Stallone's Tango And Cash Is So Good Because Kurt Russell - Best Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 21 бер 2024
- While people have been known to go wrong with Sylvester Stallone movies (Rocky 5???), the same can't be said for Kurt Russell. He gave us Captain Ron for goodness sake, and one of the top non-Thailand characters in history: Henry Swanson. HE IS A SAINT. Nothing against Stallone, he's good about 3/5 times which ain't bad.
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"The Chinese are still after Russell for some mystical gang shit we haven't got time to go into"
Genius.
They are still mad about Samantha getting fuc*n Swanson'd
Yeah, I'd say he's still in big trouble.
@@a_NobleWolf From Little China?
Space Ice had legit medical knowledge, and some other scientific references that got me hooked from the get-go
Green eyed Chinese girl???
Fun fact: Stallone and Russell had to limit being on set at the same time due to the sheer number of females on set becoming spontaneously pregnant anytime they were within 15ft of each other.
"Don't cross the streams!"
"You mean... Wait, what?”
"Ya heard me!"
this is dangerously close to a chuck norris joke
😂
😂😂😂
Well that goes without saying
RIP Robert Z'Dar. Your chin will always be remembered.
American Dad.
Who will ever forget his work work In samurai cop
I saw that!
You broke THAT chin?!
Real badass cops ....
"Because the FBI would never be involved in politics"....LOVE IT, Space Ice!
The Newspaper headlines were HILARIOUS!
“A bar in Thailand you have to see to believe.” 😂 All the headlines were amazing.
"Space Ice voted sexiest man alive" was great. I had to back it up
@@jackbits6397did you forget jcvd
This whole movie F**KING ROCKS!
love that movie and cobra
Hell ya! ❤
"who cares, it has kurt russel" is an incredible mantra to live by.
Hideo Kojima could use Snake Plissken's English tutoring session.
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Hnngggh Dummy Thicc.
Newspaper " Steven Seagal still sucks ..." 6:04 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Steven Seagal: "I don't know how to read, but at least my name is on the front page, so I must still be relevant, right?"
"... Right?"
...and "Space Ice voted Sexiest Man Alive... Again" ahahaha
Judge declares mercy's for pussies 😂
And, "The Thai bar you have to see to believe"
And "Spittin' Spark Plugs Are The Leading Cause of Death"
"He was close to running 1300 feet per second" yeah SCIENCE!!
I came here to say similar: "YEAH out science that dumbass scientist! GO SCIENCE!" 🔥
My favorite joke of this video
Tango and Cash + Space Ice = I can die happy. 😅
WOOO!
this is true
...With a cameo of the awesome Jack Palance as well. Fuckin' Mega ! :)
Space Ice: A UA-cam channel that reviews mega blockbuster hit movies where actors showed the world things.
This comment showed the world that Space Ice showed the world.
He also finds new ways to ''show the world'' how Jean Claude Van Damme is the only man that can save the internet from, you guessed it - Steven Seagal.
and there's always time to go to a bar and have a little fun
Well, actors and/or steven seagal.
I don't get it.
That 2nd newspaper headlines "Space Ice is the sexiest man alive" and "Steven Seagal still sucks" was just masterful 😂😂😂😂 @6:09
Was sifting through the comments to see who was paying attention. Well done!
@@Stash_boxTo bad he missed "The Thai Bar You Have To See To Believe" guess they aren't a fan. 5:40
"Meanwhile the Chinese are still after Russell over some mystical underground gang sh*t"... hilarious tie in there 🤣🤣🤣
Part of the Space Ice Cinematic Universe, lol
"After firing several rounds that are so unjustifiable even Lon Horiuchi would tell him to chill the fuck out..." This was just
I was unfamiliar with Lon Horiuchi but thanks to Space Ice and google, it's a name I will never forget.
Space Ice just got even better
Lon only approves shooting women holding babies
@@polreamonn We don't talk about that.
Had to look him up.
