Ralph Cifaretto - The Sopranos

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  • @Koba-rr6oz
    @Koba-rr6oz 9 місяців тому +1042

    Ceerious is a rising star and has to be respected.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +20

      Ralph couldn't make it to Feetch"s card game stick up. Whatever happened thea something about a busted pipe dripping 😆

    • @Account11-k
      @Account11-k 9 місяців тому +103

      He still has to kick up to Borko

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +34

      ​@Account11-k for now I say we spare Borko the inconvenience of letting him know any of this

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 місяців тому +6

      Ceerious is seriously awesome.

    • @wrathchild3935
      @wrathchild3935 9 місяців тому +28

      Take it easy. We're not making a Western here

  • @ianmoran2419
    @ianmoran2419 9 місяців тому +1708

    Ralphies wit and sarcasm is unmatched 😂😂😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +54

      The wig though 😅

    • @Vasily_dont_be_silly
      @Vasily_dont_be_silly 9 місяців тому +39

      @@josephtalmadge3108 The wit and the wig...

    • @AB0VETHALAW
      @AB0VETHALAW 8 місяців тому +30

      His idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

    • @marketsandwich
      @marketsandwich 7 місяців тому +49

      ⁠@@AB0VETHALAW so wit lol

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 7 місяців тому +9

      @@Vasily_dont_be_sillyGettin’ wiggy wit it

  • @Whiteboykun
    @Whiteboykun 6 місяців тому +1733

    He looks like an overgrown Chucky doll

  • @kitharrison8799
    @kitharrison8799 9 місяців тому +239

    'That's my story' - Ralph Cifaretto

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +7

      Winning is 1 thing but when its your fken horse....

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 9 місяців тому +9

      Where's my arc? All I got is this natural canopy

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Sandux930 you know who had an ARC Ceerious

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 5 місяців тому +777

    The fact we never got to see a Ralphie and Phil scene is criminal!

    • @stefanhammel192
      @stefanhammel192 5 місяців тому +114

      Or Ralphie and Richie 😂

    • @heroic7774
      @heroic7774 5 місяців тому +22

      You ceerious ? Not even 1 why did writers do that 😢

    • @b24jackson37
      @b24jackson37 4 місяці тому +2

      Good call

    • @octavioherschberg5280
      @octavioherschberg5280 4 місяці тому +47

      It died on the vine, the guy. He moved or sumthin.

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 4 місяці тому +5

      @@stefanhammel192
      That would have been great.

  • @JuanGSR
    @JuanGSR 9 місяців тому +2654

    20 years i waited for the Ralph video, not a fuckin peep

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +99

      You know who liked golf was Joey Peeps

    • @SlickySantoro
      @SlickySantoro 9 місяців тому +81

      @@josephtalmadge3108peeps? His family name is Peparelli!

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 9 місяців тому +40

      @@SlickySantoroJC. He dyslexic.

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 9 місяців тому +35

      @@josephtalmadge3108Sad when they go like that. 😆

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +33

      @@zplapplap when they go

  • @j4ward95
    @j4ward95 5 місяців тому +1535

    If Bill Burr was in the mafia.

  • @jaydayee
    @jaydayee 9 місяців тому +564

    He escaped the matrix too soon....

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +27

      Ralphie is in the matrix, what's he doing being a gladiator fan 😅

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 8 місяців тому +38

      He said he wanted to be someone important.

    • @greenmatrix30seven
      @greenmatrix30seven 5 місяців тому +36

      “ like an actor” 🤣😂😀

    • @jaydayee
      @jaydayee 5 місяців тому +6

      @@greenmatrix30seven lol exactly

    • @jaydayee
      @jaydayee 4 місяці тому

      @@Johnny-vn1qf hahaha exactly

  • @comedwn
    @comedwn 6 місяців тому +597

    "what are you a vegetarian? you eat beef and sausage by the fucking car load"
    my favorite ralph quote just happens to have been his last 😭

    • @coreyhall1150
      @coreyhall1150 5 місяців тому +24

      (PUNCH)

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 4 місяці тому

      Well,he does get out a "Ya fat fuck!" but basically,yes.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 4 місяці тому

      His last quote is actualy "you fat fuck!"

