Thats his consciousness , he feels guilty, therefore he lowers his voice as a sign of respect because all emotions leave and he symbolically bows because he's being human and saying through slight alterations of his voice that he's humbling himself before everyone and saying IM NOT PERFECT.
Wrong. It's a physiological gambit that men do to garner sympathy from others for various purposes of self-preservation. i.e. Arti Lange was doing the same thing for a very long time. They do it subconsciously. Joey needs to find some real help.
Back when I was a toddler, my Dad lifted a dual cassette boom box from a supermarket. My Mom yelled at him and made him take it back. So he took it to the customer service desk and returned it for cash. My Dad and Joey would've got along great!
EP114587 hey man I once thought the same when I first listened to him, didn’t give the man a chance but I’ll tell you what, I’m fucken glad I did Joe Diaz is as genuine as they come. True soldier
@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Beyonce is also a black woman. Joey is telling the stewardess that she is so attractive that when he gets home he is going to take down his beyonce poster, because she can't compare.
@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Chicks like stuff like that. Not all but some women love a little flattery, its not gonna close the deal but stuff like that breaks the ice.
@@stangboy88 Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter, is an African American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, and actress. She has also been named the second most beautiful woman on Earth. Making her an extremely desirable potential mate. By Joey telling the Stewardess that Beyonce is aesthetically inferior to her he is engaging in courtship with the use of humourous hyperbole, as both Joey and the stewardess understand and aknowledge that Beyonce _is in fact more attractive than her_ however the implication of own her great beauty and desirability still remains therefore no offense is taken. This gesture has effectively opened a line of communication between Joey and the stewardess, with this line of communication now established and both parties actively engaging in courtship Joey can potentially manipulate the situation to result in a physically intimate outcome. Sorry for my bad English
@38:42 _"i had them in a brown baggie so i couldn't count 'em..."_ Sometimes it's hard to imagine _all_ of Joey's stories being real, true to life recounts of actual events, but in him saying *_that;_* i've had that exact same thought after i bought or got a script of pills, where i knew i was going through them, popping & snorting them like I'd never run out & was afraid to look at how many i had left. It's those little details that make it clear he's been there, & he knows what's up. Every-time i wonder if he's just bull-shitting, or at the very-least exaggerating, & every-time he surprises me via some little intimate detail or even someone mentioning it later, verifying that even when he's talking mad shit, he's speaking from experience. Mad Flavor, spitting truth like a _motherfuckin' _*_DOCTOR._*
The first few weeks of hearing all his stories I had some of the same questions if it was all real but then I would hear him repeat the stories or mention them in regards to another story. On so many different peoples podcasts. The dude is so legit.
Let me tell you something scott. It was ‘85 or ‘86 I was in north burgen walking with my dick out and a hoe walked down the street with her mouth open one thing led to another and the next thing I know I am balls deep in a mountain of coke. You know me dawg, that shit was tremendous
Literally rolling a blunt now to listen to Uncle Joey’s stories!!! Can’t fucking wait, Joey Diaz makes my days better. When shits not going too well or life’s not great, I’ll listen to Uncle Joeys buttery voice and make me right again
In my opinion, Ms. Pat might be the funniest woman on the planet. Haven’t heard much of her stand-up but her interviews are incredibly funny and entertaining. Crazy life stories.
I LOVE Uncle Joey's appreciation for when other men hold their head up high and come to him with respect... the perfect combo of a man with cajones but not insecure to the point where he has to flex on em... 110%
Lee’s a very lucky/blessed guy to be able to sit next to ya, listening to these amazing stories!!!!!! Mr. Diaz, you’re the GOAT!! 👌🏼💯😁🤙🏼🙏🙏🙌🏼 Love from Minnesota.
I love hearing Joey just talking & telling his tales of the old days and how it was. He is 💯 % true & tells it like he feels it. He’s not saying anything to offend anyone it’s just how it was back then & how it was on the streets. Keep Keeping it on JOEY !!! I fucking love ❤️ you. Thank you for being you
Most of the time i hate reading the _"If Patrice were still here..."_ comments, cause they're usually just upvote bait, but i honestly can't think of 2 people I'd rather witness/listen to interacting w/eachother. It truly is a damn shame that we'll never get to behold the moment when the elephant in the room met the rhino from south Jersey...
