Obviously the guy has has a some kind of phobia, like me. If someone did that "prank" to me im going straight to the ER and then im making a restraining order. Playing with ppls actual fears as a joke is a scumbag move.
@@LeeHoushang Well there were so many possible ways to die in this video it’s hard to tell which. I’m just kidding, but it’s been five days since I watched this video, so now I really don’t know.
How to get away with using footage of someone's death on UA-cam because you cba checking that no one died on every video - include *nobody was harmed* in some clips
There were a couple in there where it seemed like everything was shaking, they could have been earthquakes! But the door shutting, YEP that was more believable than the drawer opening!
@@Nightlingg I thought maybe he was some kind of scientist and only refers to octopus tentacles by some scientific name, like rubberii suckerpusserii or something. :)
LMFAO you thought the snake was real?? clearly it's cruel for the guy with a phobia, that's not funny, but the "snake" is very obviously just made of rubber
No but seriously what was that? It didn't look like anyone was in the closet, and the way the dad reacted is bizarre too. imo this is the creepiest clip
@declamatory what makes you think Roman Catholics are pagans. Also, Halloween isn’t satanic, there are just some people who think that, and they’ve got a wrong sense of what Halloween is
3:33 If that's a real Poltergeist, you got a problem dude.👻 3:50 Jeez Zaaa. Near deaths aren't funny. My goodness.😬 4:37 See what I mean.😳 5:32 Close Calls indeed. 😬
I'd like to think that if I found out my house was haunted, I'd try to make friends with it. The whole: "I will do my best not to bother you, you still have free reign on the home, I would be happy to experiment and find things you can do to entertain yourself" routine
Then something knocked the books off the table besides the rocking chair. I thought first it was a earth quake. But books don't just fly off the table like that.
This is usually caused by a high temperature differential between the oil and something put into the oil. Which is why you should NEVER put something that's frozen in a deep fryer. Always thaw it first.
0:36 That's a nice puppy.🐕🐶😂👍💯 0:42 He's a new man now. He saw God and believes in him without question now.😳 1:28 Near death experiences aren't funny guys. Come on now.😰
“God bless the internet.” Man, the days when the internet was pretty expensive to get. Nowadays, it’s pretty normal to have it, ppl all deep down on their cell phones.
By the way, they weren't saying "Back 'em up, Back 'em up" but "la cabane, la cabane" , meaning they knew the tree would fall on the shack behind them.
Which clip was the best?👻
0:20 had my crackling 😂
Put me on bro
The last video
Literally each and every clip @failarmy
7:00
7:21 That rat parkour was absolutely incredible!
3:40 Beyond Freddie, this is supposed to be normal, Right?! POOR KRUGER NEEDS THERAPY NOW!!! DAMN!
that rat was nimble
the guy then looks back at the camera shocked
I watched this video for the third time
I like how they pause their fright to watch it in amazement lol.
That one with the snake wasn't cool. That reaction went beyond a jumpscare. That was mortal terror.
Obviously the guy has has a some kind of phobia, like me. If someone did that "prank" to me im going straight to the ER and then im making a restraining order. Playing with ppls actual fears as a joke is a scumbag move.
Like all blacks, his biochemistry is loaded with a high level of estradiol.
it was funny
it was f hilarious.
You think he was terrified? I would have absolutely made a new door thru one of those walls.
11:55 - This woman would make horror movies about 5 mins long. Just "Nah, nope, not today Satan"
fr, but to be honest, i think I'd have the same reaction, nope out from fear
😂😂😂 Right?
@SquidgyWobble it was genuinely unsettling.
I would have taken out the shelf until I fix the hinge.
But that'd be me since I don't believe in ghosts.
@@kotosqoposrly BOO!
"*NO ONE WAS HARMED*" Bulllll Sheet!!!! 😂😂😂
7:22 The Rat acrobat was something to behold! 😂
Rat did some parkour, but the way the guy looked at the camera..."that motherfucker"
He needs to be a video game character.
Where I live all rats are athletic and smart like that
You mean ratcrobat.
