I bought Every YouTuber's OnlyFans so you dont have to
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- Опубліковано 29 кві 2024
- today i bought every youtubers onlyfans, that way you dont gotta do it
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Twitter: / kwite
Instagram: / kwite.png
2nd Channel: / @kwotee
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This got monetized. That's how you know someone at UA-cam liked the video.
Sad but true
Nah they didn't like it man the needed it lmaooo
Oof
Thats comedy
Rehwhee Kieihehe
"Making her sex life more documented than the war of 1812."
How have I never heard of this guy... subscribing.
no replys wth
I died honestly
Jajajaja
@@Raccon_Detective. Mexican 100
You ain't heard shit yet
if Markiplier makes his only fans we need a sequal to this video.
Our wish has come true
This aged like wine
Just like Wine it got better
sequel must come now
I hope so
I can’t believe you can say these things so confidently and straight-faces 💀
How do you know? He has his whole face covered up lol
*covered face not straight face 👀
His bank probably called him and said
“we’ve noticed you’ve been making some questionable purchases”
Hello Buddha
We are gonna take away your credit card, obviously you don’t know how to spend money
"Hello Kwite, let's take a look at your credit score. Oh"
I never got what profile pic you guys have
His response was "Yes. Yes I have."
He's out here taking one for the team
Or maybe he is using them to simp? Jk.....jk.....unless?
Or taking in for team 10
This man just wanted to make a video about his only fans subscription
Nah.
Or stealing the idea from the Rayhart twins...
The internet should apologize to this man
he bak don wory
He should've done this this year for Markipliers...
I heard it was just boring ass garbage. Only his rabid idiot fans would subscribe to something like that. And the fact he used ot to tell people to get his podcast rating up.
Not all heros wear capes...
Some wear hoodies, maskes and sunglasses indoors
Underrated
Maskes
Maskes
maskes
Soooo.
Any edgy anime character?
You know this guy is legit. He started wearing a mask before it was cool.
haha good one!
Karen disliked this
But it’s still not cool 😂
kinda like swaggersouls
Yeah, everyone wears it these days
even though its been 3 years, this brave man still deserves a big round of applause
Pfp is slaying
Kwite getting cancelled allowed me to discover his content and now im hooked
He is innocent
@@smokebomb024 I know
No
@@SussyRobloxianXD yes
@@smokebomb024 he can be innocent with me 😅
If UA-cam wasn't censored this place would be scary...
UA-cam? censored? what u on about :')
@@WeShallAttack if youtube wasn't like that everything should be family friendly, there might be some really messed up
@@hirokimura1316 Bruh have you ever even used youtube?? There is straight up porn and sometimes footage of war, maybe decapitation that slipped past the censor guards...
@@WeShallAttack that's because UA-cam only aims for the people who are famous, not those small channels
They ban WWII documentaries but if you look up budd dwyer suicide there is a channel called funny vids and it is a video of a man shooting himself in the head.
The fact that Nikocado Avocado has a only fans and people actually pay for it is just terrifying
My exact thoughts 💭
I literally almost vomited in my mouth when he said he had one
He went downhill
oh my god im such a huge fan
Scary
Now that Markiplier's OF is out, I have a feeling there's a new #1 UA-camr Onlyfans.
After all, what could beat the Tasteful Noods?
The first time being a simp is ok
Words cannot describe the emotions I felt at seeing Onision's face in the intro... I havent seen the dude since I was an emo middle schooler that hated myself
This isn’t how to download Minecraft mods.
I saw that link too🥲
this also isnt how to make a carrot based milk shake
i would like but i don’t wanna ruin the 666 likes...
NO MORE 666 LIKES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@williamhader4498 oh my okay
Kwite is a real one. At least he can write this off as a business expense if he doesnt use it
Wait true i didn't even think of that
Either way I would’ve shot myself
Well use it or not, it's a business expense as long as it's content in his videos lol
Why does this comment have 3 comments (not including mine) on a comment with 2k likes
IF
Man, the way you talk is so cool. Awesome video!
Wow what an awesome *Minecraft Let’s-Play* I love watching Kwite play such *family-friendly* yet *entertaining* games
everybody say “thank you kwite.”
alternative comment: i say ‘thank you’ to kwite so you don't have to.
Ok
Ok
why haven't you
Ok
Nice
I've never seen a man compare the price of an Onlyfans to a 9 ounce bag of Skittles
Kinda hungry for skittles now
@@synova7010 same
Until now
Right now
Nice to see he's got his priorities in order.
