Vito Spatafore - The Sopranos

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 11 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,4 тис.

  • @TheFrogEnjoyer
    @TheFrogEnjoyer 7 місяців тому +2613

    Ceerious, you're gonna build Borko a ramp.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +127

      Ya maybe while he's ova thea he can........too

    • @Max-mi1tz
      @Max-mi1tz 7 місяців тому +203

      its a gesture, the man has alot of friends

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@Max-mi1tz- He'll build a ramp up to your azz, drive a lionel up in there

    • @3rdexplosion480
      @3rdexplosion480 7 місяців тому

      He'll build a ramp up to your ass, drive a Lionel in there.

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 7 місяців тому +99

      Ceerious, this guy won’t shut up about the ramp!

  • @isaacmartinez7858
    @isaacmartinez7858 6 місяців тому +1123

    Wow a 48 minute video about Vito? HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN PAULIE TAKE?!

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 6 місяців тому +38

      @@isaacmartinez7858 I feel like I've been stabbed in the comment!

    • @toddmorrissey8372
      @toddmorrissey8372 4 місяці тому +9

      He's not insensitive. He hurts too!

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 4 місяці тому +18

      nobody's got aids!

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 3 місяці тому +2

      @@toddmorrissey8372 Alright, I'm sensitive to that.

    • @JustinThomas-qt9hv
      @JustinThomas-qt9hv 3 місяці тому +9

      Yeah? Maybe you're a flambe'..

  • @ostreds
    @ostreds 7 місяців тому +1351

    Vito went from leaving the bakery for some sfogliatelle's, to fixing toilets and ramps to a silk suit and $200k, to a pool cue up his arse

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +79

      Charles Schaub ova hea

    • @illjustsitbackandwatch24
      @illjustsitbackandwatch24 7 місяців тому +65

      If Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle he should of did in private

    • @SupraStar29
      @SupraStar29 7 місяців тому +53

      Vito had an arc.

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 7 місяців тому +28

      You have an amazing ability to sum up a man’s whole life!

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому +16

      You knew vito was a richionne? When?

  • @NistaDGB
    @NistaDGB 7 місяців тому +1241

    7g’s? That all? Vito will spend that at mc Donald’s in an hour

  • @8darkknight472
    @8darkknight472 7 місяців тому +455

    Carmela trying to act like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth when Paulie handed her that big envelope

    • @Henrik.O
      @Henrik.O 6 місяців тому

      She’s like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues because she has no bread

    • @marouanefaris5543
      @marouanefaris5543 3 місяці тому +17

      Thank you for using this expression! Never read it before

    • @johnaddeo2251
      @johnaddeo2251 3 місяці тому +6

      I still don’t get what she saw as the elevator door closed. She looked like she saw them giving her the finger.

    • @marouanefaris5543
      @marouanefaris5543 3 місяці тому +30

      @@johnaddeo2251 she saw that they looked defeated and sad. They were unhappy after they gave here the money

    • @johnaddeo2251
      @johnaddeo2251 3 місяці тому +3

      @@marouanefaris5543 - it was a sad and nervous time. Should they have been smiling and high fiving each other? It was a weak scene that, although the audience knew Vito & Paulie’s feelings, it made Carmela look like she was overreacting.

  • @maxpower2511
    @maxpower2511 7 місяців тому +1313

    Finn got softdrinks AND sandwiches of choice

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +113

      Any kind he liked and a ride home 😂

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому +41

      And it's bat night!

    • @Sporacle
      @Sporacle 6 місяців тому +64

      And he tasted Meadow's clam which I would absolutely do bad things for

    • @victorsforza6213
      @victorsforza6213 6 місяців тому

      @@Sporacle pitchin' not catchin' sooonnnovabitch.. hehehehehe

    • @twowords.1041
      @twowords.1041 6 місяців тому +30

      shoda 🥤

  • @Richard-fv7rq
    @Richard-fv7rq 6 місяців тому +787

    When he shot Jackie Jr, he could hardly get back into the car 😆

    • @Cash2620
      @Cash2620 6 місяців тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @RandemNJ
      @RandemNJ 6 місяців тому +49

      if I'm not mistaken, it looked like he bumped behind the car to get around it to get in...wobblin ass🤣

    • @monsieurcondottiero2685
      @monsieurcondottiero2685 4 місяці тому +11

      What’re you taaalking abooouuut? That was the cleanest getaway I ever seeeeeen

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 4 місяці тому +37

      How that guy crept up on Jackie is the greatest unsolved mystery 😂

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 4 місяці тому +10

      That gun did not move at all when he fired it lol

  • @NikhilSharma-pc3ot
    @NikhilSharma-pc3ot 7 місяців тому +722

    Its the blood pressure medication

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +78

      i can probably get a note from YT

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +9

      @ceerious and what's that note gonna say C he doesn't...........

