I quit smoking four years ago and haven't had a coughing and hard breathing fit since. I literally feel great. This podcast with Diaz had me in hysterics laughing so hard that I contracted whooping cough, strep throat, and bronchitis instantly. I can't remember ever in my 38 years laughing that hard for that long. Joey being Joey, Christina cowering in comedic disgust, and Tom spicing it all up with perfect dry sarcastic commentary. This was gold mommies! I'm not exaggerating at all. My lungs hurt from laughing so hard.
No one in the world comes anywhere close to making me laugh as hard as Joey Diaz. Every time he's on JRE I have to pause it multiple times so I can control my breathing before I pass out. He's easily the most naturally funny person to ever live.
"Thirty years bustin' my hump, what do I get? Even a dog gets a warm piece of sidewalk." - Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco Copy-paste from some old reddit post I found. I think that's where Joey gets it from. Or maybe it's an old adage we don't know of.
Max G Thats why bert calls her push. Because he knows hes gonna fuck it up. He told rogan he would mix up christina,christine and kristin. So fuck it he calls her push
yeah i don't understand why some people just let their pets roam around on streets and other people's yards, that's probably the best way to never see them again
@@Derek_KeenanThere’s an argument that letting them live like that, even part time, would allow them to what they naturally would and thus, would like a happier life. But then there’s the downside: fights with animals, eating something weird, getting ran over, driving local bird populations to extinction. I stopped letting my kitty roam whenever she wanted specifically because she like to fight and was very territorial. I think there’s an in between. They should be able to go outside under supervision but us, as their people, should understand that those little fucks are prone to just running wherever their attention draws them and if they happen to jump a dance or get somewhere that you can’t then so be it. They
Who wouldn’t, no matter how old joey looks or gets- he has an incredibly attractive spirit, it’s strange but he is gravitating. Same thing with Tom, they’re both magnetic
Joey Diaz is the only comedian that can make me laugh out loud. Even when he's just telling stories on a podcast. Maybe it's just because he's so relatable, given how I grew up.
Holy shit this had me in tears. I listend to the whole thing and came here to watch it lol. Joey talking about throwing his shit was some of the funniesr shit ive heard
Joey Diaz is going to die in the not too distant future, and he wants us to hear every story he has before he goes. Take his wisdom while he's here, and appreciate everything he does. Long Live Uncle Joey
I love this episode so much!! I've lost count of how many times I've watched it now. Always wondered if Uncle Joey calls Christine Christine on purpose and is continuing the joke or what.
High and tight. It also repulsed me pretty good once my brain processed the choice words which then quite vividly painted a mental image of Joey's half of a century old dick. I always forget that eating isn't the best idea during the YMH hours.
Man Uncle Joey is perfect for this podcast. If y'all don't have Joey back on the podcast at least once every month or two. I will retire from your mom's house in protest!! Lmao!! Like if you agree with me!!
Starting @ 52:19 joey' s says cristina like 3 times in a row lol then Tom says christina. ..... then joey starts saying christina....hahahahahaha Toms face 😂😂😂😂
Joey is a legendary legend of a man.. The things that come out of his mouth are truly astounding... His comedy is effortless.. A truly one of a kind human being. I am soo glad I know of these people, Tom, Joey, Chris, Theo, Will... All legends 🤘😆🤘
That was so funny when Jean started going into her shower wiping bit, and Joey immediately started talking about how he'd shit in the shower and scoop it up with his hands. Totally one upped her without knowing, like he thought that's where she was going with it lol
Current data suggests that rates of STDs in Americans age 65 or older have risen by as much as 260 percent since 2008. Many of these affected individuals are residents of nursing homes.
Damn, Joey Diaz is the best guest ever. He is the best story teller! He is so funny, her even makes Joe Rogan squeal in laughter. I was trying to eat dinner when he was telling his ass luffa story, and almost choked. This podcast makes my late night work sessions bearable.
BaseballGod well hes got male pattern baldness, thats his only option other then dumb shit like a hair tattoo, or those doll hair transplants, hair fibers, or a lace front lol
Joey is the real water champ with the way he gulps the water bottles down in the church, all into the mic and crushing the bottle and shit
Chicken Permission mid sentence
Chicken Permission serio! I love the church and Joey but gaaaddamn it kills me everytime!. Keep em high and tight cocksuckas!
ASMR Uncle Joey on edibles
I hate that shit
Chicken Permission TREMENDOUS
The amount of times Joey calls Christina "Christine" is hilarious xD... They were laughing about it as it happened.
Richard Meyer I'm 1 minute in and I can't wait
The wink to each other and laugh is great
He was doing it on the church the other night and tom wasn't correcting him it was hysterical
Christine is short for Christina. Like calling Tommy Tom.
