@@DreadAnon i was laughing at the mini at first, then your voice over, then i realised the nurglings were cleaned as well and bursted out laughing again. Thank you.
@@DreadAnon That poor guy is gonna get assigned to a penitent crusade by his lonesome. Or the Last Chancers are gonna get a big, beefy boi hauling a lot of firepower. Either way, he gets to die for the Emperor. Win/Win
"Brother, why are we disguised as death guard poorly disguised as ultramarines. Why not just ultramarines?" "If you wanted straight answers, you should have joined the black legion. i dont know what to tell you."
This is like those stories of pre heresy dreadnoghts being woken up afterwards and they start asking how the great crusade is going and what the emperor is doing. I always feel bad for the guy who has to break the news to the dread.
Though not officially canon, the death of hope trailer does have a nice dreadnought reaction. The techmarine awakens him and he emerges from the drop pod only to see hell is on his doorstep. The sheer disgust and rage in his voice when he cries "what is this heresy!?" is amazing
There is that one guy who made a combat patrol of "Deffwatch" orks kommandos serving under the inqusition. The main thing is that they pretend to be Deathwatch marines, becouse they think they are so sneaky and kunnin'. And the imperials accept them, becouse they actually believe they are Deathwatch Space Marines, dont believe it, but are too scared to point it out in fear that they can get krumped, dont care as long they do their job or just think the Inquistor hired some of the Ork Freebooters :D
i like to imagine, when he states "i miss the death guard", he's not saying he misses the current one he misses the pre-Heresy one. he's been given a new chance, and he's thankful for that, but....well, he misses his brothers, back when everything wasnt fucked over by their primarch and the four gods of chaos.
Honestly, this has to be one of the most wholesome things I've ever seen for 40k. Dude just wanted a bath and a nice saled sandwich. And now he's an Ultramarine with an immunity to disease. Honestly that's a pretty good bonus for them. And the two marines who gave him a laundromat token and a meal voucher were good people, how nice of them to do that for their fallen cousin. And the Guillimanlings. Just perfect.
he is a walking bioweapon and every moment he exists is another moment anyone sharing a planet with him is likely to contract super zombiism which will also send your soul to poo hell
@secondarytrollaccount correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't Nurgle care if one death guard marine joined the Loyalists? Hell, would he even notice him at all? Unless it was some high end champion of his then I guess he would definitely notice.
@@leonelimalevu7302From what I understand, it’s less about Nurgle noticing and caring enough to do something about it and more that their mutations would kill them if it wasn’t for Nurgle’s power keeping them alive. I remember reading somewhere about a group of plague marines that got cut off from the warp dying a horrific death due to their mutations.
Funny enough, there was an Ultramarine to knowledge whk fell to a Nurgle Plague and was slowly falling to Chaos but as a final act of defiance he carried a bomb lodged into his rotting chest to the Chaos Lord who had poisoned him and let it detonate. Real heroic stuff the children of The 500 worlds are capable of.
What I find exceptionally hilarious, is that given that robot girliman is enlightened by the emperors truth, it's highly likely that he would look at this reformed chaos marine and go...."yes, and bring your brothers, emperor knows we need all the help we can get at this point, just....make sure you clean up the bath when you're done with it."
"Look, we don't care that you turned traitor, we need people to defend us from anyone and everything, so pick a sector and pop out, we can just say you were a lost chapter in the warp. Oh and if you see Cawl, please for the love of all that is my father, don't let him know the hypocrisy of this all? I yell at him for committing heresy within his order and causing issues because of that, he's gonna never let me live this down.
Working on it with green stuff as we speak I got like 3 Guillmen to kitbash into stuff like mabye Sanguinuis or loyal clone fulgrim but bearded toilet seat man works
“Cleanliness is Godliness” and our brother is becoming spiritually clean again. And the nicest/best thing I would like to say about Guilliman is, nice gym gains. And you did well choosing the colour blue.
Tbf, the Death Guard didn't willingly chose to serve Nurgle I mean even if they resisted the Nurgle's Rot-Destroyer plague bukkake, the diseases wouldn't give them finality in death since their resilience kinda fucked them over. In short, fuck Typhus
Night Lord painted red: Hello, fellow Blood Angels, it is I, another Blood Angel. What a fine day to drink the blood of our enemies and get mad at Horus! Dante: Dude, I don't even care. Take your shot. I'm tired.