    • @fabrimartin252
      @fabrimartin252 4 місяці тому

      Actually his last line was "you fat fuck!" while sticking Tony with a pan with eggs

    • @barahng
      @barahng 3 місяці тому +4

      His last words were actually "you fat fuck" during the fight 😂

  • @ceerious
    @ceerious  9 місяців тому +240

    you're gonna question a yt practice that goes back over 15 years?!?!

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 9 місяців тому +7

      A yt practice that goes back over 15 years *scoffs*

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +9

      If a nickel load is uploaded we want in 😂

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 9 місяців тому +31

      Well tomorrow UA-cam will be rich but you'll be copyright striked forever.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 місяців тому +7

      @@Xpwnxage😂

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador 9 місяців тому +9

      The next minute he's threatening to go to the EPA, copyright strike us all

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +1733

    Ralph only lasted as long as he did because he brought in so much money 😂

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 9 місяців тому +198

      Janice pimped him out and he became a big earner!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +96

      @@Djm8520 OHHHH!!!!

    • @jamesgreenldn
      @jamesgreenldn 9 місяців тому

      @@Djm8520Mama’s little whowa

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 місяців тому +40

      "Is it all about the money?!!"

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lisetteeliseparis7070either name your price or get the ....over it

  • @AI-di7ll
    @AI-di7ll 9 місяців тому +1220

    I wish Ralph was around for when Vito was found to be a Major League Pitcher

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +84

      They would've been real friends like him and Johnny Cakes

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 9 місяців тому +17

      I have always thought this like...what woyld happen then

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +46

      ​@@br3akstuffAnyway Ralph and Vito are gone and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 9 місяців тому +8

      @@josephtalmadge3108 Ralph x Vito

    • @PuchitoGuzmán
      @PuchitoGuzmán 7 місяців тому +9

      Yeah. He was a very good catcher Foreal.

  • @JohnSmith2049-wp6en
    @JohnSmith2049-wp6en 9 місяців тому +216

    I looooove seeing Silvio go off on Ralphie.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +24

      And Sil is usually the strong silent type

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 9 місяців тому +10

      Ralphie was a top earner when it came to earning contempt from most of the other characters. Even he knew not to step to Silvio though.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +20

      @ashleybrooke2087 he couldn't step to Silvio. 1st Sil was Tony's #1 guy and higher up than Ralph. 2nd Tracee was into sil for 3k plus the vig.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 9 місяців тому +12

      @@josephtalmadge3108
      Not to mention everyone knows what Silvio does for the Sopranos crew so probably not the best person to start trouble with.

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 2 місяці тому

      ​@@josephtalmadge3108c. She was a hoowah

  • @natemarx4999
    @natemarx4999 9 місяців тому +928

    Ralph was the only associate who had the guts to get cute with Tony. It ultimately got him eliminated.

    • @stellarmella9557
      @stellarmella9557 9 місяців тому +137

      he's a soldier, made guy. Associates aren't made

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +48

      ​@@stellarmella9557then a captain 😅

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +37

      Wait Ritchie and Feetch too and they were made guys

    • @ianmoran2419
      @ianmoran2419 9 місяців тому

      He interrupted tony shoving sausage into his fat effing mouth! Is why tony killed Ralph,that and Tony having no impulse control 😂

    • @alfredorodriguez4773
      @alfredorodriguez4773 9 місяців тому +45

      And it was cuz he was the only made guy/ capo that made alot of money for the family in construction, and after he got whacked vito became the next money maker for the family, of course until they found out he was a fanook

  • @Q60-Ninja
    @Q60-Ninja 5 місяців тому +321

    "don't get fuckin filthy about it" LOL gets me everytime.

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 5 місяців тому +9

      It's a great line 😂

    • @Q60-Ninja
      @Q60-Ninja 5 місяців тому +9

      @@crazyjoedavola5430 There is so many great lines from this amazing show.

