SUPER TOXIC SALTY NOOB CRIES SALTY TEARS! FUNNY POKEMON SHOWDOWN SALT!

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  • @temp6t
    @temp6t  3 роки тому +4359

    you've heard it here first
    jirachi = jail time

    • @whatonearth1688
      @whatonearth1688 3 роки тому +150

      jailrachi

    • @milesmxgt
      @milesmxgt 3 роки тому +41

      Jailrachi 😂

    • @KazPls
      @KazPls 3 роки тому +53

      I mean , just to let you now he is right , Kim Jong-Un ban it from every format , if you use Jirachi in a tournament, is punish with death.

    • @JohrnyReport
      @JohrnyReport 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, he has a point.

    • @weirdo472001
      @weirdo472001 3 роки тому +7

      @temp6t I am challenging you to a balanced hackmons battle now so why not unless you are in a battle? CatPokemonLego just so you know

  • @pokestevers71
    @pokestevers71 3 роки тому +3068

    Him: "Using Jirachi is a form of Cyberbully."
    Also him: *Commits actual cyberbullying.*

    • @CodesTheOtaku
      @CodesTheOtaku 2 роки тому +168

      Him: *wishes COVID upon temp6t and his family after losing against him*

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 роки тому +32

      @@CodesTheOtaku
      That's pretty harsh.
      Do remember that the person is basically cursing Temp as their super-climactic breakdown.

    • @Martinator0325
      @Martinator0325 2 роки тому +29

      @@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx I mean... that's literally what he did lol

    • @ghost_perk1530
      @ghost_perk1530 2 роки тому +45

      @@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Dude had no regrets typing what he did. So why should we care about him?

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 роки тому +9

      @@ghost_perk1530
      That's justifiable. He's no saint.

  • @sewd1289
    @sewd1289 3 роки тому +715

    I was sitting here thinking "this guy doesn't actually seem salty, he hasn't insulted your team or anything and just seems a little annoyed from a loss streak" but boy that finale really made me eat my own words there, screw this guy for making me a little sympathetic, especially after that "gg"

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 2 роки тому +41

      Especially since he seemed to kind of know how the game actually works compared to Charizard, Zacian, Arceus, 2nd Arceus, 3rd Arceus, and Ho-oh teams.
      I'm actually more surprised that he reacted that way than I am when it's with those legendary = better idiots.

    • @Luckrye
      @Luckrye 2 роки тому

      @@gamingelementalist6725 Legendary DOES = Better are you actually stupid 💀💀💀

    • @kirstenkime8535
      @kirstenkime8535 Рік тому +1

      He got bullied for a bunch of battles then fought 2 more in the first one not even being able to hit his jarachi and the second when he finally got it then he just used glaceon

  • @thelostone7404
    @thelostone7404 3 роки тому +4492

    "people who use jirachi should be put in jail for making other people suffer"
    >Proceeds to stall with a poison heal gliscor for an awkwardly long amount of time past the point of no return

    • @maxfromflorida9518
      @maxfromflorida9518 3 роки тому +375

      That gliscor didn’t even have earthquake, toxic, or rock slide, that thing could have at least been able to do something other than stall

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 3 роки тому +38

      What was his Gliscor trying to do?

    • @impatientwait
      @impatientwait 3 роки тому +303

      @@kappadarwin9476 Hone Claws/Substitute into Baton Pass. That's its only purpose.

    • @bananabread1012
      @bananabread1012 3 роки тому +32

      If it had like guillotine it would have been better

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 3 роки тому +128

      Right, like he had no chance of winning and was still determined to stall out just to waste time

  • @MrJobocan
    @MrJobocan 3 роки тому +68

    "Evil actions get 10 times the payback"
    Oh no, you'll have to fight a team of 10 Jirachis.

  • @Greenbilly7357
    @Greenbilly7357 3 роки тому +4101

    Prisoner: what you in here for?
    Temp6t: using jirachi in pokemon showdown.

    • @AmateurEditz7
      @AmateurEditz7 3 роки тому +19

      He uses jirachi in every team xD

    • @AdrianoASGomes
      @AdrianoASGomes 3 роки тому +196

      Prisoner: * Runs to the other corner of the cell in panic *

    • @BlueCollaredK9
      @BlueCollaredK9 3 роки тому +24

      Ngl this comment reminds me of that meme where this guy is going to prison and the judge say you are here for [some bad ass reason] the defendant says yes and the judge is like that's bad ass

    • @Israfel36
      @Israfel36 3 роки тому +32

      "Hey! I wanna another cell! I just killed someone, this guy's fuckin' crazy!"

    • @rakhisworld8046
      @rakhisworld8046 3 роки тому +2

      Prisoner: That isn't even a crime

  • @lucariorules1077
    @lucariorules1077 3 роки тому +607

    Me during 75% of the video: “The video title seems kinda cruel, this challenger just seems naïve”
    Me during the last 25%: “…jail?”

    • @beef5010
      @beef5010 2 роки тому +47

      The last 15 seconds: “…Covid???”

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 11 місяців тому +3

      @@beef5010… to shreds you say!?

