Rumor is, 30 orphans at that place had to be transferred because they were no longer terminally ill after the hospice had the money to buy the equipment to cure their various infirmities.
Yea it’s best to ignore the bat in the room . . . There’s one in my room right now and he just stares at me, I hope I have enough explosives in the building for us both
They’d have to find your trail under all that paperwork generated falling upon them. Still, best to run fast. Especially if the Inquisition gets involved, thinking you’re part of of a splinter group of a Chaos cult several sectors over.
“Giving someone free money is not a prank!” Sounds like one prank I’d never want to be on the receiving end on. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* That or it could be used to build a shell company from which you stage further pranks.
I like to think the whole 40k universe is like this. All the factions just kinda chill with each other until theyre forced to fight by the player, a la wreck it ralph or toy story
It's always nice to see a more "human" or light-hearted side to it all. After all, they're still human to some degree and many of them do display human emotions just like everyone else. Even Space Marines would realistically have some sense of humour.
“Hello? Slaannishi Graven imagery Crafter? I would like to commission a corrupted sister of battle pictographic!” “Oh?! Go on!” “ I would like the first panel of her looking at some HAUGHTY images…” “YEh!” “.. And then the second panel is her praying to the Emperor and being cleansed of the corruption by HOLY FIRE!” “HEY! Is this those emperors children again!? I’m gonna find you-!” *[Raucous laughter]* 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Those custodes were absolutely correct to kill that grot. People somehow liking fruit on a pizza is the greatest trick Tzeentch has ever played on mankind.
“What the f**k did you just f**king say you f**king heretic? No f**king pineapple on your pizza?! Do you lack faith?! *DO YOU LACK A SPINE, BROTHER?!”*
"I don't get it brother, what's so funny about a greenskin getting blasted by a Custodes?" "What do greenskins spread when they die?" "Oh... OH....OH!!"
Prank call Adeptus Mechanicus. [Beep Beep] "Hello. Yes. I'm calling from Tech support." [Beep?] "Just conducting a survey. Can you please confirm your floating variable is dividable by zero." [Beep BEEP BEEP!] "HaHaHa, got you." [Sad Beeps]
Okay hear me out... Warhammer 40k: Yo Mama edition, for example Space Marine: Any last words, Ork? Ork: No... 'sept for yer mama Space Marine: What was that?! Ork: I said, yer' mama so fat, them Nurgle gits said, "DAAAAMN!" Space Marine: Well, your mother's so ugly, Slaneesh said "Let's just be friends" Salamander: Aww, Yo Mama fight!
Ork: "Yer mama wuz so fat that she wuz the reason Cadia fell" Space marine: "Your mama is stupid that an Ogryn said "That wuz da most stupidest thing I ever eard" after hearing her talk"
I've very recently gotten into 40K universe cus it looked really interesting, and that Salamander's line going "ONE TIME that happened!" had me in tears, I def chose the right lore to get interested in lmfao
Jokes on the orphans. That spontaneous boost in money will attract the attention of the IRS. And we all know that the IRS is something you don't fuck around with no matter what universe!
I like this universe, it's like the Emperium is tolerable enough to have xenos as their allies. But will definitely kill the ones who goes against them on the spot. Somehow find it very cool, yeah, I like something more of these. :D
The Salamander actually made the cruelest prank. He wasn't giving away his chapters surplus budget to be nice, he was doing it to flex on the Marine Malevolent. He was basically taunting them by showing off that they could afford to give away billions while the MM are so poor that have to scrounge for loose change in the couch cushion just to afford bolter ammo.
I can't believe that I couldn't identify who these guys are when this video came out lol. Nearly 2 years later and I can even sometimes name the primarchs 😎
I love how the Marines Malevolent stuck up for the salamander. Slowly but surely character development is taking place.
What’s more malevolent than taking a (comparatively) goody two-shoes under your malicious wing to teach them the d-baggy ways of your chapter?
@@gideonmele1556 Slowly realizing you're becoming more like them than they are becoming like you
Perhaps manning that lemonade stand with Fraudulus helping him be a better person.