I love this man's energy 😂💯
Kwite's humor and personality is enough for me to subscribe
bro the only reason why he has sunglasses is because he gouged out his eyes after he saw all of them
Anachin Skychalker 66th like
@KL Sinqz do you not watch star wars
I don’t think he gets the joke Chris
@KL Sinqz Not a man of culture
KL Sinqz you poor creature
Belle Delphine: proving to the world that you can make bank by only being cutesy and having nothing else.
Proving to young girls you can make it in life by being a sket
@@thegoldengamer9315 omg
That shit got proven long before she came along.
@@erikandersen3274 world's oldest professional, right?
@@erikandersen3274 yeah
Give this man a cown and a throne because he is a KING!
mad respect to this chad
i dont know but this randomly popped up
2024 and i have missed these for 3 years
This man went through a lot gotta give him respect
Yea
Please ur pfp💀
JOSUKE!
And his right arm is a lot stronger because of it
JOJO
Kwite is an Asexual ethereal being trying to understand humans
Words of Heresy Official Well hey that means i have at least one thing in common with kwite :D
same here! You can even see the vertical mouth he has! I'm still in a lower form so I dont have that :(
I like ur pfp (:
im pretty sure he's not ace lol
An Emu ah, a fellow ether being
Never doubted him🗿
Me too
@@Nuhuh456 your pfp gave me rectal cancer
13:41 are you sure ab that buddy?
Probably
Wow!
He's innocent:3
It's him. It's the reincarnate Aristotle. He is among us.
No, he is the reincarnation of Diogenes
Best comment on UA-cam 😂😂😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHA I RUINED YOUR "666" LIKES COUNT STUPID
Drako Now it’s 777 so yeah you still lost
More like Diogenes
Belle Delphine's onlyfans costs more than the highest rank of Roblox builders club. Soooo....
So spend your money wisely
CubKing0 Roblox builders club 😎
Bitch builders club died like a year ago
Rip builders club, its premium now
still, costs more :/
I swear to God his hoodie is brighter in 2022 than when 2020. JUST LOOK AT IT.
"Without further ado let's get to clapping our Hands and....Clapping other stuff too..." I actually spit out my water when I heard that line.
Why did you do this- I’m so sorry for you
Because thats what heros do
Excuse me buster you're the one who bought Aizawa's
Weeb Central I- but- that’s- waitwaitwait how do you know about that?!
@@atrashypeopleperson3454 I'm the female Bakugou I know EVERYTHING
@@Sincerely.angelic did i just hear BUSTER YOU JUST SUMMONED ME A ROBLOXIAN STIL CHILL : )
This man took covid so serious, he's been using a mask for 2 years before it even began
months*
@@lovelycrits5428 Years** , he didn't start using It 2 months ago. Covid already was there 2 months ago.
@@lovelycrits5428 *no*
Hassi Cusa He has been wearing a mask since his channel started which is two years ago
Vektør Wait... Y E A H
I liked this video out of respect. being able to stare into the dark hole of Nikacados Brown Eyed Susan, without becoming so mentally disturbed you spend the rest of your days staring at a blank wall, the horror replaying in your mind. raw power I fear.
Its been 1 year since i was recommended this. I have finally decided to watch it
I will not sleep tonight knowing there’s a nikado only fans
LMFAO I know, right?
I'm reading this before watching the video, and now i'm scared to continue.
Uhh someone leaked a photo @beenistweets has the photo on Twitter
@@Sklard why.. why did I look-
@@ANZAKA_ACROMNIA I -- why did I look after reading your reply? My poor eyes --
Why waste 35$ a month on onlyfans when you can instead save 15% on car insurance when you switch to geico
True
Geico, 15 minutes could save 15% or more
@@yerrrrray wait, if you spend 5000 minutes on geigo then you save up to 5000% more, big brain.
Oh yeah yeah
You are the chosen one jr
yo we gonna talk about MARKIPLIER HAS AN ONLYFANS?
… 👀
bro have to scarifice his money for picture what a great man
Am I REALLY going to spend 14 minutes watching a man in a green hoodie, sunglasses, and facemask talk about OnlyFans?
OF COURSE I AM!
YES I AM! *poses dramatically*
*kill me
Green hoodie? Damn you sped af
I thought it was black?
you mean a floating green hoodie with sunglasses and a facemask?
@@wozaow maybe, he could probably be a slice of lettuce and we wouldn't know!
Why simp for tana and give her 200 when u can literally buy a Nintendo light now that's a epic gamer move to do
LostInThoughts :/ yoo i use switches as units of measurement too
@@denyl_6987 same
You obviously don't live in Australia where Nintendo switch lite is $330+ :(
@@octobergtag don't know if you're being sarcastic or not 😂
@@octobergtag yeah, in Asian those technology things like nintendo switch, gaming laptop,graphic card cost like double @@
Going back to watch the old videos of the magic green hoodie gave me whiplash from how different it feels.
