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  • @MrJimheeren
    @MrJimheeren Місяць тому +183

    Holy shit. A Carlin segment I’ve never seen before.
    Today is a good day

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому +35

      A good day for all! We're happy to bring you something new.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Місяць тому +13

      @ thanks guys. Great to see new segments being uploaded to the channel

    • @RobbyRaccoon
      @RobbyRaccoon Місяць тому +9

      Carlin on Campus is a great special; solid from start to finish.

    • @bigmidget117
      @bigmidget117 Місяць тому

      Thank his daughter! She is a huge reason we are able to see bits we haven’t before. Please buy his books, a lot of these bits are in his later books he made in the late 90’s and early 2000’s.

    • @scifistorybook
      @scifistorybook 9 днів тому

      It's not one of his best.

  • @kensmith7040
    @kensmith7040 Місяць тому +75

    Carlin On Campus was my introduction to his comedy and I've been quoting him since. Daily. Never forgotten.

    • @tylersmith9049
      @tylersmith9049 Місяць тому +4

      My favorite bit by him was his prison overcrowding solution

    • @juanalba4698
      @juanalba4698 Місяць тому +4

      Especially in today's world, which he was talking about. A Prophet!

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Місяць тому

      I’ve been quoting Carlin since before I even heard his comedy.
      “What?” -George Carlin

  • @RobbyRaccoon
    @RobbyRaccoon Місяць тому +121

    I don't hear many people talking about Carlin on Campus but I think it's one of his best.

    • @julieneild4505
      @julieneild4505 Місяць тому +11

      That was the first HBO Special I watched! Classic ❤

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 Місяць тому

      This might be peak Carlin to me.
      Especially when you consider the Cocaine must've been.. well.. firing on all cylinders.😏

    • @matthewdubay1180
      @matthewdubay1180 Місяць тому +1

      This was the third HBO special that I watched!

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 Місяць тому +2

      It’s damn good! But I think You Are All Diesed is his best. Jammin’ in New York is a close second.

    • @jonibravo99
      @jonibravo99 Місяць тому

      ​@@matthewdubay1180I prefer You are All Diseased. Never heard of You are All Deciesed. I'll look it up. Thanks!

  • @shorerocks
    @shorerocks Місяць тому +31

    Nailed it. As usual. Carlin is talking about people. This will never get old.

  • @BarbaraCash-q6u
    @BarbaraCash-q6u Місяць тому +22

    Definitely, miss George! Thanks for all the gut-busters😊

  • @Zenny_6969
    @Zenny_6969 Місяць тому +73

    ...I sure miss George....I can just imagine what he would have to say about things today....

    • @guylamullins3602
      @guylamullins3602 Місяць тому +6

      I can. I do and it gets me in trouble in crowds that don't speak Carlin. For the fun of it I throw in a bit of Williams.

    • @NoFrictionZone
      @NoFrictionZone Місяць тому +5

      Probably the same things he predicted. ✌️

    • @bobbyknight3589
      @bobbyknight3589 Місяць тому +3

      Omg 😳😳😳 what would he think

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman Місяць тому

      We miss you George 😢

    • @swiftycortex
      @swiftycortex Місяць тому +2

      Idk, you can only have so much introspection. He seemed happy earlier in his career and despised humanity in the end. If his body hadn't killed him his mind would have

  • @fab4ever
    @fab4ever Місяць тому +34

    George, miss you! Thx for all the laughs 😁☮️

  • @JadeValour
    @JadeValour Місяць тому +22

    Thanks for posting this. Rest in Laughs, George. GOAT, you are missed! ♥

  • @brentperez4700
    @brentperez4700 Місяць тому +17

    He did all this with just a chair. Just a master of his craft.

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому +8

      He really was a master of using his body, face and even a chair! Thanks for tuning in ✌️

  • @rickyball5165
    @rickyball5165 Місяць тому +24

    This King will live forever.

  • @papa_xan
    @papa_xan Місяць тому +17

    I saw this on VHS as a teenager in the 80's, and it really shaped my sense of humor. A true talent without peer.

    • @pamelasmith6221
      @pamelasmith6221 18 днів тому +1

      I was a teen in the 80’s. My mom bought the cassette tape called A Place for my Stuff. We’d play it with our neighborhood friends and it was hysterical. No video, just sound. He was and still is incredible.

  • @revwillyg6450
    @revwillyg6450 Місяць тому +22

    His pretend radio station changing sounds sure brings back memories 😂

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому +8

      Doesn't it? Weird to think that a lot of people won't get that moment.

