 👌👍
This episode brought to you by delicious Old Bay Seasoned Cheese Curls, "One of the Most Wonderful Inventions Ever Made in the History of the Entire Universe Ever. CHEESE CURLS!"
Daniel Fouts I can't lie... The Tin Foil Hat Society has been a long-time favorite series of mine but I love them all! Wait... let me see how many I can remember. Margaret, candy man, the professor, Corvus, Dave, the repair man... There are almost too many to remember! Man, pick anyone as my favorite at this point haha
Daniel Fouts It's funny because I haven't even started to watch this video yet lol but right about now sounds great so I'll see you all later... IM HEADED TO THE RIFT. I have double checked and yes, I'm wearing a TINfoil hat. Not aluminum!
“Honey, what did I tell you about calling your father a fish guy? He’s amphibious, and you should respect that. I didn’t raise a *racist,* did I, *Timmy?”*
I wouldn't worry about it, it's probably long dead, given its motionlessness. I'm sure it was already used to implant someone, its probably been treated to prevent rotting, you know, like a taxidermy.
Dude, you're so funny, I've never heard such an awful since the time my friend he said he would commit suicide if he a joke talking about darkness, the void, etc
You and I have the same empathetic feelings however, I'm starting to lose my morality to the point where if an orphan slightly offended me, I would not hesitate to stab them.
I'm so stressed out from work but it's nice to sleep to a nice lunch with Dave. His pace of life is so calm. Also cage free cheese curls for me, ya shouldn't have Dave :)
For anyone who cares, fruits are NOT mostly sugar, the sugar in fruits isn't considered the same compared to sugar in a soft drink. Fruits are mostly vitamins, fibers, and antioxidants. The sugar in fruits is digested slower so the effect it has on your body is almost nonexistent. But yes, vegetables are better for you than fruits, but fruits are in a close second. Just don't want some people to be misinformed. I learned a lot about healthy foods, being a former fat kid, this stuff gets drilled into your head.
Sup Rift. I watched this video many times, fallen asleep to it many times. I made this meal, no seriously, and boy was it amazing. I've never tried tentacle before but wow, it was, well it was simply delicious! Thanks for being awesome man!
I'm not sure if anyone has said this but if so I want to say it again. Thank You for not only a detailed roleplay but also eating (which I think would be a little hard to do). So thank you for taking time out of your day to do this for us. I also wanted to mention I had a lovely time.
you should do a video where you casually walk into a store and buy everyday goods and just act normal as fuck. I'd love to see people's reactions hahaha
Okay almost every night I watch this before bed because I love this video that much I just think it's so cute however every time I watch it is high key feel like I get roasted at 0:54 - 0:58 like am I that spooky looking that you can't tell if I'm human or not? Hahaha
you are so creative compared to any other ASMR artist on youtube (imo). It's what really makes you stand out. I especially love when you do your cardboard videos. You are definitely one of my top 3 favorite ASMR artists. I really think you deserve more viewers/subscribers. *Thank you*
Had a nice nap with this earlier, some wonderful eating sounds in this video! thanks Dave :D I loved the crinkly sound of the dinner napkin, would it be possible to hear more of that particular napkin sound in the future? :D
Paul quick question for you, what's the living situation like at your house? I can only imagine how bad the shower situation gets with Dave living there.
Ephemeral Rift wait so the sanitarium keeps its patients in apartments? Not quarantined cells? A sanitarium is for people with long term illnesses like tuberculosis!
The cheese curls are actually harvested from Cheese Curillas, which live right here in Wisconsin. Then when they reach age they get shipped around the world and innsmouth applies the old bay seasoning after killing and harvesting the curls from the Curillas.
Can we all realise that Uncle E prepared a full meal, set up a microphone, put on a costume AND makeup (and the costume is very pricey at that), ate greasy food and kept an accent for an hour or so, while trying to solve a rubix cube. that's dedication to the art!!! great video.
Dude elevates the art.
No ads
Miles Peck thank you for acknowledging him and his effort 👍🏼
Wonderful peace of art
He does the character so well sometimes I question if this is all more than just a UA-cam channel...
"I love you, as a friend."
I just got friend zoned by a fish dude.
