I remember a teacher in school said something that reminded me of this exact bit. We both had a laugh afterwards when I explained my motion of "But he loves you!"
This was the very first bit of George Carlin I was introduced to. At first I thought he was appalling for saying this, but little did I know at the time that this was the beginning of my journey towards the end of my religious mindset. RIP George Carlin
I felt like this all the time growing up in a Roman Catholic household. I went to catholic schools from 6th grade through 12th grade. Half of my teachers were nuns and you just didn’t question anything. Period. I did think these things the whole way through school. Watching this only confirmed it for me and I’ve never looked back. I did however have my kids baptised and 2 other sacraments but I’ve never made them go to church. My parents took them when they stayed overnight but I’ve never pushed it and I’ve left them alone to decide if it’s important to them. I only did those things so they knew a little about religion and where they came from. It’s not an interest of theirs. I don’t go to church anymore. I don’t even want a funeral I want to be cremated and my kids can have a party!
Together with the previous part about marketing and false advertising, this is the cream of the crop to me. Excellent storyline, excellent timing, excellent interaction. The man who invented reasonable thinking. Respect to you George! We need a world full of people thinking like you did.
Invented is a wee bit over the top. You do realize that in mocking society in whatever category he is also mocking you and I. Plus he's telling us he's in the club of the sun worshippers so therefore doesn't consider the rest of us as part of it.
Carlin was right about so many things about the world we live in. If a person needs religion to somehow escape going to hell then all they truly are is a bad person on a leash.
@dennisw64 ....facts! I'm embarrassed how I wasted years blvg "SKY daddy" was real.....created world but can't save children from abuse!...needs us to read an ARCHAIC book about him and chant his name...claims to be all-knowing but requires prayers to inform him of a need....SO GLAD I'M DELIVERED FROM THE FAIRYTALES OF INVISIBLE MAN!
My favorite George segment from my favorite George special of all time. Whenever I need to sum up my exact reasons for why I don't follow fundamentalist religion, I just point people to this clip.
I became an atheist because of this bit. "You Are All Diseased" is my favorite stand-up special from George Carlin. Thank you, George, and Joe Bless You. 😅
Religion will be the downfall of mankind. Being born and raised Canadian, tolerance and inclusion were the order of the day. I now see religion not only asking for money but asking for much, much more. I have a difficult time supporting a mindset that espouses my way or die. Seems worldwide at this point. Religion and hate seem to walk beside each other. After all, are terrorists not zealots in their chosen faiths? Whatever happened to live and let live? No harm caused, no harm done.
Had a friend in school that I got into comics. His psycho-christian Mother was furious with me, calling them a violation of the First Commandment. I told her 'the difference is I know Batman is a fictional charatcer, and I don't worship him like a God'.
I always felt that if George had been born during any other period, he would've been considered a prophet. I draw a lot of my ideologies from this man simply because of the black-and-white hypocrisies of our system that are spoon-fed to us from day one as gospel and never questioned. If he had lived to see where society is today... I honestly don't know if he'd be surprised.
@@merickful🤣meanwhile little boys getting Raped by Priests Believe in a Fake God that just Sits there & Let’s it happen…How’s That workin for ya dude🥱🤦♂️
You know? The way that George Carlin described God is the same way that he could describe Donald Trump based on the myth and reality - all powerful, just can’t handle money!!! 💰
Organized religion is a business. God is not a business. 100% of humans misinterpret the Bible. Still looking outward instead of in. Control yourself and no one......... can control you. Peace
You mean that imaginary place where people who don't follow the 10 things humans must do end up in to suffer in eternity? That imaginary financially illiterate man is great I'm sure
He would be even more anti-theistic than back then if even humanly possible as this country is going to back to more religion (but the right one, the one which talks about a son who conveniently died for some of us but then he fake his death and was beamed up to his supposed father)…
You know? The way that George Carlin described God is the same way that he could describe Donald Trump based on the myth and reality - all powerful, just can’t handle money!!! 💰
"But he loves you" gets me every time. 😂😂
Ditto!!!!!
And he needs 💰
I remember a teacher in school said something that reminded me of this exact bit. We both had a laugh afterwards when I explained my motion of "But he loves you!"
George wasn’t just a comedian, but a major league philosopher who happens to be funny😆
Did you see Mel Brooks’ “History of the World, Part 1?” Because the trade of Comedian was (respectfully) referred to as a “Stand-up Philosopher”…
@@mybrainlikesthingsgreat movie
Especially in his older years. No matter how many times I watch this bit, it makes me laugh out loud with tears.