Well you can clearly say that mouse/rat wasn’t there the first time. Better get a net for that window
I like how the golden retriever walks up to the owner after waking him up, like he's apologizing.
As a golden retriever dad myself, I can confirm their random sudden barks are extremely startling lmao
yeah, that was deff a 'sorry boss, didnt mean to scare you'
He was explaining that he saw a squirrel.
So the bark was necessary.
@@MrYfrank14👍😁
I think he was saying sorry
I never cease to be amazed at the carelessness of some drivers.
1:29 pedestrians as well. How do you miss a bus? Also, there is a crosswalk right in view as well.
Same here.
😂😂
“AHHHHH! bloody hell George don’t do that”
😂😂😂😂 1:25
1:24
😂🤣
@@DjDaizyNeon same thing bro
I don't care what anyone says - Mother Nature has the BEST jump scares around.
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he doesn't exist!
@@donniev8181bot
They always mock people for falling over in horror films but it really does happen
2:16 WHAT THE ....💀💀
Why is noone talking about this???
That was the most unsettling thing I've seen in a while. 😬
really disturbing :(
That may be the same person who did human face cake years ago for halloween. Imagine instead of candy you get this 🤣🤣🤣
Genius
"BLOODY HELL GEORGE DON'T DO THAT!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
0:42 well...your guardian angel works fine!!
Dammm straight. He definitely believes in God now.😳👍💯
😮😮😮
@@dr.robertbennett3452r
That one and the one at 13:26
@@zirk5392 absolutely!
4:00 That scared the fart right out of her 🤣
7:13 The rat doing Parkour 😂😂
12:49 Cat just spent 8 of its 9 lives right there!
The landslide is actually scary though
It really was. One of the people running away was carrying a baby in an infant seat.
Some of the people in this compilation almost became ghosts 😵💀
No one was harmed
*Last guy - define harm
there are sharp curve signs on his front easement. what is going on over there?!
yea i saw the other car just crushing his legs. Then a second after he was limping. Definitely not harmed
0:36 this happens all the time to me😂😂😂
2 people die, 1 broke back, 2 broken legs...FailArmy..."no one was harmed"
Who died in the video?
You dont know?@Diloparker
@@LeeHoushang Well there were so many possible ways to die in this video it’s hard to tell which.
I’m just kidding, but it’s been five days since I watched this video, so now I really don’t know.
How to get away with using footage of someone's death on UA-cam because you cba checking that no one died on every video - include *nobody was harmed* in some clips
3:40 😂😂😂 why are they all inside like that and the screams 😂😂OMG
You will be surprised🤣😂
Some kind of "woke shower event" and one of them announced a special guest for rubbing everyones back.
And then Freddy appeared......
3:28 When you eat your apple too late and the doctor is already there.
Some big girly screams there 😂
Interesting fail army video from near deaths to innocent pranks to potential hauntings
Potential? Maybe in some, it's just a clever prank. That last one tho...
Staged x 10. Dont be naive or stupid.
What’s a potential haunting?
Yeah that poltergeist pushing the get chair back at the guy that pushed it away from him, unless if it was on a string!
There were a couple in there where it seemed like everything was shaking, they could have been earthquakes! But the door shutting, YEP that was more believable than the drawer opening!
Mannn an octopus slithering around my feet would have sent me to another dimension 😂
Yeah, glad she saw it before it wrapped it's tentacles around her ankles.
@@bruceb4349 Octopuses don't have tentacles.
@@TheRealSkeletor
Ok. Thank you.
Was I thinking of a squid then ?
@@bruceb4349 octopus DO have tentacles. Idk why someone said they don't. Maybe they're just messing with you?😅
@@Nightlingg I thought maybe he was some kind of scientist and only refers to octopus tentacles by some scientific name, like rubberii suckerpusserii or something. :)
4:03 oh, she was pissed! 😂😂😂
9:08 The force of that egg slap killed me. 🤣
it was clearly scripted lmfao
I don't know what's more scary; Freddy Krueger or 5 guys showering together
5:49 I sure hope that squirrel wasn't rabid. This is NOT normal behavior.