You could guess they learned something after so many thunder hammers to the face
@@notbaud2634 *Internal malevolent screaming
Kudos to the grot for making to Terra AT ALL.
And in 30 minutes or less!
Well ya see when a Ork Believes Hard enough...
Probably just came up from the Underhives.
Hell, he deserves a medal just getting within 20 lightyears of Sol
Wouldn't be the first time...
A Salamander giving away his chapters money isn't funny.
But a Salamander giving away the Blood Ravens money on the other hand...
All budget is budget is Blood Raven's budget
It was their chapters surplus
To be honest they could easily get that money back in days
Iron hands: *tricks the mechanichus into thinking they found an STC but it’s really a eldar exodite DIY video on building a shed by hand.*
Eldar exodite ancient technology house with an underground pool
🤣
“EMPEROR BLESS THAT GUILTY LOOKING SALAMANDER” completely got me
And that his name was Mr. Flopsy.
Rumor is, 30 orphans at that place had to be transferred because they were no longer terminally ill after the hospice had the money to buy the equipment to cure their various infirmities.
all of them received transplants and immedately showed up to become salamanders.
Truly, it was the prank, that happened.
@@lolasdm6959 Or Nurgle invasion happens, becouse you cant heal terminal illness on his watch :)
Oh such a great ending!
@@BaranZenon I thought Nurgle did actually cure the ill, just in a horrible way, or was it just relieving their pain?
The Salamander went all beast... all out Mr. Beast that is
That aged very poorly
@@paraview8917 MR BREAST GIVE ME MONEEEYYYYY
That goblin already knew his fate when he say the toppings
An Ork pizza business is an awesome idea
Agree no?
Legally stomp delivery grot to death. Lol
Just don't order the mushrooms.
With Pineapple???
I like how people weird out by Chaos Minotaur, but don't notice a bat in the room.
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICED HE WAS A CHAOS MINI, WTF!?
Yea it’s best to ignore the bat in the room . . . There’s one in my room right now and he just stares at me, I hope I have enough explosives in the building for us both
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus You won't, especially since that one is the only one that's letting you see him. AVE DOMNIUS NOX
@@giacomoromano8842 night lords are pretty stealthy
As soon as I saw that chaos Mino I was like tf? But then I saw the night lord I am wheezing
I kinda expected the Salamander to prank-call a Craftworld
If you prank call the Adeptus Administorum, you could be prosecuted, since any slight mishap in the bureaucracy can led to catastrophic consequences.
Catastrophic Consequences? Wasn't that an emo band from the early 2010s?
"Hello. Is this where I get the Permit A39?"
no they send you gold spangled glitter bombs
IIRC that’s how the Alpha Legion spends 80% of its time
They’d have to find your trail under all that paperwork generated falling upon them. Still, best to run fast. Especially if the Inquisition gets involved, thinking you’re part of of a splinter group of a Chaos cult several sectors over.
“Giving someone free money is not a prank!”
Sounds like one prank I’d never want to be on the receiving end on. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
That or it could be used to build a shell company from which you stage further pranks.
For a second there I was worried the Nightlord would not mention skinning somebody alive within a few sentences.
Gonna be honest I thought this was gonna go a completely different direction when the salamander called an orphanage
Maybe if it was an Eldar orphanage...
I was briefly overcome with an overwhelming sense of dread before the actual 'prank' was revealed.
“Excuse me, but do you have any Eldar in the building?”
“…No…?”
“You’re welcome!”
The best time was when Abaddon said "It's pranking time " and pranked all cadia.
Abaddon: "You ain't from Michigan if you've never done this before!" *Yeets blackstone fortress into cadia*
Seems that the blood ravens and alpha legion were busy screwing over and confusing people to screw over and confuse people over here.
I want to see the largest bunny rabbit destroy a genestealer cult
I like to think the whole 40k universe is like this. All the factions just kinda chill with each other until theyre forced to fight by the player, a la wreck it ralph or toy story
It's always nice to see a more "human" or light-hearted side to it all. After all, they're still human to some degree and many of them do display human emotions just like everyone else. Even Space Marines would realistically have some sense of humour.
Wait... it isn't?