    • @atomusbliss
      @atomusbliss 4 місяці тому +10

      It’s the jonnycakes

    • @zehel9310
      @zehel9310 4 місяці тому +6

      Strange powders..

    • @loveaintfree1409
      @loveaintfree1409 3 місяці тому +3

      I also take the blood pressure med and it didn't turn me gay hahahahaha

  • @mondoseguendo6113
    @mondoseguendo6113 7 місяців тому +165

    3:42 perfect example of Vito projecting.

  • @everia_games
    @everia_games 7 місяців тому +980

    Vito Jr. Shitting in the showers is still the vilest shit ive seen

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +142

      What about when he stepped in it

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 7 місяців тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @flameguy3416
      @flameguy3416 6 місяців тому +37

      He's a troubled kid

    • @BUTTERVISION
      @BUTTERVISION 6 місяців тому +127

      Like a Puerto Rican hooah

    • @Supersquigi
      @Supersquigi 6 місяців тому +42

      ​@@josephtalmadge3108it's called a waffle stomp

  • @taurusnyy
    @taurusnyy 4 місяці тому +248

    Phil coming out of the closet was so classic lol and ironic. 😅

    • @PopupH88terILoveJuice-iz7sx
      @PopupH88terILoveJuice-iz7sx 3 місяці тому +17

      holy moly i can not believe i did not think of that connection.
      phil coming out of the closet

    • @taurusnyy
      @taurusnyy 3 місяці тому +1

      @PopupH88terILoveJuice-iz7sx lol yep so funny and great

    • @MartnCFdk
      @MartnCFdk 3 місяці тому +11

      Uncle Phil was both a house and a metaphor. Very consequential.

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 3 місяці тому +10

      Very allegorical. The propane and the propane accessories.

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 3 місяці тому +6

      Did he mention he did 20 years in the can ?

  • @bassman8144
    @bassman8144 7 місяців тому +343

    Vito never had the makings of a professional boxing historian.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +16

      He had the makings of a varsity athlete when he wacked Jackie Jr

    • @bassman8144
      @bassman8144 7 місяців тому +5

      @@josephtalmadge3108 the pride of Rutgers? Dude was so good the slide on his Glock didn’t even move🥷🏻

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +3

      @@bassman8144 lol 😆 except that wasn't a glock eiither and did you see how much blood was all over da snow. CEERIOUS points this out in another video. Funny as sh*t

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 7 місяців тому +4

      I saw Graziano
      fight Sugar Ray in 1952.
      I took a train
      to Chicago.
      Maybe you should
      interview me.

  • @tony_soprano777
    @tony_soprano777 7 місяців тому +246

    Vito and Finn they loved each other like brothers in law

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому +21

      Finn is lucky he didn't go to the game w vito. It's always bat night w the parade float

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 4 місяці тому +5

      @theramplocal You think Finn is a catcher or pitcher?

    • @stupidburger3538
      @stupidburger3538 3 місяці тому

      Borko and ceerious they loved each other like brothers in low

  • @primigenius623
    @primigenius623 6 місяців тому +180

    That chair breaking on Vito was freaking hilarious 😂

    • @Pimpin-rm1ju
      @Pimpin-rm1ju 4 місяці тому +13

      It was his idea after he read the script! 😂

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 2 місяці тому

      I thought that was unscripted?

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MrRAGE-md5rj it was. That's why he said that it was his idea after reading the script....his idea.

    • @ElaineHenderson-v4p
      @ElaineHenderson-v4p Місяць тому +1

      @@primigenius623 watch Ralph during that scene! 😂

  • @randompersononthenet8548
    @randompersononthenet8548 7 місяців тому +497

    I watch both borko and ceerious. They're all sources of pleasure.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +43

      😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +49

      You ever wonder why your shoelaces are wet? Huh, why would they be wet

    • @jimmorris1424
      @jimmorris1424 7 місяців тому +18

      You saw this on TV Joseph?

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому +10

      Holy shiz, in a vast sea of awesome soprano comments this is absolutely hilarious. Salute 🥂🤌🤌🤌

    • @gustavodeblanck
      @gustavodeblanck 6 місяців тому +3

      Correct these two are the backbone of my favorite sopranos jokes and scenes

  • @randbarrett8706
    @randbarrett8706 6 місяців тому +36

    Paulie is such a nice guy, he wants to make sure everybody gets to enjoy his witty humor

  • @randompersononthenet8548
    @randompersononthenet8548 7 місяців тому +319

    My estimation of Vito as a YMCA singer just plummeted

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 6 місяців тому +9

      Chaps too

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 4 місяці тому

      Here's a fact that's gonna blow your mind; only two of those guys were actually gay, the cowboy and the Indian.

