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  • @princessleai
    @princessleai Рік тому +5449

    I love it when a House walks into a room and he looks so uninvited

  • @ricktwisty5636
    @ricktwisty5636 Рік тому +2677

    "He's not in pain, he's climaxing!"
    Pinhead: "WHY NOT BOTH?"

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 7 місяців тому +50

      "Demons to some, angels to others."

    • @UltimateBingus
      @UltimateBingus 7 місяців тому +49

      The box. You opened it, and I came. 😩

    • @ellyelysha288
      @ellyelysha288 7 місяців тому +13

      Who you callin’ Pinhead?😂

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@ellyelysha288Which one of you is Dirty Dan?

    • @ellyelysha288
      @ellyelysha288 6 місяців тому +6

      @@CyberController- Uhh… i am.
      (Gets threwn by monster sized Sandy)

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 2 роки тому +7804

    House with a migraine is a whole mood

    • @mightyobserver12
      @mightyobserver12 2 роки тому +41

      Withdrawal

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf 2 роки тому +275

      @@mightyobserver12 nope. he gave himself a migraine to prove that someones anti migraine meds dont work lol

    • @virginiaconnor8350
      @virginiaconnor8350 Рік тому +45

      House is unusual. He thinks differently than the other drs. I didn't know if he has Asperger's Syndrome or what, but I like him better than some of the other drs. there or on tv, though I do like Dr. Phlox and the Good Dr.

    • @gui.ribeiro
      @gui.ribeiro Рік тому +79

      @@virginiaconnor8350 They created the character House based on Sherlock Holmes and his deduction skills, so he may be a sociopath, which actually fits in much more on house then on sherlock.
      "Sociopathy refers to a pattern of antisocial behaviors and attitudes, including manipulation, deceit, aggression, and a lack of empathy for others."

    • @venithomas201
      @venithomas201 Рік тому +2

      Lol!!

  • @ManaAsuhaS3
    @ManaAsuhaS3 2 роки тому +8804

    "could pain medication cause an orgasm?"
    "i wish"
    XD

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 Рік тому +105

      Depends who you’re asking and who’s good at chemistry… breaking bad

    • @oratiloelephoto2106
      @oratiloelephoto2106 Рік тому +31

      At 37 never had one. I'd love to have a chemical help you get one.

    • @Silencer796
      @Silencer796 Рік тому +7

      @@oratiloelephoto2106 lol

    • @alyshasocie6120
      @alyshasocie6120 Рік тому +3

      House would know lol

    • @yw4039
      @yw4039 Рік тому +1

      😆😆😆😆

  • @countryrat2431
    @countryrat2431 Рік тому +1684

    House with a migraine is so relatable. Just chillin under a table with a book as a pillow while talking

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue Рік тому

      he's not in pain he's climaxing it's a perfectly normal response to getting your skin burned off you know🤣🤣🤣

    • @kassanovabloodgood9122
      @kassanovabloodgood9122 7 місяців тому +28

      Doesn't matter where or how, but laying down with a migraine is fantastic.

    • @thebyrd433
      @thebyrd433 7 місяців тому +23

      @@kassanovabloodgood9122 Laying down on a cold, hard floor in a dark room didn't help my migraines, but they kept things calm, so it didn't throb as much and I was less likely to vomit. I totally understand the in-the-dark-under-the-table-on-the-floor. It was getting injectable vasodilators that saved me from a world of hurt, though. Haven't had a migraine last longer than 15 minutes since.

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner 6 місяців тому

      How does a Vicodin addict get a headache? He’s doing opiates wrong.

  • @jilla-dr9hu
    @jilla-dr9hu Рік тому +807

    Imagine waking up with so badly burned , you see your skin charred off and feel worst pain of your life. 😢 he did a good acting job of the pain and shock of his burns. Damn. The makeup job was pretty good too

    • @LiPo5000
      @LiPo5000 Рік тому +2

      I have seen people with 60% of their body burned smiling and laughing because the nerves had the ends burnt off. Three days later, these patients were dead!
      Nothing was there to stop the "Bacteria" from entering the body. Most people don't realize this.

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions 6 місяців тому +14

      I know. Really felt bad for him. ❤

    • @chickchoc
      @chickchoc 5 місяців тому +9

      If his burns were bad enough, the nerves would be damaged and he wouldn't feel pain.

    • @benjamincornia7311
      @benjamincornia7311 3 місяці тому +18

      @@chickchoc In the areas with third degree burns, this is true. The type of burn in the video would still be extremely painful. One may lose feeling in their skin due to a severe burn, but they will feel pain deeper in their tissue.

