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  • @vicwolfrin
    @vicwolfrin Рік тому +1768

    “Brother Euthanashius”... never has a name fit so well with a space marine apothecary

    • @riven5677
      @riven5677 Рік тому +22

      Indeed

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Рік тому +34

      He feels like he's Canadian health-care but in the 40K version.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +16

      @@mikecampos1193 hey that’s just not kind and uncharitable . . . of this fine and veteran battle brother. He unlike those ghouls actually cares and acts out of love, honor and good faith.
      I think the only way you’d make the leader of Canadian think about concepts like: love, conviction, principles, honor and acting in good faith in any meaningful way is if you got them tattooed on his wife’s boyfriends, just ask Idris Elba.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Рік тому +8

      ​@@mikecampos1193how dare you insult the fine men and women of the Imperium hospitaller like that.

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 Рік тому +1

      warhammer if it was actually funny

  • @atomictomfoolery4400
    @atomictomfoolery4400 Рік тому +1223

    “I don’t need the apothecary, I need the Sororitas” - Mortally wounded guardsman somewhere

    • @darkgodsenjoyer
      @darkgodsenjoyer Рік тому +141

      A man with his priorities in line.

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Рік тому +87

      ​@@darkgodsenjoyer peak servant of the Imperium right here.

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 Рік тому +114

      The apothecary's drill is equal in size to the guarsdman arm.
      The sister hospitaller is known for providing morphine to stop people from bitchin'

    • @darkgodsenjoyer
      @darkgodsenjoyer Рік тому +36

      @@nonya1366 so needle, bad ending and needle, good ending.

    • @EnRandomSten
      @EnRandomSten Рік тому +18

      Pretty sure the hospitaler would just ... "Expodite your martying process with excessive use of fire"

  • @scout7093
    @scout7093 Рік тому +1958

    Canada's Healthcare system is clearly 39,000 years ahead of ours

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Рік тому +84

      The """funny""" thing is that since im not canadian when i try to warn my fellows that their insanoty could reach our country too they dont believe it or simply minimize it to a "its just for people really sick".

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 Рік тому +65

      @@SIGNOR-G You mean people who stub their toe, or are mildly depressed?

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Рік тому +61

      @@zeehero7280 such beautiful fools, they still think we are ruled by reasonable people.

    • @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest
      @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest Рік тому +49

      As a cadian, I sure do love being on 3+ year wait lists :(

    • @RandomPerson-tz7wk
      @RandomPerson-tz7wk Рік тому

      @@SIGNOR-G
      It is, they can't euthanized someone. The amount of paperwork and people involved is more than you think.
      People who are dying from terminal illness and people who want to choose when they want to die. Both need approval from a medical team and the patient. The doctor don't have unilateral decision power over the patient life. If the patient think he can be save by other doctor. He can leave. Healthcare can't force death, but now it does provide the option to arrange a painless death if the patient is destined to die in agony.
      What the alternative? Send them away and let them die off premise because they're broke or insurance don't cover it because of some fine print in the USA?

  • @DeNihility
    @DeNihility Рік тому +1652

    Good ol' Ca(na)dian healthcare system. Nobody who has taken the bullet-shaped lead pill has ever complained about inadequate treatment or their ailments; 100% patient satisfaction guaranteed.

    • @sythrus
      @sythrus Рік тому +56

      As a Canadian i ca- *_BANG!_* ...

    • @dumboi5369
      @dumboi5369 Рік тому +1

      The british just have phallic tip shaped pills to go with it instead!

