SWTOR: Trolling a Jedi

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  • That and the rest of Act One were most interesting for me. Killing generals was nothing special, Baras's betrayal was highly anticipated and that whole Wrath thing seemed very far-fetched.

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  • @dr.kinderman5290
    @dr.kinderman5290 6 років тому +1698

    Sith: *spews obvious trickery*
    Jedi: "IS THIS TRICKERY!?"

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 6 років тому +77

      *Gesturing to a butterfly* Is this a new meme format?

    • @seamusfinnegan1164
      @seamusfinnegan1164 5 років тому +26

      the best part is that with this kind of deception you win if they avoid conflict, and win if they embrace it.

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 5 років тому +9

      Not trickery if it's actually true.

    • @scook9999
      @scook9999 4 роки тому +3

      What Dark Sorcery is this!??!!@!!?

    • @fabiomorandi3585
      @fabiomorandi3585 4 роки тому +9

      If the Sith had the temperament for it, they would be the perfect psychologists XD

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 7 років тому +2352

    She wen't from noble padawan learner to remorseless master killing Sith faster then Anakin wen't from coragous Jedi general to child killing psychopath. So many memories.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 6 років тому +84

      I played as a light Sith so that first line that gave her darkside points gave me lightside points

    • @french_bread4961
      @french_bread4961 5 років тому +23

      General Kenobi! *lightsaber sounds*

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 5 років тому +73

      Just shows how ineffective their teaching methods are - their code is so messy that it's too easy to prove wrong and justify following the dark side instead.

    • @Zevox144
      @Zevox144 5 років тому +44

      She went from handmaiden to hand-
      ...Please don't tell Vette.

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia 5 років тому +4

      KENOBI!

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker 7 років тому +890

    A BLIND, DEAF, COMATOSE, LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD _FEEL MY ANGER!_

    • @TheShadowSentinel
      @TheShadowSentinel 6 років тому +106

      @SomeFilthyCasual Nah, the best line in game is at the end of Chapter 1 of BH story, where BH mocks jedi master who tried to mind trick him in surrendering - "You will realize what a complete idiot you are" while making this Jedi hand wave thing.

    • @RifleDeadeye
      @RifleDeadeye 5 років тому +13

      Xivitai bounty hunter had some good ones: “I like tweaking with authority” was one of my favorites.

    • @karystmania5509
      @karystmania5509 5 років тому +8

      I see you have the Stalker as your profile pic. Nice. :)

    • @karystmania5509
      @karystmania5509 5 років тому

      Xivitai BH is the best IMO

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 5 років тому +11

      EAAAAAAGWGG I CAANNOT BREAK HIM!

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 7 років тому +721

    And people say anakins fall to the darkside was too quick

    • @m1ckss
      @m1ckss 7 років тому +128

      15 minutes after she joins the dark side shes saying like "don't kill to many without me", like holy fuck chill.

    • @TheJoker-qo4fg
      @TheJoker-qo4fg 6 років тому +3

      True

    • @ufodeath
      @ufodeath 4 роки тому +9

      @@m1ckss It comes down to horrible story telling. This is enough to convince someone like me to never play TOR.

    • @MegaAgamon
      @MegaAgamon 4 роки тому +6

      @@ufodeath You don't have to play the Sith Warrior tbh the rest of the Imperial Classes have amazing stories to tell.

    • @elitegamer9310
      @elitegamer9310 2 роки тому +2

      @@MegaAgamon Plus you don't have to make Jaesa go to the Dark Side. Just don't tell her to kill Nomen Karr and she'll be pretty level headed.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 10 років тому +2577

    Corrupting Jedi is the funniest thing in the universe

    • @HanMew
      @HanMew 10 років тому +229

      Especially with their horrible dialogue, and bad voice acting.

    • @bonzwah1
      @bonzwah1 9 років тому +40

      Jay Lavistria well, they were really committed to voicing all the dialogue so...I guess this is the result lol.

    • @HanMew
      @HanMew 9 років тому +80

      I think my favorite line here is "What have you done to him, sith?"

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil 9 років тому +103

      Lee Hales "Corrupting" noooo... more like opening their minds and freeing them...lol kinda like freeing a religious fanatic from his faith... xD

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 9 років тому +13

      jermainekg6 And now you've opened the flood gates, the religious commentors are gonna eat you alive!

  • @ephemispriest8069
    @ephemispriest8069 10 років тому +710

    I played a light side warrior. It was so much more fun then I ever hoped. You get to troll the hell out of the Jedi, and still be the good guy. At the end of the day, you're all the more empowered because you are neither a preaching zealot nor a mad cultist. You're just the really well adjusted guy who can whup glow stick users the galaxy over.

    • @MikeBison_
      @MikeBison_ 7 років тому +90

      Ephemis Priest same! I feel more like a Grey Jedi than a Sith. I feel like it would be too easy to just be a killing machine, it's more fun to surprise people with kindness who would otherwise think a Sith would give them none.

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 6 років тому +159

      The great thing is that I can do this all the time:
      Jedi : "Look out, a Sith is coming to kill us all"
      me : "Calm the hell down, I just want to chat"

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 5 років тому +57

      I like to RP an undercover Jedi when I play a LS Warrior. Darth Baras' backstory with Master Karr and his taking you into his inner circle makes it that much more fun.

    • @rylsahawneh3662
      @rylsahawneh3662 5 років тому +6

      David Kelly Oh, I never thought of that! I love that idea!

    • @yawningpheonix
      @yawningpheonix 5 років тому +34

      Do not be so surprised. In many ways, even you are stronger than a Jedi. You could survive where they could not simply because you do not feel the Force as they do. It is an irony of sorts...

  • @Jade_Raven
    @Jade_Raven 9 років тому +682

    Although I love being darkside, this part was 10x better as Light warrior. Even more troll-y when jaesa uses her power and you legitimately are good.