I can listen to this genius of a fool, Diaz, all day. Some times his stories seem a bit over the top, but as a story teller and comedian, I let that slide. I cant get enough. Now let me snort this line right here. :)
Carbonx11 look Beyoncé is a beautiful and popular artist and telling black woman that look up to her that you are going to rip your poster down of Beyoncé because the black woman you are talking to is better looking. It works because woman want to be her and saying they are better makes them feel happy with you.
An undercover officer does not have to tell you they are a cop if asked, if you think about the idea of being "undercover" that should be obvious. Not sure where this myth came from. learn up.
College bookstore hustle is the best thing ever. I have vivid memories of my boys and I buying our books at the beginning of the semester, then going back into the crowded bookstore, grabbing second copies and returning the originals with our receipt for a refund. Ah....college.
I feel like I have serious reading comprehension issues, I feel like I'm getting this but not getting it, your saying you walked into the store with a receipt and picked up books of the shelf and got paid for them basically?
David Herman our parents gave us 500-600 bucks for books. We’d take that money, buy the books, then when the bookstore was crowded around noon, we’d go back with the books in our arms, stuff second copies in our empty bags, return the ones we got for a refund, and then return the ones we stole at the end of the semester for an additional 125 or so.
Should've made it a 10 hour better
FYI undercover cops don't have to say if they're cops
ByWhatDesign what
@@SecretJanitor What the fuck lmao
The most exciting thing is that this is just part 1…
@@fredriknerli9197 your ggrfggfggfgfggiggyou ggggggggggggg from my tfy gfhg tight righg in my group on my face
Only Joey Diaz will start a interesting story then stop mid story and tell a more interesting story
Damm rright he the only that can do it😂
Best and truest comment I've ever read bro
Truest shit I’ve ever read lmao
And he always loops it back to the first story in the end
@@KIDfromOKAGA always tells the story in the end, makes him the best storyteller
Joey, the only man alive who has 300 years of stories for a 55 year lifetime.
He's only 55... 🤨🐒
He got more stories than Buddhist monks
He’s 60 now
At 51:30 he says it was 25 years ago I was 95 🤔
@@TrentStillson yep does sound like that, obviously meant 1995
i like how his voice gets low once he talks about some crimes
Thats his consciousness , he feels guilty, therefore he lowers his voice as a sign of respect because all emotions leave and he symbolically bows because he's being human and saying through slight alterations of his voice that he's humbling himself before everyone and saying IM NOT PERFECT.
@@mattasticmattattack8546 wow
Mattastic Mattattack that, that's the most accurate thing I've heard in a minute
Wrong. It's a physiological gambit that men do to garner sympathy from others for various purposes of self-preservation. i.e. Arti Lange was doing the same thing for a very long time. They do it subconsciously. Joey needs to find some real help.
Oelkers Account woah
"That leg weighs 265, you could be Johnny MMA, you're in the third seat."
He did say that
Said the shit out of it
bantamfedor 😂😂😂😂
It's the high ground of planes
Tamur Khawaja lmaoo
The first thing he says " A corrupt cop is someone with three kids and a girlfriend ". Joey you're a legend..
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Dude i almost spit my food out when i started the video because of him saying that lol.
i guess i can’t be friends with bryces dad anymore
Tbh it’s pretty sketchy even if they are not a cop😂😂😂
@@ZKern7 q. Dc f c yk. R. Rrr.
I’m high af rn that police siren at the beginning was startling to say the least
A 🤣
Holy shit I thought there were actually cops near my house until I read this
this podcast has spooked me many a time driving and hearing sirens thinking they were behind me
I'm listening to this driving 😂😂 I felt this hard 😂😂
Bro I put my dope away!!!
Back when I was a toddler, my Dad lifted a dual cassette boom box from a supermarket. My Mom yelled at him and made him take it back. So he took it to the customer service desk and returned it for cash. My Dad and Joey would've got along great!
Same here. My dad was a crooked ass security guard. Aallll kinds of 'damaged' toys when I was little.
Sounds like my dad to haha
My dad's biggest crime I remember was saying I was 5 when I was 6 to go to the monster truck show for free. Free 5 and under.
Love me some Joey on a Holiday, it hits different
Your podcast is great. Mike vs Fury 2020
@@yaboycurtis1103 thanks brother
@@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips really dude... Why are you lying to the man?
@@dash2240 ...What?
