Mission Impossible 2 Is So Good That Scientology Must Be Right - Best Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 25 січ 2024
- It's clear that Tom Cruise and John Woo's mega blockbuster hit movie Mission Impossible 2 is more explosive than 100 Eyjafjallajökull's with 10,000 Tsar Bombas that'll shoot your operating thetan level to over 9000. Seriously, you got Tom Cruise in a John Woo movie making everything explode for dubious reasons while doing needless, yet very necessary, motorcycle tricks while doves fly around doing dove things.
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I like how space ice has evolved from poorly explaining the plot to just making one up out of nothing. May the good Lord protect this man always.
Galactic overlord Xenu rolls with TC not "good lord."
I always prefer the Space Ice plot to the real one. Die Hard is way better when it’s Lakers fans wanting to party rather than just boring thievery.
"Blade" and the plot about him being a fire marshal was beyond the top
@@Sartheristhat was my favorite lol
I love the plot of Blade, realized I had it all wrong, he was just a pissed off fire marshall who takes OSHA regulations way too seriously :)
"He's so weird but his movies are so good!"
Tom Cruise in a nutshell.
I genuinely don't care about celebs personal lives and actively stay way from that kind of garbage. Even with the little I know, I can still separate art from artist.
Except for Steven Seagal.
True😂
@@sugipulaboule the good thing about Seagal is you don't have to. He's terrible everywhere
He's so convincing because he firmly believes he can do everything from the movie in his real life. Even more delusional, he buys Scientology lock, stock, and barrel.
@@genecanfield3681 That reads just like a line from a Space Ice movie recap.
One of the few times Space Ice has said "Mega blockbuster hit movie" and it was actually true. 🤣
Its true unless he reviews Seagal movies
Beat me to it. First thought during the intro!
I'm dead! 😂😂😂 So true!
@RebelPlanet1dude, what’s your obsession with that trainwreck? You’ve been leaving comments about that all over the place
Lmao
At least Tom cruise does his own crazy stunts. Steven seagull can't even climb the stairs😂😂😂😂😂
Why climb the stairs when you can have a slightly less heavier stunt double do it for you?
That's not true! His stunt double is well known in the industry, his name is Tom Crooze and sometimes they finish each other's sentences.
Hes too important for stunts
@@tpac28oh Ben stiller the man you are
Or walk forward for a while. Or speak three sentences in his own voice
The part where they are having a shootout on bikes, Cruise paid homage to Seagal by not looking where he is shooting and kills them all!
He looks in the mirror.
... but does it on purpose.
Also like Seagal, Cruise kills people while sitting down.
But he actually looked cool don't it because he was actually riding the motorcycle!
"He gets bad news, he has to fly to Atlanta."
Shade.
You wouldn't be saying that if you had to work there
"No! No, not -Detroit- Atlanta! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!"
My condolences to anyone having to fly to Atlanta.
My dad used to have to fly to Atlanta every month. He's better now.
The fact that we got the review for the 2nd Mission Impossible without a review for the first one just says how awesome this one is 🤙🏽
@@TomCruise-wg8eh 😂
" He better be talking about Cruise, cuz he's not catching that F'n dove" I lost it:)
Yeah, also the end card lol. If you enjoyed, like and sub, if not, I'm sending the dove lol
"While she's trying to figure out how to blame this all on him, he is trying to save their lives" Exactly LOL
Ah women.
this was so good lol
I've lived that one. I taught my sons an alternative way.
"He goes to see his bro Anthony Hopkins who can't believe how much this neighborhood has gone to shit" 😂😂😂 that really got me
Best line.
They share eating someone's brain too!
"I am sure he is probably dead... no reason to conf... - Oh my God!!!" 🤣
The scene where they're driving the bikes head on into each other and jump off and smash into each other at the last second is the most laughably unrealistic yet awesome stunt ever filmed.
"That old man with a choppable neck" 😂😂😂😂😂
His name is "how about a thank you" 🤣
I clicked and felt my T levels rise immediately.
Might go find a bar in Thailand.
Just don't do a bouncing splits followed by a butt wiggle.
Wait, do it.
@@danjonmills too late, already did. Got me attacked by a dozen dudes.
Wait for me, bro
"Science Gun" gets me 🤣
"Causing his bike to fly away and explode."