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 9 років тому +118

      Caleb Crumpton Yeah, seeing her realize that not all Sith are evil and that not all Jedi are good was interesting.

    • @devilsluk
      @devilsluk 9 років тому +193

      Caleb Crumpton I expected that actual trolling when I clicked the link. When you meet the Jedi pair and reveal how unbalanced one is, then let the other live because you know, nice guy. And then Jaessa's like "YO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD?!" and it's even funnier.

    • @alestiiidaeno_last3075
      @alestiiidaeno_last3075 7 років тому +120

      I was a neutral wise-crack. The trolling was IMMENSE during this portion of the story, and I pretty much drove Nomen Karr insane with smart remarks and narcissism. It peaked when he ordered me yield and I responded that "I never do what I'm supposed to. hahaha". It was a fun battle...

    • @johnnyappleseed1023
      @johnnyappleseed1023 5 років тому +2

      @@girlgarde At that point why even play as a sith though? Light side sith go agaisnt all sith dogma

    • @Aizec300
      @Aizec300 5 років тому +44

      @@johnnyappleseed1023 Not quite. Many dark side actions are just psychotish. I am a dark side sith marauder, but for the sake of roleplay I choose not to choose things that seem too crazy.

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 5 років тому +115

    Light Side Sith Warrior is fun.
    The Jedi are always so confused by your actions.

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 10 місяців тому +2

      "WHY?! HOW?! HOW CAN YOU B-"
      *Sith Warrior: Because hearing your Fury that a Sith is more of a jedi then you gives me immense gratification.*

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 5 років тому +245

    0:26 - "I enjoy destroying your kind." - "Then we have something in common."
    ...The Jedi enjoys destroying Jedi too? Wow, what a coincidence! It's almost like they're soulmates! XD

    • @ladyren1575
      @ladyren1575 4 роки тому +5

      No he means that he enjoys destroying Sith.

    • @MyaTimes4
      @MyaTimes4 4 роки тому +6

      @@ladyren1575 I could woosh you.

    • @springpanda9393
      @springpanda9393 4 роки тому +5

      @@ladyren1575 r/woosh

    • @TheEc1ypse
      @TheEc1ypse 4 роки тому +1

      Specimen 6 Bruh he was joking! Xd means to laugh

    • @ladyren1575
      @ladyren1575 4 роки тому

      @@MyaTimes4 shut up

  • @MisterTutor2010
    @MisterTutor2010 8 років тому +719

    Trolling leads to the Dark Side :)

    • @philbattiste9649
      @philbattiste9649 8 років тому +35

      Well everything else seems to, so why exclude trolling?

    • @SkintSNIPER262
      @SkintSNIPER262 8 років тому +82

      Not true. obi Won is the master of trolling.

    • @alestiiidaeno_last3075
      @alestiiidaeno_last3075 7 років тому +8

      Maybe it was because I played my game as a wise-cracking sith warrior, but I had way more opportunities to troll him, with even more hilarious results. :D

    • @leftwardglobe1643
      @leftwardglobe1643 7 років тому +4

      Hmmm... maybe that's why my phone never seems to die on me... I have found the source of unlimited power...

    • @bioticgod4940
      @bioticgod4940 6 років тому +1

      which has cookies

  • @lordvader5041
    @lordvader5041 9 років тому +1175

    Gooood... Gooood...

    • @TT-San
      @TT-San 9 років тому +7

      LOL

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 7 років тому +36

      UNLIMMMMITED...... POOOOOWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    • @turic2260
      @turic2260 7 років тому +5

      I was thinking exacly that all throughout the video :D

    • @simonsamson9967
      @simonsamson9967 7 років тому +3

      i lol so much on your comment. POOOOOWAAAAAA!!!!!!

    • @pikapat321
      @pikapat321 7 років тому +1

      Hey, hey Ani....sand

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 4 роки тому +38

    This conversation could've gone way faster.
    SW: "Hey, Jaesa! If you join me, you'll get access to my stash of cookies. And the dark side has LOTS of cookies.
    Jaesa: What kind of cookies?
    SW: Yes.
    Jaesa: *kills Noman Kaar*

    • @ddpzzp553
      @ddpzzp553 4 роки тому +3

      there is nto cookies Baras ate them

    • @primeemperor9196
      @primeemperor9196 4 роки тому +3

      @@ddpzzp553 Should've expected that fatass to eat them all. Who the hell does he think he is? Santa?
      Either way, looks like it's time for a bloodbath.

    • @Darth_Supaku
      @Darth_Supaku 2 роки тому +1

      @@ddpzzp553 there are no cookies in Dromund Kaas

  • @corey1187
    @corey1187 8 років тому +279

    These padawans ain't loyal...

    • @LordMazafeff
      @LordMazafeff 5 років тому +9

      That would be an attachment and Jedi can't have those.

    • @Ivnnih2774
      @Ivnnih2774 5 років тому

      the padawan belief of the jedi betrayed her first

  • @Bek359
    @Bek359 10 років тому +341

    Wait, if you kill him by force choking him, how did he get his last words out after the choking... and THEN die?

    • @2h4d0wDK
      @2h4d0wDK 10 років тому +2

      Letting go just before his heart would stop beating

    • @PsychoticSorcerer666
      @PsychoticSorcerer666 10 років тому +61

      Well obviously if you crush somebody's throat, that their vocals cords are still intact while the trachea remains damaged right before death. Don't you know anything about physics?

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 7 років тому

      i blame logic for that, or the lack, thereof to be precise

    • @sorrowandsufferin924
      @sorrowandsufferin924 5 років тому +3

      He was weakened, probably dying already. All she did was to drain his energy beyond the point of no return, and then simply watch as he died.

    • @PureGarbageWithCheese
      @PureGarbageWithCheese 2 роки тому

      Internal bleeding.

  • @rustle495
    @rustle495 4 роки тому +16

    I watched cutscenes of converting Jaesa so many times, and I still can't get enough of how simple it was.
    "No, when you finish your training you will be able to beat her."
    "Well, you finished your training and still haven't bested me."

