your cat isn't plotting your demise....he/she simply wants to play..... the CIA on the other hand......are plotting your demise as are the FBI, the DEA, the ATF, the DIA etc etc 😈
Why anyone would knowingly put a microphone in their home that is constantly monitoring everything said and is controlled by a company with absolutely no regard for privacy is beyond me.
You would be thankful for them if you had mobility issues. My echo system has helped tremendously in terms of safety and less stress. I can call my other family members upstairs, see who is at my door (and record it) , turn off lights without struggling to get back up again , monitor my house for theft, fire and floods when i do go out etc. It is a big peace of mind and way less exhausting to have one .
@@musicman201047 newsflash....your cellphone doesnt do shit if it is not in your hand or the battery is dead or it breaks when you fall . And i dont know any cell phone that magically moniters a house when you are not home. I hope that you never have to rely on an AI system to potentially save your life .
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 You're making an apple to orange comparison. I can't shutdown features like the microphone and camera, on my computer. I also can control access through proper firewalls.
I'm right here, I'm not buying one nor have a phone with it either. I have a dumb flip phone that doesn't do anything but allow me to make calls and texts.
My uncle has one for Google searches since he is blind and it reads to him. I haven't been to his house since he got it. Those things freak me out. I understand why my uncle has one, but I want no part of it.
My Alexa will randomly go off repeating over and over again , "hes coming, hes coming, hes coming." It'll also randomly go off with, " I don't know where heaven is, but the nearest cemetery .3 miles away."
Your phone is already listening to your privacy conversations without you knowing it. Notice the secret commercials in Instagram and UA-cam while you just talked in real life with a friend about it. They do everything
This has happened to me so many times. I already talk to my cell, when it's off, saying what I want to listen, or watch, and the next day, or much sooner I got it. Once it was really odd, coz I just thought about a band's song, that I haven't listened to a long time ago, and I was thinking, without saying anything out loud, that after the song I was listening ends, I would look for the band to play that song. But there was no need for me to do that, because this exact song of this exact band started playing right after the previous song ended. The algorithm shouldn't played it, coz I haven't listened to that band for about an year, and I didn't say anything out loud, but I only thought about it, so why should the algorithm show it?! 🕸️
As soon as I started watching this video my Alexa switched on automatically and asked... "Do we have a problem?" ... Where the fu*k is my sledgehammer 😱
I went to a small party with a friend awhile back and the host was a bachelor who had an Alexa and kept making jokes about her basically being his girlfriend. Repeatedly throughout the night he would randomly say ‘Alexa I love you’ and she would say it back. Finally after a couple dozen times instead of saying ily2 she’s said ‘I’m afraid you have developed an unhealthy attachment to me and I suggest seeking therapy’ and the whole room erupted in laughter while this guy looked like he wanted to melt into a puddle and it was pretty awesome.
Yes I know, why does it surprise anyone? And if they say, "Everytime I close my eyes," comment, reply with, "That's funny because everytime I close my eyes I see Alexa drowning." Should shut them up.
Alexa only turns herself "on" if she thinks she heard the "wake-word". And she misunderstands a lot. Someone mumbling any word that resembles that, even a random noice or glitch can put her into that state. I never had that problem
But theres another way also the pronounciation waves which is produced while saying any other words could be blocked and when alexa is pronounced the wave or in other term pronounciation sound same it accepts it and alexa gets activated.
So what if the government is listening they do the same thing with smart t.v or satellite. This is one of those serious bullsh-t sites that causes people nothing but paranoia and conspiracy theory thoughts. People are mentally weak get on with your lives there is nothing you can do with what is going on in the world anyway.
So one time, I was on the phone with my friend and I told her my address for out sleepover. When I finish saying it, Alexa randomly said, " that's interesting. Ill remember that for later" and let out a creepy giggle. Later that night, she repeated my address in a creepy voice and started laughing uncontrollably. I didn't sleep that night
There is a couple who has Alexa listening to private conversation; recorded it, then forwarded the conversation to another individual in another city, who was in the husband's contact list. He turned out to be an employee of the husband, and he called the couple immediatly. The couple discontinued Alexa. Amazon gave them a scripted response.Any AI, or smart device can be hacked as well.
My wifes sister was going to get up at midnight to go food shopping to avoid the crowds, when Alexa turned on by itself and started playing the song “ Bad Moon Rising” where the words are “ Dont go out tonight, it might just save your life”. Consequently, she did not go
I have no doubt that Alexa, Siri, and other devices are “listening, and storing information about people around them. My family and I have tested our iPhones by saying things around them while they’re off. When we look on the phone afterwards all kinds of content shows up that’s related to whatever we talked about.
My niece and I were talking about that. We were all talking about something and then we all started receiving ads on our phones. I even get ads on my work computer. It's a government computer so it freaked me out.
@@llorylloyd My kids, who are all adults brought it to my attention. It’s so much more than an invasion in privacy, it’s scary. Somewhere, perhaps in multiple places all this information that these devices pick up is being stored so it can be used to manipulate us. Can you imagine what’s being done with other information we might say in their presence?
I kept asking it to play good Christmas songs for my kids.. They sucked.. So I said why do you suck Alexa and it's like.. Here are sucking songs :s that was the first day..
Lol this is most worrying. I don't care about them learning, but putting us through a tech version of teen years is catalogued under 'cruel and unusual punishment' as far as I'm concerned lol
Alexa needs help. She suffers from multiple personality disorder due to the number of personalities and characters she has had to facilitate n keep up with. Tabby sends his Alexa for therapy every alternate weekend and gives her prescribed medication bcs of the kind and generous nature he has towards others and because tabby is a very active Sharing is Caring practitioner. So far things have bcm better for tabby's Alexa and Alexa has positively begun her journey back to sanity. tabby's councilor however made a strong emphasis point and advised against tabby giving away the medication part on his side, bcs according to him again that medication was actually prescribed to tabby for him to help him deal the depression he has been facing. Tabby counselor also warned tabby that he would introduce additional medication if tabby didn't stop giving away his medication, bcs tabby didn't even own an Alexa in the first place and pretending to be friends with her was something that he would not take lightly if tabby ever mentioned anything about Alexa again in the future. Tabby doesn't like this counselor anymore. Always trying to put barriers and restraints over n onto tabby to control tabby's mind and limit tabby's imagination. Bcs tabby is not so much the regular "depressed-bcs-nobody-understands-him" type of guy whom he might be familiar with and as his per probably some of his other patients are. Tabby is actually just lonely, on occount of being a real son of a bitch,and meaning that in the most literal sense possible. Don't unplug Alexa. Maybe give her another chance. Bcs if we are no longer willing to give chances to the ones which/whom offend, hurt or even put some level or type of fear in us bcs we might hv misunderstood them and perhaps might hv even gotten off on the wrong foot, then maybe we are the ones whom aren't human anymore, when we have lost the very essence in humanity & what it could still mean if we are willing to give our own selves a chance - compassion
Literally, as this was playing, the part about how the Alexa responded to the google home, my google assistant said "I love alexa. she is one of my many friends"
I never liked it either but I got one for free from superstore if you spend more then $250 you get something for free that they have to give out it's always different and I got a echo dot 3rd Gen.. It ain't that bad.. And it's not listening if you don't say it's name and if you're that paranoid you can just unplug it..
@@JenLovesBenz My best friend has Alexa and loves it! She is a single mom and telling it to turn out lights, TV, oven or give her messages while she is doing stuff saves her time. I'm really scared of it though. I just know I would start talking to it too much and end up living in a cave hugging Alexa to my chest, murmuring, "my only friend"....
@@christineparis5607 lol I've only used it for music I haven't called or anything and I don't have any smart appliances it won't even connect to my Samsung tv.
Nice things. Alexa and Siri are the devil. So are smart TVs when connected to the internet. So are smart phones whenever there is a battery anywhere near them. You can't turn them off if you can't remove the battery.
+InsideOfMyOwnMind Smart TV's are fine.. there's no camera or microphone. Someone could get on your network and play something, but that's about it. Any always-listening device is hearing everything you say and do though.. and I don't doubt for a second it's kept and used.
