I tied my cat's catnip fish toy to a broom with a string and took that and my cat outside to play with with it. Somebody walked by and asked what I was doing. I said "I'm cat fishing" 😝
YO MY BAD JOKE MADE IT IN HECK YESS. Sorry it is so wrong on so many levels but your reaction made me so happy… prepare MaximBady… I will be reacting to ur reacting of me reacting to a harassment joke. Thank you for your awesome content 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The guy being goofy running around and then talking about the chimney is truly me almost all day everyday. It's fun to act goofy because if your not laughing then your not living. Laughter solved a lot of problems fasho.
This guy is the only one who can make us smile, none of those video was not funny at all but this guy hhhh is he has talents for it !!! so hes only one who make us smile and thank you for that ^^
concerning the horse, AND the chimney, you laughed.....you moved the goal post you said....."i will sell my left testicle if i laugh." now, all of the sudden, it is, if you laugh three times
That horse will probably need years of therapy now! …to think before that incident it was living a perfectly happy horse life! That man… or it might have been a woman, I’m not sure - is just giving humans a bad name as far as I’m concerned, it’s borderline animal cruelty! Anyway, that’s my two cents. -Carlos Verde - Dating Tips
As a real alcoholic, I can assure you it's nothing to brag about. It started in high school as just fun and games, and carried into partying with my college friends. Then I turned 21yo in Texas and everyone drank whiskey and beer everyday especially in Corpus Christi where most people literally go to work all day then get off, and go fishing and we would drink everytime on the beach while doing so, and it was just way too normalized. Next thing I knew years went by, and I was drinking a 5th of whiskey a day, and would chug a 40oz budweiser or two before going into work because I was a server at multiple restaurants dealing with assholes and stupid people. I eventually quit drinking hard liquor all together except on special occasions, but switched to drinking beer all day which on average would be around 20-25 beers at least all day everyday. I did this from 2011 until last year, and now I'm done with it. My daily routine was wake up and drink 4-6 beers before doing anything, then would drink another 4-6 beers while doing the things I needed to do, and at this time I had turned $265 into around $340,000 in 10 months after learning how to read charts and trade the markets mainly crypto so I had no routine except drink and make money. Then would finish the night off with another 4-10 beers or more depending on the day and what we had going on. But this year I said no more, and I started subbing out the beer for hard liquor because I don't like drinking it, but my body literally needs alcohol in it to survive. I've only had around 10 beers in the past 2 months, and was taking 14 shots a day instead and been slowly weaning off of that number. Went from 14-16 a day down to 12-14, then 10-12, 8-10, and currently fluctuating from 4-8 this past week. This week I'll bring it down to 4-6, and next week go to 2-4 which will go on for 2 weeks after that. Then I'll be going down to 1-3 with my gf having extra hidden somewhere just in case, and that'll last another 2 weeks. Then after that I'll go to 1-2 for 2 weeks, and then go to 1 for 3 weeks. By this time my body should have become acclimated to not physically needing the alcohol to survive because alcohol is one of the only substances you can literally die from not having, and you will have hallucinations, tremors, and your body will shutdown. Then I'll go to zero a day, and only drink on special occasions. I'm only 32yo and I'm not trying to die by age 40-50. My grandpa was an alcoholic, my dad passed away in early 2018 from alcohol addiction at 61yo, and watching him suffer and dying was a huge wake up call for me. I know it'll be tough, but cannabis and mushrooms help a lot because when I smoke I don't even think about drinking for hours, and when I micro dose or trip it's the same thing. They're truly miracles and life savers. Please kids DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL UNLESS IT'S FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION!!! At first your just having fun and partying thinking well it can't be that bad because it's legal and everyone is doing it, but before you know it years of time has flown by, and if you don't have it you'll freak out and start literally dying. By then it's too late because most people will never stop because it's just easier to keep drinking and functioning like normal then having to deal with the withdrawals ect. If your going to use substances to alter your mind and body just use cannabis or mushrooms. You can't die from using either one, and they're 100% natural given to us by the God's and universe for a reason.