This isn't even a joke anymore. This is literally the best, most accurate Tango & Cash summary possible.
Fun Fact: Tango and Cash was the last movie to be released in 1980's (December 22, 1989).
Fun fact i was born 3 days later
@@cornfarts a Christmas baby.
It was also the only 80s movie, so technically also the first.
Ending with a bang. I see.
@@dclayton734 you can call me christmas daddy
'Kurt "Bertrand" Russell'
Space truly is a man of culture.
This film was huge in Hungary back then, in 1989. I was 16. Good old days!!!
Ah dude, my fellow '73 old timer . I'll still watch this anytime I see it on somewhere 😂
Bertrand Russell and Seagal references in the same clip. Space Ice is on another level!
"Principia Cinematica"
12:36 cleared of charges, arrested on new ones 😂😂
Dude, did you really reference Lon Horiuchi?! This, audience members, is a channel on another level.
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When is a truck not a truck? When Stallone says it's not.
Rambo? Rambo is a 🐈⬛!
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku some real meta shit going on there.
The 80's were AWESOME!
Some of it anyway. Definitely less stressful.
Yep
"Helicopter almost Lynyrd Skynyrd it"😂😂😂 Space Ice is the GOAT, reviewing classics. Awesome, keep it coming
"Cleared of charges, arrested for new ones" 😂
Really like the newspaper jokes for this video, Space Ice
Stallone and Russell in a MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!!
WHERE THEY SHOWED THE WORLD!!
@@thefallensoul9945 The Real Them!
@@18hot30 😂😂😂😂😂
@@18hot30 And also co-starring Lois Lane!
Omg those newspaper headlines are such a great gag lol.
that newspaper was too accurate
also whoa the opening truck driver baddy was in samurai cop.
Taking shots at 1/2 mile with a 2” revolver and managing to hit anything. Master class from Sly 😅
"dont ask why, just feel it" I heard this advice before in a windowless van that offered free candy.
Well? How did it feel?
@@AspasiaB we both loved it
We have the same uncles?
Candy is never free just the experience, just like my 5th grade teacher Mrs. Wier 'showed me. She was awesome
"but first, fuck your cans!" Well done sir!
I just want to say that Space Ice is a really great editor and can craft a whole new fucking story out of thin air.
One of the best buddy movies ever made. Russell and Sly's chemistry is fucking awesome.
I love this movie, it's so awesome. I have introduced so many people to this flick, first the people I took to the theatre to see it, and then years later after it was released on home video and I introduced it to a younger generation. They all love it. And I especially love how Jack Palance goes from being over confident at the beginning of the movie to yelling "GET THOSE SONSABITCHES!!!!!!" close to the end. This movie has it all, from Brion James as the evil foreign henchman to the weird guy that Russell got his gadgets from. AND the awesomeness that is Robert Z'Dar's chin.
Love the 'Big Trouble in little China' reference!
Wasn't the guy who played Lo Pan also in this movie, or did I imagine that?
@@joeblow229 you are correct, sir!!! James Hong was his name! (I had to use Google)
@@joecarson3379I do believe this makes James Hong the only man to get double Swansoned. He's a legend
@@joeblow229 Yes, and it still pisses him off to no end!
"So unjustifiable even Lon Horiuchi would tell them to chill out". OOOOOOFFF!!
The fake newspaper articles are a great addition. 😂
Fake? How dare you spread fake news.
It's an election year - those articles are the most accurate reporting you are going to see til December.
@@johnsebok3555 Sadly you are probably correct.
As a Brit I can confirm that gravity does indeed go both over and under our heads 😂
That's some gravity innit?
Space Ice, please never change. Sir, your style is Legendary !!
The Stuntmen in that semi truck are legit. Falling onto pavement like that had to hurt.
I worked with one of them a few years back named Pat Romano. He's big in the stunt world. He was the skinnier guy on the left. He said they only did it once and the guy on the right who fell broke his shoulder doing so. If you watch it in slo-mo you can tell he lands at an akward angle. Pretty brutal.