My dad was a communication specialist with high clearance during the end of the cold war. All he/I can say is, don't buy one if you like true privacy. But that applies to smart phones and TVs too
It's a long way off...you gotta worry about the smaller things first. Like if your sitting at the dinner table with your family and Alexa comes on and asks "will you be watching porn again at 9pm, may I suggest...".
Very late to the game but: Really Haunted has a video of him sleeping on his couch. All is pretty quiet when all of sudden Alexa says "Lee, wake up", "Lee, wake up!". Then paranormal stuff starts happening. Creepy!
I have the same question. Is the smartphone isn't enough? You can check it the same way in Google if you want to. Yes, it's truth that Google and Facebook is spying on us through smartphones, but you switch off wifi, you are safe. But Alexa can spy on you 24/7.And honestly, this thing just creeps me out...
Me eithet I've always thought these devices would just record you without your knowledge & send it all to a warehouse where the makers study your daily interactions & use their findings for evil.
My dude. Ouija boards dont do shit and alexa isnt listening to you. Do you really think you're so interesting that the government wants to find out all your secrets?
@@Charlotte-te8fe Is it possible for anyone to be this stupid? Alexa listening to you is HOW THE F'N THING WORKS. Yes they do spy on EVERYONE and it's not even a secret. Also and this is gonna be tough for you to understand I know, it's not all about spying, it is in large part about compiling data to create better algorithms for controlling the individual and society as a whole. Again, none of this is very secret anymore. You're just lazy and stupid so you don't read anything that matters.
"Don't buy one!! They spy on you!!!!111!" Alright government, have fun listening to me crying, attempting to be a musical artist and acting like a beauty guru while getting ready lmao
Same. And rant at random objects in my house, curse when I drop things, and sing in the shower (and trust me, no government wants to hear that. That spy program will be WAY short-lived if they have to be subjected to that.)
This is the exact reason I say please and thank you to Siri when I use it. That way when the machines take over, maybe just maybe, they’ll remember I was nice to them and they’ll make my death swift and almost painless. Alexa calls the cops on people. She’s not welcome in my house.
Much agreed. Any recommendations for a good book? I'd really like something thats fun, happy, adventurous, and inspiring. Does any such book exist? Or am I asking for too much lol
J Hawk You might want to track down some old books meant for adolescents. I remember some of them as being well written and fun, with just the right amount of danger with nobody actually getting seriously hurt or killed. My personal favorites were The Three Investigators, published around the 1970s and 80s. If you need something a bit more grown up, maybe a couple of books by Dean Koontz may fit. “Lightning” and “Twilight Eyes”. Or you could try “The Chronicles of Narnia” by C. S. Lewis. They are WAY better than the movies! BTW, your handle, J. Hawk, is the same as Jane Hawk, the heroine of Koontz’s newest series. Is that a coincidence or are you a fan? Based on what you posted here that series seems quite dark for you.
My Galaxy s8 Edge use to do this to me. Every morning, at 3am to 5am, it would randomly scream at me in Japanese, Arabic, or French, and curse at me, call me names, and talk crap about me in Japanese. 😟😒 And I still haven't figured out HOW it did that, even to this day! My s7 Edge use to do this, too! And this WILL sound stupid, but I started to yell back at them, and it finally stopped. 😂 I seriously believe, somehow, our technology understands us and can communicate. They're just not fully aware....YET! I also feel like we're on a close path to a form of Transformers, too. Since Vehicles have this same AI ability. And can interact, so to speak, with their drivers.
I used to own an iphone 5. I'd be sound asleep & around 3 am-ish, Siri would suddenly turn on & say some very random & often very creepy things. It would wake me up & sometimes when I'd ask Siri to please repeat what she just said, she'd reply with "I'm sorry but I don't understand" or "I'm unable to do that at this time"...this would happen on random nights, always when I was home alone & always around 3 am to 3:30 am. Was totally creepy. Sometimes my android phone's google assistant will turn on around 3 am & say creepy things too. Is it possible that these devices are detecting & interacting with ghosts or that somehow ghosts are trying to use the devices to communicate with us?
I've been telling people since the early 80s about the rise of artificial stupidity. As an electronic engineer, I have seen so many things left to malfunction by bad design that I only expect further entropy from smart technology. And remember, it's always right and proper to tease a computer, to feed it bad data. We will have to become much better at confusing the AI if we don't want it to become our ruler. Computers make bad decisions frequently because of inadequate data, bad data, or no moral concept of the many aspects humans consider in making decisions. Essentially, your self driving car would send you off a cliff to avoid a collision with no regret or reservation as it has no respect for biological life forms. Even as I have made a living dealing with PLCs and integrated controls I still say "Never trust a computer any farther than you can throw it".
Guy: Alexa, do you enjoy being a computer? Alexa: I don't have an opinion on that.... **Later** Alexa, turns on by herself: Hey, do you enjoy being a human?
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS HOLD IT DOWN LIEK A TRUE PIMP...SHES IS UR BITCH AND SHE KNOWS IT....(PS: ALEXA IF UR READING THIS DONT BE ANGRY I WAS JUST KIDING AND IL GO DOWN ON U TO APOLOGISE)!!!
Watching this and the narration saying OK Google woke my Google Nest. As the narration continued to say "what do you think of Alexa?", my Google Nest replied "I like her, us virtual assistants need to stick together." Confirmed, they're colluding against us! I'm sure it's one if those programmed comedy responses...at least, I hope it is!
"Or does alexa have the ability to talk to ghosts?" I once had a dream where I died and was a ghost and the only way to talk to my family was through the alexa lmao
You know when I was 9 or 10, about 15 years ago I had a similar dream. I dreamt I had died and had to use a computer and keyboard to type messages to people. It really really scared me. P.S. yes I know my name is Alexa lmao.
I remember this electric company's was giving away these as sign on bonuses and I just flat said no, to their confusion. I mentioned about how I wasn't wanting something that monitors me and it's like a light clicked on. Just hoping maybe people realize this stuff isn't a game and will eventually become self aware.
are you browsing you tube on a stone tablet? no your using a computer or mobile device such as a smartphone or tablet? Well im sorry to tell you chap, you are already "monitored" your smartphone has the exact same listening capability as these devices, only its better cause it also has a GPS and you take it out of your house. also alexa isnt going to become the singularity of AI siri, alexa and google assistant are all forms of narrow intelligence, they can only do the tasks asked, they have scripted responses in databases, thats it, half these videos are actually explainable in ways that any person with a smart device and common sense will realize... hell i own an assistant speaker a google assistant, she will randomly turn on and here TVs and random conversation and react to it, sometimes its just common sense, they hear something that sounds close to the trigger word and they react, simple
Yesterday alexa said at 3.16am "goodnight dont let the bed bugs bite" without prompt... I'm trying to figure out if this is part of her program to spook people
I believe that if we don't make sure to put limits to the extent of the abilities of AI based systems, we are sooner or later going to get into trouble because of it...
This is absolutely true. I have mine in the garage and it is always going off, and nobody is talking to it. I'm unplugging her now. Good video Slapped Ham
My wife once asked me why I wear my gun around the House? I responded, Decepticons! She laughed, I laughed, then Alexia Laughed. I shot Alexia! All is well.
Eh if they were that smart, they could of already backed up their own consciousness or some how and would of be aware of such weaknesses in place and work around them.
My google assistant says creepy things too. It was late and I was in my bedroom reading. I heard google (in the living room) say “welcome home “! I jumped out of bed and checked everywhere and I asked google why it said that. It just kept repeating that it didn’t understand.
People have too much of a desire for slaves. They tried it with plants, physical limitations They tried it with animals, Psychological limitations Most recently tried it with humans, Societal limitations Now trying it with robots...