  • @acciaiomorti
    @acciaiomorti 7 років тому +51

    this went from pure and innocent to "i have a taste for blood now" in like 2 seconds

  • @samhayes-astrion
    @samhayes-astrion 7 років тому +137

    Are all Jedi this easy to break? No wonder Luke said it's time for the Jedi to end.

    • @raijyn2452
      @raijyn2452 5 років тому +24

      They reject the dark side outright so they have no idea on how to deal with it

    • @HamanKarn567
      @HamanKarn567 4 роки тому +44

      His new jedi order was million times better in the books.

    • @raijyn2452
      @raijyn2452 4 роки тому +16

      @@HamanKarn567 and it had Kyle Katarn.

    • @ericpaunovic3579
      @ericpaunovic3579 2 роки тому

      jedi are generally weaker its why sith usually win and empire grows

  • @kevlonk
    @kevlonk 9 років тому +167

    Now if only the Sith Inquisitor could turn Ashara Zavros to the dark side in the same way.

    • @elimoody9626
      @elimoody9626 9 років тому +18

      Hmmmmmmm BioWare? EA? Any ideas for the scripting of turning Ashara Zavros to the dark side? No? Ok let's repeat turning Jaesa to the dark side.

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 5 років тому +33

      Jessa is a weak minded fool that just follows the lead of whoever she holds as an authority figure and lacks any real beliefs of her own.
      Ashara is a Jedi blackmailed into a Sith's service and is framed for the murder of several Jedi masters (this being the blackmail) preventing her from ever going back to the Jedi as she'd face execution or life imprisonment. She never abandons the light and unless you're playing a LS SI, she never comes around to serving you willingly.

    • @iliboxic7586
      @iliboxic7586 5 років тому +25

      @@davidkelly4210 Ashara is an annoying douchebag who seriously thinks she's still a good person after helping a Sith to do so much evil things. Jaesa becomes a true Sith who's happy about having found her destiny after being bored by the Jedi. Only a naive Sith Warrior can think that she doesn't have secret plans for him and that's why a real Sith Warrior (who doesn't try to play "good guy" as well) must love her.

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 4 роки тому +3

      @@iliboxic7586 Ashara walks the path of truth. Neither Jedi nor Sith. That is the path all force users should walk, arbitrary lines are what causes these grand puplet wars. A rational Empire led by force users would be indomitable. She's immature but she's like 20 or 22. That's kind of expected.

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidkelly4210 Except she has approached the Jedi multiple times in her conversation arcs.

  • @Razshagaul
    @Razshagaul 8 років тому +294

    The Jedi code is completely swept under a carpet with the Jedi. For example: "There is no ignorance, there is knowledge". How much more ignorant can you get than "Sith are evil, and you're Sith, which means you're evil, and evil must die". It also means that Jedi feel justified in doing horrible things, because clearly they're in the right. They are Jedi, after all. Circular thinking is so easily trolled. Sith are openly arrogant, Jedi are in a constant state of denial. If you ever played the Black Talon flashpoint, Jedi Master Satele talks about the fragile peace and wanting to preserve it. She also openly states that they will not hand over an Imperial defector to the Empire to be judged, which gives the Republic a great strategic advantage (due to stolen secrets), which is far from in favor of peace. Truly, the Jedi are hypocritical douche-bags, their philosophy only really means something when it benefits them. Same could be said for the Sith, but their philosophy ALWAYS benefits them, so... Being gray is the way to go (for those who don't know: gray = neither Light nor Dark Side). Not that being Light or Dark can't be lots of fun, but sometimes it means making choices that make no freaking sense :/

    • @benceracz6515
      @benceracz6515 8 років тому +29

      +Razshagaul I know it's 4 months old, but you are tottally wrong. Most Jedi believes that the Dark side of the force is evil. Hence, only the Sith uses it, they believe that Sith are evil. And basically that's far from ignorence. They experienced this, and what can a Sith do if he wants to achieve something. Just look at Taris, Aldeeran.
      And basically you put the Dark side next to the Light side in terms of difficulty to follow. The light side is like a lot more hard to follow, since you have to go against your human nature. Deny your emotions, your bonds. Always think rationally. Basically to be a machine. That's why you see them hypocrites. Since it is impossible to follow it 100%.
      And for Satele, it is true that she wants Peace, but that doesn't mean that she will risk to lose the war. If they lose the war, then what can we do other than mumbling "I want peace". Peace can be only achieved by defeating the enemy, or if the war gets into a stalemate.

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 8 років тому +26

      Finally! Finally another sane man that agrees with Joly Bindo's view of things without considering the ridiculous and bloating dogmas of Jedi and Sith to bear any logic (because they don't).