  • @absolutionwolf3517
    @absolutionwolf3517 2 місяці тому +70

    I like how House is chilling on the floor and everyone else just rearranges their chairs around him.

  • @VanadiumMC
    @VanadiumMC 8 місяців тому +174

    Chase is my favorite of all of them "You plug it in" The pure sass

    • @ChrisM-qo1jc
      @ChrisM-qo1jc 5 місяців тому +1

      lol he's such a coward

  • @princesat8560
    @princesat8560 2 роки тому +8901

    I understand why people would rather die than have house as a doctor. However, as a black woman who has been given the run around from doctors, I would love having someone who only cared about finding what was wrong with me. Empathy or not

    • @lstarsabb
      @lstarsabb 2 роки тому +219

      Yeah it's gotten bad with doctors since Covid

    • @marklebury
      @marklebury 2 роки тому +169

      I've heard of racial discrimination in other fields, but out of couriosity, what happens when you get a racist doctor? Do they assume things based on your race, or do they just not seem to care that much about your well being?

    • @princesat8560
      @princesat8560 2 роки тому +410

      @@marklebury more of they don’t really care what’s wrong. Like they do the bare minimum. For instance, they gave me a med that barely helped with what was wrong with me. Well I had a bad motor reaction to it in my jaw. I also have tmj. Luckily I took a Benadryl before we went because they didn’t even check on me or brought me to the back. The only time I saw a doctor was when I was getting discharged

    • @lstarsabb
      @lstarsabb 2 роки тому +223

      @@marklebury yes it the lack of care and the biases. A lot doctors brush off our physical pain cause of the stereotype " we are strong and endure" most of the time I think it's unintentional but it is a probably there are many story's on people they brush off that end up almost dying because they need more care.

    • @awak3100
      @awak3100 2 роки тому +133

      @@marklebury For some reason even after ALL those years of studying a lot of racist doctors think black ppl feel less pain. I've once seen doctors arguing where one of them say 'not to be racist but since black people are more agressive they should feel less pain right?'. I was like 9 when I heard it but not surprised cause I live in a country where racism is big/

  • @buddyfriendpalio
    @buddyfriendpalio Рік тому +1455

    I can't believe Skyler sent teds son to the hospital. phenomenal writing, bravo Vince!

    • @Gucc802
      @Gucc802 Рік тому +101

      I scrolled down to see how far id need to go to see the ted benecke reference

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus Рік тому +23

      Ooohh that's where I recognized the dad from. Thank you!

    • @Cody-ps3wy
      @Cody-ps3wy Рік тому

      Dude same actor not ted

    • @SadCrabMan23
      @SadCrabMan23 Рік тому +11

      What did BINCE mean by this?

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk Рік тому +13

      @@Cody-ps3wyHouse and BB aren’t the same universe? Shocking haha

  • @ManuelRiccobono
    @ManuelRiccobono Рік тому +292

    4:25 i was not expecting house to say a genuine "thank you"

    • @dacaba
      @dacaba 2 місяці тому +2

      Me too

  • @drjohnsonhungwell5115
    @drjohnsonhungwell5115 2 роки тому +6567

    The actor playing the patient should win an Oscar for his performance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itspatcher306
      @itspatcher306 2 роки тому +200

      He wasn't acting....

    • @letmedream84
      @letmedream84 2 роки тому +62

      @@itspatcher306 how can you know mister nobody?

    • @squarebodycasewademckenney6190
      @squarebodycasewademckenney6190 Рік тому +80

      Maybe he wasn't acting.... 😎

    • @FamilyHistoriandude
      @FamilyHistoriandude Рік тому +64

      @@letmedream84 maybe he was the actor, mister nobody.

    • @mattfgln
      @mattfgln Рік тому +78

      He wasn’t acting . In fact they made him clean the sticky mess he made/shot 😅 also he apologised to the actress for what he did in plain view

  • @krazyraejr
    @krazyraejr Рік тому +1469

    house having a migraine and laying on the floor is actually how i get with migraines.

    • @lisabeaver2919
      @lisabeaver2919 Рік тому +14

      Me too..I am taking Imatrex now which does help some what.

    • @DrakineRazorwing
      @DrakineRazorwing Рік тому +16

      Literally the second I saw him lay on the floor I was here like "oh I do that with migraines lol"

    • @wolflinggon5664
      @wolflinggon5664 Рік тому +8

      That is absolutely me too. Curled up in the dark on the floor

    • @krazyraejr
      @krazyraejr Рік тому +5

      @@wolflinggon5664 the floor is the best any time you have body pain, it just feels better.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 Рік тому +12

      Bathroom floor is the best place for pain, nausea, anything that won't allow sleep.