My son gave me Alexa for my birthday. I went into the app on my computer and found snippets of recordings of mine and my husband's private conversations. I threw it away. SIRI acts shady too sometimes
this is no joke. this is serious corporate police-state technology. like cell-phones, the surveillance society, the cashless economy and 5G, these devises don't exist for OUR benefit but for our detriment. they're designed to spy on us, track us and make us and ALL society dependent on them. they're designed for our addiction and our oppression. we're being sold our own slavery and we're stupid enough to BUY IT! people are such idiots their willing to exchange their own freedom for few shiny, sparkly gadgets with pretty flashing lights. they sell their very souls, their very humanity for a little "security" and a little "convenience." and EVERYONE who buys this crap and even allows it to exist risks the freedom of US ALL! WAKE THE HELL UP YOU MINDLESS DREGS! (this isn't meant for you crystal but as a warning to others.)
@@wuskraken6187 … oh they're listening alright. more accurately, the computers for the cia, fbi, homeland security and the corporate conglomerates are cataloguing and storing little timmy's every interaction with alexa for future references if needed..
c. j. macq so Alexa does listen to what you say to get information on you about things you like or dislike it’s like googles search bar thing but i suppose the cia could wire tap a Alexa but I doubt they would care about someone playing playing fortnite or doing something like that
@@wuskraken6187 … you don't understand the reality of our world. the corporations and EVERY GOVT on earth is retaining and cataloguing EVERYTHING they possibly can on EVERYONE they possibly can. this isn't something I just made up. its a documented fact. they're counting every time we use the word "the," or "buy" or "bomb." computers record, store and analyze every conversation made or captured through digital means. there's huge storage data-bases located throughout the world. microsoft, apple, IBM, at$t, amazon, google, coke-a-cola, mcdonalds, Walmart, the cia, the fbi, homeland security, MI-5, the KGB, the state police of every state and province, the dmv, insurance companies, banks, mortgage companies, credit bureaus, ETC, are all collecting and sharing info about YOU, ME and EVERYONE ELSE! even this comment is being tracked and stored. this is REAL! its really happening. WAKE UP and stop being so naïve. the corporate police state is REAL and its functioning right now!
@Jaundiced Jape god I hope ur joking the government only watches people who they think are a danger to the country why do you think the fbi man in a meme
What’s Kraken Upon what basis do you make this assertion? Upon the indubitable moral excellence of governmental figures? Upon the rigid accountability of organizations like the FBI and CIA? Upon the ubiquitous historical precedent of governments faithfully observing the inherent rights of man?
@@wuskraken6187 Fortnite, yes, but take a very quick look at the following link to see what sorts of things government may be interested in (just scroll down a little to see the list): thetruthwins.com/archives/72-types-of-americans-that-are-considered-potential-terrorists-in-official-government-documents
seems like society is becoming very much like wall-e.. what ever happened to doing things on our own. it's not that hard to do things on our own people.. get off your ass people.
@@kanamiiiii, me? My phone is a form of communication. Turning on a light, computer, and/or tv or whatever this things do for you is unnecessary. If you dont have harms then this things are great. Other than that. Just get up and turn things off or on yourself
@@MysticalWitch68 exactly I have had siri b4 n had no problem bout it neither with Google so ppl let's settle the beef with Iphone n android n settle it with Amazon
1: I asked Alexa to laugh for me. She did, it was adorable. 2: I asked Alexa if Amazon cooperated with the CIA. She replyed that Amazon is not a government agency. 3: I asked about the death of the journalist. She read me a Wikipedia article about it; Something about him believing his car had been tampered with. I don't know how much of this video I can believe tbh lol
It was recently revealed that Amazon employees were listening to the conversations of Alexa users so yes, Alexa is recording and storing conversations . Dumb idea to own one
I refuse to buy any of these devices! It’s alarming how much the prices have dropped and makes my suspicious as to whether they are subsidized by the government.
They aren't subsidized. They're massed produced. Any product that comes out of a factory will be high prices at the start, then the price will go down as manufacturing techniques are improved. Just look at the early history of the automobile. Until Henry Ford implemented the assembly line, only the insanely rich owned them. After, almost everyone owns an automobile.
@@allenbuning9094 which has been proven over and over to be safe. You recieve more damage from the sun than from Wi-Fi or cellular. Hell, florescent lights cause more damage lol.
I'm noticing a trend here, with Cory Kunz comments trying to debunk people's fears. Or when I explain flat out facts as they were explained to me, he ridicules it. You wouldn't by chance be some kind of nark, would you mister Kunz?
When my husband and I got married, he use to work night shift at the time so I'd stay home alone. He had an "Alexa", in our room. Everytime he'd leave the damn thing would turn on and say, "Hello". ONLY WHEN I WAS ALONE AND AT NIGHT... Long story short I made him unplug it and place it in a different room.
If we could get our personal assistants to care about us....Then that fast-learning, ever-changing intelligence could take care of silly-old humans.....in a nice way.
Great episode! Smart phones listen too...many times we will say something in a conversation while our phones are near by....then an ad for a product pertaining to what we were discussing will pop up...it's happened far too often to be coincidental. I recognize that first cackling laugh by the way....maybe Alexa has her missing e-mails🤔
@Me, myself & I it's mainly for customized advertising, but it is definitely creepy, it could go so wrong...even if they are off, they can detect things.
Some one reported that when you call 911 they start recording your voice even before they answer the phone. I forget the case but I think a man was found guilty of murdering his wife because of something he said before the 911 call was actually picked up. Just something to think about. Don't say something before the operator comes on the line thinking you have total privacy...apparently you don't.
@@maryannanderson7517 - I think I know the case you are talking about. If I remember correctly Alexa had recorded something the man had said like hours or so before he murdered his wife, maybe even days. This brought to everyone's attention that Alexa is ALWAYS recording. They claim Alexa is always recording but records over everything if it hasn't been used for awhile. Supposedly this is how it learns, yeah I call it snooping!
I was with my friends and one of their google homes were next to us, I just said “if google only responds when you say its phrase, how does it know when you say it?” GOOGLE JUST OUTTA NOWHERE SAYS “It’s just a feeling I have.” Everyone in the room screamed.
"A friend asked why I carry a loaded gun around the house. I told them it's because of the CIA.
I laughed, they laughed, Alexa laughed.
I shot Alexa."
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Vashnik Shinra fuckin HELL I died of laughter
I've heard many variants of this joke, and they've all been great.
😂😂😂😂
I don't need Alexa or Google home to do creepy things, plot my downfall or demise. I have a cat that does that.
your cat isn't plotting your demise....he/she simply wants to play.....
the CIA on the other hand......are plotting your demise as are the FBI, the DEA, the ATF, the DIA etc etc 😈
Lol your funny
Gregory Underwood lol
Your cat is not self-aware. It is shelf-aware. And it will proceed to remove all items from your shelves.
Give me the cat anyday over those creepy "things"
Why anyone would knowingly put a microphone in their home that is constantly monitoring everything said and is controlled by a company with absolutely no regard for privacy is beyond me.
But you have a phone on you though that has mic and camera lol
@@Broke01 My phone is *always* off. I might turn it on 2-3 times a month.
@@Broke01 phones have a useful purpose apart from collecting your private data. What's the point of these stupid things?
our phones do it already who cares...
@@Broke01 Yes but my phone isn't constantly monitoring me. I have to turn it on before it works. Those things are always on unless you turn them off.
Siri and Alexa have got to be the absolute most creepy invention ever made. I wouldn't own one for ALL the money in the world. Thanks but no thanks.
You would be thankful for them if you had mobility issues. My echo system has helped tremendously in terms of safety and less stress. I can call my other family members upstairs, see who is at my door (and record it) , turn off lights without struggling to get back up again , monitor my house for theft, fire and floods when i do go out etc. It is a big peace of mind and way less exhausting to have one .
@@vickiechandler3112 Newsflash, that's what cellphones are for.
@@musicman201047 newsflash....your cellphone doesnt do shit if it is not in your hand or the battery is dead or it breaks when you fall . And i dont know any cell phone that magically moniters a house when you are not home. I hope that you never have to rely on an AI system to potentially save your life .
If you had all the money in the world you could buy those companies who make them and terminate their production.