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 Рік тому

      Trump was right about building a wall. He just picked the wrong boarder

    • @stronensycharte64
      @stronensycharte64 Рік тому

      Can Canada just collapse already 30k dead Canadians a year + 500k immigrants

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt Рік тому +51

      you guys should try american healthcare. its byob (bring your own bullet) down here

  • @intboom
    @intboom Рік тому +913

    Let's analyse all of brother euthinasius' decisions:
    1. Bleeding out on the battlefield with no hope of recovery: SM are very good at self diagnosis due to their upgrades, he clearly can't be put in a dreadnought, and triage suggests moving on to someone worth helping. Death.
    2. Genestealer bite: Genetic corruption. Geneseed unsalvageable. Death.
    3. Aggressive mucus membrane reaction to disease: Suggests failure in geneseed or a virus powerful enough to overcome a space marine's enhanced immune system, posing a threat to the entire chapter and the imperium at large. Death. Burn corpse. Geneseed unsalvageable.
    4. Tummyache from eating too much of brother gelato's ice cream: Space marine's enhanced digestive system can safely process everything from rotten meat to the carbohydrates found in leaves with no complaints. Could be sign of defective implants. Death. Autopsy. Chaplains should interrogate brother gelato for possible corruption.

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans Рік тому +116

      Maybe he just ate A LOT of ice cream

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Рік тому +246

      ​@@HydratedBeanspotential Chaos Corruption then, no space marine would eat more than what is needed, I suggest checking the entire chapter for Slaneeshy influences

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans Рік тому +86

      @@anadaere6861 I love this community

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 Рік тому +60

      @@HydratedBeansall true space marines only take 3 scoops and no more !

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos Рік тому +65

      See now that's a proper medical practitioner, not like that hack Billius.

  • @wingedhussar8552
    @wingedhussar8552 Рік тому +260

    Tbf, shooting that guy with the sniffles might have prevented a Nurgle invasion.

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 Рік тому +55

      If a Space Marine manages to get the sniffles, it would be utterly lethal to a normal person.
      Exterminatus is the best solution

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Рік тому +12

      ​@@ajh3461inquisitor, not again

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 Рік тому

      Yes, after all Space Marines are immune to regular diseases, if they did catch a cold it would be otherworldly warp bs that may be cooked by Nurgle.

    • @DoroteaTheMacuahuitl-Potato
      @DoroteaTheMacuahuitl-Potato 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DushessAgain! Again! (Mashes the e-button with [someone else’s] head)

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 Рік тому +352

    Fun fact: Sanguinary Priest and other Apothecaries im the Blood Angels have a gun built into their medical gauntlet for... reasons.

    • @RecoilGunnerStudios
      @RecoilGunnerStudios Рік тому +49

      The thing that extracts gene seed can also be used to give the emperors mercy.

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull Рік тому +84

      Apothecary: "It will be alright brother, your wounds are treatable."
      Battle Brother: "HORUS! HOR-"
      Apothecary: *Fires Arm Bolter* "Damnit!"

    • @Nugnugnug
      @Nugnugnug Рік тому +26

      For when the badly injured and mentally exhausted sons of Sanguinius "become excited."

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +328

    Kids constantly taking student loans is the biggest horror in history

    • @DARKthenoble
      @DARKthenoble Рік тому +6

      Indeed

    • @oldjuanlogan1126
      @oldjuanlogan1126 Рік тому +6

      There you realize how little/none of history they know.

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Рік тому +12

      ​@@oldjuanlogan1126because they're _kids._ Trying to _learn._
      jesus christ.

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- Рік тому

      I agree, student loans are far worse than little things like the Holocaust or the entire existence of the USSR and CCP

    • @TheDukeofDeath666
      @TheDukeofDeath666 Рік тому +3

      ​@@SercotaniIgnorance probes nothing

  • @Fezwald1
    @Fezwald1 Рік тому +197

    Stand outside your hab-unit and clap for the Imperium Health Service citizen

  • @amosnickel1188
    @amosnickel1188 Рік тому +252

    As a Canadian this hit harder than a titan slamming into an eldar infant
    We now call Canada day Canada used to be cool day

  • @feroexe7965
    @feroexe7965 Рік тому +41

    Brother Euthanasius has so much team kills he makes World Eaters look like Pacifists

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Рік тому +1

      That would make him a good dale... oh sorry.. Comissar

  • @Voltamatum
    @Voltamatum Рік тому +98

    I was expecting a scene where a space marine is suffering and Bill was going to grant him the Emperor’s Mercy, only for Euthanasious to just say, “ Nah, just put him in a box. “