Honestly, former Traitor Legions rejoining the Imperium doesn't seem like a bad idea for making an army. I would actually enjoy a Chaos Space Marines army raised for Chaos fighting against the Warp in the goal of redemption.
Yeah they would probably be great instructors as a lot of them are there since Horus heresy started hence have a lot of battle experience from fighting for millennia
So all you have to do is kidnap a death guard give him a bath washes armour and he becomes a space marine again? What if you did that with other chaos legends like sending emperors children to rehab or world leaders to anger management
In lore, there was an occasion where a few Death Guard had been severed from Nurgle’s influence. They instantly wanted to kill themselves over what had become of them, and all they had done in Nurgle’s name. And honestly of I was stuck ritualistically shitting myself and vomiting maggots and pestilence for a millennia, I’d want a nice hot shower and fresh clothes too. Y’know, before my summary execution.
What a clever DeathGuard. He's still infected and all diseased up. This has got to be some kind of ruse to spread Papa Nurgles love to the blueberries. That or he looked at his 10th edition rules.
I always wondered about any regrets some heretics might have. Still, they made their bed thousands of years ago and they have to live with it. If they want redemption, they are gonna need to do a bit more than just painting their armour blue. The smurfs are especially unlikely to help a former death guard goon after what happened in the Plague Wars.
I've seen this mini before. He painted it that way because it was a response to the Death Guard's new Codex. It radiates the same energy as the Great Clean One, the Plaque Bearers, and the Botfly
The Great Clean One? A Greater Daemon of Nurgle that for whatever reason turned out Clean? Does he radiate such hygienic energy his mere presence in a Hive City will make living conditions there actually sanitary?
@@Punishthefalse Imagine a Great Unclean One But all of his wounds and imperfections are smoothed out, green replaced with flesh, and is emitting the scent of lemons and Axe from miles away Also someone made a Great Clean One Buddha and it's as clean as you'd expect And yes place a GCO in a Hive City and everything would become spotless
I think I heard a story about an ultramarine who turned to nurgle and became a full on plague marine and a sister of battle convinced him to sacrifice himself to save some loyalists. It was from a 40k theories video I think.
@@Briselance Battle of the Archeosaurs. My personal read on the story is that some Exodites gave a group of humans some dinosaurs to protect themselves from the Men of Iron and they built their culture around those dinosaurs until the Imperium tried to reclaim the world.
If you’re asking why a Death Guard decided to chose the Ultramarines first, he didn’t. His first try was with the Dark Angels, but that incident costed him a nurgling.
Well shit. Imagine getting lost in the warp for about 50 years and when you come back to your legion you suddenly discover that you are forbidden to wash now.
You have 4 ways you can go about it in my eyes. 1. They are a succesor warband of The Death Guard based around mold and the dirt on their armor became so foul it started rotting darker instead of the normal green 2. They are Night Lords who use the morbid horror of Nurgle to scare the populace of planets into submission (Plague Marines can be used in normal CSM armies) 3. They are (not) Alpha Legionaries who are/aren't corrupted by Nurgle and release uidden plagues upon their enemies on key locations to create devistating ground zero epidemics 4. Create your own Homebrew Warband/Chapter and come up with your own reason for why they are blue. Thats half the fun of the hobby after all
Hes just a friendly death guard who got abandoned by his brothers after receiving that dent in his helmet and brain damage. Robot Girlyman found him and was like "aww hes so cute and dumb. Paint him blue."
Imagine he kissed without asking, it would have gone like this: „I LOVE YOU BROTHER!“ _Bonks his helmet against the other helmet._ *CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!* „You didn’t need to do-“ „I KISSED FOR THE EMPORAAAA!“
I like to think some of the Death Guard saw how good Ultramar was during the Plague Wars and decided to stick around, maybe get a shower while they were at it.
Thats actually hilarious, whoever painted that mini i love it so much
It's by ralph06! A talented boi indeed
www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/14ef5ww/after_seeing_the_dg_rules_my_army_is_now/
@@DreadAnon i was laughing at the mini at first, then your voice over, then i realised the nurglings were cleaned as well and bursted out laughing again. Thank you.
