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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2021
  • Stand up comedian Rehman Khan discuss about Vaccine , Muslims & Lockdwon in this video .
    Note - Kisi bhi prakar ka opinion banane se pehle Video Ant tak dekh lein
    For Shows & Business enquiry
    rehmanthekhan@gmail.com
    Credits:
    Location: OneNest, Kharghar, Navi Mumbai
    Shot by: OneNest Team
    Edited by: Rahil Multani
    Written & Performed by: Rehman Khan
    Nazm writer - Adil Tanveer Adil
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  • @Rehmankhan
    @Rehmankhan  2 роки тому +1143

    Hello Guys this show is happening in Mumbai on 19 Dec 7pm . Aa Jao milke Jokiyapanti ki baatein karte hain , Limited seats remaining
    For online booking👇
    insider.in/jokiyapantistand-up-comedy-dec19-2021/event
    Aur han don’t forget to follow me on insta
    Link is in description and also mentioned in the Video

  • @memecheems2m
    @memecheems2m 2 роки тому +1497

    See i am a muslim but i take those jokes as jokes and not as anti muslim thoughts.
    Its true and everyone has the right to say truth 😂

    • @saurabhrevar
      @saurabhrevar 2 роки тому +234

      The jokes were on being Muslim and not on Allah or Mohamed or some other loving figure in Islam. But certain comedians love to joke typically on Hindu God and goddesses, that doesn't go well with the masses. Hope you understand the difference.

    • @aaryanqureshi5326
      @aaryanqureshi5326 2 роки тому +59

      @@saurabhrevar those comedian and journalist should be ashamed of themselves as an indian muslim I want to say islam first say respect others religion as you love your own

    • @aaryanqureshi5326
      @aaryanqureshi5326 2 роки тому +33

      @Gaurav Sawant itni time se hum hi toh jala rahe hai 🤣🤣🤣 ulta chor kotwal ko datai

    • @dangergamimg1933
      @dangergamimg1933 2 роки тому +36

      @@aaryanqureshi5326 . Seems like Muslim dosen't follow quran then

    • @saurabhrevar
      @saurabhrevar 2 роки тому +42

      @@aaryanqureshi5326 hi Aaryan, thanks for the reply. But I don't know if you are the official spokesperson for Islam or not. Most of the videos which have millions of views, the mullas or other dignitaries have a common saying that Islam is the only true religion and there is no better religion than Islam. Some further clarifies that Muslims should not wish on Hindu festivals and respectfully decline invitations to their festivals. So according to my point of view, I don't see any religious pluralism in Islam, infact it want to see everyone as a Muslim or non Muslim. It's more like apartheid, either a white or colored(black). It's almost racist. And these videos have millions of views and most of the comments are in the praise of the speaker. This is what confuses me about Islam. That's why I strongly adhere to say that Islam needs a reform, where it acknowledges that yes all that violence and thing was required in the times of Prophet Mohamed(PUBH) but those things are no longer required, because the world is more orderly and secure. And the true context of those quotes should be given to the Muslim masses. Then my friend you won't need to defend yourself because people will see, that Muslim brothers and sister are taking control over their own internal problems. Right now it's quiet difficult to see because on one hand there are people who say Islam is most peaceful but at the next step in life we meet Muslim people who argue with us saying Kalki Avtar was actually Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). This difference needs to go. Because it's not the teaching in Quran that's the problem. Teaching that Islam is the only true and pure religion is the problem. Now please don't say that Islam doesn't teach that, yes it might not but instead say that, yes the current organization of Islam is teaching and misdirecting the masses by making them believe such foolishness. That would be more acceptable to the people from other religion. Hope my response was not too harsh. If it offended you in any way, I'm sorry. I just wanted to let you know how I feel. Take care and peace be upon you.

  • @diwakarbhargava8228
    @diwakarbhargava8228 2 роки тому +796

    He has done his job...it's our job to make this viral...the last few lines are something that we really need to think upon...

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому +18

      ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamvo/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

    • @keeda6495
      @keeda6495 2 роки тому +11

      सेकुलरिज्म का कीड़ा हिंदुओं की गाँड़ में ही क्यों घुसता है 🤔🤔

    • @littlewonder7958
      @littlewonder7958 2 роки тому +1

      @@exmuslimsahil791 kya jhoot bola?

    • @gauravchaturvedi6080
      @gauravchaturvedi6080 2 роки тому +3

      @@exmuslimsahil791 well said

    • @dheerajshetty6096
      @dheerajshetty6096 2 роки тому +3

      Ye bhi munnavar fuckeuki ki tarah lame jokes ka maalik hai .... Iss ka joke sane logon ko kabhi nahe samjega

  • @Islam2Hindu
    @Islam2Hindu Рік тому +6

    My dear brother and sisters i also came to know the truth that we were converted to ISLAM which is not our true religion so join hand as I did and give peace to our ancestors by coming back to their original religion which is not ISLAM , come join hand to make our forefathers proud.