Proxy Foxy xD
Proxy Foxy TrIGgEReD
Proxy Foxy I legit laughed out loud and woke up my daughter lol
oh my.... that's awfully triggering
you took Bo Burnham's advice and still got friend-zoned
Weren't we all once in a life?
i like to imagine corvus sitting at the dinner table at the staff meeting, his food untouched
"Corvus, aren't you going to eat?"
"oh uh... yes...?"
*awkwardly pokes fork full of food at beak*
"mm yes... uh... so good..."
Haha
XD
Naah don't worry about,maybe he had some food inside of his beak.
He SLIGHTLY lifts the mask and puts the food in it
@@glitchtrap9112 yeah like that video called "ASMR PLAGUE DOCTOR DIARIES 2" he usually lift his mask but he censored it when he is drinking wine :/
"You are human? Sometimes it's hard for me to tell..." Did Dave just roast us?
It depends upon your answer to that question.
Wow you responded to him
Question is that really a roast?
No he just ashamed our gender
I think he did
Broccoli, shrimp & a tentacle......oh and you made sure you touched all of my food before passing it to me. You shouldn't have Dave, you really shouldn't have!
ASMR Angel lmao
ASMR Angel that's what i was thinking 😂
It's like the blessing of the Pope!
ASMR Angel 😂😂😂
Extra flavor
Am I the only one who just watches these for the lore and characters sometimes?
Superhumicorn saaaaaaaaammmeeee
Same!
Superhumicorn yeah, I really like learning about their backgrounds and stuff.
Superhumicorn yes
N. Snow You think they are horrible because you don’t experience the rather pleasurable tingles that some do when listening to the certain sounds
Ever since he murde- I mean solved Ethan pineapple's depression Dave has had a special place in my heart. Hope we get even more in the future
Oh, there will be more. There is always more.
Ephemeral Rift
how do you speak R'leahn So fluently.............Raising some Flags My friend
What video was that?
Pandoras Flame the relaxation of Ethan pineapple
I really love how Dave talks when he has that little pause between words sometimes. It is a very distinct personality trait and gives me hella ASMR. Sometimes he doesn't talk like that though. Wish he talked like that all the time.
I realize I’m two years late here lol but I think he did that specifically for this video to try and add depth to his character a bit
Im in 2021
Oh yes...dave hooks up the tingles !!!
I think it’s because English isn’t his first language.
His first language is whatever language the deep ones speak.
It’s called R’leahn I think.
Contrary to most people on this channel, Dave is my favourite character. Most people favor Corvus. He's damn good, but nothing beats that Deep One!
Same here.
Damian Skrok agreed
Damian Skrok couldn't agree more
Damian Skrok agree
Damian Skrok I really enjoy rift by himself or lampert shade because of his mythic voice
i dont know how to explain to my friends what im watching anymore
If you need to explain, they aren't true friends.
true that!
Tell them that you are watching a gift from god.
It’s been a while since this video came out but it is true real friends don’t need an explanation they accept you for you
@@c0rvus__842 I'm reluctant to believe in god 100% but I like to think that it's probably 50/50
If he like choked on this tentacle, his wife would check on him, and Dave can't breath. And they'd call an ambulance... the doctors would be so weirded out
hahah thanks for the morning laugh!
mk I'm evil becaus I can't stop laughing at this and imagining Dave slamming his fists on the table and coughing and swearing.
I read your comment wrong and I have such a dirty mind....but anyways for real😂
They would get Corvus to treat him
@@lewisreviews3142 you just made fuggin wheeze at 1 am
"Dad, can you drive me to school?" "Not now, son."
need a little revive?
are you winning, dad?
Torsofuc
Dave is so sweet. I think he'll be a great friend. TT
I love how ER doesn’t seem too enthusiastic about the tentacle when he takes his first bite, yet he still remains in character. Respect for the craft. Rift, you’re The Godfather of ASMR 👌👍
Yes
This episode brought to you by delicious Old Bay Seasoned Cheese Curls, "One of the Most Wonderful Inventions Ever Made in the History of the Entire Universe Ever. CHEESE CURLS!"
PREACH IT!
THEDEFINITIONOFIRONY Fun Fact: I didn't know Cheese Curls existed until i saw the video.
pretty good preach ER
Ephemeral Rift HI
I bet they are delicious. I love old bay seasoning.
" I hope you don't mind, I'm a bit of a messy eater"
*pours water onto head*
Omg
Thank you, Paul! Your upload schedule is insane! Can't wait to listen!