    • @azathoththe3rd
      @azathoththe3rd Рік тому +15

      "What"
      "Yea blood angel initiations you know how it goes. Now put him in the box and throw it in the ground"

    • @Sombra_zx
      @Sombra_zx Рік тому +7

      Aka a Dreadnought with Tummy ache

  • @TheWhoamaters
    @TheWhoamaters Рік тому +92

    I wasn't expecting a complete exterminatus of Trudeau's medical system holy fuck

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Рік тому +154

    I think I'd make for a great Apothecary.
    Like you can't miss at that range.

    • @RandomPerson-tz7wk
      @RandomPerson-tz7wk Рік тому +7

      And you roll 1... It miss

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- Рік тому +2

      Unless you’re a stormtrooper

    • @Zankyo137
      @Zankyo137 11 місяців тому

      i suggerst you look up for the execution strip series of the sturmtruppen then

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah Рік тому +221

    Compared to other Rogue Trader marines, Brother Eutanashius is down right cordial in his work!

  • @omoroburns2172
    @omoroburns2172 Рік тому +84

    its funny that plague surgeons actually heal wounds and loyalist apothecaries do not. Another W for the Death Guard.

    • @Questioningbasics
      @Questioningbasics Рік тому +9

      They need all the Ws they can get right now

    • @omoroburns2172
      @omoroburns2172 Рік тому +4

      @@Questioningbasics I was really considered mentioning our poor tabletop rules but I thought it better to keep it succinct

    • @paladyntt7232
      @paladyntt7232 Рік тому +9

      Apothecary fluff is inconsistent. Apperently one of them managed to operate a little girl's broken leg while under fire. I don't remember the source tho.

    • @omoroburns2172
      @omoroburns2172 Рік тому +2

      @@paladyntt7232 I'm talking about tabletop rules not lore.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 Рік тому +1

      Which is odd, since HHL and Warpforge apothecaries heal. While the closest analogues to geneseed extraction would be card draws

  • @luken4164
    @luken4164 Рік тому +448

    0:50 Honestly, that probably would’ve been worse. Lethal injections have a history of going wrong*, leaving the victim in complete agony while unable to communicate any of their suffering to the ones doing the injecting.
    By comparison, death by firing is a much quicker death, and has a much, MUCH higher success rate, with the only downside is how unpleasant it is to witness. And, since said witnesses are likely to survive the experience, their comfort is of a lower priority to that of the one being executed.
    (BTW, I get the joke, very funny video, just got reminded of a piece of trivia I learned awhile back and wanted to share.)
    *This does have the caveat that most lethal injections are performed by people that untrained in most, if not all medical fields as part of the death sentence. However, do you really expect any Imperial ‘Medic’ to care much about the pain of others?

    • @totalnerd5674
      @totalnerd5674 Рік тому +45

      Also, the lethal injection might mess with the Geneseed

    • @waddledee6729
      @waddledee6729 Рік тому +34

      Fun fact the guillotine has a higher success rate than lethal injection, however the failures in lethal injection usually come from poor application of anesthetic and not the lethal injection itself

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 Рік тому +8

      And even worse it would take longer to kill a space marine

    • @duneydan7993
      @duneydan7993 Рік тому +16

      Sadly the more "spectacular" methods are often the more human.
      I learned that in my veterinary courses...

    • @waddledee6729
      @waddledee6729 Рік тому +19

      @@duneydan7993 Yeah took a medcourse and sadly you learn that just because something looks or sounds humane doesn't mean it is

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay Рік тому +46

    The Canadian flag slowing appearing in the end executed me.

    • @dootrevenant5886
      @dootrevenant5886 8 місяців тому +4

      Why? Did it catch you sneezing?

    • @TeamOneDay
      @TeamOneDay 8 місяців тому +3

      @@dootrevenant5886
      No, it overheard me saying a slur.