I almost spat my drink out at that! 😂
Someone turned off gravity
"This isn't a Steven Seagal movie" lmfao
"and we get the scene Hack Kubrick stole" 🤣
You Sir, on top of being a narrative comic genius, are also a fountain of movie trivia (2001: A Space Odyssey) 😎
"... the next year" ... because this was released in 2000 🤣
@@greebj I know right? Spice Ice is so meta even in details like that! 🤣
Sadly there are people out there, that if they even get he was referring to that movie, don't get the the joke that the movie didn't come out in 2001. The joke has layers.
When "Mega Blockbuster Hit Movie" is finally legit XD
This kind of video is what the internet was made for, well done!
the joke about Kubrick's A Space Odyssey is pure genius
Tom Cruise cruises his way to a bar in Thailand
*”you trust me”*
*-the wiseman*
That scene when Sean see's the band-aid on the body's finger, and realizes that he just killed his best friend was Savage ASF!!!!! 😂😂😂
The Kids in the hall reference makes this review 50% better and its already perfection lol
I don't know why this isn't top comment.
Dude, I lost it. I still go back and watch “that particular” sketch from time to time to get the god damn song out of my head.
30 Helens agree with you
i always say it: This is the most 2000 movie ever. The angles, the camera movements, the cuts. It screams: Welcome to 2000, bitches.
Yup
MI 2 is one of the weirdest movies ever. It seems to have been written and directed by someone who really wanted to shoot some kind of melodrama but lost a bet and got stuck with a spy action movie.
Ever heard of John Voo?
"Astronaut ninja."
Two words I never thought I would ever hear used together, but it's 2024, so here we are.
Steven Seagall is the glue that holds all Space Ice movie reviews together.
My favorite teenage years movie. The sequence with the reveal that he killed his best friend followed by the dove sequence followed by the chase out the bunker sequence followed by the best motorcycle chase sequence ever, and then by a brutal final fight preceded by the most awesome superman launch from the bikes in midair? That whole thing, was cinametic action heaven to me.
I forgot the whole "wear someone else's face gag" existed. It's like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but done a little more accurately.
Love me some Friday SpaceIce uploads! 10/10
MI2 was one of the first movies i bought on DVD, the resolution and details was really amazing for its time when DVD made it big.
I can't believe how awesome it is that a legend could take time out of his busy life and work with Tom Cruise
I never get tired of him dissing segal 😂😂😂😂
Not gonna lie, this was my favorite of these movies until Henry Cavill reloaded his fists
Stick with the swords Henry 😂 that was a different film by the way
@@mattwells5022 yes. That one became my favorite
Mine was MI3 before fallout came out. Those are my top two. Dead reckoning comes in third.
@@kennethkamona3388 I rank them MI3, MI, Rogue Nation, MI2, Fallout. I haven't seen Dead Reckoning. In spite of my rankings, MI and MI3 are the only ones I actually like.
@@tdylan No mention of Ghost Protocol, that's my favourite
This video maybe a joke but seriously i love MI2. Tom looked never better and cooler. John Woo style action and editing, great background score, emotional love story. What else do you want.
Best MI movie ever.
All time Favorite
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i remember seeing this in the theater as a kid. at the end when they are fighting in the sand, cruise is doing these incredibly violent jump kicks to the dude's face, no one cared, but when the dude grabs a rock a hits cruise once they all gasped.
little did i know the plot of this movie would become reality
I did see it as a kid too, I wanted the stupid chick to die so bad, didn't make sense to me how could a character br so stupid. Still doesnt make sense to this day.
Cruise hates this movie yet it made him a legit action actor and is the templete of all MI movies after(before MI2, MI was more drama thriller with lesser action. Becausebof MI2 success the franchise relies heavy onnaction).
This movies action pieces were top notch. That bike chase was 🔥. The mask intruige was a thrill too. Cruise was in his feelings because Woo made the movie a Woo movie lol
It’s not a space ice video without him roasting Steven Seagal
That Dove is the same one as in Hard Target, blowing stuff up. He was also in Face Off, but was strangely well behaved when Nicolas Cage was around.
The dove was in awe of being in the rarefied air around Nicholas Cage's greatness.
This was one of my favourite movies when i was a child!
John Woo movies were the GnR November Rain videos of the cinematic world.
My God, Space Ice, you're a treasure
Mission Impossible 9 is my favourite one, it's the one where he goes to a bar in Thailand.
Tom may be cringe with the scientology thing... but he owns and flies a P-51 Mustang. That is badass
His ego needed to make up for his height somehow.