    • @bobbyknight3589
      @bobbyknight3589 Місяць тому

      I surenly do 😂😂 but that just because I drive ole pieces of 💩😂

  • @StephaneBergeron-ue7qd
    @StephaneBergeron-ue7qd Місяць тому +21

    The little purple never goes away, classic George Carlin, I miss you so much😢😂😂😂👍😎💙🇺🇦🇨🇦

  • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
    @InnocentPotato-pd7wi Місяць тому +13

    Retired teacher here! George Carlin held a teaching certificate for NYC! He would have been an amazing teacher! IMHO🤔🤔🤔😉😉😉👩‍🏫👩‍🎓👩‍🎓🤗🤗

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому +6

      Thank you! And thank you for your years doing one of the most important jobs ✌️

    • @ChurchNietzsche
      @ChurchNietzsche Місяць тому +2

      He -WAS- an amazing teacher. ... George Carlin was an Intellectual Juggernaut.
      He's my favorite philisopher.

    • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
      @InnocentPotato-pd7wi Місяць тому +1

      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin Thanks for your kind reply! 37 years / Special Education!

    • @Digitalgems9000
      @Digitalgems9000 28 днів тому

      @@ChurchNietzsche philosopher*

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd Місяць тому +10

    When I was about 9 or 10, I discovered a cassette of "Occupation: Foole" sitting inside the old console stereo that sat lifeless in our living room. You know the ones, the major piece of furniture with the 20 lb mahogany lid and (probably) rotating leslie speaker? Anyhoo, I had just received the newest gadget of the day - a Sony Walkman(!) and was curious what was on this tape with the goofy cover. Man! My life changed that day. I am convinced to this very day that my dad left it there intentionally for me to find, though at the time I was deathly afraid of getting caught with it. I grew up in a small Mormon town in Utah, and I think he knew that some slightly subversive humor was just what I needed. In a very real way, George Carlin taught me to think, and he is forever a part of who I am. And as I just returned from driving my son to the store (dealing with the idiots and maniacs, respectively), this clip was inexplicably in my UA-cam feed. As I sat watching, I came to a startling realization: did George teach me how to DRIVE, too?!

  • @johnking1896
    @johnking1896 Місяць тому +5

    Immortality is being remembered by people that would never have known you ever lived and having them teach the youth about you is living forever, George you did it before anyone else that you ever knew, !!! LOL.

  • @alicesargent-wb1bu
    @alicesargent-wb1bu 6 днів тому

    In past years, I loved George Carlin. Now as he pops up on my iPhone, I left myself silly! Everyone of his comedy routines resonates in her 2024 world! I wish we could bring him back!

  • @cynthiaschultheis1660
    @cynthiaschultheis1660 Місяць тому +34

    🙏RIP GEORGE❤🙏

  • @Forever_Endeavor
    @Forever_Endeavor Місяць тому +36

    The older material was so much lighter in spirit and sentiment

    • @matthewdubay1180
      @matthewdubay1180 Місяць тому

      I agree. Familiarity breeds contempt.

    • @TranscientFelix
      @TranscientFelix Місяць тому +12

      It's what happens when you have decades of continuous downhill societal behavior, makes you bitter

    • @thomastheseer6117
      @thomastheseer6117 Місяць тому +12

      It's because his level of success put him regularly in the room with the world's decision makers and over the decades he became disillusioned by humanity's ugliness

    • @bigmidget117
      @bigmidget117 Місяць тому

      The older material still was critical, and against the grain. He is saying things that are still irreverent, but we are also missing bits from this special too! He was always criticizing the white, rich, middle and upper class and the pussified baby boomers. Read his books, and dig deeper. He was not that light when you really think about it.

  • @mashedorbaked7694
    @mashedorbaked7694 Місяць тому +22

    He's the reason I'm a sarcastic A-hole "Thanks George"

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому +7

      Thanks a lot, George 🤣

    • @mashedorbaked7694
      @mashedorbaked7694 Місяць тому +4

      @@OfficialGeorgeCarlin Thanks for teaching me to question life and my sense of humor 🤪

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine Місяць тому +9

    I miss this guy.

  • @eriksgc
    @eriksgc Місяць тому +6

    Thought I seen it all. Then I see this!!! Great

  • @ukrmod
    @ukrmod Місяць тому +4

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate this gorgeous set? The early 3D aesthetic looks fantastic and so surreal. Designed by a genius no less.

  • @aarongreenfield9038
    @aarongreenfield9038 9 днів тому +1

    That stage set is right out of that laser disk game time traveler.