  • @DeusExAngelo
    @DeusExAngelo Рік тому +67

    To be fair to Canada, Belgium did do it first. Though Mapleland is deciding to one up them.

  • @badduka198
    @badduka198 Рік тому +148

    Lethal injection can be worse than being shot, as it consists of three parts. A paralytic, a sedative(to put you to sleep) and something to stop your heart. However, due the paralytic, if the sedative doesn't work, the drug designed to induce cardiac arrest is incredibly painful and you are left unable to tell anyone.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Рік тому

      Prisons dont care if the injections are shady

    • @eltoxicdog7587
      @eltoxicdog7587 Рік тому +4

      Good... Cruel and unusual doesn't and shouldn't equal painless.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 Рік тому +38

      ​​@@eltoxicdog7587The Canadians use this on people who want to be put out of their misery. They don't have the death penalty, ironically.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Рік тому

      @@eltoxicdog7587 please take your meds

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 Рік тому

      That's not the only lethal injection method, it's just what north americans came up with because they love torture. Maybe it's something to do with protestant "pain is virtue" thinking.
      You could just inject somebody with an OD dose of morphine gradually.

  • @DPL58
    @DPL58 Рік тому +71

    Well in all fairness the genestealer might have poisoned the marine.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 Рік тому

      It's not poison you need to worry about, its the mutagenic load which will slowly corrupt you into a hybrid genestealer cultist. ALL HAIL THE FOUR ARMED EMPEROR.

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 Рік тому +5

      Ya but if that was the case they should of just left the geneseed. Might of done more harm than good

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 Рік тому +2

      ​@@scorchercast8366gotta get it tested

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 Рік тому +47

    His bullets healed you from negative damage.

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Рік тому

      with positive damage 🤗

  • @ChiefBeson
    @ChiefBeson Рік тому +15

    As a Canadian... all I can say is
    "Shots Fired"

  • @saberaq
    @saberaq Рік тому +273

    “I might have something for that!”
    “A BULLET!”
    The delivery on that was incredible holy shit.
    Also, I’ve been meaning to ask you, between the time you finish a video and when you upload it, how long do you do that in advance? Do you upload day of, or do you build up a ‘reserve’ or something for periodic uploads? Trying to get into better uploading habits and thought I’d ask.

    • @PelinalWhitestrake36
      @PelinalWhitestrake36 Рік тому +3

      Fancy seeing you here

    • @saberaq
      @saberaq Рік тому +10

      @@PelinalWhitestrake36 dread’s content is one of the few reasons I’m ballsy and inspired enough to make jokes on the internet

    • @DreadAnon
      @DreadAnon  Рік тому +14

      Thanks friend! Ideally I like to have things ready a couple of days in advance just so the little UA-cam robots can have ample time to check I've done nothing wrong but in practical terms what ends up happening is that I end up finishing the video on the day of upload because I'm a LAST MINUTE kinda guy 😎 (I do not advise doing things this way it is v stressful)

  • @Grissbane
    @Grissbane Рік тому +15

    Tzeentch's servant Trudeau is doing a lot of fuckin work

  • @6bambolbi6
    @6bambolbi6 Рік тому +4

    "The light of the Emperor is approaching..."
    "Well, don't let me keep you" (shoots)
    LMAO!

  • @hayescharles45
    @hayescharles45 Рік тому +14

    When the Lamenters asked for a new apothocary as they were desperate, Brother Euthanasius was promptly dispatched. Before the Sanguinor appeared out of mercy to stop him, he shot near half the chapter when a cold did the rounds on the chapters fleet

  • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
    @PhilosophicallyAmerican Рік тому +22

    Oh geez. I did not expect Dread to make the Canada joke himself.

  • @kirksabio2382
    @kirksabio2382 Рік тому +7

    Lost it at "Its called the emperor's peace for a reason"

  • @ollanius_papyrus80
    @ollanius_papyrus80 Рік тому +9

    suddenly it's not so hard to visualize how the luna wolves went from "we're so hellbent on saving our primarch that we're going to literally trample anyone in between us and the medical wing" to "let's just leave him unsupervised on this wack-ass feral world with the most suspicious and off-putting individual anybody in the legion has ever met".