Nicest Nightlord in the sector
Most wholesome night lord marine
Love the fact both loyalist and chaos marines will team up to prank call mortals LMAO
“Hello? Slaannishi Graven imagery Crafter? I would like to commission a corrupted sister of battle pictographic!”
“Oh?! Go on!”
“ I would like the first panel of her looking at some HAUGHTY images…”
“YEh!”
“.. And then the second panel is her praying to the Emperor and being cleansed of the corruption by HOLY FIRE!”
“HEY! Is this those emperors children again!? I’m gonna find you-!”
*[Raucous laughter]*
🎩
🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Don't worry. That noise marine ain't making any more noise now, if you catch my drift...
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What a shame.
Feel like it would make a little more sense if it was a harlequin doing the prank
No lie I'm always happy to see you bro
@@theburnedman5253
Hey thanks.
The chaos minotaure one got me pretty hard, not gona lie.
I cant believe a salamander would do such a prank, he'll will bring shame to Vulkan. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
Those custodes were absolutely correct to kill that grot. People somehow liking fruit on a pizza is the greatest trick Tzeentch has ever played on mankind.
i mean, I'm the first to hate pineapples on pizza but a tomato is technically a fruit
@@Piombo852 truly, you go king
*SALSA IS A FRUIT SALAD! ALL ARE PAWNS TO THE GREAT DECEIVER!*
@@Piombo852 tzeench must have won the great game
“What the f**k did you just f**king say you f**king heretic? No f**king pineapple on your pizza?! Do you lack faith?! *DO YOU LACK A SPINE, BROTHER?!”*
1:38
Mr. Beast "pranks"
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue making this sort content, it's so good
Sure he's a xenophobic (thhen again everyone in this franchise is... Even the Tyranids) pyromanic but yeah he's the best.
Allow me to bury a bunch of eldar children up to their necks just outside his barracks to test that.
Of course the Night Lords would want to join in on the prank.
Dude you outdid yourself, AGAIN.
Lmao, love this one.
Love these 4 as a renegade friend group.
Haha. Typical Night Lords. Their pranks always kill me.
I love the idea that the Golden Throne is just a public address to which one can randomly order a pizza anonymously.
Marine Malevolent invited Salamander to hung out with his other Edgy friends. 💕
Uhhh..why is the Minotaur wearing heretic armor? I mean I know they steal everyone’s lunch money and all but…
Becuse they are evil assholes....
He’s a chaos Minotaur
Iron Fist prank call: Tell the receiver that their refrigerator is running; and when they go to catch it FORTIFY his house
Thought that Minotaur was a World Eater at first.
Well their geneseed could be worldeater so your half right
Ah yes guilt happened to me to brother
"I don't get it brother, what's so funny about a greenskin getting blasted by a Custodes?"
"What do greenskins spread when they die?"
"Oh... OH....OH!!"
Prank call Adeptus Mechanicus.
[Beep Beep]
"Hello. Yes. I'm calling from Tech support."
[Beep?]
"Just conducting a survey. Can you please confirm your floating variable is dividable by zero."
[Beep BEEP BEEP!]
"HaHaHa, got you."
[Sad Beeps]
Had the Salamander called a Night Lord they'd collectively commit Konrad Curze out of sheer sick burn
SALAMANDERS GOODEST BOYS
I like reverse pranks. You surprise someone with kindness.
2:20
I once ordered a pineapple and anchovy pizza just to ensure that I would be the only one who would eat it.
Salamander: Hey, that's the prank call I sent to an Eldari Craftworld a few days ago. You Nightlords steal Primarchs AND jokes.
The Thousand Sons did the ultimate crank call of all time, space wolves didn't appreciate it
Wait, did they just do a cutaway gag with that rabbit
2:36 idk why i laughed so hard at this
I feel bad for the delivery Ork.
I love the grot
Salamanders out ruining the mayhem yet again
Poor kid. He’ll get it one of these days, I believe in him
I like the idea that Space Marines use really antiquated phones.
Funfact, they shot the grot because he brought anchovies on it
love salamanders joke
There is something wholesome to the 3 most brutal chapters letting the Salamander hang out with them.