    • @kmsleyang1980
      @kmsleyang1980 2 місяці тому +1

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rodrigomunoz9217
    @rodrigomunoz9217 9 місяців тому +484

    Richie and then Ralphie took sopranos To the level it has. And then Phil made it a a masterpiece forever

    • @rodrigomunoz9217
      @rodrigomunoz9217 9 місяців тому +49

      Obviously Tony is always the best but his colleagues were amazing, uncle jr actor is amazing

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +6

      @rodrigomunoz9217 most iconic series eva

    • @user-nh6oq8ut2t
      @user-nh6oq8ut2t 9 місяців тому +26

      I wonder how many years Phil did in the can. It was never mentioned.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому

      @@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 effen year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc Borko

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому

      ​@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc

  • @lisetteeliseparis7070
    @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 місяців тому +61

    "I"m just breakin' balls....." Ralphie! 😆😆😆

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +5

      Cheese grater that's all I'm saying 😂

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 місяців тому +3

      @@josephtalmadge3108 O God🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 9 місяців тому +3

      Hello, Mrs Mariannucci Gaultieri? This is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania...

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +4

      @@robertlee4172 Paulie feels like he's been stabbed in da heart

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@robertlee4172a rodent yes a small gerbil 😅

  • @thematteffer
    @thematteffer 9 місяців тому +85

    Been waitin’ for this one - always entertaining to see Ralph clips.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 місяців тому +11

      thanks bro

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 9 місяців тому +11

      Always entertaining to see Ralph clips

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +7

      @@Flowerz__ it petered out, it died on a vine

    • @360GamingDude
      @360GamingDude 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Flowerz__be quiet, Albert.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@360GamingDudeParakeet

  • @christysmith697
    @christysmith697 7 місяців тому +172

    When Janis pushes him down the stairs 😂😂😂😂

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +247

    Tony found him like that 😂

  • @TheButcherClan
    @TheButcherClan 5 місяців тому +124

    I always forget that Tony and Ralph were in the teenage crew together. No wonder Ralphie felt like he was being left behind.

    • @LiamTate-b1v
      @LiamTate-b1v 22 дні тому +4

      It's because he was clearly a weasel I couldn't expect a man like that being truly respected by the mob

  • @Tormented22
    @Tormented22 9 місяців тому +78

    34:39 -- Most underrated line in the show: "A gerbil, ma'am." Said so casually. Lmao.
    Hitting it out the park with these videos, Ceerious. Awesome stuff :)

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +5

      Ceerious is not only da boss of this family but he's more creative than Spielberg

    • @Tormented22
      @Tormented22 9 місяців тому +1

      @@josephtalmadge3108 Aye. And y'know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Tormented22 lol 😆 I knew that was coming 🤣

    • @Tormented22
      @Tormented22 9 місяців тому +1

      @@josephtalmadge3108 Bahahah 😅

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Tormented22 seriously you never wondered that. You got your half back your QB your fullback lol 😆

  • @Diggz24
    @Diggz24 6 місяців тому +143

    "Too many onions or some shit" 😭😭

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 9 місяців тому +145

    Just like with Buscemi & other seasonal guest actors, Joey Pants looks like he was having so much fun playing his part. I didn't appreciate it as much until I was older but the writers did like to give nice juicy roles to the guest stars.

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 4 місяці тому +233

    *Ralph has a point. He was LITERALLY Tony's highest earner. Sure he was a loud mouth. But he also backed it up, lined Tony's pockets with a lot of money.*

    • @itiswhatitis413
      @itiswhatitis413 4 місяці тому +33

      tony really was ralphie's carmella

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 місяці тому +34

      How do you think Tony afforded sausages by the truckload?

    • @ABCDyeahyeahyeah
      @ABCDyeahyeahyeah 3 місяці тому +10

      Same thing as Vito. Didn’t save his life either lol.

    • @H3gamer360
      @H3gamer360 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ABCDyeahyeahyeahthat’s what Vito gets for “being creative”. 😂

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 місяці тому +2

      You gotta stop emboldening your text for no reason.