He's said that for years but they don't correct him lol.
I quit smoking four years ago and haven't had a coughing and hard breathing fit since. I literally feel great. This podcast with Diaz had me in hysterics laughing so hard that I contracted whooping cough, strep throat, and bronchitis instantly. I can't remember ever in my 38 years laughing that hard for that long. Joey being Joey, Christina cowering in comedic disgust, and Tom spicing it all up with perfect dry sarcastic commentary. This was gold mommies! I'm not exaggerating at all. My lungs hurt from laughing so hard.
Joey gave you a bacterial lung infection?
You should have said Christine.
Listening to Joey Diaz had you sounding like Joey Diaz
Quit smoking what? Reefer ? What are you some kind of momo?
Kevin Ball i havent had that yet but today my throat is fucked could just be sick tho basically today i sound like joey diaz
Joey is literally my favorite person in the entire world.
No one in the world comes anywhere close to making me laugh as hard as Joey Diaz. Every time he's on JRE I have to pause it multiple times so I can control my breathing before I pass out. He's easily the most naturally funny person to ever live.
Grumpy i never heard somebody use word exfoliate when talking bout ashole...uncle joey is a national treasure..hope he lives another 50 years at least
The one legged woman he pumped is the funniest story I've ever heard
Christine's within Christine's within
you win the comments section. A+
pure jeanius
Shut the fuck up half cass
I love the Diazisms.
"Even an old dog gets a warm spot on the sidewalk at one time or another."
I also love them.. you always know what he is saying but you never know what he is saying.
"Thirty years bustin' my hump, what do I get? Even a dog gets a warm piece of sidewalk." - Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
Copy-paste from some old reddit post I found. I think that's where Joey gets it from. Or maybe it's an old adage we don't know of.
@@Ymesgeno old adage
@@Ymesgenotremendous movie
Even an old dog gets a spot in the sun, its an old saying @Ymesgeno
Joey calling Mommy Tina “Christine” and Tom laughing every time was pure GOLD.
Max G
Thats why bert calls her push. Because he knows hes gonna fuck it up. He told rogan he would mix up christina,christine and kristin. So fuck it he calls her push
I laughed with Tom every time 😂
They even look at each other every time too and joey is oblivious bahah
It's confusing because he sometimes gets it right too.
@@sampomme he only starts saying it correctly after Tom purposely says "Christina" to him lol
Stop everything!! The mommies and Diaz are on.
Kevin Ball you fucking momo
Joey should’ve brought Terri
agreed!
@@jimfocus3128 half a momo
500th like jeans r high n tight 👖
stiopic , khalabeeb, christine ahahhahahah
Dakota Outdoors don't forget Tyrone!
The new one is Magumba (Ngannou)
Jason strayham, Jason GABAGOOP ( Justin gaethje) lmfao .... Colby gebhardt. Cw punk
haha does anyone ever mention how much Joey Diaz mentions 60 minutes lol, classic uncle joey
Carlos "Conduit".. Isbis Anbus aka Idris Elba
Joey is so amazing, doesn't let his cats out for the best reason
"I can't sleep at night knowing those little fucks are outside"
yeah i don't understand why some people just let their pets roam around on streets and other people's yards, that's probably the best way to never see them again
@@Derek_KeenanThere’s an argument that letting them live like that, even part time, would allow them to what they naturally would and thus, would like a happier life. But then there’s the downside: fights with animals, eating something weird, getting ran over, driving local bird populations to extinction.
I stopped letting my kitty roam whenever she wanted specifically because she like to fight and was very territorial.
I think there’s an in between. They should be able to go outside under supervision but us, as their people, should understand that those little fucks are prone to just running wherever their attention draws them and if they happen to jump a dance or get somewhere that you can’t then so be it. They
"...just everybody dumped clips in her." - CP I was crying laughing on that one. I've never heard it termed like that before.
W Snider+ I lost it completely. Never heard either one of those,but I'm keepin' 'em.
Don Peyote, "Slam pigs?" Hahahah, what a term..
Came here to say the same thing haha
toms face @ 15:34 when joey called tina "christine" loooooooooooool
Ahhshahaga
Jump forward 1 hour for another shot of Christine
I love when Tom explicitly says "Christina" and Joey takes it over for 2 seconds but then switches back to Christine.
😆
My nigga Uncle Joey always LIT AF.
just an aperitif
Oh, It's lit o no. It a millenial. They are always low and loose.
Christine, oh Joey, probably been calling her that for years and she’s giving up on correcting him. Big Joey fan best guest yet
I can only hope that I never stay in a hotel room that Joey has already stayed in
Mike Hawk The fungus toenail thrown behind the bed....