Daniel Fouts Legendary! Awesome podcast as well!
Dr. Corvus D. Clemmons.
Daniel Fouts I can't lie... The Tin Foil Hat Society has been a long-time favorite series of mine but I love them all! Wait... let me see how many I can remember. Margaret, candy man, the professor, Corvus, Dave, the repair man... There are almost too many to remember! Man, pick anyone as my favorite at this point haha
Daniel Fouts It's funny because I haven't even started to watch this video yet lol but right about now sounds great so I'll see you all later... IM HEADED TO THE RIFT. I have double checked and yes, I'm wearing a TINfoil hat. Not aluminum!
Chillionaire it's pronounced uncle E
Legend has it... he is still trying to solve it to this day...
Magic 8 Ball XD
To this day...
Hi
That's what she said eh?
Legend has it his guest still hasn’t eaten the leftover tentacle 😂
"You are human, sometimes it's hard for me to tell" Damn savage Dave
Dave struggling to say "vegetables" never fails to crack me up.
Damn 5 years later and this is still one of my favourite go-to videos!! Its timeless. Give me alllllll the tingles.
"Mom, there is a weird fish guy in the kitchen!"
Another Fish guy? Gimme that shovel
“Honey, what did I tell you about calling your father a fish guy? He’s amphibious, and you should respect that. I didn’t raise a *racist,* did I, *Timmy?”*
Well Timmy.
*did I?*
@@bluepheonix2455 that is the most threatening question ever
"It's all good in the Innsmouth hood." - Deep-One Dave
i love dave. he is the sweetest, kindest, most adorable amphibian cross breed ever.
the food looks delicious!,but I'm still keeping an eye on that damn facehugger on top of the mini oven 😐
FinntheMexican same here...
FinntheMexican I didn't even know it was there
FinntheMexican noticed it just before reading this comment
Interesting, I've only heard them called toaster ovens. Not bashing you; but interesting!
I wouldn't worry about it, it's probably long dead, given its motionlessness. I'm sure it was already used to implant someone, its probably been treated to prevent rotting, you know, like a taxidermy.
Hearing Dave telling me he loves me (as a friend) just melts my (probably human) heart.
"I love you, as a friend"
*Friend zoned again* 😢
Is it just me, or is there something strange about that toaster in the background? O_O
It's just a figment of your imagination.
The Blackadder its a face hugger
Chaotic Gaming YO SHIT I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Oh, there's Gareth! My pet face hugger :D
@@tabithathecat great but now your pet is starting to look at me..
"Finally some good f*cking food"
- Gordon Ramsay
"and for a snack..." but we're legit eating lunch, why do we need a snack
Snack is the most important part of the meal.
Ephemeral Rift I've been raised improperly then because i've never had the most important part of the meal
@@katelnrigby101 it's been 4 years, have you experienced the most important part of the meal yet?
Dave should open his own fast food restaurant called "Deep Fried Dave's"
That’s cannibalism. 0_o
dave: so what do you like to do when not being tested on?
me: i eat the souls of the innocent!
dave: that's very interesting
emo
Dude, you're so funny, I've never heard such an awful since the time my friend he said he would commit suicide if he a joke talking about darkness, the void, etc
Man i feel bad, I would've eaten that food completely and thanked Dave.
You and I have the same empathetic feelings however, I'm starting to lose my morality to the point where if an orphan slightly offended me, I would not hesitate to stab them.
This is one of the most glorious videos I've ever watched. I just want to break down and cry.
Dave's house in innsmouth looks suspiciously like Paul's house in Pennsylvania. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Baseballman1224 Dave is actually Paul in a mask
Actually we all live in an apartment complex, and all the units have the same layout.
Naemo Paul is Dave on a mask.
Ephemeral Rift enjoy the snowstorm in Pennsylvania? we got 2 feet in the poconos
Kalameet its a joke.
Dave is so sweet and innocent. So pure and caring. I love him sm .
Dave looks like hes on a strictly algea and swamp grass diet.
I agree
Why am I still commenting that I thought he was a Falmor
Did this amphibian human crossbreed just put his hands all over my plate and hand it right to me immediately after?
You should be honored he touched your food!