Don’t make stuff up bro this is all CGI.
"There aren't even any vacuum lines, so don't even try and BS me"😂😂😂
6:05 that newspaper was too accurate
also whoa the opening truck driver baddy was in samurai cop
Articles didn't match headlines. Fail.
ah yes Robert Zdar, he was also the titular “maniac cop” in the movie Maniac Cop
I screenshot the last newspaper and blew it up to read. The story under the headline about blowing up the bad guy, is actually about some group repalling down the side of a parochial school for the kids during recess or something 😅😅😅e@delugesofgrandeur
I love that like....maybe 5 people will get the Mr. Noodle reference and you STILL threw it in. Nice.
And he is the Mr. Noodle, not just a look alike. My mind is blown.
Kurt Russell is a national treasure.
"That's High Praise!"
There are A LOT of good things in Tango & Cash. Its really a very underrated buddy cop movie.
Bro...i was some 6-7 years old killing it on VHS in exchange with Terminator, Twins, Spies like us, Jurrasic Park, Predator, Robocop, Secret of my success, all Indiana Jones movies....God bless thd early 90s😂
Last Action Hero...Cliffhanger...Timecop
@@cgasucksthats what was on tv friday nights...my dad had better shit on countless VHS copied from Blockbuster❤
As an '80s kid, I can confirm, we grew up with the most awesome movies that we totally shouldn't have been allowed to see; Terminator, Predator, Aliens, Mad Max, etc..
Back to The Future, Police Academy, Predator, Commando, freaking Aliens!
F-ck! Yeah!
There was no time like the 80's. This was one of my Dads movies he would always watch. I takes me back to being a kid with him when I watch this from time to time. Classic movie.
Being the very last movie to release in the 80s, this is the most 80s movie ever.
When the two guys come flying out the truck windscreen landing in front of Stallone, he says "glad you could drop in" classic 80s
Teri Hatcher years before "yes they are real, and they are spectacular."
Heaven’s Prisoner showed the world we'd rather see Teri Hatcher dressed ... if at all.
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku I wasn't offering an opinion of her - appearance, merely an acknowledgement of her later appearance.
For the record, my favorite role of hers was in The Big Picture, with Kevin Bacon.
@@janerkenbrack3373
No need to defend yourself, I just Space Iced a lil' bit.
It's clear to me that you're not into Cameron Diaz's
mother in There's something about Marry.
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku ? Not the same woman, so i don't know where you're going with this.
8:55 Russell was expecting Jean claude van damme but its only at a bar in thailand
Nice.
The 80's.....FUCK YEAH!!!!
A Bertrand Russell joke?
What a class act!
Congrats on two time sexiest man alive 👍
Ruby Ridge reference was 👌
When he said "you must be FBI", I thought he was going to say "you must be ATF".
The Lon Oriuchi reference. 💥💥
Awesome Lon Horiuchi reference.
I love all the references to past movies in these lol.. "Donkey Konging the parking garage", straight out of Tokyo Drift lol..
Robert Z'Dar is a legend!
the mew inventor
6:04. Nice name dropping there bud...🤣🤣🤣
And the Seagal dig on the other side.
This guy's work is impeccable!
That decade WAS fck’n awesome! Everything exploded. A grenade could destroy a house with fire exploding out of every window. Man… the good old days.
Teri Hatcher was so fn hot!!!! And ty Space for another epic narration making me lose my sh.t lmao
The newspaper is pretty accurate.
This was back in the day when the media actually reported real news.
Best part, the still of the newspaper at 6:08 - we can just agree on all of that :D
And glad to see that both Russell and Stallone know how to handle sleazy men with a ponytail!
5:49 best newspaper headlines I've ever seen! 😂
Brion James also played Streak in Red Heat in which they showed the world that together both east and west can make a awesome 1980s action film
Holy crap that Lynyrd Skynyrd joke probably flew (pun intented) over everyone's head. I literally learned what happened to them earlier this day
October 20, 1977 Wow just wow I was wondering why they're so popular I didn't know they're 70's band.