    • @benceracz6515
      @benceracz6515 8 років тому +8

      Yeah, because telling freaking extremes as an example is reasonabele? For the beggar part, it's just laughable. You make up a situation where basically you are right. I can make up shit too. I gave the homeless 100 credits, and then say to share with the others. Then they walk away happily. Yada yada. Absolute bs.
      First of all EVERY freaking war that the Jedi was waging started out as a fucking DEFENSIVE war. It's not the Jedi who attacked the Sith, but reverse. It's always the Sith who started the war. And let me ask you something. GENERALLY has a war ever solved something? With or woithout a Jedi being involved. Jedi are beleived as the protectors of the Galaxy, the Republic and the innocents, and must use their power only for defense. That's why they are in wars. And to win wars you have to go offensive sometimes, you know to defeat the enemy.
      And saysing and yet Kyle Katarn was a Jedi and not a Sith.... + there is like 3000-4000 year between the Jedis we are talking about. But it's freaking doesn't matter if you use some dark side power or if you embrace it. Kyle Katarn used some, while the Sith's embrace the dark side. I don't recall Luke or Kyle having Dark Side curroption mark on their body. And the difference comes to emotions.... Jedis try to avoid it because it makes people unpredictable. You can see a lot of murder IRL just because of sudden anger. That is why Jedi say that you must beware of it and best to stay away from it because it is easy to fall victim of it. Now a sith who is full of emotion will act upon his emotions not by calm mind. Even Mace Windu used the dark side.
      And for this example:
      "If a killer (sith) uses white magic to heal himself, does that make him good? If a hero (jedi) curses a serial-killer-rapist-pedophile-cookie_thief (who can't be arrested by the city guards) with a black magic spell, does that make him a terrible person? Power is power, there's nothing good or bad in it - it's purely neutral. "
      This all comes to the situation. If the "hero" defeats the serial killer....etc and the serial killer gives himself up, a true jedi should spare him and hand him over to the authorities. If he slays him even though he gaved himself up, well he went against the code and bumm he is a hypocritical asshole. And for the sith... sith cannot really use light magic. A TRUE sith won't use light side force magic. Why you may ask? Because in order to use light side force, you have to become one with the force. And the sith doesn'T want to become one with it. A sith wants to enslave and controll it. Basically it goes against the sith dogma. If a sith tries to tries to use light side, then he won't be a true sith.
      If you kill a someone who is close to a Sith thatn the Sith will try to avange the death by killing you, based on his emotion. The jedi first of all they try to have as few as possible bonds, so this not happen. And if it is happen they will try to controll their emotion. Perfect example is Anakin Skylwaker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Anakin who has lost someone, he turned to the dark side, because he couldn't controll his feeligns. On the other hand Obi-Wan Kenobi stayed on the light, even though he also lost everything.
      "How many times Jedi and Sith waged galaxy-wide wars among the centuries? How many people died for nothing in this clashes?"
      Just again, who started the war again? And who bombed down a WHOLE planet just to ensure his power? Not a Jedi, but a Sith.
      The Jedi path is WAY more difficult to walk, since it requires to deny every emotion you have, to have as few human connections as possible, which goes against the Human nature. We humans are social and emotional and the Jedi code wants the human to go against their guts. This is why a lot of Jedi fails to the dark side and feels as hypocritical since it's an impossible road to walk. Unless you are a robot without any feelings of course.