  • @MohsinKhan-nn6xu
    @MohsinKhan-nn6xu 2 роки тому +138

    The message at the end made me almost cry, we bleed the same blood we walk and talk the same reach God in different ways but these politicians and Media causing so much damage at this pace there won't be Country that once we dreamed of (Hindustan) Land of all people.

    • @adg00781
      @adg00781 2 роки тому +2

      True

    • @pratibhaarnav168
      @pratibhaarnav168 2 роки тому +2

      sahi kaha....

    • @creative_psyche8046
      @creative_psyche8046 2 роки тому +3

      Yes when flood comes earth quake occures cylclon hits we all suffer. We all know God is one praying him with different faith. But day by day hatred is invrrasing. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @creative_psyche8046
      @creative_psyche8046 2 роки тому +1

      Increasing

    • @paraschaurasia3367
      @paraschaurasia3367 2 роки тому +1

      "And I'm crying too as I'm reading your post Mohsin bhaijaan! GOD BLESS you brother!" 🤗🥺

  • @ananddeshmukh9503
    @ananddeshmukh9503 2 роки тому +470

    A clean comedy with strong message always wins a heart. Bravo Rehman!

    • @no_1_knows_theway
      @no_1_knows_theway 2 роки тому +2

      #####Koun saccha momin ya momina inke sawalo ke jawab dega 👤
      ua-cam.com/video/LMGeSxsUwOg/v-deo.html

    • @Indian.vlogs212
      @Indian.vlogs212 2 роки тому +6

      Clean comedy with agenda against Hindus

    • @amitgautam7942
      @amitgautam7942 2 роки тому +2

      @@Indian.vlogs212 wtf?

    • @RRRdaemon
      @RRRdaemon 2 роки тому +7

      Bhai, Jitne Bhi Muslim Foreign Countries main Rehte thee, Sabko Modi Government Sahi Salamat Bacha Kar Layi thii, Koi Bhed Bhaw Nahi Kiya 🙅 Phir Kyon Muslim Vote Nahi Karte Modi Government ko 🤔🤔 Aur Apne INDIA main Bhi Sarre Muslim ka Treatment, Madad Aur Vaccine di jaa Rehi hai Bina Kisi Bhed Bhaw ke, Phir Bhi Muslim Only Virodh of Modi Government & Always Hate Against BJP 🤔🤔🤔

    • @faisalrao4293
      @faisalrao4293 2 роки тому +2

      @@RRRdaemon bhai sun yah musalman bjp ko vote isliye ni dekta kyu ki jab haridwar ha sath milke muslmano ka narsangar karne ki baat karti ho to no reaction or rahi baat vaccine ki to Hindu ko bhi lagri or bhartiya muslman bhi utna hi tax da jitna koe or rahi baat ki muslamano na to India ko sabse powerful chiz derakhi nuclear weapon apj abdul kalam or bjp ka natao ko hate speech kabhi dekhna musalmano ka kilaf tumhe pata lag jayaga kyu ni dete musalman vote

  • @sandhyaramesh6130
    @sandhyaramesh6130 2 роки тому +372

    Rehman bhai, you are a wonderful person, I don’t think you are a comedian, you are a marvelous speaker who conveys deep meaningful messages in a light hearted/ comedic manner. God bless you 🙏🏼

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  2 роки тому +26

      Thanks a ton Sandhya Ramesh for ur lovely words 🙏

    • @shubhamvishwakarma3629
      @shubhamvishwakarma3629 2 роки тому +8

      @@RamKumar-ii5ov arey bhai sarcasm samjha karo...🤣🤣🤣

    • @raxter7cr88
      @raxter7cr88 2 роки тому +7

      @@Rehmankhan bhai tune Lynching jab bola kasam se aansu aa gya 😭 Matalab peaceful majhab ke log gandhi ko bhi piche chod de non violence me 🙌😂

    • @ibrahimvlogs4585
      @ibrahimvlogs4585 2 роки тому +1

      कपिल की हुई जबरदस्त बेइज़्ज़ती ua-cam.com/video/Sni-UOSC4Yo/v-deo.html

    • @southpole9450
      @southpole9450 2 роки тому +4

      Sandhya , are you out of your mind ?
      He is constantly claiming victimhood status for muslims.

  • @vijaylakshmis3902
    @vijaylakshmis3902 2 роки тому +18

    Hats off Rehman. Proud of you! Continue spreading this message. Patriotism is definitely lacking among us. Loved the last lines.