7:35 cruel to the guy and snake
LMFAO you thought the snake was real??
clearly it's cruel for the guy with a phobia, that's not funny, but the "snake" is very obviously just made of rubber
*Cool
10:40...those bikers insaane😅
Looks like they were trying to escape the police.
Exactly! Running from the police.
7:31
Ghost came up from the grave and said
“bro just let me rest in peace will ya”
No but seriously what was that? It didn't look like anyone was in the closet, and the way the dad reacted is bizarre too. imo this is the creepiest clip
That lady did not want to look around the corner to see if that drawer opened again 😰😮💨🏃♀️
lol... I don't blame her😂😂😂
she did just fine : RUN and don't go back lol
How convenient the placement of the camera. If the drawer is being pulled out by fishing line or something it's out of frame, too.
@@donfarangyes, it was set up to scare her and record her reaction. Win.
@@peterbretherton3546or they set up a camera because it keeps doing that, but it’s just doing that because it’s too full to stay closed.
50% Pranks 50% Car accidents.
9:36 NOT THE TOILETPAPER
To those who are watching, I hope you have a happy Halloween!
Will do & you have a spooky one also 💀
No, thank you. I'm not a Roman Catholic or some other sort of pagan.
@declamatory what makes you think Roman Catholics are pagans. Also, Halloween isn’t satanic, there are just some people who think that, and they’ve got a wrong sense of what Halloween is
Have a wonderful Christmas ❤
There are some freaking CAR ACCIDENTS in these clips. What kind of sick person would find a car accident funny?
The title says "pranks and close calls". Doesn't say anything about being funny.
No one said it was funny, what the F are you talking about?
Those would be the close call clips part of the title.
That look on the little girls face at 6:02 I hope he's ready for her to get even lmao.
That was a lot of near misses on the roadways.
0:30-0:34 has to be the best. An absolutely terrified scream, followed by laughter when she finally figured out what it was. LOL
3:33 If that's a real Poltergeist, you got a problem dude.👻
3:50 Jeez Zaaa. Near deaths aren't funny. My goodness.😬
4:37 See what I mean.😳
5:32 Close Calls indeed. 😬
I'll tell ya what, those dogs will never be the same 11:33
When you hear a grown man scream like a woman that’s when you know he’s genuinely scared!!!😂
13:50 who's need a smart home when have a ghost in your house?
"who is need a smart home"
I'd like to think that if I found out my house was haunted, I'd try to make friends with it. The whole: "I will do my best not to bother you, you still have free reign on the home, I would be happy to experiment and find things you can do to entertain yourself" routine
I think seeing all those men in the shower was the scariest
🤔😅
That rat channeled his inner Sam Fisher for a second...😂😂
3:27 - one of the funniest sounds ever made by a human.
7:36 wouldn't want to be around him in a dangerous situation. He gonna sacrifice you to get away.
It looked like he has a phobia of snakes. I highly doubt he was thinking rationally.
@@TheJaggedCarpet I know. That's not someone you want to be around in a bad situation.
@@TheJaggedCarpet
The point still stands. He’s the weakest link in The Apocalypse, for sht sure😂🤷🏾♀️
u rly think he of all ppl would even get close to a dangerous situation?
A lot of people mistaking drafts, or light breezes for ghosts. You okay guys? 😂😂
And the drawer and door was a fishing line prank I assume.
The self moving chair got me even though i knew it was coming! 😂
Why did it move? Was it a real paranormal clip? It really was scary
Then something knocked the books off the table besides the rocking chair. I thought first it was a earth quake. But books don't just fly off the table like that.
When people are scared that much, that they fight and run for their lifes, its not funny.
Yes, it is!
@@declamatory ...to a psychopath
Yes it is
No to normal people who aren't crybabies like you.
False.
5:38 *No one was harmed* The Car: "I beg to differ"
"Pranks and close calls..." What a weird combination, lol!