  • @thewovenmantis6813
    @thewovenmantis6813 Рік тому +6

    This is the first video in a WHILE to get a genuine laugh out of me. “Brother Euthanasius” is comedy gold 😂

  • @hypnotoad5861
    @hypnotoad5861 Рік тому +5

    ‘Brother Euthanasius.’ Tells us everything that’s about to happen with one name.

  • @DoroteaTheMacuahuitl-Potato
    @DoroteaTheMacuahuitl-Potato 2 місяці тому +4

    2:38 A reference to Canada’s killing of the elderly in a grim-dark parody?

  • @timmorin6657
    @timmorin6657 Рік тому +5

    You forgot to put a slightly bummed out dreadnaught trying to get away from the apothecary that is trying to convince him to get the emperor's mercy.

  • @drkriegkorps294
    @drkriegkorps294 Рік тому +16

    The idea of a stunty little RT era marine hobbling around capping primaris in the head for little to no reason is just perfect.

  • @brothercoconut6599
    @brothercoconut6599 Рік тому +2

    Yeah! Legs wounded? Canada treatment for you... Ain't the leaf beautiful?

  • @Al3xtheMeh
    @Al3xtheMeh Рік тому +9

    Feels very accurate considering I just bought the Apothecary and replaced his right arm with another gun.

  • @captainteutonica5474
    @captainteutonica5474 Рік тому +5

    Ah the Canadian Chapter Apothecary is the best, with a 100% discharge rate.

  • @maplescaffolder3338
    @maplescaffolder3338 Рік тому +11

    That Canada flag at the end........as a canadian..........that was brilliant!!

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Рік тому +2

    “We don’t need the Death Sentence, are Hospitals already cover that”-The Ca(na)dians Space Marines.

  • @jetpilledmyron2056
    @jetpilledmyron2056 Рік тому +14

    That's why I love RT era and retro stuff for 40K; it was just a bunch of crazy ass socio and psychopaths who were given demihood and just one reason to kill: exactly to *Kill*

    • @Deliverygrot
      @Deliverygrot Рік тому +1

      I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @Deliverygrot
    @Deliverygrot Рік тому +3

    I like more memes with rogue trader marines,like something with brother craig and his magazine whispering evil in his ear.

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider Рік тому +1

    I was going to make joke about Canada and then I saw that FUCKING LEAF at the end and felt like you've got it covered.

  • @RedCrusader-ph2vk
    @RedCrusader-ph2vk Рік тому +2

    The Canadian flag at the end killed me! Just like Brother Euthenasius would have!

  • @redpolscorp
    @redpolscorp Рік тому +1

    "What I am doing here? Ah naw. I just took a wrong turn, sorry for disturbing."
    "Oh, No Problem at all. Take this with you."
    *BANG*

  • @duneydan7993
    @duneydan7993 Рік тому +4

    I just realized the old apothicary has *FIST AID* written on his shoulder!😂

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 Рік тому +3

    Jokes aside I think this taught all a very important lesson...
    Eating too much Ice Cream gives you a stomach ache.

  • @Lich230
    @Lich230 Рік тому +29

    That suckerpunch at the end hit me like a bolter round to the back of the head

    • @dazmaz1269
      @dazmaz1269 Рік тому

      I need context

    • @Tortle-Man
      @Tortle-Man Рік тому +15

      It’s misinformation. Canada recently legalized voluntary euthanasia, basically assisted suicide for people with life ending and terminal conditions who largely cannot be treated or cured and will result in a long and painful death. There was a news story recently where a veteran suffering from some chronic disease misinterpreted the advice he was given by some members of the health services up in Canada, and thought they were recommending euthanasia for him. They weren’t b it people ran with it to discredit the new bill. Tbh the vet had an actual problem regarding not being able to be treated for service related injuries, so he had very Right to be mad, but everyone else made it seem like the law was invented to like kill people rather than treat them.