  • @neelamvalecha4837
    @neelamvalecha4837 2 роки тому +49

    Excellent message…!!! Worth spreading to as many one can. As a true nationalist it is the duty of every Indian to pass on such beautiful message . Thanks Rahman..🙏

    • @latarajput3628
      @latarajput3628 2 роки тому +6

      Beta aap ki generation ne history nahi padhi. I m sorry but I don't know your age...! Just google and judge where muslim population is in majority what is the condition of minority peoples

    • @mikescott6463
      @mikescott6463 2 роки тому +1

      Akal हो तो जवाब देना इस jehadi se puch kar

    • @yourfather7333
      @yourfather7333 Рік тому

      @@latarajput3628 jai shree ram

  • @balkishanyadav944
    @balkishanyadav944 2 роки тому +74

    * रहमान भाई ,
    आपने दिल जीत लिया । सच्चाई को इतनी गंभीरता से और वो भी स्टैंड अप कॉमेडी के रूप में मैंने पहले कभी नहीं देखा ।👍

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  2 роки тому +12

      Yadav ji aapka hausle dene wale shabdon ki liye bahot dhanyawad 🙏

  • @ganeshgupta1309
    @ganeshgupta1309 2 роки тому +70

    Person like you are precious,we all are one..love from another Indian.. Jai Hind 🇮🇳❤️

  • @ashraflunat9073
    @ashraflunat9073 2 роки тому +30

    We need more and more people like him to come forward not just to entertain but to bring us close to each other despite having different faiths love your work keep it up

    • @romeoruleszful
      @romeoruleszful 2 роки тому

      Then I think then never seen or don't know Muslim comedian from America

    • @sleepyslothgmail
      @sleepyslothgmail 2 роки тому

      Munawar farooqi ka naam suna hn ?

    • @ashraflunat9073
      @ashraflunat9073 2 роки тому

      @AAP IT cell: Maulana Al-Dhruv-Ahmad-Rafi population does not count in term's of winning War or conquer the world you have to be a true Muslim and winning hearts of people Mughals didn't spread the Islam in India but Khawaza Gharib Nawaz and many Saints like him Did

    • @justpolitics4026
      @justpolitics4026 Рік тому

      @@ashraflunat9073 How brainwashing can work?

  • @sameermishra7962
    @sameermishra7962 2 роки тому +12

    The poetry was such a heart rendering and moving one, really appreciate it Rehman bhaijaan, alhamdulillah!
    We all need to contemplate over this food for thought!

  • @MonV2709
    @MonV2709 2 роки тому +71

    Beautiful poem! I wish & pray we all become an India like that!!🙏🙏

  • @mohammedkhan5447
    @mohammedkhan5447 2 роки тому +44

    Ended up with beautiful Golden Words - very nice Rehman Bhai

  • @jayantisenapati9078
    @jayantisenapati9078 Рік тому +4

    The best line "hum sab milkar Hindustan baane " beautifully said !!

  • @rakeshmishra4334
    @rakeshmishra4334 5 місяців тому +2

    Rehman bhai is the only stand up comedian i like, God bless you

  • @kirankushwaha8110
    @kirankushwaha8110 2 роки тому +115

    Ending, touched the soul❤️

  • @wasimmomin5719
    @wasimmomin5719 2 роки тому +32

    Last lines literally made me cry..
    Hat's off to you 🙂

  • @HyperQuest
    @HyperQuest 2 роки тому +9

    Superb ❤️🤣

  • @adibakhann_
    @adibakhann_ 2 роки тому +4

    Legit got goosebumps on that Poetry! So beautiful. “Mil kar hum Hindustan banein “💛

  • @Life_with_Mahikaa
    @Life_with_Mahikaa 2 роки тому +195

    Very well said Brother... "sab milkar hum Hindusthan bane."
    Lots of Love

    • @rjshahnawaz6483
      @rjshahnawaz6483 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/LxS0ASQJ5s4L/v-deo.html

    • @ibrahimvlogs4585
      @ibrahimvlogs4585 2 роки тому +1

      कपिल की हुई जबरदस्त बेइज़्ज़ती ua-cam.com/video/Sni-UOSC4Yo/v-deo.html

    • @prasannakay7314
      @prasannakay7314 2 роки тому +2

      No fucking way bruh

    • @moreshubham4393
      @moreshubham4393 2 роки тому

      ततयतथथयणणत

    • @moreshubham4393
      @moreshubham4393 2 роки тому

      यतणमतथ

  • @maan_bande_ka_naam
    @maan_bande_ka_naam 2 роки тому +26

    In short !
    We love you Rehman sir 😊
    Hope ,we all brothers and sisters will understand this and make a beautiful India without any hate ....

  • @afsanakhatun57
    @afsanakhatun57 2 роки тому +3

    the last line- its just not some words its a feeling that all Indian keep inside in heart no matter which community they belong from.

  • @callmeagentm7340
    @callmeagentm7340 2 роки тому +5

    Seeing him after so long! Totally forgot about this gem!

  • @anandparashar54
    @anandparashar54 2 роки тому +312

    We need a more stand up comedian like you whose punch line make us laugh not uncomfortable & hurt sentiment.I like your punch which is based on facts and poem in last make everything wowsome 💯❤️

    • @TopGvishal
      @TopGvishal 2 роки тому +1

      facts??? lmao

    • @usmaan9657
      @usmaan9657 2 роки тому +8

      Yes, kuki inke total punch muslim pr h
      Hme koi issue nhi h, kuki hmara Dharm kisi ke mazak bnane se khatre m nhi aata

    • @IamNikhil
      @IamNikhil 2 роки тому +10

      @@usmaan9657 sacchii.. 🤣🤣 Charli hebdo ,srilankan man got burned in Pakistan, thousands of terrorist groups,. Really??