  • @mar-k7104
    @mar-k7104 2 роки тому +3629

    The mothers acting was really good, I felt so bad for her

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 роки тому +11

      I did't

    • @renatashp
      @renatashp Рік тому +10

      Me too 😓 she is a good mom.

    • @ravin6771
      @ravin6771 Рік тому +15

      @@renatashp didn't she give her kid pot?

    • @GameOn71213
      @GameOn71213 Рік тому +7

      She was Paige's mom on charmed, I mean the adopted mom

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 Рік тому +33

      @@ravin6771 HA! As if Pot is all that bad, if she gave the kid black tar heroin then that'd be something.

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 2 роки тому +1121

    6:23
    "Yeah, but do you know how much crap he's got in his system from dealing with those burns? The guy could have the Spanish Armada floating through his bloodstream, and we wouldn't know about it until they started firing cannons."
    *LOL* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LiPo5000
      @LiPo5000 Рік тому +23

      Yes, the bacteria starts flying into the burn victims body almost instantly.

    • @hellsmyhome8979
      @hellsmyhome8979 7 місяців тому +3

      @@LiPo5000 yup

  • @arthasmenethil2201
    @arthasmenethil2201 Рік тому +407

    As a person who suffers from migraine every now and then, he's spot on.

  • @daftzeta3671
    @daftzeta3671 Рік тому +487

    As an epileptic, that burned kid doing seizures is about as accurate as I can remember, I've only been awake for one grand mal.

    • @jesterkali595
      @jesterkali595 Рік тому +17

      That's really interesting. As someone with Focal Aware Seizures, I have never heard of being awake during a grand mal. Didn't know it was possible. Must be just as scary.

    • @finnstewart4747
      @finnstewart4747 8 місяців тому +13

      I wasn't even aware you could be conscious for a Grand Mal. I was diagnosed with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy a few months ago, and my Grand Mal seizures just mean I'm spending the rest of the day in bed. New fear for my next seizure.

    • @adityajadav9933
      @adityajadav9933 7 місяців тому +4

      I'm not an expert but I do think it's not possible for you to be awake during a grand mal. A grand mal is disorganized discharge of your entire brain, including your consciousness centres, if you were awake that means it's not a grand mal seizure.

    • @daftzeta3671
      @daftzeta3671 7 місяців тому

      @adityajadav9933 I'm not sure, but I have been awake for two full body seizures, first one I had no fucking clue as to what was happening. These, again, puzzle my doctors. I remember the first vaguely, but mostly what happened after as I tried figuring out what was happening and hopped on my xbox trying to ask friends about it. Was only 16. The other at work. My seizures are triggered via stress, if that matters at all.

    • @daftzeta3671
      @daftzeta3671 7 місяців тому +1

      Looked into it a bit more just now, focal aware seizures apparently. They're only partial, but for the most part mimic a grand mal. I have had grand mal, and was aware of what was happening up to a certain point, I remember blacking out and having tried to speak before it happens, but I couldn't move anything.

  • @PaulaDautremont
    @PaulaDautremont Рік тому +103

    I was a burn nurse in the Army so I found this episode fascinating.

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 10 місяців тому +48

    Pretty sure they could have given the poor guy a nerve blocker like an epidural before waking him up. Then he's fully alert but not in agony.

  • @lvk9657
    @lvk9657 2 роки тому +1322

    I had seratonin syndrome from a mix of a few meds I was prescribed interacting badly with one another. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life, I thought I was going to die.

    • @ulisesvazquez4273
      @ulisesvazquez4273 Рік тому +13

      What meds did you take at the same time?

    • @SerbianMeerkat
      @SerbianMeerkat Рік тому +132

      @@ulisesvazquez4273 thinking of trying something new to spice up your Friday nights?

    • @user-zm7zl9lc6j
      @user-zm7zl9lc6j Рік тому +16

      @@ulisesvazquez4273 probably ssris

    • @jimmehsaint
      @jimmehsaint Рік тому +85

      @@ulisesvazquez4273 Antidepressants and cough meds that have dextromethorphan in them will do that. Found that one out the hard way.

    • @samanthaparris6379
      @samanthaparris6379 Рік тому +19

      did your doctors not review your med list before prescribing? especially if you were already on antidepressants?