    • @DanteHizurotheLucario
      @DanteHizurotheLucario 9 місяців тому +1

      Villain arc joke here

  • @SproingBoing
    @SproingBoing 3 роки тому +3741

    The absolute irony that he's calling you out for Serene Grace Jirachi, yet he's running Poison Heal Gliscor with no offensive moves and elongating the match out of pure spite.

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 3 роки тому +249

      Right, like he had no chance of winning and was still determined to stall out just to waste time

    • @gavinfry9635
      @gavinfry9635 3 роки тому +62

      @@BLOODKINGbro hoping he'd run out of pp? idk if thats a factor in this version tho, never played it

    • @atomicmagicschoolbus6820
      @atomicmagicschoolbus6820 3 роки тому +119

      Once out of PP it should just go to struggle which is only like a 40 power attack. Was really the only thing he had goin for him tho, if he was tryna baton pass, why not use pokemon with high hit low accuracy attacks and make the best out of the hone claws he was using.

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 3 роки тому +55

      @@gavinfry9635 those moves don't have nearly enough pp to struggle stall basically a full team, so no

    • @chaocobojun2098
      @chaocobojun2098 3 роки тому +35

      Wait did Glissy really have no damaging moves? What's the point of it then? How do you KO the opponent if you cant hit them? Maybe if it also knew toxic or something while stalling I would get it, but what is the point of having HP if you cant KO even with a full health monster?

  • @paladin4God
    @paladin4God 3 роки тому +110

    Like he kind of went full anime villain. Starts off with a relatable goal, then slowly spirals out until we reach the weird covid thing. Haha. Just step by step a descent into darkness

    • @MasterHand0001
      @MasterHand0001 2 роки тому +11

      "You plan on using Jirachi more? Even when you know the consequences?"
      Oh no, defeating you again and potentially more content, how horrible.

  • @RustedStar
    @RustedStar 3 роки тому +2798

    "Finally a team I can win against"
    It was at that moment that he lost

    • @xthax9718
      @xthax9718 3 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @kenshih182
      @kenshih182 3 роки тому +3

      agreed

    • @applesaucemidget
      @applesaucemidget 3 роки тому +12

      That and maybe a little help from those buffs Jirachi clutched out of ancient power.

    • @jackmitchell633
      @jackmitchell633 3 роки тому +16

      I mean electric move into fairy when he has stab super effective sludge bomb, dude deserves to lose

    • @Unknownrandomdude
      @Unknownrandomdude 3 роки тому

      John Cena to cassidyblue2006: Are you sure about that

  • @kingdedetree2230
    @kingdedetree2230 3 роки тому +63

    In the second battle, I love how CROWNED started playing once Speal was sent out. Hearing that again brought back memories of countless hours of playing Return to Dreamland

  • @rafaelitodc2158
    @rafaelitodc2158 3 роки тому +2772

    "pokemon is supposed to be a fun game for all"
    Also him: "use jirachi again and i will find you"

    • @averagestupidguy327
      @averagestupidguy327 3 роки тому +71

      Also him: you should go to jail for that

    • @marks3684
      @marks3684 3 роки тому +8

      Inb4 insta ban

    • @kish45
      @kish45 3 роки тому +21

      If he said that to me I would have said go right ahead and find me cause cowards like that don’t go through with they’re I will find you threats.

    • @playedit0ut290
      @playedit0ut290 3 роки тому +23

      Entitled people are often hypocrites.

    • @averylaible6312
      @averylaible6312 3 роки тому +18

      @@kish45 Any threats online are empty threats. They carry nothing behind them.

  • @Bluuders
    @Bluuders 3 роки тому +233

    "Competetive pokemon tries to erase rng"
    Ah, yes. Trying to erase the entire core of the combat system. Everything is determined by rng in pokemon, from your moves' damage rolls and hit (if under 100%) to crits, speed ties, status application and even your pokemon's stats (which showdown does negate though)
    People really seem to forget that the entire game is based on rng. Literally.

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 2 роки тому +33

      If there was ever an RPG with no RNG it would literally be the most boring one possible. From DnD and Final Fantasy to every MMO in existence. If you could just mathematically determine advantage automatically there'd be no actual game involved. The CPU could determine the winner as soon as the game starts. It's ridiculous.

    • @darkfiredragon3410
      @darkfiredragon3410 2 роки тому +11

      Added irony, they were playing AG

    • @asturias0267
      @asturias0267 2 роки тому +5

      Even 100% accurate moves had a chance to miss in gen 1 due to a bug. You can even encounter the bug multiple times in a playthrough. Some moves also have a damage range where the damage value is decided by rng.

    • @Nikusarusan
      @Nikusarusan 2 роки тому +1

      removing rng as much as possible is literally every competitive game ever

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 3 роки тому +3936

    Man, I'd love to use jirachi on pokemon showdown, but then I remember about the possibility of jail time and I stop myself just in time.

    • @comrade7313
      @comrade7313 3 роки тому +111

      Yeah you don't want to meet this guy in a dark alley with Jirachi!

    • @Notbatman374
      @Notbatman374 3 роки тому +135

      I know a guy who snorted jirachi then he dieded

    • @andrewa1415
      @andrewa1415 2 роки тому +40

      Don't forget its "bullying" even those the other guy is harassing you and treating you but you'll get jail time because of a certain pokemon you use🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Aeirion
      @Aeirion 2 роки тому +9

      Understandable, I don't wanna face charges, buuuuuuuut...