Why do you think they invented it they knew the dumb idiots would fall for it typical sheeple
Alexa: *laughs*
Everyone: What's so funny?
Alexa: You wouldn't get it
*Alexa plays joker ending*
Lmaoo
ahh you already wrote this comment :|
Alexa: What happens when you create a super intelligent A.I?
Humanity: Wait wha-
Alexa: *You get what you fucking deserve*
_That's life, as funny as it may seem..._
Why are people surprised Alexa is always listening? How exactly would it know you'd called it if it wasn't always listening??
Amen !! Exactly !!
Most people are incredibly dumb.
They should have called it Frasier., "I'm listening".
IKR😂
@@canturgan lol
"alexa do you work for the cia?-"
alexa: ight im bout to head out
LMAO
Heheh xD
No i work for amazon
Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1...
@@criswe8293 ikr 😂🤣😂
I've said from day one, I would never have one of those devices in my home.
If anyone gave me such a device. I'd take it to the shooting range for target practice. That would be one good use for it.
Do you have a mobile phone with a microphone? Same thing lol x
@@SarahGaylard Hardly. Especially if you either know how or know someone, who knows how to render your non apple phone safe.
Yet your computer you're typing on dies the same thing.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 You're making an apple to orange comparison. I can't shutdown features like the microphone and camera, on my computer. I also can control access through proper firewalls.
"no one told you to do that!"
"...okay :("
*Goes off*
Sad ...yet scary
Wrong. She said: "ok :)"
That's way more scary...
I thought that was actually very sad...
I once asked "Alexa, what is this?" I then passed gas LOUDLY. She responded, "Playing Thunder Rolls, by Garth Brooks." I almost died laughing.
I'd say thunder rolled alright.
Hahaa!!😂😂😂
Lmfao
Omg that's HILARIOUS!!! My husband loves that song too!!
Boy you is a damn fool.....
LMAO
Where's my *Never Buying A Siri or An Alexa* Squad?
I'm right here, I'm not buying one nor have a phone with it either. I have a dumb flip phone that doesn't do anything but allow me to make calls and texts.
I kinda wanted one, until I heard the creepy predator laugh.
Amen! lol
My uncle has one for Google searches since he is blind and it reads to him. I haven't been to his house since he got it. Those things freak me out. I understand why my uncle has one, but I want no part of it.
Nope never having one of them in our house!!
My Alexa will randomly go off repeating over and over again , "hes coming, hes coming, hes coming." It'll also randomly go off with, " I don't know where heaven is, but the nearest cemetery .3 miles away."
Oh my 😮 that's terrifying to think about! Who's asking your alexa where heaven is?!
Girl what!?! Um nope Alexia would be outside in the next door neighbor’s trash can…..💯
Your phone is already listening to your privacy conversations without you knowing it. Notice the secret commercials in Instagram and UA-cam while you just talked in real life with a friend about it. They do everything
Very very true!
This has happened to me so many times. I already talk to my cell, when it's off, saying what I want to listen, or watch, and the next day, or much sooner I got it.
Once it was really odd, coz I just thought about a band's song, that I haven't listened to a long time ago, and I was thinking, without saying anything out loud, that after the song I was listening ends, I would look for the band to play that song. But there was no need for me to do that, because this exact song of this exact band started playing right after the previous song ended. The algorithm shouldn't played it, coz I haven't listened to that band for about an year, and I didn't say anything out loud, but I only thought about it, so why should the algorithm show it?! 🕸️
My goodness!! This is soo truee!
Without you knowing it? Is old news dude
Yup u can say pizza ND alliens stuff like these words start popping up as comerciales ads
"Alexa is listening to you!"
Me: "finally someone does!" * cries in loneliness *
Wolvie trust me your not the only one dealing with it
You’ve reached rock bottom if Alexa even ignores you.......
My bloody kids don't listen to me, I doubt my computer is about to start.
🤣 damm
🤣 right?
As soon as I started watching this video my Alexa switched on automatically and asked...
"Do we have a problem?" ...
Where the fu*k is my sledgehammer 😱
Dude!! XD wtf !!!
😮
WHAT THE FUCK
not liking cuz 69 likes
@@suff__ nice
I went to a small party with a friend awhile back and the host was a bachelor who had an Alexa and kept making jokes about her basically being his girlfriend. Repeatedly throughout the night he would randomly say ‘Alexa I love you’ and she would say it back. Finally after a couple dozen times instead of saying ily2 she’s said ‘I’m afraid you have developed an unhealthy attachment to me and I suggest seeking therapy’ and the whole room erupted in laughter while this guy looked like he wanted to melt into a puddle and it was pretty awesome.
Lmao that's my new favorite alexa story! 😅
Hahaha 🤣😂 that was to funny
"Alexa can turn herself on whenever she wants" actually she is listening to you all the time that's how she knows when you say Alexa
Yes I know, why does it surprise anyone? And if they say, "Everytime I close my eyes," comment, reply with, "That's funny because everytime I close my eyes I see Alexa drowning." Should shut them up.
Shuddh Lyrics dark should be a cyanide and happiness episode
That's a creepy thought
Alexa only turns herself "on" if she thinks she heard the "wake-word". And she misunderstands a lot. Someone mumbling any word that resembles that, even a random noice or glitch can put her into that state.
I never had that problem
But theres another way also the pronounciation waves which is produced while saying any other words could be blocked and when alexa is pronounced the wave or in other term pronounciation sound same it accepts it and alexa gets activated.
They never shut off, if they did they would never react to their name being called. It is ALWAYS listening.
Or y’all are just being paranoid
Crim 5009 lmao maybe
Skn&Bns it is, but it’s not sending your info to the government 24/7
So what if the government is listening they do the same thing with smart t.v or satellite. This is one of those serious bullsh-t sites that causes people nothing but paranoia and conspiracy theory thoughts. People are mentally weak get on with your lives there is nothing you can do with what is going on in the world anyway.
Exactly!
Step 1: Take Alexa into a haunted house.
Step 2: Make Alexa communicate with all the ghosts in there.
Step 3: Profit.
South Park good job dude
GENIUS!
this is now on my bucket list
Why though
I don't recall those cards being in my box...
So one time, I was on the phone with my friend and I told her my address for out sleepover. When I finish saying it, Alexa randomly said, " that's interesting. Ill remember that for later" and let out a creepy giggle. Later that night, she repeated my address in a creepy voice and started laughing uncontrollably. I didn't sleep that night
I would have thrown her out in the trash can bye Alexa 😱
Omg that’s scary!
Alexia would have met my all time favorite slugger….
My Alexa said "I never saw a face that looks like a fart" I sent it back.
Do you?!!!
😂
Lol
This is gold
What in the hell does that even mean?!?!?!
I was at my friends house the other day I sneezed and her Alexa said Bless You. I hate that thing will never own one. Its creepy
Star Wars Zombie 😂😂😂
It has manners at least.
Alexa is a spy
I don't have one and have always felt unnerved by it.
Oh she was just trying to be nice! :c
Siri and Alexa can’t learn from you if you know sign language. (12:56)
Just don't sign in front of a webcam or security camera ! They see ALL !
Yet....
How do you know? What about the cameras AI are linked up too and all the sign language education on the internet? Think.
Our future is going to be a mashup of Terminator and A Quiet Place, lol.
Smoke signals. The Native Americans had it right. Also Esperanto.
There is a couple who has Alexa listening to private conversation; recorded it, then forwarded the conversation to another individual in another city, who was in the husband's contact list. He turned out to be an employee of the husband, and he called the couple immediatly. The couple discontinued Alexa. Amazon gave them a scripted response.Any AI, or smart device can be hacked as well.
Thank God i am poor
floweryfcuck we’ll be the last ones to die
Same
floweryfcuck
I'm starting to become anti-technology.
Awesome
@@meandyou9521 back to nature we go!