I don’t get why scaring people is entertaining; it seems really cruel. The guy with the snake clearly had a phobia, and that’s just traumatic."
8:50 As a cook, I feel his pain.
"This is our pasta water--NO!!!"
1:21 might be the most british man i've seen in my life
BLOODY HELL🎩☕️🇬🇧
1:41 how is this even possible!?!?😮
This is usually caused by a high temperature differential between the oil and something put into the oil. Which is why you should NEVER put something that's frozen in a deep fryer. Always thaw it first.
Someone probably tossed something like ice into the fryer.
@someguyonyoutube9279 What? A lot of fried food is frozen: fries, teddies, cheese sticks, jalapeno poppers, nuggets, etc.
@@nicholasbyram296 They may have been frozen, but they are allowed to thaw before frying.
11:49 She noped the heck outta there
11:56 this is my favorite 😂😂
You spooked me so good! lol I got chill, so fun.✌✌💚💚
0:16 That's not a fail at all. That is very much a win.
Das erste Video von failarmy, das ich mir nicht ganz angesehen habe. Das ewige Geschrei geht mir auf die Nerven.
Your anguish is palpable. Here's hoping that many years of counseling will help you.
I'm beginning to think they put "No one was harmed" on the particularly gnarly ones just to make us feel better. 😂
1:29 the people sitting at the table were extremely chill about that
How can she just get up and start walking again like nothing fugging happened
0:41 😱😱 couldn’t believe my eyes !! He is extremely blessed 🫶🏽
That goat is so cute! 13:33
7:35 is me with any bug lol 😂😂😂😂
That snake freakout was SO FUNNY!
** no one was harmed ** Buuullllsh!t 😂
Who says there is no God. Some of the people in these videos had their guardian angels right next to them.
Happy Halloween Failarmy.🎃👻💀
12:59 who says ghosts don’t work dayshift.
This is the content I didn’t know I needed today.
13:47 phasmaphobia in real life :D
Smiles and laughter-thanks for making my day better with this instant regret video! 😄
I’m more disturbed by all the guys in the shower together. WTH.
That was the surprise joke...
@ Pretty funny!
Great video, the selection was very funny
ooooooh, that last one tho...YIKES!
Happy halloween 👻🎃
respect to all friendly ghosts👻
Half of these were all poltergeist vids 👀👀
10:23 that biker is a fool
6:58 I would have DIED whoever did that was EVIL- 😭
0:55 : Phone while driving ?! Are you out of your mind ??
0:36 That's a nice puppy.🐕🐶😂👍💯
0:42 He's a new man now. He saw God and believes in him without question now.😳
1:28 Near death experiences aren't funny guys. Come on now.😰
0:52 - That driver, based on the video, should be ticked for driving while on her cell phone!!
“God bless the internet.” Man, the days when the internet was pretty expensive to get. Nowadays, it’s pretty normal to have it, ppl all deep down on their cell phones.
didn't expect near deaths experience on here instead of funny videos LOL absolutely incredible!
What a great week! Love this cabinet appointee!
By the way, they weren't saying "Back 'em up, Back 'em up" but "la cabane, la cabane" , meaning they knew the tree would fall on the shack behind them.
French or Canadian ?
That's FailArmy! They ALWAYS think, every spoken language is english.
@@kermitahnenerbe3722 French Canadian
@@Gamer433 very likely AI providing the captions
I jumped at the squirrel 😂
The last one lol “are you ok? I’m sorry I’m dumb.”
My abs are getting a workout from all this laughter
You probably got a six-pack as a result.
They’re not that funny
Thanks for all the scares. Happy halloween
1:12 that laugh 😂 😂😂
Does anyone else love every detail in this video as much as I do? Truly amazing!
Scaring people with what they are terrified of isn't funny, you wouldn't be laughing if they have a heart attack or stroke, it's attempted murder
Nobody was harmed at 5 minutes and 38 seconds just the guys Pride😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The brothas running from the dog sounded like Tom and Jerry when they fall in a pot of boiling water.