    • @ArunKumar-ib4jb
      @ArunKumar-ib4jb 2 роки тому +2

      Kitne muslims ki lynching ki tumne?

    • @IamNikhil
      @IamNikhil 2 роки тому

      @@ArunKumar-ib4jb kabhi milna tb bataunga

  • @thetrend000
    @thetrend000 2 роки тому +331

    That poetry was really heart touching hats off to your creativity rehman khan ji♥️♥️

  • @iamsahilchauhan
    @iamsahilchauhan 2 роки тому +4

    Mocking about Hindus has become fashion for some comedians. Well that bcz we belongs most secular religion of world. We appreciate minorities for comfort. But everything has a limit, please remember that. We don't want to break harmony. We want to consolidate all religion into one India.

  • @Enterprise-Architect
    @Enterprise-Architect 2 роки тому +36

    This is how a true person behaves without getting into the complexity of religion... I appreciate how he has cleared the misconception in the simple words....

  • @shubhankardubey3258
    @shubhankardubey3258 2 роки тому +57

    Last monologue was superb 🔥🔥🔥

  • @shaikmohammed9155
    @shaikmohammed9155 2 роки тому +77

    Worth to watch this , thank you Rahman sir 👏👏

    • @rjshahnawaz6483
      @rjshahnawaz6483 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/LxS0ASQJ5s4L/v-deo.html

  • @mohdibrahimkhan5961
    @mohdibrahimkhan5961 2 роки тому +2

    Poetry at the end was really heart touching. This should be listened by our leaders.

  • @explorerjibrail6127
    @explorerjibrail6127 2 роки тому +5

    Salute to this man for his Poem ❤️

  • @jyotishsingh4541
    @jyotishsingh4541 2 роки тому +5

    बिना vulgar शब्दो ka प्रयोग kiye comedy k माध्यम se इतना shandar संदेश देना koi आपसे सीखे.............. बहुत खूब सर fabulous comedy along with superb message

    • @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
      @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 роки тому +1

      ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamvo/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

  • @syedraza2450
    @syedraza2450 2 роки тому +25

    You are a magician. Rehman Bhai you are just awesome. Kya likha hai kya perform Kia 🔥♥️ showing reality with a strong message.

  • @ajaygoel1860
    @ajaygoel1860 2 роки тому +3

    It takes super courage to insult itself to make laugh others..salute

  • @harshitjoshi6951
    @harshitjoshi6951 2 роки тому +2

    Hum milkar hindustaan bane 🇮🇳 hum milkar hindustan bane 🇮🇳 ❤️ well said brother 🥺

  • @sumitnavarkar7170
    @sumitnavarkar7170 2 роки тому +160

    huge respect boss..you always win millions of ❤️

  • @gskulkarni80
    @gskulkarni80 2 роки тому +120

    The end of it just sent shivers down my spine! The way he asked “hum saath mein the naa?” Wiped a drop from corner of my eye. Lovely!!!!

  • @mohdayoubashfaq3552
    @mohdayoubashfaq3552 2 роки тому +1

    क्या बात है सर, बहुत बढिया कविता कही है आपने!
    💥मेरे देश के कुछ रहिवासों को
    भाइचारा मिटाना है!
    💫 गंगा जमनी तहझिब मिटाकर
    दंगल खाना रचाना है!
    🌟क्युं के इस बहु धर्मी देश को, हिंदू राष्ट्र बनाना है!

    • @vksharma10
      @vksharma10 2 роки тому

      Pakistan Afghanistan bangla desh hindu rashtra hai

  • @mohammadshahab7888
    @mohammadshahab7888 2 роки тому +1

    Last poem is the need of today really awesome

  • @nisharajput1359
    @nisharajput1359 2 роки тому +50

    The ending lines are awesome❤️& meaningful

    • @dearkhan2092
      @dearkhan2092 2 роки тому

      Nisha Aao mil kar HINDUSTAN banaye Like
      .
      .
      .
      .
      ..
      JODHA💑 AKBAR 🙈😉

  • @sillysilu9455
    @sillysilu9455 2 роки тому +25

    What a way to end the comedy by reciting your own poem which is most pertinent not only for current times but for all time. Hats off to you. Keep it up and prosper. 🙏

  • @hary_1987
    @hary_1987 2 роки тому +1

    Hindu Muslim is the topic that gives earning to political community, people like us doesn't care whether one is Muslim or Hindu. But activists doesn't understand this who ends up killing each other. Bitter but true.

  • @noorameen587
    @noorameen587 2 роки тому +1

    India need this kind of people's

  • @himanshupant8466
    @himanshupant8466 2 роки тому +278

    I must call you Indian, an intellectual and civilized Indian. Wow wonderful, it all started with humor then emotional message in the end. Salute 💖💖💖

    • @Samar.A
      @Samar.A 2 роки тому +11

      Who are you to "call" anyone Indian?? Or is it just because he does not fit the stereotypical image, that he is "wonderful" and all? He is as Indian as every other Indian.