Bro I just went incognito and searched bellies only fans leak for free 💀💀
Obviously this guys lips are vertical instead of horizontal, just look at his mask while he talks
Kenny Childers you’re hurting my brain because I can’t not notice this anymore
@@stigbacon215 fr
I can’t... unsee it now
I know it’s hard to look now
Yo thats what I was thinking the whole time, my guy really E.T. 😆
I honestly didn't know that onlyfans was basically porn
I dont know that only fans even existed mind blown
Its not just porn. Some artists sell their art there too
Well it's a ripoff version of pornhub
@@beepyboro I was meant for creators to monitize their work, but became popular since there are no guidelines of nsfw
@@ashers_aether7256 oh
This is the best excuse ever crafted
i was so confused and then i realized this video is 3+ years old
kwite onlyfans where it’s just pictures of his hoodie draped over a chair in various ways #kwiteonlyfanswhen
I'd pay for that ngl
his onlyfans should be selfies of him without a mask 🤠
You judging?
@@snootytrash9219 aaallllllll I'm saying is he would make a lot of money 😌
Hoodie? Mask? I dunno what you're talking about. That's just his face and body
you forgot jimmy snow's. he dresses like a dad and apologizes for being a jerk.
One of us, one of us-
One of us, ONE OF US
exactly what i was thinking
I knew I liked Jimmy for a good reason
I like how his onlyfans is like the only one that’s not lewd or porn
Bro needed a reason to buy all these onlyfans subscriptions
Bros bank account is going to be in pain
These Onlyfans accounts ranked worst to best: they're all the worst.
We couldn’t find the best so you’ll just have to deal with the bad
You're obviously never heard of Nux Taku.
Worst to slight less worse
Got em
Miss Lola London. 🔥
Kwite before making this: "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"
So you watch Community?
Community?
Benjamin Adams yay people who watch this show I thought I would never find anyone
3:26
@@emongus i just recently finished binging through it on netflix
You can hear the trauma in his voice when he says Onion Man. You can hear all the pain and fear inside of this poor hoodie for the atrocities he has witnessed of Onion Man.
“He’s not snipped, if that matters to you.” 😂😂
Jacob Celello what does he mean by snipped?
@@gwynzynoodles2553 circumsized
it does actually. +1 for her.
@@gwynzynoodles2553 pp hoodie
Well, he was born in the Ukraine.
From what I understand, hardly any other country outside of the US forces the idea that circumsion is a necessary procedure for our newborn boys. In all reality, there's no scientific evidence that boys need it.
We need a part 2 which should be a 40 minute essay on Markiplier's OF
11:40 puff the magic dragon just gave me nostalgia hits
This isn't the man we deserve, or the hero we need...
But he's here so lets just enjoy it.
For now...
@@imperialfist2304 yeah fr cos hes prob quitting yt now
What is crazy about Onlyfans, it wasn't even for nudes, It was made for content creator to get monetize for their contents... Onlyfans is really for fans of the content creators
Lol onlyfan almost become twitch.
What has it become😔
"look what has become of you a rat in the desert"
@@thegoldengamer9315 look what I have risen above
@@matthewdejesus7543 a man of culture i see
We need an updated version for now days
Google is horrified that this man bought many onlyfans
He’s is the god of all simps how powerful can a man be
I'd consider the god of all simps to be like a queen ant, whereas simps are normal ants and normal people are... normal people. Chad's are obviously Olympians and Future is God.
@@KaseyC. bitches be simping for future
De kk wil je dat k zet no sir
He is the Lord
Isn't he a floating hoodie tho
my friend has a onlyfans that he post one meme every month, charge at 20$, and he has 5 people paying for it...
Edit: first of all, the likes were unexpected, but sadly he deleted his account a couple month ago without telling me... rip memes
Your friend is a genius
Hahaha
@The Flame hey your profile pic is my cousin's WhatsApp profile pic what a coincidence!
@@guyontheinternet2835 i just googled “profile picture” snd that came up so it’s not uncommon to see this pfp
@@The2flame well even if thats the case i have never seen anyone with that profile pic except for my cousin
This needs an update.
Like, now.
This was 3 years ago and this video is still making more views for Kwite than a lot of other videos
Am I the only one who can’t stop thinking his mouth is sideways based on how the mask moves?
Kyle Stewart he is a alien
BRO
Hunson Abadeer type shit
I have come to believe that his mouth is actually a vagina with teeth.
probably needs to be the new standard and would have a nice little niche to it having us an alien going on about human atrocities
If OnlyFans originated from Alabama, it would be called OnlyFams
😳
You didn't.