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 роки тому +12

      @@andrewa1415
      I think the salty player took the Jirachi loss a little bit too personal on his side. I think temp6t has been dealing with a lot of people who act like this as if that this is normal.

  • @wyzerox7249
    @wyzerox7249 2 роки тому +43

    I can only imagine how embarrassed he will be when he finally finds this

    • @jkgf4671
      @jkgf4671 2 місяці тому +1

      He will gaslight himself that he is right and somehow everyone else is wrong or he will pretend that he was "trolling" the entire time.

  • @bennyshores8979
    @bennyshores8979 3 роки тому +1838

    Does pretty well using a team with no legendaries
    wants rematch using mostly legendaries
    does worse...

    • @tra12048
      @tra12048 3 роки тому +143

      Right? Then goes on to complain about how Jirachi is "cyber bullying" and deserves jail time... When Jirachi didn't even really do much that second battle lmao XD

    • @silverharvest753
      @silverharvest753 3 роки тому +42

      To me, I think legendaries for most part are over rated and can just get one shot by many "lesser" mons due to glaring weaknesses. They are great for playthroughs, for competition easily exploitable.

    • @ttttttttttttttttt.
      @ttttttttttttttttt. 3 роки тому +56

      @@silverharvest753 actually this is bottom ladder, people don't know how to use anything down there lol. id recommend watching top level ubers/ag so you can see how they can be properly used in singles + see what's good at that current time

    • @Gaelek13
      @Gaelek13 3 роки тому +30

      I don't know how he could lose with _Black Sludge Yveltal_ on his team. xD

    • @naipsiefilderussatser4067
      @naipsiefilderussatser4067 3 роки тому +8

      @@tra12048 dude is just using every shit excuse he could think lol

  • @raishuraikodou6519
    @raishuraikodou6519 3 роки тому +27

    ''no one, and I mean no one wants to watch jirachi be a bitch''
    Meanwhile Im over here enjoying my breakfast while watching this man cry about rng with a smile

  • @laBoogy
    @laBoogy 3 роки тому +1242

    “Pokémon is supposed to be fun for all”
    *uses gliscor stall the entire time*
    “Positive actions get rewarded”
    *says opponent should get covid for playing game better than then*

    • @thinkbigger9625
      @thinkbigger9625 3 роки тому +8

      >playing game better than him
      Serene grace is about the most annoying ability in Showdown because it takes all control out of your hands. It forces rng to screw you over

    • @NotTheDragon837
      @NotTheDragon837 2 роки тому +29

      @@thinkbigger9625 you really trying to defend this toxic trash?? XD

    • @kanna3306
      @kanna3306 2 роки тому +55

      @@NotTheDragon837 pretty sure its the toxic trash himself xdddd

    • @kurikuraconkuritas
      @kurikuraconkuritas 2 роки тому +32

      @@thinkbigger9625 bruh moment

    • @wesleywilcox8829
      @wesleywilcox8829 2 роки тому +3

      @@NotTheDragon837 I think he just doesn’t like it that’s all. P.S I try to give people who deserve it benefit of the doubt.

  • @45TRANSFORMERSFAN
    @45TRANSFORMERSFAN 3 роки тому +44

    Positvity is rewarded. Negativity is 10x payback
    Seems to me he's getting ALL the payback for being ultra salty XD

  • @Timenaught
    @Timenaught 2 роки тому +13

    This guy literally talked like an pokemon NPC: “I thought I was gonna win.”

  • @joelb1477
    @joelb1477 3 роки тому +861

    This random guy legit said "Evil actions get 10x the payback" as he wishes temp6t's family gets Covid, I love the internet.

  • @bjlight1988
    @bjlight1988 2 роки тому +6

    "I cannot believe I missed a 70 accuracy move that my entire sweep hinged on"

  • @APJ000
    @APJ000 3 роки тому +328

    "Finally, a team I can win against"
    My guy has lost every match of the day and is about to get the cherry on top

  • @ClawManV3
    @ClawManV3 2 роки тому +9

    This guy radiates the energy of a 12 year old trying to act tough and intimidating. His trainer sprite checks out.

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa 3 роки тому +722

    "Positive actions get rewarded"
    Later
    "Maybe your family should get COVID-19 for this"
    Are any of these guys capable of self awareness?

    • @kittenchopper4646
      @kittenchopper4646 3 роки тому +33

      No

    • @tj013.
      @tj013. 3 роки тому +32

      They kids lol

    • @Gaelek13
      @Gaelek13 3 роки тому +44

      Not even later, but like _seconds later._

    • @ste9497
      @ste9497 3 роки тому +27

      They're gen z. Of course they're not

    • @argelramos03
      @argelramos03 3 роки тому +25

      They get salty when they lose. They get salty when they win as well......

  • @Tzzrt_Unbrkn
    @Tzzrt_Unbrkn 2 роки тому +6

    So when Pokemon showdown is hell, temp6t asks if he's being punished. Gets replied: "You are the punishment."