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 8 років тому +23

      "For the beggar part, it's just laughable. You make up a situation where basically you are right. I can make up shit too" - except for one funny thing - it DID happen, I didn't just pull it out of my arse. KotOR2, one of the events on the top platform if Kreia is in party. Nothing exaggerated, a documented fact.
      "DEFENSIVE war" - sure thing. That's why the commensed with the genocide of selkath, because they kicked both republic and empire from their planet for blatantly stealing kolto without paying and ignoring all the export quotas? What about mandalorians? I'm not speaking about the First War - it was indeed self-defence as you stated. And knowing just how dangerous mandalorians were, what did they do? Wiped them out completely to reduce the risks? Or maybe employed them as merks to both keep them from attacking and gain a powerful allies? Again no - they let them run about freely as they pleased. Raid fleets, marauders, freelance mercenaries, assassins and spice smugglers - that's how it all ended. What about Palpatin? What were republic's elite botan counter espionage forces doing? His origins were widely unknown, yet they somehow never found that suspitious or tried to probe him, effectively setting him higher and higher. Remember how he promised to lay down his political post when the Clone Wars end and didn't do it afterwards? ONLY THEN they suddenly noticed that they have zero info on the man. What about Geonosis? They clearly won the war, got the confederacy forces to completely surrender and...proceeded with complete genocide of geonosians, sterilising the whole planet. The only understandable purge of an entire race was that one instance with Rakata, because screw them.
      "Kyle Katarn used some, while the Sith's embrace the dark side. I don't recall Luke or Kyle having Dark Side curroption mark on their body. And the difference comes to emotions" - in SW Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2 and SWJKMysteries of the Sith Kyle effectively falls to the dark side, is stripped of his powers by the jedi counsil and banished as an outcast; the only reason he wasn't executed on the spot was because counsil wanted to know where the Valley of the Jedi was and Kyle was the last surviving person who knew the exact coordinates. Later in a fit of rage he used the power of the Valley to restore his powers (and yes, Valley of the *JEDI* clearly granted him powers of the both sides, not just the "light" ones) in order to hunt down and kill fallen jedi Desann. He never exactly returned to the jedi, only taking odd jobs from the Academy (in other words from Luke directly, not the Counsil) and leading the life of a grey force weilder untill he died on Nar Shaddaa. As for Luke... In case you didn't know, he fell to the dark side and became a sith lord in the real canon story - Star Wars Dark Forces, Star Wars Dark Forces 2, Star Wars Empire's End. They were published in 1991-to-1995 and were admitted as canon by Spielberg himself untill Episode 1 stuck out like a sore thumb in 1999. Sadly, the canon was completely destroyed when Dysney took over and shat all over our hopes and dreams.
      "a true jedi should spare him and hand him over to the authorities. If he slays him even though he gaved himself up, well he went against the code and bumm he is a hypocritical asshole" - here's the main conundrum we are facing. Believing and following the Code in this kind of situation IS the biggest hypocrisy. Let's call this "Batman BS" or something. You KNOW the said villain is an asshole. You know that he escaped captivity before and always returned to his murderous ways. And what do you do? Send him to jail because "it's wrong to kill people" (even though these characters clearly slayn dozens of masked stormtroopers that might not even wanted to be there, they were just forcefully recruited by the empire from a certain region. But who cares about mass murder of conscript soldiers, right? It's not like they have families, or can't even desert because empire will hunt down and punish any who dare oppose?). Or because "I'll become a monster like him / if he dies, a bigger darkness will appear" - what kind of cowardly excuse is that? It the same as hiding your head in sand like an ostrich and believing everything's okay now. Let's go no-canon now, shall we? The Apprentice's jedi ending is a sterling example of such jedi-esque bloated holier-than-thou paladinic attitude. Instead of executing Vader on the spot, the apprehend him and send him to jail. Because one of the mightiest sith lords "would never manage to escape from some -dingy- prison, right? Right?... :D"
      "Anakin who has lost someone, he turned to the dark side, because he couldn't controll his feeligns. On the other hand Obi-Wan Kenobi stayed on the light, even though he also lost everything." - another fun tidbit to analyse. 1) Anakin that is shown in ep.2&3 clearly was an unstable creepy stalker-type prick (which is strange, considering what a bright kid he was in ep.1). Even if he wasn't a force weilder and just a -normal- human, he'd still clearly be quite an unstable spoiled brat that needed guidance and a good amount of flogging. 2) another instance of Jedi Council being a buch of blind senile imbeciles. What did the profecy say? He will bring back the BALNCE OF THE FORCE. *BALANCE*. It's so in-your-face, that I can't believe they didn't understand the meaning even after the profecy happened. Who was the clear winner back then? Republic and the Jedi. How many jedi were around then? Thousands. How many *known* sith? Zero. They clearly stated themselves that nothing was heard of sith in centuries. What other kind of equilibrium he could bring, but becomming a sith lord and murdering as much jedi as possible? 3) Obi Wan didn't stay on the light side, he became a complete asshole (completely ruining the image of good-'ol Obi from ep.4). THINK for a second. His lifelong friend, apprentice and olmost son / younger brother, that Qui-Gon Jinn himself entrusted him, has not only fallen due to his poor care (and remember - in ep.1 Obi Wan was pretty much the carbon copy of Anakin from ep.3), but was also eating dirt right before him, lost his limbs and got a gigantic skin burn (I'd say about 80%) on all body from magma, lay right in front of him, screaming in agony. What did our high and mighty jedi do? Did he try to save THE ONLY person who was his family (by "sving" I mean both physically and mentally)? No. Maybe he performed a mercy kill for the only person who was his family and screamed from unimaginable pain right in front of him. Again no. Then what? He did what every mighty jedi do - he f*cking. Ran. Away. Abandoned someone he knew over 15 years. What a hero, really.
      "The Jedi path is WAY more difficult to walk, since it requires to deny every emotion you have, to have as few human connections as possible, which goes against the Human nature. We humans are social and emotional and the Jedi code wants the human to go against their guts. This is why a lot of Jedi fails to the dark side and feels as hypocritical since it's an impossible road to walk. Unless you are a robot without any feelings of course." - interesting interpretation which is shattered to bits with two words: Joly Bindo. Plus, have you ever considered WHY all the police forces in the universe weren't replaced by the droids, hm (which is completely possible - look at the Trade Federation)? For the very reason you put jedi teachings on the pedestal - they are inhuman, cruel and don't care about anything and anyone as long as their looped algorythms are unhindered. When somebody tries to interject - BAM! - you are the worst type of person, evil incarnate. And making droids with possibility of learning and personality is blatantly too expensive, so organics are still the ones upholding the law. Phrase "it's an impossible road to walk" perfectly sums the flawed jedi teachings up. "You are a human being that has limits, so go ahead and BOTTLE UP all your negative emotions untill they EXPLODE instead of venting them off little by little". Seems legit. It's fun to notice that the jedi who constantly broke the Code with little things ended up to be far less sussesible to dark side conversion than those who doggedly upheld jedi laws instead of - surprise! - being human an making decisions that their inner gut tractated instead of inflexible "laws" set in stone.
      Both Sides aren't the ways of the univerce, they are simply religions at their worst: hard-headed dogmas, holy wars and crusades ("our god is better than yours, yours a phone! Therefore you all die, no exceptions"), too much political influense on the people who have NOTHING to do with said religions (RIP Alderaan, upper reaches of Kashiik and one of Yavin's moons), religious leaders who listen neither to reason nor their own people (both Jedi Counsil and sith lords), extorting money from people who (again) aren't involved and have no interest in the matter (ever seen jedi temple in ep.2&3? They clearly didn't need a 200 floor skyscraper to accomodate thirty kids, a dozen teachers and a librarian. Luke managed to cram over a 100 pupils in an ancient rundown temple with no light or water plumbing on a planet with no civilisations or cities. / Same goes to the sith - both Deathstars seem like a complete overkill and waste of money and resourses. All they needed was to keep producing Phase 1, 2 and 3 elite troopers and rebellion would've fallen for sure). There you go, this should cover most of the points.

    • @TheJoker-qo4fg
      @TheJoker-qo4fg 6 років тому

      Exactly

  • @alexs6746
    @alexs6746 4 роки тому +7

    I love the warrior storyline, being more calm and composed and Jedi like then the Jedi is fun. They always get so confused

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 7 років тому +48

    Trolling leads to aggravation, aggravation leads to hate, hate leads to the darkside.
    The darkside leads to cookies.

  • @Celestial_Wing
    @Celestial_Wing 9 років тому +126

    Jedi are arrogant hypocrites and the Sith are power hungry manipulators. Neither side is right.

    • @NekoLilium2012
      @NekoLilium2012 8 років тому +26

      +One Winged Ice Angel That is why we should follow Revan!!!

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 6 років тому +26

      Follow Revan? Hey... you could make a religion out of that!

    • @Vigriff
      @Vigriff 5 років тому +30

      At least the Sith are honest about it.

    • @SkintSNIPER262
      @SkintSNIPER262 5 років тому +3

      Revan is a Jedi....

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 5 років тому +7

      SkintSNIPER262 and a Sith.
      He fell to the dark side and became Darth Revan.

  • @Fat_Panda_Gamer
    @Fat_Panda_Gamer 10 років тому +493

    Never did like the way the female voice delivered her lines. Too calm, too robotic. The male voice had much more emotion behind it.

    • @seby826
      @seby826 10 років тому +80

      lordjor96 female inquis is a Bigger bitch, her voice actress made her story 1000 times better, i agree with kyle. it's like she is a robot, i am glad i am playing with a male warrior, Zabrak male warrior FTW

    • @NTGoten
      @NTGoten 9 років тому +9

      Sebastien Napoleon HAHA! Zabrak masterrace my man!