Fungus cum toenail
Chunks of turd under the shampoo bottle and under the drain 😅😅
Tom has such a man crush on Joey
kasp 1994 who doesn’t have a crush a that sexy beast
It's because Tom seems to carefully weigh each thought while Coco just says whatever comes to mind. Respecting someone who gives no fu##s
Who wouldn’t, no matter how old joey looks or gets- he has an incredibly attractive spirit, it’s strange but he is gravitating. Same thing with Tom, they’re both magnetic
"One mans chicken is another mans lobster" - Joey Diaz
I love the looks they give each other everytime joey says Christine
“Whats happenening, good morning” all it took for coco to make me laugh 💀
Joey Diaz is the only comedian that can make me laugh out loud. Even when he's just telling stories on a podcast. Maybe it's just because he's so relatable, given how I grew up.
time to spark a number and bust out the blue cheese!
Nckdaman real shit
all day
@36:49 holy shit that’s my parents! 😂 thanks for sharing the video mommies!
You're lying
No way
Indeed
"heres on from maxwell"
Maxwell Bond where’s the proof
I hope BlueBan makes a super edit of Joey saying Christine.
wait cocksuckas i thot it was redban
He was fired too.
We did get the super edit though!
Did he legit get fired?
Yes because he couldn't get his schedule worked out and often left Tom doing it on his own.
Haha Joey has such a big heart, never knew he had 7 cats that’s hilarious wouldn’t take him as a cat guy
Chef Boyardick
(37:57) The lips over the eyes like you’re on Jet Blue comment by Joey made me spit my food out at work hahaha thank you for making my cry laughing.
Joey being a cat person is the sweetest thing ever :)
15:33 Tom looks over @ Christina because Joey calls her _Christine_ 😂
59:45 Omg, Joey is perfect for this show.
Joey talking about his cats was the most heartfelt thing I've ever heard on ymh. Uncle joey is a legend
I wanna see vids of joey playing with his cats
Bryston Coyle he used to have videos of it on youtube, probably still do.
I wanna see a video of Joey stretching his nutsack in the hotel mirror
check out " mad flavors world" videos cocksuckas
I’m so glad I’m not alone, I really wanna see it 😭
@@jackfrost2869 now that is something I never thought I’d imagine.. but here I am. Oh to see without my eyes and imagination.
Wow I was having a shit night. WAS
D C exactly the same....
D C WAS!!!! Love it keep em high and tight sir!
Keep your heads up cocksuckas, it's a new day everyday. Fuck what happened yesterday, we're in the murky waters right now!! Stay focused!!
"That piece of meat looks good" God Damnit I love Joey Diaz hahaha 36:00
This pomcast was ridiculous. I'm dead. Uncle Joey is the best.
This is probably the funniest podcast ever lol... I've been laughing uncontrollably intermittently throughout this shit lollll... Much love for 👖
Dillon McCarthy me too. I'm dying over here and I live in Rochester. Fantastic
Me too! Joey Diaz is soooo fucking funny.....
A little something for CHRISTINE!!!!!!
1:14:52 lil something for Christine
"I have an affhole loosah" - Joey Diaz
1:10:31
The BEST reaction to "Machines Within", possibly ever.
Tom looks so fucking good man, he's done so well!
I'm dying at Joey @1:14:23 !! You can see his brain start to shutdown listening to this guy saying innocent LMFAO
Has me fucking wheezing
I'm about to be hospitalized 😂😂😂😂💀 Joey Diaz and Tom Christine are funny as hell.💯
Lmao the stationary position 😂
I love how all episode long Joey keeps calling her Christine. 😂😂😂
1:03:52 This hotdog thing kills me. I don't know if it's the "DAAAAAAH" sound he keeps making or the fact he keeps saying "Puerto Ricans"
Holy shit this had me in tears. I listend to the whole thing and came here to watch it lol. Joey talking about throwing his shit was some of the funniesr shit ive heard
Can't wait to just glass this entire fuckin episode
"Dumped clips in her" made me choke 😂😂
*lmao Joey Diaz is so fucking funny😂🤣*
Joey Diaz is going to die in the not too distant future, and he wants us to hear every story he has before he goes. Take his wisdom while he's here, and appreciate everything he does. Long Live Uncle Joey
The man is a fucking treasure
scott wood WORD!
Skank hands up!
and go watch him live if you have the chance!!
Blop blop!
Joey's the most loveable mother tucker of all time. Love uncle Joey.
I've been waiting all fucking day!!
-Much love, no hate
39:33 Lol "dumped clips in her" I was crying
I love this episode so much!! I've lost count of how many times I've watched it now. Always wondered if Uncle Joey calls Christine Christine on purpose and is continuing the joke or what.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thx mommies. Joey is a Savage!