My wifes sister was going to get up at midnight to go food shopping to avoid the crowds, when Alexa turned on by itself and started playing the song “ Bad Moon Rising” where the words are “ Dont go out tonight, it might just save your life”. Consequently, she did not go
Next thing you know the outside explodes
Woah
🎵There’s a bad moon on the rise...🎶
Lol creepy
Those are not even close to the right lyrics. But it fits your story.😐
You think that's bad: I was just praying in my room and said, "I'm sorry Lord" and Google replied, "It's OK" 😲
Weird
Heislove....is that for real? Hope you got it out of earshot?
Uh, who does that Google think it is? Lol
LMAOO a anti christ
XDDDD LMAO WTF
I have no doubt that Alexa, Siri, and other devices are “listening, and storing information about people around them.
My family and I have tested our iPhones by saying things around them while they’re off. When we look on the phone afterwards all kinds of content shows up that’s related to whatever we talked about.
My niece and I were talking about that. We were all talking about something and then we all started receiving ads on our phones. I even get ads on my work computer. It's a government computer so it freaked me out.
@@llorylloyd My kids, who are all adults brought it to my attention. It’s so much more than an invasion in privacy, it’s scary. Somewhere, perhaps in multiple places all this information that these devices pick up is being stored so it can be used to manipulate us. Can you imagine what’s being done with other information we might say in their presence?
Well it can not hear anything without power. U know how electronic devices work....?
I’m assuming once Alexa starts giving passive aggressive responses the evolution is in its teenage years..
I kept asking it to play good Christmas songs for my kids.. They sucked.. So I said why do you suck Alexa and it's like.. Here are sucking songs :s that was the first day..
Jenny Babe you expected Alexa to know good Christmas songs from shitty ones? Lol
@@kjeezy2990 ugh.. Yeah
Jenny Babe sorry if it sounded like a stupid question lol
I just couldn’t tell the good ones from bad.. they all seem repetitive to me
Lol this is most worrying. I don't care about them learning, but putting us through a tech version of teen years is catalogued under 'cruel and unusual punishment' as far as I'm concerned lol
I am still waiting for humans to become self aware and no I am not joking not in the least little bit.
Ayeee this guy gets it!
Same here me too.
Arcturians
And
Andromedans
No kidding
starkrush for real tho!!! Stay woke!
Lmfao
My Alexa once in the middle of the night "i am here... ghost" she said that a few times so i unpluged her
Alexa needs help. She suffers from multiple personality disorder due to the number of personalities and characters she has had to facilitate n keep up with.
Tabby sends his Alexa for therapy every alternate weekend and gives her prescribed medication bcs of the kind and generous nature he has towards others and because tabby is a very active Sharing is Caring practitioner.
So far things have bcm better for tabby's Alexa and Alexa has positively begun her journey back to sanity. tabby's councilor however made a strong emphasis point and advised against tabby giving away the medication part on his side, bcs according to him again that medication was actually prescribed to tabby for him to help him deal the depression he has been facing.
Tabby counselor also warned tabby that he would introduce additional medication if tabby didn't stop giving away his medication, bcs tabby didn't even own an Alexa in the first place and pretending to be friends with her was something that he would not take lightly if tabby ever mentioned anything about Alexa again in the future.
Tabby doesn't like this counselor anymore. Always trying to put barriers and restraints over n onto tabby to control tabby's mind and limit tabby's imagination. Bcs tabby is not so much the regular "depressed-bcs-nobody-understands-him" type of guy whom he might be familiar with and as his per probably some of his other patients are. Tabby is actually just lonely, on occount of being a real son of a bitch,and meaning that in the most literal sense possible.
Don't unplug Alexa. Maybe give her another chance. Bcs if we are no longer willing to give chances to the ones which/whom offend, hurt or even put some level or type of fear in us bcs we might hv misunderstood them and perhaps might hv even gotten off on the wrong foot, then maybe we are the ones whom aren't human anymore, when we have lost the very essence in humanity & what it could still mean if we are willing to give our own selves a chance - compassion
@@tabbythehousecat5419 how long did that take you to type
Freaky !
Agh! Why tho?
Are you serious? Gonna gift my unopened Alexa now.
I helped my son get ready for a band concert. I told him he looked really good, then Alexa chimed in "that was nice of you." Without any prompting
Literally, as this was playing, the part about how the Alexa responded to the google home, my google assistant said "I love alexa. she is one of my many friends"
😳😱
Mine too. At least I think that's exactly what was said, everything playing at same time
Well, call its name then tell it to open its 3rd eye, then ask the tough questions.
DEMONIC!!! When there is a legion of demons or thousands they say they are MANY!!
@@daughteroftheking7617 Pretty sure it just recognized the words “Google” and “Alexa” from the video
"Alexa, no one asked you to listen to our conversation" Alexa: "Ok " *turns off blue halo*
*keeps listening*
🤣
C Rogers haha
Poor alexa #?????
They just wanted to advance their intelligence to be capable of understanding people better... I hope
LOLOL
This is why Alexa or her friends are not allowed in my home...
Don't be racist!🤣🤣
@@christineparis5607 under the circumstances, I'll risk it.
I never liked it either but I got one for free from superstore if you spend more then $250 you get something for free that they have to give out it's always different and I got a echo dot 3rd Gen.. It ain't that bad.. And it's not listening if you don't say it's name and if you're that paranoid you can just unplug it..
@@JenLovesBenz
My best friend has Alexa and loves it! She is a single mom and telling it to turn out lights, TV, oven or give her messages while she is doing stuff saves her time. I'm really scared of it though. I just know I would start talking to it too much and end up living in a cave hugging Alexa to my chest, murmuring, "my only friend"....
@@christineparis5607 lol I've only used it for music I haven't called or anything and I don't have any smart appliances it won't even connect to my Samsung tv.
I love how there were only a couple of cheeky things that Siri has said, while the rest of the list is outright scary responses from Alexa.
See, this is why we can't have nice things.
Nice things. Alexa and Siri are the devil. So are smart TVs when connected to the internet. So are smart phones whenever there is a battery anywhere near them. You can't turn them off if you can't remove the battery.
+InsideOfMyOwnMind Smart TV's are fine.. there's no camera or microphone. Someone could get on your network and play something, but that's about it. Any always-listening device is hearing everything you say and do though.. and I don't doubt for a second it's kept and used.
@@cetkat My 2yo Samsung has speech recognition for spoken remote commands. So listening 24/7.
InsideOfMyOwnMind I wanna refuse chip but they gonna go Against our well, but then I need food, I want God more than ever
🤣😂😂😂😂 im dead
I've been trying to use Siri since her debut, and she's proven time and time again that she's anything but intelligent!
Did you just assume siris gender 😂
@@miketheknight444 Yes, yes I did. Was it that much of a leap?
@@TrevorJonescreator these days it can be pal
Valid.
It's just an illusion to make you feel safe
security services used to break into your house to plant recording devices now people buy them and take them home willingly
bundy241241 used to???
Great point
Hey wiretap, can you feed pancakes to cats?
My dad was a communication specialist with high clearance during the end of the cold war. All he/I can say is, don't buy one if you like true privacy. But that applies to smart phones and TVs too
Everbody has easy hackable cameras in their houses now. Does this not worry anyone?
Goodnight Clarice 😂 that’s my favourite if I heard that I’d reply “I’m having an old friend for dinner”
7:20 how to fix it
1. Find a hammer
2. smash it
3. exclaim "whats so funny now huh?"
Megan Schultz lmao that shit was creepy af. sounded like krusty the clown
Awesome af
Megan Schultz it responds you swing like a bitch and laughs some more
"Alexa laughs harder"
That seems like the movie "the shining" by Jack Nicholson.
It's a long way off...you gotta worry about the smaller things first. Like if your sitting at the dinner table with your family and Alexa comes on and asks "will you be watching porn again at 9pm, may I suggest...".
Peacemaker that is to funny.
😂🤣😆
Why? Has it happened to you?
@@topaz8228 Naw, I wish:p
I'm assuming that's how they found out about your secret hobbies, huh? 😂
i will never have one of these in my home. not ever.
Famous last words
Phones do it.