    • @himanshupant8466
      @himanshupant8466 2 роки тому +2

      @@Samar.A no some of them are like you, always finger between others without any reason, that’s my personal feeling you can’t change that. Try to accept and respect others feelings too.

    • @Samar.A
      @Samar.A 2 роки тому +2

      @@himanshupant8466 don't get offended. try to understand the point i m trying to make. this "calling" of someone anything is problematic. aap point nahi samjhe. enjoy life.

    • @himanshupant8466
      @himanshupant8466 2 роки тому

      @@Samar.A I can understand what you're trying to say. Actually you don't know what I was trying to say in my first comment. In what context I was talking, that's why we should not interrupt unless we're not sure about.

    • @rohitmisraa
      @rohitmisraa 2 роки тому +5

      @@Samar.A Many people's lives in India, have India passport and legally they are Indian but when an Indian soldiers die they start abusing and supporting pakistan instead of India, They start supporting pakistan even in Cricket match. And I will never call them a true Indian despite he is Indian by law. And he is also saying the same.

  • @navalchauhan2241
    @navalchauhan2241 2 роки тому +317

    Loved the poetry at the end. Should be applied to all Indian citizens

  • @asitisj
    @asitisj 2 роки тому +1

    I was almost sleeping till he recited the poetry. Woke me up.

  • @_es284
    @_es284 2 роки тому +1

    Iss video ke abhitak 5-6 billion views ho jaane chahiye the... Kya bola last mein... Matlab this is out of the world.... Love love... 👏👏👏

  • @exhibitit724
    @exhibitit724 2 роки тому +17

    One lady was laughing the hell out of her ...now that's the spirit of laughing ..Hats off ....

  • @accentacadwmiccentre3578
    @accentacadwmiccentre3578 2 роки тому +167

    Now this is Rehman Khan. That bold unique sence of humour once more after a long.

  • @hunkai5804
    @hunkai5804 2 роки тому

    Salute this man, what a stand-up. Also i liked how public laughs suddenly and stops suddenly.

  • @RajaKumar-uz9tv
    @RajaKumar-uz9tv 2 роки тому +8

    Seriously the verse you said in last touched the soul and wish everyone should think like you, we seriously need this type of mindset right now. Hope one day we all say proudly that we are Indian and no religions are above than Humanity for us. Jai Hind Jai Bharat🙏🤲

  • @shikhasharma4426
    @shikhasharma4426 2 роки тому +4

    Agar ye video miss ho jata to bada hi nuksaan ho jaata... school ke baad aaj acchi kavita suni. Please isko likh kar share kariye na.❤❤❤❤

  • @syedmudassirali4181
    @syedmudassirali4181 2 роки тому +188

    Waah Rehman bhai, touched my heart with the conclusive poetry.
    Keep going with these stuff which is actually helping in uniting India. Nothing is more worthy in these difficult times in my country than this.
    Hats off and stay blessed.

    • @pja8324
      @pja8324 2 роки тому +10

      You should look at pfi , owaisi ,sdpi posters where they claim gazawa e hind and hindu genocide openly

    • @lavania7
      @lavania7 2 роки тому +1

      @@pja8324 tune dekhe hai..

    • @syedmudassirali4181
      @syedmudassirali4181 2 роки тому +5

      Dear, with due respect being a Muslim I take full responsibility in saying that gazwa e hind stuff is just fooling around and it's nothing to do with Islam or Muslims. All that I want to say is these are just false political statements and nothing else.

    • @pja8324
      @pja8324 2 роки тому +6

      @@lavania7 sare muslim majority area of Uttar Pradesh , madhyapradesh , Maharashtra , Hyderabad mein jai shree ram bol ke dikha tereko gayab kr denge vaha ke log.

    • @irfanhamid9109
      @irfanhamid9109 2 роки тому +4

      @@pja8324 Bhai Tu gobar se bahar aa aur sach Dekh
      Jhoothi aur faltu beaten bol rhe ho
      Khud se Nazar kaise Mila Lete ho itna jhooth bolne ke baad

  • @NasirShahidAbeer
    @NasirShahidAbeer Рік тому +2

    The poetry at the end is what’s we are all about, until politicians and their media pollute our hearts.

  • @sumitdixit1360
    @sumitdixit1360 2 роки тому +1

    I recorded the poetry at the end and will put on my status coz every indian needs to hear this...

  • @wencylopes1580
    @wencylopes1580 2 роки тому +35

    Stand up artists are the only hope these days. You guys are doing a great job. The modern freedom fighter's...

    • @vivekchib108
      @vivekchib108 2 роки тому

      Yes if jezezz is shit then these comdey is good

  • @muftiarofficial
    @muftiarofficial 2 роки тому +3

    Bhai Aakhri Line kamal ki thi ..
    Bahut ache ...
    Kaash hamare hidustan me o shanthi ka mahol dekhne ko mile jo aap hamesha kehte ho ..
    Love you Rehman bhai
    Bahut shukriya ....

