Honestly, apart from murdering the girl, I really liked Ralph as a person - didn’t take people too seriously, never let them tread all over him, and knew his worth whilst everyone tried to dismiss it.
And it was cuz he was the only made guy/ capo that made alot of money for the family in construction, and after he got whacked vito became the next money maker for the family, of course until they found out he was a fanook
On the subject of Borko, have you noticed he has been uploading more than ever lately? And not the telenuevas neither. Borko is shook confirmed. Ceerious is the main guinea over there
1. Why was I born handsome instead of rich. 2. A - she was a whowa… 3. Tomorrow I will be on time but you will be stupid forever. 4. Look at the bright side, he was not smart to begin with. 5. Hi, this is detective Mike Hunt… I have come to claim Rome for my people… ~ (Maximus) ~ Ralph Ciffaretto
Just like with Buscemi & other seasonal guest actors, Joey Pants looks like he was having so much fun playing his part. I didn't appreciate it as much until I was older but the writers did like to give nice juicy roles to the guest stars.
*Ralph has a point. He was LITERALLY Tony's highest earner. Sure he was a loud mouth. But he also backed it up, lined Tony's pockets with a lot of money.*
@@coreyhall1150 do you think he has the balls to drive in from the city and tell him how to run his business? He be lucky if you got to see the Statue of Liberty again.
34:39 -- Most underrated line in the show: "A gerbil, ma'am." Said so casually. Lmao. Hitting it out the park with these videos, Ceerious. Awesome stuff :)
34:06 I remember years ago when we first watched this scene during its TV syndication how hard we laughed. My dad choked a bit on his drink. Then we felt bad; I thought maybe they took it too far. But then here we are laughing again 15 years later this scene. He did such a great job as Ralphie. Thank you Ceerious! You ever thought about doing a compilation of all of Tony’s side chicks?
I think I've asked for this compilation on every one of your videos, and you actually delivered... legend... now don't dissappear on me like don jr... Google drive back this up!!!
Ralphie Cifaretto played by Joe Pantoliano and Richie Aprile played by David Proval are the only two actors on the show who consistently stole scenes from Gandolfini!
In hindsight Ralph was smart for not loaning Artie cause he was being literal when he said “if I loan you money and you don’t pay me back I won’t be able to hurt you” and it’s because he knows he can’t touch Artie if Artie don’t pay him back cause he’s Tony people
I Miss The Sopranos so much not only that it was one of the best series at the time Ralph was really good wow brings me back a lot of good memories too during that time
Ralph is one of the deaths I definitely didn’t agree with, with all of Tony’s “Business comes first” shit he preaches and practices for the most part I feel he should’ve laid down the beating for sure but killing? With Ralph “EARNING WITH THREE HANDS” kick ups, it’s a very stupid death but then it also shows Tony’s too far gone anger issues.
The best part is when he's talking to Paulie employee wants his hair and then his cell phone rings and it says it's Tony and fat Vito tells him to see a guy with a green hat I was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting
20 years i waited for the Ralph video, not a fuckin peep
You know who liked golf was Joey Peeps
@@josephtalmadge3108peeps? His family name is Peparelli!
@@SlickySantoroJC. He dyslexic.
@@josephtalmadge3108Sad when they go like that. 😆
@@zplapplap when they go
Honestly, apart from murdering the girl, I really liked Ralph as a person - didn’t take people too seriously, never let them tread all over him, and knew his worth whilst everyone tried to dismiss it.
I liked Richie
Junior thought Richie went to witness protection program, WEHT?! Lol!
Where's Ceerious 5:42
Getting his weasel greased.
Who was funnier Ralphi or Tony B ?
Ralph.
Ralphie hands down
GTFO, Ralphie for sure.
Ralphie
Tony b surprised ppl. But Ralph stole the show
I’m high af but Ralph resembles Chucky wtf
😆
@ceerious where's Tracy? 3 days she missed work.