😂😅
That poor loyal death guard
@@DreadAnon
That poor guy is gonna get assigned to a penitent crusade by his lonesome. Or the Last Chancers are gonna get a big, beefy boi hauling a lot of firepower.
Either way, he gets to die for the Emperor. Win/Win
Either this is an Alpha Legionary or a Death Guard marine having an existential crisis of who to serve.
He is an Loyal Alpha Legionary
"Brother, why are we disguised as death guard poorly disguised as ultramarines. Why not just ultramarines?"
"If you wanted straight answers, you should have joined the black legion. i dont know what to tell you."
Nope, that's Alpharius himself. The ultramarines are also Alpharius. I know this because I am Alpharius.
@@fithianmt7468 the black legion is as straight as the emperors children
@@Akguitarskias Alpharius I can confirm
"How do you do, fellow Loyalists?" - Death Guard defector with a trucker hat and a skateboard.
This is like those stories of pre heresy dreadnoghts being woken up afterwards and they start asking how the great crusade is going and what the emperor is doing. I always feel bad for the guy who has to break the news to the dread.
Or like when Lhorke was awoken during the Shadow Crusade to defend the Conqueror. He asks Lotara Sarrin “Why are we fighting the Ultramarines?”
Though not officially canon, the death of hope trailer does have a nice dreadnought reaction. The techmarine awakens him and he emerges from the drop pod only to see hell is on his doorstep. The sheer disgust and rage in his voice when he cries "what is this heresy!?" is amazing
the Fabious Bile books have some nice versions of that
@@hammer1349I don't think that's a dread, just a turtured ultra smerf
"Uh...about that..."
I can imagine an Ork doing the same thing. Disguised as an Purple Space Marine, yet exposed as his helmet is made of cardboard coloured in marker
The Orks all belive he looks just like a smurf so the smurfs won't notice.
Ork's power would make them undistinguishable even with armor made out of cardboard
Purple? It would just look like a floating head
I can imagine orc that would belive to be a space marine... which could work lol.
There is that one guy who made a combat patrol of "Deffwatch" orks kommandos serving under the inqusition. The main thing is that they pretend to be Deathwatch marines, becouse they think they are so sneaky and kunnin'. And the imperials accept them, becouse they actually believe they are Deathwatch Space Marines, dont believe it, but are too scared to point it out in fear that they can get krumped, dont care as long they do their job or just think the Inquistor hired some of the Ork Freebooters :D
The most emotion a Plague Marine has ever felt. I hope that lad is ok.
They Are Quite Chill Indeed
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Aren't they usually depressed/hopeless? Kinda's Nurgle's thing, in opposition to Tzeentch.
i like to imagine, when he states "i miss the death guard", he's not saying he misses the current one
he misses the pre-Heresy one. he's been given a new chance, and he's thankful for that, but....well, he misses his brothers, back when everything wasnt fucked over by their primarch and the four gods of chaos.
Let's be fair to Morty-Mort here. He had no way out BUT accepting Nurgle's *offer*.
You should be looking at Typhus if you want to blame someone.
you have a point!
Honestly, this has to be one of the most wholesome things I've ever seen for 40k. Dude just wanted a bath and a nice saled sandwich. And now he's an Ultramarine with an immunity to disease. Honestly that's a pretty good bonus for them. And the two marines who gave him a laundromat token and a meal voucher were good people, how nice of them to do that for their fallen cousin.
And the Guillimanlings. Just perfect.
Unfortunately in lore he would die a painful death being disconnected from the warp nurgle wouldn't be having any of it.
he is a walking bioweapon and every moment he exists is another moment anyone sharing a planet with him is likely to contract super zombiism which will also send your soul to poo hell
@secondarytrollaccount correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't Nurgle care if one death guard marine joined the Loyalists? Hell, would he even notice him at all? Unless it was some high end champion of his then I guess he would definitely notice.
@@leonelimalevu7302From what I understand, it’s less about Nurgle noticing and caring enough to do something about it and more that their mutations would kill them if it wasn’t for Nurgle’s power keeping them alive. I remember reading somewhere about a group of plague marines that got cut off from the warp dying a horrific death due to their mutations.
@@leonelimalevu7302yes, nurgle would make sure he suffers
we all know that Gulliman would be ESTATIC at the idea of redeeming chaos marines.