  • @lunanight2151
    @lunanight2151 Рік тому +506

    House is part of my childhood. I use to think my dad and house where exactly alike. I still do minus the drug addiction. It was made worse due to my dad having issues walking and being in constant pain due to MS.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому +4

      your not in pain your climaxing🤣

  • @Squiiiiiiii117
    @Squiiiiiiii117 Рік тому +45

    house just casually picking answers till he’s right

    • @hopeebrown81
      @hopeebrown81 8 місяців тому +5

      A diagnostician has to test the theory of the clues the body is giving. It's not guessing there's literally algorithms to it.

  • @jordondraggon1459
    @jordondraggon1459 2 роки тому +890

    Foremans face in the thumbnail ! 😂

  • @KatalinaKristina
    @KatalinaKristina Рік тому +187

    When they woke him up, my heart broke.....

  • @irift3
    @irift3 Рік тому +322

    Good to see that Ted got better after his accident at the house with Huell and Kuby.

    • @Eyan-
      @Eyan- Рік тому +22

      I know and he found a wife. What a nice life Ted is living.

    • @drownedpotatoes4131
      @drownedpotatoes4131 Рік тому +8

      I was searching for this comment kdndndksn

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 Рік тому +6

      Thanks for being the only one to recognise Ted and recognise he's in this episode no got else got it

    • @d_clarence6174
      @d_clarence6174 Рік тому +4

      "I fricked Ted"
      -some lady

  • @lauren6534
    @lauren6534 Рік тому +164

    i had serotonin syndrome once. hit during my college algebra exam. mine wasn’t as sever as others, however, it felt like i had overdosed

    • @thebloodybaron7
      @thebloodybaron7 Рік тому +16

      I’ve had it twice. Excessive sweating, vomiting, diarrhea, shakes, confusion. Awful.

  • @Letmetalk123
    @Letmetalk123 2 роки тому +3383

    Whoever is keeping this channel alive, you deserve bill gates’ credit card
    Edit: I’ve never gotten this many likes before my notifications broke 💀

  • @PaperImagesArtStudio
    @PaperImagesArtStudio 2 роки тому +728

    I could care less, about zero empathy from House he knows how to get the job done. I've had lupus for over 20 years I can't tell you how many doctors I've been to before I was diagnosed every personality under the.

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 роки тому +14

      its a tv show not so don't take it so literally

    • @myway24454
      @myway24454 2 роки тому +22

      Bold of you to assume that this isn’t plot armor on House’s part.

    • @shianamay9289
      @shianamay9289 2 роки тому +41

      My mom went 5 years until they found her lupus in 2010 we almost lost her 4 times and she coded in the ambulance once and was brought back to life. Only one doctor found it yes he might of been a jerk but he found It and saved her life

    • @gillpop
      @gillpop 2 роки тому +43

      As someone who’s had it for 7 years but was also misdiagnosed multiple times, I concur. Although there’s a running joke on this show saying ‘It’s never Lupus’ 🙃

    • @joshdeveaux6936
      @joshdeveaux6936 2 роки тому +2

      @@myway24454 of course he does lol, doesn’t really change that in context of the show house is almost always right

  • @CenturianTale_Halo
    @CenturianTale_Halo Рік тому +149

    "Oh if I had a nickel for every time I heard that" amazing line

  • @C.E.Ministries
    @C.E.Ministries Рік тому +385

    Dude I wish I had a doctor like House. He’s amazing. Period.

    • @grubb2103
      @grubb2103 Рік тому +19

      Just don't suffer any severe burns.

    • @kalecccxi333
      @kalecccxi333 5 місяців тому +3

      No he isn't. He's quite literally the opposite of that & should have lost his job a long time ago.

    • @Ri57490
      @Ri57490 3 місяці тому +2

      House is completely unprofessional and inappropriate.

  • @jeffshittles3664
    @jeffshittles3664 Рік тому +21

    the parent actors did an INCREDIBLE job

  • @serenitygaming2807
    @serenitygaming2807 Рік тому +76

    Nothing like giving the patient life long trauma to help him. Even if he wont remember his brain will.

  • @madelainebarth6358
    @madelainebarth6358 2 роки тому +483

    Does anyone else remember House as Mr. little???

    • @GabrielleBraswell
      @GabrielleBraswell 2 роки тому +35

      Omg yessss I just remembered that .I loved Stuart little growing up ☺️

    • @madelainebarth6358
      @madelainebarth6358 2 роки тому +23

      @@GabrielleBraswell Also in 101 Dalmatians 🙂

    • @GabrielleBraswell
      @GabrielleBraswell 2 роки тому +4

      @@madelainebarth6358 yep 😁

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 роки тому

      no

    • @Jack-er1sc
      @Jack-er1sc 2 роки тому +12

      my tenth grade physics teacher?
      srysly tho there's actually a cat in an ep of house and they used the same cat as in Stuart Little bc the cat recognised Hugh Laurie and liked him.