Put the weed down
5:45 Borko Is here
He looks like an overgrown Chucky doll
IM WEAK WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE 😂
Now that you said it, I totally see it.
Hahaha
Behaves like one too
Almost sounds like Brad too lol
The fact we never got to see a Ralphie and Phil scene is criminal!
Or Ralphie and Richie 😂
You ceerious ? Not even 1 why did writers do that 😢
Good call
It died on the vine, the guy. He moved or sumthin.
@@stefanhammel192
That would have been great.
If Bill Burr was in the mafia.
Breaking Bad my boy.
100%
Hes bald too 😂🎉
Except this is a good actor
😂
Ralphies wit and sarcasm is unmatched 😂😂😂
The wig though 😅
@@josephtalmadge3108 The wit and the wig...
His idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
@@AB0VETHALAW so wit lol
@@Vasily_dont_be_sillyGettin’ wiggy wit it
Ralph only lasted as long as he did because he brought in so much money 😂
Janice pimped him out and he became a big earner!
@@Djm8520 OHHHH!!!!
@@Djm8520Mama’s little whowa
"Is it all about the money?!!"
@@lisetteeliseparis7070either name your price or get the ....over it
I wish Ralph was around for when Vito was found to be a Major League Pitcher
They would've been real friends like him and Johnny Cakes
I have always thought this like...what woyld happen then
@@br3akstuffAnyway Ralph and Vito are gone and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman
@@josephtalmadge3108 Ralph x Vito
Yeah. He was a very good catcher Foreal.
Ceerious is a rising star and has to be respected.
Ralph couldn't make it to Feetch"s card game stick up. Whatever happened thea something about a busted pipe dripping 😆
He still has to kick up to Borko
@Account11-k for now I say we spare Borko the inconvenience of letting him know any of this
Ceerious is seriously awesome.
Take it easy. We're not making a Western here
"what are you a vegetarian? you eat beef and sausage by the fucking car load"
my favorite ralph quote just happens to have been his last 😭
(PUNCH)
Well,he does get out a "Ya fat fuck!" but basically,yes.
His last quote is actualy "you fat fuck!"
Actually his last line was "you fat fuck!" while sticking Tony with a pan with eggs
His last words were actually "you fat fuck" during the fight 😂
"don't get fuckin filthy about it" LOL gets me everytime.
It's a great line 😂
@@crazyjoedavola5430 There is so many great lines from this amazing show.
Ralph was the only associate who had the guts to get cute with Tony. It ultimately got him eliminated.
he's a soldier, made guy. Associates aren't made
@@stellarmella9557then a captain 😅
Wait Ritchie and Feetch too and they were made guys
He interrupted tony shoving sausage into his fat effing mouth! Is why tony killed Ralph,that and Tony having no impulse control 😂
And it was cuz he was the only made guy/ capo that made alot of money for the family in construction, and after he got whacked vito became the next money maker for the family, of course until they found out he was a fanook
He escaped the matrix too soon....
Ralphie is in the matrix, what's he doing being a gladiator fan 😅
He said he wanted to be someone important.
“ like an actor” 🤣😂😀
@@greenmatrix30seven lol exactly
@@Johnny-vn1qf hahaha exactly
A. Ceeerious was a hewwaa.
B. He hit Borko.
And... That wasn't my copyright material he was uploadin'
You know I remember when there was a time when you used to wait in the car and frankly you should still be there 😂
On the subject of Borko, have you noticed he has been uploading more than ever lately? And not the telenuevas neither. Borko is shook confirmed. Ceerious is the main guinea over there
🤣🤣🤣
he came at me wit a copyright strike
@@theramplocalI'm saying lol. Ceerious starts bringing in some serious views for us, then all of a sudden the serbian starts ramping up the uploads.
"Lil Paulie was good to go. Fuqn car never came. They left him waiting outside his house like an azzholo, fuqn 11 degree weather" hahahaha I love it
Uncle Paulie pretty much described the most Little Paulie moment possible.
@@RenegadeShepard69you oughta know sweetie.