  • @russca67
    @russca67 4 місяці тому +74

    Ralph was outta control LMAO

  • @mattmolloy636
    @mattmolloy636 9 місяців тому +358

    A. Ceeerious was a hewwaa.
    B. He hit Borko.
    And... That wasn't my copyright material he was uploadin'

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +23

      You know I remember when there was a time when you used to wait in the car and frankly you should still be there 😂

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 9 місяців тому +15

      On the subject of Borko, have you noticed he has been uploading more than ever lately? And not the telenuevas neither. Borko is shook confirmed. Ceerious is the main guinea over there

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr 8 місяців тому +4

      he came at me wit a copyright strike

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 8 місяців тому +8

      @@theramplocalI'm saying lol. Ceerious starts bringing in some serious views for us, then all of a sudden the serbian starts ramping up the uploads.

  • @subaruairbag
    @subaruairbag 9 місяців тому +30

    I think I've asked for this compilation on every one of your videos, and you actually delivered... legend... now don't dissappear on me like don jr... Google drive back this up!!!

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 місяців тому +9

      i got everything bro dont worry

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +5

      C AINT GOING ANYWHERE

    • @chuckb8877
      @chuckb8877 8 місяців тому

      This Friday will be a sit down(community post)for all captains. See you then

    • @dakr3464
      @dakr3464 Місяць тому

      @@ceerious No u diddnt get them in the hospital and them whacking the Sal guy who hit him in the head with a club

  • @NotAnEconomist
    @NotAnEconomist 9 місяців тому +426

    1. Why was I born handsome instead of rich.
    2. A - she was a whowa…
    3. Tomorrow I will be on time but you will be stupid forever.
    4. Look at the bright side, he was not smart to begin with.
    5. Hi, this is detective Mike Hunt…
    I have come to claim Rome for my people…
    ~ (Maximus)
    ~ Ralph Ciffaretto

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +25

      Charles Schaub ova here

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 9 місяців тому +31

      He's an old man. What's he gonna do, gum him to debt?

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +7

      @robertlee4172 I mean obviously it's Ceerious's call

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 9 місяців тому +8

      "Say hi to your wife for me."
      -Sal Iacuzzo, joke ruiner and friend of ours

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому

      ​@@theramplocallol 😂

  • @SioneDunk
    @SioneDunk 4 місяці тому +148

    "Lil Paulie was good to go. Fuqn car never came. They left him waiting outside his house like an azzholo, fuqn 11 degree weather" hahahaha I love it

    • @RenegadeShepard69
      @RenegadeShepard69 4 місяці тому +23

      Uncle Paulie pretty much described the most Little Paulie moment possible.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@RenegadeShepard69you oughta know sweetie.

    • @skxlter5747
      @skxlter5747 3 місяці тому +2

      Was it really that cold when they did the heist?

    • @PrimetimeX
      @PrimetimeX 2 місяці тому

      He said it like "fuckin eleven degwee weatha"

    • @wadefoundation
      @wadefoundation Місяць тому

      B​@@RenegadeShepard69

  • @Kylefassbinderful
    @Kylefassbinderful 6 місяців тому +52

    9:35 I loved how Johnny kept meeting with Ralph and trying to but in. Smoking a cigarette looking off into the distance, "it's not good Ralph"

    • @coreyhall1150
      @coreyhall1150 5 місяців тому +9

      He doesn't stick his Beek in

    • @Kylefassbinderful
      @Kylefassbinderful 3 місяці тому +5

      @@coreyhall1150 do you think he has the balls to drive in from the city and tell him how to run his business? He be lucky if you got to see the Statue of Liberty again.

  • @williammcguire130
    @williammcguire130 5 місяців тому +59

    I never realized until I rewatched it this latest time that Ralph was Livia's replacement. Tony got a new nemesis who was the opposite of his Mother.

  • @ofearghailthefearless6481
    @ofearghailthefearless6481 3 місяці тому +17

    All the scenes where Silvio has to put up with Ralph just really makes me appreciate Silvio all the more as a character. He really is a strong silent type!