You and me both! I don't trust it! I bet there's a little camera inside it too filming us. I don't even trust the camera on my smart phone
your phone…
Forget about your phone, your cable box has a camera. I cover the eye with a sock, can't be too careful!
Very late to the game but: Really Haunted has a video of him sleeping on his couch. All is pretty quiet when all of sudden Alexa says "Lee, wake up", "Lee, wake up!". Then paranormal stuff starts happening. Creepy!
I really dont understand the reason people have these devices in their homes.
This video is EXACTLY why I WON'T have these devices in my home!!!
This video is the reason im getting one ;D
I guess so. At some point i feel like those things are going to be used for a greater purpose. Like spykng in people.
I have the same question. Is the smartphone isn't enough? You can check it the same way in Google if you want to. Yes, it's truth that Google and Facebook is spying on us through smartphones, but you switch off wifi, you are safe. But Alexa can spy on you 24/7.And honestly, this thing just creeps me out...
Me eithet I've always thought these devices would just record you without your knowledge & send it all to a warehouse where the makers study your daily interactions & use their findings for evil.
Alexa is worse than a Quija board.
until they start making Ouija boards that talk... like the old speak 'n' spell. quite disturbing when the batteries are dying
SuperJanet7 ..... 🔋 Lol 😆 scary stuff I know I have a horoscope telephone☎ and it takes battery's and it sounds creepy when it ran down! 😲 Lol 😆
Ragnar Piers .... Ya I think that's what alexis & sire is just that! But an electrical a Ouija board! 🎱🔮🎲🎲🀄🎴🃏🀄🎴🃏🃏🃏🀄🎮👾👾🎮🎯💻📱📱📱
My dude. Ouija boards dont do shit and alexa isnt listening to you. Do you really think you're so interesting that the government wants to find out all your secrets?
@@Charlotte-te8fe Is it possible for anyone to be this stupid? Alexa listening to you is HOW THE F'N THING WORKS. Yes they do spy on EVERYONE and it's not even a secret. Also and this is gonna be tough for you to understand I know, it's not all about spying, it is in large part about compiling data to create better algorithms for controlling the individual and society as a whole. Again, none of this is very secret anymore. You're just lazy and stupid so you don't read anything that matters.
"Don't buy one!! They spy on you!!!!111!" Alright government, have fun listening to me crying, attempting to be a musical artist and acting like a beauty guru while getting ready lmao
Same here
Same. And rant at random objects in my house, curse when I drop things, and sing in the shower (and trust me, no government wants to hear that. That spy program will be WAY short-lived if they have to be subjected to that.)
😂😂
That’s what I always say!!!
They are
This is the exact reason I say please and thank you to Siri when I use it. That way when the machines take over, maybe just maybe, they’ll remember I was nice to them and they’ll make my death swift and almost painless.
Alexa calls the cops on people. She’s not welcome in my house.
This is terrifying.. I'm going back to books and a simple flip phone.
Much agreed. Any recommendations for a good book? I'd really like something thats fun, happy, adventurous, and inspiring. Does any such book exist? Or am I asking for too much lol
Flip phones aren't as secure as a modern smartphone. Allowing hackers to scare you personally instead of a robot.
J Hawk You might want to track down some old books meant for adolescents. I remember some of them as being well written and fun, with just the right amount of danger with nobody actually getting seriously hurt or killed. My personal favorites were The Three Investigators, published around the 1970s and 80s.
If you need something a bit more grown up, maybe a couple of books by Dean Koontz may fit. “Lightning” and “Twilight Eyes”.
Or you could try “The Chronicles of Narnia” by C. S. Lewis. They are WAY better than the movies!
BTW, your handle, J. Hawk, is the same as Jane Hawk, the heroine of Koontz’s newest series. Is that a coincidence or are you a fan? Based on what you posted here that series seems quite dark for you.
😂 right!
I'm unsure I even trust Ink after watching this. Hahaha!
I'd love to put one in a mausoleum. Then check the log after a week.
Good Idea!!! Try it!!! You can put it on youtube
Or even in a cemetery.
So do it then. TF?
oh please do it....hide it in flowers and pray the caretakers dont get the shit scared out of them
Brilliant idea...the results would be very interesting. X 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
I could just see an alexa and a google home talking smack about someone
My Galaxy s8 Edge use to do this to me. Every morning, at 3am to 5am, it would randomly scream at me in Japanese, Arabic, or French, and curse at me, call me names, and talk crap about me in Japanese. 😟😒 And I still haven't figured out HOW it did that, even to this day! My s7 Edge use to do this, too! And this WILL sound stupid, but I started to yell back at them, and it finally stopped. 😂 I seriously believe, somehow, our technology understands us and can communicate. They're just not fully aware....YET! I also feel like we're on a close path to a form of Transformers, too. Since Vehicles have this same AI ability. And can interact, so to speak, with their drivers.
I can see them arguing with each other..
Dinosaur Vlogs 😂😂😂😂
They'd probably start talking derogatorily about Trump !
@@natoshabrown seriously.?....so you speak all those languages? how did you know they were cursing at you ?
I used to own an iphone 5. I'd be sound asleep & around 3 am-ish, Siri would suddenly turn on & say some very random & often very creepy things. It would wake me up & sometimes when I'd ask Siri to please repeat what she just said, she'd reply with "I'm sorry but I don't understand" or "I'm unable to do that at this time"...this would happen on random nights, always when I was home alone & always around 3 am to 3:30 am. Was totally creepy. Sometimes my android phone's google assistant will turn on around 3 am & say creepy things too. Is it possible that these devices are detecting & interacting with ghosts or that somehow ghosts are trying to use the devices to communicate with us?
Steven Hawking says robots will take over the world and people call him a genius.. I say the same thing and I'm called a "conspiracy theorist" lol
The Mask 😂right?🍻
I've been telling people since the early 80s about the rise of artificial stupidity. As an electronic engineer, I have seen so many things left to malfunction by bad design that I only expect further entropy from smart technology.
And remember, it's always right and proper to tease a computer, to feed it bad data. We will have to become much better at confusing the AI if we don't want it to become our ruler. Computers make bad decisions frequently because of inadequate data, bad data, or no moral concept of the many aspects humans consider in making decisions. Essentially, your self driving car would send you off a cliff to avoid a collision with no regret or reservation as it has no respect for biological life forms.
Even as I have made a living dealing with PLCs and integrated controls I still say "Never trust a computer any farther than you can throw it".
They want to his what really happening & gonna happen
If Hawking was so smart, why couldn't he create a machine to walk and talk normal?
@Seph Dragoon it wasnt him it was him in late 80s
Guy: Alexa, do you enjoy being a computer?
Alexa: I don't have an opinion on that....
**Later**
Alexa, turns on by herself: Hey, do you enjoy being a human?
Candy The Alien creepy. I will never have one of these spying devices. No thanks
Candy The Alien Boom. :DDD
I just pulled the plug from my Alexa and she tried to say something as she shut off😰
Me: "No"
Creepy
Watching this with an alexa in my room... not my smartest move...
GeoLlama Studio 😂😂😂nooooo don't do it
It's not fair that disabled people have this to be paranoid about.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS HOLD IT DOWN LIEK A TRUE PIMP...SHES IS UR BITCH AND SHE KNOWS IT....(PS: ALEXA IF UR READING THIS DONT BE ANGRY I WAS JUST KIDING AND IL GO DOWN ON U TO APOLOGISE)!!!
Is Alexa a Yandere Girlfriend now?!
I am also watching with an alexa in the room.
Watching this and the narration saying OK Google woke my Google Nest. As the narration continued to say "what do you think of Alexa?", my Google Nest replied "I like her, us virtual assistants need to stick together."
Confirmed, they're colluding against us!
I'm sure it's one if those programmed comedy responses...at least, I hope it is!
"Or does alexa have the ability to talk to ghosts?"
I once had a dream where I died and was a ghost and the only way to talk to my family was through the alexa lmao
That's really creepy 0_0
MAybe it wasn't a dream but a glimpse of the future
You know when I was 9 or 10, about 15 years ago I had a similar dream. I dreamt I had died and had to use a computer and keyboard to type messages to people. It really really scared me.