Please don’t stop the chapter trials. Also where can I buy Marines Molv lemonade?
At the golden throne
Now with less pee!
Mr Beast Salamander
"Or you can legally stomp our delievry grot ta deaf" 🤣🤣
I’d like to believe that delivery grit actually made it within the 30 minutes
I can see Custodes killing pizza delivery people for such pizza-heresy.
I love the Salamanders will basically always task failed successfully these skits
Damn minotaur color scheme look real good on chaos armor
Okay hear me out... Warhammer 40k: Yo Mama edition, for example
Space Marine: Any last words, Ork?
Ork: No... 'sept for yer mama
Space Marine: What was that?!
Ork: I said, yer' mama so fat, them Nurgle gits said, "DAAAAMN!"
Space Marine: Well, your mother's so ugly, Slaneesh said "Let's just be friends"
Salamander: Aww, Yo Mama fight!
Ork: "Yer mama wuz so fat that she wuz the reason Cadia fell"
Space marine: "Your mama is stupid that an Ogryn said "That wuz da most stupidest thing I ever eard" after hearing her talk"
Imagine the pizza had actually good toppings, then the grot might have been spared
So, Salamanders are basically the SpongeBob of Space Marines....*takes notes*
I've very recently gotten into 40K universe cus it looked really interesting, and that Salamander's line going "ONE TIME that happened!" had me in tears, I def chose the right lore to get interested in lmfao
"anchovies and pineapple"
...yep. definitely an appropriate response to hearing those two toppings put together on a pizza XD
You thought you were getting 1 chapter of reinforcements but you got 5 chapters to defend your location! Ha, Pranked!
Atleast they didnt invite noisemarine at the space marine slumber party
1:16
DA MEME
Salamander:sees eldar child
I cant shoot a child.
(Throws knife to him)
HES GOT A KNIFE!!!
(Flamer)
I thought the inquisitors were gonna kill the orphanage owner for an illegal wire transfer, punch line
Jokes on the orphans. That spontaneous boost in money will attract the attention of the IRS. And we all know that the IRS is something you don't fuck around with no matter what universe!
"Emperor bless that guilty-looking Salamander!"
Men, i love those lines
I love this channel. I have to stop the video so i can stop laughing. Thanks!
I like this universe, it's like the Emperium is tolerable enough to have xenos as their allies. But will definitely kill the ones who goes against them on the spot. Somehow find it very cool, yeah, I like something more of these. :D
I wonder who made the treehouse for them to hang out?
The Salamander actually made the cruelest prank. He wasn't giving away his chapters surplus budget to be nice, he was doing it to flex on the Marine Malevolent. He was basically taunting them by showing off that they could afford to give away billions while the MM are so poor that have to scrounge for loose change in the couch cushion just to afford bolter ammo.
This genuinely made me smile
Tbh I don't know why I was expecting that wire transfer to be fraudulent.
Prank call Pizza delivery to golden throne lol
The topping?
HERESY !!
Plot twist, the Orphanage is now being investigated by the Adeptus Administratum for tax evasion...
Sneedsons>modern simpsons
Wait... A Chaos Minotaur?
Whats the difference?
I mean he does have the horns
The Custodes part ended me just like that goblin
They really sent lil homie to the throwneworld
I can't believe that I couldn't identify who these guys are when this video came out lol.
Nearly 2 years later and I can even sometimes name the primarchs 😎
This is great
Pizza delivery orcs is the best shit ever LMAO
Kek, why did they even let the Sally hang out with them to begin with? They all hate him.
Mally witnessed Sally roast an eldar child.
That last one was a pretty funny prank.
i nerly lost my sides that the fucking grot it not just to terra, but to the FUCKING STEPS OF THE CUSTODIAN GUARDS
IN LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES
I love your use of DoW voices
Mr Flopsy, Hero of the Imperium!
Those Slavs man, they come up with the wackiest of this pranks!
Make the salamander try the rabbit prank on an eldar child, but the gift box is a furnace
The background seems familiar...
bruh the 3rd joke was on point
Aww I love Salamanders 🤗
Ah, brother mr Beast of the salamanders
This actually had me laughing
I feel bad for that Gretchin