  • @drjohnsonhungwell5115
    @drjohnsonhungwell5115 2 роки тому +676

    The child actor should win an Oscar for his performance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 Рік тому +13

      ikr?? It's totally believable and so well done.

    • @ThanhTriet600
      @ThanhTriet600 Рік тому +42

      He wasn't a child actor. He was 22 when this episode was made. But I agree.

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 місяці тому

      Oscars are for movies....

  • @alexdee5341
    @alexdee5341 Рік тому +83

    Whoever keeps this channel alive deserves an award.

  • @ethanoldenburg6645
    @ethanoldenburg6645 2 роки тому +218

    I always do a double take when I read these titles

  • @MagosaDelBiosa
    @MagosaDelBiosa 2 роки тому +610

    Congrats on these videos making me watch House MD from Season 1 again because it's such a great show!!!
    About to start Season 3 tonight.
    Everytime a scene I rewatched pops up, I smile because I know what's coming next.
    Edit : I'm now done with all seasons of the great House M.D.

  • @alexbutler6434
    @alexbutler6434 2 роки тому +220

    His Spidey sense was tingling

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief Рік тому +52

    My remedial massage therapist has a patient whose nerves are kind of switched around. If people touch certain places, like near her ankle as one example, it has the effect of touching her genitalia. I'm not sure what caused it. She admitted it to him when he asked why she kept squirming, thinking he was hurting her lol

  • @davidm9214
    @davidm9214 Рік тому +16

    Slapping the desk is something someone with a migraine would not do

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions 6 місяців тому

      If you’re in bad enough pain I imagine you would.

    • @davidm9214
      @davidm9214 6 місяців тому +2

      @@EphemeralProductions I've had a migraine triggered by medication. Trust me he would not. The only banging sound anyone would want is a gun going off to stop the pain.

    • @бронза.вафля.конус
      @бронза.вафля.конус 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@EphemeralProductionsI've never had a migraine, but I imagine that the desk banging would be about as loud as a firework going off 1 foot away from your ears

  • @bennetboekhoff4377
    @bennetboekhoff4377 Рік тому +7

    House: don't make me say it again
    Me: skips back 10 seconds immediately

  • @kallieezzell6878
    @kallieezzell6878 Рік тому +58

    I approve of the parents actions of giving him a less dangerous drug to prevent him going behind there backs cause if he thinks they are okay with it he will less inclined to it. And even if he does start he will be less likely to hide it so they can regulate him.

    • @derrickdaniels3955
      @derrickdaniels3955 11 місяців тому +5

      That's smart

    • @viniciuslima9430
      @viniciuslima9430 11 місяців тому +13

      I have seen many parents trying this strategy but none has succeed at it.
      You can’t control addictions.

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris 10 місяців тому

      google rat park. addiction is the opposite of connection; you can control it by living in an emotionally fulfilling environment. that being said, it looks like a smaller proportion of addicts have some kind of neurological hardwiring. @@viniciuslima9430

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 8 місяців тому +3

      You do realise you're talking about a kid who's hiding his smoking habit from his parents...
      I mean he was trying to quit, tbf, but still...

  • @dancegregorydance6933
    @dancegregorydance6933 Рік тому +78

    Gives a whole new meaning to “a little death.”

  • @bronzeowl9
    @bronzeowl9 Рік тому +12

    2:46 I love Foreman for choosing to take that seat right above house lol. of all the seats....

  • @tanishalanders2212
    @tanishalanders2212 2 роки тому +213

    Foreman really use to annoy me it was like he was so jealous of House! He looked up to him as much as he felt like he was a waste of good brain cells!

    • @lifeofmarshae
      @lifeofmarshae 2 роки тому +16

      The girl annoyed me she was so ughhh

    • @boop9239
      @boop9239 2 роки тому +3

      @@lifeofmarshae Sexist lol

    • @lifeofmarshae
      @lifeofmarshae 2 роки тому +22

      @@boop9239 😑 I’m sexist because I said the girl annoyed me? You annoy me is that sexist too

    • @tanishalanders2212
      @tanishalanders2212 2 роки тому +2

      @@lifeofmarshae yeah she was annoying too!