  • @sumitkumarj
    @sumitkumarj 11 місяців тому +3

    Hope someday other religions can also joke about islam .....

  • @stella_brown
    @stella_brown 3 місяці тому +1

    Last wali line ke liye like kiya hai bass ki chlo milke hindusthan bane...jai hind ❤bharat mata ki jai

  • @rajandighe6659
    @rajandighe6659 2 роки тому +73

    Last poem was awesome first Muslim I was seeing who is saying about equality and togetherness
    Thank you Bhai

    • @vasiansari3545
      @vasiansari3545 2 роки тому +7

      Ab tak kitno KO mile ho...who says about divide ??

    • @babaabid3385
      @babaabid3385 2 роки тому +5

      Mast joke tha bhai!!! Kabhi Muslims ko miley nahi lagta hai...stand up start kardo

    • @z2t942
      @z2t942 2 роки тому +6

      That my brother is the problem ..current bjp and paid media has brainwashed the generation so much that they think Muslims r the biggest threat to the nation ..of a Muslim days happy Diwali then it is a big deal ..if a Muslim talks about secularism then it is a big deal but unfortunately the fact is we do not condemn a kid being beaten by the main Pujara inside a temple
      For drinking water ...we do not condemn father of a navy being killed on a rumor of beef and chief minister inviting the culprits who killed the father ...such is our Brian washing that even after silently watching the injustice we say aise muslim kahan hai ??? Socho reaearch karo padho aur samjho where bjp has taken us in the name of hindu jag gaya hai

    • @mystic.saurav
      @mystic.saurav 2 роки тому +2

      Correct, Comedy end me poem ho to aisa ho. VIR das jaisa na ho !!! ❤️

    • @rajandighe6659
      @rajandighe6659 2 роки тому +2

      Mera to ek mannaa hey galat har kom mey hote hey
      Lekin har kom mey un galat logo ke khilaf acche log khade hote hey
      Lekin Ek aaisa famous Insan batao muslims kom mey jo in galat atankvadi mindset walo ke khilaf khada hey

  • @dhananjaycharu
    @dhananjaycharu 2 роки тому +593

    This was an absolute treat to watch! Each and every sentence was hilarious! And of course the poetry n message at the end so heartwarming! ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @utkarshsingh1356
      @utkarshsingh1356 2 роки тому +3

      Wow. Great. Have you any idea what he said in starting of video. He said vaccine muslamano ko marne ke liye nhi bna hai lynching bna hai. And you are saying each and every sentence are hilarious. Handsoff apki soch ko

    • @dhananjaycharu
      @dhananjaycharu 2 роки тому +3

      @@utkarshsingh1356 Satire aur humor samajh nahi aata to rehne do... Dimaag pe zor mat daalo... Even if you think I am wrong, look at the live audience reaction. They also found it funny. Probably it's you who needs to introspect. Good luck!

    • @beingafzystar1504
      @beingafzystar1504 2 роки тому

      Pakka tu unbhakt hai tu chanu dar.
      Teri soch gaye ke gu jaisi hai change kr

    • @beingafzystar1504
      @beingafzystar1504 2 роки тому

      @@dhananjaycharu tere jaisa chi... Nhi dekha

    • @dhananjaycharu
      @dhananjaycharu 2 роки тому +2

      @@beingafzystar1504 dekhoge bhi nahi.. I am unique...

  • @ekmastmaula
    @ekmastmaula 2 роки тому +1

    That ending is so good.. jab hum mushkil waqt mein itte achche se reh rahethe ek dooje k liye, to aaj to waqt achcha hai, phir kyun ye bhed bhav?

  • @crazybeast8612
    @crazybeast8612 Рік тому

    We need this type of muslim in India , then only India will become real secular country. Love u bro❤️❤️

  • @sameerdureja6126
    @sameerdureja6126 2 роки тому +30

    I'm an indian I'm really proud of it cause I enjoy Diwali Holi Eid Christmas all in one country...yaar aap seriously kamaal ho...maza aagaya

    • @sameerdureja6126
      @sameerdureja6126 2 роки тому

      @Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) bhai ek baat bata, man woman equality hai kya? Ye likha tumne comments mai 50% property right blah blah... U know Indian law are still not that strict for women's. Women got many rights then men but problem is unhe wo right pata nahi. Education level in women is still low. Toh padho and padho and it should be applicable for all religions not for only one.

    • @sameerdureja6126
      @sameerdureja6126 2 роки тому

      @Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) I follow constitution of India nothing else...why should I follow other law. Give me a reason..

    • @sameerdureja6126
      @sameerdureja6126 2 роки тому

      @Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) yehi toh issue hai, court can't interfere.. and no one else.

    • @sameerdureja6126
      @sameerdureja6126 2 роки тому

      @Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) dude there is no jung = eid. Festival should be celebrated like festival

    • @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
      @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 роки тому

      @@sameerdureja6126 religions r created by humans to rule on others
      religions r all about marketing, Jannat location?... judging afterlife or rebirth were just old stories on which we started believing blindly without questioning?.
      QUR'AN 67:3, DOES 7 SKY EXIST 🤔...ON 1st star...on 7th Havan🤔?
      if we follow religious products u have some benefits, if not then put the fear factor in tham.
      all religions claim they r scientific these days, but there is zero science in them
      why would god be obsessed with only human's life.