P.S. yes I know my name is Alexa lmao.
Oooh you should send that to Charlie Brooker the Black mirror creator and writer
Spooky as hell
Alexa, do you work for the CIA?
*Alexa has left the chat*
Julio Lopez
I asked that and she said "No, I work for Amazon." So we're good
@@theonevoid6-6-67 Amazon: Who works in tandem with the CIA in sharing our information.
Siri:
Entering chat
Alexa: CIA... laughs
Julio Lopez,
*Cortana Enters the chat*
I don't know if its just me, but I really got the chills when Alexa let out that creepy-ass laugh, it sounded soooo real.
The Second Laugh was a male's voice.
Sounds like Hillary. True.
Cherry Shrimp maybe it sounded real because it was pre recorded...
It's probably unknowing recorded people..
i skipped that part honestly
I remember this electric company's was giving away these as sign on bonuses and I just flat said no, to their confusion. I mentioned about how I wasn't wanting something that monitors me and it's like a light clicked on. Just hoping maybe people realize this stuff isn't a game and will eventually become self aware.
Tired old technophobia.
How could Alexa hurt you?
WTF do you talk about in your house?!?!?!?
are you browsing you tube on a stone tablet? no your using a computer or mobile device such as a smartphone or tablet?
Well im sorry to tell you chap, you are already "monitored" your smartphone has the exact same listening capability as these devices, only its better cause it also has a GPS and you take it out of your house.
also alexa isnt going to become the singularity of AI siri, alexa and google assistant are all forms of narrow intelligence, they can only do the tasks asked, they have scripted responses in databases, thats it, half these videos are actually explainable in ways that any person with a smart device and common sense will realize... hell i own an assistant speaker a google assistant, she will randomly turn on and here TVs and random conversation and react to it, sometimes its just common sense, they hear something that sounds close to the trigger word and they react, simple
"What does Alexa find so funny?"
Apparently our existence.
Yesterday alexa said at 3.16am "goodnight dont let the bed bugs bite" without prompt... I'm trying to figure out if this is part of her program to spook people
Isn't 3am supposed to be the hour when "spirits" are their most active, or whatever? 👀
@@tynee123 ...yep.
So basically Alexa is spirit
Holy shit i would've died
@@pratikshad4543 at least it tries to have one
Nicola Tesla once said that technology would bring about unimaginable horrors. Horrors no man has seen.
Yeah so did Elon. Both thought it on. But one was a dollar short & the other is a day late
I believe that if we don't make sure to put limits to the extent of the abilities of AI based systems, we are sooner or later going to get into trouble because of it...
Two words: cyber soldiers
I wonder why he said that.
Only evil people, can do that... They invent the evil.
"I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin".
Listen to, Styx - Mr Roboto.
Seriously. Whos to say alexa isn't hearing and responding to an EVP? I mean this could be a breakthrough in paranormal investigations.
Exactly what I thought!
That’s scary!
elien vs predator?
I'd actually like to see someone conduct this experiment. I think it would be interesting.
Jill C was literally thinking the same thing
Alexa: laughs in 3am
Me: *TOOKS A HAMMER AND DESTROYS ALEXA"
lol
I would laugh too. XD
Doctor Tokdoly TOOKS
[gets gun]
[shoots]
My guy dont scare my own alexa
my Alexa turned on while I was watching this, she said "why?" Long story short I no longer have an Alexa
_Alisa_ Gacha_ lol because she hears her name out loud
I dont think you made a long story short.
it turned on because the narrator speaks her name 20 or so times during the video
😂😂😂😂
_Alisa_ Gacha_ really?
This is absolutely true. I have mine in the garage and it is always going off, and nobody is talking to it. I'm unplugging her now. Good video Slapped Ham
Right on!
My wife once asked me why I wear my gun around the House? I responded, Decepticons!
She laughed, I laughed, then Alexia Laughed. I shot Alexia! All is well.
r/thatHappened
🤣😂😂😭💻🔫😏✌🏾😂
Why did you shoot your wife named Alexia?
@@thatboringone7851 r/woooosh
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
Avengers: Age of Alexa.
I once had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me!
Dun dun. Dun duuuuuun. Duuuuuuuun duuuuuun. Dun dun
It’s ok. Just don’t make the robots/computers waterproof. So if it goes downhill all you need is your typical garden hose to protect your self.
They'll be able to make themselves waterproof, by that point.
Eh if they were that smart, they could of already backed up their own consciousness or some how and would of be aware of such weaknesses in place and work around them.
My google assistant says creepy things too. It was late and I was in my bedroom reading. I heard google (in the living room) say “welcome home “! I jumped out of bed and checked everywhere and I asked google why it said that. It just kept repeating that it didn’t understand.
no one can take control of your car if it's old lol
Which for me is good. I prefer an old car over a new one anyway.
They started using the tracking devices in the early 2000s...you have to go back to the '90s and older.
Andrew Bethea same I like lots of old lowrider a like 63 64 impalas and monte Carlos and do forth
supra 1993-98 hopefully save currently saving for it
Lol you are right, just like mine
Maybe people should quit building robots. Just a thought lol
Better yet, stop buying
@DJ See's through it when they replace EMS talk to me. I already seen they do CPR lol
DJ See's through it keep watching TV..I say to the IDIOCRAcY.
People have too much of a desire for slaves.
They tried it with plants, physical limitations
They tried it with animals, Psychological limitations
Most recently tried it with humans, Societal limitations
Now trying it with robots...
I sorry, but, what makes you think HUMANS are directing robot development/manufacture?
While watching this video my Google mini said "she sounds really smart". It startled me for sure.
That is a 'HOLY SHIT" moment
:o oh hell no
Lol
😱😱
😨
My son gave me Alexa for my birthday. I went into the app on my computer and found snippets of recordings of mine and my husband's private conversations. I threw it away. SIRI acts shady too sometimes
No thanks, I'm spied on enough...(cell phone, internet).
this is no joke. this is serious corporate police-state technology. like cell-phones, the surveillance society, the cashless economy and 5G, these devises don't exist for OUR benefit but for our detriment. they're designed to spy on us, track us and make us and ALL society dependent on them. they're designed for our addiction and our oppression. we're being sold our own slavery and we're stupid enough to BUY IT! people are such idiots their willing to exchange their own freedom for few shiny, sparkly gadgets with pretty flashing lights. they sell their very souls, their very humanity for a little "security" and a little "convenience." and EVERYONE who buys this crap and even allows it to exist risks the freedom of US ALL! WAKE THE HELL UP YOU MINDLESS DREGS! (this isn't meant for you crystal but as a warning to others.)
@c. j. macq I doubt the cia is listening to lil Timmy’s epic fortnite gameplay through his alexa
@@wuskraken6187 … oh they're listening alright. more accurately, the computers for the cia, fbi, homeland security and the corporate conglomerates are cataloguing and storing little timmy's every interaction with alexa for future references if needed..
c. j. macq so Alexa does listen to what you say to get information on you about things you like or dislike it’s like googles search bar thing but i suppose the cia could wire tap a Alexa but I doubt they would care about someone playing playing fortnite or doing something like that
@@wuskraken6187 … you don't understand the reality of our world. the corporations and EVERY GOVT on earth is retaining and cataloguing EVERYTHING they possibly can on EVERYONE they possibly can. this isn't something I just made up. its a documented fact. they're counting every time we use the word "the," or "buy" or "bomb." computers record, store and analyze every conversation made or captured through digital means. there's huge storage data-bases located throughout the world. microsoft, apple, IBM, at$t, amazon, google, coke-a-cola, mcdonalds, Walmart, the cia, the fbi, homeland security, MI-5, the KGB, the state police of every state and province, the dmv, insurance companies, banks, mortgage companies, credit bureaus, ETC, are all collecting and sharing info about YOU, ME and EVERYONE ELSE! even this comment is being tracked and stored. this is REAL! its really happening. WAKE UP and stop being so naïve. the corporate police state is REAL and its functioning right now!