    • @lifeofmarshae
      @lifeofmarshae 2 роки тому +4

      @@tanishalanders2212 right her and Forman annoyed me but she did the most

  • @deewood6526
    @deewood6526 2 роки тому +438

    When I was 13 or so,I was having severe pain in my my belly. When the Dr was asking me questions about the pain they asked when I started my period, at 10 yrs old,they also asked if I might be pregnant,I said Im only 13.Their response,girls your age can get pregnant,well Im not I dont do that. Apparently they didnt beleive me,so they wanted to do a pelvic exam and a pregnancy test. My Mom had stepped out of the room for a moment and they asked all of these questions. Once they mentioned the test and exam,I started to cry and told whoever was in the room w/ me to go get my Mom. Tehy didnt do either one and concluded it was kidneys giving me issues. The hospital couldve have been sued real quick if my Mom wouldve acted on it. Im grateful my Mom didnt take any crap from the Dr's. Im sure she gave them a pc of her mind that day

    • @sngreal
      @sngreal Рік тому +4

      wtf

    • @jenreii
      @jenreii Рік тому +116

      I mean... sorry for it being scary but the youngest mother was 5 years old and she was molested. So yeah someone "only 13" could definitely be pregnant.

    • @chiaisannoying
      @chiaisannoying Рік тому +70

      I think pregnancy tests are just protocol for things like these. Nonetheless I’m sorry that happened to u!! :(

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper Рік тому +63

      You had 0 grounds to sue the hospital, nor the resources I imagine

    • @supagirl277
      @supagirl277 Рік тому

      A pregnancy test could have revealed a molestation

  • @sydneyhurla5948
    @sydneyhurla5948 Рік тому +22

    That burn looks realistic to the one I had when I burned my lower leg on a four wheeler exhaust pipe
    4:52

  • @cirtt
    @cirtt Рік тому +56

    ted really recovered after beaking his neck in breaking bad

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 роки тому +335

    How does chase know what a man climaxing looks like when Cameron doesn’t?

    • @KoiYakultGreenTea
      @KoiYakultGreenTea 2 роки тому +195

      She only saw his face. Foreman was at his lower half

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 2 роки тому +8

      Man's O face vs a woman's...

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 2 роки тому +44

      He was a catholic school boy, she wasn’t

    • @Chris-qi9by
      @Chris-qi9by Рік тому +5

      Cameron was out of practice ;-)

  • @KatiavanDees
    @KatiavanDees Рік тому +57

    100% would love dr house as my doctor at least I know he would do everything he can to treat me.

  • @arthurchase4652
    @arthurchase4652 Рік тому +11

    This is the moment Ted became Heisenberg

  • @tenspretty
    @tenspretty 8 місяців тому +3

    “god you’re good. you’re putting me to sleep” LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @rimickulous
    @rimickulous Рік тому +46

    "GOD YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE PUTTING ME TO SLEEP!"

  • @sweettoothgirl
    @sweettoothgirl Рік тому +18

    I would love to have House as my Doctor!
    If something is Killing me, Please find it! No matter what happens!

  • @Eleora1997Msia
    @Eleora1997Msia 8 місяців тому +3

    as a physiotherapist, i always told my patients...
    "pain but feels good"
    "pain you gain"
    so my patient had a naughty laugh

  • @darvin-kw7st
    @darvin-kw7st 2 роки тому +192

    It seems ted beneke is not the best father

    • @builder396
      @builder396 2 роки тому +2

      What are you talking about, thats clearly Joseph Faxon from those two Stargate episodes!

    • @kiraoshiro9251
      @kiraoshiro9251 Рік тому

      @@builder396 hello stargate fan!

  • @sunshine19701989
    @sunshine19701989 2 роки тому +62

    After seeing Adam's reaction, I will never play with matches again.

  • @FlyingParrot225
    @FlyingParrot225 Рік тому +7

    4:46 air bubbles in the iv... that could never go wrong

  • @RavenFeathers90
    @RavenFeathers90 5 місяців тому +3

    He's not just climaxing. He's entering a different dimension. 🤯

  • @OnlyTwoShoes
    @OnlyTwoShoes Рік тому +9

    5:34 That air bubble would probably kill him is this was real.

    • @fbi6522
      @fbi6522 3 місяці тому

      No it wouldn't lmao

  • @turtleboy991
    @turtleboy991 5 місяців тому +3

    The idea of taking the mystery out of drugs and alcohol to lessen the likelihood of experimentation DOES seem sound. But something like that is no guarantee

  • @dentedscar123
    @dentedscar123 8 місяців тому +5

    Bros edging streak ende 💀💀💀💀

  • @biaspelangi6375
    @biaspelangi6375 Рік тому +63

    I love the character of dr. House.. he is amazing!