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 2 місяці тому

      @@BlackIce3190so the other guys were just macho men?

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 Місяць тому

      @ Pretty much.

    • @lutherheggs
      @lutherheggs Місяць тому +2

      @@BlackIce3190 That is interesting.

  • @jupitereye4322
    @jupitereye4322 4 місяці тому +30

    8:43 The fact that Vito went "down" on the guy to check his pulse while the guy was naked on a toilet, is really clever. In this particular moment the magazine "Perfect 10" shows a naked woman, but she is turned back so she really isn't exposed at all. Even that photograph is the symbol of turning away from women. This is some really good directing and story telling.

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому +7

      No. That's some really good detective work and easter egg hunting. Unless you're wearing a wire and that's why you are so good at investigative work.

    • @gezenews
      @gezenews 2 місяці тому

      It's good tv but not that clever. It's the definition of on the nose. Every other line Vito says is a joke about him being gay. I mean every other line. Hes growing mushrooms out of his ass? Really? Again I think it's a good show but hard to watch too many episodes in a row. They do a lot of not so subtle jabs too many times in a row. I get the point, they want to show them as point blank negative people. But it goes beyond absurdity with how stupid and hypocritical or just a caricature that everyone is. Stereotypically italian-american? Funny and interesting because I don't know many of those types of people. Law and order + wise guy talk? Yeah that's interesting to learn how things might have worked in this time period. "Chris is an idiot" "Vito is gay" "Phil wishes he could be gay" "jackie's an idiot" "Carmela is a vapid wasp" over and over and over gets old. Sorry for ranting on you I just realized a lot of this as I was typing it.

    • @gezenews
      @gezenews 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Jojo-u6c Nah he's not wearing one. He didn't have time to put on anything decent.

    • @TellYouSomethinMan
      @TellYouSomethinMan Місяць тому

      Take your clothes off 😡

  • @cactuss33ds
    @cactuss33ds 2 місяці тому +66

    "HE was fuckin' laughin', which was wrong."
    god this show was brilliant. it can't be easy to write dialogue for grown adults that make them sound like the biggest children.

    • @bennyblunto973
      @bennyblunto973 Місяць тому +1

      There’s one scene where Tony said “I can’t leave, I made an oath”
      And carmela responds with “what are you a kid in a treehouse?”

  • @Whiteboykun
    @Whiteboykun 4 місяці тому +152

    Paulie complaining about Vito being an ass kiss, then commenting how he's going to go get Tony a stereo. Never change Paulie

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 4 місяці тому +2

      next day:
      Whiteboykun brings radio for the room 📻

    • @Whiteboykun
      @Whiteboykun 4 місяці тому

      I'll play your favorite songs by the village people

    • @EnriqueElon
      @EnriqueElon 3 місяці тому

      You should play skynard lol

  • @botapatineta
    @botapatineta 7 місяців тому +62

    9:41 he really had the makings of a come from behind kind of guy.

  • @moneymattie2863
    @moneymattie2863 7 місяців тому +377

    The union greaser

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +51

      We can't have him in our social club that's for sure

    • @moneymattie2863
      @moneymattie2863 7 місяців тому +49

      @@josephtalmadge3108 social club!?! he’s gotta go

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +25

      @moneymattie2863 oh will you take it easy over there judge Roy Bean 😅

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому

      Catchin not pitchin?!? Sonofabitch!
      (Throws down cards)

    • @christopherbrock8913
      @christopherbrock8913 6 місяців тому +15

      The way he got down on his knees to check the guys pulse ((while the guy is sitting on the toilet)) 🤣🤣 yea we should have known then

  • @confirmhandle
    @confirmhandle 6 місяців тому +180

    The way Vito approached that dead guy on toilet, I thought he might be trying some different type of resuscitation

    • @joseph5166
      @joseph5166 4 місяці тому +18

      Talk about weird foreshadowing. When he needs to be attentive to a seated man, his first instinct is to immediately kneel straight between the guy's legs. I mean... he could have easily checked the wrist and neck for a pulse from a standing position. Even if he needed to kneel, he'd look less silly on one knee. Even if it's too uncomfortable to have his immense weight bearing down on a single knee, he could easily have done it on the SIDE of the toilet. No, he HAD to be all the way between his legs, on both knees... getting a good whiff of the shit that killed him.