  • @muradzaman6841
    @muradzaman6841 2 роки тому +449

    Bohut hua Hindu Muslim, hum milke Hindustan bone- very nice line! Thank you sir! Salute

    • @ronymemes485
      @ronymemes485 2 роки тому +2

      True brother

    • @DeepaK-mn4qr
      @DeepaK-mn4qr 2 роки тому +17

      @Romantic status (stk) love Jihad kya hei bhai

    • @truthseekerseeker4454
      @truthseekerseeker4454 2 роки тому +9

      इसहिंदू मुस्लिम से समुद्र मंथन की तरह से पहले ज़हर निकलेगा
      फिर अमृत औरसब शुद्ध हो जाएगा , बहस ज़रूरी है ।

    • @dangergamimg1933
      @dangergamimg1933 2 роки тому +20

      Gawjaehind wale hindustan bnane ki bat kr rhe 🤯😂

    • @ankit8115
      @ankit8115 2 роки тому +31

      Muslims brotherhood kewal muslims ke liye hai .. hinduon ko chutiya bnana bnd kro

  • @ashishshikarwar1403
    @ashishshikarwar1403 2 роки тому +1

    " Sabko ek manna hain aur islam me convert ho jana hain ". I personally feel that there's no difference between Britishers and muslims. They follow the same tactic to fool others. If this guy , who knows " Bengal " very clearly then why he didn't point out the mass murder of hindu community. And lastly it's a revolutionary change which comes down today in these shows where comedy on Muslim community also occurring.

  • @vishaldesai4066
    @vishaldesai4066 2 роки тому +18

    The last mesg ,poem was spot on ❤️ much needed everyone should listen and understand this as this is the high time now

  • @tenzinngawang5933
    @tenzinngawang5933 2 роки тому +32

    Wow, nice standup and the poetry at the end was superb. Keep spreading the message in your own way and there’s no doubt India will be Hindustan again.
    👍👍👍👌👌👌👍👍👍

  • @adityagodiyal3219
    @adityagodiyal3219 2 роки тому +162

    Appreciated bro.. hats off , need more like you in every religion..
    Jai hind..🙏🙏👍

    • @statusa1312
      @statusa1312 2 роки тому +1

      Jai Hind

    • @naturespirituality1204
      @naturespirituality1204 2 роки тому

      I bought a book "Murder mystery of reporter" by Jaiprakash Jha. It's a wonderful book. I was surprised with the story. I will recommend all of you to read this book. Online available🌷🌹

    • @rjshahnawaz6483
      @rjshahnawaz6483 2 роки тому

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    • @gauravchaturvedi6080
      @gauravchaturvedi6080 2 роки тому +1

      All ??? Hindus m to zarurat s jyada h baakio ko smjhao jaake 😏

  • @shumailaansari1849
    @shumailaansari1849 2 роки тому +2

    Gazab sir mashalaa ... Indian Muslim ...unity in diversity

  • @indradeeproychowdhury3864
    @indradeeproychowdhury3864 2 роки тому

    At first comedy...to make everyone laugh..followed by some *food for thoughts*...
    You are a true champ 🏆 respect 🙏

  • @sarahsururkhan9019
    @sarahsururkhan9019 2 роки тому +236

    Big hand applause to his ending poem, this is outstanding

    • @ibrahimvlogs4585
      @ibrahimvlogs4585 2 роки тому +1

      कपिल की हुई जबरदस्त बेइज़्ज़ती ua-cam.com/video/Sni-UOSC4Yo/v-deo.html

    • @gadi_ab_mai_chalaunga
      @gadi_ab_mai_chalaunga 2 роки тому +1

      True, the ending poem is outstanding 😎

    • @stone9126
      @stone9126 2 роки тому

      wo cricket wala line ignore krna ha 🤭

  • @rachanayadav7578
    @rachanayadav7578 2 роки тому +4

    Awesome msg to our ppl...we needed this

  • @ChandraSekhar-mz8xy
    @ChandraSekhar-mz8xy 2 роки тому +3

    Those lines are really heart touching 💖

  • @arvindjadhao7936
    @arvindjadhao7936 2 роки тому +33

    Wow bro allah aapko khush rakhe.salute to your satire

    • @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
      @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 роки тому

      ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamvo/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

  • @sujaychatterjee3945
    @sujaychatterjee3945 2 роки тому +14

    As a priest, I feel we really need more like you , jai hind🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳❤❤❤❤

  • @yashpandey3.3.3
    @yashpandey3.3.3 2 роки тому

    Kali baithe insaan ko jati dharm ki bahut bachodi aati h .....jab busy hote h...koi dhyaan nahi deta...
    Awesome aausam poem

  • @shubhadeepdas531
    @shubhadeepdas531 2 роки тому +1

    Wow... great composition...that deserves to be recited at larger platforms..