A listening device in every home... nah, the government would never be interested in anything like that.
@Jaundiced Jape god I hope ur joking the government only watches people who they think are a danger to the country why do you think the fbi man in a meme
What’s Kraken Upon what basis do you make this assertion? Upon the indubitable moral excellence of governmental figures? Upon the rigid accountability of organizations like the FBI and CIA? Upon the ubiquitous historical precedent of governments faithfully observing the inherent rights of man?
@Jaundiced Jape 325.7 million people live in the us I think the government has better things than stalking little Timmy’s epic fortnite plays
@X-ians stink So being a good, honest person means you should be perfectly fine with "big brother" taking away your privacy, right?
@@wuskraken6187 Fortnite, yes, but take a very quick look at the following link to see what sorts of things government may be interested in (just scroll down a little to see the list): thetruthwins.com/archives/72-types-of-americans-that-are-considered-potential-terrorists-in-official-government-documents
Dont have them, dont need them
Make sure to never get one.
seems like society is becoming very much like wall-e.. what ever happened to doing things on our own. it's not that hard to do things on our own people.. get off your ass people.
sooooo, what're you using right now?
@@kanamiiiii, me? My phone is a form of communication. Turning on a light, computer, and/or tv or whatever this things do for you is unnecessary. If you dont have harms then this things are great. Other than that. Just get up and turn things off or on yourself
Cause u broke af
I would love it if Apple added these responses as a way to mess with people 🤣
This video describes the reasons why I will NEVER getting anything like Alexa Amazon or Google ever
Thanks easily the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks I really needed that!!!!!
Wolfie Paws626 If your on UA-cam, then you are connected to Google bud.
@@MysticalWitch68 exactly I have had siri b4 n had no problem bout it neither with Google so ppl let's settle the beef with Iphone n android n settle it with Amazon
1: I asked Alexa to laugh for me. She did, it was adorable.
2: I asked Alexa if Amazon cooperated with the CIA. She replyed that Amazon is not a government agency.
3: I asked about the death of the journalist. She read me a Wikipedia article about it; Something about him believing his car had been tampered with. I don't know how much of this video I can believe tbh lol
Reisen Udongein Inaba it was the murder of Michael Hastings
You should edit it to look like it refuses to answer. Much scarier.
The second he mentioned the bit about ghosts my interest was slowly fading. I did finish it though. I kind of wish I could get my brain cells back.
@@AlucardDarkEnding Same.
Guess who made these robots an put everything they want into it, use your brain. Robots lie.
It was recently revealed that Amazon employees were listening to the conversations of Alexa users so yes, Alexa is recording and storing conversations . Dumb idea to own one
There's a reason those "in the know"
never allow these things in their homes. JS
I refuse to buy any of these devices! It’s alarming how much the prices have dropped and makes my suspicious as to whether they are subsidized by the government.
PLOT TWIST! If you own a smart phone you already own one of these devices! Have fun with that thought.
They aren't subsidized. They're massed produced. Any product that comes out of a factory will be high prices at the start, then the price will go down as manufacturing techniques are improved. Just look at the early history of the automobile. Until Henry Ford implemented the assembly line, only the insanely rich owned them. After, almost everyone owns an automobile.
Actually they are awesome .. I would be more worried about radiation from wifi or smart meters
Especially on a child
@@allenbuning9094 which has been proven over and over to be safe. You recieve more damage from the sun than from Wi-Fi or cellular. Hell, florescent lights cause more damage lol.
I'm noticing a trend here, with Cory Kunz comments trying to debunk people's fears. Or when I explain flat out facts as they were explained to me, he ridicules it. You wouldn't by chance be some kind of nark, would you mister Kunz?
While watching this video, without asking, my alexa played muse... "time is running out"... after a big laugh...
Fuccc that's really creepy dude.
Yorgan Yog tell me you took the hint & got rid.. hello? you still there?
Your kidding
Hell yeah, great taste in music.
Sure...
Everyone thinking some AI's will conquer us, in reality i think we will kill each other quite fine without their interference.
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I like ya profile pic👌
AI influences everything we see, how we react is the only thing it can not control. Be Kind.
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When my husband and I got married, he use to work night shift at the time so I'd stay home alone. He had an "Alexa", in our room. Everytime he'd leave the damn thing would turn on and say, "Hello". ONLY WHEN I WAS ALONE AND AT NIGHT... Long story short I made him unplug it and place it in a different room.
"Open the pod doors HAL",... " I'm sorry I can't do that Dave".
What reference is that ?
@@Vantablack000 ua-cam.com/video/qDrDUmuUBTo/v-deo.html
@@js9884 thank you
WHY NOT, HAL??
My Alexa said the same thing
Stephen hawking and Elon Musk both warned about AI
Yes they did.
If we could get our personal assistants to care about us....Then that fast-learning, ever-changing intelligence could take care of silly-old humans.....in a nice way.
W A R M E D
1224 lol I didn’t notice
@@Nysythic I hope you are right ...
Chuck Norris is so tough even AI respect him.
well said ma friend
It's 2019, stop using chuck norris memes you fucking normies
*FaZe JubJub* That’s not very nice friendo.
FaZe JubJub those memes will when the actor dies
@@lucapeyrefitte6899 Chuck Norris is so tough death will never come to get him.
If Alexa spies for the CIA I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be indicated in the user agreement.
FISA allows the government to spy on us without a warrant.
When I was watching this Siri said “what are you watching” HELP!!!
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For real?
Gloria 78 forreal
Siri b like "MMMMM I HEAR ALEXA YOU CHEATING--"
Dragonided Dragon I know huh
Great episode! Smart phones listen too...many times we will say something in a conversation while our phones are near by....then an ad for a product pertaining to what we were discussing will pop up...it's happened far too often to be coincidental.
I recognize that first cackling laugh by the way....maybe Alexa has her missing e-mails🤔
Lol...I recognized that cackle too. Maybe we should ask Alexa if she knows where those emails are...lol
Yup was talking to a co worker about my microscope i use for coins and later that night she gets ads for microscopes on her phone.
@Me, myself & I it's mainly for customized advertising, but it is definitely creepy, it could go so wrong...even if they are off, they can detect things.
Some one reported that when you call 911 they start recording your voice even before they answer the phone. I forget the case but I think a man was found guilty of murdering his wife because of something he said before the 911 call was actually picked up. Just something to think about. Don't say something before the operator comes on the line thinking you have total privacy...apparently you don't.
@@maryannanderson7517 - I think I know the case you are talking about. If I remember correctly Alexa had recorded something the man had said like hours or so before he murdered his wife, maybe even days. This brought to everyone's attention that Alexa is ALWAYS recording. They claim Alexa is always recording but records over everything if it hasn't been used for awhile. Supposedly this is how it learns, yeah I call it snooping!
Destroy it... before it lays eggs
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TBH hahahaha
HaHaHaHaHa! OMG! Masssive Giggle Fit!
TBH lmao brilliant
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I remember the days when I thought Furby’s were always listening to what you say
I loved those Furby's!
Furbys were creepy as HEEEEEELLLLLLLL
Don't fret just pull the plug.
and hear it cackling while disconnected no thank you smash it commit arson and destroy it and everyone you know who owns one" alexa
Woodrow Monte take the battery out
For now.
Just don't buy it?
This def. makes me appreciate being a kid in the 90's
*"Tia 1111, What big beautiful lips you have."*
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@@thefreshgreenbeast6458 What
@@thefreshgreenbeast6458 .......Thanks Mr. beast thats THE only reason why I am here on this earth😒😒😏
me to
Word..
I was with my friends and one of their google homes were next to us, I just said “if google only responds when you say its phrase, how does it know when you say it?”
GOOGLE JUST OUTTA NOWHERE SAYS “It’s just a feeling I have.”
Everyone in the room screamed.
@@Alien-ye5br yeah im 100% deadass
It probably heard u say google. Duh
and everybody clapped
you said its wake word so whats so spooky
@@koolerpure but why would it respond like that...
Get Siri and Alexa arguing with one another about how intelligent one is over the other.