    • @josezambrano9507
      @josezambrano9507 4 місяці тому +3

      Hahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha

    • @TheValhalla1989
      @TheValhalla1989 3 місяці тому +6

      He was going to check his blood pressure.. with his mouth

    • @AstroJenkins
      @AstroJenkins 2 місяці тому +1

      You know damn well he took a look at it when they went to call 911.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Місяць тому

      Like mouth to dick

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 4 місяці тому +32

    Finn and Vito was having a serious staredown in the middle of a Star Wars prequel looking scene.

    • @aheroictaxidriver3180
      @aheroictaxidriver3180 4 місяці тому +5

      These are not the fanooks you are looking for. All due respect.

  • @shakib7692
    @shakib7692 7 місяців тому +181

    You threw food at Borko. That's gottta be resolved.

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 6 місяців тому +21

      That’s exactly right. Borko is a captain now. You don’t talk to him like that.

    • @Lotf-qb1tg
      @Lotf-qb1tg 6 місяців тому +12

      He was fucking laughing which is wrong!

    • @WestSideGorilla1980
      @WestSideGorilla1980 4 місяці тому +4

      Borko makes his own sausage

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 4 місяці тому +4

      Borko was getting his weasel greased

    • @WestSideGorilla1980
      @WestSideGorilla1980 4 місяці тому +3

      @@kathconserv captain of what? The good ship lollipop?

  • @freelancegeneralist1664
    @freelancegeneralist1664 7 місяців тому +75

    Thanks bro! Vito's arc is classic.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +15

      I know Vito's arc was impacted if that's what you're referring too 😅

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 6 місяців тому

      🌈 Captain of the good shit 💩 lollipop

    • @jeffkaufman9875
      @jeffkaufman9875 2 місяці тому

      @free Didn’t Vito permanently dent his arc while voluntarily starting a fire bobbing on a hard stack of JohnnyCakes?..

  • @TheSSimoSS
    @TheSSimoSS 7 місяців тому +123

    When the blood pressure medicines are in season, you can't keep these parade floats away

  • @lisetteeliseparis7070
    @lisetteeliseparis7070 7 місяців тому +77

    "Look at the angle of the sun...it mus' be a quarter to twelve.......@$#*!" 😆😆😆

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @spankbuda3769
      @spankbuda3769 6 місяців тому +5

      Come on! It was the blood pressure medication.

    • @terry4137
      @terry4137 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @jwizdum2103
      @jwizdum2103 4 місяці тому +9

      That part is so fucking accurate when you work a labor job 😂

  • @charliedudash5138
    @charliedudash5138 2 місяці тому +18

    40:08 is the funniest and most relatable life occurance ever LMAOO

  • @michaelaho5641
    @michaelaho5641 4 місяці тому +17

    Every fuckin scene in this show, 10 mins or 30 secs, is layered with so much in the writing and directing. Best show ever made hands down, could be watched 100 times over and id still enjoy every second

  • @darthjarjar5309
    @darthjarjar5309 7 місяців тому +51

    Yes baby more long compilation vids like these I love them.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +11

      did you see all the ones i put out so far? they're in the playlists on my profile

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +8

      Ya Ceerious is more creative than Spielberg ova here

    • @darthjarjar5309
      @darthjarjar5309 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ceeriousyes I have watched them and can’t get enough.

    • @Tryn2bgood
      @Tryn2bgood 3 місяці тому +1

      I like watchin, while I eat my nice veal sangwich .

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 6 місяців тому +48

    Never noticed before how much of rails Ralph's audio was added on later, he had a lot of difficult lines to land while walking around

    • @matthewv4170
      @matthewv4170 6 місяців тому +4

      What do you mean

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому +8

      @@matthewv4170 they had to have his voice dubbed over in the stuido. All movies and shows do this in post production because of the boom mic not picking up dialog and other sounds and so forth.

  • @dannyduds1058
    @dannyduds1058 6 місяців тому +252

    If Vito was smart he would have made sure Sal didnt see the next morning

    • @michaelcorcoran8768
      @michaelcorcoran8768 6 місяців тому +25

      Yeah like the Elvis impersonator that Uncle P had to deal with

    • @hari-xo2fm
      @hari-xo2fm 4 місяці тому +34

      Sal was a made guy with friends around. They would have spotted vito's ass from a mile away.

    • @TC2020-w8u
      @TC2020-w8u 4 місяці тому +2

      That's what I was thinking.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 4 місяці тому

      If he killed a made guy without permission it would’ve caused more problems, and Tony would’ve sanctioned a hit on him. If he was smart he would’ve cut a deal with the feds once everyone knew.

    • @theodorepetine7562
      @theodorepetine7562 4 місяці тому

      You're right

  • @Kevincarlloven
    @Kevincarlloven 4 місяці тому +31

    18:37--I'm betting Vito was secretly happy that Chris threw the sandwich at him.