My dad started drinking around age 11. Got really bad during his adult years, because a heavy drinker and I remember my mother also having to pick him up from the puddle of piss he passed out in. Then of course my mom got me and my sister to pick him up when we were old enough too. Get him cleaned and change his clothes, etc...I still love my dad, he was a good dad but I hated him drinking.
It’s a shame that Alcohol was completely normalized and cannabis was demonized. That’s probably one of the most deceptive and destructive lies that have been pushed into cultural acceptance. Weed doesn’t poison the body like alcohol does, and quality dry herb vapes pretty much eliminate any potential undesirable effects on the lungs. Also, abruptly quitting cannabis after years of regular use won’t result in harsh withdrawal symptoms. Cannabis withdrawals are similar to, or less severe than caffeine withdrawals. Anyone should be able to legally grow weed, the same as any other garden herb. The idea of a small group of people outlawing something as natural as water, sunshine, and air, sounds more absurd with each passing year.
The cost of a chimney isn’t free. It’s through the roof.
Now you're just smoking.
Lmfaooo
*graze the roof*
Bruh xD
🤣🤣
That horse got catfished lol. The look of disappointment on it's face 😂
Better call mtv 😂😂😂😂
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"Why the long face?" 😄🤣
If you look closely, he was probably turned on too😂.
fisherman got catfished by the gator.
Trying not to laugh while watching Maxim trying not to laugh is harder than trying not to laugh at the original videos
It’s the voice 😂 I was laughing so hard last night 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Frr, his facial expressions are killing me
I love how much joy this man brings me by just existing. "Testicolas" and "Jeeesus Chri on a mota biike" doesn't hurt either!
"if I laugh three times, I'll sell my testicles in Mexico"
Fails again immediately 😃
That gator took the phrase catfishing someone to a whole new level!
I tied my cat's catnip fish toy to a broom with a string and took that and my cat outside to play with with it. Somebody walked by and asked what I was doing. I said "I'm cat fishing" 😝
The guy taking a "bite" of the donut is how my husband takes a "little bite" lol
Always guaranteed to cheer me up. Best discovery on here in ages.
Never go to standups. But had Maxim given one I would have bought tickets instantly. This dude is as funny as it's humanly possible.
Whats wrong with standup bro
@@somedudefromapharmacyI think what they're trying to say is that they've never been to standup.
"Can I have a bite?"
Proceeds to take a lions bite.
- my boyfriend everytime.
I would stop giving him bites of your food and tell him to get his own
Maxim is more funny than any of these videos 😂
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yes
The dude and his mom in the falling filter with your reaction almost made me bust out laughing 😂!!!
Lmao! That horse got you!! 😎👍
If I was in that boat, I’d shit myself upon seeing that gator.
I'm screwed, just hearing that you watched seven cats dying already made me laugh
10 years later and youve kept the same scuffed production values GG
All hail, Maximus Testiculus!!!
Watching him trying not to laugh was making me loose control. Way funnier than the actual videos
This man and his reactions 🤣😂🤣
YO MY BAD JOKE MADE IT IN HECK YESS. Sorry it is so wrong on so many levels but your reaction made me so happy… prepare MaximBady… I will be reacting to ur reacting of me reacting to a harassment joke. Thank you for your awesome content 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Is he pointing the fire at his son to tell us he's flaming gay? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9 years and he now going full god mode
Honestly, I think Maxim was funnier than the videos 😂😂
People go to desperate measures for their 5 seconds of fame. Clout life.
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He's a cool guy - very likeable 😎
He always is 😊
Please, just laugh. Laughter is good for the soul.
The shoe with a hole is his favorite😂😂
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The guy being goofy running around and then talking about the chimney is truly me almost all day everyday.
It's fun to act goofy because if your not laughing then your not living. Laughter solved a lot of problems fasho.
NO DOUBT!! 😜👍🤜🤣🤛😄🍻
Laughed more because of maxim than because of the videos
You lost... u laughed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maxim is funnier than any of the videos
5:10 - That one was hard not to laugh at, not to mention it was a very sly line.🤔😏
Well time to cut the old ball of the vine man😂
Either you are buying me two more or we are going to fight. I love you brother.
And right there @2:52... You lost your left testicle 😂😂😂
Mexico here...still waiting for payment.
4:54 booger flying off baddy's nose....