    • @Vladalander
      @Vladalander 9 років тому +17

      Sebastien Napoleon Yeah like male inquis has such calm persuading voice and female sounds like total bitch lol

    • @FoggyFogzmeister
      @FoggyFogzmeister 9 років тому +30

      Personally, I love it.
      Also, damn. She looks great!

    • @foxfoxdillar
      @foxfoxdillar 9 років тому +32

      Zabrak master race? Pssshh! Sith Purebloos is the master race here.

  • @alestiiidaeno_last3075
    @alestiiidaeno_last3075 7 років тому +35

    As a nuetral wise-crack I trolled this guy HARD, climaxing when I told him "I never do what I'm told!" and laughing in his face. This game is very hilarious with its customization.

  • @ragemcgee5490
    @ragemcgee5490 10 років тому +216

    Being evil is sooooo much fun

    • @seby826
      @seby826 10 років тому +30

      damn right, especially when you are doing it to someone that betrayed you at first.
      NO MERCY!

    • @ragemcgee5490
      @ragemcgee5490 10 років тому +8

      Hell yeah man embrace the darkness

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 7 років тому +4

      yea dark side sith is fun as hell......... just wish dark side jaesa was a tad bit less of a homicidal edgelord tho tbh kinda creeps even me out and im pure dark side on my main >.>

    • @doug3346
      @doug3346 7 років тому +6

      I hope you all realize the Sith were the true good side. The Jedi took their technology, and the High Council condemned the Jedi Exiles because they were afraid of their power,

    • @doug3346
      @doug3346 7 років тому +3

      That’s what started this war between Jedi, and Sith

  • @mr.shroomyshroom
    @mr.shroomyshroom 8 років тому +62

    that sarcastic laugh though

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +5

    I love how she's making him fall to the dark side with effortless sarcasm.

  • @lister2147
    @lister2147 9 років тому +105

    0:52 I've heard better laughs in skyrim mods!

    • @nikoslav
      @nikoslav 9 років тому +66

      Hawk-oon Lillebo b-but...its an ironic laugh, not an uncontrollable flow of emotions.

    • @ninvusoogoar6098
      @ninvusoogoar6098 7 років тому +10

      still sounds terrible.... it even sounds like it was added in later on too... like they forced that terrible voice actor to do like 50 laugh takes before they said "fuck it" and they settled on this bad egg

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 7 років тому +18

      It sounds just right to me. A snarky eye rolling fake laugh, that I personally use a lot.

    • @clintsouthwood7733
      @clintsouthwood7733 5 років тому +3

      This bitch a robot

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 5 років тому +4

      Thanks for calling one of my ways of laughing worse than Skyrim mods.

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri 6 років тому +9

    I will sum it all up here.
    " _We're stronger than you!_ "
    " _Bwaaak! Bwaaak bwaaak! Bwwaaak!_ "
    " _Stooooop iiiiiitttttt!!!_ "
    Weakest Jedi's ever. I bet she could just had gone in and said " _Your tail is smoll._ " and they'd either joined her or attacked.

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard 5 років тому +11

    5:40 That lamp is sooooo conveniently placed.

  • @Noyjitat
    @Noyjitat 6 років тому +12

    Shes my favorite companion although I primarily use the lightside jaessa. Pisses me off that she hasn't had any screen time since vanilla swtor. I want Jaessa back but I hope we get both light and dark so that your choices really did matter.

    • @BlinciLIVE
      @BlinciLIVE 5 років тому

      Noyjitat btw she’s back in the Jedi under Siege (expansion) if your still wondering..

  • @Lupain
    @Lupain 10 років тому +33

    her voice sound like a translator machine

  • @davethewolf
    @davethewolf 9 років тому +39

    the voice acting and dialogue isnt bad, its certain deliveries have no effort, but overall i love the cinematic questing

    • @Xenoforge78
      @Xenoforge78 9 років тому +49

      +Tom Wulf It's really well written for an MMORPG. I think it should've been a single player game. :v

    • @balrok9959
      @balrok9959 4 роки тому

      There are scenes that are perfect.
      Like when you fight Baras for the last time before the Dark Council.
      Baras delivers his lines VERY VERY good.
      And I am not talking about Valkorion. Who I think is the BEST acting in the game.

  • @Praxics0815
    @Praxics0815 5 років тому +14

    Hahaha that was funny, good times.
    It was hilarious when you played light side and wanted to peacefully walk away from those two Jedi, the biggest WTF in their NPC existence.

    • @balrok9959
      @balrok9959 4 роки тому +4

      Sith: Can we talk about this?
      Jedi: KILL THE SITH!

  • @Harkness78
    @Harkness78 2 роки тому +1

    Zylixx is played by Cam Clarke, best voice actor ever. Is Leonardo in TMNT, Max in Robotech, Kanaeda in Akira, and like 1000 other things. Is in nearly every Bioware and Blizzard game.

  • @ferikk92
    @ferikk92 5 років тому +1

    I remember that bit. Definitely one of the most satisfying moments playing a Sith Warrior.

  • @tenewera
    @tenewera  11 років тому +7

    Well, characters don't have to be beautiful i think. It's all about how do you see that character. I've seen many characters one may call ugly, but they had style and/or fitted their story. This is more interesting then another generic cute person, IMO.

  • @treblazer
    @treblazer 5 років тому +4

    i love how he she says “your kind either fall to the dark or a sith’s might”
    and he says “Noman Kar will prove that wrong” but she little proves him wrong and she is right lol she did both to him

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost 5 років тому +8

    I love the smell of corrupted Jedi in the morning

  • @analothor
    @analothor 5 років тому +4

    Jedi: I'm conflicted about this
    Sith: dew it!