Was it really that cold when they did the heist?
When Janis pushes him down the stairs 😂😂😂😂
you're gonna question a yt practice that goes back over 15 years?!?!
A yt practice that goes back over 15 years *scoffs*
If a nickel load is uploaded we want in 😂
Well tomorrow UA-cam will be rich but you'll be copyright striked forever.
@@Xpwnxage😂
The next minute he's threatening to go to the EPA, copyright strike us all
1. Why was I born handsome instead of rich.
2. A - she was a whowa…
3. Tomorrow I will be on time but you will be stupid forever.
4. Look at the bright side, he was not smart to begin with.
5. Hi, this is detective Mike Hunt…
I have come to claim Rome for my people…
~ (Maximus)
~ Ralph Ciffaretto
Charles Schaub ova here
He's an old man. What's he gonna do, gum him to debt?
@robertlee4172 I mean obviously it's Ceerious's call
"Say hi to your wife for me."
-Sal Iacuzzo, joke ruiner and friend of ours
@@theramplocallol 😂
"Too many onions or some shit" 😭😭
Just like with Buscemi & other seasonal guest actors, Joey Pants looks like he was having so much fun playing his part. I didn't appreciate it as much until I was older but the writers did like to give nice juicy roles to the guest stars.
I always forget that Tony and Ralph were in the teenage crew together. No wonder Ralphie felt like he was being left behind.
'That's my story' - Ralph Cifaretto
Winning is 1 thing but when its your fken horse....
Where's my arc? All I got is this natural canopy
@@Sandux930 you know who had an ARC Ceerious
Joey Pants was PERFECT for this role. It sucked when he was off the show.
“She was a whuuore” - Ralphie Cifaretto
It’s ‘hua’ lol
Ralph was outta control LMAO
Richie and then Ralphie took sopranos To the level it has. And then Phil made it a a masterpiece forever
Obviously Tony is always the best but his colleagues were amazing, uncle jr actor is amazing
@rodrigomunoz9217 most iconic series eva
I wonder how many years Phil did in the can. It was never mentioned.
@@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 effen year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc Borko
@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc
I looooove seeing Silvio go off on Ralphie.
And Sil is usually the strong silent type
Ralphie was a top earner when it came to earning contempt from most of the other characters. Even he knew not to step to Silvio though.
@ashleybrooke2087 he couldn't step to Silvio. 1st Sil was Tony's #1 guy and higher up than Ralph. 2nd Tracee was into sil for 3k plus the vig.
@@josephtalmadge3108
Not to mention everyone knows what Silvio does for the Sopranos crew so probably not the best person to start trouble with.
A. she was a whooah
Sry Tony it might save ......
B. she was a whooah
@@jamesgreenldnC: She was whoarrrrhhhh
D.) She waz a hoAH
*Ralph has a point. He was LITERALLY Tony's highest earner. Sure he was a loud mouth. But he also backed it up, lined Tony's pockets with a lot of money.*
tony really was ralphie's carmella
How do you think Tony afforded sausages by the truckload?
Same thing as Vito. Didn’t save his life either lol.
@@ABCDyeahyeahyeahthat’s what Vito gets for “being creative”. 😂
Tony found him like that 😂
You think that’s funny?
It’s Tony’s fault Ralph’s a fuckin klutz !!
@Slickysantoro oh will you take it easy over there judge Roy Bean 😁
Right? 😆😆😆
He clearly did-en’t.
Ralph Cypheretto
good one
underrated
Lol the matriverse
Can’t be a coincidence
I never realized until I rewatched it this latest time that Ralph was Livia's replacement. Tony got a new nemesis who was the opposite of his Mother.
Best 37 minutes of the series.
That Ralphie is more creative than ceerious.
😂
Now all I hear about is CS Ralphie 😂
Does Borko know about this?
As crude as Ralph was by laws of the mafia tony was totally wrong for how he treated Ralph.