  • @e_sidera
    @e_sidera 9 місяців тому +26

    34:06 I remember years ago when we first watched this scene during its TV syndication how hard we laughed. My dad choked a bit on his drink. Then we felt bad; I thought maybe they took it too far. But then here we are laughing again 15 years later this scene. He did such a great job as Ralphie. Thank you Ceerious! You ever thought about doing a compilation of all of Tony’s side chicks?

  • @whthafk
    @whthafk 9 місяців тому +112

    A. she was a whooah

  • @mitchelltheawesome1
    @mitchelltheawesome1 7 місяців тому +63

    Best 37 minutes of the series.

  • @joshuavargas7259
    @joshuavargas7259 3 місяці тому +27

    "I know I'm the one that's dating your mom"
    "Dating?"
    "Alriiight don't get fuccin filthy about it"
    😂😂😂

  • @djdarklyceum
    @djdarklyceum 6 місяців тому +36

    I remember hating Ralphy when I first watched it back when it came out, now that I'm older I absolutely love what he brought to the story.

  • @zacharymutter8432
    @zacharymutter8432 Місяць тому +8

    18:19
    "Youre late"
    "Yeah well tomorrow i could be on time but youll be stupid forever"
    😅😅😅

  • @dwade6322
    @dwade6322 5 місяців тому +60

    Joey Pants was PERFECT for this role. It sucked when he was off the show.

    • @barnboi2562
      @barnboi2562 2 місяці тому +3

      Like so many of the characters on this show, you really can't picture anyone else playing the part. That's a sign of great casting

  • @jontafferofficial
    @jontafferofficial 9 місяців тому +52

    one uh da trucks 😏

  • @PlacingRed
    @PlacingRed 3 місяці тому +15

    Paulie- You're late
    Ralph- Well tomorrow i can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever. 😂

  • @ceerious
    @ceerious  9 місяців тому +77

    do you guys like this style? no story just straight lines.

  • @BrainstormJr
    @BrainstormJr 7 місяців тому +26

    one of the best characters

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 3 місяці тому +22

    The more you realize that the soprano crew was strong in the beginning with big earners and soldiers, but as the seasons go on they lose their best guys and dwindle in numbers until its just tony, bobby, and silvio in the end, top management.

    • @maedle99
      @maedle99 3 місяці тому +14

      Its crazy how most of them are killed directly or indirectly by Tony

    • @StereoMonolith1
      @StereoMonolith1 Місяць тому

      @@maedle99exactly what I was going to say, Tony and Paulie pretty much took care everybody to the cleaners one way or another.

  • @ADarkKnight1
    @ADarkKnight1 9 місяців тому +61

    Strength and Honor!

    • @StefanShorko
      @StefanShorko 9 місяців тому +25

      Scotch and soda

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +12

      What was Ralphie doing in the Matrix, I thought he was a gladiator fan

    • @StefanShorko
      @StefanShorko 9 місяців тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108 they found him in a park sucking a cub scout

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 9 місяців тому +2

      @@StefanShorko ...as long as you're on your way to the bahhh.

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 місяці тому

      I'm here to reclaim Rome for my people

  • @Evan-qt3ep
    @Evan-qt3ep 4 місяці тому +22

    In hindsight Ralph was smart for not loaning Artie cause he was being literal when he said “if I loan you money and you don’t pay me back I won’t be able to hurt you” and it’s because he knows he can’t touch Artie if Artie don’t pay him back cause he’s Tony people

    • @CaptainBango
      @CaptainBango 18 днів тому

      Thank you - this had me vexed

  • @Kloverkill
    @Kloverkill 9 місяців тому +34

    I'm liking these uploads with three hands here and it's still not good enough for ceerious!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +2

      IM SORRY C....it might save your....

    • @somnuswaltz5586
      @somnuswaltz5586 9 місяців тому +4

      He's not leaving you a lot of options...