    • @vladyslavponomarchuk2692
      @vladyslavponomarchuk2692 Рік тому +20

      ​@@Tortle-Man fed

    • @Xeraser2
      @Xeraser2 Рік тому +13

      @@Tortle-Man glowie

    • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
      @PhilosophicallyAmerican Рік тому +16

      @dazmaz1269 Canada has started euthanizing patients they deem too expensive to care for. They also regularly advertise this "final solution" to the homeless population and veterans.

  • @Americium-120
    @Americium-120 Рік тому +3

    That ending destroyed me! And not in the literal Canadian way, the metaphoric "it made me laugh" way.

  • @Axeallot
    @Axeallot Рік тому +15

    I did not see that Mapleland reference coming. Then again I didnt see the bullet from behind coming too

    • @leobuana7430
      @leobuana7430 Рік тому

      And the worst part is you won't even get to choose what type of bullet used in the first place,since they apparently restrict It to injection only in mapleland, imagine getting It done with gold or silver bullet

  • @bvdemier1
    @bvdemier1 Рік тому +1

    0:30 OST of a very emotional scene of an old anime about death and rebirth.
    Dreadanon: "lets use it for sh#tposting"
    shine on you crazy diamonds

  • @tarkatantapir7287
    @tarkatantapir7287 Рік тому +2

    "FIST AID"
    I most certainly don't want to be the recipient of whatever that procedure is

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard 9 місяців тому +1

    2:42 Didn't know space marines apothecaries were also MAIDs.
    I thought it was just the custodians.

  • @xxmattopsxx3931
    @xxmattopsxx3931 Рік тому +2

    You didnt add the "This message brought to you by the government of canada" and then the little bum bum ba dun jingle at the end.

  • @jessiemoore6649
    @jessiemoore6649 Рік тому +2

    "I AM AN APOTHECARY! I AM AN APOTHECARY!"

  • @Punishthefalse
    @Punishthefalse Рік тому +13

    To be perfectly fair, an illness that can bring a space marine low is deeply concerning and might be the start of Nurgle season.
    No excuses for anything else that isn't a sniffle, however.

  • @godhelpme5547
    @godhelpme5547 Рік тому +2

    I love the fact the boomer marine is just a really old model.

  • @thatfrog05
    @thatfrog05 Рік тому +19

    CANADA MENTIONED 🎉🎉🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

    • @scurvydog20
      @scurvydog20 Рік тому +5

      Yea because you are killing your weak and vulnerable. But at least you are doing it politely.

    • @Tortle-Man
      @Tortle-Man Рік тому +7

      It’s misinformation. Canada recently legalized voluntary euthanasia, basically assisted suicide for people with life ending and terminal conditions who largely cannot be treated or cured and will result in a long and painful death. There was a news story recently where a veteran suffering from some chronic disease misinterpreted the advice he was given by some members of the health services up in Canada, and thought they were recommending euthanasia for him. They weren’t b it people ran with it to discredit the new bill. Tbh the vet had an actual problem regarding not being able to be treated for service related injuries, so he had very Right to be mad, but everyone else made it seem like the law was invented to like kill people rather than treat them.

    • @waddledee6729
      @waddledee6729 Рік тому +3

      To be fair the Canadian medical care system has always been a little fucky wucky but for some reason this is all that's ever talked about

    • @thatfrog05
      @thatfrog05 Рік тому

      @@scurvydog20 it’s called eugenics and it’s based 🍁🍁🍁🍁🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫

    • @scurvydog20
      @scurvydog20 Рік тому

      Bill c7 repealed the terminal and reasonablely forseeable death requirements. They are also opened it up to mentally ill and mature minors in march.
      For example Allen Nickols who was not suffering from any terminal disease and was hospitalized over fears he was suicidal. He called his brother to get him out but within a few weeks his paperwork was submitted and he was euthanized. His only issue was hearing loss.
      Checking is the veteran you are talling about the one who was asking for a chair lift and was denied and offered euthanasia because that veteran was a woman.
      Or the nurses that tried to coerce a patient into it by threating extra costs, ejection from the hospital, and withholding water for 20 days.
      Or the mid20 year old who had diabetes and lost vision in one eye and had his application approve to happen on sept 22 and was only stopped because hos mother worried about him, hacked his emailz and found out about it sept 7th.