@@chrisredfield6825 he said thanks as if its actually his podcast
It’s sad that I’ve watched all of joeys content already... Joey Diaz stories hit different
I'm plum dry
Yung B i started going back to the beginning back before the studio, maad gems
Watch the 7 hour playlist of his stories it's crazy
@@viracocha prove there bs? Just because you think it's not a real story makes it not real. GTFOH
EP114587 hey man I once thought the same when I first listened to him, didn’t give the man a chance but I’ll tell you what, I’m fucken glad I did Joe Diaz is as genuine as they come. True soldier
The best bless who ever created this
The flying jew
The Christ killa cocksuckah!
Lee muthafuckin Syatt
Yeah this clip is official (i.e. from Joey). Just like JRE Clips is official side channel for Rogan.
JF Jf lmaooo
"and if she's black I tell her I'm taking the Beyoncé poster down when I get home" bro he's a genius 😂😭
@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Beyonce is also a black woman. Joey is telling the stewardess that she is so attractive that when he gets home he is going to take down his beyonce poster, because she can't compare.
@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 english is my first language but i still didnt know what it meant
Suckmyballz Gameplays if you know black girls...its not, its gold. 😂
@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Chicks like stuff like that. Not all but some women love a little flattery, its not gonna close the deal but stuff like that breaks the ice.
@@stangboy88 Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter, is an African American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, and actress. She has also been named the second most beautiful woman on Earth. Making her an extremely desirable potential mate. By Joey telling the Stewardess that Beyonce is aesthetically inferior to her he is engaging in courtship with the use of humourous hyperbole, as both Joey and the stewardess understand and aknowledge that Beyonce _is in fact more attractive than her_ however the implication of own her great beauty and desirability still remains therefore no offense is taken. This gesture has effectively opened a line of communication between Joey and the stewardess, with this line of communication now established and both parties actively engaging in courtship Joey can potentially manipulate the situation to result in a physically intimate outcome. Sorry for my bad English
Just finished my wake and bake..... Impeccable timing
true
Same
Still going needed this for the come down
I mean... perfect timming cocksukas..
@@headbuster290 like morning wood with a moist cupcake
I love when uncle joey starts talking about crimes he starts whispering don't want nobody to hear lol a real street guy
Uncle Joey’s stories never fail to put a smile on my face! They really get me through my day and week. I can watch him tell stories literally all day
true true
He’s the most descriptive storyteller I’ve ever seen…he should teach a class and charge on the Art!!
He does!
You can’t teach coco diaz
Protect Joey forever. When he goes I’m crying for sure
Some day someone will cut up all 1000s of hours of Joey Diaz stories and put them up chronologically, from multiple angles
Imagine the day you can sit on a table with joey via tehcnology and listen to his stories as if you were really sitting there
@@jannikw you could do that now it’s just niggas are too lazy to build the innovative shit they think/thought of
Watch it on those 4 screens tvs lol
@38:42 _"i had them in a brown baggie so i couldn't count 'em..."_
Sometimes it's hard to imagine _all_ of Joey's stories being real, true to life recounts of actual events, but in him saying *_that;_* i've had that exact same thought after i bought or got a script of pills, where i knew i was going through them, popping & snorting them like I'd never run out & was afraid to look at how many i had left. It's those little details that make it clear he's been there, & he knows what's up.
Every-time i wonder if he's just bull-shitting, or at the very-least exaggerating, & every-time he surprises me via some little intimate detail or even someone mentioning it later, verifying that even when he's talking mad shit, he's speaking from experience. Mad Flavor, spitting truth like a _motherfuckin' _*_DOCTOR._*
Facts
Right? Real experiences real facts, real CoCo
The first few weeks of hearing all his stories I had some of the same questions if it was all real but then I would hear him repeat the stories or mention them in regards to another story. On so many different peoples podcasts. The dude is so legit.
@@jeremydelaney1112 Too legit to quit, Jack!
kinda just notice it go down a litttle bit at a time don’t even like counting when i know i have plenty
This man is a national treasure. That's facts.
These compilations are tremendous
Let me tell you something scott. It was ‘85 or ‘86 I was in north burgen walking with my dick out and a hoe walked down the street with her mouth open one thing led to another and the next thing I know I am balls deep in a mountain of coke.
You know me dawg, that shit was tremendous
"Is this yellow kid my father?" - Joey "Coco" Diaz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Joey is a fucking legend
That had me in tears the first time I noticed it
HAHAHA man that is too fkn good.