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +1

      @somnuswaltz5586 OHHH don't talk stupid if you want to .............are alot easier

  • @ripevanwinkle494
    @ripevanwinkle494 9 місяців тому +47

    She was a whouaa.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +2

      B: she hit Borko
      C: that wasn't his kid she was carrying

    • @scruffnutz-x5s
      @scruffnutz-x5s 4 місяці тому +1

      Its ‘hua’. Spell it right lol

  • @ClubReserve
    @ClubReserve 7 місяців тому +28

    'Nothin but net motha fucka"
    Right after he proceeded to hit all rim

  • @zachshaw951
    @zachshaw951 5 місяців тому +15

    Albert Barise is one of the more underrated characters. "One of the trucks" lolol

  • @lost_boy
    @lost_boy 9 місяців тому +71

    That Ralphie is more creative than ceerious.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 місяців тому +9

      😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +5

      Now all I hear about is CS Ralphie 😂

    • @tagekoolander
      @tagekoolander 5 місяців тому +1

      Does Borko know about this?

    • @carllthebigboy
      @carllthebigboy 2 місяці тому

      @@tagekoolanderfuck kind of question is that??

  • @Peter_B_
    @Peter_B_ 6 місяців тому +61

    Ralph Cypheretto

  • @actfrm600
    @actfrm600 6 місяців тому +83

    “She was a whuuore” - Ralphie Cifaretto

    • @scruffnutz-x5s
      @scruffnutz-x5s 4 місяці тому +6

      It’s ‘hua’ lol

    • @BennyMcGibbon
      @BennyMcGibbon Місяць тому

      Yeah I heard that.

    • @bluemarlin6806
      @bluemarlin6806 Місяць тому

      @@BennyMcGibbon It was the coke. It's all over the place in Florida.

  • @wrathchild3935
    @wrathchild3935 9 місяців тому +23

    Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around! 😂😂😂

  • @pinchevulpes
    @pinchevulpes 4 місяці тому +21

    Bro died in a gladiator match with the boss

  • @Kronic_gf
    @Kronic_gf 5 місяців тому +6

    Tony not having a drink with Ralph when he bumped him to captain was the biggest chad move ever

  • @robertfalcone3025
    @robertfalcone3025 3 місяці тому +15

    Tony has broken the Cosa Nostra rule of putting hands on a Made Man MULTIPLE times... it's supposed to be punished with the DEATH PENALTY...

  • @JulianShagworthy
    @JulianShagworthy 3 місяці тому +35

    Honestly, apart from murdering the girl, I really liked Ralph as a person - didn’t take people too seriously, never let them tread all over him, and knew his worth whilst everyone tried to dismiss it.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  3 місяці тому +2

      I liked Richie

    • @mikeyreza
      @mikeyreza 2 місяці тому

      He was a massive dick but I actually really liked his clothing

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 місяці тому +8

      He burned a horse alive

    • @JulianShagworthy
      @JulianShagworthy 2 місяці тому +1

      @@brettpilkington9539 Fair point.

    • @leo_the_v.3847
      @leo_the_v.3847 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@brettpilkington9539A: It was a whoooas

  • @TanstA
    @TanstA 4 місяці тому +18

    Nobody busted balls like Ralphie. It was basically an art form.

  • @ianmangham4570
    @ianmangham4570 4 місяці тому +6

    Absolutely fantastic character, never a wasted second, amazing acting. 😮

  • @PS1-Hagrid
    @PS1-Hagrid 4 місяці тому +12

    The biggest mistake he ever made was calling Tony a vegetarian.
    Some insults you just cant forgive.

  • @larascott4877
    @larascott4877 3 місяці тому +13

    Ralph was right about one thing, you should always finish cooking pasta in the sauce with a little butter.

    • @Trenton.D
      @Trenton.D 3 місяці тому +3

      I’ve never heard of butter used period in Italian pasta sauce, especially a TOMATO based sauce. I guess it’s an America thing to do that.

  • @Robarath
    @Robarath Місяць тому +2

    "Who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?!"
    That's such an incredibly witty comeback that cracks me up every time I see it.

  • @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist
    @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist 5 місяців тому +28

    "I see a rat or a squirrel...Maybe it's a possum."