Funny enough, there was an Ultramarine to knowledge whk fell to a Nurgle Plague and was slowly falling to Chaos but as a final act of defiance he carried a bomb lodged into his rotting chest to the Chaos Lord who had poisoned him and let it detonate. Real heroic stuff the children of The 500 worlds are capable of.
It wasn't a Chaos Lord, it was a gigantic Great Unclean One named Parmenides, which makes Castus's sacrifice even more impressive.
Love that story
@@0liver_ClothesoffCastus? The sergeant?
@thehaloscrolls391 yes, that guy. His name was Castus, from the short story Daemonblood
Even though I know it's coming, the nurglings answering every question with a fart bever fails to make me smile.
Wait It Fails?
Or Not?
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 it always makes me smile
What nurglings? Oh! You mean the Guillimanlings. Hehe, no nurglings here. Why, that would just be heretical.
Idk why but I love the idea of traitors being given a 2nd chance. As long as it's not Erebus, screw that guy
I think they gave Cawl one too many chances
Erebus is not a traitor. He was always loyal to Chaos
Poor dude was victim of identity theft, blame daemon and chaos instead.
A death guard model painted in clean ultramarine colors activated my fight or flight response.
The 10th edition really hit deathguard players hard.
"This is the cleanliest day of my life"
The time passed and this channel still being pure gold
The marines dubious delivery of gulliamnlings was spectacular
0:51
I mean The Lion has his Watchers in the Dark, so would you call THOSE “Lionlings”?
Sharters in the Dark
What I find exceptionally hilarious, is that given that robot girliman is enlightened by the emperors truth, it's highly likely that he would look at this reformed chaos marine and go...."yes, and bring your brothers, emperor knows we need all the help we can get at this point, just....make sure you clean up the bath when you're done with it."
"Look, we don't care that you turned traitor, we need people to defend us from anyone and everything, so pick a sector and pop out, we can just say you were a lost chapter in the warp. Oh and if you see Cawl, please for the love of all that is my father, don't let him know the hypocrisy of this all? I yell at him for committing heresy within his order and causing issues because of that, he's gonna never let me live this down.
2:35 "I miss the death guard"
Bro truly gives "back in my day times were better" boomer vibes
You would feel the same if you had to suffer Guiliman’s micro managing.
I bet its the fifth hour he is been taking
2:27 Imagine if Guilliman has grown a cool beard like that of his recently awakened brother Lion El'Jonson.
he would if he slept on the rock that makes you old
Naw guilliman isnt british
Beard aint for him until he goes through big shit like horus
Working on it with green stuff as we speak I got like 3 Guillmen to kitbash into stuff like mabye Sanguinuis or loyal clone fulgrim but bearded toilet seat man works
It's awesome that he cleaned up his act.
Imagine an Ogryn, poorly painted Green, who thinks he's an Ork... and due to his superior strength and ability ends up becoming warboss.
Alpha Legionnaire must have helped the defected Death Guard Astarte with a holographic disguise of an Ultramarine appearance to blend in.
“Cleanliness is Godliness” and our brother is becoming spiritually clean again.
And the nicest/best thing I would like to say about Guilliman is, nice gym gains. And you did well choosing the colour blue.
Red Superior, Blue Most Inferior
Godliness is emptiness
-the other half of that line from Smashing pumpkins Zero
Love the idea of the Death Guards want to be clean once again... Now make the video about the Great clean one
He already did, but not like a skit
"BY THE EMPEROR! ITS SOMEHOW _WORSE!"_
MRCLEAN ONE OF THE LOST PRIMARCHS
"she really knows her way around a pair of scissors if you know what i mean"
-rowboat girlyman, m41, mcragge, fortress of hera
Ryllanor's soul appeared over the warp and called him stinky, which immediately turned him loyalist
He was never the same after the new rules
Tbf, the Death Guard didn't willingly chose to serve Nurgle
I mean even if they resisted the Nurgle's Rot-Destroyer plague bukkake, the diseases wouldn't give them finality in death since their resilience kinda fucked them over.
In short, fuck Typhus
0:49
The fart sound made me laugh harder than it should have XD
It’s funny that The Lion is literally looking for these sorts of dudes in the setting rn
Now i want Guillimanlings to be a thing. Nerglings that just want to vibe with the imperium.
Night Lord painted red: Hello, fellow Blood Angels, it is I, another Blood Angel. What a fine day to drink the blood of our enemies and get mad at Horus!