  • @Draakull
    @Draakull 8 років тому +12

    Wow male sith warrior has so much better voice acting

    • @bman296
      @bman296 3 роки тому

      Yeah especially the I fall to no one line

  • @Musa_Kuubori
    @Musa_Kuubori 8 років тому +17

    she wasnt very strong to be turned so easily

  • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
    @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 7 років тому +25

    When playing full Dark side Sith, I hate the fact that you can't kill
    Jeasa, it's so stupid!
    Why would I want her as my apprentice? She's pathetic! Being swayed to
    the dark side that easily and quickly just shows me that she's a
    complete weakling, weak in will. (How do I know she wont turn back to a
    Jedi just as easily?) Plus, my dark side character values loyalty (a bit un-sith, I know) and
    would be disgusted with how quick she was to betray her master, and
    with how little mental resistance she put up overall. It completely breaks my
    immersion that I can't execute that scum.
    Out of character though, I just strongly dislike her dark side
    personality. She's just a rabid psychopath, no goals, no class (unlike
    Count Dooku, Bane or Malgus for example). Her light side personality is
    great though, I respect that she's able to stay sane and hold on to her
    jedi values to achieve good, despite apparently having a total
    pshycopath lurking within her.

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 7 років тому

      Sure if you want Baras to kill you for failing.

    • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
      @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 7 років тому +1

      "Baras be damned!" :P
      Good point, but I'm sure I could have found some way to get her killed

    • @eazyproductions7502
      @eazyproductions7502 7 років тому +4

      She's not a psychopath, she is just kinky.

    • @lucaspausanias2976
      @lucaspausanias2976 6 років тому +5

      Jaesa's dark personnality is very fun to watch, despite acting like a child and being a psychopath, at least she acts with conviction and listens to her heart, what she couldn't do as a Jedi. When she remains loyal to the light, she is afraid all the time, she hesitates more, you have to motivate her to kill lord Cendence. The light version is more tortured so you're right, more complex and interesting, but her dark version is just a much stronger person :)

    • @rylsahawneh3662
      @rylsahawneh3662 5 років тому +1

      The Moe Szyslak Experience feat. Homer I’ve been told by someone who played SWtOR in its early days that you used to be able to kill her and other companions. Granted, that was also during the time when each companion only had one role and people would kill off Malavai Quinn and the realize they had no healer.

  • @corinkenyon3801
    @corinkenyon3801 10 років тому +22

    What have you done to him sith? Dat voice acting XD

  • @Heisen2420
    @Heisen2420 5 років тому +6

    Bests Sith are the ones with a pen than a sword.

  • @Facade953
    @Facade953 8 років тому +6

    Being a Sith Lord back then was so cool!Seducing innocent babes and having"fun"with them....Oh,boy!

  • @SlappyBand1
    @SlappyBand1 10 років тому +18

    Perfect way to turn Jedi to the dark side

  • @benwilliams3539
    @benwilliams3539 4 роки тому +1

    boredom leads to hate, hate leads to trolling, trolling leads to....suffering

  • @Orcasgt22
    @Orcasgt22 8 років тому +4

    I played a bounty hunter healer and just took every credit grab and bribe I could but otherwise was a nice dude.
    Max dark side by level 40 lol. This games pays you well to kill or look the other way :D

  • @Oshaoxin
    @Oshaoxin 7 років тому +1

    When I saw these two failures in the room I was about to persuade them that this is not the Padawan I was looking for.

  • @Ilovethedeepsea
    @Ilovethedeepsea 5 років тому +2

    In times of war the jedi padawans are more Sith than many apprentices

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 6 років тому +2

    On runs like this, I keep master Karr alive to suffer, knowing Jaesa rejected him.

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 5 років тому +1

    Nomen Karr: i dedicated my life to destroying barras, sacrificed everything"
    megatron: if you sacrifice everything you are left with nothing!

  • @DraculaCronqvist
    @DraculaCronqvist 6 років тому +6

    As always, the Jedi are and will forever be, hypocrites.

  • @nothingtoseehere705
    @nothingtoseehere705 9 років тому +1

    I love the female warrior so much. Her voice is a lot like the male inquisitor's, like chocolate-flavored evil that so enjoys what she does so much.

  • @octsober
    @octsober 6 років тому +1

    Fuuuuuuuuuuu that's such a juicy story. Playing as a Jedi Guardian is sooooo snoresville at times.

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 4 роки тому

    She was my favorite companion of all the characters I've played. When that girl goes dark, she doesn't mess around.

  • @shepherdlavellen3301
    @shepherdlavellen3301 5 років тому +1

    even if you are on light side and just wanna talk, they will still attack you regardless, so much for Jedi.

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 Рік тому

    Jaesa really was one bad day away from burning down her nearest orphanage

  • @georgecataloni4720
    @georgecataloni4720 10 років тому +13

    Lol wow, those first two jedi were trolled so hard! I didn't know you could do that! I just killed them. Fool me once, and that's the last time you do so.

  • @xavierlesane8793
    @xavierlesane8793 9 років тому +1

    There's always that one person in a Flashpoint that picks that lightside option and the game picks them because their Sith or Jedi

  • @sowiwiody3681
    @sowiwiody3681 6 років тому +1

    The Sith telling the Jedi she's a better Jedi
    Fucking brilliant XD

  • @carrastealth
    @carrastealth 9 років тому

    Amazingly enough as I was usually in the grey area I had the option of telling that Jedi to "Face it, everyone is Grey" or something to that extent. Only shifted myself towards the Dark side (barely) so that Jaesa would turn that way.

    • @NekoLilium2012
      @NekoLilium2012 8 років тому

      +carrastealth old Jedi order is always arrogance...until Luke rebuild it, it is a lot better

  • @Edward2TheC
    @Edward2TheC 10 років тому +1

    This is one of my favorite story arcs 😁

  • @ThibautVDP
    @ThibautVDP 7 років тому +5

    dedicated his life to destroy a sith? dedicating to ending life will lead to the dark side.