Its at 33:07
Lmfaaaaooooooooo
When he said the German “Turn Zeee phone off” he sounded like a Die Hard Villain 😂😂😂
Love how lee laughs At everything cause joey has him absolutely baked haha
Fuck you
Wibblet ok great
Literally rolling a blunt now to listen to Uncle Joey’s stories!!!
Can’t fucking wait, Joey Diaz makes my days better. When shits not going too well or life’s not great, I’ll listen to Uncle Joeys buttery voice and make me right again
I want to fly to Europe and back with Joey. Can you imagine twenty-odd hours of nonstop Joey?
Bad Lt. except on this video he said he doesn’t ever talk to anyone while he’s flying lmao
@@badlt.8029 Make sure you aren't in the 3rd seat
@@mayuzumiandme 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ain´t nobody flying to Europe with Uncle Joey fellonies ahah
Domingos they aint even flyin to Canada hahaha
"Is this yellow kid my father?" CRYINGGGGG
The first year of Miami Vice was the best. Mrs Pat is smart.
Philip Reed Wallace Ms Pat is hilarious. Would love to see her on the church again.
TomCL 2000 agree 100% .
Who can signal more virtue here?
Sir Vivor Sorry bro. Forgot finding women funny goes against Epic Man Code. Your attitude stinks.
In my opinion, Ms. Pat might be the funniest woman on the planet. Haven’t heard much of her stand-up but her interviews are incredibly funny and entertaining. Crazy life stories.
DIDN’T YOU HEAR HIM?!
__TURN ZE PHONE OFF__
Hahahaha this is so great
I LOVE Uncle Joey's appreciation for when other men hold their head up high and come to him with respect... the perfect combo of a man with cajones but not insecure to the point where he has to flex on em... 110%
Real gangstas don't flex nuts cuz they know that they got em.
Lee going to WORK with these vids. THANKS ✊✊
2:18 right after she laughs you hear Lee grinning. Man how that makes me crack up
😂 just heard it
enjoying some edibles, listening to some joey diaz stories. life is good.
We have been blessed,,, rejoice...
Love ya Uncle Joey🥰
Lee’s a very lucky/blessed guy to be able to sit next to ya, listening to these amazing stories!!!!!! Mr. Diaz, you’re the GOAT!! 👌🏼💯😁🤙🏼🙏🙏🙌🏼 Love from Minnesota.
I nearly shit a lung out when he was talking about the Germans on the plane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There's tears in my eyes, thank you so much!
1 hr???
Tremendous!
About to watch this like a docta!
Tremendous? Tremendous.
Growing up in jersey and living here my whole life you meet a lot of Joey diazs and I never turn down the chance for a old time story from these OGs
This is great. thanks for putting this together.
I love hearing Joey just talking & telling his tales of the old days and how it was. He is 💯 % true & tells it like he feels it. He’s not saying anything to offend anyone it’s just how it was back then & how it was on the streets. Keep Keeping it on JOEY !!! I fucking love ❤️ you. Thank you for being you
He's one of the best story tellers of all time!😁
“If you’re not going to pay attention to me I gotta rob ya” 😂
Thank you Lee
I totally agreed, with Joey Diaz!
That there is a big difference, on asking vs just telling some one what to do!!
We all needed this right now !
Crazy stories but with a soothing voice🤙🏽🔥
Truly one of the best storytellers of all and just an awesome human being.
Im of acid rn perfect vid😂
Sending you infinite love for great trips! Peace!
Watch acid church with Duncan Trussell and ari, tremendous
Nathan Adams Do not go to the address on your little cousin's fake ID.
Nathan Adams NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Big Bencer you can’t pierce a strong mind 😂 dummy
This was honestly perfect
Such a shame we will never get to see Patrice O'Neal on the church. That would be an amazing podcast.
Ghost of War hgbh eggvvvvvvvvvvgvv
Most of the time i hate reading the _"If Patrice were still here..."_ comments, cause they're usually just upvote bait, but i honestly can't think of 2 people I'd rather witness/listen to interacting w/eachother. It truly is a damn shame that we'll never get to behold the moment when the elephant in the room met the rhino from south Jersey...
At least we got Dice.