  • @SmolOmiiARTT
    @SmolOmiiARTT 3 роки тому +398

    “Well Mr. Funnyman, is this how you get your sick kicks?!”
    “What, it’s just an ordinary Jirachi.”

    • @AFKei
      @AFKei 3 роки тому +71

      *camera zooms in to show a sign that reads Iron Head Serene Grace*
      "OH MY GOODNESS-"

    • @halosky258
      @halosky258 3 роки тому +58

      "SQUIDWAAARRRD!"

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb 3 роки тому +20

      This comment thread is fucking perfection.

    • @Larakinerd
      @Larakinerd 3 роки тому +13

      @@halosky258 I tried Mr. Plankton….

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 2 роки тому +7

      @@AFKei GAMEFREAK!!!!!!

  • @lemonadogirl4082
    @lemonadogirl4082 2 роки тому +3

    These are the types of guys where I pray to see a "locked from talking" notice for them at the end lmao

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 3 роки тому +620

    "How is this thing so fast?"
    I guess someone forgot that Blaziken is actually quite slow (base speed 80) before the first Speed Boost... and that paralysis means half speed, which negates the +2.

    • @Eminster
      @Eminster 3 роки тому +10

      Base 80 isn't terribly slow

    • @niki75
      @niki75 3 роки тому +76

      @@Eminster But it's not exactly fast either. Base 80 is perfectly serviceable but it's gonna be outsped by a lot of mons 'till it gets a few boosts off

    • @Eminster
      @Eminster 3 роки тому +5

      @@niki75 true

    • @DarkEinherjar
      @DarkEinherjar 3 роки тому +44

      @@Eminster Base 80 is outsped by a lot of things and needs at least two boosts to safely avoid a Choice Scarf check/revenge killer.
      As the video showed, Zygarde's base 95 speed laughed at Blaziken.

    • @mrfr33b0i2
      @mrfr33b0i2 3 роки тому +5

      i remember back when 80 base was kinda fast lmao

  • @CJSpider10
    @CJSpider10 Рік тому +5

    8:28 mans actually put a special move on zamazenta 💀

  • @LeopoldTheUglyBarnacle
    @LeopoldTheUglyBarnacle 3 роки тому +762

    How ironic for someone to call you a bully while being verbally abusive at the same time

    • @garciavazquezandres1518
      @garciavazquezandres1518 3 роки тому +85

      Don't forget that he wished his family had COVID for losing in a Pokemon simulator

    • @flyforce16
      @flyforce16 3 роки тому +63

      It's the classic online troll attitude. Bully others then bizarrely accuse THEM of being the aggressor.

    • @DietersYT
      @DietersYT 3 роки тому +6

      Just like the people protesting Dave Chapelle. They get to be the victim and the bully at the same time.

    • @grayven123
      @grayven123 3 роки тому +19

      @@DietersYT Do you hear that? That is the sound of your shoe horn snapping.

    • @comrade7313
      @comrade7313 3 роки тому +20

      @@DietersYT pOoR mIllIonaIrE cOmiC gEt bUlLiEd :(

  • @pokeymongo.person5268
    @pokeymongo.person5268 Рік тому +2

    This a brand new level of toxic. Bro didn't just get mad, he wished death upon him and his lineage

  • @jdjenk04
    @jdjenk04 3 роки тому +362

    Cries that using Jirachi was making him suffer.
    Used substitute, protect, poison heal Gliscor to stall for 8 mins.

    • @SuperBeanSquad
      @SuperBeanSquad 2 роки тому +64

      The context makes it far worse.
      He used a substitute, protect, poison heal Gliscor to stall for 8 mins and a good chunk of that was done when he had no other Pokemon left and no attacking moves on said Gliscor. Literally stalling for the sake of stalling.

    • @maiteserres4306
      @maiteserres4306 Рік тому +1

      Walter día he Stalin for eight Mins

    • @berryAsda
      @berryAsda Рік тому +1

      ​​@@SuperBeanSquadI must say, if the gliscor had an actual attack it may have turnes the tables, but no, it's just the support that works for nothing else

  • @yaboigalileo21
    @yaboigalileo21 2 роки тому +2

    Bro really tried to deliver and anime speech about using jirachi lmao

  • @DanielC-vz7ki
    @DanielC-vz7ki 3 роки тому +392

    Man, this guy really tried stalling for no reason with that gliscor like his parents life was on the line 💀

    • @KingCobra2287-r1j
      @KingCobra2287-r1j 3 роки тому +19

      Baton Pass, Protect, Substitute, and Hone Claws. Sounds like a stall since that battle took 77 turns. I don’t understand why you would use Substitute AND Protect. It doesn’t make sense to me

    • @guttaknight64
      @guttaknight64 3 роки тому +35

      And then have the audacity to complain about the Jirachi

    • @accentillia8116
      @accentillia8116 3 роки тому +19

      @@KingCobra2287-r1j??? Sub protect is a very common thing to stall lmao

    • @CreativeHandleOrSomething
      @CreativeHandleOrSomething 3 роки тому +11

      @@KingCobra2287-r1j i believe it's just for healing with Poison Heal

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 3 роки тому +3

      Right, like he had no chance of winning and was still determined to stall out just to waste time

  • @inferno7892
    @inferno7892 2 роки тому +4

    "Finally a team I can win against."
    The entire team:and I took that personally

  • @Dreamyzas
    @Dreamyzas 3 роки тому +851

    “How he is faster than my 2x Blaziken when paralyzed?”
    How do we tell him?