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 3 роки тому

    You might as well give her sunglasses cause that was some sick burn right there.

  • @JimboTheGiantClam
    @JimboTheGiantClam 11 років тому

    THANK YOU. I'm glad somebody else made that connection; none of my friends really got it. IDK. After you do both, the whole thing makes more sense. The stories are, in several ways pretty intertwined, I think.

  • @QuinnPrezz
    @QuinnPrezz 4 роки тому

    This video is actually what convinced me to download this game all those years ago

  • @camelxravennova
    @camelxravennova 5 років тому

    Oh shit that last Jedi though that was so well executed, beautiful, so exciting.

  • @keantan3521
    @keantan3521 6 років тому +2

    I rejected jaesa wilsams love for vetted

  • @PsychoticSorcerer666
    @PsychoticSorcerer666 10 років тому +1

    The red haired Jedi at the beginning has a very similar voice to that of Tyber Zann from Empire at War: FOC, and even Captain Jacob Keyes from Halo CE. Am I the only one who noticed this?

  • @kerruo2631
    @kerruo2631 4 роки тому

    I've had so much fun playing as Sith marauder

  • @MrShotguned
    @MrShotguned 2 роки тому

    SW screenplays are such a delight in trolling: I think this is where the actual meaning of troll origins (metaphor, I know it's not the case. But wouldn't it be wonderful?).

  • @zero5496
    @zero5496 4 роки тому +1

    That “jedi” also happens to be future waifu, sooner or later

  • @mr.popper9759
    @mr.popper9759 4 роки тому

    "Oh my god, my master is evil. I can't be Jedi they're evil."
    "Okay I'll leave the Jedi, I shall be evil."

  • @omuhgordo
    @omuhgordo 2 роки тому

    0:52 10/10 voice acting, best voice acting in the world
    it even sounds like a bot of how good it is

  • @thisiscompletelyreta
    @thisiscompletelyreta 4 роки тому

    Watching this video after watching a kotor video really shows BioWares writing going down over time

  • @wolfman6489
    @wolfman6489 7 років тому +1

    Man, the character you play as in whatever class story this is (the consular in Sith form I'm assuming?) is super interesting.

  • @zigzaghyena
    @zigzaghyena 4 роки тому

    Meanwhile Inquisitor: JUST OPEN DAMMIT!
    Are we sure the Warrior is the brute force one here?

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 5 років тому +1

    3:27 "We need to go deeper!"

  • @azuraquinlilax1245
    @azuraquinlilax1245 6 років тому

    scarecrow: you fear falling to the darkness
    Zylixx: Shut ..your ..mouth.
    scarecrow: touched a nerve there.

  • @Reinhardt4444
    @Reinhardt4444 7 років тому

    The light will always prevail.

  • @princecharming8125
    @princecharming8125 7 років тому +1

    Me: Sith are crazy and their ways and government is that of monsters and a den of wolves in a struggle of power to kill the other. All these promises they tell you is just a show and their ways will turn you just like them , monsters. You havent seen the Sith system like I have and understood it and came out free from it. You will never trust no one and not even your sith master. You will always sleep with a dagger under your pillow with the sith my, my student. It's best to die as a innocent by these sith monsters with me, than to become one of them and enter the pit of hells fire in the after life

  • @SohnvonChristus
    @SohnvonChristus 9 років тому

    One does wonder, how Uldin managed to say another five words after having his throat crushed with the Force...

  • @SuperBlaze117
    @SuperBlaze117 7 років тому

    What equipment do you have? That lightsaber hilt is dope and I can't find one anywhere near that nice

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 10 років тому +11

    wonder if Karr is more embarrassed falling easily to a sith or a woman? both must be a deep burn

  • @flamefoot12
    @flamefoot12 11 років тому

    I love being sith or any on the empire side. It makes you actually seem a god guy in an empire of corruption when you go light side, really easy and definable lines between light and dark. In the light side, too many choices are clouded by politics and privacy, etc. I'm 50/50 there.

  • @TheRedHaze3
    @TheRedHaze3 10 років тому

    Trolling that Padawan is so much fun every time. XD

  • @Lemontarts01
    @Lemontarts01 Рік тому

    I refuse to belive those 2 jedi at the beginning could beat anything more than a dark jedi😂😂

  • @olstar18
    @olstar18 4 роки тому

    I preferred the light side version of this characters story. The contradiction made for some excellent character interactions.

  • @thevgshow2723
    @thevgshow2723 7 років тому

    Ulldin is the one guy who acted how Jedi should

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 7 років тому

    I loved this scene so much. Showing Jedi their hypocrisy :)

    • @Fr0st1989
      @Fr0st1989 7 років тому

      the jedi hypocrisy is even more pronounced here if you're playing a light side sith lol

  • @Lawlietftw30
    @Lawlietftw30 4 роки тому

    I like this voice actress as a Sith.
    And visual design.
    Just...I like this Sith character.

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 7 років тому

    When I face Zylix, I prefer to goad him into becoming dark before he attacks, saying he's already dark!

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 роки тому

    Well, of course the Padawan of a secretly corrupt Jedi would be easy to corrupt herself. One of his students was already inches away from becoming a Sith already, as we can see here. *A rotten tree provides rotten fruit.*

  • @kervin1693
    @kervin1693 11 років тому

    If you play the knight quest line you will actually find that becoming the wrath makes sense or at least more than it does standing alone.

  • @Alex_in_Wonderland111
    @Alex_in_Wonderland111 6 років тому

    I remember doing this. Her reaction was pretty amusing XD

  • @QixTheDS
    @QixTheDS 5 років тому +3

    The MSith Warrior voice actor did a much better job with his lines than the FSith did. She sounds a little too robotic and monotone.

  • @HPGamingReal
    @HPGamingReal 9 років тому

    Count wait to come across that mission at the end

  • @jakecovert2528
    @jakecovert2528 4 роки тому

    I'm playing thru Kotor 2 rn and the this Zylux is the voice of Axton right?