Did someone call me?
@@Haasthimself OH GOD PLEASE NO
Why do I live in Incestobama
9 ounce bag of skittles for 3 dollars.
The good ol days indeed.
Hearing kwites voice from 3 years ago is kinda terrifying but interesting
Guys is there a onlyfans for annoying orange dont judge
Fruitsexual tf
I'm gonna judge
Thor Odinson not yet unfortunately
Of all the people... Thor, you really have gone to waste after endgame
Too bad.
Still waiting for someone to make OnlyFans with just pictures of fans.
I was gonna say oh word and I saw that your name was oh word
Oh word
Oh word
I hope you have a nice day.
oh word
I like how they up the actual videos sound so you can clearly here the plastic
I love the shot of The Holy Bible in the beginning and The line about the lowest point in my life!😂
requirements for having an onlyfans:
- female
- pretty
- need to have a tongue
Lmao
All of those are optional
@@ahhhh6791 no choowk asked
@@ahhhh6791 I am the one who asked
@@ahhhh6791 dude
This guy talks in a way that makes me want to listen.
He reminds me of Randal from Clerks
Same tho
Hes kinda like the talk show people ya feel me? 🤔🤔
Shawn Carter damn I just posted that, then saw your comment. Good call.
That how youtubers works :/
Kwite better do this again when Markiplier drops his OF
Respect man for being so brave
I can’t get over how it looks like his mouth is sideways
I know same
I can’t unsee it now
Why do you think he wears a mask?
Wally sorry for putting too much mayo on your burger
I’m too high for this 😂
i just know his bank called him about his purchases.
they did
@@Kwiteeewow what would you even say to them?
@@Kwiteee m
0:56 fish can actually drown. If there is not enough air in the water the fish can suffocate. Just like if there is too much smoke you can’t breath and then you die.
Guys I cant edit it’s actually 0:54
Nah it’s 0:50
Anyone saying he’s a simp is not right... he is the chosen one
A king is a among us
Same difference
happy 666 likes!
rou c: thanks man
Who are the four people who ruined his 666 likes. They will feel the fury of a God.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I didn’t search this up
And neither did you
Nope it came up on my recommendation
I came from reddit
Yea like why would i wanna pay to be a fan of someone
Yeah I came from hell
You right. 😂
I was actually eating a 9 ounce bag of skittles as u mentioned them, and now I feel slightly uncomfortable.
God the bravery this man has 😭
I could NEVERRR
ayo 💀
“He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will.”
Hi
Code rifty
I was going to comment this
Sheer fucking will
Woah
"I bought every UA-camrs onlyfans so you don't have to"
Me: a true American hero. 😭
not only for america, but a hero for the entire world
stop saying "me:"
Claytonislit 420: “stop saying “me:” Me:😡
@@audreyschmidt4042 I love you lmaooo
@lisa morris is it me? 👀👀😳
ok this is actually hilarious
“Yes, this is a threat.”
Kwite: *Buy's everyone's OnlyFan's*
Poor Simp: **Happy Simp Noises**
shut up
simps would give money even if they were poor, people have skipped meals to simp
@barbie oh is that a simp I smell!
your apostrophe game gives me conniptions
@ no no you've got a point
He wears the glasses because he doesn’t want anyone to see him crying
Edit: how the hell did this become the most liked comment? What’s happening? I wasn’t trying to be funny man why
Edit 2: why is everyone giving me Fs? My moms gonna freak out when she sees my report card
F
Golden
F
F
F
the sarlacc pit got me
thanks my fellow friend, you saved my pockets and the third leg
*I will not sleep at night knowing that Trisha Paytes has an only fans.*
@TW player pls no
@TW player pls no
@TW player pls no
@TW player pls yes
TW player pls yesn’t
I appreciate Belle Delphine's business, even if it is scummy. She makes a business out of teasing lonely beta males and the occasionally lonely beta female, so while this tends to get her a lot of dislike, it also gets these same people coming back all the time.
Plus, the fact that her entire career feels like a series of gags means the memers will occasionally buy her stuff for the lols (gamer girl bathwater, for instance).
When you put it that way, it is a pretty damn smart play to use
Listen, she’s gotta make money. It’s none of my business how
“beta” yikes
She sounds very empowered and inspiring.
@@gigachad6742 she sounds like a predatory scam artist
I have some Mary-Belle Kirschner aka Belle Delphine content and she has shown everything. I was even given some with her and Mia Malkova (also a UA-camr). She is actually a really interesting person with a weird sense of humor, very artistic, with a good head for business and finance. I never paid a cent but was lucky enough to get to know her.😊