  • @kenneth69
    @kenneth69 Рік тому +7

    An actual apology.

  • @apurbanaskar2240
    @apurbanaskar2240 5 місяців тому +4

    Sometimes I forget that Hugh Laurie played the character of MC's dad in Stuart Little trilogy and one of Cruella De Vil's henchman in the live action 101 Dalmatians.

  • @smugsheep3307
    @smugsheep3307 Місяць тому +2

    Goonmaxing Foreman knew within a millisecond.

  • @SB_McCollum
    @SB_McCollum Рік тому +66

    Those doctors would rather do ANYTHING other than a thorough physical exam of a patient. Alas, it's common in the profession. My mother died of a tumor easily found if her docs would have done a good physical examination, but no, she never complained of a tumor in her abdomen so nobody properly palpated her belly to go looking for one. 1000% typical behavior, if it isn't a test that can be billed, then what's the point.

    • @moodylittlebitch2024
      @moodylittlebitch2024 Рік тому

      Our doctors are a fucking joke, the doctors have done nothing but fail my mother over and over again for years. A hospital full of clowns.

    • @KatalinaKristina
      @KatalinaKristina Рік тому +15

      "If it isn't a test that can be billed, then what's the point." NO TRUER WORDS

    • @TariAkpodiete
      @TariAkpodiete Рік тому +7

      Sorry about your mum, but on this show, by the time they get to House they've already been examined

    • @SB_McCollum
      @SB_McCollum Рік тому +4

      @@TariAkpodiete and yet this clip plainly shows they did not notice the nicotine stains on his fingers and the cigarette burn indicating he was a smoker. Alrighty then, they are utterly incompetent at their physical exams - which is exactly the same thing.

    • @justapassingbycommenterrem5642
      @justapassingbycommenterrem5642 Рік тому

      @@SB_McCollum well yea it's a tv show, would end in 10 mins if they found it immediately

  • @Ryukioses
    @Ryukioses 8 місяців тому +2

    That had to be a real big pill for House to swallow... "i was wrong about the depression."
    😮 House wrong?!?! 😂😂😂

  • @essiewoo
    @essiewoo Рік тому +4

    I like the early seasons where the team seems to respect House, later seasons they all seem like they resent him and hate being there

  • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
    @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 2 роки тому +42

    4:27 -- This guy's voice is very similar to Wilson's.

  • @theonefrancis696
    @theonefrancis696 Рік тому +5

    I do have recurrent strong migraines and I can tell you it's like someone is pushing a knife through your skullbones VEEEEEERY slowly.

    • @aleafff
      @aleafff 9 днів тому

      That sound absulutely horrible, I dont know much about this but I hope it's treatable😢

  • @SoftGvibes
    @SoftGvibes 2 роки тому +13

    House is me "what? You mean while-" MOOD

  • @mechellesmale3055
    @mechellesmale3055 4 місяці тому +4

    Hes not in pain... hes edging.

  • @JayLiszte
    @JayLiszte Рік тому +5

    Little did the dad know, he’d be in a historical in Albuquerque a few years later with head trauma after being an idiot and slipping on a rug.

    • @DNotzz
      @DNotzz 5 місяців тому

      Wow. Amazing. Nobody thought of that, incredible recall.

  • @MScienceCat2851
    @MScienceCat2851 4 місяці тому +4

    "No pain no gain"

  • @Luna_moon_1127
    @Luna_moon_1127 6 місяців тому +3

    7:10 Parents have no right to be angry. Yes house woke their son up when he was in pain and yes it hurt him but it was necessary. He needed to know what that kid was experiencing before the accident. I’ve seen many cases where a severely injured patient or severely burn. Patient had to be woken up briefly just to get an answer. Of course it’s not doctors preferred way of doing things if they can find the answer without putting the patient through unnecessary pain then they would try to, but if they absolutely need to wake them up. It is some thing that is done. They monitor their heart and their blood pressure and all that to make sure that they don’t go into shock or something while they’re talking to them and they re-sedate them as soon as they have to, however, the parents had no right to tell house that he couldn’t do it again, because house still didn’t get the answer he needed from the sun and again. I’ve seen cases where they’ve had to wait the patient up twice. I’ve seen cases where they’ve had to wake the patient up and while they were trying to get the information the patient got too painful and they had to put them back under and then they tried again later and got the answer although this is not the preferred way to get answers, it’s necessary to do so.