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb 3 роки тому +76

      We don't. The brain capacity of the garish will never compute to actual common sense.

    • @omegon2540
      @omegon2540 3 роки тому +169

      Your times 2 speed blaziken is paralysed

    • @gremoryblues7566
      @gremoryblues7566 2 роки тому +108

      "How is he faster than my 2x Blaiziken when paralyzed ?
      - Exactly."

    • @Dark-Flame_Master
      @Dark-Flame_Master 2 роки тому +52

      He answered his own question.

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 роки тому +2

      @@Dark-Flame_Master
      Oof paralyzed

  • @CEFG100
    @CEFG100 3 роки тому +2

    "Competitive play"
    - The guy playing "anything goes"

  • @yikaii
    @yikaii 3 роки тому +498

    “Positive actions get rewarded, evil actions get 10x payback”
    +10000 credit score

    • @questrequested9171
      @questrequested9171 3 роки тому +42

      also from the same guy: "Your family should get Covid-19 from this"

    • @faloughasch9239
      @faloughasch9239 3 роки тому +6

      Your pfp is wild. I'm watching this on phone and thought I had a hair stuck to it. Idk if that was your intention, but that's crazy to me

    • @davianvega1915
      @davianvega1915 3 роки тому +3

      @@faloughasch9239 Same

    • @francescopratesi7085
      @francescopratesi7085 3 роки тому +3

      @@faloughasch9239 Ditto (not the pokémon)

    • @lightterror3304
      @lightterror3304 2 роки тому +4

      @@faloughasch9239 damn i have dark mode on and im not going back seeing the new ui to youtube

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 Рік тому +1

    “Cyber bullying isn’t bullying because it’s just on the internet”
    That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in a video game. 😂

  • @matrixster6238
    @matrixster6238 3 роки тому +229

    Legends say that Cassidy has 10x the bullies + covid from his actions in this video.

    • @xxgioxx7688
      @xxgioxx7688 3 роки тому +81

      man, COVID-190 must suck

    • @jakebowen6856
      @jakebowen6856 3 роки тому +16

      @@xxgioxx7688 underrated reply.

    • @VentureForward
      @VentureForward 3 роки тому +14

      @@xxgioxx7688 This got me. Lol

    • @plugplugplugplug22
      @plugplugplugplug22 2 роки тому +2

      man,his grandgrandgrangdgrandgrandpa must have covid-19 now

  • @Lilly-fh7re
    @Lilly-fh7re 2 роки тому +3

    These videos are great, I love knowing that every member on temp’s team is either it’s own fun little box of doom, or will make something else a fun little box of doom

  • @kylereimatanguihan9731
    @kylereimatanguihan9731 3 роки тому +502

    “Competitive tries to minimize rng as much as it can”
    Plays ag instead of ubers

    • @kittenchopper4646
      @kittenchopper4646 3 роки тому +58

      Lol the tier is literally called anything goes, the one tier with no rules

    • @shadowmcphantom
      @shadowmcphantom 3 роки тому +4

      @@kittenchopper4646 anything goes has quite some rules. AG thats the place were really anything goes.

    • @kittenchopper4646
      @kittenchopper4646 3 роки тому +25

      @Shadow McPhantom lol ag means anything goes

    • @echo_ironside8006
      @echo_ironside8006 3 роки тому +27

      @@shadowmcphantom tell me; what does AG stand for...?

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 роки тому +4

      @@echo_ironside8006
      Ambitious Games

  • @Bugkiller17
    @Bugkiller17 Місяць тому +1

    No way he said "how is this thing faster than my paralyzed 2x speed blazaken" so basically just blazeaken

  • @aceray9513
    @aceray9513 3 роки тому +554

    Cassidy: no one, and i mean no one wants to watch jirachi be a bitch
    Everyone watching this video: well, about that......

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 3 роки тому +30

      To be fair we aren't watching Jirarchi be a bitch, but there definitely is a little bitch in the video.

    • @peteybeckler4779
      @peteybeckler4779 3 роки тому +22

      Jirachi is the best, it doesn't deserve his abuse ;(

    • @Auriacularia
      @Auriacularia 3 роки тому +11

      @@DamienDarksideBlog OH GET HIM TO A HOSPTAL

    • @knownevildoer
      @knownevildoer 2 роки тому +3

      @@peteybeckler4779 jail time for you

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 роки тому

      @@peteybeckler4779 me too. I like the little guy, and I don't even play pokemon.

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 2 роки тому +2

    11:50 aight how much you wanna bet that cassidyblue2006 has seen this video and been at least very dissapointed in himself afterwards

  • @Skreydramon
    @Skreydramon 3 роки тому +143

    Using Jirachi = jail cause annoying af
    Using toxic orb, poison heal, substitute, protection, Gliscor = totally fine

  • @DemonEmperorZ
    @DemonEmperorZ 2 роки тому +2

    2:08 Murkrow: I wear a mask with a smile
    Dragapult: Aauuuuggghhh

  • @Baldtolo
    @Baldtolo 3 роки тому +76

    "This is Cyber Bullying"
    "I hope your family gets Covid"
    Yeah, and that is not Cyber bullying, right...