He might have the stupidest religion, but he rarely talks about it, and his movies are great. So I let it fly…
That's a good approach. I wish there were were more Mustangs, in airworthy condition.
He actually owns two. So when one is in the shop he can use the other.
What's with male ultra rich dudes needing to fly WWII era planes? Super cars too boring? F-16s out of stock? Cessnas not cool enough?
Another amazing synopsis of a mega blockbuster hit movie that if anything too perfectly retells the story.
i hope the bad ass dove gets more screen time in the future. the true MVP
John Woo likes to use white doves in his movies. Face Off is another one
I lost it at “Scott Thompson from kids in the hall” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:25 Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall! I spit coffee and choked on the laughter! Life is good!
9:55 Oh snap! Life gets better!
MI 2 i was so ready for this one. i got here before the bell icon
Deported for watching a steven segal hand slapping movie , 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember being a huge fan of MI1 growing up. I remember the year it came out. So I was excited for MI2 naturally. I had no idea what kind of John Woo madness I was about to experience 😂 what a jarring difference in films. Nothing like the first movie
OK, no more drinking while watching Space Ice because "...one of his spark plugs was spitting" almost made me do exactly that.
That was a good fun movie. Most of the cars used in that awesome chase at the end were like a few year old base model cars that people would have got as their first car when they turned 18. Me and my mates were of that age when we went to see this and we are like 'dude your car just got blown up by Tom Cruise' and 'hey isn't that your dads 4 wheel drive?' Good laugh at the time for us Aussie filmgoers. Great review as always Space Ice.
Funny!
Ninja Assassin is the greatest movie of all time and I won’t be happy until you admit.
Space Ice: "So he makes sure Arby's brought the pliers and blow torch, just in case!"
Captain America: "I did........ I got that reference."
So you know the secret to S-tier roast beef, then. Excellent.
The best thing about Mission Impossible 2 is the Ben Stiller Skit 😅
Lmao i remember that! Wasnt it on MTV or some awards show?
And having Hugh Jackman cast as Wolverine
And then Metallica's soundtrack 💪
Tom Cruz: a good stuntman even changes their name to sound like the leading man😂
I kinda liked when Tom Cruise played Austin Powers.
The scene when Cruise kick ups the gun from the sand, jumps, catches the gun, spins in midair and shoots at the badguy is one of 2 times I was in a cinema and the audience clapped. The other one was when Aragorn killed that Uruk-Hai in Fellowship.
I guess audiences in Croatia love creative kills.
Nice MGSV reference at the end with the "Diamond Dog".
con air
@@haplon33 Is it? Thank you, I don´t know all the stuff the game is referencing.
Time for some Nicolas Cage action, and yes, I know the movie from hearing, just not having seen it yet.
@@iammrbadguy9706 its definitely worth a watch! very fun cast and some hilarious cage accent work 😁
You don’t GET to operate a firearm from a helicopter if you’re NOT wearing a suit! Not ever!
Yes, everyone at Secret Message Spy School knows this...
But it wasn't a firearm- it was a Door Dash delivery.
This cast is fucking stacked 😂😂
Fuck yeah, spark-plugs still spittin!!!
Running Thompson running free. See the Thompson , see the running Thompson.
Running freeeee!
Well, look what we got here!
Got ourselves a pretty little Thompson!
Guess we better beat on him!
Running Thompson, running free. See the Thompson, running from the rednecks,running free,..
Run you Thompson, run you...run you Thompson, running free!!!
😂😂Probably one of my favorite skits of all times.
M:i-2 was controversial at the time because it went down a very different path than the first Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible was a gem, and had cooler, darker themes and cinematics, and a more realistic pace, but the plot twists became a bit much. M:i-2 was in your face with action (even if unrealistic at times), was quick paced, and was filmed quite beautifully as well, but with a warmer tone. And Tom Cruise really brought his A game, even more than in Mission Impossible. Not to mention the awesome performance of Sean Ambrose, and the music was enjoyable as well.
I think Tom thrives on the action, reaching his physical limits, performing at his absolute best, and honestly performing at man's best. It will be a sad time when he retires, because there is currently no male action star that even comes close to bringing what he brings. His level of dedication has no equal.
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@@Matt28NJ hee hee hee delusional
Tom Cruise has climbed the tallest building in the world, raced motorcycles at Mach 1, held onto a plane as it took off, and did a 25,000 halo jump but the stunt that really gave me chills was the knife blade a quarter inch from his eye. Yikes!