    • @LiamTate-b1v
      @LiamTate-b1v 22 дні тому

      Or maybe it's Ralph hated him me rat faced weasel he was

  • @robthagod4870
    @robthagod4870 3 місяці тому +8

    Ralph was the best lol. 21:35 Ball clanks off the rims 5 times, “nothing but net mfer.” 😂

  • @raygun23
    @raygun23 9 місяців тому +8

    Did ya hear? Borko took a copyright strike.
    Ceerious:”OOOHHHHH, so there is a Santa Claus!”

  • @felixcorral7267
    @felixcorral7267 3 місяці тому +21

    I bet Ralphie gets his wig at Morries

  • @viperatech
    @viperatech 3 місяці тому +10

    Ralph and Richie = best characters by a mile.

  • @JustShotsForMeh
    @JustShotsForMeh 2 місяці тому +7

    "One of the trucks" Why did Albert even repeat that LMAOOOOOO

  • @leostreat3573
    @leostreat3573 5 місяців тому +5

    God I loved/ love this show . So much. Hands down best TV show ever .

  • @PhilLeotardoOfficial
    @PhilLeotardoOfficial 5 місяців тому +4

    Ralph: “A, she was a Hooah and B, she hit me.”
    That line never fails to have me laughing on the floor 🤣

  • @TasteTestTitan
    @TasteTestTitan 4 місяці тому +6

    I would’ve liked to have seen a face off between Ralph, Paulie and Richie. THAT would have been LEGENDARY!

  • @OneForTheNorth
    @OneForTheNorth 5 місяців тому +15

    This video will echo in eternity

  • @TheCharlestonChase
    @TheCharlestonChase 25 днів тому +3

    "A gerbil ma'am" I die everytime i hear that 😂

  • @bobborlog1677
    @bobborlog1677 4 місяці тому +8

    Vito playing basketball is hilarious

  • @ryderls2729
    @ryderls2729 2 місяці тому +11

    Crazy how they never found out Ralph was captain of police in Miami

  • @MarcusLB1998
    @MarcusLB1998 7 місяців тому +47

    “Whatever you say cappy!”😂

  • @STLPhil
    @STLPhil 4 місяці тому +11

    "Its me, uh Tony" "Its really Vito, you said to call in 5 minutes" Cracks me up everytime.

  • @KenobiStark1
    @KenobiStark1 2 місяці тому +2

    I like how Tony took all the insults but it was the “you eat beef by the fuckin carload!” that sent him over the edge haha

  • @StevenSacco-t3b
    @StevenSacco-t3b Місяць тому +3

    never noticed ghost riders in the sky playing in the backround at 8:30 while Tony and Ralph stare eachother down like a real wild west showdown lolol

  • @cultivatedmind8352
    @cultivatedmind8352 2 місяці тому +2

    This show did a fantastic job of showing what Italians in America became. Moody yet inspiring, morbid yet amusing, serious and relaxed all at once. Goodfellas, godfather, casino all were great mob movies. But Sopranos really captured the essence of Italian Americans without trying. They used real Italian-American actors, and really nailed the things all Italians felt worldwide. I remember when Bocellis Romanza hit the shelves and everybody with a half a drop of Italian blood was playing that record. When it came on Sopranos I laughed and cried. The expressions, Phil's "a couple tree things," manicotti as a weekly staple, antepasto trays at every family gathering, knowing your second and third cousins, this weird cultural understanding that Catholicism is part of our heritage and also could use a major facelift in ideals, the little carmine opus dei thing, the conversation that carmela had with anthony Jr. About Italians fighting in world war two, cappodimonte, the cookies, the respect for appearance and always looking your best, the weird nicknames, the love for old music and movies, and paulies aunt/mom genuinely going "oh madonna mia" were things i saw from my mom and Nonna as a kid. There were moments on this show that really translated our culture. Obviously the murder and misogyny, maybe some of the racism too, contribute to a bad view of Italian ppl. But the characters and context really reminded us of our own uncles and cousins.

  • @Evan-qt3ep
    @Evan-qt3ep 7 місяців тому +53

    As crude as Ralph was by laws of the mafia tony was totally wrong for how he treated Ralph.