  • @TheRobert2143
    @TheRobert2143 2 роки тому +2

    "It sounds like you still wanna use Jirachi, huh? After I just told you the consequences?"
    Everyone, watch out. This is an internet threat. We should take it very seriously.

  • @darkice.adrian2773
    @darkice.adrian2773 3 роки тому +144

    "How is this thing so fast?"
    "Faster than my x2 Blaziken when paralyzed?"
    Read that sentence again and you'll understand

    • @all-starsilver1835
      @all-starsilver1835 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @VentureForward
      @VentureForward 3 роки тому +9

      The mental gymnastics that guy must’ve been doing

    • @amiamagi
      @amiamagi 3 роки тому +7

      So a 50% Zygarde is faster than a PRLYZ +2 Speed Blaziken.
      I am not surprised

    • @jakeheatley6383
      @jakeheatley6383 3 роки тому +18

      @@amiamagi Zygarde's base speed is 95, and Blaziken's is 80. The +2 got cancelled by the paralysis.
      But yeah, this dude has no common sense.

  • @YourFriendlyDemonHunter
    @YourFriendlyDemonHunter Рік тому +1

    I love how that guy was a mix between 20% being right and 80% being batshit crazy

  • @Chikien-me2df
    @Chikien-me2df 3 роки тому +169

    Him: rachi isn't fun.
    Also him: plays in the tier that was made for players to have more fun than actual competitive battling

    • @kirbyknifeman2877
      @kirbyknifeman2877 3 роки тому +3

      Umm you said the opposite

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 роки тому +6

      @@kirbyknifeman2877
      Low Ladder AG is fun but if you want to go further than that, No.
      You can't survive High Ladder AG.

    • @Seinsmelled
      @Seinsmelled 2 роки тому +2

      AG is the worst tier I've ever touched in my entire life, and this video is the most unfunny video I've ever seen.

    • @Luckrye
      @Luckrye 2 роки тому

      Yeah, low ladder AG I guess. But anywhere past 1400 elo is literally cancer. Tbh my Butterfree baton pass team + average meta stuff are the only things that survive up there and it's still pretty crazy for me at least

    • @BuvuUgug-dx8pt
      @BuvuUgug-dx8pt Рік тому

      AG is the stupidest yet most fun tier I have ever played (especially with sturdy + counter + leftovers + stall and status)

  • @christopherkompar4016
    @christopherkompar4016 2 роки тому +2

    I'm not sure how I stumbled across these videos, but watching you thrash toxic people has improved my quality of life. I hope you never stop. You're amazing, please keep it up!

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 3 роки тому +117

    Noob: whines about competitive and RNG
    Also noob: plays in the meta that's literally called "ANYTHING GOES"
    🤔🤔🤔

  • @ZorryStrange
    @ZorryStrange 3 роки тому +1

    “Listen up”
    Yeah totally wanna listen after that speech….

  • @Nicholas-or7df
    @Nicholas-or7df 3 роки тому +72

    Him: "If I found you using Jirachi again it won't be pretty"
    Also Him: *uses lots of good legendaries*

    • @acidicblade9449
      @acidicblade9449 3 роки тому +3

      no sword doggo so there’s at least that

  • @shrikelet
    @shrikelet 3 роки тому +2

    "I'm losing, therefore you are bullying me."
    I don't think this person understands how competition works.

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur 6 місяців тому

      Well, when society tries to make it so everyone is a winner, you get young people with no ability to take losses gracefully.

  • @williamsistrunk504
    @williamsistrunk504 3 роки тому +516

    You using Jarchi isn't bullying. It is just how it should be.

    • @naipsiefilderussatser4067
      @naipsiefilderussatser4067 3 роки тому +7

      Dude is just using it as an excuse lol. Cant grow up and find counter instead lel XD HAHAHA

    • @joseescobar9751
      @joseescobar9751 3 роки тому

      It’s character building

    • @jebooiii6462
      @jebooiii6462 3 роки тому +3

      Is Jirachi that OP even?

    • @utsuro9083
      @utsuro9083 3 роки тому +11

      @@jebooiii6462 Jirachi isnt totally op but he does have quite a strong combo, making it very difficult to battle against if you happen to have no direct counters

    • @thadjarvis9514
      @thadjarvis9514 3 роки тому +4

      Nope jail

  • @xJacex
    @xJacex 2 роки тому +2

    This was the most epic salt i have seen in most the videos I've watched of yours, I mean the sheer level of distorted reality mixed with backwards philosophy and splash of narcissism and hints of pretentious assclown make this loss the best one I've seen. The quality and form are stupendous.