Joey describing Puerto Ricans working at the Sabrett Hot Dog Factory fucking killed me. LMAO
Do they call each other in the morning to co-ordinate outfits? No, they just roll over and tell each other.
classic edgy dad joke 😂
@@Derek_Keenan not edgy those two dudes are gay
I get so happy listening to Uncle Joey 💗😹
Best JOEY Diaz QUOTES:
_OnMicroHouse_"like I'm going to live down stairs like i owe $20 to some booki " "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE".
I had such a shitty day, and then I saw this posted and instantly got excited. Joey Diaz chillen with the mommies? The best.
This was one of the best pomcasts ever. I was pissing my pants laughing LOUD the entire time. Coco is a savage.
this made my shit day better
V. Vibesss Sammmeeeeee
High and tight. It also repulsed me pretty good once my brain processed the choice words which then quite vividly painted a mental image of Joey's half of a century old dick. I always forget that eating isn't the best idea during the YMH hours.
push the shit in your life down the drain!
V. Vibesss dam ur cute
You'd make my night better
I love the idea of big bad Joey Diaz taking care of 11 cats
Kristina saying bro and dude a lot this episode LOL
The moment when Joey sees a piece of meat on the table when watching a joke video
"Your studio looks great and you're both funny guys!"
Watching in 2020 and I love seeing how their future bits come together
Who the fuck with the low and loose jeans already disliked this?
Mars Junior somebody stupid.
Bunch of how you say.... asshoes!
Hey man some people suck
The channel 13 cucks. Duh.
Probably Dani
Fuck, I laughed out loud a ton. Joey was on fire
Diaz nodding to the trap version of "crazy isnt it" made my year and its January
Man Uncle Joey is perfect for this podcast. If y'all don't have Joey back on the podcast at least once every month or two. I will retire from your mom's house in protest!! Lmao!! Like if you agree with me!!
Oh shit this is tremendous
Stationary position 😂 Gotta love Joey Diaz
Bro the beat diazism "one man's chicken is another man's lobster"
I have never heard that one, but when he said it, it instantly stuck in my head 😁
cant wait for next week and hear bluebans colab of diaz saying christine
I cant sleep at night knowing my little fucks are outside lmao 5:28
Starting @ 52:19 joey' s says cristina like 3 times in a row lol then Tom says christina. ..... then joey starts saying christina....hahahahahaha Toms face 😂😂😂😂
The best ymh pod of all time
Haha about time Joey was on. He’s the man and what a podcast
Keep them jeans high and tight
Joey is a legendary legend of a man.. The things that come out of his mouth are truly astounding... His comedy is effortless.. A truly one of a kind human being. I am soo glad I know of these people, Tom, Joey, Chris, Theo, Will... All legends 🤘😆🤘
Joey looks so fuckin confused for 60% of this lmao
Jonathan Anania - He did. But he rolled with what I can only imagine was the weird online videos and mommy-isms to him pretty well
Because it's not the church don't think seen him so silent no coke jail kidnapped still time
Paul Harvey - was this English?
he doesnt look confused... you must be confused
Honestly AV 2 erase the begining of what he said "no coke jail kidnapped still time." Its a code. He needs help
This is the one ive been waiting for
That was so funny when Jean started going into her shower wiping bit, and Joey immediately started talking about how he'd shit in the shower and scoop it up with his hands. Totally one upped her without knowing, like he thought that's where she was going with it lol
Diaz is wholesome af in this podcast.
Thanks Tom, cheers Christine.
AWESOME!!!!!! Love ya Mommies!
I think this is a top ten episode. Joey goes mental, and the WHAM boys are gay. Awesome
Current data suggests that rates of STDs in Americans age 65 or older have risen by as much as 260 percent since 2008. Many of these affected individuals are residents of nursing homes.
1:07:32 “then you take rollin pape- toilet paper, you wet it first” Only joey diaz
Joey's face watching Machines Within had me crying oh my god
joey diaz looks like my grandma maria
Their relationship is awesome
This is the funniest shit ever....! I love the part where Joey reacts to the songs🤣🤣🤣
Greatest radio voice EVER, this Joey Diaz!!
finally after almost an hour at 53:13 uncle joey gets christina's name right, LOOL
Damn, Joey Diaz is the best guest ever. He is the best story teller! He is so funny, her even makes Joe Rogan squeal in laughter. I was trying to eat dinner when he was telling his ass luffa story, and almost choked. This podcast makes my late night work sessions bearable.
Tom looks scarier with a shaved head
BaseballGod hes breakin bad
Hes a fuckin psycho.el primo de loui ck
BaseballGod well hes got male pattern baldness, thats his only option other then dumb shit like a hair tattoo, or those doll hair transplants, hair fibers, or a lace front lol
Coco live for breakfast, now on mommies for lunch! This Thursday going well 👍🏼