We bend more rules than the Catholic Church! ⛪️
@@pinchevulpes WHAT IS THIS THE PHUGGIN UN NOW?
EVERYONE HAS A GODDAMN OPINION NOW???
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO WAIT IN THE CAR AND AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED…oh wait that’s me
I'm liking these uploads with three hands here and it's still not good enough for ceerious!
IM SORRY C....it might save your....
He's not leaving you a lot of options...
@somnuswaltz5586 OHHH don't talk stupid if you want to .............are alot easier
"I know I'm the one that's dating your mom"
"Dating?"
"Alriiight don't get fuccin filthy about it"
😂😂😂
"I see a rat or a squirrel...Maybe it's a possum."
9:35 I loved how Johnny kept meeting with Ralph and trying to but in. Smoking a cigarette looking off into the distance, "it's not good Ralph"
He doesn't stick his Beek in
@@coreyhall1150 do you think he has the balls to drive in from the city and tell him how to run his business? He be lucky if you got to see the Statue of Liberty again.
This is a great mafia show? Look at Joe Pantoliano's hair! THEY DIDN'T HAVE TOUPEES IN ANCIENT JERSEY!
Been waitin’ for this one - always entertaining to see Ralph clips.
thanks bro
Always entertaining to see Ralph clips
@@Flowerz__ it petered out, it died on a vine
@@Flowerz__be quiet, Albert.
@@360GamingDudeParakeet
Theres guys in the can better looking than my sister!
do you guys like this style? no story just straight lines.
both bro ^_~
YES
Either way is fine skip
I’m here the muhney! Borko’s muhney..
@@DONCARMINEFALCONEEohh yea yea the money.
34:39 -- Most underrated line in the show: "A gerbil, ma'am." Said so casually. Lmao.
Hitting it out the park with these videos, Ceerious. Awesome stuff :)
Ceerious is not only da boss of this family but he's more creative than Spielberg
@@josephtalmadge3108 Aye. And y'know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
@@Tormented22 lol 😆 I knew that was coming 🤣
@@josephtalmadge3108 Bahahah 😅
@@Tormented22 seriously you never wondered that. You got your half back your QB your fullback lol 😆
Tony was a worse person than Ralphie. Change my mind.
They made his haircut look like leo DiCaprio when he was 13 in the 90s
She was a whouaa.
B: she hit Borko
C: that wasn't his kid she was carrying
Its ‘hua’. Spell it right lol
'Nothin but net motha fucka"
Right after he proceeded to hit all rim
one uh da trucks 😏
It died on a vine
be quiet jon
@@heresYoshiiand I'm gonna turn my hearing aid up so I don't miss it
You look like you were in Miami!
@@theramplocalit was the coke 😂
I remember hating Ralphy when I first watched it back when it came out, now that I'm older I absolutely love what he brought to the story.
imagine going from Ro to Janice
Guy in a comma, braindead and Paulie brings candy...
34:06 I remember years ago when we first watched this scene during its TV syndication how hard we laughed. My dad choked a bit on his drink. Then we felt bad; I thought maybe they took it too far. But then here we are laughing again 15 years later this scene. He did such a great job as Ralphie. Thank you Ceerious! You ever thought about doing a compilation of all of Tony’s side chicks?
"I"m just breakin' balls....." Ralphie! 😆😆😆
Cheese grater that's all I'm saying 😂
@@josephtalmadge3108 O God🤣🤣🤣
Hello, Mrs Mariannucci Gaultieri? This is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania...
@@robertlee4172 Paulie feels like he's been stabbed in da heart
@@robertlee4172a rodent yes a small gerbil 😅
I think I've asked for this compilation on every one of your videos, and you actually delivered... legend... now don't dissappear on me like don jr... Google drive back this up!!!
i got everything bro dont worry
C AINT GOING ANYWHERE
This Friday will be a sit down(community post)for all captains. See you then
James Gandolfini would have played an excellent Al Capone
And bob hoskin
May they both rest in peace
“Whatever you say cappy!”😂
That one always kills me!!!! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
😐
Also just realizing both Tony and Janice are the only two characters to lay a hand on “IM A MADE GUY” Ralphie
Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around! 😂😂😂
Strength and Honor!
