be funny if Corso had an existential crisis on Tattooine when you have to choose between shooting the Jedi and Sith given that killing either of them goes against his precious "don't shoot women" code
Can't believe you left off the two funniest lines from the Smuggler story. 1. At that conversation in the cave at the end of the Smuggler's Tatooine story, if you pick the flirt option with Risha when she interrupts the meeting, the smuggler (if male obviously) will say "Risha, I have a Jedi and a Sith fighting over me. But I still only have eyes for you!" At that point, the Jedi says "Nothing you say ever makes any sense!" The Sith then says "Poor girl, she's never been kissed before." Risha then turns to the Sith chick and says "A real professional, I see." I laughed so hard I died during the ensuing fight and had to do it all over again. 2. If you have Corso as your active comp on Belsavis and keep flirting with the female warden, you eventually succeed at the end. Corso then says "Hey wait a minute! Didn't you two start off hating each other? I wish I could do that!"
I wish you'd included the scene where the Smuggler can flirt with the fucking Sith Emperor, causing him to stop his evil rant and just give you the angriest did-they-seriously-say-that look ever rendered in a video game. It's the silliest thing ever lol
@@Arcxcept ik about it being in an expansion... But the closest I've heard of this type of dialogue was, when Valkorian was expositioning and the character asking "your not proposing, are you?" And he gives the wth look at the player... Amusing... Edit: in an. Not an.
@@livinghistory9701 Nah, there's videos on it, and it's when vitiate's possessing someone, if you flirt with vitiate, he just stands there, dumbfounded at your attempt for a solid 5 seconds I think.
So I guess in the Star Wars universe, "Smuggler" is just a fancier word for Space Cowboy. I'm confident that sumgglers in Star Wars barely ever smuggle anything
Everyone always imagines themselves as either a jedi or sith in the star wars universe. If I had to pick a role, I'd definitely would pick the smuggler.
0:57 First a Droid walks out and is like "I am detecting several non-functioning life-forms in this area. specifically, those corpses over there." that set up and pay off had me actually crying
@@FireLordJohn3191 Well yeah, but you don't know that when you're given the option to load up his record with stuff labelling him as a carrier of all kinds of horrible diseases.
I absolutely adored playing as a female Smuggler . You're still that sassy wisecracking rogue , but the fact that you can mess up with Skavak by flirting with him only to make him a bigger fool is absolutely priceless . That and the fact that having a fling with Darmas annoys the hell out of Corso is equally priceless and leads to some unique dialogues when you encounter him end-game as an Imperial spy .
I still wish there was an offline version of this... I live out in the space sticks. Seriously, there isn't even a space radio shack or even an intergalactic Best buy!
The Sith encounter on Tatooine is even funnier if you play as an alien. She just tells you the smuggler to his face that normally she treats all aliens as slaves, but she's still willing to have sex to get what she wants.
When the smuggler's asking for his ship at the end of the video, it honestly sounds like he's saying "shit" instead of "ship." And now I can't un-hear that. xD
"Is that a hairstyle or did a womp rat died in your head" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Smug: Is that a hairstyle or did a womp rat die on your head? Idiot: Did you just...? What do you... Who do you...SHUT UP! Had me in god damn stitches.
old republic gives me a whole lot of mass effect vibes for some reason, i know its made by the same company that made mass effect but something feels familiar, and the combat feels like world of warcraft
Star Wars Logic: A bounty hunter is an individual who legally hunts down dangerous criminals for money. He's a bad guy. A smuggler is a person who illegally transports contraband in defiance of the law. He's a good guy. I mean, from The New Hope onward, with the Empire in control it makes sense that the positions would be swapped, but this is the Old Republic we're talking about here.
So by my count you have either of the Jedi or the Trooper left. Who's next?
Jedi Knight incoming :]
Morden Wex Nice
@@MordenWex hey make a funny montage of your gameplay of star wars the old republic
@@MordenWex what about the Consular?
So he's basically every Chris Pratt character ever.
Nathan Fillion
VICTORHDANTAS That’s what I was going to say!
Malcolm Reynolds, Star Lord, Han Solo and the Smuggler. All the classy space rouges.
“I’m going to ask you this one time... Where’s my ship?”
@NikajimaMan 745 I'll do YOU one better: What is your ship?
2:15 has got to be some of the most realistic voice acting in the game.
did you jus... what're... SHUT UP!
@@bhume7535 it's true.
@@jasoncummings7 Same vibe as the soldier in Fallout 2 who stumbles all over himself before saying he should kick your ass.