    • @smellsuperb1
      @smellsuperb1 4 місяці тому +4

      Happier if he could have caught it mid-air 😂

    • @AstroJenkins
      @AstroJenkins 2 місяці тому

      A cock sandwich would have sent him over the moon.

  • @CHINO0097
    @CHINO0097 7 місяців тому +91

    Ah, my arch nemesis…

  • @hippo-potamus
    @hippo-potamus 7 місяців тому +87

    Point is, if Ceerious goes someone is going to have to step into the breach. I'm a young man and now without the weight, I'm a healthy man with longevity.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +3

      And Hippo has the makings of a varsity athlete when he wacked Jackie Jr

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +5

      Hey Hippo whata ya hear whata say

    • @hippo-potamus
      @hippo-potamus 7 місяців тому +9

      @@josephtalmadge3108 I was talking to Adrianna who tells me that Borko because of the drugs can no longer function as a man.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +5

      @@hippo-potamus 😂😂😂😂😂. Poor Cozette

  • @_ArsNova
    @_ArsNova 6 місяців тому +82

    I know everyone likes to bash Vito, and naturally he's a terrible person like everyone else on the show, but I always enjoyed his storyline for what it was. Took the the show in an unexpected direction.

    • @aribrahim1898
      @aribrahim1898 6 місяців тому +31

      The guy playing Vito nailed the role. The storyline was actually inspired by a real high-ranking New Jersey mobster, John D'mato. He was outed for his homosexual activities by his mistress.

    • @Hatemode_NJ
      @Hatemode_NJ 6 місяців тому +10

      It wasn't a bad idea they just spent too much time with Johnny cakes and their scenes together

    • @Emanresuadeen
      @Emanresuadeen 6 місяців тому +11

      Yes, Vito sure took it in an unexpected direction. From behind.
      He’s certainly a come from behind kind of guy.

    • @_ArsNova
      @_ArsNova 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Hatemode_NJ I agree. It was a bit corny but I was mostly fine with it, it just shouldn't have been dragged out for so long across S6.

    • @sliceserve234
      @sliceserve234 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Hatemode_NJ yeah? i'm guessing any amount of time would have been too much for you

  • @RioSkynaTV
    @RioSkynaTV 2 місяці тому +24

    5:42 best joke on the show 🤣

    • @ejohn951
      @ejohn951 2 місяці тому

      😂

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому

      So good that he has to say it twice. Nvm he always says every joke twice.

  • @Y_hass
    @Y_hass 6 місяців тому +42

    You know it wasn't long ago I remember Ceerious waiting for Borko uploads. And as far as I am concerned, you should still be there!

  • @torridd
    @torridd 6 місяців тому +78

    "Nachos Grande and a diet coke."

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 4 місяці тому +2

      You want??? I’ll send the kid for Baja Fresh???

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 4 місяці тому +4

      14 Danish and a skinny Latte

    • @AstroJenkins
      @AstroJenkins 2 місяці тому

      That shit came to him in like five seconds flat. They must have an army of bartenders.

  • @angelsjourney18
    @angelsjourney18 2 місяці тому +23

    8:37 he was a little to comfortable checking for that pulse if you ask me 😂

  • @hockeyguy9974
    @hockeyguy9974 7 місяців тому +125

    It’s Ceerious night. And I don’t like to miss the National Anthem.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +8

      Isn't it ironic that Vito was so happy about bat night but not when Phil had Vito beat to death with bats. Then we all know about the pool cue😂😂😂

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому +6

      The pool cue, his arch nemesis

  • @marcusmcgahee4924
    @marcusmcgahee4924 4 місяці тому +26

    They left out the best scene with Vito and Ralph playing basketball! It was hilarious

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому +3

      Ralph is still just as bad as whenever he's shooting hoops in the bad boys movies

  • @wonder528
    @wonder528 6 місяців тому +21

    33:24 Vito was just handed a death sentence and he knew it.

  • @ceerious
    @ceerious  7 місяців тому +229

    Let me hear you say "Whats up Ceerious?"

    • @shutup2751
      @shutup2751 7 місяців тому +46

      you sound like borko uploading in there

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +31

      Catching not Pitching

    • @TheSSimoSS
      @TheSSimoSS 7 місяців тому +11

      Two tickets to Yankees game...FU

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 7 місяців тому +8

      Skipper!

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 7 місяців тому +21

      Don't pull that "aw, shucks" shit with me. You're fucking going.