It pains me to say it especially given I live within walking distance of so many of the filming locations and love many John Woo films but MI2 is by far the worst of the Mission Impossible films.
I am glad that we had a mention of Sensei JCVD and his groove moves at the bars in Thailand, if only by listening to his voice and spirit.
"From this dove.... who hates corporate bullshit... but loves explosions" LMAO
Real smooth, mentioning the wise man JCVD and having his legendary dance in Thailand being mentioned in so many words. Space Ice you are the GOAT!!!
Yes! Friday Space Ice is the best!
Space Ice, shows the world that he is the JCVD in a Bar in Thailand, busting split moves, of all Narators Ever !!!!
Was waiting for the “and both riders change the tyres on their motorbikes to off-road tyres before changing them back again” comment, instead i will have to live with the licence plate changing of Segal.
It's so sad he doesn't repeat his jokes and isn't completely predictable 🙄
"Hack" Stanley Kubrick🤣🤣
"I'm sure he's probably dead. No reason to confir- oh, my god!" That got me.
The rage exploding dove came out of nowhere . Lmao 😂
I would love to see you. Do a video on the Underworld series.
Wow! Now that will be epic. A video for each Underworld movie.
This channel above anything else deserves way more subs!
‘’Where he showed the World!”’ 😂😂😂
Yes! Yes! Yes! Keep up the Tom Cruise movies! Tom Cruise is a living legend!
Oh no, Space Ice has gone scientologist 😮😮
Another banger from the Ice Man!
"First things first."
"It usually is." 😂
Fridays are for the Ice Man.
I absolutely fuckin LOVE the shade thrown at that waddler that is steven seagall.
When are we gonna get Neil Breen's 2023 mega hit blockbuster, Cade: The Tortured Crossing, a movie that IMDb gave it a score of 7.4, which is bullshit and it's not even the dumbest thing about it, where he showed the world that Bearded Breen has seen enough of his brothers atrocities and fight scenes that make Steven Seagal look like...well...Steven Seagal.
Oh, this is awesome! Didn't even know about it.
I wonder what he's going to show the world this time?
@@SoCalDreaming87No matter what crazy scenario you might come up with, Breen’s is even crazier!
Just read this on IMDb: "Voted best film of the year by PeOplE's ChoIcE magazine. It was reported that Roger Ebert came back from the grave to award it 5 stars." made me spit my coffee on the spot.
@hollyperrin7353 No doubt! 😃
But in my defense, I am not a film directing, producing, acting, writing, editing, catering, costume designing, funding, camera working genius like Neil Breen. I never stood a chance.
@@RuiLuz 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 😸
Scott Thompson, from Kids in the Hall...OMFFG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
That "while she's trying to figure out how to blame this on him...." line, fuckin' slayed me. 😂
Space Ice is settling into its groove here. This is some peak stuff.
It's amazing what you can accomplish by pulling up really hard on the handlebars. 🏍
OMG I love the way you always find the way to include Steven Seagal 😂😂😂😂 You’re awesome 😎
If the movie does what Segal don't. So it's a mega blockbuster hit movie for sure.
"Kids In the Hall", that's it right there!🤣
Black market Christmas lights. Bwahahaha!
This is going to be very good.
This movie has one of the best soundtracks and OSTs ever. I must've listened to Limp Bizkit's "Take A Look Around" millions of times back in high school.
mission impossible 2 is super underrated. the scene where the cars almost go off the cliff with the Spanish music written by Hans zimmer just goes insane.
Definitely appreciate the Scott Thompson reference!!! KITH was a great show back in the day.
A good addition to the Van Damme side, the good side 😁🦵
I only remembered the slowmo spinning cars sh*t, and that 5:59 she was fine ash 👌 That's what she added to the movie 😂
...he's probably dead... OH MY GOD! Nobody saw this coming. I laughed my ass off.🤣
Every time Cruise doesn't drive a motorcycle in one of his movies a Seagal body double dies
Only one man can stand on a bike while it steers itself. Cruise did what he could 🫡
Your voice sir. Is hella funny 😆
I actually really liked mission impossible 2 , space ices videos make ,my day never , laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
“We get the shocking reveal that Scott Thompson doesn’t even exists…” that part made me spit out my coffee it was so good haha
The video description is priceless 😂