  • @sudarshansingh8563
    @sudarshansingh8563 2 роки тому +229

    Munnawar Faruqi should learn what a standup comedian means , I follow mr Rehman since the Great India Laughter Challange , he is always funny , sarcastic without hurting anyone

    • @islamicculture..1808
      @islamicculture..1808 Рік тому +1

      Tera baap hai wo.. Usse jaake chodna sikh.. Waise bhi lavda nahi hai tere paas chut me ungli karna sikh..pehle

    • @skymarshall7379
      @skymarshall7379 Рік тому +10

      Jaa naa beyy chuutiyeee 🙄

    • @integer9655
      @integer9655 Рік тому +1

      chutiya munwar is more funny

    • @yeagerist4463
      @yeagerist4463 Рік тому

      @@skymarshall7379 Abe motherchod te Jah nah be

    • @skymarshall7379
      @skymarshall7379 Рік тому

      @@yeagerist4463 aisaa ni bolte apne papa ko 🤓tumhari mummy ko batayuu ke aulaad kyaa bolri hai ?

  • @ashaikh3931
    @ashaikh3931 2 роки тому +27

    Like I was born and bought up in Kurla and every. Statements of Kurla were true and funny asf 😂

    • @nir_raw
      @nir_raw 2 роки тому +2

      I was born and brought up one station ahead of kurla ...that is Sion 👍

  • @chaitanyakulkarni4276
    @chaitanyakulkarni4276 2 роки тому +3

    Last part was full of goosebumps ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @PradiptaRoy369
    @PradiptaRoy369 2 роки тому +1

    👏 Very Entertaining , End ki Sayari to Superb hai.... Ekdam Sahi baate Dil ko chuu gayi 👍

  • @0010billu
    @0010billu 2 роки тому +47

    What a fabulous stand-up! Lovely ❤️

  • @anshikagupta7302
    @anshikagupta7302 2 роки тому +29

    Wow that poetry gave me goosebumps ❣️❣️❣️

    • @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
      @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 роки тому +2

      ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamvo/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

    • @8EeN411
      @8EeN411 2 роки тому

      @@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 it's OK bro he is a also Anti Hindu stand up comedian ! But these so called modern people can't understand this

  • @vaibhavmurtarkar2963
    @vaibhavmurtarkar2963 Рік тому +2

    Bhai secularism pe bohot badhiya gyaan Diya tune

  • @Lustytube
    @Lustytube 2 роки тому

    Hindustan mein Rehman ji jaise muslim hone chahiye..the poetry was excellent

  • @Mr.InvestmentWala
    @Mr.InvestmentWala 2 роки тому +8

    Allah Hum Sab Ke Maa Baheno Ko Parda Karne Ki Hidayat De Ameen 🤲

  • @vanshitporwal
    @vanshitporwal 2 роки тому +41

    Sir this set is absolutely amazing 🤩 Thank you very much ❤️❤️

  • @vinayakghule1304
    @vinayakghule1304 Рік тому

    Last me aapne jo poem kiya uske liye sach apke video ko like diya rahman bhai so grateful and i proud of you...

  • @GulrezSK
    @GulrezSK 2 роки тому +4

    The Best Indian Comedian.. he is a Blend of
    Humour,
    Class,
    Satire,
    Patriotism,
    Amazingggg Performer..
    Zindabad Rehman Bhai.. 👍👍

  • @shyam6111
    @shyam6111 2 роки тому +20

    Last Line Touch our Heart 🙂
    Love you Bro 🙏🙏🙏

    • @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
      @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 роки тому

      ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamvo/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

  • @khadijatisekar9882
    @khadijatisekar9882 2 роки тому +5

    Be misaal shayari.
    Aap ki door andeshi ko salaam.
    ALLAH aap ko dono jahaan me AALA mukam ataa kary.
    AAMEEN.

  • @dukemadz
    @dukemadz Рік тому

    Rehman bhai is one of the rarest talents..

  • @bharatmatakijai9601
    @bharatmatakijai9601 Рік тому +2

    It was Hindu bashing, Muslim victim card set and so many couldn't see that and cheered and wrote wonferful loving bhai-bhai comments!! Haha, this guy's a smart cookie and he said it.......audience ki IQ......😜

  • @Princealimak
    @Princealimak 2 роки тому +94

    Sir, our nation need people like you. Hats off

    • @rjshahnawaz6483
      @rjshahnawaz6483 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/LxS0ASQJ5s4L/v-deo.html

    • @TM4_24_7
      @TM4_24_7 2 роки тому +1

      Bina modi amit shah k naam liye to inse comedy bhi nhi hoti

  • @anand1128
    @anand1128 2 роки тому +32

    Fabulous show,,you are amazing person sir 🙏

  • @mohammadnaved2554
    @mohammadnaved2554 2 роки тому

    बहुत सुंदर आखिर में दिल छूने वाले अल्फाज़ बोले रहमान भाई

  • @savejrana4299
    @savejrana4299 2 роки тому

    Bhai jis tarah se apni baat ko kehte ho dil se salute h bhai ko