  • @illjustsitbackandwatch24
    @illjustsitbackandwatch24 7 місяців тому +35

    The only edit for Vito is about his blood pressure problem Borko gets no more of my envelopes

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +4

      When you're right you're right

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому +1

      Catchin not pitchin?!?
      (Throws down cards)

  • @raygun23
    @raygun23 7 місяців тому +145

    I was starting to grow mushrooms out of my cornhole.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +50

      there's an image

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому

      Bobby wouldn't mind sitting on his ass all day doing mushrooms and collecting government checks 😂😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому

      Bobby wouldn't mind sitting on his but doing mushrooms all day

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +27

      Before and way before

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +23

      bobby did mushrooms once. stuffed mushrooms a whole fn platter

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 6 місяців тому +60

    In retrospect, Vito should've just stayed in New Hampshire 😅

  • @idontlikeyou8967
    @idontlikeyou8967 4 місяці тому +12

    Best moment is Vito aggressively tearing off Witmans packaging and throwing it on his near dead brother

  • @grampsskateboarding4814
    @grampsskateboarding4814 6 місяців тому +41

    The top romance of the sopranos was definitely Vito and james hetfield

    • @hmrnsam94
      @hmrnsam94 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 it’s literally James!!

    • @hmrnsam94
      @hmrnsam94 3 місяці тому

      @@johnd8755 omg

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому +1

      It's vito and skinnard tbh

    • @AgingStudent
      @AgingStudent 21 день тому

      I kept thinking "where did I know this guy from?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Brick-so1ig
    @Brick-so1ig 6 місяців тому +43

    Pauly Crying About Wanting More $$ For Doing The Heavy Lifting on a Robbery Tip He Was Given by Vito...Yet Pauly Asked For a "Sit Down" Crying Over Wanting More $$ For Giving Ralphie a Tip on a Robbery....What a Greedy Whiner He Was

    • @smos_4798
      @smos_4798 6 місяців тому

      Some greaseball shit

    • @Cristian-vh5fh
      @Cristian-vh5fh 3 місяці тому +11

      Biggest crybaby in the show by far, couldnt stand him

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому +6

      He does that a lot in the show tbh. I think that's why he always says the same thing twice because he's a 2 timer tbh.

  • @jimmyrustlerz
    @jimmyrustlerz 7 місяців тому +76

    Lmao Ralphies banter in the hospital.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +12

      He wasn't lying about the part when Vito said I know how to keep my mouth shut unless there's a salami sandwich involved OHHH

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому +5

      Those are cards, not candy bars, you can deal a few of those out

    • @victorsforza6213
      @victorsforza6213 6 місяців тому +1

      Of Tony's main antagonists Richie, feech & ralphie ralphie was the best..

    • @meatwad376
      @meatwad376 6 місяців тому +1

      @@victorsforza6213what about phil?

    • @IronEddie13
      @IronEddie13 10 днів тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108
      OHHH!!!!!!!!
      (Dice impersonation)

  • @iamnoone5614
    @iamnoone5614 7 місяців тому +85

    A gerbal, ma'am

  • @aguythatworkstoomuch4624
    @aguythatworkstoomuch4624 6 місяців тому +27

    It’s weird. In 7 years from the first we saw Vito in the bakery in Lind behind Chris, to the last time we saw him in the motel with Phill, it looks like he aged 25 years!!! Anyone else see this?

    • @YhengQo24745
      @YhengQo24745 4 місяці тому +4

      Man-meat can age you sometimes.

    • @Bulos-Mac-617
      @Bulos-Mac-617 4 місяці тому

      He looks way different when he’s younger.

    • @SeanONeill-mw4jc
      @SeanONeill-mw4jc 3 місяці тому

      He ran 2 miles each morning!

    • @Luckingsworth
      @Luckingsworth 3 місяці тому +3

      Aids, most likely

    • @bobdonda
      @bobdonda 3 місяці тому

      @@Luckingsworth AIDS?!

  • @akingwithwords2144
    @akingwithwords2144 5 місяців тому +11

    “I want a fxcking answer, what’s so fxcking hilarious ya fxcking parade float!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peoplearestrange5912
    @peoplearestrange5912 6 місяців тому +18

    If only Vito could have been the lucky guy gettin pimped out by Janice

  • @EzBHP
    @EzBHP 2 місяці тому +5

    32:54 Vito’s commitment to the joke is truly amazing

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +43

    When the Jersey tomatoes are in season, you can't keep these NY guys away C

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +17

      fk the tomatos ill take the scirrole

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 7 місяців тому +5

      Johnny Cakes thought Vito was a ‘Jersey Tomato’ 🍅
      Forgeddaboutit!!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Djm8520OHHH RIM SHOT

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 7 місяців тому +3

      @@josephtalmadge3108 🥁

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Djm8520 😂😂

  • @sdad6378
    @sdad6378 7 місяців тому +65

    I don’t care what anyone says, Finn is Joe Perry’s kid.