  • @Rubbertoe_yo
    @Rubbertoe_yo Рік тому +18

    The Canadian flag at the end had me crying 😂

  • @InquisitorXarius
    @InquisitorXarius Рік тому +26

    The Canadian Flag just Perfect 2:41

  • @Gekk-rx7nv
    @Gekk-rx7nv Рік тому +1

    The Tech Pristess’ *gasp* as she writes a review is the cherry on top

  • @oldjuanlogan1126
    @oldjuanlogan1126 Рік тому +2

    2:16 Is that music part of DMC 3? Played about 10 years ago, so I don't remember well. At first glance I remembered fighting a boss, but I didn't remember which one , But I guess is where you buy orbs and stars.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life Рік тому +8

    “TSRIF DIA”?
    Must be some pretty high gothic there, sheesh.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @pterodactyl1776
    @pterodactyl1776 Рік тому +1

    Canadian health care... I mean the Emperor's mercy. The Emperor protects!

  • @confed4055
    @confed4055 Рік тому +10

    Every day I thank Chapter Master Justinian Castro for our wonderful healthcare system.

  • @Hoboman64
    @Hoboman64 Рік тому

    I think the best part about seeing this video is the fact I read a whole bunch of lore on apothecaries before this

  • @hammdogporkington3058
    @hammdogporkington3058 Рік тому +5

    I hope we get to see Brother Gelatos in the future

  • @Telmach
    @Telmach Рік тому +20

    That ending was perfect.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Рік тому

      How?

    • @Tortle-Man
      @Tortle-Man Рік тому +6

      It’s misinformation. Canada recently legalized voluntary euthanasia, basically assisted suicide for people with life ending and terminal conditions who largely cannot be treated or cured and will result in a long and painful death. There was a news story recently where a veteran suffering from some chronic disease misinterpreted the advice he was given by some members of the health services up in Canada, and thought they were recommending euthanasia for him. They weren’t b it people ran with it to discredit the new bill. Tbh the vet had an actual problem regarding not being able to be treated for service related injuries, so he had very Right to be mad, but everyone else made it seem like the law was invented to like kill people rather than treat them.

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Рік тому +10

      @@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 One of the Canadian VA's advice for a veteran's service-related injuries was to be euthanized. Europe and Australia are also starting to consider euthanasia as legal.
      Apparently there's a critical point in socialized healthcare where it loops into unhealthcare.

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo Рік тому +11

      @@Tortle-Manthere is one case where a family had a family member forcefully euthanized with a terminal illness, and another where someone with a wheelchair needed wheelchair accessible things for there house and they suggested euthanasia (I am not joking), sure it was said with cloaked words, however the difference between "have you thought about MAID instead?" and "why not just kill yourself?" is very small

    • @BoatmayneThaUnsinkable
      @BoatmayneThaUnsinkable Рік тому

      @@Tortle-Manit’s a shitpost dude, don’t take it too seriously

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 26 днів тому

    "Look man, they gave me a reductor bolt pistol and I'm gonna use it."

  • @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat
    @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat Рік тому +1

    The messaging is as subtle is the hammer of the Emperor 😂

  • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
    @the_apotecary_from_tf2 Рік тому +2

    I remember my teacher Mr.ludwig
    Shoot a syringe in the back of their head with a crossbow to heal them

  • @Lock-n-Load1779
    @Lock-n-Load1779 Рік тому +2

    Damn, I met Billius during a campaign through one of the southern sectors. Good kid with great potential. Shame he's being taught by the Ultrimar medical system.

  • @Blaze_Raven
    @Blaze_Raven Рік тому +2

    Chapter Master: I don't understand why we never seem to reach Codex strength.