Yes, yes he did
@@EphemeralRift why
I'm so stressed out from work but it's nice to sleep to a nice lunch with Dave. His pace of life is so calm. Also cage free cheese curls for me, ya shouldn't have Dave :)
For anyone who cares, fruits are NOT mostly sugar, the sugar in fruits isn't considered the same compared to sugar in a soft drink. Fruits are mostly vitamins, fibers, and antioxidants. The sugar in fruits is digested slower so the effect it has on your body is almost nonexistent. But yes, vegetables are better for you than fruits, but fruits are in a close second. Just don't want some people to be misinformed. I learned a lot about healthy foods, being a former fat kid, this stuff gets drilled into your head.
Josh JeanJacket Jaeger what kinda person does that it’s duckin scary.
Eat a whole lobster next! There's nothing like the relaxing sounds of cracking open its carapace.
Or boiling it first so we can hear its screams?
Ephemeral Rift Just drive a knife right through it's head, that is what my dad does. It's a quick way to kill if you stab it in the right place.
Can Bulut (sarcasm)
@@EphemeralRift I wonder if lobster screams would be ASMR-y...
I watch this again and again, Dave just makes me feel like I kinda matter to the world for a second, and its really....nice, for a change haha
i was a vegan before watching this video
Daniel Fouts shut
are you a vegan after this video?
ZombieToad obviously not. They ate squid,shrimp and humanely killed cheese curls.
and you're still vegan after this video
Vincent Wang how do you know
"My dad went to the store and never came back :( now I have a step dad called Dave"
"Relax with Stepdad Dave". Hm...
Farther why do you cry
@@EphemeralRift Please make that 😂😂😂
so, if Dave is eating squid, does that mean he's a cannibal?
Well, you're a mammal and eat other mammals don't you ?
+Daniel Fouts when all you have is teeth everything looks chewy
I may be a mammal, that doesn't mean I eat other humans.
Are you trying to say Dave is a squid?
Chillionaire he's not a squid and fish eat other fish anyway so no
I would actually eat that as long as it's not poisoned
Oh yeah, the tentacle is raw, buuuuuut its still edible
8:26 *having a normal lunch with a friend*
Dave: do you... do you like bottle cap sounds
Me: *tying to think of a response*
The production value is so high it makes want to quit hahahahah i love this channel so much :))) such elegant visuals, and great sound quality
i love you saying 'tentacle'
Lol, than
Let's talk about 'hentai'
@@niabluelake8396 why am i not surprised, i should be surprised but this is the norm for youtube these days
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h.p. lovecraft would be both confused and flattered. dave is my favorite, right next to corvus. good to see you my slimy amphibious buddy.
I don't know.. maybe HPL would be turning over in his grave ;)
Ephemeral Rift how could he be turning when he'd be so relaxed by the tingles lol
I look back to this video and think Uncle E just has all his characters just chilling in his house and he just goes on with his day
Sup Rift. I watched this video many times, fallen asleep to it many times. I made this meal, no seriously, and boy was it amazing. I've never tried tentacle before but wow, it was, well it was simply delicious! Thanks for being awesome man!
How many Tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-Tickles :)
Lunch with Dave will forever be one of my go-to videos if I'm struggling to drift off. Thanks E!
Imagine a thief breaking in and coming across a fish man eating broccoli.
Shaded Riftin he'd just turn around and walk back out
I'm not sure if anyone has said this but if so I want to say it again. Thank You for not only a detailed roleplay but also eating (which I think would be a little hard to do). So thank you for taking time out of your day to do this for us. I also wanted to mention I had a lovely time.
highly requested Dave is back!!!!!!!!
This has still got to be one of my fav videos from you. This video is what got me into your crazy universe years ago
you should do a video where you casually walk into a store and buy everyday goods and just act normal as fuck. I'd love to see people's reactions hahaha
in this costume obviously
Believe me, I thought of that.
it'd be like one of those "social experiment" videos, except not painfully stupid.
I love your roleplaying videos! I honestly can't believe you were even able to eat with the mask on!
I love how you reference the other characters, it really brings them all to life
Okay almost every night I watch this before bed because I love this video that much I just think it's so cute however every time I watch it is high key feel like I get roasted at 0:54 - 0:58 like am I that spooky looking that you can't tell if I'm human or not? Hahaha
Aww, the way Dave eats is so cute. :3
Deep One Dave reminds me of Mr. Rogers in some strange way. I think the unconscious nostalgia is part of why he's so relaxing.
Thanks for another great video! wondering if we'll be getting another candyman video soon?