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 6 місяців тому +10

      Ik nobody mentions it but holy shit he looks just like him

    • @seanswinton6242
      @seanswinton6242 4 місяці тому +2

      You've got a point! I never noticed that! It's more accurate than my first impression. Finn initially reminded me of the lead singer from The Verve who sanf the song "Bittersweet Symphony."

    • @seanswinton6242
      @seanswinton6242 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@tobe1207 I initially thought of the singer from The Verve who sang the song "Bittersweet Symphony," but that's more accurate.

    • @Tryn2bgood
      @Tryn2bgood 3 місяці тому +1

      That's where I draw the line. Dream on commenter.

    • @Takaichi666-
      @Takaichi666- 14 днів тому

      That’s who he reminds me of haha I couldn’t figure it out for a good minute thank you

  • @sdad6378
    @sdad6378 7 місяців тому +40

    DONT SAY NOTHIN CEERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @multicoloredwiz
    @multicoloredwiz 7 місяців тому +30

    Borko... my arch nemesis :)

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 6 місяців тому

      Borko is really something w that jergoff face. The eyebrows, I fuggin can't stand him

  • @sherifsalah2374
    @sherifsalah2374 4 місяці тому +15

    Paulie looks menacing in the funniest way possible

  • @Joe-fi2ir
    @Joe-fi2ir 6 місяців тому +4

    Someone on UA-cam described Phil opening the closet doors @45:32 as "Olive Oil Dracula," and now, each time I watch that scene, it's the first thing I think of. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @supraphonic8143
    @supraphonic8143 2 місяці тому +3

    1:05 "I'll build a ramp up to your ass, drive a Lionel up in there." Richie steals every scene

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 4 місяці тому +4

    I'm only halfway through these clips and I can tell these guys all really love each other, despite the playful roasting, and will be together for years and years.

  • @AlphonseWeebay
    @AlphonseWeebay 6 місяців тому +28

    Killed his own cousin. Vito was cold

    • @daviousdavid
      @daviousdavid 2 місяці тому +5

      Killed Meadow's boyfriend and then he was chatting like nothing happened with her other boyfriend at the construction site, who he also almost killed.

  • @Malta-fn9wf
    @Malta-fn9wf Місяць тому +3

    34:14 silvio was like shut up im going back to bed 😂😂

  • @harungogic7047
    @harungogic7047 3 місяці тому +7

    14:30 Vito running, that's a sight.

  • @Gforcebond
    @Gforcebond 6 місяців тому +14

    @ 5:41 everybody dies before Beansie when they ate them chocolates. Of course almost everybody dies on the crew just saying lol

  • @bigkahuna3534
    @bigkahuna3534 4 місяці тому +20

    vito was def a power bottom

  • @katmore9
    @katmore9 6 місяців тому +5

    29:03
    Vito giving an inner monologue, letting us all see what he may have thought about.

  • @GA1.6T
    @GA1.6T 7 місяців тому +18

    I wonder if vito ever got used to that torque

  • @bravecoconut4028
    @bravecoconut4028 4 місяці тому +47

    You know i actually liked Vito. Stayed low, didn’t break balls, didn’t harm people with unnecessary and worked hard.

    • @leo_the_v.3847
      @leo_the_v.3847 4 місяці тому +61

      The random civilian he killed, when he started working a real job and quit the first day, whateva happened there...

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 4 місяці тому +16

      and had ninja level powers to appear out of nowhere behind Jackie

    • @hotpocketz8258
      @hotpocketz8258 4 місяці тому +12

      He didn’t break em but he sure drained em!

    • @ericdouglas7039
      @ericdouglas7039 3 місяці тому +8

      @@leo_the_v.3847That wasn’t Vito’s fault though. The guy was parked on the road. Vito was justified in killing him

    • @leo_the_v.3847
      @leo_the_v.3847 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ericdouglas7039 Vito Was literally drunk driving and speeding lmfao. It was all on him.

  • @rpm773
    @rpm773 7 місяців тому +80

    "Ceerious, You should post Skynyrd"
    - Vito

  • @RoyAH.
    @RoyAH. 6 місяців тому +3

    These are awesome! Great work! I was SO LOOKING FORWARD to the scene where the guy in the track suit (that knows Vito is going to get killed) borrows cash from him in the supermarket! Hilarious!

  • @James_Price79
    @James_Price79 7 місяців тому +12

    I knew this upload was coming! 😅

  • @Djm8520
    @Djm8520 7 місяців тому +30

    It’s a mystery for the ages: was the pool cue chalked?!