  • @BrianRetro
    @BrianRetro Місяць тому +3

    I will never get tired of hearing, "AND THE GODDAMN RADIO IS THIS LOUD!!!!" Cracks me up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!!!!

  • @ac13apollolee77
    @ac13apollolee77 Місяць тому +5

    The one and only and still best !

  • @kevingilchrist3188
    @kevingilchrist3188 16 днів тому +2

    ❤❤❤❤❤ from Edgewood BC Canada 🇨🇦 😍 ❤❤❤R.I.P ❤❤

  • @OlliGarch
    @OlliGarch Місяць тому +5

    He was a genius. May he rest in peace.

  • @MaMary-i2g
    @MaMary-i2g Місяць тому +3

    I sure do miss you George. No one like you, but we sure do need one to make fun of the absurd reality we live in today.❤✌️ George!!

  • @lovemojiheartkiss
    @lovemojiheartkiss Місяць тому +6

    I love that you're finally active on this channel again and posting more of his old clips! Please post the Uncle Dave bit next or any thing from Doin It Again, Back In Town, or Life Is Worth Losing next! (my 3 favorite Carlin specials lol)

  • @MannyEmm
    @MannyEmm 22 дні тому +1

    George Carlin is the very best at stand up. He simply is, not was, but is hilarious!! Yes, there are so many excellent ones, Newhart, Rickles, Seinfeld, Pryor, Iglesias, Johnson-Reyes, Williams, so many others, but Mr Carlin tops my list!

  • @lordscrewtape2897
    @lordscrewtape2897 Місяць тому +1

    This is, I think, my favorite bit of his... pretty much non stop laughter...

  • @SWATEngi
    @SWATEngi Місяць тому +1

    Gotta love his work ^^

  • @luisfonteboa3118
    @luisfonteboa3118 17 днів тому

    I've had some really cool teachers in junior and senior high school. I would love George to be one of my teachers.

  • @1993seanmcg
    @1993seanmcg Місяць тому +6

    Carlin on Campus is a true classic special. It’s got a great intro where George is the class clown then the special starts. This whole section is great, along with his water table, he calls his office. “If this is my job, it’s gotta be my office.” 😂 there’s a great bit about how we call people assholes behind their backs. And of course, the finale… Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! *FUCK!*

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому +6

      You know your Carlin on Campus! Thanks for tuning in. Stay tuned for more ✌️

  • @kenhurley4441
    @kenhurley4441 Місяць тому +1

    Evidently good ole George followed me one day and made a joke about it. Dang! Funny stuff!

  • @Swlabr61
    @Swlabr61 Місяць тому +2

    I remember I bought the cassette tape of "Carlin On Campus." Funny how there's so much of this video I remember and know what he's going to say. 😆😆 Like "AND THE GODDAMN RADIO IS THIS LOUD." 😆😆😆😆

  • @pudlmaker
    @pudlmaker 15 днів тому

    Ohhh, the memory!
    In my late teens early 20s we all had sports cars. Supra, 300ZX, RX7, and the station wagon. My Supra was a manual and buddies 300ZX was automatic... Think you see where this is going. 😆We were out at a place that had consoles you could play like Sega, Playstation and Nintendo ( just setting up how old this is ) We had a few drinks and buddy didn't feel comfortable driving, I was like, hold my beer, I got this. As we left the parking lot I dumped the clutch, shifted and floored it driving my face straight into the steering wheel!

  • @barbaraarnzen5181
    @barbaraarnzen5181 Місяць тому +3

    He's the best - in so many ways!! 😅❤👍✊

  • @giniaRed
    @giniaRed Місяць тому +8

    We sure need a George Carlin in today's politics

    • @Rimansa
      @Rimansa 28 днів тому +1

      We do, check put Josh Johnson. He's brilliant

  • @elgringoec
    @elgringoec 20 днів тому

    One of the best humorists ever. I was around to buy his first album. It wasn't till much later when he started opining about politics that he was questionable.

  • @martinsto8190
    @martinsto8190 Місяць тому +12

    11:55 i think we could all pretend that look he gives would be his reaction to the self driving cars currenty driving around.

  • @hutchkoronian9782
    @hutchkoronian9782 Місяць тому +1

    He is phenomenon he is unplaceable

  • @djhrecordhound4391
    @djhrecordhound4391 Місяць тому +3

    One of only 2 of George's albums I'm missing on vinyl

  • @bobbyknight3589
    @bobbyknight3589 Місяць тому +2

    😂😂😂 omg this is so accurate

  • @charliemirus4124
    @charliemirus4124 17 днів тому

    8:23 I’ve told this brother / red light joke for years (not sure who I heard it from); I never realized it was a Carlin joke! Classic!