I totally agree
This was the very first bit of George Carlin I was introduced to. At first I thought he was appalling for saying this, but little did I know at the time that this was the beginning of my journey towards the end of my religious mindset. RIP George Carlin
I felt like this all the time growing up in a Roman Catholic household. I went to catholic schools from 6th grade through 12th grade. Half of my teachers were nuns and you just didn’t question anything. Period. I did think these things the whole way through school. Watching this only confirmed it for me and I’ve never looked back. I did however have my kids baptised and 2 other sacraments but I’ve never made them go to church. My parents took them when they stayed overnight but I’ve never pushed it and I’ve left them alone to decide if it’s important to them. I only did those things so they knew a little about religion and where they came from. It’s not an interest of theirs. I don’t go to church anymore. I don’t even want a funeral I want to be cremated and my kids can have a party!
I really don't know the guy, is he dead? The YT is dated 29 Dec 2024.
Together with the previous part about marketing and false advertising, this is the cream of the crop to me. Excellent storyline, excellent timing, excellent interaction. The man who invented reasonable thinking. Respect to you George! We need a world full of people thinking like you did.
Invented is a wee bit over the top. You do realize that in mocking society in whatever category he is also mocking you and I. Plus he's telling us he's in the club of the sun worshippers so therefore doesn't consider the rest of us as part of it.
@SpiritGirlSF Exactly! George mocks humanity, including you and me. If that is uncomfortable for you, you're taking yourself too seriously 😉
Don't forget the part about babies' names. That trend of giving babies geographical names and even names of engine parts has to stop.
Will stand the test of time forever.
Carlin was right about so many things about the world we live in. If a person needs religion to somehow escape going to hell
then all they truly are is a bad person on a leash.
THE BEST argument against religion I ever heard... PERIOD.
For sure! Very eye-opening!
Amen. ( oops).
@@Michael-k3s8l 🤣
God is not a religion he's a reality
@dennisw64 ....facts! I'm embarrassed how I wasted years blvg "SKY daddy" was real.....created world but can't save children from abuse!...needs us to read an ARCHAIC book about him and chant his name...claims to be all-knowing but requires prayers to inform him of a need....SO GLAD I'M DELIVERED FROM THE FAIRYTALES OF INVISIBLE MAN!
My favorite George segment from my favorite George special of all time. Whenever I need to sum up my exact reasons for why I don't follow fundamentalist religion, I just point people to this clip.
He really was at a peak for this show. Spot on with all topics.
@@ettajfan5882 Totally. I re-watched it not that long ago, just to reconfirm.
*Joe* Bless George Carlin 😇🤣
Preach, sibling!
I became an atheist because of this bit.
"You Are All Diseased" is my favorite stand-up special from George Carlin.
Thank you, George, and Joe Bless You. 😅
Same here…this & 50 of my Questioning of Gods False Existence
@bobbyblenio4571 Joe Bless You. 😆
@@kenterminateddq5311 Kamala Bless You
George Carlin casually saying out loud all the stuff I tried not to say as a kid being taught Christianity in a rural Bible Belt town
You learned nothing. Faith requires intelligence.
I think about this bit almost every day!
Same
He loves you and he needs money!!!
that quote says it all
Thank you for this. I was needing something to reaffirm my cynicism with reality and this did the trick! Praise be unto thee both Joe and the Sun!🙏🏻
The Sun is always shining! 😄
@@OfficialGeorgeCarlin And doesn't judge. The Sun doesn't care about your "outfit".
This is in the top 5 comedy bits of all time, if not straight up number 1.
This man and his philosophy are the closest things I have to a religion. I call it Carlinism.
Amen George. 😂 You where only wrong about one thing addressed by religion-you have everlasting life. We’re grateful for your recordings that live on.
His daughter Kelly wrote an excellent book on the greatest comic philosopher. She is also a great podcast guest, her stories are top tier.
I think George Carlin is the reason why nowadays more people are less religious and have stopped going to church.
It's a good thing, and I'm glad.
...but he loves you...
This has always been my all-time favorite.
Awesome George Carlin I have to laugh again and again with him! He is the best!
I wish this was shown at Sunday services everywhere. It would be epic!
Yes!....it is needed and I wish I heard this years ago!
George was a profound and succint man, with a fervent sense of whimsy.
This was the best! I watched this when it aired. So glad I got see George at The Beacon in 2001.
Religion will be the downfall of mankind.
Being born and raised Canadian, tolerance and inclusion were the order of the day. I now see religion not only asking for money but asking for much, much more.
I have a difficult time supporting a mindset that espouses my way or die.
Seems worldwide at this point.
Religion and hate seem to walk beside each other.
After all, are terrorists not zealots in their chosen faiths?
Whatever happened to live and let live?
No harm caused, no harm done.
Religion has always been that way, in fact it was probably designed that way. Nothing has changed. Fear, to better control the flock.
Serving God is not a religion but to save our souls for the after life and that's not a religion but a reality
The Vatican is full of it.