Dante: Dude, I don't even care. Take your shot. I'm tired.
I love the fact that the first reaction of the smurf is like "uh, are you lost or something?"
Perfect. As the video went on I noticed more and more striking...differences in his otherwise very Ultramar-y armor.
There are two paths. You ether die loving the Ultra Marines. Or live long enough to despise them.
Honestly, former Traitor Legions rejoining the Imperium doesn't seem like a bad idea for making an army. I would actually enjoy a Chaos Space Marines army raised for Chaos fighting against the Warp in the goal of redemption.
Yeah they would probably be great instructors as a lot of them are there since Horus heresy started hence have a lot of battle experience from fighting for millennia
Then you remember the time some plague marines actually left nurgle and suffered terribly until they died a few hour later.
Damn. 😢 At least, they died free.
Nothing wrong here just two young lads looking after an old war vet
Someone needs to do a kit bash with Guilloman’s head on the sassy nurgling for the Guillimanling lol
So all you have to do is kidnap a death guard give him a bath washes armour and he becomes a space marine again?
What if you did that with other chaos legends like sending emperors children to rehab or world leaders to anger management
I know that last one is a typo, but it's just too funny of a mental image to not bring up.
No anger management session will cure the state of a World Eater
@@blacktemplar1139 *world leaser
The thousand sons are just fine. Just ask them politely not to summon deamons around their brother gray knights or turn them into anything unnatural.
@@what4hats
Also they're going to need a few extra serfs with dustpans to make sure every marine can refill their armor later
2:32 You know both Guilliman and Nurgle have Eldar waifus!
That was lit! man, those ultramarines really felt sorry for the dude lol.
If he called them Guilliminis hed get away with it
2:12 I just can't, this is the best thing i saw today
My CPTSD said go drunk.... And now I am watching UA-cam drunk. You make me laugh trough my tears brother. Thank you.
Aw shucks friend, I hope things get better for you ❤️
This was surprisingly wholesome.
In lore, there was an occasion where a few Death Guard had been severed from Nurgle’s influence. They instantly wanted to kill themselves over what had become of them, and all they had done in Nurgle’s name.
And honestly of I was stuck ritualistically shitting myself and vomiting maggots and pestilence for a millennia, I’d want a nice hot shower and fresh clothes too.
Y’know, before my summary execution.
I actually felt really really gooey inside when they gave him the token and meal ticket, it was so sweet… like watching a homeless person get fed
What a clever DeathGuard. He's still infected and all diseased up.
This has got to be some kind of ruse to spread Papa Nurgles love to the blueberries.
That or he looked at his 10th edition rules.
Still infected and diseased up? He's getting better.
Guilliman is so ultradepressed that he could probably use the Nurgle followers trademark positivity
I tremble in awe at the concept of GUILLIMANLINGS
This happens on Ultramar every time a Chaos Astartes faction gets nerfed hard enough.
This seems pretty accurate. Night Lords don’t have much chaos corruption (as much as the Fallen or Alpha Legion) and they do like Ultramar.
Alpha Legion Isn't Even Chaos Or Loyalist For That Matter
Plot twist. It’s actually an alpha legion pretending to be a deathguard pretending to be an ultramarine
I remember seeing these guya and absolutely loving it, this just improves it tenfold!
*angry Inquisitor noises*
I always wondered about any regrets some heretics might have. Still, they made their bed thousands of years ago and they have to live with it. If they want redemption, they are gonna need to do a bit more than just painting their armour blue. The smurfs are especially unlikely to help a former death guard goon after what happened in the Plague Wars.
They would be even less interested in helping a Word Bearer, you know, after the whole 500 worlds incident
This is now canonical in my book
Honestly, this was very good. I like these little stories, please keep them up!
I've seen this mini before. He painted it that way because it was a response to the Death Guard's new Codex. It radiates the same energy as the Great Clean One, the Plaque Bearers, and the Botfly
The Great Clean One?
A Greater Daemon of Nurgle that for whatever reason turned out Clean?
Does he radiate such hygienic energy his mere presence in a Hive City will make living conditions there actually sanitary?