  • @APerson-ws4cw
    @APerson-ws4cw 3 роки тому +88

    "pokemon is supposed to be a fun game for all"
    _Uses stall gliscor_

    • @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder
      @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder 2 роки тому

      Uses stall -Gliscor-

    • @maid_of_heart3261
      @maid_of_heart3261 2 роки тому +5

      And it was stall for the sake of stalling during most of that. Like... the lack of self awareness is astounding

    • @Luckrye
      @Luckrye 2 роки тому +1

      Skill issue, find a better wallbreaker

  • @lluxray1312
    @lluxray1312 3 роки тому +3

    I was really surprised when you got a gg for once but damn they really devolved into a Pokémon antagonist speech. Threatened JAIL TIME. I wonder what kind of person they become when they play Smash

  • @slob6679
    @slob6679 3 роки тому +88

    Man said if your using jarachi , he’ll come find you, then talks about rng and how you should face jail , then plays victim because it’s bullying? Bro what.

    • @Helleuw123
      @Helleuw123 3 роки тому +20

      and he wishes covid-19 on his fam aswell,. he is the bully not temp

    • @VentureForward
      @VentureForward 3 роки тому +13

      He is a professional troll. I just laugh at people like this. Can’t take pity on a sore loser who only cries victim when their feelings are hurt irrationally. People like this need to grow up.

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur 6 місяців тому

      TFW the angry 12 yr old online tells me they're going to come find me, while I'm a mid-30s grown man whose main hobbies are training MMA and firearms.

  • @firkinja
    @firkinja 2 роки тому

    “aight bro ur weird” absolutely fucking destroyed ☠️☠️

  • @NovaEclipsor
    @NovaEclipsor 3 роки тому +153

    "Finally a team I can win against"
    Famous last word

  • @mr.somewhere1081
    @mr.somewhere1081 3 роки тому +2

    They are pissed of because Jirachi serene grace "is not fun" but they have a Gliscor poison heal with no ofensive moves LOL

  • @Silverlugia1256
    @Silverlugia1256 3 роки тому +35

    "It's a form of bullying" says the only guy who bullied

  • @Iregretmyoldname
    @Iregretmyoldname 3 роки тому +2

    He was definitely the kid that would change hide and seek rules. Then when everyone didn't want to play with him anymore he would cry and scream.

  • @rocketrabbit4510
    @rocketrabbit4510 3 роки тому +37

    Dude put a Black Sludge on his Yveltal. And as far as we saw, without Trick. He's got to be having a rough day.

    • @_Invalid_
      @_Invalid_ 3 роки тому +2

      the funniest thing in the video 💀

    • @LoganLoaded
      @LoganLoaded 2 роки тому +7

      Oh thank god. I was losing my mind trying to find the play I obviously must have missed for that to make sense, and none of the comments were addressing it.
      I was sure I was missing something.

    • @jaykhobrekar3619
      @jaykhobrekar3619 2 роки тому +1

      I think he wanted black glasses but clicked on black sludge

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy Рік тому +1

    "Pokemon should be fun for all. I'm all. It should be fun for me."

  • @discountchocolate4577
    @discountchocolate4577 3 роки тому +60

    The player complaining about Jirachi being "no fun" to play against is in no position to do so after using that Gliscor set.

  • @Master_Chief1250
    @Master_Chief1250 Рік тому +2

    Dude had a pretty good gliscor

  • @femkeyt2635
    @femkeyt2635 3 роки тому +25

    PSA: Winning in an online game = cyberbullying, which we all know the repercussions should be one's entire family contracting Covid-19. The more you know.

  • @martinsanchez1045
    @martinsanchez1045 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly I've never played an online match and don't really plan on it but your content is hilarious my dude keep up the spanking of these noobs hahaha

  • @yyurls6492
    @yyurls6492 3 роки тому +30

    I like to imagine every toxic showdown player is in some secret cult that hates on Jirachi daily

  • @Spinrat3
    @Spinrat3 3 роки тому +1

    “This is a form of bullying”
    “your family deserves COVID.”
    Lol, what?

  • @NoHandle44
    @NoHandle44 3 роки тому +28

    I've had someone go "I'm going easy on you" when I was beating them.
    But then they started winning. Would an actual pro talk like that if they could've won from the start?

  • @AveragelyCharming
    @AveragelyCharming 2 роки тому +1

    I can imagine this person foaming at the mouth when they started spamming their keyboard at 9:53

  • @tranquangkhoa3178
    @tranquangkhoa3178 3 роки тому +47

    “Competitive tries to minimize RNG as much as it can”
    Oh dear 3 times VGC champion could not possibly be running something like Twave Swagger Prankster Thundurus...right?

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 3 роки тому +6

      Reminder that Thunder Wave got nerfed in response to this set

    • @JuukaRock
      @JuukaRock 3 роки тому +10

      Also this kid is playing on a format literally called "ANYTHING GOES" instead of OU or Ubers.
      And he's using Baton Pass strats which was banned for being uncompetitive

  • @zercklay1850
    @zercklay1850 2 роки тому +1

    "it's a form of bullying"
    *Is literally commiting bullying*

  • @guttaknight64
    @guttaknight64 3 роки тому +113

    *Imagine wishing Covid on someone’s family over a damn fictional creature*

  • @JohnDoe-tt5qc
    @JohnDoe-tt5qc 3 роки тому +1

    “Pokémon is supposed to be a fun game!”
    (Using Poison Heal Protect Substitute Toxic Orb Gliscor)

  • @hungrytaco6879
    @hungrytaco6879 3 роки тому +31

    Remember people, Using Jirachi is by far the worst form of bullying

  • @jeronimoroldan2677
    @jeronimoroldan2677 Рік тому +2

    Me encanta como Temp llego a un punto de pensar que lo estaba haciendo aproposito para un video, pero cuando al final se da cuenta que no estoy seguro que quedo con una cara de 😐 despues.