In Pesci we trust, Amen
I got my mum a ‘dancing with Jesus’ figurine for a laugh for Xmas….. I swear it’s the double of George on a good night out 😂😂😂
My God, this individual is so missed. This is the definition of a Comedian... ✌🏾 to my Sun Worshippers
Carlin was THE BEST!
George is not just a standup comic; he is the best fileserver ever. You know what I mean.
No kidding. What files can I download from his server?
SIMPLY PHENOMENAL, LEGENDS, NEVER DIE!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Glad you liked it!
@@OfficialGeorgeCarlin I've only watched it a 1000 times... 🖤💯🖤💯🖤
miss you George...
My all time favorite stand up bit
I think we laugh because we are denying the reality of buying into so many things which make no sense.
I love Carlin and had the honor of seeing him in person.
I salute you
We miss you sir !!!
This is utter genius!
Amazing
Totally relate to Georges humor.
'You Are All Diseased' might be his best HBO special.
My third favorite personally, after Back in Town and Life Is Worth Losing.
Throughout human history, religion has done much more damage for humanity than good.
We only have each other.
We love you George!
There's no question where Carlin is spending eternity.
Had a friend in school that I got into comics. His psycho-christian Mother was furious with me, calling them a violation of the First Commandment.
I told her 'the difference is I know Batman is a fictional charatcer, and I don't worship him like a God'.
George and Monty Python raised me to be critical but when doing so, be funny
It's unreal how many people still buy into religion. Sad actually
What’s even worse is most of these people voted for a felon, rapist, fraud and con man for President.
George Carlin, an atheist, is a Man of God. That’s how awesome God is.
I always felt that if George had been born during any other period, he would've been considered a prophet. I draw a lot of my ideologies from this man simply because of the black-and-white hypocrisies of our system that are spoon-fed to us from day one as gospel and never questioned. If he had lived to see where society is today... I honestly don't know if he'd be surprised.
Perhaps, though in many times he would have been lucky to survive the religious zealots.
I get my moral comfort from being a law-abiding citizen.
I am also broke and unemployed.
God. Our 1st toxic relationship.
Thank Joe Pesci that George Carlin existed
I guess it took 9 years...
Joe bless you.
I love uncle Russel
I Don’t Need to Prove God Doesn’t Exist….George just Did it For Me🤑
This is what all of the comments trying to convince others of their beliefs look like.
@@merickful🤣meanwhile little boys getting Raped by Priests Believe in a Fake God that just Sits there & Let’s it happen…How’s That workin for ya dude🥱🤦♂️
Carlin was a quizling.
🎊🌌🎆DAM 🦫 NI MISS GEORGE CARLIN 🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🏞️🏔️🌄🇺🇸🦅🔵💞
So right lol
👏😂👏🤣👏
❤❤❤❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m sure a lot of born again Christians that have seen this clip just simply declare he’s unsaved and had no concept of knowing the Lord.
Christians always have some line of bullshit to justify their superstitious religious crap.
"May he strike this audience dead" thou shalt not tempt the Lord
I notice the "you" & not "we"
He's in the club...
Whoop Whoop
Religions did for kings. What the CIA/NSA does for CEO's...ahem, I meant presidents... today. 😅
One hour ago, huh?
You know? The way that George Carlin described God is the same way that he could describe Donald Trump based on the myth and reality - all powerful, just can’t handle money!!! 💰
😂❤
You have a tailbone.
ok
💯♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💫
Goddess ruled the earth in the beginning peace 🕊️❤ miss you brother
Joe Pesci
Organized religion is a business. God is not a business. 100% of humans misinterpret the Bible. Still looking outward instead of in. Control yourself and no one......... can control you. Peace
I have a friend he's listening to these preachers on television you know where this mindless dreck is going same with that avangelist you see .
3:03 Hillary R. Clinton, Madeleine Albright, Victoria Nuland.. There are exceptions to this rule.
how about prophecy right you are in hell
You mean that imaginary place where people who don't follow the 10 things humans must do end up in to suffer in eternity? That imaginary financially illiterate man is great I'm sure
God is Not invisible or a man.....
Then prove it.
But they call him a man in the Bible and he cannot be seen with the naked eye…🤔
I bet his opinion is a whole lot different now.
He has no opinion now, he is gone. He was AMAZING and FACTUAL and he will be legendary in the coming years.
He would be even more anti-theistic than back then if even humanly possible as this country is going to back to more religion (but the right one, the one which talks about a son who conveniently died for some of us but then he fake his death and was beamed up to his supposed father)…
The part God says "ok ok get the f out of here" is legendary 😂
You know? The way that George Carlin described God is the same way that he could describe Donald Trump based on the myth and reality - all powerful, just can’t handle money!!! 💰