Joey diaz may be one of the most badass people alive
Belfast, Ireland 🇮🇪 loves Ms Pat. ❤🌍☘
One of a kind 🌍❤💯☘
Best story teller
TREMENDOUS UPLOAD
hahaha i love Ms. Pat
I can listen to this genius of a fool, Diaz, all day. Some times his stories seem a bit over the top, but as a story teller and comedian, I let that slide. I cant get enough. Now let me snort this line right here. :)
Diaz could start a story off with; In 1757 I met this Indian who had the most fire coke.... and Id be all in, listening.
Also, I love Lee. He is such a god damn wholesome fuck. Id love having a homie like that.
Just 1 hour? I’ll take it 😊
Anyone else use this to relax and or fall asleep to?
This is tremendous to listen to when you working
The quality is SO consistent, I'm dying!!
“When I get home, I’m ripping the Beyoncé poster down.” That’s actually one smooth ass fucking line right there 😂😂
The goat speaks
Subbed... these guys cheer me up
God bless was in horrible mood and I see this it helps even if a little ...
Like National Geographic. Almost spilled coffee in my car lol
I needed this thank you
i know where we will be for the next hour
thank you.
"is this yellow kid my father"
Thanks Uncle Joey
When Joey Takes A Sip Of Water
🔥🔥🔥🔥
He has perfected the art of story telling
I love lees giggling and you can tell he’s in space
genuinely makes my day better to hear this man
Let’s goo. 1 hour of this at work as a part time slave like a DOCTAH
Joey you really are a legend, thanks brother I’m addicted to your stories and it sounds like my life.
Grow shrooms
Lmaoo "you make me wanna go back in time and start robbing people"😂😂
Thanks lee !!!!
I feel like joeys voice sounded exactly as it does now when he was 10 years old lol
🤣🤣🤣
I think I needed this...
Ms. Pat's set on Netflix is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. She's one of the best.
I love Joey and Miss Pat! Great lurid tales of real life on the edge.
Nothing like a few beers, a bowl, and uncle joey to cap off the night
*Uncle Joey with the legendary stories*
Joey "CoCo" Diaz: LEGEND!!
some of the best lines I've EVER heard
“I picked up with whole thing and put it on my should like a body in Vietnam “ 😂😂
This guy is a national treasure.
Can’t cancel uncle Joey
There is nothing better than drinking whiskey and watching Mr. Diaz
Ms Pat is the definition of a beautiful black woman
Ms. Pat cool af
Thanks Uncle Joey!!!
That's going in the vault "When I get home I'm ripping the beyonce poster down".... works with white chicks too
I don’t get it man
Deimos same Bro I’m lost as shit
Carbonx11 look Beyoncé is a beautiful and popular artist and telling black woman that look up to her that you are going to rip your poster down of Beyoncé because the black woman you are talking to is better looking. It works because woman want to be her and saying they are better makes them feel happy with you.
Major Buntyn oh shit that’s what he meant I fee dumb Lmao
I'm bout to watch this. Please be as mental as I hope 🙏
An undercover officer does not have to tell you they are a cop if asked, if you think about the idea of being "undercover" that should be obvious. Not sure where this myth came from. learn up.
The fact she said that perfectly illustrates joeys point of “Hollywood hustlers”
Straight up, y'all think they'd make a law to specifically benefit criminals? Shits wild
The greatest
College bookstore hustle is the best thing ever. I have vivid memories of my boys and I buying our books at the beginning of the semester, then going back into the crowded bookstore, grabbing second copies and returning the originals with our receipt for a refund. Ah....college.
I feel like I have serious reading comprehension issues, I feel like I'm getting this but not getting it, your saying you walked into the store with a receipt and picked up books of the shelf and got paid for them basically?
David Herman our parents gave us 500-600 bucks for books. We’d take that money, buy the books, then when the bookstore was crowded around noon, we’d go back with the books in our arms, stuff second copies in our empty bags, return the ones we got for a refund, and then return the ones we stole at the end of the semester for an additional 125 or so.
Y buy them? Just wait to noon and take them..
Mike OxLong no receipt for cover in case we got caught. The bookstore didn’t take the receipt after the return. We just had to show it to them.
Dayne Joseph why didn’t you just return the copies that were in the store with your receipt?
just one of the best story tellers out there!! MOVIE about Joey's life is necessary as fuck!
Damn I love Joey, this guy has a set of life experiences most of us will never understand lol
Bless you