Scotch and soda
What was Ralphie doing in the Matrix, I thought he was a gladiator fan
@@josephtalmadge3108 they found him in a park sucking a cub scout
@@StefanShorko ...as long as you're on your way to the bahhh.
Ralph really shoulda been made captain long before Chrissy got made.
one of the best characters
def
I swear ever since I seen it … I make my spaghetti the way ralphie says …. What are u gonna do ?
I bet Ralphie gets his wig at Morries
Ralph was the best lol. 21:35 Ball clanks off the rims 5 times, “nothing but net mfer.” 😂
Nobody busted balls like Ralphie. It was basically an art form.
This video will echo in eternity
Albert Barise is one of the more underrated characters. "One of the trucks" lolol
"Its me, uh Tony" "Its really Vito, you said to call in 5 minutes" Cracks me up everytime.
Paulie- You're late
Ralph- Well tomorrow i can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever. 😂
Hey ceerious, any chance you could do Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire? Thanks for all you do!
My 3rd best character on Boardwalk Empire. Lucky Arnold Rothstien then Richard. I agree
A. She was a horse 🐎
The horse must of crawled under there for some warmth
I heard they're making a new spinoff series about that rabbit or squirrel or whatever maybe a possum. He was a made guy.
lmao
Ralphie Cifaretto played by Joe Pantoliano and Richie Aprile played by David Proval are the only two actors on the show who consistently stole scenes from Gandolfini!
Vincent Curatola as Johnny Sack too IMHO.
@@LongerLasting you know what, I agree, so THREE of them! just shows you how great the casting was.
Tony has broken the Cosa Nostra rule of putting hands on a Made Man MULTIPLE times... it's supposed to be punished with the DEATH PENALTY...
Janice almost took out Ralphie. Lol
In hindsight Ralph was smart for not loaning Artie cause he was being literal when he said “if I loan you money and you don’t pay me back I won’t be able to hurt you” and it’s because he knows he can’t touch Artie if Artie don’t pay him back cause he’s Tony people
One of the trucks
No more fires
I Miss The Sopranos so much not only that it was one of the best series at the time Ralph was really good wow brings me back a lot of good memories too during that time
Ralph is one of the deaths I definitely didn’t agree with, with all of Tony’s “Business comes first” shit he preaches and practices for the most part I feel he should’ve laid down the beating for sure but killing? With Ralph “EARNING WITH THREE HANDS” kick ups, it’s a very stupid death but then it also shows Tony’s too far gone anger issues.
Vito thinks, "Cub Scout, you say? Hmmm..."
The best part is when he's talking to Paulie employee wants his hair and then his cell phone rings and it says it's Tony and fat Vito tells him to see a guy with a green hat I was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting
Ralphie with the 1995 skater bowl cut 😂
before tony did it.... i always thought pauly shoulda had the pleasure ...😂
and who was more psycho and dispicable?.. ralph or richie aprile?
Whatever happened there... That was f'd up...
Tony found him like that 😅
@@josephtalmadge3108 . . . saw two black guys running down the street.
@@josephtalmadge3108we buried him on a hill wit hoowas all aroun
At first i thought that Ralphie was a Richie Aprile knockoff.. but he ended up being a MUCH more complex character.
You were warned, the views go up to Borko
Big problem with these clips. Way too addictive.
Tony was a phycologist with his family
Got some good decorating tips from Dr Melfi 😂😂
Should have stay in Miami at least we would have got a Phil n Ralph story 🤦
Vito at the table thinkin drumstick? Ass? Two of my favorite things.
Wunnuhduh trucks
27:42 Ralph looks like ritchie Cunningham with that white ass sweatshirt 😂😂
Vito playing basketball is hilarious
Lee Iacocca ova' here.