@unknownguyunknownone449 Yeah, apparently, all the original band members are deceased with the last one passing away last year. Half of them died in that plane crash, including the lead singer. The band still continues on, with new members. Great music.
Yeah....You are the only one who got that they were in a plane crash. No one else got that. Went way over everyone's head. You are so smart.
@ducksoff7236 thanks! you're welcome, brother
@@xaviermontalban717No! Thank you for being a genius and putting that together. Now everyone will understand. You are a gift to mankind.
Dude, please take this literally and seriously as I tell you that this has got to be the funniest channel I have EVER found.
I love this channel though, thanks 💕
The Lon Horiuchi line had me dead as if I was a bride standing inside of a window holding my baby. Or if I was a "radical Christian" trying to live free of tyranny 😂😂😂
Love Tango and Cash good ol 80's Classic
5:41 top left of the newspaper basically says “police helicopter pilot arrested after causing multiple accidents with .32 blood alcohol level. “
Hmmm… now I see how the helicopter pilot really did almost mess things up in the opening drug scene chase. Makes total sense now.
😂 he was so drunk he flew all the way to Sri Lanka and crashed into some kid apparently
Fuck me, Space Ice fucking kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
80's was the best decade out of all decades.
Wow...sick Lon Horiuchi burn! Stuff like this is why you're the greatest UA-camr ever.
I'm impressed that Space Ice knows the muzzle velocity of a 12 gauge and who Lon Horiuchi is.
"Because it was an 80's movie, that decade was fuckin awesome!" Say it Again!
Gotta love the studio lights in Stallone's glasses while driving...
It's an action film classic, they even fight "Maniac Cop".
There’s no coming back from getting Swansoned 😂😂
"Everything explodes. THE END."
80's really was awesome! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"You know rightaway this is an apartment of an animal because why is the chair on the table" 🤣🤣
Thank you Space Ice, you cured my depression from divorce last year. Just watching your videos, no meds needed anymore. Thank you Sir!
Damn he was so close to running 1300 fps. 😅
That news paper heading about space ice knew what was up
6:08 I appreciate how much work that must have been to make that. Worth it.
The last of the 80s high octane action movies! I loved tango and cash and so happy space ice got to give his unique and awesome review to this underappreciated gem!!
Teri Hatcher was so fine in this
"Cleared of charges, Arrested on new ones" XDDDDD
I wholeheartedly agree. Kurt Russell is the GOAT.
"Gangbusters...for anyone who likes cop buddy movies! - Detroit Free Press
Space Ice voted sexy man alive.
and newsflash to nobody's surprise, Steven Seagal still suck
"Bertrand Russell" - Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell, was a British mathematician, philosopher, and public intellectual. He had influence on mathematics, logic, set theory, and various areas of analytic philosophy. Which is why this reference is so ironically funny.
Stallone and Russell need to do a episode of Tulsa King !
Glorious, utterly glorious.....
I am looking forward to the “Best movie/Worst movie ever”, for Roadhouse. Both versions!
I just watched the new 'Roadhouse' yesterday. It's not bad, definitely a lot better than I thought it would be. Still has that '80s cheese, but also, Connor McGregor makes an awesome psychopath, he should do more action movies.
The Ruby Ridge reference blew my mind.
I’d body trade Kurt Russell at 47 right now. Love that guy.
"He was so close to running 1,300ft. per second" 😂😂 had me dying.
MAKE A 12 ROUND MATCH BETWEEN JCVD AND NICOLAS CAGE!!!!!
Do it, do it! Do it! (Ben Stiller voice)
Somehow, these are still getting better. The newspaper gags were a lovely addition.
Props for the big trouble in Little China call back
No actor comes close to the awesomeness of Stallone, what an icon
Would love it if they did a sequel. I always loved this movie back in the day.