Smuggler: *sucker punches woman*
Riggs: Better than blasting her I guess
Smuggler: *shoots woman*
Riggs:...
Also Riggs: MAMA MIA!
bLaSt iT, cApTaIn!
@@valory_terrencia *Smuggler:* "If you say so." **fires blaster**
:P
be funny if Corso had an existential crisis on Tattooine when you have to choose between shooting the Jedi and Sith given that killing either of them goes against his precious "don't shoot women" code
@@aaron75fy He's fine with it if they try to kill you
"I'd rather drink a hutt's bathwater"
oh the writers had no idea 2019 was about to happen
*Oh B O Y*
Oh please. Do NOT give people ideas.
Can't believe you left off the two funniest lines from the Smuggler story.
1. At that conversation in the cave at the end of the Smuggler's Tatooine story, if you pick the flirt option with Risha when she interrupts the meeting, the smuggler (if male obviously) will say "Risha, I have a Jedi and a Sith fighting over me. But I still only have eyes for you!" At that point, the Jedi says "Nothing you say ever makes any sense!" The Sith then says "Poor girl, she's never been kissed before." Risha then turns to the Sith chick and says "A real professional, I see." I laughed so hard I died during the ensuing fight and had to do it all over again.
2. If you have Corso as your active comp on Belsavis and keep flirting with the female warden, you eventually succeed at the end. Corso then says "Hey wait a minute! Didn't you two start off hating each other? I wish I could do that!"
Only person who can get laid more often than the Smuggler is the Agent.
3D pyromaniac you’re nasty.
Thank you, now I know who to take with me on Tatooine and Belsavis for my second playthrough
I got the tatooine one but I didn't know flirting with the warden on belsavis actually worked lol
I wish you'd included the scene where the Smuggler can flirt with the fucking Sith Emperor, causing him to stop his evil rant and just give you the angriest did-they-seriously-say-that look ever rendered in a video game. It's the silliest thing ever lol
Wait when?
@@livinghistory9701 in Knights of the fallen empire, it's an expansion.
@@Arcxcept ik about it being in an expansion... But the closest I've heard of this type of dialogue was, when Valkorian was expositioning and the character asking "your not proposing, are you?" And he gives the wth look at the player... Amusing...
Edit: in an. Not an.
@@livinghistory9701 Nah, there's videos on it, and it's when vitiate's possessing someone, if you flirt with vitiate, he just stands there, dumbfounded at your attempt for a solid 5 seconds I think.
@@asnailwithpizza9724 well technically it's the Jedi skin puppet he used
"If I die. I wanna be buried with my ship." Honestly, if I had a ship, I would want the same.
"If i die....lock up before you leave."
Priceless.
" Better than blasting her i guess.... BLAST IT CAPTAIN!!!!!!! "
I'm dead
Smuggler was my first in this game. When I saw him land in the ship I thought: So, smugglers get their ships right away? Cool. Well...
Then it gets stolen 😁
@@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 I had the same thought. "Oh, I get my ship right away?! Neat." *5 minutes later* "Ahhhhh…. dang."
@@FireLordJohn3191
Then you running entire prologue with only one line from Smuggler:
- WHERE. IS. MY. SHIP?!?
I'm sor...I'm sor...I am...incredibly good looking, NOPE can't do it.
My favorite line in the game.
" Awwww did the instructions have too many big words" lol
I personally love both the Bounty Hunter and Smuggler lines in general. They’re just so... Perfectly hilarious...
Imagine them teaming up with all of their snark! XD
*Valkorion:* "Please don't...."
@@gamester512 just get a duo group with someone as smuggler and the other as bounty hunter and pick missions that aren't story mode
So I guess in the Star Wars universe, "Smuggler" is just a fancier word for Space Cowboy. I'm confident that sumgglers in Star Wars barely ever smuggle anything
Simple-Commentator-not-really they try!!
Han Solo did
@@DefecTec He even accidentally smuggled himself! Onto the Death Star! :P
I can live with space cowboy
See you Space Cowboy…
Everyone else is saying Chris Pratt, but all I hear is Nathan Fillion
same
I thought I was the only one! XD
ValroggTheInvincible There is a reason my smuggler is named Mal Renno.
Same
Same. Especially with the constant where's my ship
2:16 When you get roasted so bad, you can’t think up a witty comeback.
Hahaha
LMAOOOO
Smuggler X Ship is the best romance
Ri Tenac the best.... *ship* if you will.
It is the only true romance... and canon xD
Everyone always imagines themselves as either a jedi or sith in the star wars universe. If I had to pick a role, I'd definitely would pick the smuggler.