@@Punishthefalse Imagine a Great Unclean One
But all of his wounds and imperfections are smoothed out, green replaced with flesh, and is emitting the scent of lemons and Axe from miles away
Also someone made a Great Clean One Buddha and it's as clean as you'd expect
And yes place a GCO in a Hive City and everything would become spotless
Time to create a Homebrew chapter based on this lol
I think I heard a story about an ultramarine who turned to nurgle and became a full on plague marine and a sister of battle convinced him to sacrifice himself to save some loyalists. It was from a 40k theories video I think.
Dæmonblood, from Dark Imperium. Good story, but not as good as the dinosaurs killing some Titans.
@@135forteDinosaurs killing titans??
@@Briselance Battle of the Archeosaurs. My personal read on the story is that some Exodites gave a group of humans some dinosaurs to protect themselves from the Men of Iron and they built their culture around those dinosaurs until the Imperium tried to reclaim the world.
If you’re asking why a Death Guard decided to chose the Ultramarines first, he didn’t. His first try was with the Dark Angels, but that incident costed him a nurgling.
There's a night lord among us
I plan on painting each marine in my deathguard army as a different chapter. Is it gonna be hell? yes. Am I gonna enjoy it? yes.
Ruh roh goliath always has a way of sneaking in yvraine into any conversation
That's the biggest mental gymnastics i've ever seen alpharius make
The Guillimanlings™ speaking in stock fart sound effects is perfect.
The guillamanlings just farting had me dying. GG
Boy saw the 10th edition rules for DG and reacted accordingly
“The barn”
I love how they just go, fuck it well give em a chance.
"I know who I am. I'm an Alpha Legionnaire disguised as a Death Guard, disguised as an Ultramarine."
Well shit. Imagine getting lost in the warp for about 50 years and when you come back to your legion you suddenly discover that you are forbidden to wash now.
At least he had some standards of self cleanliness.
Wholesome.
I love how all the sound nurglings make is an echoed fart
Aw, that ending. Poor guy can't get comfy anywhere.
I was just thinking yesterday about getting a plauge marine Icon Bearer and painting him like a loyalist, cause I love the armor. Get out of my head!
If there was a farting nurgling in every video the world would be a better place.
Never before have I felt so bad for a Death Guard.
You know, this kinda makes me wanna paint some Blue Plague Marines
You have 4 ways you can go about it in my eyes.
1. They are a succesor warband of The Death Guard based around mold and the dirt on their armor became so foul it started rotting darker instead of the normal green
2. They are Night Lords who use the morbid horror of Nurgle to scare the populace of planets into submission (Plague Marines can be used in normal CSM armies)
3. They are (not) Alpha Legionaries who are/aren't corrupted by Nurgle and release uidden plagues upon their enemies on key locations to create devistating ground zero epidemics
4. Create your own Homebrew Warband/Chapter and come up with your own reason for why they are blue. Thats half the fun of the hobby after all
Hes just a friendly death guard who got abandoned by his brothers after receiving that dent in his helmet and brain damage. Robot Girlyman found him and was like "aww hes so cute and dumb. Paint him blue."
Pfffttt Guillimanlings hahaha 😂😂😂 this word gonna my weeks better when I remember the word, thank u
If it isn't already, it should be cannon that nurglings communicate through farts
I thought girlyman was gonna say his hair is looking better than the Lions.
I think you found his egos limit right there.
For all his flaws the lion has always had the best hair game amongst the prinarcha.
Imagine he kissed without asking, it would have gone like this:
„I LOVE YOU BROTHER!“
_Bonks his helmet against the other helmet._
*CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!*
„You didn’t need to do-“
„I KISSED FOR THE EMPORAAAA!“
Love that music 🎶 Deadly Premonition!
Sad fella
I love his raspy phlegm-filled voice
This reminds me of the Boltgun trailer, where the guy before finding the floppy disk painted his early edition Chaos Space Marines as Ultramarines XD
They should do this for one of every Chaos Marine type
Guilimanlings have my heart
I like to think some of the Death Guard saw how good Ultramar was during the Plague Wars and decided to stick around, maybe get a shower while they were at it.
Deadly premonition whistle always gets me.
Like that Death Guard wouldn’t just disintegrate the second he stepped under a shower head
He would rather that than stay like this.
I felt so sad when he said he'd die just to be clean ;3; poor little monster
It truly is a great day when purging the heretic is unnecessary for they understood the errors in their ways
Nice job mate ^^