Keyword: soon ;)
The "Let's eat!" series is the best thing ever!!!
Dave: I love you
Me: Aww, I love you t-
Dave: As a friend
Me: Wait, wha-
Dave: Platonically
Me: *cries*
Dave is such a wholesome character. He is probably my favorite character you play, along with corvus
I love seafood.
Wait, if I said that to Dave, would that offend him?
Max Grassy
Well he's eating tentacles himself soooo...
He'd probably approve, he's a Deep One, I'm sure the majority of his diet is fresh fish or crab.
I'm British so when you said "that's why I'm on the football team, I have good hands" messed up my mind 😂
Was I the only one who got shook when he stabbed that apple??
I like how the face hugger is just chilling on the little tv in the background
I honestly felt like an asshole for not eating my tentacle. But those Old bay seasoned cheese curls, though! 😂
you are so creative compared to any other ASMR artist on youtube (imo). It's what really makes you stand out. I especially love when you do your cardboard videos. You are definitely one of my top 3 favorite ASMR artists. I really think you deserve more viewers/subscribers. *Thank you*
When Dave moves his head down to chew, his left eye actually looks like a fish eye.
You shaking the bag and the puffs dropping gave me such a great tingle! Thank you!
Ive dreamed of this for many a year, finally i can sleep easy
This really helped unwind after a long day of classes!
I love the happiness in his voice when he said cheese curls
Edit: I also love when he eat the food he looks so disappointed or disgusted
That should be the new cheese curl logo "humanely raised and humanely killed. Less guilt with every bite!"
Uncle E, Iggy Manley and Dave must be roommates because they have a similar kitchen
They all live together like in a college frat
I love Dave! He's the chillest mutant dude I have ever seen! I'd love to be his friend in real life!
Dave should make his own ASMR channel. :)
I've always love Dave, such a kind hearted fish :)
Had a nice nap with this earlier, some wonderful eating sounds in this video! thanks Dave :D
I loved the crinkly sound of the dinner napkin, would it be possible to hear more of that particular napkin sound in the future? :D
Using this to practice talking with someone and honestly this is the best lunch I've had with someone. Thank you Mr. Dave!
Paul quick question for you, what's the living situation like at your house? I can only imagine how bad the shower situation gets with Dave living there.
As I commented elsewhere, we all live in an apartment complex. So all the units have the same layout, appliances, etc.
IonicSarge excuse me that's kinda racist. just cuz he's a monster doesn't make him THAT bad. open your mind, you biased lunatic. #MonsterLivesMatter
Ephemeral Rift wait so the sanitarium keeps its patients in apartments? Not quarantined cells? A sanitarium is for people with long term illnesses like tuberculosis!
The cheese curls are actually harvested from Cheese Curillas, which live right here in Wisconsin. Then when they reach age they get shipped around the world and innsmouth applies the old bay seasoning after killing and harvesting the curls from the Curillas.
*touches all the food with his bare hands*
"this is your plate!"
...I'm not eating that...
I swear, that tentacle looks so good it actually made me hungry.+ I would have eaten everything you served Dave.
Theres a face hugger bro chillin on top of the microwave
Deep one dave,my favorite character has returned from the depths!
Deep one Dave? More like deep on SLAYS! Killing it with the fashion choice my boy!
Some of the most creative videos I've seen so far have been with Dave, would love to see more
31:52
Dave:
“Juicy apple here”
Person dining with him:
“Yeah looks really good, where do you g--“ *HUUUMMMPPPHHH*
“Gaaahhh daaaayyuuummmnn aha *cough* aaaahh”
I know it doesn’t hit the person but imagine if it did😂
Haha i love it! One of my favorite characters for many reasons, mostly because its relaxing, my main man Dave so thoughtful!
Dave is so adorable, I want to have dinner with him!
24:19 this part actually made me laugh a bit😂
I'm.. not sure I was aware that Dave worked at the Sanitarium? Was anyone else?
JMBAD
he talks about it in his thrift store video
JMBAD the video where he opened the thrift store he said he works as a doctor at the Arkham sanitarium
Ah, gotcha! Thanks guys!
JMBAD yeah, he's the hair cuter/doctor.... seems like a lot of doctors being there now
JMBAD he never shows up there in a Dave video, but I figured, yeah.
I love how his bib keeps falling off without him noticing till like 2 min later