  • @purpleishpanda
    @purpleishpanda 2 роки тому +65

    damn I felt that migraine

  • @joo_tothe_yeon
    @joo_tothe_yeon 2 роки тому +78

    Thought he gonna be catching a case 😬

  • @collinpace6522
    @collinpace6522 Рік тому +29

    2:14 Those eyes!😂👀

  • @lunar3.1
    @lunar3.1 6 місяців тому +2

    house with a migraine is so me, whenever I have a migraine or a headache I’m in the most weirdest Spots Ever.

  • @swimfast724
    @swimfast724 2 роки тому +66

    That is how people get addicted to getting tattoos and piercings

  • @ll0v3lx
    @ll0v3lx Рік тому +2

    bro house is literally such a mood

  • @HeckaZecka
    @HeckaZecka Рік тому +17

    Poor Ted, this shouldn't happen to his son

  • @jones2277
    @jones2277 Рік тому +59

    House makes so many mistakes before he finds the answer.

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 8 місяців тому +3

      Well the show would be rather boring if he didn't.

  • @Gadouts
    @Gadouts Рік тому +17

    And now they say Serotonin levels have no impact on depression. Yet at the time of this show it was an accepted fact. A lot of pharma companies made a lot of money off that false claim

    • @abby999
      @abby999 Рік тому

      yeah :////

    • @MLG_Kitten
      @MLG_Kitten 7 місяців тому +1

      I literally need ssri's because I'm autistic, and have quite a few trauma related issues, so my brain doesn't make enough serotonin, short, Ive needed them most of my life but unfortunately I can't take any "safe" low dose ones because they either make me angry or irritated, can cause seizures or give me chronic hiccups. Even makes my anxiety worse, but I'm going through it. Gonna try therapy to see if that helps before going back on meds

    • @moonman239
      @moonman239 Місяць тому

      @@MLG_Kitten find a doctor that specializes in Autism Spectrum Disorders.
      (You might try looking under Child & Adolescent Psychiatry)

  • @tylerloesch1660
    @tylerloesch1660 Рік тому +1

    The plug it in line happened at just the right time for me that an ad start playing right as it was plugged in but before the ad started there was a black screen. 😂

  • @itsdannydude
    @itsdannydude 2 роки тому +10

    With the title alone I thought this was gonna be a David Chapelle sketch

  • @pey5571
    @pey5571 14 днів тому +1

    3:22 laurie sounded british here lol

  • @nikkiialexander1441
    @nikkiialexander1441 2 роки тому +13

    I was born with no soft spot on my head. Doctors wanted to cut my head open and put in a plate. Parents got a second opinion.

  • @yeetthebeatout6906
    @yeetthebeatout6906 7 місяців тому +1

    2:14
    I have never seen this man more shook than this moment

  • @cpetrizzi
    @cpetrizzi Рік тому +40

    Can any doctor out there attest to being in a situation where you had to make a decision based on a hunch that could instantly kill or cure a patient?

    • @strugglingcollegestudent
      @strugglingcollegestudent Рік тому +19

      No because that’s tv stuff

    • @sherriv4860
      @sherriv4860 Рік тому +1

      No

    • @coalsk
      @coalsk Рік тому +2

      This isn’t reddit

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 8 місяців тому

      We're talking about House, here. That's his unique little personality quirk. The odds of a doctor finding this comment are already extremely low, for them to also be an eccentric like House is just not gonna happen.

  • @davidchavarriamendez9091
    @davidchavarriamendez9091 Рік тому +5

    At least he said sorry...

  • @Al_animates
    @Al_animates 5 місяців тому +3

    damn, he got freaky-itis

  • @BeauMethaneEmissionsFromNeptun

    oh hail ted beneke has been healed

  • @RAHAnimated
    @RAHAnimated Рік тому +4

    How many times does he have to be right before they just start believing him?

  • @GrafMKristo
    @GrafMKristo 6 місяців тому +2

    2:18 I'm having a migraine, so let me loudly slam my hand onto the table which I really need now

  • @HermaeusM
    @HermaeusM 7 місяців тому +5

    I wish our medical professionals were so well staffed and supported that they could spend so much time and care on a patient like on tv 😢

  • @LemonPoppyMuffin
    @LemonPoppyMuffin Рік тому +2

    This is one of the best episodes of House

  • @lugertelevisioncompany
    @lugertelevisioncompany 2 роки тому +23

    This is the moment Ted turned into Howard Hamlin

  • @MeggaGiantMan
    @MeggaGiantMan Рік тому +2

    i love this show. 1 in 10mil chance, if he has it treatment works, if he doesnt the treatment kills him