  • @Reign_Smith
    @Reign_Smith 3 роки тому +53

    I'm glad I caught this vid. It's excessively amusing to me the jirachi hate as jirachi is mine and my little girls favorite mon. Lmao also, when crits and status work entirely off rng you don't get to cry about increasing the rng odds. Lol

    • @questrequested9171
      @questrequested9171 3 роки тому +14

      not only that, the second game Jirachi wasnt even much of a problem for him, still he blames his loss on Jirachi...

    • @oodogla
      @oodogla 3 роки тому +3

      I like Jirachi

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 3 роки тому +6

      Jirachi is a fine lad, it deserves all the love it can get. The only "cute legendary" that I think is better than him is Victini, but Jirachi is pretty nice

  • @maxellas6998
    @maxellas6998 2 роки тому +1

    ”No one, wants to watch jirachi be a bitch”
    Everyone watching this video: ....

  • @dragonor098
    @dragonor098 3 роки тому +18

    "Positve actions get rewarded "
    TELL THAT TO MY FUCKIN BOSS

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur 6 місяців тому

      Your boss: I haven't fired you, and you get paid. What more could you possibly want?

  • @dabe4411
    @dabe4411 Рік тому

    That opponent's entire life is just this little pokemon battle simulator omg it's so sad and funny at the same time. holy guacamole

  • @luckyman64
    @luckyman64 3 роки тому +15

    Ah yes, wishing harm upon someone else and threatening them because they were "bullying" you by using Jirachi.

  • @raulthetorchic7324
    @raulthetorchic7324 3 роки тому

    Seal with sheer cold
    "You are in the presence of some intense wisdom right here"

  • @jonassteinbach2673
    @jonassteinbach2673 3 роки тому +54

    "If u want to live a better life, dont go around making people suffer"
    2 seconds later
    "Maybe your family should get covid-19 for this?"
    Wow. Dude has the character consistency of Game of Thrones S8.

    • @Vic_Chaos_
      @Vic_Chaos_ 3 роки тому +3

      +Jonas Steinbach yes but actually no. Daenerys was always a tyrant. I can't believe how blind people are to this.

    • @SuperBeanSquad
      @SuperBeanSquad 2 роки тому +6

      @@Vic_Chaos_ Yeah cool, except no, she absolutely wasn't. She was ruthless in her punishments but never involved unaffiliated innocents. Outright massacring scores of the common folk and burning down a city that she intended to rule instead of just quickly popping over to the Red Keep to capture or kill her actual enemy, namely Cersei, is not something pre-season 8 Dany would have done.

  • @PoipoleBoi
    @PoipoleBoi 2 роки тому +1

    *gets swept by a glaceon*
    "FUCK JIRACHI"

  • @JediMentat
    @JediMentat 3 роки тому +29

    Damn, from 10 subs to almost 280k in a day? Incredible

  • @DelphinSquared
    @DelphinSquared 2 роки тому

    I survived an entire generation of Jirachi's para-flinches with no immunities.

  • @Gaelek13
    @Gaelek13 3 роки тому +20

    I don't understand what it proves to lose to a gimmick team with a regular team...only to demand a rematch and smash it with Ubers (even if in this instance the fool somehow performed even worse, probably due to sheer arrogance).
    Like, good for you, you beat my fucking Murkrow and Spheal with _Arceus and Yveltal._ Bravo and good for you. xD

  • @jasoncarnelian3325
    @jasoncarnelian3325 3 роки тому +1

    All 10 of your subscribers thoroughly enjoyed watching Jirachi xD

  • @breaddan8210
    @breaddan8210 3 роки тому +5

    Opponent: I’m not winning, so therefore you are cyber bullying me.
    itempt: ok bro.

  • @iamkuroki
    @iamkuroki 3 роки тому +2

    Ah the classic rematch with mostly legendaries strat
    When, when will people learn..

  • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
    @EvilMastermindOfDoom 3 роки тому +46

    This really just oozes the energy of a 15 year old

    • @MontyEggman
      @MontyEggman 3 роки тому +6

      A 15-year old that acts more like a 2-year old, to be more precise.

    • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
      @EvilMastermindOfDoom 3 роки тому +13

      Nah this is spot on 15 year old

    • @kirbyknifeman2877
      @kirbyknifeman2877 3 роки тому +2

      Nah probably 7-9 year old cuz 15 year olds would probably rage quit lol
      (From my own experience as when i lose a lot i resign and quit the game lol)
      But tbf ig his mental development is low cuz age is physical.

    • @jirachido3997
      @jirachido3997 2 роки тому

      No, its like a 5 Year Old

    • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
      @EvilMastermindOfDoom 2 роки тому +4

      I wholeheartedly assure you. This is peak 15 year old. We've all been there. Or will be there. Or are currently there.

  • @Ciaranosp
    @Ciaranosp 2 роки тому

    "faster than my 2x blaziken while paralyzed?" Yes, I believe that is what we call a 1x blaziken