Same 😆
Me too👍🏾 I'll take badass galaxy rouge over monks or fascists with laser swords anyday
Same! I prefer guns over swords as well.😂
I'd personally choose a Bounty Hunter but second choice would be smuggler.
The Smuggler story is really good and he is such a wise ass its beautiful
Well memed friend, "we will watch your career with great interest!"
Best class storyline. Hysterical!
I love this class story.
0:57 First a Droid walks out and is like "I am detecting several non-functioning life-forms in this area. specifically, those corpses over there." that set up and pay off had me actually crying
"What happened to "Oooh, I love the Voidwolf, I'm going to watch his victory!" has to be the sassiest line in the game.
"This is Ellis Ruger, I'd love to help but I'm too busy dying for a hopeless cause, over!"
"You will realize what a complete idiot you are."
:P
I liked can i call you voidy
"Nice lungs you got there."
"If I am gonna be killed, I'm gonna be so mad", is probably my favorite😂
8:35 Nevermind🤣
You know how to say "I m sorry."
"I m ss-"
"I m sorr-"
"..."
"I am.. ..INCREDIBLY good looking."
"Nope... Can t..."
bounty hunter: "i just stole a ship"
smuggler: "WHICH ONE?!"
A lot of the lines remind me of Star-Lord.
BadNewsBreadfan
He's just this kind of character !
That and Jack Sparrow. Mr. Gibbs, why is the Pearl gone?
” you kids run back to you’re mama’s before I spank ya” gotta love it, smuggler was probably my only fave rep class
I swear 11:07-11:20 sounds like Church from RvB if he were in the Star Wars universe.
Dragontalon486 oh my god you wasn’t kidding XD that made my day
Omg and Risha could be Texas!
Were BW fans and hired him? Wish they put sarge into the trooper story
@@3dpyromaniac560 yeah and Elena would be Simmons
sounds more like Nathan Fillion to me
Even Skavak can't get rid of a clingy ex
And if you choose to be wonderfully petty, he'll never get any *other* girls ever again, leaving her as his oooonly option. >:D
@@Blazieth Seems like that's not too difficult, since he dies at the end of chapter 1.
@@FireLordJohn3191 Well yeah, but you don't know that when you're given the option to load up his record with stuff labelling him as a carrier of all kinds of horrible diseases.
@@Blazieth wait what? I need to create another Smuggler ASAP!
@@Blazieth it's pathetic, low, and it's absolutely hilarious
The smugglers dislogue reminds me of red vs blu so much
Miel: You're no upstanding citizen at all
Smuggler: No, this is me, upstanding, away from you
I absolutely adored playing as a female Smuggler .
You're still that sassy wisecracking rogue , but the fact that you can mess up with Skavak by flirting with him only to make him a bigger fool is absolutely priceless .
That and the fact that having a fling with Darmas annoys the hell out of Corso is equally priceless and leads to some unique dialogues when you encounter him end-game as an Imperial spy .
I am s... I am Sor... I am incredibly good looking" So hilarious xD
I love how the whole first chapters storyline boils down to:-- I want my ship back
I still wish there was an offline version of this...
I live out in the space sticks.
Seriously, there isn't even a
space radio shack or even an intergalactic Best buy!
ah the Uncharted Regions I see
lol TFS right?
And are you going to play pretty pink Princess?
Ik this is late but this game to me has always felt like a single player experience trapped in an MMO.
Atton Rand, everyone.
Thank you!
The smuggler sounds like a mix between Nathan Fillion and Chris Pratt.
« I wanna see the Voidwolf dead, i wanna see him begging! »
« You’re gonna have to pick one. »
I’m dead.
You know those battery packs only last a few minutes right? 😂😂😂 Thats such a bruh moment
"...oh no."
I want to restart my smuggler so i can i get these lines on my guy
5:00 best one imo
"Blaster fire can't get in or out!" "Fascinating. Bye!"
“I wanna be called CrackerJack” I don’t know why that line in particular cracked me up so much.
"I won't shoot anyone unless they shoot me first"
*proceeds to shoot first*
8:11 That was just perfect!!!
The funniest scene 😂😂 trolling Skavak is awesome too bad that he is only arround for chapter 1
AND better written than the films
The underdog classes are the most fun to play.
The Sith encounter on Tatooine is even funnier if you play as an alien. She just tells you the smuggler to his face that normally she treats all aliens as slaves, but she's still willing to have sex to get what she wants.
"If I get killed, I'm gunna be so mad"
THAT GOT ME
lol 3:57. Challenge accepted: 4:00
"So Captain? What will it take for me to walk out of here?"