I saw that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And that made me laugh more than all those clips!
4:53 damn that boi shooting out here :D
The woman pounding the pot on the stove was having a bedtime flashback
Oh no maxim Looks like lefty is a goner. Hehe great videos love your content.
10:05- First off, what did she say about his ex?!? And then after she fell over she tried busting out with either a stone cold stunner or a RKO! Lmao
5:19 Bro became an elephant 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is the only one who can make us smile, none of those video was not funny at all but this guy hhhh is he has talents for it !!! so hes only one who make us smile and thank you for that ^^
7:15 🤣🤣🤣
Haha poor horse
At about 1:11 bro was for real gonna whack em with a 2x4 🤣🤣
concerning the horse, AND the chimney, you laughed.....you moved the goal post
you said....."i will sell my left testicle if i laugh."
now, all of the sudden, it is, if you laugh three times
the kick by the soccer players is like what Random Number Generator does to a shot from a tank in World of Tanks, makes you miss from ten feet away
Yeah that first dude definitely has a meeting with H.R 🤣
Can`t laugh with the dead cats man, but generally you`re really good. Such funny style and lines.
4:54 that booger comes out like "weeee"
Lol
This guy is hilarious, keep the videos coming
The falling filter just killed me! 😂
Was trying not to laugh either but a boogie flew out your nose maxim at 4:55 damn you
Bro is spitting facts in a entertainment video
Your laugh makes me laugh and happy
6:18 the fact he’s playing with a lighter thing next to a small child 🤦🏽♀️
not him forgetting his first laugh and not counting it in 😂
"If Im going to watch this pounding It should be in the forest" LMAO
That horse will probably need years of therapy now! …to think before that incident it was living a perfectly happy horse life!
That man… or it might have been a woman, I’m not sure - is just giving humans a bad name as far as I’m concerned, it’s borderline animal cruelty!
Anyway, that’s my two cents.
-Carlos Verde - Dating Tips
2+2=95 got me dieing😂😂😂
"I am not eating testicles, I am losing mine" -Maxim, probably
Yeah, you actually laughed like 5 or 6 times!!! You owe both of them now!!!
This man has me laughing so hard
I knew it was a gator. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@4:55 booger shot out Maximbady's nose. lol
Dafaq 🤣
Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 and Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 are the G.O.A.Ts.
You are buying me two more or we are going to fight 😂😁😂
3:24 I replayed it multiple times and laughed everytime
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
Not only were you hilarious
But the videos were 👌
Truly inspiring
That guy got catfished by a crocodile
3:06 growing up we laugh on silly things than adult slang / comedy
7:56 svarog getting backshots ahh noises
Jus found ur channel lol
5:08 That took a very intimate turn
0:59 Certified Romanian Moment.
You laugh 2time once on the horse to that's 3 with the girl now haha😂😂😂I'm Just Saiyan HGD ✌️
Well I told ya how to fix it it's not my problem! MA! 😂
Noooo! He said "pp" and I lost 😭
The horse believes in witchcraft 🤣🤣
4:59 thank me for this one LMAO!! this one was a shocker!!
2+2 and 65
YOU GENIUS
06:18 I was honestly expecting mister flappy in the background to give the old fella a cakeplanting...
I can't believe kid behind the camera of the angry Grandpa show came up on this video cool lol
Don't play with his shoes...
Next time he will be getting a box
7:43 Honestly the best part, I can't lie.
'It is e ghetor, are the de? De kamera stopt, I think they are de
My man uploaded!
I can not with him!! Lmbo
Your face on the thumbnail hahaha
Poor bady lost a testicle
That Asian lady at 8:35 was very disturbed and troublesome!
You forgot to count the laugh for the emotionally damaged horse... that's 3 laughs
Amount of left testicals he's lost...
2
6:37 i see you 😂...
It's worth more attached to you. You should sell it in Mexico, but only for a weekend.
That "Hooters" woman doesn't look much older than 12 herself...
@ JohnnyProctor9
Wondering when someone was going to say that.
dammit I'm trying not to laugh and their vids aren't making me lose but your reaction is making me weak
A chimney is not on the house, it's through the roof
Go THE HOUSE Of 🇮🇹🇮🇹 SICILIAN 🏇🏇BALLERZ
As a real alcoholic, I can assure you it's nothing to brag about.