  • @kevingilchrist3188
    @kevingilchrist3188 23 дні тому +1

    ❤❤❤❤ from Edgewood BC Canada 🇨🇦 😍 ❤❤❤

  • @bjrqiup
    @bjrqiup Місяць тому +6

    His delivery is like Robin Williams in the early days . Witty quick . His word play is genius like Mitch Headberg. He’s cynical like Bill Burr. It’s like he’s all these great comedians into one. He’s the goat

    • @martinjohnson1534
      @martinjohnson1534 Місяць тому

      With a hint of Lee Evans body language.

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 20 днів тому +1

      It’s almost as if, and hear me out here, those people were emulating HIM! 😂😂

  • @Slatinum_bookies
    @Slatinum_bookies Місяць тому +1

    First wrong thing I've ever heard him say was this door handle joke at the beginning; "that's why they're gonna get rid of them"

  • @sf-dn8rh
    @sf-dn8rh 25 днів тому

    The parking space part sooo true

  • @Dethneko
    @Dethneko 16 днів тому

    That outfit, the way he's moving around, I keep thinking it's Waluigi.

  • @luisfonteboa3118
    @luisfonteboa3118 17 днів тому

    HIPPIE MENTALITY.
    TOTALLY COOL

  • @marlenalinne
    @marlenalinne 11 днів тому

    Serious ball injury!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @babadook4173
    @babadook4173 Місяць тому +1

    Hello there, thank you for amazing video, Im always excited when a new video shows up. Can you upload the complete show "On Campus 1984". or reference to a source?

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому

      We'll be doing more pieces from all his specials, but you can stream the full specials on Tubi for free. On Campus is here: tubitv.com/movies/503291/george-carlin-on-campus

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 Місяць тому

    "It sure isn't a robot car!"
    *nervously raises hand* "um... actually...."

    • @sf-dn8rh
      @sf-dn8rh 25 днів тому

      He predicted Tesla self drive

  • @GK2o
    @GK2o Місяць тому +5

    even George Carlin would've been a great driver's ed instructor!

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  Місяць тому +1

      Yes, but who would you rather have Bob Newhart or George Carlin?

    • @GK2o
      @GK2o Місяць тому

      @ Carlin. he's the man who narrated my childhood children show, Thomas and Friends!

  • @leveller123xyz
    @leveller123xyz Місяць тому +3

    The Master

  • @mut8inG
    @mut8inG 22 дні тому

    Thank you, UA-cam😍

  • @Remcore020
    @Remcore020 Місяць тому +2

    There have been few people that have had a bigger influence on the way i view the world.

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
    @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 Місяць тому

    This stage is probably what Rufus’ room looked life.

  • @Wolf.51.50
    @Wolf.51.50 Місяць тому +1

    Genius.

  • @beanburrito8903
    @beanburrito8903 Місяць тому +1

    Lol before he lost hope in humans 😂

  • @guylamullins3602
    @guylamullins3602 Місяць тому

    Driving through Nebraska on I80. Drive awhile. Hallucinate awhile. Drive a litttle while longer.

  • @TV-yb2bn
    @TV-yb2bn Місяць тому +2

    Now a days it really could be a robot car

  • @DirransRL
    @DirransRL Місяць тому

    This is the first time I've seen a segment older than Jamming in NY.

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 Місяць тому

    "Have you noticed that everyone driving slower than you is an idiot?"
    And everyone driving faster than me is an asshole, yeah. 😂
    I try to fight those impulses. With varying degrees of success. XD

  • @elidossantos1034
    @elidossantos1034 Місяць тому +2

    It’s super ironic that this was posted today. I was in a car accident earlier today.

    • @matthewdubay1180
      @matthewdubay1180 Місяць тому

      I hope that you are ok. I am not sure, that the word irony, can be quantified.

    • @matthewdubay1180
      @matthewdubay1180 Місяць тому +1

      @@elidossantos1034 my friend just got unbelievably pregnant.

    • @elidossantos1034
      @elidossantos1034 Місяць тому

      @@matthewdubay1180 congratulations to her! wait what’s unbelievable about a pregnancy?

    • @matthewdubay1180
      @matthewdubay1180 Місяць тому

      @@elidossantos1034 Correct

  • @johnking1896
    @johnking1896 Місяць тому

    I remember two guys in high school who were close to him, now ' close ' is all in the mind of who is both like me a fellow student of an " Idiot " or " Maniac ", or like many here and there, had to DEAL with those two and I can picture them in many places, ( I can also picture those that lived there and asked often, " Who the hell is/are in the car ahead of us " ? !!!. LOL
    If any of you had to really deal with one or both, ' I understand how you feel I really do ' Think about the family they grew up with LOL.