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  7 місяців тому +14

      very funny DJ. very cute. i dont quite get it but.. cute

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ceerious 🤣

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +6

      Oh there he is the king of da comments.
      Time to hit the road, huh

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 7 місяців тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108First I gotta put a package together. I’m not winding up in some flea bag motel in Elvis country!!

    • @AB0VETHALAW
      @AB0VETHALAW 7 місяців тому

      DAFUCK is wrong with you?? 🫲... we're tryna have a meetin' here

  • @neilgerace355
    @neilgerace355 7 місяців тому +15

    1:08 He would've had to get Neil Young's permission for that.

  • @TLR1219
    @TLR1219 7 місяців тому +33

    Love when johnny sac is on screen

  • @ryanmassey586
    @ryanmassey586 3 місяці тому +4

    Just realized he's wearing a Members Only jacket. 😂

    • @lisaroberts8556
      @lisaroberts8556 3 місяці тому +1

      Some of these mob guys wore that jacket like it was a Uniform. They had them in different colors

  • @RIPJAY23
    @RIPJAY23 7 місяців тому +27

    Woah ceerious u sounded like a race horse in there..

  • @gilmangus83
    @gilmangus83 6 місяців тому +7

    At 18:26 the "phucking parade float" remark made me burst out laughing. The "Members Only" snark is gold!

    • @isaacmartinez7858
      @isaacmartinez7858 6 місяців тому +1

      That remark and paulie saying “hold on there Pluto”😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @smellypatel5272
    @smellypatel5272 3 місяці тому +2

    I always laugh at Ralph's "no offense" after insulting Tony's offense. It's such a backhanded apology 😂

  • @br3akstuff
    @br3akstuff 7 місяців тому +27

    Finally, posting the second best girl after Ralphie.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 7 місяців тому +7

      Cheese grater. That's all I'm gonna say

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 7 місяців тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108 He's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108 there's nothing great about cheese. It's mold.

  • @swampgod8244
    @swampgod8244 Місяць тому +5

    😂3:42 THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT VITO MEANT YET

  • @Dontevenknowfam
    @Dontevenknowfam 17 годин тому

    9:41 I love how the gun doesn’t even slide back. 😂😂

  • @skullpoints1332
    @skullpoints1332 6 місяців тому +8

    Vito loves watching guys clean their windshields, because you gotta wait for dat.

  • @IIMetalMaskII
    @IIMetalMaskII 2 місяці тому +1

    quietly eating the chocolate right after tony leaves the room always gets me

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 4 місяці тому +7

    8:27 man gigi should have taken that offer for Metamucil

  • @dunndorr5651
    @dunndorr5651 4 місяці тому +2

    Vito “Spatonthatforeya”
    “Two thangs I spat on every morning.”
    Lmao

  • @hamsicle
    @hamsicle 6 місяців тому +14

    I know borko's uploads were impacted, if that's what you're referring to.

  • @mikeyswift2010
    @mikeyswift2010 2 місяці тому +1

    48 minutes of pure Vito Spatafore, one of the finest comedians to ever live.
    It's awesome how much we all love Vito despite all the controversy surrounding him lol.

  • @hobbyjackson
    @hobbyjackson 4 місяці тому +4

    So many perfectly good sandwiches thrown in anger.

  • @mikeanthonyjr6067
    @mikeanthonyjr6067 2 місяці тому +1

    “You threw food at Vito, that’s gotta be resolved!” 😂😂

  • @James_Price79
    @James_Price79 7 місяців тому +7

    Well, we can't have him here in our youtube club no more. I mean, that much I do know.

  • @dumpsterpuppy22
    @dumpsterpuppy22 3 місяці тому +1

    "Vito, have Sfogliatella" is just as iconic as "leave the gun, take the canolli".

  • @wrinkledasian5206
    @wrinkledasian5206 4 місяці тому +5

    Vito is no construction worker.

  • @GooblyWoobly69
    @GooblyWoobly69 Місяць тому +2

    Them eating chocolate in silence at the hospital will never not make me laugh

  • @Hopebestman
    @Hopebestman 2 місяці тому +4

    16:45 i didnt notice before but when Tony trying to stop Chris talking he asked the bread. Chris not noticing Vito gave it cuz thought he really wanted the bread :D

    • @uioplkhj
      @uioplkhj 2 місяці тому

      Eh? Tony wanted to give Chris a look, that's why he wanted the bread passed. That's why he shot a look at Vito that held up the bread.

    • @Jojo-u6c
      @Jojo-u6c 2 місяці тому +1

      @@uioplkhj this is exactly what is happening. He didn't want the bread but wanted chris's attention.

  • @charlesyoung9980
    @charlesyoung9980 2 місяці тому +2

    "Go to the ear, nose and throat department. Get your hearing checked."
    😂😂😂😂