  • @Joseph-mw2rl
    @Joseph-mw2rl 11 місяців тому +1

    The real apothecary diaries

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid Рік тому +3

    The day of the rake draws near, brothers

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Рік тому +1

    Rogue Trader-era medics were a different breed.

  • @Football.Chap11
    @Football.Chap11 Рік тому +1

    Brother Euthanasius is the only guy I’d trust to heal me.

  • @Bloodletter8
    @Bloodletter8 10 місяців тому

    That "WHOA JEEZ" was so heartfelt😂

  • @juancho650
    @juancho650 2 місяці тому

    Is funny how easy you can come with names for space marines, just pick any word and add -uss at the end

  • @ajspin2642
    @ajspin2642 Рік тому +1

    This was spot on. Especially the ending lol

  • @thecosmickid545
    @thecosmickid545 Рік тому

    Brother Euthanasius is taking rapid triage to a whole 'nother level

  • @juanmanuelhernandezvega3264

    He balls with the exaggerated swagger of a salamander neophyte

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim Рік тому +2

    I loved the social commentary

  • @edsheeranahmet6572
    @edsheeranahmet6572 Рік тому +1

    LMAO the ending hurts but goddamn that was funny

  • @DarkraiDiety
    @DarkraiDiety Рік тому

    Oh, Canada. Leading the way in patient care from the time they call up to the time they out them in the grave.

  • @sillyness3456
    @sillyness3456 Рік тому +8

    Something that only happens in the Canadus sector, even though the Nether sector is not far behind in the practice. At least Chapter Master Ruttus of the Oranje Marines retired recently.
    The Canadus sector is still under the iron fist of Chapter Master Justinius of the Blackfacers.

  • @mremppu94
    @mremppu94 Рік тому +1

    I witness you and your Agalloch soundtracks dreadanon, love it

  • @Francesco-gf1sv
    @Francesco-gf1sv 2 місяці тому

    First two seconds of the video and im already colapsing on my bed laughing bc a astartes said " brother euthanasius"

  • @thejonathan130
    @thejonathan130 Рік тому +3

    I was waiting for it and poof
    The maple leaf.

  • @otterblau5253
    @otterblau5253 Рік тому +2

    The field medica seem to be debating how to handle the wounded marine, bring out both a copy of the Lectitio Divinitatus and a bolter...

  • @modakkagitplugga
    @modakkagitplugga Рік тому

    That was subtle, brilliantly done

  • @Per_Sun
    @Per_Sun Рік тому +1

    Absolutely genius. And terribly, terribly accurate

  • @ColonelSanders17
    @ColonelSanders17 Рік тому +4

    🇨🇦"OH, CANADA!"🎶

  • @rionmoonandroid
    @rionmoonandroid Рік тому +1

    Sick burn at the end

  • @Nerthos
    @Nerthos Рік тому

    The maple at the end did it for me lol

  • @dalemoss4684
    @dalemoss4684 Рік тому

    Lol the canuk leaf at the end was 👌🏽

  • @Rambit
    @Rambit Рік тому

    That tactical gasp scared the fk outta me

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +9

    When Space Marines go for a walk, they ask their enemies how is their health plan.
    Apparently it was great.

    • @cc-bk3tx
      @cc-bk3tx Рік тому +2

      This joke has been run into the ground

    • @NightLordsEnjoyer
      @NightLordsEnjoyer Рік тому +1

      You and one other guy have been putting the same few dead references under almost every 40k video for the past year or more. I must ask you to stop.

    • @cc-bk3tx
      @cc-bk3tx Рік тому +1

      @veermujdahn for real like I'm not even the kind of person to jump on people for jokes but seeing the same God damn joke being used isn't even funny It's tiring

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch Рік тому

    "Gen P" is the best Warhammer joke in years.

  • @JackBlack-qn7us
    @JackBlack-qn7us 9 місяців тому +1

    I just realized
    Gene-seed
    Is LITERALLY sperm or egg.