  • @cutl00senc
    @cutl00senc 29 днів тому +1

    Idiots in the left lane, maniacs in the right …. here I am, stuck in the middle with you!

  • @davidnetterwald1846
    @davidnetterwald1846 Місяць тому +1

    14:14 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BeverlyLopez-k4s
    @BeverlyLopez-k4s Місяць тому

    LOL.We're so backwards.😅

  • @keithwee
    @keithwee Місяць тому

  • @Jonathan-t8d6z
    @Jonathan-t8d6z Місяць тому

    I had an idiot behind my car with his high beams on. I fixed that with my outside rear view mirror.

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 Місяць тому

    Jesus fish on the back of a car is how I know I’m behind a bad driver.

  • @DanWint
    @DanWint Місяць тому +1

    George was funnier, back then, he dropped off the deep end latter on, still liked him.

  • @billdux3271
    @billdux3271 Місяць тому +1

    😊

  • @Low760
    @Low760 Місяць тому

    Did Robin Williams study under him? I've never heard george before, but I've heard Robin and it's very similar.

  • @Amfrabrikerbabbin
    @Amfrabrikerbabbin Місяць тому

    The best comedian. Compared to Sinbad, who is the worst, is so ridiculous, that's the only laugh Sinbad deserves. A ridiculous comparison.

  • @richcampus
    @richcampus Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂
    😂😂
    😂

  • @Blankblackbox
    @Blankblackbox Місяць тому +3

    Sit down comedy

  • @coryryder9070
    @coryryder9070 Місяць тому

    lol i live at boarder there is 1 truck semi lane then car lane for crossing then turning then finally i can get out when there is huge lines i got ppl thinking im cutting the line trying to get to my driveway

  • @coryryder9070
    @coryryder9070 Місяць тому

    i first got my drivers and messed with huge line of ppl going like 2 km

  • @ccastro30
    @ccastro30 Місяць тому

    Elvis is alive

  • @erfroot3829
    @erfroot3829 Місяць тому +2

    This is Awesome 👍🏿😎

  • @carolritscher6533
    @carolritscher6533 Місяць тому

    😂

  • @mtbalpinecounty
    @mtbalpinecounty 17 днів тому

    💪😆

  • @jamesmusisca7547
    @jamesmusisca7547 Місяць тому +1

    comic master

  • @BugzKiller
    @BugzKiller Місяць тому +5

    Boy George Carlin we have a field day with Trump and all his minions😅

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Місяць тому +2

      Carlin would've been like "You like the felon so much, keep him. But you gotta stop pointing fingers now. Not aliens, not minorities, not women. It's aaaall on you now."

    • @AVMSolis
      @AVMSolis Місяць тому

      ​@@falconeshield spot on.😂

  • @IanWilson-es4wi
    @IanWilson-es4wi Місяць тому

    I like all his other stuff, he's clever and funny, but I think he's under the influence of something here.

  • @JorgeGeog
    @JorgeGeog Місяць тому

    I wonder why George decided to cut his hair in the 80's and not let it grow like in the 70's or the 90's

    • @matthewdubay1180
      @matthewdubay1180 Місяць тому

      I don't wonder about any human's choice in hair styles. Is it important?

  • @rickmeloche2997
    @rickmeloche2997 Місяць тому

    Blue hair Alert !

  • @arleneconverse1238
    @arleneconverse1238 Місяць тому

    Why do car doors still open sideways? Why haven't they developed a vertical opening yet?

    • @Dukenukem
      @Dukenukem Місяць тому

      it is cheapest reliable solution for regular 4 door car. You can have scissor door mods and some exotic cars have those from factory or gullwing doors, those require the roof to be specific shape and strength, so the car is pretty much designed around having gullwing doors. Both suffer from mechanical fails of shock absorbers and other additional mechanic parts and stress the hinges more (requiring tougher pricier hinges). So buy a lambo, you will have vertical opening doors right from the factory.

  • @IngusMalingus
    @IngusMalingus Місяць тому

    Kinda boring. Just a goofy monologue about driving

    • @TrashQueenAndKing
      @TrashQueenAndKing Місяць тому +3

      Carlin could talk about paint drying and find a way to make it entertaining

    • @IngusMalingus
      @IngusMalingus Місяць тому

      @TrashQueenAndKing hit or miss

  • @briansmart8644
    @briansmart8644 Місяць тому

    I was there for this best night ever.