*Sucker punch and headshot*
That's it i m convinced. I subscribed.
I always talk about how amazing the Sith Warrior and Bounty Hunter are with their lines but I'm realizing that Smuggler also has great quips.
9:17 Did he just- Did he just force-feed a grenade to a hutt?! :O/XD
Actually I believe he yeeted it down that Hutt's throat like a basketball
8:29 lmfao
11:02
"You scum sucking son of a hutt!!"
I'm gonna use this now
that "kid with blaster and credit" line was killing me for hours
He's basically Star Lord/Archer depending on whether you're good or evil.
10:30 would be funny if he said nice shooting pal.
SWTOR is better than BF2
fight me
Yoda: I agree
Yoda: agree I do
Why would I do that there is more truth in your statement then the Jedi code.
I have no reason to fight you lol
yeah, that isn't really an unpopular opinion. Try again.
Glad I came back by for this. A perfect distillation of why Smuggler will always be the best class in SWTOR. :) I wish I had more thumbs to up.
I found this more entertaining then the entire seqaul trilogy ngl
The part that really got me and made me pause was,
“If I can do my work without bloodshed, I’d prefer it.”
(Throws grenade into hutt’s gullet)
13:04
When you start a new run of KOTOR2
"I want to be called Crackerjack"
Everyone:
Me: *WHEEZE*
*General:* "Okay, then your call-sign is Cheesecake."
:P
@@gamester512 Me to General: "why not my suggestion?"
General: "BECAUSE YOU SUGGESTED CALLSIGH GAS CHAMBER!"
4:19 Best Star Wars bimbo ever.
''Sorry I'm late for the party boys, traffic was crazy'' Is my favorite SWTOR line ever
Nobody:
Smuggler: *Where is my ship!!*
Smuggler:(Shoots someone in cold blood) “…What?”
8:30 easily the best line lol
When the smuggler's asking for his ship at the end of the video, it honestly sounds like he's saying "shit" instead of "ship." And now I can't un-hear that. xD
8:44 Dude, I can’t believe you just disrespected my boy Bowdaar like that!
TORCHY!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Oh look! It's a space version of the Postal guy!
Edit: 6:50: Oh look! asian Baras
2:12 My Sith Warrior is triggered by that.
Yeah, both my Inq and my Warrior are triggered as well. Also, that line is even funnier when the smuggler has the same hairstyle. xD
"You see this expression on my face? It's called apathy." LOL
"Is that a hairstyle or did a womp rat died in your head" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-There's nothing you have that i can't steal
-I'll always be more handsome than you scavik
Cayde-6 is that you?
"Should I be terrified just because he calles himself: The Butcher?"
Me: *Diablo flashbacks*
Where do you get to kill the hutt with a grenade? What planet?
Nar Shadaa
Best funny comedic storyline to ply ever
I loved the way you edited this, made me laugh more
Smug: Is that a hairstyle or did a womp rat die on your head?
Idiot: Did you just...? What do you... Who do you...SHUT UP!
Had me in god damn stitches.
This must be Han's great great great great grandfather who doesn't shoot first.
The: "Kill you later" is the most friendly and hostile response bye I've ever heared.
Dante from Devil May Cry, in a nutshell. 😅
Fastest Blaster in the galaxy is not the kind of nickname I want
old republic gives me a whole lot of mass effect vibes for some reason, i know its made by the same company that made mass effect but something feels familiar, and the combat feels like world of warcraft
Star Wars Logic: A bounty hunter is an individual who legally hunts down dangerous criminals for money. He's a bad guy. A smuggler is a person who illegally transports contraband in defiance of the law. He's a good guy.
I mean, from The New Hope onward, with the Empire in control it makes sense that the positions would be swapped, but this is the Old Republic we're talking about here.
He's "good guy" because his actions help the Republic
2:12
I haven't laughed at something so hard in such a long time.
I could also see this set of lines working for a firefly game.
3:54 Nice shot 3:59 Better shot 4:01 Great shot 4:03 Excellent shot!
OH SHOOT A TF2 BOT
Last ten minutes that was fantastic
"You're not an upstanding citizen, are you?"
"This is me, _upstanding,_ away from _you."_
That one just kills me 😂
7:12. TRIGGERED!!!!
Also 12:00. The mockery is amazing.
8:28 best one
You just convinced me to do the Smuggler route. I never thought it would be HILARIOUS.
3:59
"I won't shoot anybody unless they attack me first," he says, after shooting three people.
1:43
*Tom Hardy* : Lets only hurt bad guys
*Venon* : We can do whatever we want