    • @pinchevulpes
      @pinchevulpes 4 місяці тому +8

      We bend more rules than the Catholic Church! ⛪️

    • @Evan-qt3ep
      @Evan-qt3ep 4 місяці тому +5

      @@pinchevulpes WHAT IS THIS THE PHUGGIN UN NOW?

    • @bigdaddystovepipe
      @bigdaddystovepipe 3 місяці тому +2

      EVERYONE HAS A GODDAMN OPINION NOW???

    • @Evan-qt3ep
      @Evan-qt3ep 3 місяці тому +1

      I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO WAIT IN THE CAR AND AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED…oh wait that’s me

  • @one2one1998
    @one2one1998 25 днів тому +2

    8:30 that western music made the coversation just perfect David Chase made a forever lasting show it's flame will never go out.
    Moonlight mile by the stones?
    I'm a huge movie buff and music fan I have never heard that particular song (from a great album by the way) he just made it work.

  • @sliceserve234
    @sliceserve234 5 місяців тому +13

    Ralphie Cifaretto played by Joe Pantoliano and Richie Aprile played by David Proval are the only two actors on the show who consistently stole scenes from Gandolfini!

    • @LongerLasting
      @LongerLasting 3 місяці тому +2

      Vincent Curatola as Johnny Sack too IMHO.

    • @sliceserve234
      @sliceserve234 3 місяці тому +1

      @@LongerLasting you know what, I agree, so THREE of them! just shows you how great the casting was.

  • @tylerchapman9234
    @tylerchapman9234 7 місяців тому +31

    Theres guys in the can better looking than my sister!

  • @murrethmedia
    @murrethmedia 9 місяців тому +8

    Hey ceerious, any chance you could do Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire? Thanks for all you do!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +1

      My 3rd best character on Boardwalk Empire. Lucky Arnold Rothstien then Richard. I agree

  • @nils4279
    @nils4279 6 місяців тому +14

    it was a beautiful innocent creature

    • @arseniysuslov9
      @arseniysuslov9 3 місяці тому +4

      it was a fucking horse

    • @MT-zw1ti
      @MT-zw1ti 9 днів тому

      ​@@arseniysuslov9 To me, it was nothing but a whoaah

  • @1digidude
    @1digidude 3 місяці тому +13

    imagine going from Ro to Janice

  • @TarotRaAres
    @TarotRaAres 9 місяців тому +16

    great, my favorite character, mamas little woaah

  • @kennethgaines5666
    @kennethgaines5666 9 місяців тому +13

    Tony was a phycologist with his family

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 місяців тому +1

      Got some good decorating tips from Dr Melfi 😂😂

  • @1digidude
    @1digidude 3 місяці тому +6

    Also just realizing both Tony and Janice are the only two characters to lay a hand on “IM A MADE GUY” Ralphie

  • @DkizzlePaid
    @DkizzlePaid 9 місяців тому +6

    Finally 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 the true capo

  • @jaylinlawson977
    @jaylinlawson977 3 місяці тому +3

    Silvio was funny as hell. 😂😂😂😂😂 especially when he’s mad.

    • @Henry-yf2np
      @Henry-yf2np 3 місяці тому +1

      My favorite character 😂

  • @Scarcep.002
    @Scarcep.002 6 місяців тому +5

    10:39 “it might save ur life” thank you Johnny 😂

  • @soultrap8554
    @soultrap8554 5 місяців тому +1

    Still fresh asf all these years later and I haven't watched again since back then. Timeless;)

  • @TonyFrickey-ur9jy
    @TonyFrickey-ur9jy 5 місяців тому +5

    Vito at the table thinkin drumstick? Ass? Two of my favorite things.

  • @jacobp4675
    @jacobp4675 5 місяців тому +4

    Ceerious: I know when to keep my mouth shut
    Borko: unless of course there’s a copyright strike lying around

  • @vgiordano1000
    @vgiordano1000 9 місяців тому +13

    One of the trucks

  • @DQamR
    @DQamR 14 днів тому +2

    Cypher enjoying his reincarnation plugged back in to the matrix 🤣🤣