It started in high school as just fun and games, and carried into partying with my college friends. Then I turned 21yo in Texas and everyone drank whiskey and beer everyday especially in Corpus Christi where most people literally go to work all day then get off, and go fishing and we would drink everytime on the beach while doing so, and it was just way too normalized.
Next thing I knew years went by, and I was drinking a 5th of whiskey a day, and would chug a 40oz budweiser or two before going into work because I was a server at multiple restaurants dealing with assholes and stupid people.
I eventually quit drinking hard liquor all together except on special occasions, but switched to drinking beer all day which on average would be around 20-25 beers at least all day everyday.
I did this from 2011 until last year, and now I'm done with it. My daily routine was wake up and drink 4-6 beers before doing anything, then would drink another 4-6 beers while doing the things I needed to do, and at this time I had turned $265 into around $340,000 in 10 months after learning how to read charts and trade the markets mainly crypto so I had no routine except drink and make money. Then would finish the night off with another 4-10 beers or more depending on the day and what we had going on.
But this year I said no more, and I started subbing out the beer for hard liquor because I don't like drinking it, but my body literally needs alcohol in it to survive. I've only had around 10 beers in the past 2 months, and was taking 14 shots a day instead and been slowly weaning off of that number.
Went from 14-16 a day down to 12-14, then 10-12, 8-10, and currently fluctuating from 4-8 this past week. This week I'll bring it down to 4-6, and next week go to 2-4 which will go on for 2 weeks after that. Then I'll be going down to 1-3 with my gf having extra hidden somewhere just in case, and that'll last another 2 weeks. Then after that I'll go to 1-2 for 2 weeks, and then go to 1 for 3 weeks.
By this time my body should have become acclimated to not physically needing the alcohol to survive because alcohol is one of the only substances you can literally die from not having, and you will have hallucinations, tremors, and your body will shutdown.
Then I'll go to zero a day, and only drink on special occasions. I'm only 32yo and I'm not trying to die by age 40-50. My grandpa was an alcoholic, my dad passed away in early 2018 from alcohol addiction at 61yo, and watching him suffer and dying was a huge wake up call for me.
I know it'll be tough, but cannabis and mushrooms help a lot because when I smoke I don't even think about drinking for hours, and when I micro dose or trip it's the same thing. They're truly miracles and life savers.
Please kids DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL UNLESS IT'S FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION!!! At first your just having fun and partying thinking well it can't be that bad because it's legal and everyone is doing it, but before you know it years of time has flown by, and if you don't have it you'll freak out and start literally dying. By then it's too late because most people will never stop because it's just easier to keep drinking and functioning like normal then having to deal with the withdrawals ect.
If your going to use substances to alter your mind and body just use cannabis or mushrooms. You can't die from using either one, and they're 100% natural given to us by the God's and universe for a reason.
My dad started drinking around age 11. Got really bad during his adult years, because a heavy drinker and I remember my mother also having to pick him up from the puddle of piss he passed out in. Then of course my mom got me and my sister to pick him up when we were old enough too. Get him cleaned and change his clothes, etc...I still love my dad, he was a good dad but I hated him drinking.
Hope it works out and you can quit. Good luck. I'm an addict mself and it's a daily struggle. Life is too hard sober imo. Smoke weed and be happy!
It’s a shame that Alcohol was completely normalized and cannabis was demonized. That’s probably one of the most deceptive and destructive lies that have been pushed into cultural acceptance. Weed doesn’t poison the body like alcohol does, and quality dry herb vapes pretty much eliminate any potential undesirable effects on the lungs. Also, abruptly quitting cannabis after years of regular use won’t result in harsh withdrawal symptoms. Cannabis withdrawals are similar to, or less severe than caffeine withdrawals.
Anyone should be able to legally grow weed, the same as any other garden herb. The idea of a small group of people outlawing something as natural as water, sunshine, and air, sounds more absurd with each passing year.
All that writing for 13 likes , sorry man
Weed is as bad as drink. Still addiction
4:54 *elephant noises intensifies*